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>>2210014
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frozen turns into donk when he's playing nuke
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f1rst for f0ze
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Faze is winning Nuke and Ancient, trust the process
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>>2216162
But you came second? Just like FaZe at majors lmao
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NOT SO FAST, S0MPLE
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>it takes s1mple to get normies to watch vitality
holy FUCK vita bros we are so fucking FUCKED in the ASS
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bot zypoo....
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STILL FUCKING COUNTS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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HE FUCKING WHIFFED
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Zysisters... The GOAT... He is too powerful for us
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vitasissies??? this was supposed to be an easy win, why is it so close?
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>>2216171
They had to bring in the big guns
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>>2216141
>if BC.Game are the fellowship, then who is who? (other than aragorn, of course)
s1mple -> Frodo
electroNic -> Boromir
MuUTiRiS -> Gandalf
krazy -> Legolas
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>>2216180
word from inside the vita camp is apex is going to promote the major vlog in the post game interview
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zypoopie
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s1mple vs Zygoat is drawing in so many viewers no one even noticed f0ze getting fucked by some french stack
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THE GOAT IS BACK TO SAVE US FROM THE VITRANNITY REIGN OF TERROR
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HOLY JEW
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B0TKYSISTERS REGROUP IN THE VEGANCORD PRONTO!!!! WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT OUR PR STRATEGEM BEFORE THE MATCH IS OVER (IN 2 MAPS REGREATABLY)
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talon prices are going to the moon if this continues
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OH NO GOAT BROS???????????
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another classic mutiris all 5 lonmg call
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>smoke in wooden doors
>vs a jew
expected
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>>2216194
Joking about the holly isn't cool anon.
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>vitality has no fa-ACK!
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THE GOAT WHIFFED
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GOATZ
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Old s0mple would have won that 1v3.
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>>2216196
oh nononoonon a loss in the server and a loss of all they/them's fans!
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>>2216196
They had to bring s1mple and faze on a break to pull the numbers kek
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jewchads stay winnin
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why is zywoo staying open on long? where is my gamesense goat?
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ropz is the anti clutcher
if it's a 1v1 between him and your superstar player, bet everything you have on ropz

he's like kryptonite to them
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>>2216201
f0ze have been on break since February 2024! hahaha
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from all 5 long to all 5 short. mutiris youve done it again
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>>2216204
he got that faze dna still
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>>2216196
zywoo vs simple is enough of a headline to get +50k for free, even if BC games has 0 chance to win if Vitality isn't throwing.
All slavs just holding on the idea of s1mple not being washed are watching this match hoping they can get 2 more years of GOAT discourse if s1mple just ends the BO with a slightly higher rating than zywoo.
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they got ecoed lol
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>ropz wins a round
>IT-ITS BECAUSE HE WAS IN F0ZE AT ONE POINT IS HIS CAREER
kek obsessed tranny
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Apex SEETHING oh nonononoononoononon
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>>2216196
God knows how many more times we can see s0mple play, ain't nobody missing that for Faze v. 3DMAX
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>>2216211
>vitality playing
>still talk about faze

kek obsessed tranny
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f0ze v 3dmax is a bigger mismatch than bcg vs vitality...
>>2216215
>xhe is so obsessed with vitality xhe doesnt even know f0ze is currently playing
KEK
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SOMEONE IS SABOTAGING FAZE WHAT THE FUCK
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GOATRONIC I KNEEL
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electronic good?
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>>2216204
he just lost 2v1 to electronic
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>>2216219
>keeps talking about faze
kek obsessed tranny
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electronic looking good again which is pretty wild
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Team of the year?
More like kwab of the year!
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ZYSISTERS REPORT THE COPECORD AT ONCE
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>>2216220
Oh no f0zesisters we really need to come up with a better cope than this. We only have one more game (loss) to get it right!
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someone call me a tranny im getting fomo
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>>2216222
always was, disregard haters who convinced themselves he's the devil cause of his mean mug
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>>2216221
>>2216222
>>2216223
>1v2s ropz + zywoo
wtf is going on
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>>2216196
OH NONONO FAZESISTERS THE GAP IS EVEN LARGER NOW THAT THE FAZE MATCH IS LIVE! WE MUST ALL STOP DIALATING AND REPORT INTO THE STREAM AT ONCE
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>>2216223
ropz's passive doesn't kick in against electronic's caliber
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>>2216232
tranny
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>goat is raping zywoo on lan
>niggas still posing about faze
Y'all gay ash ngl gng
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>>2216230
unironically the vita discord has been running gay ops on this thread to distract from zywoos bad performances (when they happen which is admittedly rare).
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>>2216240
THE GOAT was a faze head so its only natural
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>>2216240
kek xhes waving the white flag, 3dmax broke xer
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peep the odds ahahahahahahahahh
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>>2216240
speaking of ash, any polishbros wanna explain snax's performance in GLs elimination game?
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could have been 10-2 for BC without vitality's force win and flamez bullshit ace
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>>2216247
>speaking of ash
Lemme translate dat for you unc: You all are gay as hell not going to lie gang.
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CMON FAZE GIVE ME ONE

CMON GOAT RAPE ZYPOO EVEN MORE
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>>2216251
what does that have to do with the cancer of counterstrike known as poland
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>4 misses
>1 blind hit
>on zywoo
LMAO
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HERCULESWOO
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fucked and cucked...
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ummm s1ss1es... did we get to cocky??
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>>2216257
>>2216258
as if to show him "this is how you scout"
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>>2216259
NOT YET
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reminder the only awp v awp fight this game was won by s1mple
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>needs to stand on the heads of others to kill s1mple
heh, we do not count that one
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>>2216257
>>2216258
>vs a pistol
lol
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT VITALITY??????? FIRE APEX NOW
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>raped by pistoletos
ahahahahahahahhaha
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MIND RAPED. VITALITY WERE MIND RAPED. BY A POORTUGESE PERSON.
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apex talk to me bro you're never like this
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0p0x...
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>another shift walking knife
1000$ FINE IS NOT ENOUGH
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s0mple bros...
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Well, that's over. Pretty boring.
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>meanwhile
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he keeps one upping s0mple the next round, it's almost intentional at this point
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GODZ
GODPEX
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KwAb clan
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>>2216288
Damn it's almost as if he has the best team in the world helping him
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>>2216284
nobody cares
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it might be gg for daddy karrigan
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too many last second plants
this was in the strat book
they know something about BCgame that even they themselves don't
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>>2216284
expected, and very very welcome
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f0zeniggas just RETIRE LMFAO
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>>2216298
BCG will start pushing eventually, they are punishing that i reckon
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>>2216182
Taz is gandalf
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>>2216305
bro got the ukrainian front on his skin
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>>2216305
One does not simply walk into mid
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it's ok s1sters, at least it wasn't our map pi-...
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vitality is really shit right now
s0mple shouldn't even be able to get close
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at least s1mple won the only AWP du-- oh...
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kek you think mezii was too greedy and wanted two frags or he set up zywoo to kill simple by giving him info about simple?
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DONT CHECK THE B STREAM F0ZESISTERS!
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>>2216295
as in nobody is watching, f0ze has no fans, or noe one cares because we all expected a 2-0 rape?
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>vitalité
>3Dmax
oué la france on é oùù!!!!1!
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>>2216312
zypoo getting his ass saved by his yid master
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>Not if we hold true to each other. We will not abandon Krazy and Electronic to torment and death. Not while we have strength left. Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some Jew and Frog
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Portugal hasn't done anything in CS's entire history compared to their brazilian cousins and it's not going to happen today.
There are like 4 tiers od difference between these 2 teams.
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crazy that zypoo needs to get carried vs t4
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>>2216314
this might shock xer into suicide...
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The comeback for faze starts now
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oh god who asked JL to come and give his opinion? and why is he wearing a navi jersey?
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BC Game already did more than everyone expected. Vitality almost shat their pants there.
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>>2216320
furia got bent over today, do not talking macao moneky banana eater
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>>2216326
Godwoo being merciful
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BC Game unironically showed more game than Faze
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holy kek
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>3DMAX
>Vitality
It's the frog era...
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-karrigan
-broky
+s1mple
+electronic
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>>2216332
not funny also kys
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>>2216327
>implying I support any of them
Both are garbage but what's even more garbage is s1mple and elec's current career path.
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>Faze picked nuke
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>f2ze
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>>2216335
keeeeeeeeeek
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>>2216332
fattigan kicked s1mple for b0tky and rain for jc0bbbb....
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>>2216321
>goatwoo has a better rating while getting carried than s0mple playing with nobodies
herculeswoobros, the debate is settled
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>>2216336
kek disloyal monkey, furia loses one group stage game and you turn ur back
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>2-0
L00000000000000000000000000000L
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AAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA TRANNY CLAN LOST
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>MOUZ only need to beat NRG and then 3DMAX for playoffs

I hate this ugly subhuman jewish team so much. Always gets lucky in every single fucking tournament since 2023
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juicy furia mongolz already
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Faze are an absolute disaster holy shit
they had free 2 weeks of prac to show... this
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what happened to twistzz
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Its ok faze bros, for now we regroup on the lower bracket...
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>>2216350
pc not vegan
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oh nonono f0zesisters.... I might really do it this time... I just cant with this team anymore...
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>>2216350
whops, here is full game, doesn't look much better.
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#11 player in the world
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>>2216347
how can you be this retarded, there are interactive brackets you can click through. you must be brown
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faze would be the goat team if all the games played were arena semi finals
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>>2216344
My team just obliterated Fazeniggers and sent these washed farts to loser bracket.
French gawds will win Krakow.
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fucking delay, game was supposed to sytart at 7pm, now I can't comfily watch footie
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>>2216357
I am Icelandic and I am whiter than your entire family tree spanning 300 generations up to the Bronze Age, jewish amerimongrel
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>>2216355
cheats detected, has to play legit now
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Flamez is an absolute demon with smgs
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>>2216360
next you will be telling us your favela is actually the palace of versaille
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time to play GOTY instead of watching Zywoo destroy s0mple for yet another map
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I am tired of rooting for these faze dogs, they deserve death for all pain they cause to their fans, I am giving you dogs one last chance before you get your worst hater, fuck you vegan cuck
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>>2216363
bodied that freak
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>>2216368
>I am giving you dogs one last chance
When will you learn?
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>>2216368
cool it with the anti leafs comments
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FaZe start slow every tournament. Trust the plan
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for once im envy of french people. raping two of the most overhyped dogshit teams must feel good
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>>2216367
time to play GOT-
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>>2216376
your woke simulator lost, jeetoid
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>>2216374
Mongolz start slow. Faze sometimes start slow, sometimes just shit the bad.
Though this time, Mongolz might shit the bed too.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GGAPED AND RAPED
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>>2216378
>you don't like the journie game...so you're indian!
you're mentally ill
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I am Icelandic and I am whiter than your entire family tree spanning 300 generations up to the Bronze Age, jewish amerimongrel
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>>2216380
Mongolz have the excuse of the new guy debuting and not playing officials since the Major
Faze should be better than this, not even talking about the end result but the performance
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how much did they pay for that #11?
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>>2216376
to be honest, it is how it feels the best to move around. realism is great but then it can get tedious as fuck like red dead redemption 2
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>>2216387
ner0 does what ner0 wants
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3dmax could beat fartality
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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>>2216360
>>2216367
your nationality is your entire identity, lol
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OH SHIT that was close
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>>2216360
frenchbro, i kneel
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>>2216392
apex would die of anger
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zywoo is the djokovic of cs

actually overtook s0mple but was unlucky to end up in the era of the new GOAT so he will be quickly forgotten as the bridge between generations
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>zywoo is the djokovic of cs
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>>2216399
that is not true for djokovic tho
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>>2216402
it is

alcacer will soon overshadow him
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>>2216401
still double bangged sjokx an freya
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THE GOAT is malding. Its over. Zywoo won.
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>>2216401
I look like this
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>>2216393
all Ropz tbdesu
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>>2216403
retard
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>>2216394
>your nationality is your entire identity
This apply to most people on every country on earth.
At least frogs or even bongs, mutts, nips, italians or krauts have legitimate reason to be patriotic.
Imagine being a die hard patriot and your fucking country is bulgaria lmao, or fucking Peru lmao what the fuck have you even contributed to mankind at large?
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>liverpool

OH NO NO NO NO
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>>2216399
In game style Zywoo is Roger of CS, just the most naturally talented guy to ever do it, playing whole career in tier 1 on pure instinct and skill destroying everyone, but elegance in CS isn't attractive to watch as it is in tennis, so he isn't popular.
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>>2216409
you are an ugly brown turkish serbshit
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>>2216410
bulgaria created wine
peru created potatoes
canada created peanut butter
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>>2216410
actually the least you have the prouder you are of your identity.
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>>2216414
you are a retard favela monkey clinging onto the greatness of a man from a country across the ocean from you because his ancestors raped yours a hundred years ago
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>>2216411
>scouwsers don' gat knoock oout
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>>2216413
no, federer was actually a very agressive player, while nadal and djokovic are more defensive, djokovic is not liked as he should be, simple is federer, zywoo is djokovic, donk is alcazar, nobody is nadal.
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>>2216418
djokovic is serbian
serbs are turk rapebabies
you are serb
you are turk rapebaby

simple as
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Haha maldple
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if i could i would help s1mple
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s1ss1 is SO mald lmao
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HELP ME SUKA
JUST DONT USE FUCKIGN NADES BLYAT
NOOBS SUKA
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"HELP ME JUST DON'T FUCKING USE NADES!"

MELTDOWN
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>>2216422
... says the moorish rape baby
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>>2216415
>peru created potatoes
???????
Peru have not created shit but making llamas relevant and potatoes have existed in hundreds of different places from europe to southeast asia.
>the incas
Claiming the civilisations of 8000 years ago as your own nation might be the most subhuman fucking thing ever imagined and if you unironically thinks Peruvians can claim inca shit you should slit your throat for the good of your race.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT USE NADES
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WHIFFWOO
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>>2216431
qué
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>>2216431
Yeah, I gotta agree with this
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iceland cs? 0 relevant lans
iceland greatest contribution to humans? bjork whoring herself
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what could have been
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I notice vitality always know exactly when to stop peeking and hide when players get aggressive against them, almost like a switch is flipped they go from jiggling to holding the moment a player is pushing
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oh hell yeah
f0ze needs to disband after this loss
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>>2216442
radar special
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>>2216442
buttplugs
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>>2216438
surely this is not true...
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DENIED BY THE TRAIN
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>fucking sick of saving and having awp on funny rounds
jame did a number on apex
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lmao
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zypoo sisters... i think we may have gotten too cocky...
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WHIFFWOO
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zywoo bros...............

