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>Previous Thread
>>2216225
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First for the GOAT Fragging IGL
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This is the thread
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>>2226556
Completely wrong
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>>2226557
This is great. That one sensitive f0zefag will filter your name thinking he's won but little does he know that I'm the real 0non. He won't know what hit him. Great strategy general.
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>>2226561
He and Blitz are the only acceptable contenders for the title.
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XANTARES will rape & gape molodoy's bussy
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>>2226565
*mel0dy
false king
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https://streamable.com/uw267n

cant wait for my goat
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>>2226566
You got me. I am a fraud :(
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>>2226567
XANTARES will have d0nk gagging and begging the tvrkish bvll to stop
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You can bet your ass that ESL will mute the crowd when Spirit walks out.
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brown v brown
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>>2226575
Good, i genuinely hate crowds
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>>2226572
aurora isn't even winning today
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if I never hear the daneglish accent again it'll be too soon
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where is banks nigga who si this baldy
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>>2226586
That's the ESL puppet sent out to suck themselves off
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i live 2 hours away from pgl cluj is it even fun going solo to a tourney
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HeavyGod will sit on MOUZ today
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who do i even root for, all human teams i like shat the bed.
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>>2226589
>is it even fun going solo to a tourney
absolutely not it's a horrible experience
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>>2226592
GOAT2
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Zyn it up bros!
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>G2 with the only audible cheers from the crowd
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snax bros
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Why is that dupree faggot doing the voiceover?
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fuck dupreeh
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>>2226589
hire a sexy escort for the weekend to sit next to and cheer for your favourite team
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this is unpleasant, I don't want to hear about this stuff I am here to watch cs
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>>2226599
>>2226600
How many Majors have you won?
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holy glaze
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>>2226604
Zero but winning majors doesn't qualify you to be good on broadcast. See jL as a prime example.
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bros i don't know who to cheer for. the turkish terminators knocked out falclowns and unc fallen is goated to still be playing at his age
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>>2226601
>hire a sexy escort
Surely Romanian whores are cheap as fuck no? 400€ for the weekend?
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fucking 0 hype wtf
yo guys heres the first match lets get into it....
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>>2226613
>fucking 0 hype wtf
That's what happens when you mute the crowd to appease assblasted ziggers....
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>>2226581
Left's a