whiffs a not moving target, then simple pulls out an awp masterclass
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zywoo intimidated by the aura of s1mple, causing him to miss. i do not blame him
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>>2216411
problem?
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threadly reminder
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>>2216466
everybody does it, cant even be mad about it
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BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDNT WHIFF
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>>2216466
>he cheated to lose 10 rounds in a row
this is why most of these accusations doesn't make sense
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S1mple might still have it, but his personality issues really hurt his value.
I don't know any modern day player who would curse out his teammates for a bad play (it was a bad play) while the game is still going.
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>>2216472
>there can only be one cheater ever
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s1mple with more Dota hours than CS actually is better than half of the awpers who have constantly been playing tier 1 for the past few years since release, what a sad state
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I dislike flamez
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>>2216474
>I don't know any modern day player who would curse out his teammates for a bad play (it was a bad play) while the game is still going.
what happened? i missed it
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zypoo sisters?!
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>>2216479
>>2216429
>>2216426
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I have seen enough. Get s1mple on G2 asap!
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sjokz bros...
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>>2216489
Unconvincing slop
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>>2216474
>I don't know any modern day player who would curse out his teammates for a bad play (it was a bad play) while the game is still going.
Every Russiansphere player does this
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NICE SMOKE S1MPLE BLYAT
NAHUYA ON TEBE NUJEN BIL?
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>>2216492
That's bullshit. Donk is like the worst tilter in t1 right now and even he doesn't do that.
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>>2216474
well, if you talk after a round in navi (and your name isn't aleksi) you get called a gypsy n word and get told to stfu
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>>2216492
Outside Electronic, I don't know. Donk rages, but I don't think, even at his maddest, he directs it at a specific player. He just gets mad at himself, or tells everyone they need to get together.
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>>2216496
donk is a beta manlet
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>>2216496
>the worst tilter in t1
that's elige
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>>2216474
b8 fumbled not getting him, headtr1ck was worse than even their igl and they just kicked their new guy after his first event
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>>2216502
>t1
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>>2216492
old generation like s1mple and electronic do
newgen sissified anime zoomers like donk just go passive aggressive and stare down at the floor
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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
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Even if the GOAT loses to the cheaters today we at least get to see him rape br0ky on monday
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
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>>2216511
based
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I'm literally going to prison because i had public sex. This is my last ever post on HLTV.. goodbye
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ummm... s1sters, why is he catching up?
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GODPEX
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OH NONONONONONONO
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RAPEX
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>>2216518
maniac NO!
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is the goat really supposed to be that shit without an awp?
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>>2216519
eco cobra
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owned
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VIDEITY
GOATWOO
S0MPLEL
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lmao
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>For a jew, tying his shoes is harder than beating the supposed GOAT
Poor goy s1mple.
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s1mple actually looking mad as if he expected another result.
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>Even they are laughing at faze
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If you swap s1mple and zywoo on these teams then Vitality still wins. This is why zywho isn't the GOAT.
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>>2216547
You clearly have a loser's mindset
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>>2216550
>4-1
it's settled
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s1mple and zywoo actually had pretty similar stats
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what was apex saying after interview ended?
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>>2216552
Yes.
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i feel like s0mple's gonna mald so hard that they'll lose tomorrow vs t3
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Who though jLoser on broadcast was a good idea?
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Has s1mple ever gone against Donk? I don't think he has right?
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>>2216557
he learned they're playing 3dmax next and he said "fuck the French"
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>>2216561
he has such a shit voice
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>doom scrolling hltv
>>2216565
no i meant way after that, you could still hear Apex talking to her and everyone giggling
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might pop a zyn to numb the pain
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>>2216549
nah
s1mple is just dogshit without an awp and you don't have an awp often in mr12
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>>2216550
goatronic superior to zywoo, confirmed
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>>2216565
3Dmax look strong, zywoo is still meh. it will be a tough game.
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who is we watching tomorrow?
for me? failclowns vs aurora, goat2 vs futa, n0vi vs sp0r0t
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whats up with sjokz?
she looks under the weather, new mom or smth?
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>>2216568
hltv doesnt look good no more...
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>>2216573
falkeks
g2
jamevision
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>>2216575
>new mom
she's pushing 40 bro
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>>2216557
He was trying to get a crumb of sjokzussy
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i too want papa taz to console me after playing cs2...
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>navi vs spirit
>furia vs mongolz
>simple vs faze

nice
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>zywoo got 2 more kills than s1mpel
Too close to call
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>>2216589
yeah, nah >>2216550
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https://youtu.be/upI8NYFzhkw?si=5DHcI-q3nrfG3cCB
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>>2216572
nah Vitality own them every time they play, this draw is great for them
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let's be real: they should've bought betboom
or really just never got electronic and bought fut. cmtry is shit, fut with simple goated.
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End of the line for faze
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>>2216615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy0n1kqHJYQ
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s0mple
>instantly goes to check hltv after the game
goatwoo
>doesn't even use social media
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>>2216610
>fut with simple goated.
honestly this would be a top move, FUT riflers are insane, and i think Krabeni has more of an attitude to not take s1mple's shit like Mutiris. he also frags out much more.
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>>2216610
i don't hate that and young niggas would have the balls to ego check s1mple, unlike people his own age or older
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>>2216615
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>>2216622
dude must post under lots of alts, praising himself
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>>2216636
karrigan sucks the soul out of you
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>>2216641
trvth
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>>2216636
>with GOATko
>with fraudigan
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you could actually tell how Aleksi's calling looked bad because iM is sick and can't secondary yap, especially on Anubis. they won ancient because that's by far makazze's favorite map and he took initiative.
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>>2216615
its grim
frozen is backstabbing us like ropz, karrigan is hanging up the gloves and with that the end of faze clan
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>>2216651
+Senzu
+Controlez
+Degster
Frozen
Twistzz IGL (he spends 6 months learning russian and mongolian)
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>>2216651
>frozen is backstabbing us like ropz
i hope so
he deserves a real team
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>>2216615
Karrigods, it may actually be over this time. I don't see them keeping Karrigan at the end of the year.
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>>2216547
s1mple was also mad after they got eliminated in their first tournament with Navi international, when the team was just formed. i remember he posted some malding tweet. he has unrealistic expectations. in the end that team managed to win a Major and play great CS for a full year without him. he should really fix this shitty behavior, you're not 20 anymore dude.
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flyquestred has fallen...
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vp eliminated last at t2 lan
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>>2216659
the problem is he still thinks he's goated with the sauce and his ego reflects it
expecting perfection from your team mates is never rational but it at least makes more sense when you're playing nearly perfectly yourself like prime s1mple but he just aint got it like dat no mo
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>>2216676
is "she" going to play with real women or is it going to be a full tranny team?
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>>2216676
-broky +fawx
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>>2216084
f0ze losing is the bigger kwab because at least the monkeys simmer down when p00ria aren't winning but f0zeniggas just don't know when to shut the fuck up
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>>2216678
they forsook big J
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>>2216678
what the heck
who the fuck even are these teams, jesus christ
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>>2216659
Electronic might be used to it, but it's likely ass for the morale of the Portuguese players, not helping to their performance and decision making. Isn't one of them igl too? A lot of pressure.
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>>2216659
He is giga-rich, a celebrity in his country and still arguably the GOAT of his profession, even if his best days are behind him. He's never going to fix his attitude. People only change through pain, and he's clearly not faced enough pain from his behavior and actions.
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yall niggas be angry when your team lose?
i be feeling anger when FURIA lose
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>>2216700
>People only change through pain
trvke
i think yeki only changed for the better because he genuinely believed furia was the last chance to save his career. s1mple knows he has a future, with or without cs
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>>2216709
i'm NA, i'm a hardened warrior
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>>2216714
more like buckbroken
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>f0ze lost (raped actually, brutally even, by fr*nchies on top of that)
>s0mple lost
Today is a good day, WooCHADS. Xer f0zetranny might rope xerself tonight, I don't know. But anyways in more exciting news:

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389650/faze-vs-bcgame-iem-krakw-2026

S0mple will rape f0ttigan into a coma.
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>>2216729
>fr*nchies
frenchies, you made a typo.
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https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389691/procyon-vs-marsborne-fire-conter-season-1
kino
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Tomorrow I am
>Jewish
>Turkish
>Fat
>Throat singer
>Gypsy
>Christian
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>Exort Cataclysm
aint no way lol
are they really gonna disband
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>>2216747
it was probably win this lan or you're fired type shit
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>>2216737
>is for all the outsiders except when it comes to jews
>us east coast timezone

hmmmmmmmmmm
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why do timbermen all cheat btw
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aparently right after the match s1mple pulled up his phone and was browsing through the epstein files
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Faze raped again damn. I don't know what else to do but to simply live with the pain. Rooting for teams like spirit or vitality just feels too easy and fake.
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>>2216767
ummmmmmm source???
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>>2216767
it wasnt by accident that he ended up in NA, but epstein was smart, he used s1mples old "igrushka" nickname
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>>2216767
my goat
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virtus.pro's last win was 13 weeks ago
iem chengdu, 2-1 over... faze clan
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>>2216755
I knew some polcel was going to point that out, but no - I've been a fan of Mouz since Woxic's time.

And what do you mean all for the outsiders? Besides Captain America betrayed us in our hour of need, he doesn't deserve shit.
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legacy -lux
the brazilian dream is over
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>>2216818
i liked how he looked. that's my only take.
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legacy as we know it are dead
it was nice to see dumau and latto back in tier-1 for a bit, but it's all over again.
no lux no chucky nothing matters now
all we have is furia getting carried by imports and pain the potential team
dream of brazilian cs is done, pgl masters bucharest was the breaking point and it was all tumbling down since then
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>>2216852
I like legacy but was rooting against them in that final, thinking they'd keep rising or at least stay in the top 10 and it being maj3r's and maybe others last ever chance to win something. did not foresee this downfall, we may not hear goatmau's beautiful roar in all that many more events, tragic
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>>2216818
unlucky, mid 2025 they looked really good
this choke against BCG was tragic though, i wonder what happened behind the scene.
who is even a potential replacement for him? surely not art?
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based
bestia revenge match time
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>>2216875
-karrigan +lux
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>>2216876
https://xcancel.com/MarsborneGaming/status/2017662499525456226
thank god someone else here is watching this shit bro lfg
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>>2216864
I thought too, they just won CAC just a couple of weeks ago, definitely the most promising of tier-1.5 teams
but no, that major embarrassment vs parivision was the final nail in the coffin
all because saadzin is trash
nqz please come back, we'll get nekiz and everything will be alright again
>>2216875
I am betting my life on fART being the replacement, they never learn
>>2216878
he's more likely spending this season on the bench and maybe joins mibr when they're done playing dress-up and return to tier-3 brazil cs
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>>2216881
>I am betting my life on fART being the replacement, they never learn
it's not like there's much choice though, is it
but arT after that 2nd half mirage against Faze on the Major should not be in a serious team again
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>>2216887
well lux only became igl after biguzera imported chile rat in his place and did okay for a full rookie igl, run that same experiment back with someone
anyone but that one-dimensional bot if the world is good
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>>2216809
Simpler times. Take me back....
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>>2216932
Indisputably the most sovlfvl roster of all time, and I say this as a big time f0ttigan hater.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1IuXIh8mU

f0ze wishes they could be as kino as this roster
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karrigan was a ropzbaby all along
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>>2216933
sucks that current Mouz doesn't have even one player like any of them
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>>2216171
people are unironically tired of them winning
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>>2216171
>f0zetranny
>talking about getting an ass fucking
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>>2216939
I'm not
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>>2216942
flamez robbed
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>>2216942
flamez unlucky
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My dream roster:
el1ge
n1tr0
freakazoid
shr0ud
s1mple
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>>2216945
truth nuke
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Blitz is the best fragging IGL, but we aren't ready for that conversation.
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>>2216935
Karrigan took stabz under his wing. Taught him everything, and when he needed him the most the bald fraud stabbed him and left him for dead. One day he will pay for his betrayal, maybe not by the lion himself, but somehow, somwhere he will pay (possibly with his life too).
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>>2216952
I dont know how to tell you this gaijin....
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>>2216953
this is an emotional argument. calm down and try again
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CAM ON CXZI
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>>2216953
least insane f0ttigan fan

being a monkey really does numbers on you huh?
>>2216952
hunter
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why doesn't cxzi simply eat him?
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>>2216966
that space in his stomach is reserved for mexican beers and brazilian pussy
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>>2216966
this LAN is made by the TO that will run the BA Major, right?
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NA road to top 1 2026
>Step 1
Steal all pity VRS from SA lans
>Step 2
Win all fragadelphias
>Step 3
Win cologne
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yeah that was an easy map 1 rape
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>>2216995
being taught my place by macacas...
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ON THE BOARD BOYS
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>>2216995
for me? its yungher
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nigga is already raping another mousepad
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>>2216995
>there are 3 major champions in this pic
Grim.
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>>2217049
bro treats his mousepads like an alcoholic husband treats his wife
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Marssisters....
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>>2217126
cxzi ruined at 10-10 ancient i gave up
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>>2217126
it's marsbover
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new vac?
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i think we all know who is winning this event
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>>2216940
>no mention of faze
>brings them up
hmm
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>butthurt belters thought they'd get their revenge on russia if spirit loses
>jame is the new thread darling
kek
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>>2217266
We know you're also one of the viewsfaggot along with the sp0r0tsissy, f0zetranny.
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i've been frequenting an esports bar in my city, its a good time. theres little cliques for every major esport but obviously im just hanging out with the CS bros. We spend most of the time watching whatevers live or watching old VODs its a good time. theres probably around 15 regulars in the little CS group we have with a rotating cast of a bunch of other people that pop in occasionally. i've noticed that literally NOBODY that comes through is a vitality fan, even the noobies who just got into CS are more likely to be a faze fan or a spirit fan. theres even a few GamerLegion fans that are fully committed to the org. its just strange that despite having an incredible year, probably one of the best any CS team has ever had, they still just cant seem to attract people to the org. anyone else have a similar experience or noticed the same thing?
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>>2217300
Yes I have a similar experience. I was walking past a house with the shades open. 3 college aged boys were huddled up on a couch and watching fl0m's stream. Gayest shit ever.

I can't imagine just how gay it is to go to an "esports" bar, probably the most pathetic thing you can do as a man. Then again you're a f0zetranny, so part and parcel I guess.
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faze sis
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*round 12, clock winds down to 10 seconds*
awp is in the hands of broky who turns face to face against Vitality 1v5
"You took my family"
*wallbangs zywoo*
"You took my friends"
*no-scopes apex*
"You took all that was dear to me"
*clock winds down to 2*
"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"
*collateral flamez and mezii*
"BROKYREN"
*HE flies straight into, nuking ropz for 100 damage.*
*Broky falls to the ground, exhausted.* "karrigan... Senpai... I..."
*faints*

Final Score
Vitality 13
FaZe 1
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End of the road for broky. Faze is most likely bombing out of krakow, so faze management will need a corpse to display on the plaza, and its not going to be karrigan.
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Once karrigan is out of faze im feeling they'll be a solid top 8 contender
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Bob and Sharon Reed watched apEX’s speech on their farm in the hills of Switzerland. Both of them supported FaZe in past years and both of them liked their loose playstyle, if not their personalities. They came away from apEx’s speech feeling a little conflicted.

The problem? They liked it.

“I really wasn’t happy with the backstab of ropz,” said Ms. Reed, who like her husband is 77 and a retired schoolteacher. “But listening to apEX, maybe it’s not as hard to support Vitality. And, you know, I’m a little scared of who karrigan kick to keep himself in the team for another season.”
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>>2216995
rip my boy cypher
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>>2217385
f0ttigan would rather f0ze fell out of top 100 than let go of the reins

peak boomer

fat fugly fuck
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>>2217385
sybam
karri carries
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>>2217410
you f0zetards deserve every rape you get
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fazebros...
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>>2217416
dosia...
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>>2217416
gluck gluck gluck
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m0NESY will be violated by 5 turks :(
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>>2217248
asian events babbies
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>>2217457
b1ad3 exposed Jame's meme strats. The fat tranny is next.
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>>2217458
more and more navisisters lose touch with reality every single day... sad!
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>>2217418
>>2217419
live by the gluck die by the gluck
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How many for the GOAT rifler today?
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>>2217479
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my chokes…. The duels I’ve lost… the finals I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?"
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IEM admins would not let Twistzz use his cfg, and did not fix his tech issue but still forced him to play.
This should be grounds for a rematch if nothing else.
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>>2217488
Israel Extreme Masters trying to screw faze so they don't match Vitality. The cultural impact difference is too much and they are trying to hide it.
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>>2217488
I get that configs are important but CS2 is shit so my config gets reset every once in a while after particularly bad crash, its literally a matter of minutes to get everthing back to how i like it by hand

There might be some truth to cheat jokes, i don't see any other reason why he wouldn't be able to perform otherwise
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>>2217488
so his sudden gain of form was because of his weird config uh?
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>>2217488
How does a config fuck up the game to the point of crashing the game? Trying to force weird resolutions that the graphics driver can't handle?
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>>2217488
really makes you think, huh
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these niggas just can't stop coping huh? :broken_heart:
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Predict Twistzz's cope for when he loses on Monday.
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>>2216399
>>2216401
>what are you watching?
>oh djokovic, i heard he is like niko of tennis
WHAT THE FUCK? THEY LURK HERE
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my moussies play today :)
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why try to force tennis analogies when footie is right there
zypoo - pessi
p1mple - penaldo
d2nk - yamal
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Imagine if CS players had actual aura, like when s1mple and zywoo were playing yesterday, s1mple saying
>i'm going to END the obese fraudulent french awper's legacy and SHITSTOMP the subhuman bee team
or zywoo saying
>I'm going to FINISH the ukranian bum's myth and make sure he's remembered as a washed goombastomped malding alcoholic dropping 0.9 ratings

instead we get some lukewarm slop, imagine NiKo just now going on stage and saying
>Xantares is a ugly obese turkroach who has never won any trophies or achieved anything on LAN and I'm going to PISS on this washed 30yo BUM

and xantares responding by showing an image of niko and monesy having gay sex while both choking and showing he ranked higher in last years top 20 list
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>>2217603
I agree
Apex should say the n word already
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>>2217266
im the original guy you replied to. i only post the views meme to bait specifically you. its very funny to me
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>>2217603
cs2 is a white man's sport, so it's natural it is nowhere close to niggerball
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i hate deagle obsession in cs2, i understand why its used but why not pick up m4 and play safer, not this do or die bullshit that will fail 99.9% of the times
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m0nesy's haircut is pissing me off, he's not as cute and girlish as before
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>>2217618
its just classic falcons, monesy/niko/kyousuke in a 1v4 kill 3 people then inevitably die on the last one. but in this case niko knows someone could be near so he cant reload the m4 with 6 bullets, and in that scenario the deag with 3 bullets is more useful
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>>2217621
He could have picked up silenced m4, it was full and he knew it, after first kill in 1v2 he could have reloaded as well, its not like last enemy didn't know where he was at that point
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Fuck Valve for bringing back this dogshit map bruh
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failclowns
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>>2217649
incredible how much of a flop this guy has been, literally zero clutch factor or young prodigy type energy, when monesy or donk just came in they were playing so raw and confident, taking duels that seasoned players would never take and pulling off nuts plays, grinding like crazy and only thinking about the game, this guy from day one plays like he's burnt out, seems like he cares about streaming or egirls more than the game, and every time he goes for a risky play it's always completely retarded and seems like he has zero gamesense. it might be related to autism/anxiety but not a good look when in every high stake match bro goes 0.95 and he's hyped up as the next donk, the highest peak cs has ever seen
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just opened the stream

quick rundown on kyousuke's performance?
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>doesn't ban Aurora's only good map
zonic should be executed for this
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nitr0
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>>2217598
no donk = haaland
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Welcome nucleonz to Falcons. kyousuke will be exploring other options.
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>>2217661
>qrd on kyousuke's performance
https://www.hltv.org/stats/teams/players/11283/falcons?startDate=2025-01-01&endDate=2025-12-31&playoffMatchType=GRAND_FINAL

its 2025-coded again
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I would have taken a look at how yall would play after a week of drug induced coma like state
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i would be creamy, crispy even
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my moussies :)
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Aurora the Anubis abusers
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AVRARORA
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>>2217678
>team of slavs losing to the ottoman empire again
vghhh kino........
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>>2217598
loolno
simple is messi
niko is ronaldo
zywoo is more like lewandowski
and donk is haaland
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>>2217682
lmao you don't know football.
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>>2217682
makes no sense, there are two players with most n1 placements, zywoo and s1mple, s1mple is older than zywoo, s1mple is flashier and more mechanically fun than zywoo, but he also has less achievements/n1 placements/trophies than zywoo, it's an obvious case of Zywoo = messi, s1mple = ronaldo.

NiKo is not even in the conversation, he's never been the n1 player in the world for a whole year, and he's never won a major. He has some impressive feats like most top 20 placements, good amount of top 2/3 placements, as well as most aces in big events and impressive mechanics, but he's not in competition with zywoo/s1mple who dwarf everyone and are GOAT status. idk who donk would be, as he's the only one who can match them in pure clutch factor and goat tier 1.3 consistent performances and already n1 placement as well as kato/cologne/major trophies.
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>>2217682
Who is Maradona
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>ocantsee
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>>2217680
abrahamics killed slavs
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kek nice skit
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YOU ARE TURKISH MOUZ
i will remember this one kek
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>pistol lost
ITS OVER. the 2026 humiliation of falcons starts NOW
>choke the grand final against micky mouse parivision
>flunk kato/krakow immediatly
>spend the rest of the years bombing out cologne/majors in groups, and losing every other tournament in grand finals or semis
I'm here for it.
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>>2217689
stewie
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>>2217687
>s1mple is flashier and more mechanically fun than zywoo, but he also has less achievements/n1 placements/trophies than zywoo
so literally simple = messi and zywoo = ronaldo
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>>2217705
not so fast
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>>2217707
bro messi is not flashy at all, he always does the same things. ronaldo was known to score a lot with every body parts and would pop off to get his team back on track in the CL with his (offside) goals.
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kyousuke
>0/1
>0/2
>0/3
>0/4
>0/5 <---- we're here now
>0/6
>0/7
>0/8
>0/9
>0/10
>0/11
>0/12
>0/13
>0/14
>0/15
kino incoming
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kyosucky so bad
bring back nucleonz already
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no one watches grassdiving, can i get these in hockey terms
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>>2217713
it's over
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>>2217716
fuaaaaaaaarkkkk, day ruined
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reminder that turks believe their people were spawned by a guy who fucked a wolf lady and her children were the turks
>>
TESSES YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER
WHY DIDNT YOU GO JUNGLE FROM CT?
YOU HAD ETERNITY TO DO IT SUKA TUPAYA
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>>2217727
>monesy said calmly
>>
GOATSEE
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2nd time soulfly just rapes shitko with an mp9 vs AK
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>>2217715
simple gretzky
zywoo lemieux
donk mcdavid
niko jumbo joe
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>>2217733
thanks
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>>2217732
no shame in losing aim duels to an all time great like GOATfly
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>>2217733
>simple gretzky
i know jack shit but this one doesnt sit well with me.
i refuse to accept it
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>KAMIsuke gets 3k in pistol
WE ARE SO BACK, THE DOMINATION OF FALCONS STARTS HERE. THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE FALCON. 2X MAJOR TROPHIES, 10x T1 TROPHIES OVERALL FOR 2026. IT STARTS NOW. ON 1/2/2026
>>
IZVINIS
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simple GODhan
zywoo Goku
donk Bejita
niko Yamcha
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>>2217741
>BRING.ME.SHITRORA
i kneel
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AHAHAHH
>>
OH NO NO NO NO
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>even by their standards
>lose round
LMAO
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>losing a 5 vs 2
it's so over
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ChoKo effect
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KWAB
>KWAB
KWAB
>KWAB
KWAB
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2-0
gg
domoy
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I'm starting to think Falcons need one more star player...
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time to fix falcons

-zonic
+blad3

-kyxan
+karrigan

-niko
+donk

-monesy
+zywoo

-kyousuke
+ropz

-teses
+b1t
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>>2217761
B1t is trash
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>>2217761
A fix would imply keeping some of the current players, this is a new team.
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Spinx raping the americans
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>>2217769
The only fix is to disband the entire org
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>>2217764
he's just stuck on a deadshit roster with no hope of ever winning and in the same environment for 2 years so it's fucking his skill, but in a proper roster i still think he can be the best anchor itw, who would you say is better eyetest wise? falcons just needs to spend like 20mill and get a proper roster, 6 superstars.
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my moussies won :)
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>>2217773
I don't know who would be better but eye test showed last year him missing easy sprays
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>>2217761
>-kyxan
>+karrigan
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>>2217779
GOAT igl, only competition would be gla1ve who's retired, could be shitting in his pants and have full blown dementia and alzheimers and clear kyxan still. rest of igls are all pure cheerleader trash, like look at top teams of last year, chopper (benched), apex (just lol), kyxan (lol), brollan (lol, lmao even). karriBVLL clears them all
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>>2217783
Some people actually believe this
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>>2217783
b0tniggan fans are fucking delusional
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>>2217785
it's factually true thoughbeit, any retard can read from a paper your coach and his assistants prepared and make calls like
>ok guys, lets focus up here and win
>NICE ____, good job man
there's a reason why teams can literally just remove chopper and replace him with magix or remove suihy and replace him with brollan, or have tournaments where niko just igls and g2 wins trophies, there's literally nothing igls do realistically if you have good team of people preparing antistratting and defaults, either play no igl at all and go for firepower or use one of the few notable igls in history like pronax/glaive/karrigan
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>>2217785
everyone who isn't in the throes of faze derangement syndrome
>>
The unmatched FALCONS era STARTS here.

BE AFRAID.
>>
NIKOSUKENESY will END the fraudulent zywho's career and his jewish backed team, OBLITERATE the alzheimer professor of brazil and his fraudulent kazikhstani pet awper, FINISH the russian cartoonish dragon ENDING b2nks career before it started, DESTROY the impotent bc game led by the two faced egotronic and finished ukranian bum s0mple. The mouz will COVER in fear before the FALCON roaming the skies. IT BEGINS HERE. 10 TOTAL TROPHIES for 2026.
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>>2217798
Are you sure about that?
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>>2217802
>the pistol professor
would've been interesting if falcons had him from the start, monesy/niko/hunter would have synergy, their pistols would improve which were absolutely abysmal in 2025 and caused them to practically start every map 0-4 or 0-6 and be rifler merchants.
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>multi million dollar team can't win because they can't shoot with pistols
failcons copes never fail to amaze
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>pistol round lost again
ITS OVER, the humiliation begins NOW
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>>2217809
No it's a good think huNter- doesn't have NiKo glued to his leg. Now it's his time to step out of his cousin's shadow and demote the greatest choker of all time to the title of 'huNter-'s cousin'.
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why are they playing inferno so much if monesy fucking hates it and underperforms like a dog?
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>>2217815
what are they gonna play? the players are meant to be superstars they're meant to be able to play at least decent on every map and be exceptional at like 75% of them, yet falcons has players that are all pug stars and uncomfortable at every single map it seems except dust2/mirage/nuke/ancient, they cant play overpass, cant play anubis, cant play inferno, the only cope is that those are replaced by cache after first major, but falcons is just too limited by the players not being able to adapt to anything
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How many bongs until Jame kino?
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>moses and dinko
Thank you for blessing my ears during another G2 kino
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based sovlfly
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>>2217814
problem is he has sunpayus as his awp and malbs as his rifler star, matys and heavygod could be built around as a good rifler duo but the rest of the team is deadweight and g2 has no money to spend on superstars when they had to give up on niko/monesy too, if they got s0mple maybe there could've been an angle but they're never getting donk/monesy/zywoo or even niko/ropz/molodoy/shiro etc and never being competitive. this is the end of g2 in cs probably, they'll go the route of fnatic, slowly fading into irrelevance and checking out of the game to focus on lol
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>>2217815
because zonic is a fraud, any other questions?
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>>2217828
kwab
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what the fuck was that on kyxsan's screen
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>>2217829
that would be so stupid, they are literally 1 roster change away from being a contender
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>>2217820
>the players are meant to be superstars
>meant to be able to play at least decent on every map
i dont disagree, it just feels like they are trying to force it hoping it just suddenly clicks
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classic Exitesy
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>>2217828
I never partake in it, but I like it when they spam a countries flag, like turkey or saudi arabia and a pride flag together and then pretend its a sign of moral support knowing those countries would hate it.
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>>2217838
>indian
>turkish
>lgbt
>trans
kind of funny how its always the same flags
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WHO THE FUCK CALLED A
SUKA BLYAT
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>>2217837
*loses the awp for an exit kill*
baby GOAT everybody
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lol
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>>2217846
>shitsuke-chan why is your screen brightness so high...*visibly sweats from obesity*
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>>2217846
Why doesn't zonic just eat kyousuke and absorb his skill?
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futa chads is heavy god is hunter to hung for us
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Falcons pistol win rate must be awful
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>>2217855
better than grand finals win rate
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>>2217857
0% can't be better than 0%
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Why are all of his mannerisms so faggy?
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why fight there omg
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>>2217859

raised by single mother
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Clown round
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choko
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh AHAHHAHAHAHAH
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owari da Faruconsu
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>>2217859
>>2217863
he is just a zoomer
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>>2217859
he's a incel chud khv from what i've seen of him talking to fem players in faceit and clips of his twitch streamers, also raised by single mom, and loves to vape. he's based and im tired of pretending he isn't, only problem is that he's cripplingly autistic and scared of arena matches where people watch him especially if there's girls in the arena so he panicks and cant play and starts biting his nails and tearing up. niko needs to bring him to clubs in belgrade and get him to lose his virginity asap
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>>2217875
Fuck niko, talk to Loba, make kyosuke fuck some whores, drift around and work out.
Niko is literally behaving like a grandma with dried up pussy
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>>2217875
>incel chud khv
No way he's still that after his adventures in China with monesy
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Wicadia didn't even connect to server today and the turks are still beating failclowns, what an overhyped shit team jesus christ just disband after this year
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>>2217877
Also they desperately need to get rid of zon1c, he is killing them
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>>2217859
>russian
>zoomer
>spends literally every waking second in his goon cave
really weird that he turned out to be a fag. i would never guess.
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Look at teseses knife oh nononononono poorfag detected!
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TESSES EVACUATING KYOSUKE AND KYXSAN
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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>>2217878
he's 100% a khv incel, as a stonecold truecel i can sniff it, there's way too many hints dropped, i think its also why he cant focus on the game as he wants to be lil peep, take coke, and fuck russian gold digger thots in penthouses, but he's too dorky and virgin for that to live a lifestyle like that so he has to truecel up and daydream instead while having to play a shit game he hates for money. its hard being a stonecold truecel, and pressure is probably mounting on him mentally from being a 18yo incel while monesy/teses/niko/zonic all have gfs/fiances/wives. probably only the CHUD himself kyxan is relatable to him but he dislikes him because probably thinks kyxan is ugly and he doesnt want to be slotted into the tier with him instead of the other guys. its BRVTAL mental torture.. aymenstein and niko's hands and arms are also so much bigger than his so its probably also more mogging that mentally breaks him before games. And zonic needs to stop touching him during games which causes his autism spikes, aymenstein at least seems to understand and only does the one fingie thing instead of touching him with entire hand between rounds.
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that little girl from kindergarten really saved from being khv incel huh
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FUCKING HUD JUST FROZE
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>>2217798
>>
KARA BOGA
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kyoushit thought he can wide GODTARES like it's some faceit pug
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RAPED
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slavSISSIES vs turkBVLLs
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>>
MONESY DIDNT COMM THAT ?????????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Maj3r absolutely raped them there lmao
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LOL
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lol
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>>2217897
how many losses does he have in him bros? surely there has to be a breaking point. 10 years of JUST'ing
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falcons arent real slavs anyway
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lmao now they got a new 16 year old awper
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Are FUT radaring?
Unironic question
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>>2217905
they mistyped s1s1
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>>2217905
>s1zzi
who's gonna tell him what that means in english bwos... it's like s1mple fans calling him s1s1 geg
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>>2217903
the bussy keeps him sane, but i think without d2nk he will lose it soon
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kyousuck
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kicksuka
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NiKo's cousin could also be losing today
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:shocked niko face:
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if monesy put on makeup and had long hair he'd almost look like twenty3 and at that point it wouldnt really even be gay anymore imo...
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>>2217905
>obese
>awper
top 20 for sure, some time soon
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I kind of hate FUT but them screaming like monkeys at the brazil teams was funny
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FUTAGODS where we at?
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CLOCKED
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>>2217922
huNta- thought he had a BWC but the he met a team of FUTAS........
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AND DOCKED
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FUT got vibrating but plugs right?
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>>2217923
A second circumcision for HeavyGod
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>>2217920
if you found legacy screams funny but FUTa screams annoying you are brown.
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>>2217928
g2 is just finished and FUT has young and hungry players who like playing with each other and feel no pressure as they're always underdogs
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i think fut cheat
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Poland is too cold for GodPayus to perform....
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>>2217931
learn2read khokhol
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>>2217937
ah my deepest apologies
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>Turkish BVLL Xantares humiliates servian Choko today
>Kosovar BVLL Makazze humiliates zweih yesterday so servs cant suck him off either
>Kosovar BVLL Krabeni humiliates serbcuck hunter today
GGGGGEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGG, its like 9/11 for serbchuds
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>>2217922
we are out here enjoying counter-strike 2 esports
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>>2217905
this nigga will die from heart attack soon
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Okay seriously though. Why the fuck did big brained zonic not ban Anubis? Surely playing those shitters on Overpass is preferable to the ONE SINGLE map they are good on???
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>>2217940
djocovid also lost, it's over
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>>2217944
he has the INFINITE RETARDATION SYNDROME, im afraid its terminal. but idk nobody knows what goes behind the scene, we have no idea if the players insist they can play anubis, but logically it just makes no sense to pick anubis into aurora when u didnt look that good on it last time either and aurora are anubis merchants. but zonic should have full authority over the veto, he's the coach, he should be able to tell his players to not be retarded when they are if its them asking for anubis, if he cant then why is he paid to be there. issa mess
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>>2217949
what is zonic even doing? he knows jack shit about cs2 and csgo, his mentality is shit and literal poison to the whole team.
they need him gone asap
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FUT one map from playoffs holy based
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>>2217952
i think its just cost sunk fallacy atp, m0nesy has said multiple times that he's autistic and hates any change even changes of the team shirts or his skins, so the saudis are probably scared of that. falcons also had so many close grand finals last year so they probably cope that one win would snowball them into more wins. and they probably still see zonic in at least some positive light out of stockholm syndrome as he has 5 major wins, and has been with them since the start of the falcons project etc. but he's a complete fraud atp, i just dont see how this team will do anything if they make no changes and realistically you cant change monesy/kyousuke/niko, and monesy at least said he likes kyxan, while kyousuke says he likes teses, so presumably you'd have to cut zonic, but cost sunk fallacy wont let them and other elements too. its cancer, i think falcons will just be shit this year again as they inevitably start getting more tilted and losing trust in each other too from so many tilts/chokes/fails etc
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>pillar for the back
uncs where we at
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Pistol GOAT huNta strikes again!
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>>2217964
how does he do it, bro just mindcontrols the enemy team during pistols or something, when the g2 team was glazing him for pistols i thought they were just glazing him up as bros but it really does seem like guy's a mastermind at pistol rounds, huge bonus to any team he's on, we'll see if he can defeat Team FUTA
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why the FUCK do spirit / navi / pari have to play at the same time ffs
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RIGGED
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Did they finally catch krabeni cheating?
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>>2217977
you know you can just pause right?
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>>2217981
where the fun in that? might as well not watch or just look up scores but at that point i dont even care
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>>2217977
just watch spirit
>navi
dead team
>pari
fluke team
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>g2 6-1 lead
>small tech issue
kek
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>>2217898
comm what?
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Pooria
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FUTAbros... The Bosnian Bvll is making a fool of us...
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poopia disband when?
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>>2218004
in your dreams gringo
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from 12-6 to 14-17

bravo mologoy
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klimple clears molobot
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promote this indian or arab to coach
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>>2218009
he's a young frenchman, not indian or arab. france is a western melting pot country with around 25% brown and 10% black people THOUGH.
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>>2218011
and that's a good thing!
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>>2218011
france way worse than that, they forbade collecting data back in 1978
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Another pistol masterclass from my GOAT huNter-!
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furia is actually just finished, damn. the end of the br scene in t1
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buckbroken by jame
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Krabeni is sharp as fuck
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the professor must drop a few dozens of iq points and simplify the brainy strats.
his choker team and specially that overhyped fraud MALOdoy aint ready to carry on with the masterplan
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ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING
RAPED
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>>2218012
mad white chud lol
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my nigga hunter... hunting some bratty futas...
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hunter loves some bratty young futas...
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>>2218036
mad vitatroon lol
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FUTAbros.. I think we need a Monster to get it up again..
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LOOOOOOL
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Furia just full save and get some fucking AKs
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based FalleN
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fixed round
swear on my life
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who's playing on molodoy's acc?? no way that's the rookie of the year
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Russian reactions to Aurora vs Falcons:
>AHAHAHAHAHA HE'S SO FUCKING RETARDED, 2nd donk yeah cool. Overhyped bot in overhyped bot team, everyone ran towards the oil bag, now get used to getting a facial on every tournament
>I feel bad for Saudis
>>Why? A sucker is not a mammoth; suckers don't go extinct (note: Russian proverb about victims of scams)
>Hopeless stack
>Wow, all porks said that kyousuke would squash Jame in the blast finals and that it was a big fluke, where are you now?
>NICE BOYS
>XANTARES fed NiKo his big fat Turkish baklava
>Default from the paycheck minions. Falcons in Dota and Falcons in CS - sky and earth.
>kyousucky the anti-donk - I am not a carry, you're supposed to carry me!
>bring back NucleonZ before the tournament is over - weak druggie just isn't ready for tier-1
>Pimp and Mauisnake in approximately 1 hour: "Falcons are the super favorites, they're playing so well, this year will definitely be the Falcons', a stand-in prevented them from winning last round, but they'll definitely take this one with kyousucky"
>botsuka came back but for what purpose? >Stop scamming our Saudi friends, you fiend.
>God gave these fools incredible luck, every pistol round, magnetized the bullets to turkish heads, but botsuka is a fiesty atheist
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lel it's always Fallen doing the hero play regardless of the starts in his team
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KWABSCERATO
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This shit started spawning in my CS SOURCE server today. I've never seen it before. Am I getting hacked? Can a player drop these, or did Valve decide to fuck with a 20 year old game they haven't touched in the last 15?
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>>2218054
>I feel bad for Saudis
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>>2218060
https://counterstrike.fandom.com/wiki/Gift_Grab
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>>2218060
Under no circumstances pick these up!
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>>2218054
i dont think kyousuke is that shit, he's kinda dumb but he's a pretty good aimer, he's in that 1.10-1.15 rating player that's a star rifler and definitely belongs in t1. he's just nowhere near as good as people were shilling him to be and he was way overpaid by falcons. he's still young tbf, when m0nesy just came to g2 he was similar age as kyousuke and his first year wasnt that impressive either, he was a player of similar rating and heavily relied on being micromanaged by other players on g2, and now he's by firepower alone the best player after donk and zywoo, so kyousuke has room to grow, but he needs to work on getting better at maps other than the 4 maps spammed on faceit
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>>2218065
I've been running this server for several years now, never saw these before. Is there a way to disable it?
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g2 just got raped
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JUGSSSSSSSSS
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g2 bros we just took it from behind...
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>>2218068
He's stupid out of the game
He plays with m0NESY who almost everyone adores
Months of overhype in Russian media almost on a daily basis
He plays in a team that's pretty easy to laugh at

Perfect recipe for someone to be hated so much. Doesn't matter if he's good or not, after constant "yeah you ain't ready for donk again" and months of "breaking: kyousuke throws money off the roof to homeless people down below, here's a comment from everyone in the community" people are just fed up with him.
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>>2218068
he is not improving, if you have seen the blogs he is not listening to the igl and does whatever the fuck he wants. if falcons wants a good aimer with better brain they can just bring ScreaM who is free, or simply hire a normal rifler so niko gets the star rifler position again.
it doesnt matter is he is still young because he rejects improving. falcons should just kick that retard and let him die on drugs then bring nucleonz and the team would improve
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I just know FUT is cheating but I can't prove it.
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i hate this retarded camera effect so much its unreal
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MR KRABS
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osee is going to RAPE m0neshit
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>>2218080
tbf he is really cringe outside the game and i hope he can lock in and actually grind the game instead of doing allat, but he did just turn 18 and its a start of a fresh year and his first full year of t1, i hope he actually focuses on the game now and being a better teammate and actually studies cs from a more tactical perspective rather than just queing faceit 24/7 and run and gunning random teenagers in cis. you can tell that he doesnt feel confident when he has to play structured or take slower aim duels, he's used to just running and gunning, and that doesnt work in t1 where he just gets pop flashed or killed by an awp or a crossfire. I also blame niko for being such a cuck and glazing the shit out of kyo giving him a massive ego when kyo has done nothing to prove himself, like bro you are one of the greats, have been in top 5 for like 7 years, multiple n2 or n3 placements, been in top 20 for 10 years, have most aces in big events, have most evps in big events, have a slider on your hltv profile for tournaments won and hltv placements placed, and you are pretending like kyousuke is just jesus and you cant teach him anything and he should be the main star rifler, its just cringe how insecure niko is in himself, he got into his head completely since donk mogged him and since then has absolutely zero confidence it seems, it pisses me off. this falcons roster should be much better than they are.
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lmao
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>>2218092
Nigga maybe work on your capitalization and formatting. Nobody is readying all of that.
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>>2218082
>Scream in the big 2026
You're retarded and should blame your inbred parents for that
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P O O R I A
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>>2218097
>readying
Based crosseyed retard, must be a struggle to read with your fucked up eyes going all crazy left and right.
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>>2218082
>he is not listening to the igl and does whatever the fuck he wants
is botsuka actually doing that?
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MongolZ getting away with some BS clutches to make up for the FalleN 1v5
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pooria yikes
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The moment yekindar stopped being blessed by the great Allah and getting entries every single round this team was bound to become shit
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>>2218102
Yeah it's really fun reading a monolith block of shizo rambling with sentences spanning 2 lines.
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sunpayus is so shit
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FURIAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>2218097
i'm not a part of this discussion but it's not that hard to read, your age is showing
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i think futa pulling off upsets is just another case of a mechanically gifted team that the top teams have 0 prep for
i like parivision but unfortunately i think they fall into that category too
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bro botten is top fragging....
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can you not wallbang that? i thought you could
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>>2218116
G2 is just garbage. Dead team with no future. They need to disband asap and stop wasting money on this project. They were always a clown org, from the failed french superteam, to the failed ch0k0 superteam, to now this abomination. Just let it die.
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>>2218119
you can for sure, must be a miss.
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>>2218121
at least they beat Vitality in a grand final
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>>2218121
They are one AWP change away from an era thoughbeit.
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>>2218124
Congrats, spending 15 years in the scene and investing tens of millions of dollars, and your greatest accomplishment is beating Vitality in a grand final once. As expected of a meme org literally named "Gamers2", my fellow gamers. Game it up! Gamers!
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When is ESL implementing mandatory anal cavity searches to prevent cheating at tier 1 events?
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>>2218114
FUCK I JINXED IT AGAIN
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>>2218116
Kind of yeah, the moment nota stopped fragging they lost.
>>2218124
it looked like it was spot on
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fuck
brazilian cs is terminally ill
brazilian dream is dead already, time for the reality to die as well
month of humiliation, first god jame humiliating and completely outcalling fallen, then pain being pain, then legacy beheading, now furia choking on mongolian penis
granted I don't feel as bad given that it's furia but...
what a horrible week for brazil
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>>2218126
they won Katowice and Cologne
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>>2218126
could be worse
they could be falcons
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>>2218125
lol'd
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>>2218121
they'd unironically be winning events b2b if they had a good awper and if malbs was more consistent
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>>2218130
meant for
>>2218123
unless there is some insane subtick retardation
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>>2218138
well im going to argue whetever he missed or hitreg is dogshit, but that's definitely wallbangable, like i think you can even smg wallbang that.
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>>2218140
i meant NOT going to argue
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>>2218134
>xhe is comparing xher dying org to the literal biggest clowns in the CS scene
lol ok. Why not compare to other actually respected teams? G2 has been in all of CSGO and they have such a pathetic list of trophies to show for it, just look at their HLTV profile, not even a slider. Imagine that being your success after spending as much money as they did on shox, scream, kennys, ch0kesy, etc. Literal garbage bottom feeder org with choker and superteam failure identity tied to it. Compare it to the HLTV profile of actually respected and legendary orgs like NaVi, Vitality, or FaZe.
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These FUT guys seem suspiciously aware of G2 player positions. Sussy...
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>>2218136
There's not a single universe where G2 wins a event in which Spirit/Vitality, or even Mouz/Failclowns/Pooria are participating. NaVi/FaZe/Aurora/Mongolz all clear them too, and it's debatable whether they beat GamerLegion, Parivision, etc. on a good day either.
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read like a book, holy
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was that full eco?
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>>2218148
Yeah
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would cheater lose against full eco?
i dont think so
checkmate doubters
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>>2218152
his bhop script bugged out
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>>2218143
did NOT read this slop btw
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>>2218152
They saw my post and decided to throw the round to keep a low profile.
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>>2218146
bookmarked for when they have a good awper
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>>2218157
That's the only cope you have as a Gamers2 fan. At least I get to have schadenfreude since your clown org will literally never be relevant ever again. Can't wait to see you cope when they're competing at the bottom of Top 50.
>its da cheaters!!
>its da matchfixing!!
>its da one roster change until we win!!
geg.
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its so FRUSTRATING to watch a 34yo IGL carrying 3 chokers (yuurih is fine). FalleN biggest mistake was keeping the brazilians drunktards while teaming up with with NA garbage in mibr and liquid. that move sent his career into a coma.
if ONLY he had gone international in an european lineup along with kscerato. it would have been a sovlful era not like the pile of boring shit that was the vitality era. sadly The Professor loves brazil too much
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>>2218162
what could jitu have possibly done to mind break this tranny so hard
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>>2218161
They can't afford one and the org has no prestige to attract any players either, Gamers2 is finished.
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>>2218162
still didn't read tho haha
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GOD2
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FURIA is suck a fucking farse fuck this shit. They get the excuse of this being the second event of the year if they lose at semis, after this if they don't perform its over and last year was officially a fluke. I weep for molodoy.
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HAHAHAAH UKRIANIAN MONKEYS HAHAHA STOP SCREAMING GO DIE IN TRENCH THIS CS THING IS NOT FOR YOU
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GOAT2 putting that kosovonigger in his proper place
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>>2218146
literally beat Spirit, Faze, Furia and Vitality in London
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futa sisters... we got dommed..
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>>2218164
I just press where it hurts, if I see you troons think this is your safespace for your g2 fangirling I will be reminding you of your org's situation until you simmer down. There's really not enough clowning on you on hltv or xitter since you're no longer competitors or relevant, which makes you forget the state of your team lol.
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FUT are gonna bomb out now
A tale as old as time, underdogs getting within a licking distance of a win and sharting
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thats such an insanely bad call by whoever is igl in FUTa, i think demon was even getting ready for wallbang
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>>2218164
convinced he lost a bet
>>
G2 in the playoffs, Falcoons in the lower bracket. All is right in the world.
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>>2218178
Or a seething ukranian
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>>2218171
Makazze and Krabeni are both young and both have shown they have the tallent to, and will play in T1 for years to come. huNter is a 30yo unc who's going to retire in 2 years, and ch0k0 is the biggest lolcow of CS. Serbshitters lost.

I have to remind you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident
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>>2218183
Nemanja 'huNter-' Kovač is a proud Bosnian thougheverbeit.
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i aint reading whole page but what the fuck?
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someone wrote this before but lmao albanians are literally brigade voting krabeni as top player every game
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>>2218178
>>2218180
solved >>2218183
it's a seething balkanigger
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Albanians are subhumans, and I live nowhere near the balkan shitholes
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>>2218179
G2 literally made 2 (two) (zwei) grand finals in ALL of 2025, in ALL of the events they attended. This year their roster is the same, just older, and more fatigued. I expect at best one grand final if they get lucky and attend a meme tournament with most of T1 teams missing. Gamers2 are finished. This is their late fnatic era with hunter being krimz.

https://www.hltv.org/stats/teams/matches/5995/g2?startDate=2025-01-01&endDate=2025-12-31&playoffMatchType=GRAND_FINAL
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>>2218186
I am and its pretty funny.

>an entire national committee of experts trying to determinate if a guy did or did not stuck a bottle up his ass
>>
it's hard to believe someone can have a meltdown over G2 in 2026, but here we are
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>>2218185
He threw a bitchfit and begged to have Serbian flag displayed on his liquipedia and to be called Serbian-Bosnian albeit. He's a proud servian cuck. And no, I'm not kosovar or albanian.
>>2218186
qrd
>Serbs are butthurt about albanian/kosovar BVLLs breeding serbian snowbunnies
>Some old guy has his daughter getting her insides rearranged by some albanian bvll
>He gets mad but he can't beat them up since albanians are genetically more gifted than serbs and intimidate the hell out of them, so he makes up a mastermind plan to get his vodka bottle shoved up his asshole and lie that some young albanian boys that've been getting busy with serbian girls in the village did that to him to get them deported
>Police comes in and finds that the bottle was shoved in such a way that it was certainly done by him solo, the humiliation ritual becomes known and all serbs cope and scream that it's fake news and that serbs are a proud people or whatever that would never ever ever never stick a bottle of glass up their assholes to own the analbanians
It's funny as fuck
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well, at least i get to watch a little bit of parivision before sp0r0t gets their cheeks clapped
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>>2218197
>He threw a bitchfit and begged to have Serbian flag displayed on his liquipedia and to be called Serbian-Bosnian albeit.
source?
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>>2218191
also pgl bucharest was a t1.5 event without any of the contender teams
the blast open win was really good though but feels like a luke considering they've never been near that high at any other tournament
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This mf getting more orange by the day. Also what´s with this fucking captcha? My phone has easy captcha and that IP changes constantly, on my PC that´s always the same has the fucking retarded star captchas.
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>>2218200
he made it up (hes a seething balkan subhuman)
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>>2218202
obeseGAWD, the future of gamers2 (if he doesnt leave the moment his contract runs out since he's constantly playing in russian with russian players and probably begging them to buy him out)
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>>2218200
huNter has dual citizenship so both flags are displayed on Liquipedia. The rest I assume is his fan fiction.
>>
pure uncut kino from esl
https://youtu.be/f_0fukslBLI?si=PIBHEXh6l9Nv0iqT
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>>2218200
iirc it was talked about before on hltv, and he's also a massive cuck just like ch0k0 wearing a orthodox cross constantly and posting cringe religious shit on his ig as well as both living in republic of serbia inside of bosnia and herzegovina or in belgrade nowadays for niko. 100% servian stock, it's why they have the choker gene too and neither can win jack shit.
>>
Bosnia is not even a real country
Imagine if 50% of Poland was called "Deutschlandia" and 30% of the population were Germans
Absurd
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>>2218209
alright that was funny as fuck kek
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>>2218209
lmao
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>>2218210
are you muslim?
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>>2218199
delulu
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how is it even possible to be this washed
>>
>>2218209
s1 & e1 bros...why are they bully us? (((
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>>2218209
that's shit
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>>2218220
there he is!
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>>2218216
>its da failclowns faans
>its da ukraniaaans
>its da kosovars/albanians
>its da balkans
>its da mooslims
Is it that hard to believe I just like bullying gamers2 fangirls and putting them in their place? You sound deeply schizophrenic and projecting in all your posts trying to "out" me.
>>
malding on round 1?
its over for pari this early?
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>>2218218
He's almost 40 and barely plays faceit, and wasn't even that good for most of CSGO
Plug Zeus, LeX, ceh9, XeqtR- in his place and they show similar numbers
>>
>>2218209
kek
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>>2218225
kek seething brownoid
>>
ok wtf pari are playing like bots
what the fuck happened with the team?
>>
>>2218235
>its daaa braaawn peepo!!
I'm white as snow lol, I'm just making fun of your dying team. You do know they won't win anything in this year and it's only gonna get worse as time passes lol? They don't even have success in League as much anymore, they've killed all their fem teams and left multiple games. Lost most of their sponsors that came from time with ch0k0 and ch0kenesy or 2019 g2 guys, and now it's just decline and atrophy that awaits.
>>
>>2218237
4 rookies
they're mentally boomed after yesterday and tired from the last tournament
>>
@8239
probably the same icelandic retard from yesterday lol
0 lans
0 players
whole personality? im white bro
>>
>>2218242
We wuz vikings n shit
>>
>>2218242
sucks to be him
LETS FUCKING GO G2 HELL YEAH! Another sAw masterclass
>>
are western europeans ready to redeem?
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>>2218242
>>2218243
>>2218244
>>2218245
>>2218248
Holy schizos. Imagine being 2-3 neet incels watching CS all day on a dead board and fangirling for Gamers2 out of all teams. Now that's grim. You niggas must be masochistic lol.
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uuuuuuuh
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revved
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Holy seethe. So this is the true power of huNter-...
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>>2218250
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>paying for a 4pass to spam images of gay men and random idpol slop
ohnonononono dont tell me the gamers2 fangirl is the autistic pole and the autistic swede from /g/, /v/, /pol/ and every other board GEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HAHAHAHAHAHA GEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG

How did you get so attached to G2 and hunta autistic polish bro? Shouldn't you be posting about anti-BBC or anti-BNWO or something?
>>
huNter-'s Liquipedia flag should be changed to anon's mind since he clearly resides there 24/7
>>
>admits to browse pol
kwab
just take the L and go back
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>>2218266
bro you need to relax and go back
пo кpaйнeй мepe зaвaли eбaлo чмo, вceм пoхyй
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doggolz so shit
>>
kekw bye shitgolz
>>
the 'gog needs flags just like hltv and /int/

>>2218250
i dont even know who gamers2 are
i'm here to /int/post against uppity cucked yurocuckolds (aka western europeans, slavs are white and uncucked) and racemixed mongrels while half-watching ohne
>noooo you have to watch the stream with all the jewish globohomo ads o algo
kek no. for me it's the kraut

>>2218259
>pass
>he doesn't know about ecker
kek
>>
xielgoat
>>
>nota
what a terrible push, way to slow to surf in like that
>belchonok
why fight that? stop throwing suka
>>
>look up analbanian players
>literal gyppo dagestani mystery meat megamutts
how do I block their cams on stream, they are too ugly
>>
>finally i no longer have to watch jLoser play
>they bring him to the desk instead
FUCK OFF
i hate this guy almost as much as the g2 schizo hates g2
>>
mongolz nooooooooo
>>
I'm hoping Spirit somehow beats Navi. sAw could antistrat that fat tranny so fucking hard,
>>
>mirage, d2, ancient
kino
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>>2218294
I want spirit to lose so they play an elimination game against furia
>>
>>2218294
>somehow
>>
>>2218294
>thinking that magixx got a strat in the first place
kwab
>>
PV already exposed
>>
>>2218298
Of course he has a strat. The infamous 'donk go kill' strat.
>>
>wake up
>soulfly sharted all over Failcons
Zamn, he's turkish Superman?
>>
b1t, i kneel
>>
oh pari picked t-side
i was wondering why pari picked overpass since they haven't actually been looking good on it
>>
>mirage
i sleep
>dust
i sleep
>ancient
REAL SHIT
>>
having a bit of a headache right now. just wanted to tell it to fellow humans to sooth it away.
>>
we need cache in the second half of 2026
volvo pls i'm begging on my knees
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>>2218306
there won't be a map 3. 2-0 for spirit
>>
>>2218239
>albaboonian roach
>white as snow
nafris are well behaved scandis compared to you monkeys
>>
j-jamers?
>>
>>2218311
i know, it's a bummer cuz ancient is kino
and 2-1 would mean more practice
>>
>>2218315
2-1
>>
>>2218315
>fuck this map go next
Based.
>>
HiM
>>
HAHAH
zont1x so bot against executes it's unreal, if they don't have a correct read he can't improvise for shit
>>
16-12
i believe
>>
>>2218319
thank goodness, we need ancient kino
>>
>>2218326
tsmt
>>
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
>>
>paravision playing same time as spirit
faggots
>>
sh0r0...
>>
>>2218334
i don't care about russian teams
>>
JAMEKINO
>>
>ASTRALIS:
>AWP B
>AWP A LONG
>AWP CT
>AWP A SHORT
can't escape pari awp
>>
ryu destroyed all of PV's hopes
>>
ryu is 2nd most ugliest player in top 30
>>
lithuania must be invaded
>>
>>2218336
i'm finally calling for a replacement
go get monesy or simple
>>
>>
>>2218344
how many weeks will this special operation take?
>>
why does this fraud even asks for a pause? whole TS strat is donk go kill or sh1ro go save lmao
listening to this nigga must be so annoying
>>
I want to trim donk's thick eyebrows
>>
>>2218349
never question jame time
>>
>>2218345
-sh0r0 +jame
-trannygranny +xielo
>>
>>2218351
his hands makes money
his brow gets puss*
>>
donk in 10 years
>>
forgot pic, embarrassing
>>
>>2218363
>>2218365
what a tard lol
>>
erm, n0vi sisters... why did we pick the aim map vs the all aim no brain goblin?
d2 up next as well. it's over
>>
>>2218368
Blade is banking on the wonderfool life game
>>
>>2218307
Your headache will go away soon and Spirit will slam N0vi
>>
>>2218368
never doubt b1ad3 masterplan
>>
>>2218369
how did you know?
>>
>>2218382
Aleksib is my lover and i have insider info
>>
>>2218385
faggit
>>
let's send donk alone to B, that will fool them
>>
>>2218385
lucky
>>
n0vi type boost
>>
>>2218385
is he hung?
>>
>sh0ro
>>
MONKEY STYLE
>>
ez
>>
>>2218392
like a horse
>>
>>2218397
gypsy avra
>>
>>2218398
are you hung?
>>
am i crazy or did sh0r0's name not used to be capitalized?
look at the kill feed next time he gets a kill or dies
>>
Nahhhhhh luhansk nikka trowing for khokhols
>>
donked
>>
DONKED
>>
GEDONKED
>>
ohnononononononovi
>>
>>2218404
He had it capitalized before but I don't remember which tournament. I think it was EWC because I remember they bombed out hard.
>>
nota is BAD
>>
its gg for pari
ive seen enough
to the front
>>
monkey
style
>>
Makakazee wins these
>>
How do you get owned by phzy this hard lol
>>
>>2218421
hooxi too chad for them
>>
SAVE US MAKAKAZZE
>>
wild contrast
>>
fuck you Aleksi
wtf was that in apps
>>
CAMAN NAVI
>>
>chokevi
>AGAIN
sheesh
>>
blunderfool and missing when it matters the most
name a more iconic duo
>>
FUCK NT
>>
tnyr xDDDDD
>>
>aleksib steps in the molly to bait donkey into hunting him and ignoring iM
GIGAbased.
>>
>>2218435
aleksi sold that round
he should have had a fast flank and free kill on sh1ro
>>
zont1x saving his energy for that round
>>
ZOGIGABRAINTIX
>>
>>2218431
i apologize
he is activated
>>
WAIT HE HAD ONLY 2 KILLS AFTER ALL THIS TIME?
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>>2218447
All his kills were stolen by Donk
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bl0de fears them
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>first map ot kino
>upper bracket matchup
based
>>
i hope donk stabs zontix
>>
GET BOBED
>>
Almost an Aleksi ace lol
>>
Holy based shit on them biskela.
>>
>>2218447
patience unmatched
>>
>1 inch 1 ace
>>
TORILLE TAVATAAN
>>
>epstein files drop
>globohomo teams start choking
>>
>shiro with 19 kills
name one
>>
M4 bodyshot god
>>
zont1x is the reincarnation of Shroud
>>
>>2218462
b short makazze
>>
>>2218462
i remember the one where he ran in with pistol and then threw his awp and the round away
>>
i'm feeling a monkey style round coming...
>>
zontix really forgot they had a game til round 22 lmao
>>
MAP ONE DOWN BOYS
>>
navi kino
incredible choke
truly impressive
>>
NAVI really can't do shit against Spirit. They've got a mental block against them.
>>
navitrannies... regroup in the subreddit
>>
>another aim map next
yeah, it's over
>>
>>2218478
kek
>>
ECO GOD
>>
Lucky d2nk lifegame, wonderfool will silence them ln dust2
>>
navi comms sound like indian call center
>>
>>2218447
He´s beyond washed, I´m surprised he wasn´t total dogshit last year even though he had a horrendous 39% HS rate, lower than many people that get like 1/3 of their kills on the AWP.
>>
Is this fucking lithuanuian reddit faggot trying to talk back to a DUPREEH???
>>
what is it with jame and glocks, he dies to glocks all the time
granted he didnt time this time but he almost did lol
>>
>>2218494
A1-S is fucking busted and should be nerfed even further. He is just an A1-S merchant.
>>
Watch Astralis pull it on r24 again after almost choking a big lead
>>
>>2218495
what did i miss?
>>
i swear on average esports are way more hype to watch than regular sports
>>
>>2218507
Just CS.
>>
>>2218502
truthnuke, A1s is way too easy
>>
>>2218510
Okay, I'll include Kekken and SF since I've had fun watching those sometimes.
>>
n0vi sisters... i don't feel so good
>>
Jame clutchgod
>>
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
>>
hooxibros...
>>
astralis/navi
who chokes harder?
>>
imagine if Jame was a full-time AWPer instead of being forced into IGLing by AdreN
easily 2nd best AWPer of Russia beating out sh0r0
he's so clutch when he doesn't retreat into his goon cave
>>
it's a wrap
>>
>hooxi is a great igl!
>can't win a t round
uh hooxi bros?
>>
hooxi dying is so funny
>>
REMINDER THE ONLY REASON THIS IS NO 2-0 IS RYU GETTING 1 GOOD ROUND
>>
>>2218525
s-shut up! he wasn't the problem on G2!! N-NiKo kicked him! He was given nexa while Snax got Malbs! N-N-Not fair!!!
>>
zont1x is like "I'll take care of this map donk after you carried me on Mirage."
>>
>7-1
>>
>>2218532
>my time to rape, Danil
>>
are those guys really playing a LAN event during winter in Poland at 22pm?
>>
>>2218510
dota had it too because of the strategy in the drafting phase

>>2218513
oh yeah fighting games too
including melee (yes it's a fighting game)
>>
apologize
>>
here's the comeback
>>
>go do something else for a bit
>come back to Navi is losing 7-1
wtf happened?
>>
>>2218537
i am not apologizing unless this ends 2-0
>>
>best aimer btw
>>
>>2218537
why? i never doubted
>>
>>2218536
>dota had it too
MOBA are hard to cheer for and Dota is so mind-numbingly slow compared to flashy LoL as well
And if you ever say that all the low IQ dotards will come out and start whining
>dood brool me brool dota is dead only want brool game done in 20 minutes because I brool
Even fucking F1 is more hype than Dota, at least they have qualifications being somewhat hype and rainy races
>>
>>2218537
we never doubted in our bodyshot bandit
>>
oh nononono
davos globalist jewish cabal bros...we have been had!
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>>2218535
it's poland, it's not safe to go outside.
>>
Why can't the "mastermind" B1ad3 beat Spirit? PARIVISION did it first try, goomba-stomped their asses on map 2 and 3 as well, but le goat coach B1ad3 just can't comprehend "see sh1to A go A, see donk B go A"
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>>2218553
its poland, its far safer than anything in the west
>>
>>2218555
The logical conclusion is that he is overrated
>>
MAGIXXXXXXXXXXXXXx
>>
BORIS THE BUTCHER
>>
oh nononono
w0nderful bros...
>>
My tranny GOAT
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>>2218537
my bodyshot king just needed his reps in
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>>2218546
I can't speak for modern dota(2) but back in the day it was based to watch because it had a good mix of twitchy carries and cerebral captains who could win the game in the pick phase before the action even began
cs is consistently great twitch action and i put it over dota overall because it's basically consistent but it lacks that ability for a genius to basically outright win the game with strategy. CS is vastly tactics-based.
>>
blunderf00l... just disband this roster its not working, sign FUT and let the "goat" blad3 work with that
>>
magixx is FEASTING
>>
>>
wonderful is always shit vs spirit
>>
>>2218557
that's what you told those poor jews in 1939 huh?
>>
>>2218564
finally some trans representation in CS, and two in the same team!
>>
>>2218555
NAVI is way too nerdy and gets hardcountered by raw aim. Also weak mental.
>>
>>2218557
that's the joke jakub
>>
>>2218568
>who could win the game in the pick phase before the action even began
that sounds like shit to watch
>>
>>2218573
>>
>>2218573
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aVXNbikpt_I
>>
Is there any genuine reason for pros to NEVER use Scar other than ego and bad rep of the gun?
>>
>>2218576
>>
Ladies and gentleman, I present you: the first fraggin IGL in tier 1
>>
>>2218583
the scout is much cheaper
>>
>>2218579
it really wasn't
only an elite few could pull it off and it was pretty rare
in reality 90% of the time you gained a maybe 5-25% advantage over the opponent if you outdrafted them
but the draft was huge and i miss that
this guy was pretty mid at best at actual gameplay but lead several times to success just by outdrafting people (netting 4.3M along the way)
>>
>>2218583
Its inaccurate as shit now, it was used more often in the past
>>
>>2218581
Shame he didn't include his voice comms, magixx is hilarious
>>
KEK that nade timing on this round
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>>2218590
Really great to see tranny representation in t1!
>>
apologize now chud
>>
>>2218568
cs is definitely more exciting but dota is pretty comfy to watch like on a sidescreen. but there's so much downtime so feels like it'd be pretty shit to watch live
>>
navisisters... we were riding such a high yesterday... what happened
>>
>>2218595
Shiro with his girlfriends
>>
BODYSHOT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>
I said wonderfool llfegame not x0ntox lifegame
>>
X1NT1X
>>
Headshots are overrated
>>
>>2218605
>t. awptranny who fell off harder than s0mple in cs2
>>
reminder that navi are a dead team. they wanted to make changes, but it didn't happen. the players know the current roster is dead.
>>
holy fuck my goat zont1x
>>
He marches on
>>
APOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>2218608
No I'm merely following the playstyle of a GOAT like zont1x
>>
>>2218537
>>2218542
AAAIIIEEE MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES, ZONT1X-SAMA!
>>
Lower bracket merchants
>>
what drugs they gave zont1x?
>>
holy rape
>>
a reminder that zont1x haters have zero ball knowledge
>>
-hominidkazze
+jLedditor
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zontix higher rating than donk map 1 lol
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More of an fut fan anyway
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Can someone explain?
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Pathetic for Navi to lose against these shitters
>>
who is the whore
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>>2218624
d2nk is just better
>>
>>2218628
You dont need to know, she is having zont1x tonight
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>>2218624
navi always sucked vs spirit
i think they only beat them once in an elimination game
>>
seems like everyone solved jame
>>
>>2218628
>>2218630
bodyshot bandit will pay her a visit
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>>2218624
>former russian turned globohomo hoholslop versus zoomer russians
yeah
we won
>>
>>2218636
>>2218628
>>2218630
ah it's sjkoz, aka the sheever of counterstrike
>>
>>2218622

how can you see that stats-line and not shittalk blade and aleksi system?!?
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>>2218636
zont1x is gay howthoughever
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>>2218622

navi just need one superstar and ehhh they totally would have won that
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>>2218642
go back to your thread faggot
>>
rip pari
could've 2-0'd navi
haven't watched the game, is pari bad or astralis good?
>>
PV already overrated
>>
>>
it was a fluke after all...
>>
who would you choose to replace kickedsoon on Falcons?
>>
>>2218666
bad game from pari but astralis have looked trash as well, saved by a lifeseries from jabbi
>>
>>2218666
both, astralis had good games, jame was solved, rest of pari was mostly shit, zweight was decent to my memory.
very sad to see pari lose like this
>>
>>2218679
>astralis had good games
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>>2218678
>>2218680
>astralis have looked trash as well, saved by a lifeseries from jabbi
i guess you are not wrong, phzy and ryu looked decent, my memory is not perfect
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>>2211216
>They have the mental resilience of faze without being shit, the firepower of vitality without being jewish/french and the consistency of MOUZ without being auraless. Finally a good team to root for.
nigga actually believed this
>>
>the mental of f0ze
no wonder they lost! KEK
>>
these 2 niggers threw hard desu
>>
Ok just catching up to the games today and I gotta ask, just what the fuck is wrong with zonic?

Why did:

a) Left Anubis open for Aurora? THE ONLY FUCKING MAP THEY RAPE AT

and

b) Play fuckin Inferno? THE ONLY FUCKING MAP MAY0NESY HAS OPENLY STATED HE FUCKING HATES

Why? Just fucking why?
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>>2218690
he was havin' a laugh
>>
This nigga was 1.61 before playing todays bo3
>>
>>2218690
>>2217830
>>
>>2218690
He is limit testing, how much will those goatfuckers pay him before they realize he isnt doing anything
>>
the only way to overcome your hardships are to face them
zonic did nothing wrong
>>
>>2218695
he always farms n0vi
g2 is a different calibre team, next game won't be so easy
>>
>>2218702
hunter will show levels
>>
>Jame would've played against spirit if they hadn't fucked up dust2
It is what it is.
>>
>>2217598
>>2217682
never analogize again y'all niggas disrespecting the goat big Ron
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>>2218690
learn how vetos work and what both teams map pools are and it will become apparent
>>
>no'pee raped and gaped AGAIN
never fails to warm your heart
hopefully hues finish the job
>>
>>2218715
>hues
you mean the Europeans rights?
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>>2217783
Need myself f0ttigan fan's levels of confidence (delusion)
>>
new astralis is just goated, they will rape n0vi
>>
Furia need to win this thing, it would be kino. They were losing inferno 12-9 in the lower bracket.
>>
>>2218723
easiest 2-0 for navi
new astralis is trash
>>
>>2217829
>>2217834
The only change they really need -payal +literally anyone

Doesn't even have to be a superstar like zywoo/monesy etc it can be anyone like the player from their academy kl1m or hades or any up and coming t2 awper who they can get for cheap
>>
>>2218725
thatll be the day! huehuehuehue
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>>2217846
kek new failcl0wns meme dropped
>>
>>2218728
>or hades
I know what you are
>>
who is we watching tomorrow?
for me?
>3dmax vs vitality
>f0ze vs bbc game
>furry-ahh vs n0vi
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>>2218736
>>f0ze vs bbc game
>>furry-ahh vs n0vi
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>>2217846
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>>2218742
It should be showing THE HEAVEN moment.
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>>2218712
Seems like they openly choose to play inferno by banning d2 lmao
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>>2218736
vitality
falcons
astralis
>>
do you have an idea or should i call something?
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sad for f0ze fans, even if they win tomorrow they get mouz or aurora
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SOVL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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astralis > pari > aurora > falcons

what conclusions can we draw?
>>
>>2218723
watch it with the r-bombs
>>
>>2218747
yes now look at aurora's past inferno matches, they lost 4 in a row, or 6 out of 7, makes sense to have it be the decider over the puggy map they are good at too
>>
We need XANTARES to win a major. It is the only way to put the final nail in NiKo's coffin.
>>
>>2218759
but they LOST! so they should have done the opposite of what they did knowing they would lose
>>
>>2218763
maybe set your sight a little lower, like a t1 trophy
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>>2218763
uhm he won a pgl vs legacy
>>
Sovlfly future GOAT
>>
>>2218766
>>2218771
Anything is possible at a major.
>>
>>2218779
Except for Niko to win it?
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>>2218783
Exactly. XANTARES has more of a chance than NiKo.
>>
>>2218685
>>2218687
>f0ze lost
>p0rivision lost
How will the f0zetrannies cope now? Which new team will they latch on to?
>>
if legacy make it to the major final, I really think Aurora has a chance to win
>>
>>2218735
Man I'm not a fucking toilet cleaner if that's what you're implying. I just think anyone and everyone is better than paypal. Hell even I'm better than paypal and my highest rank has been faceit level 8.

The only reason I mentioned him was because he already played on G2.
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>>2218792
Which round is this?
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Is Aurora really invincible on Anubis? If so, why?
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>>2218793
Round 16
https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs/clip/InnocentAmazingLobsterOhMyDog-tkVw3VTkK_8swQKZ
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>>2218793
round 16
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>>2218795
Jesus fuck...
>>
honestly navi sucks
mirage was only close because 2 pistol + conversions
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>>2218795
>>2218796
Thanks failcl0wns hating kings.

My high dpi god Woxic never fails to deliver.
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>>2218792
well falcons won mirage so this choke didn't matter
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>>2218795
Kek I like how spunj and machine were already laughing at the beginning. They knew it was coming.
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>>2218806
True, but its just funny how this keeps happening to them. Black magic or just terrible fucking luck.
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>>2218806
Doesn't matter if they won the match or not, it's a testament to how they play.
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>>2218792
so it happened AGAIN
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>>2218792
>>2218795
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IMPOSSIBLE
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>>2218792
where is blud going?
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>If you see them shoot them before they shoot you ok?
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>>2218792
im fully convinced they lost this because teses had that poorfag gut knife
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>>2218832
Gut knife is the patrician's choice.
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i dont know why b1ad3 keeps wasting his talent with those dogshit bums. he and b1t should leave navi and go to g2 or falcons. he already lives in spain so no problem with the ukrainian terrorists, i dont know about b1t but he is already rich enough to buy a house somewhere else
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>>2218795
lmao
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>>2218837
blade decides everything in the team. he kicked simple. he wouldn't get that anywere else.
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>>2218837
More like I don't know why they keep paying blade the guy is a massive fraud
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Falcons are a fucking embarrassment to the game, MBS should just burn money on literally anything else but not chokola and his band of bums.
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>>2218854
MBS should burn is money on one more star player
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>>2218082
Not his fault. Kyxsan is a mega fucking jobber. He needs to put his put down and leash the team.
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>>2218866
Surely MBS could lend kyxsan some torture goon with a whip that puts the team in line when they don't listen?
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>PARIVISION raped

Glad to see another shilled team by magog get brutally exposed, gaped, raped and defiled.
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>>2218866
>Not his fault.
cope
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what happened here?
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>>2218884
Real Jame maniacs are happy to throw off glory-hunters.
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Hot take, I think Falcons are just one star player away from winning tournaments.
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>>2218899
your turn
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>>2218909
real monkey style
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>>2218901
who do you think falcons need?
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>>2218914
Donk and Zywoo obviously.
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>>2218917
Zywoo would rape the competition while Niko rapes Donk
it's perfect
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>>2218920
Niko has his 3 Russian twinks that he's always wanted.
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>>2218917
i will try to convince the sultan to do this
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>>2218913
You were awfully quiet yesterday fatty when monkey style raped your lard ass.
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https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389659/g2-vs-spirit-iem-krakw-2026

Jitubros, I don't feel so good....Althought sp0r0t is rather shaky right now, I don't have faith in paypal and m0lbs to deliver.
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Exciting day of conter-strik

We have:

>French derby
>Battle of tier 1.5
>f0ze vs s0mple (clash of the trash)
>nrggers vs failcl0wns (nrggers winning would be the funniest thing this year)
>p00ria raped by n0vi : part deux
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BROKY MONDAY
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that's hilarious man
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>>2218930
The vastly superior fat man will deliver. sAw has already analyses Spirit and is devising the perfect anti-start to "donk go kill". 4-0 in pistol rounds is already assured. Zpirit humiliation is inevitable.
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he knows
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>>2218899
they won, p crazy and kino
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>>2219021
if they won 13-11 it probably would've been like donk 2.5 rating, zontix 0.4
spirit won ot and then dust2 mostly without donk so that's a pretty good sign i guess
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>>2219009
The McGOATS
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>>2219009
okay but why does it suit them so perfectly?
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HOW MANY FOR KINO CLAN TOMORROW?
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LET'S GO FAZE CLAN
*CLAP CLAP*
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During SaarLadder, the bookies told me faze were finished so I went all in on mouz.... I'm not making the same mistake again...
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>>2219118
*clap clap* get pregnant get pregnant *plap plap*
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>>2219116
big isn't at this tournament, sadly
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I just lifegamed on ancient in a premier match. Went 23-5, 140 adr and shut them down hard. Halfway through the game some unranked dude on their team started accusing me "1200 hours and shit inventory, fucking smurf". Never been accused of something like that, ultimate dopamine hit. Especially the implications about inventory mattering.
For context I'm only 14k, looked the dude up on leetify later and he was like a 20k or something.
I think quiting alcohol in January has somehow made me a better player.
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>>2219197
Someone get zonic on the phone. This is the man to save falcons.
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>>2219199
Lol. Sorry all for the blog post by the way, just was on a bit of a high after that game. Normally I'm fucking shite. Have probably watched the game more than have played it in the last 2 years.
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vita mouz
BCG falcons surely
navi fut
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>>2219206
please no more vita mouz we had way too many of them
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>>2219206
MORE VITA MOUZ (BITES) WE HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH OF IT YET
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There's no denying it anymore, Falcons is currently the most raped team in pro cs.
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kick fraudnic, smack botsuka and get him some pussy, i don't know how but stop niko from acting like a scared rape victim
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Honestly speaking, bring the indian-french guy and NucleonZ back. Falcons seemed to do better with those 2 dudes. Fire those 2 jobbers zonic and kyosucky.
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>>2219253
no one can help niko, except himself. he's the biggest bum in the scene
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>>2219288
MANY are saying this
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>>2219288
the real answer is to just kick choko. everybody in the CS scene deep down knows that choko destroys teams, but are afraid to say it
I literally have more faith in some random russian fpl kid than choko atp
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>>2219301
+nocries
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>>2219288
>blames everyone except the common denominator
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>>2219306
We can’t kick the GOAT rifler yet. Not until he wins a major.
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>>2219334
>Not until he wins a major.
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Post your kn0ife right now
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>>2219394
You'll just have to imagine the blue steel talon mw.
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no kniv, gift pl0x
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To:
From: Jeffrey Epstein
2nd Feb 2026, 1:00 AM

how many for faze today?
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>>2219407
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>>2219408
broky bros...
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remember when f0zesissies tried to psyop everyone on here into thinking that spirit is a reddit team? I do.
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>>2219453
How is a team led by a fat tranny not at the very least reddit adjacent?
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>>2219453
oh yeah I wonder what happened to that autist
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>>2219453
all teams are turbo normies, they don't have time to redpill themselves, except for magixx, she spends like 8 hours per day on phone
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VitaGODS stay winning. F0Ze not even in the top 5 lmao
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>>2219474
l0l
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>>2219474
any team with s1mple is the ultimate reddit team desu
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why are they giving this game to these fucking guys
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my moussies :) playing
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>>2219453
faze doesn't play til later bro
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i like to find tranny channels on youtube and leave "kys tranny" comment on all of their videos
unrelated but anyone got magixx youtube channel?
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kek apex
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apex... you never played 1.6... what are you doing...
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>>2219490
He's just retarded bro.
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>>2219474
KWAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F0ZENIGGAS REALLY CAN'T STOP TAKING Ls

shit dead team 0 trophies 0 fans rip bozo shan't be missed
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jimi :)
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mandatory goon check coz jimi is playing
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Zywoo carried shitter tbdesu
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Mouz is such a smart fucking team goddamn.
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mouz are so fucking dumb holy shit
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>>2219505
I think they are the team that really just need one (more) star to become serious, unlike falcons. like get some agressive star rifler instead of xertion who is a massive jobber.
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mouzsissies... turks are running a train on our lads...
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>>2219508
100% as evident by that 1 round with just soulfly on B, Mouz has the brains they just lack the firepower. Get some coked out 16 y/o from Russia and Mouz can easily reach top 5.
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>>2219510
mouz is already top 5 lilbro
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>>2219512
real top 5
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Vitality are so fucking good individually it's crazy, if the opponents aren't 100% locked in as a team they will make them look like 2500 shitters in a lobby against 5 pros.
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these b stream casters are actually whispering to not disturb their parents while casting from their bedrooms, terrible
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>>2219510
Mouz have been consistent top 6 since they broke through in late 2023 and won the last GO tournament. but some of the players clearly reached a ceiling and don't look promising anymore, it's time to upgrade. but being top 6 for 2.5 yeara with no real stars is pretty impressive imo.
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>>2219394
I've spent like $200 on this game and I feel ashamed. I would never think to spend that much on any other game. I use default knife.
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>>2219517
agreed, phy is fucking awful
if ESL was adamant on hiring nobodies, they should've hired the guys who did B stream for the first Fissure instead of those two
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>>2219523
What did you spend on?
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Maj3r prime?
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GOATWOO
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>>2219555
he still got it
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>>2219523
coulda used that toward a real gun
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Are Aurora finally not choking on the way to a playoffs? Is that the soulfly difference?
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>too smart to win
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Just end these filler games and start the battle of the shitters already
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>>2219568
their whole thing after jottaaa joined was to make every playoff with ease then immediately lose the next match, that only changed after xantares had to fix his back
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zywoo apex and flamez are 100% toggling no surprises this fraud team had an era
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jl bros...
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>>2219578
proof?
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>with finns you win
>with jews you lose
unfortunately for mouz, they have 3 jews
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VIDEITY
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>>2219585
Navi don't have no jews.
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oh no no no no no mouzsissies this can't be happening to us
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Good decision, ESL, to put Vitality vs their cumrags 3DMAX on the A stream and have Aurora vs MOUZ (2 top 8 teams) being cast by two basement dwelling faggots on their mother's basement. I can only wish you go bankrupt, you german, saudi-cocksucking niggers.
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Why is FlameZ not helping his blood brothers to ascend? I always got told that Jews help each other.
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penis twitching just thinking about bc games vs faze
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>>2219588
aleksi is a fennoswede
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>>2219593
who cares about casters when ohne is streaming?
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>>2219597
Yeah okay. You'll be spinning any bullshit.
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>>2219595
he helps zywoo a lot
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>>2219593
trvke
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BCG monkeys vs Faze baboons, who will shit themselves harder?
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>>2219253
kek
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>>2219593
they know the international feed will have low numbers for that game
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MOUZ is the most pathetic org in CS history. They have been around forever and they have accomplished NOTHING. Not even a major final. Orgs like Avangar, ENCE, Mongolz, G2, Liquid etc have been in major finals, but those pathetic faggots? Nothing.
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>>2219253
saved
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how the FUCK have roaches gotten so far when the only map they can play is anubis?
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>a 3rd mouz game
please god no
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mouzitzah b'peh lost, kek
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juicy lower final in group B
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>>2219611
Gwok, is this weaw?
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>>2219611
Mouz has a 1.6 major won against prime f0rest and Gtr
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>>2219619
That's mousesports.
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stunna killed innocent children while serving in Iraq
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>>2219622
the only innocent children are in western europe tho
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It's like they're laughing.
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>>2219628
What the fuck, adren played on that roster? What the fuck, I don't remember that.
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its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIFXHbAYegg
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>>2219630
he was hot as fukk in 2019, literal top 10 player
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>>2219632
if stock footage could be a "person"
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>>2219623
*Israel
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>>2219632
>cs2 pro
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>2219622
He's a war hero and every time he steps into a McDonald's or Walmart you WILL clap for him
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>>2219622
wtf i love him even more now
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>>2219632
whats the purpose behind looking like a giga dork?
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Oh yeah it's TaZ vs NEO as coaches competing again
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BIG CHAD GAMERS IT'S TIME
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>>2219474
>vitality 12 months as best team in the world
>will probably be for another 12 months
>vitasissies still cant stop talking about faze
did the views meme really get you guys this bad? you know you can just set up a view bot if it bothers you this much
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>>2219657
I'm ready.
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Remember the last time s1mple played against a team he wanted to join?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2303386/natus-vincere-vs-liquid-esl-one-cologne-2016
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even JorkL is making fun of f0ze...
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Fazebros it's time
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I hope these incompetent crooked admins didn't fuck Twistszz PC this time.
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Hey it's like that one meme with the lion.
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#FalconsAreHere
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who is the biggest boobs FE player? I vote this girl
https://www.hltv.org/player/17288/izaa
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>>2219675
Which airport are they at?
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>>2219658
kek imagine being a thorin cocksucker
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>>2219676
https://www.hltv.org/player/18317/magixx
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>>2219680

I need that
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>>2219680
Bond villain-looking motherfucker
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>>2219678
>IQ filtered by THE esports historian
goyim please....
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>>2219683
He does destroy teams.
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My fuarking vegan is on today, amen.
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>>2219676
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>>2219680
I see a pattern here...
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>>2219676
got better shit to do than look through female pros but I'd say it's probably a russian
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>>2219684
lmao that pic, the retard thought he would look cool?
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>>2219619
>1.6

yeah and Pele scored 2 gorillion goals
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>>2219689
If you check babepedia then you'll quickly realize that this map is bullshit.
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>>2219689
is this self reported lol
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>>2219690
>newgen never watched an early dreamhack
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>>2219689
magixx is carrying entire country bratcy
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>>2219619
There are no such things as 1.6 "majors". Majors are valve-sponsored events. There were no such tournaments in 1.6. If we want to call the biggest tournaments of the year "majors" then we might as well claim Astralis has 20 of them.
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broky is so retarded man kek
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>>2219673
is there a scientific explanation of slavshits having terrible skin and teeth?
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>>2219689
boobs experts here. the letter is irrelevant, you can have very flat tits but if they're saggy they'll be labelled as a D or something. hole all the camwhores with the biggest tits amongst the white population are romanian
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sub tick is buillshit, just saw karrigan with 128 ticks
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>>2219698
lack of self care
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>>2219698
Yeah. Low quality of life in postsoviet countries, harsher conditions and bad genetics due to a fuckton of motherfuckers living in what is basically an industrial wasteland. Placing commieblocks around shitspewing factories was a common practice. You breathe that air everyday and you're gonna have some bullshit that will become hereditary.
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every shot s1mple takes feel epic even if he misses
>>2219699
also the letter means relative size between the boob and the chest, so a small framed girl with medium sized tits will have a larger letter than a tick girl with bigger boobs
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>>2219689
That's just a bunch of saggy titted babushkas.
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every minimap should be locked like this
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SIMPLE MELTY AGAIN
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>>2219698
>>2219702
>>2219704
Smoking and drinking since kindergarten, taking care of yourself is for faggots, lack of awareness for shit that can wreck your skins, hormones, etc
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>simple 1v9 AGAIN
someone save him
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>can hear s1mple lecturing the team every time they lose
It's so good.
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Mutiris muted s1mple already
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holy shit, playing with simple is hell, imagine a team with apex and simple
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These portugalians are in HELL bro...
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to be fair what was that plant bro
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5 would be okay here but they really need the first 3 on ct.
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smoke skins teased?
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>>2219718
Literal glass cannon team. They either go full ego and stomp games or get stomped because a 0-3 score would make them seethe at each other.
>>2219719
Do you think they chose this or the org just sold them like "sooo you 3 are going to play with s1mple now, good luck cya"? I don't know how these contracts work.
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NRG COMEBACK AFTER THIS QUICK BREAK
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I don't feel good NRGers
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Honestly falkeks have decent chances of making it to playoffs. Same as navi.
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was there anyone ever who told s0mple to just shut up?
i just dont understand if i was playing with s0mple i would go out of my way to highlight every single mistake of his and tell him ZALAVY EBALO SUKA every time he opens mouth

Genuine question, i never liked him, so i never followed him
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Is Muturis igl?
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>>2219732
>was there anyone ever who told s0mple to just shut up?
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>>2219732
>was there anyone ever who told s0mple to just shut up?
freakazoid
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>>2219732
maybe he plays perfectly
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>>2219691
>>2219696
>MOUZ is the most pathetic org in CS history
>no, not that history, that doesn't count
absolute retards
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>>2219732
unironically TaZ
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>>2219733
no one is
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>>2219732
s1mples problem is if he doesnt think your up to scratch hes gonna explain to you what you did wrong every round unless he respects/likes you. its why he got along so well with hiko, for some reason he thought hiko was brilliant (hiko was good but s1mple massivley over rated him). he needs someone in the server that he respects but will tell him to keep his trap shut, which elec clearly doesnt do. #bringbackhiko
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>>2219742
he was just a kid then
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>>2219726
I watched the interviews the guys had, Ag1l to 100T was the first domino, it was something like this
>Okay guys Ag1l is leaving we're gonna have to find a new anchor
>FlyQuest wants to buy story now too
>Last 3, we got an offer from BCG, you want a fat bag of cash or go back to T3 and rebuild?
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>>2219742
What happened to hiko? Still playing Turdlorant?
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Well that's a classic FaZe round.
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OH NO S1S1 WON'T LIKE THIS
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>>2219742
i know and i would do the exact same thing to him, he is not perfect, not ever remotely.
it just blows my mind that no one is doing that to him
>>2219736
he doesnt
>>2219735
oh wow and he blew whole thing out of proportions to paint himself a bully victim?
>>2219738
doesnt look that way
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>>2219746
hes just a stream for val now
>>2219744
and he was way more toxic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-huZ3t_T6U
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>>2219746
got jailed for raping young slavic kids
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>>2219752
>he is not perfect, not ever remotely.
not now but back in the day he was damn near close.
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I've seen enough
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>loses to pistols
>starts praying because he knows his ears are about to get raped
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we really need the simple's cam to always be shown
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dude it's almost comical omg
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>>2219761
Almost?
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he's starting to laugh, it's over.
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FalKINGS are here.
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most NA retake i've seen
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simple not even happy about it, dude just wants to fuck off
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the goat is NOT amused
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he is not even fistbumping him ohnonononononoon
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>zero comeback hype
Ovyir...
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its just 2 opposing camps, even in the way they play
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mutiris would've hit that
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LMAO
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KWABple
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this would NEVER happen with goatwoo
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The vibes..
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s1mple's so tilted lmao
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s1mple will never be back like he used to because he STILL tries to noscope. CS2 just eats noscope bullets for no reason.
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ahahahahahaha
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>misses two important awp shots that could have totally stopped the bombsite take
>keeps his teammate inactive because of an useless boost

oh no no no no no
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he still tries to say something and the moment they hear them they react like that, they are so done with him in this game
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>>2219782
unless you're monesy while shooting at smokes
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>>2219768
he's annoying as fuck to be honest
if he wanted a real team then don't join a fucking casino org, take it on the chin and go to B8 or whatever option is open that isn't total shit. he became a fucking diva, kinda like device in his last few years.
that's why i love Zywoo, he doesn't give a fuck about anything, just plays the game same as when he was carrying 4 French lowtabers.
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Fucking peak senile clutch.
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S0MPLEL
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That was a pretty shitty b hold.
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>goes for the boost
>sees his teammates
>no elepr0nic
>gives up
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12-9 60 adr 1.55 rating lmao who writes these jokes
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>>2219796
4v1 clutch adds a fuckload of swing = +rating
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LETS GO BOYS GIVE ME 12 MORE ON NUKE

NOTHING PERSONAL GOAT BUT THE FAZE HEADS NEED THIS ONE
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>>2219789
Terrible way to say you like ZywOo. He is nothing like s1mple but c'mon, he's always been with french legends in Vitality. s1mple never acted like THAT on camera while in FaZe for a bit, maybe a bit with skullz.
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>>2219795
How forgot how to say it in english
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>>2219800
boost me cyka now blyat
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>>2219797
Xantares against Falcons yesterday had 17-12 on inferno, higher ADR and one round where he solo killed 4 people with full buy on mid, he ended up <1.00 rating
it's a joke
>>
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>>2219802
if you get kills while outnumbering your opponents you get a reduced roundswing
>>
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>>2219803
kwab
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>>2219804
yeah that's why i'm saying the system is fraudulent
it adds so much noise in the statistics it's unreal, two players can play the same game and have 0.5 difference in rating between them, it's clownish to decide MVP based on this shit, previous rating was so much more stable it's not even funny.
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>cs2gosg.6 says s0mple is the GOAT
>he's actually shit

baited again
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uh m0neshitty just got outskilled by nOsee
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This fucking skit lmaoo
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simple deserves a top team, I'm not even memeing.

fucking blade knew he'd never be able to comeback from t3, he would harass his teammates.
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GODKY GODKY GODKY GODKY GODKY GODKY
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GOATKYYYYY
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>s1mple already gave up
it's over
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BROKY HAS GONE INSANE
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>team wins the round
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>THAT'S MY GOA-ACK
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might as well kick simple and electonic and build around the portiguese players after this event.
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i'd be upset if i had poortuguese teammates too
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ugh
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osee da goat
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>>2219824
unironically they should just go international without s1mlpe and electronic
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>>2219826
jej
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>>2219826
HOLY SHIT USA USA USA USA USA LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
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wtf all the good guys are losing today
>>
GoatSee
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he is so fucking mad lmao
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>>2219799
>s1mple never acted like THAT on camera while in FaZe for a bit, maybe a bit with skullz.
yeah that's true... but he was a free agent after the Navi contract, he has all the options in the world, he wanted to get the bag in BCG, okay, fair enough. but don't act like a faggot towards tier 2 players who are playing to their limit, and are just a VRS sacrifice anyway. he should be grateful to them he is even playing a tier 1 tournament rn. they will be without a team soon, and without VRS core, left to grind online CS and tier 3 again.
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this retard should retire already
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wow he got even fatter
>>
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>>2219826
NO FUCKING WAY HAHAHAHAHA
today, i am American
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>>2219839
>>2219841
this feels stretched but i saw it live and his face was exactly like that
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>>2219841
>>2219839
>same exact frame and almost same resolution
kek wtf
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Yeah okay. And then you check their inferno and you realize that shit is bought and sold to accommodate the bookies.
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>>2219836
mid*
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>>2219839
Kinda looks like those Vance edits
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why is this guy in top tier
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10-1 against NRG just send these people to Riyadh in a box
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>>2219848
He'll activate when the time is right (like zontix)
>>
>flip a coin to determine if falcons dominate or get dominated
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>>2219848
>FaZe
>top tier
Bro, I love my niggas but we are not top tier right now. No it is not his fault either.
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>>2219855
>we
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wtf theres a guy on the back of his head
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>>2219858
that's jcobbb
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>>2219858
Ok. THEY are not top tier.
>>
uh falcons sissies? just saw the points
>>
please USAdians eliminate Niko one more time
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>>2219852
we have zontix at home
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FINE EVERY NIGGER 10 000 SHEKELS FOR
>QUICK SWITCHING FOR NO REASON
>SHIFT WALKING WITH A KNIFE
>INSPECTING SKINS
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>>2219865
Check the odds. It's all according to plan.
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>>2219848
polish nepotism by karribot's wife and neo
it's like a roach infestation, let one slip and it'll bring more once it is comfortable
>>
>>2219868
this actually should be a policy in top teams, kinda like being late for practice or breaking curefew in football clubs
>>
Imagine getting eliminated by NA. Oh my god I'm cumming already I should hold it in but oh my gooooodness just thinking about it unmatched KWABOTY.
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>>2219868
>win major
>you're ten million dollars in debt
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AHAHAHAHAAAA
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>>2219870
the only acceptable pole in counter strike
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CLASSIC FAZE ROUND
Holy fuck s1mple is not built to play against these guys. He might fucking DIE from rage.
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what is happening to jcobbb?
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Failcons LUL
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ЦE КIHEЦЬ
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Nerf the tec 9 already no gun should be this powerful
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>>2219877
he can understand s0mple and it debuffs him
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>>2219877
Nothing? He kinda sucks bigly on Nuke.
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>>2219880
>Nerf the tec 9
NO.
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kinda clown tournament so far, in a good way
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>>2219878
what did she mean by this
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>dude just one more month
>he's so cracked I promise he just kills everyone in praccs he just needs more time
>dude he's a rookie he can improve just give him time
>he's so calm and good he's gonna be the next rookie goat I promise bro please give him time
>>
>still malding
>just gives up on krazy
>runs away
>>
How did Faze go from the best Nuke team in the world raping Vitality twice, to one of the worst??
>>
>>2219889
all true, but karrigan's wife really likes him so he stays
>>
>>2219848
Faze had no money for a top tier player so they got this guy
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nrggers...
>>
>>2219893
cuckriggan?
>>
>aragornN on playing with s1mple and electroNic: "It's a different reality, I would say. They are really different from us. They have different methods, they have different experiences.
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>>2219888
Free blowjobs at the 2nd floor men's bathroom
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>>2219897
>they were once men
>>
https://files.catbox.moe/lbgswz.mp4
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>>2219888
working late
>>
Yo NRG want to not throw a 10-2?
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>>2219900
damn, she is just not that sexy no matter how hard she tries
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>>2219900
she mogs freya hard
also checked
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>walks out when his gun isn't ready to shoot
why the fuck are PROS making mistakes like this?
>>
HEAVENENLY EXECUTION
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>>2219892
Twistzz and frozen kinda sleeping.
>>
uh NRG bros????
>>
holy prime SAW round
>>
>>2219892
no elige
>>2219904
like a fat girl bragging about her "big" tits, just doesn't have it
>>
>>2219900
no matter how much i want to, she doesnt even wrinkle my tinkle...
>>
>>2219913
>no elige
>>
>>2219907
alcotronic still has solid moves for a washed up player, he just needs to stay the fuck away from leading
>>
oSee you retarded gook you were supposed the school fraudNESY
>>
>>2219914
>>
simple haters are in hiding now
>>
>>2219904
she looks way more attractive clothed, with a body like that and no tits, prancing around in a bikini just doesn't look hot
>>
>>2219920
36yo btw
>>
>>
>>2219924
38*
>>
>>2219924
Perfect
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>>2219923
she looks good bro.
>>
We're so Back nrggers
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>>2219924
Her eggs are screaming to be used at least once
>>
>>
>>2219921
he was told to shut up or he will be shut up
>>
>>2219920
Maybe but its not her but implications behind unseen lol
>>2219933
>maybe
its gone
>>
GOAT
>>
should i rewatch Faze-BCG for s1mple mald moments?
>>
>see i told you
>>
>>2219932
she'll have to settle for scrambled because you can't do anything else with them at this point
>>
Fuck me both games are kino rn
>>
>>2219941
First map was absolute seethe masterclass. Nuke is pretty boring so far.
>>
s1s1 doubters?
>>
Are the mutants just gonna keep going b every round??
>>
>>2219941
not anymore, simple and locked in. you might enjoy faze's meltdown tho, with twistzz saying he felt they got robbed because of his config issues in the previous game
>>
>>2219943
hahahahaha what the fuck are these faces
>>
never doubted
>>
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>
Fuuuuuuuck
>>
my nrggas
>>
lol falcons
>>
Fuck me NRG almost threw that with a lineup position
>>
WOW so close
>>
LOST MAP TO NRG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
holy oseee
>>
-jacob
+headtrick
>>
>>
i've seen enough
liquid nitr0 osee
>>
faze are ridiculous
>>
surely that game on Bounty against these shitters was 322 by Vitality?
>>
karrigan never won against MUTiRiS on Nuke.
>>
you could say Josh Ohm put up some resistance
>>
>he tried but
>>
>>2219943
>B strat is so good when you ain't got a s1mple in ya ear telling you it's nasty
>>
>>2219964
isnt osee awper? wtf lmao
>>
>>2219968
Never forget when nitr0 and oSee were on Liquid, that was the team's best performance since 2019.
>>
>>2219977
He barely used it
>>
>>2219964
teses is cheating and he is still bottom fragging, what a fucking dogshit player holy shit.
>>
i normally have the desk as background noise inbetween the maps but with jLoser on the desk i just have to mute
>>
>>2219982
why is awp so ass in cs2, most "awpers" use rifle so much more
>>
>>
BIBISEE BROS...
WE GOT IT!
>>
>infinite money team
>lose to the turkish terminator
>drop a map to NACS
>potentially drop out

surely just one more star player will solve everything?
>>
>>2219988
This is some fucking top comedy.
>>
>>2219964
Korean bot will return to his usual noSee level in due time, this tournament he gives a shit to get an early contract extension
>>
>>2219986
AWP feels extremely uncomfortable, i dont know why, i hate it in cs2, loved it in every other CS and was NUTTY, CREAMY, CRISPY with it but in cs2 i doesnt feel good
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god damn faze got drippy gru on the team
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>>2219991
Falkeks will play against mouz for the playoff spot (and most likely win)
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absolute clown games, what the fuck were falcons doing on ancient T holy shit
>>
>>2219995
i feel like i miss more shots with awp then i did in csgo, this subtick bullshittery aint working
>>
>>2219986
can't speak for the gun itself, but mr12 gives less awp buys since forces are so important
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>>2220000
she's so fucking hot
>>
Afterparty huh
https://files.catbox.moe/0pg73g.mp4
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>>2220007
>>
>>2220008
Its crazy to me cs2 promoters can only get 35 year old + to advertise their tourneys. Any third rate riot even has an army of 20 year old of whores lining up for a gig.
>>
Look at all these markeloffs itt
AWP is fine but different, people just play it like they play in CS:GO due to years and years of practice in that game, including most pros not counting obvious freaks of nature like m0NESY, ZywOo, sh1to.
I expect more molodoys in the upcoming years finally replacing those who failed to adapt, and at least 1 more AWP talent taking over this year.
>>
>>2220013
you still would, don't kid yourself
>>
>>2220013
no shit, riotslop is for morons
>>
>>2220014
>people just play it like they play in CS:GO due to years and years of practice in that game
lol no
>>
>>2219995
I play casually and CS2 just feels weird overall, I'm missing shots I feel like I should've hit and hitting random bullshit more than in CSGO. I'm all for awp being shit though.
>>
>>2220013
>Any third rate riot event
There are no third rate riot events. Every Riot sanctioned event has top tier production as they're the only one Tier-1 orgs participate in.
>>
>>2220013
Yea because young whores only care about games with strict support classes and quirky characters. CS is a game for old fucks. Only thing that attracts zoomers is the skin bullshittery.
>>
>>2220018
Yeah
Peak performers show even better results than before, meaning it's not the gun
>>
The Americans did it...
>>
>>2220014
>sh0ro
>freak of nature
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>>2220026
lol no, there is literally barely anyone left who "mains" awp, its almost exclusively just molokek and he is a shitter most of the time
>>
https://files.catbox.moe/56sj60.mp4
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s0mple has no positions named after him
>>
>>2220033
goat position howeveralbeit
>>
>>2220028
Is being at least a top 5 AWPer for 5 years not enough?
>>
>>
>>2220032
kek
>>
donk to bbc
thoughts?
>>
>>2220040
We don't share our gay fanfics here
>>
Captain America round
>>
n0k0 smoke ROFL i've seen better smokes on faceit
>>
>>2220040
he wasnt invited, magixx was
>>
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>
>>2220048
>hazards on
kwab
>>
HOOOOOLY BASED GODKY
nt s1mple unlucky you were against the schizo master
>>
goatky type read
>>
Don't tell me Falcons are going to bomb out here rofl
>>
Is broky just one of those savants?
>>
frozen you fucking stupid fuck stop trolling
>>
>>2220053
we can only hope
>>
>>2220055
yes
my retard goat
>>
s1mple probably asked to IGL in the D2 that's why he was talking shit so much.
>>
someone enhance these notes
>>
kyousuke's gotta stop chewing on his nails or else he's going to bald and mald like EliGE
>>
IS ANCIENT POLICE SIDED?
>>
hmmmmm
failcucks?
>>
>>2220065
Yes
>>
What a shit show of a round for bcg lmao
>>
>>2220045
but check out n0k0 gamesense
https://www.twitch.tv/eslcsb/clip/SuspiciousUgliestPepperM4xHeh-3MBNlFvsHr1k77Zp
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>>2220065
no
>>
IS ANCIENT VILLAIN SIDED?
>>
>2-7 on both streams
>>
AHHAHAHAHAH FALCONS NO WAYYYYYYY

wait I'm gonna jinx it, well falcons will win
>>
>>2220069
my sides
>>
ancient is good goys sided ;)
>>
>>2220074
I wonder which team in the advantage will end up losing...
>>
>>
>>2220069
kill niko somebody
>>
KEEP YOUR FUCKING GUN OUT YOU FUCKING STUPDI FUCK ING REATRDS
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>>2220040
suns1de to BCG (big cock GOAT)
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SAY IT WITH ME
SIIIIIIX
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>>2220086
>meow meow
>>
>>2220079
To:
From: Jeffrey Epstein
2nd Feb 2026, 1:00 AM

goyim clan take this one
>>
dude they're actually gonna fucking get eliminated last
ahahahaha
>>
there is no way players that are being paid this much performs like this .falcons must be a secret israeli project with the mission to destabilize saudi economic power.
>>
fuck you NRG you bots, what the fuck was that
>>
NRG RETARDS
>>
Monesy doesn't wanna go but.....
>>
should have been 9-3 to NRG; you absolute muppets
oSee gets flashed on boost and still stays on the line ??????
>>
STEP IT UP NRGGERS
>>
how can children of mirage and dust 2
some of the most braindead retarded but insane aimers
lose to NA
>>
>>2220104
esl sabotaged daps mic to kill momentum
>>
>>2219921
We are back
>>
>TaZ's beard getting grey
We're getting old
>>
>>
>>2220105
Nigga it's 7-5 calm down you are going to jinx it.
>>
>>2220113
there is nothing to jinx its literally over
it should have been 2-0
>>
Come on bbcgamers
>>
later sh1tstain
>>
>>2220116

betboomclan aren't playing retard
>>
Unfortunately I don't feel we're getting the NRG win today. Their T sides have been horrendous.
>>
s0mple ruined first map
>>
END OF THE ROAD FOR THE GOAT
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>before they can turn their gays
HUH?
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it's settled
goatky > s0mple
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Close one, but we made it...
>>
Let's fucking go nosee start spinning bro
>>
Never in doubt.
>>
>>
NOTHING PERSONAL GOAT, BUT THE SCRIPT WRITERS HAD TO GIVE THIS ONE TO US
>>
>>
GODCONS
>>
>>2220132
i need to smell her asshole, i will not lie to you niggas
>>
nrggas...
>>
bro if i wanted to look at mid hags i'd browse the local salon's instagram
>>
>>
>>2220143
-FROZEN
+DAGOAT
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>>2220133
wdym? the goat just farmed s0mple
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>>2220136
Yeah...
https://files.catbox.moe/pukahm.mp4
>>
Only bad guys winning today...
>>
>>2220125
>>2220143
>>2220146
ZAAAAAAAMN this one was indeed personal
>>
>>2220149
She just looks like ropz, i can't unsee ropz in her face, also desperate to looks sexy
>>
how did Jeorge whiff every bullet on a guy with turned back
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at least s0mple is the better aw-...
>>
>>2220153
>sees woman
>thinks about men
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>>2220156
i am a noticer what can i say
>>
>>2220153
>She just looks like ropz
To be honest I feel the same way.
>>
>>2220158
You are a faggot that's what you are lol.
>>
>>2220160
thats mega cope lol
>>
#FALCONSAREHERE
>>
nt nrg, you gave them a good run for their money
>>
GGs
>>
>>2220153
>also desperate to looks sexy
this, she still does silly dances for tiktok and instagram at almost 40
>>
>>2219872
you're a massive loser
>>
This osee nigga is decent
>>
i like sjokz as an interviewer but posting goon bait on a bi-weekly basis when you're pushing 40 is kinda grim
>>
for the next 3 maps i'm finno-hohol
>>
VINTAGE NAVI
>>
>>2220000
Screencap this
>>
>>2220169
I knew it...
>>
HiM
>>
>>2220170
Liquid should drop floptimate and bring back a true American sniper
>>
>FaZe vs MOUZ
>group stage
I'll be praying for my old fucks.
>>
-nertz +floppy
-siuhy +jt
-ultimate +osee
>>
>spirit beat g2
>a1
>navi qualifiy
>a3
>beat aurora
>(finally) beat spirit in semis
>lose to g2 in finals
keeno?
>>
makak broz why we do be killin our selves
>>
>>2219896
it's a thinking man's fetish
>>
>>2220180
historically a very even matchup but i'm feeling a mouz stomp coming
>>
fallen looking like he belongs on epstein files
>>
we managed to overcome the hardest opponent we'll face, now all that's left is to stomp frogs and ratz #falconsarehere
>>
>>
>>2220192
not today br0
>>
Surely Navi won't lose to some macacos
>>
>>2220192
I'm still mad that they brought him in so late
He could have saved Astralis so much earlier
>>
makakzee might throw
>>
I blame it on the dumb american coach wanting a tactical pause for his useless headset when the team was raping falcons

daps is a dirty faggot.
>>
futachads it's our time
>>
>>2220202
makazze still has no negative rated events since he joined Navi, he's not exactly carrying but he's definitely not the reason they're getting eliminated
>>
>>2220209
i was just making a joke based on him looking the brownest and his nickname, i'm aware of his good performance, i would go ahead and say he was carrying navi in at least a couple of matches
>>
nice half from molodoy
>>
>eliminate pari
>just to struggle against futa
world is unfair
>>
>>2220233
futa is good thoughever
>>
>eliminate pari
>just to struggle against pooria
PARI WAS SUPPOSED TO FILTER THESE FRAUDS NOT JOIN THEM
>>
Makazze will rape on ancient
>>
>Official: Legacy bench lux, reported to sign arT*
OH FUCK OFF
this has to be a purely management decision or some shit, what the fuck man.
i mean, to sign arT, not the lux benching. who hte fuck wants to play arT style CS in 2026.
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>>2220240
>Furia removed Ancient
End of the road for Navi
>>
>dumau shouting
cringe
>launx shouting
based
>>
I want to punch the furia coach, retard talking in russian like a retard.
>>
b1ad3 is a fraud coach
>>
> wonderful was gaped by molodoy
wut
>>
>>2220248
the roster is dead. they wanted change and it didn't happen.
>>
Who is FUT(a)?
>>
memes aside, is anyone genuinely surprised that Furia is beating Navi?
>>
>>2220259
me, navi looked dece yesterday
>>
>>2220255
put jL back on the team
>>
Just noticed the missed opportunity for a BC Game + Furia sketch
>30+ Portuguese speaking IGLs
>Russian speaking AWPers and rifler
Not sure what the punchline would be though
>>
>>2220264
make it a showmatch, igl + players who speak 2 different languages + coach who has to communicate in charades
>>
fucking JL speaks way too much, bring back Steel now!
>>
>>2220272
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389749/mythic-vs-sportsbetexpert-cct-season-3-north-america-series-3
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>>2220272
it is impressive in a way that jLoser makes st00l look good on the desk
unc had his co-casters sighing when he was on epl
>>
>aim at this point
>white crosshair
what utter subhuman recorded this guide
>>
>>2220272
the way he speaks is annoying, it's like he's placing a question mark behind every sentence he says
>>
>>2220189
kek he do be looking like a jew, and most conquisators in latin america were jewish
>>
futa is going wild...
>>
>>2220277
shit you're right.
>>
what are the odds FUT wins whole thing?
>>
>>2220279
>most conquisators in latin america were jewish
come on now
>>
>>2220285
/pol/ was a mistake
>>
>>2220286
jews are very happy with it tho
>>
>be hooxi
>go into corner to throw some "utility"
>aimlock enemies through map
>"yea we should go A boys"
>>
>>2220242
gotta be some internal beef, I refuse to believe somebody actually thought that arT will be an upgrade
>>
>>2220275
adjust curves in paint.net
>>
>>2220293
webm?
>>
>>2220298
it was a vibes based post
>>
>>2220299
ah
>>
im sure the tier 2 bums in FUT are cheating, but i aint gonna spend time watching their VODs just to prove it.
>>
bruh
Yekindar...
>>
yeki can smell them
>>
navi sharted...
>>
Furia haters big mad ohnononononoonon
>>
chinks and reddit are turning on zonic
>>
>>2220309
I love this AK skin
>>
>>2220312
idgi
>>
molodog misses
>>
>>2220324
>>
>>
>>2220326
fraudic will keep stealing paychecks until he's 50
>>
>>2220329
lmao
>>
GOD FALLEN
>>
unc is clutching
>>
PRESENTE
>>
professor masterclass
>>
how the fuck does Fallen keep doing clutches like this man
>>
>all body shots
fallen learned from the best
>>
FURIA 322 WHAT IS THIS
>>
Another FalleN 1v3 against NAVI on Inferno lol
>>
nice map from makaze
>>
>>2220348
they couldn't overcome the monkey style
>>
SHUT UP JL SHUT UP JL SHUT UP JL SHUT UP JL
>>
>>
So many mistakes from FURIA plus molodoy has like his worst tier 1 game of his career NAVI is confirmed frauded.
>>
>furia struggling against navi
kek thirdie dogs
>>
We will either have Ukranian's or Brazilian monkeys seething in 1 hour time. Life is good. A win either way.

#NAVI INDIAN PRIDE
>>
current match is BRICS vs Hohols :)
>>
fun question
does romania have a higher standard of living than brazil?
>>
>Euro hours
>people actually commenting the games and having fun
>American hours
>muh politics shitflinging and poor attempts at ragebaiting
#nooticing
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>>2220189
falleN is a freemason
>>
>>2220130
How Indian do you have to be to make something like this?
>>
>>2220372
>Euros
>boring
>Americans
>entertaining
nothing out of the ordinary there
>>
>>2220372
America is much better than Europe in basically everything. Imagine living in that claustrophobic cold wasteland. Pretty sure some of the countries there are smaller than some US states. Makes me sick thinking about that place. Even the "Good" EU countries like France and Germany are still shitholes.
>>
>>2220372
Is the usual /sp/ autist that discovered this general last year, one mentally ill guy.
>>
>>2220372
same on every board
>>
>>2220372
there is also an indian falcons hater who used to shit the thread and the icelandic poltard. there are at least 3 thread shitters from different continents /here/
>>
>>2220372
chikaner has severe mental illness [suffers from browneyetis], please go easy on him
>>
>>2220381
not me
>>
>>2220386
>suffers from browneyetis
>>
EDSHOT MACHINE
>>
#HOOXTFUP
>>
kek browns with brown african eyes seething
>>
w0nderful always sharts it on dust when it matters, i already see him with the grimaces and it's only 2nd round
>>
wtf molodog got on his forehead?
>>
>>2220392
it's hilarious, they think euros are boring because they don't have the mental capacity to discuss games, stupid afroniggers
>>
>noooo why is a geopolitical matchup like hohols vs BRICS cause geopolitical discussion
>>
>>2220381
Rip to the CS posters who don't know there is a /vm/ board (I was an /sp/ poster and didn't know). I don't know how long the generals have been around but I only stumbled upon this board in 2023, I would have loved shitposting with you guys before that.
>>
>>222040
bait
>>
Is the "doom" centered view model worth it?
>>
>>2220407
all i know is Zywoo started using it in early 2025, the rest is history
>>
where are you shooting aleksi neechan...
>>
very brawly game, a lot of fair duels given
>>
five-seven and smokes make fighting cts on eco rounds boring and retarded, fuck that gun its been a problem since last year
>>
>>2219848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83P6XQFdqa4
>>
>>2220407
Here is the most goated viewmodel
>>
>>2220404
Yeah before discovering it I didn't even know there was an active imageboard userbase that liked cs2 considering how much /v/ hates it.
>>
>>2220413
when u play you can't actually see the enemies through smokes or walls
although it seems like ever 3 games there is a talented player who can
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>>2220380
Well except for cs
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>>2220427
lol, i am aware of x ray, im talking about bullet traces
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futa bros, why are we getting raped, it wasnt supposed to be this way
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AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PROFESSOR NOOOOOO
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what the fuck is Aleksi doing? standing free kill in front of short smoke
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>>2220434
it's male on futa time
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i dun like playing on dust_2
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blunderful rofl
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>>2220434
tag:domination_loss
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w0ndershart activated
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aleksiB completely outplayed this round
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I dont think this game had a proper full buy x full buy.
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who's more cancerous on the genny, hohols or macacos?
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Furia will win this if molodoy plays his normal dd2 CT side
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>>2220438
disgusting
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>>2220452
youtube chat
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>>2220452
there are no ukrainians here
i've never seen a good brazilian poster
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futa is melting
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stop replying to the chikaner you niggerbrained retards
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy0n1kqHJYQ
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>>2220452
gonna say /pol/cels ngl
>>2220462
see? completely unrelated
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>>2220463
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
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>>2220462
oops, wrong board.
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fuck me you guys were right fallen has the sex offender glasses
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>>2220472
he's going for the larry nassar look
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yekiGAWD just gaped them in the (anal) tunnel
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RYU MY GOAT
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chadstralis
chad hooxi
futa homosexuals go home
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Navi is done
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HOOXI
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FUTa went flaccid...
h-hot...
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kinda hope spirit lose tomorrow so they can rape falcons again and get more practice
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It's over. NaVi are going to have to sign Russians if they want to stay completive. Brutal
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>"#2" team struggling against #8 team
kek
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kick cmtry
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>>2220484
they need goat
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>>2220484
this
hohol dogs learn their place
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LMAO
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BY GAWD KSCERATO WITH THE BODY BLOCK
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make a new thread retards
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>image limit reached

come here laddies

>>2216225
>>2216225
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>>2220491
>>2220492
>these are the retards you share /magog/ with
very grim
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furia hatewatching unsuccessfull
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back to back group stage exits, bravo n0vi.
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>>2220384
Everyone hates falcoons cuck, it's not just me. They almost got their bussy blown out by NRG of all teams today, don't get uppity with me.
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>>2220375
seething s0mploid

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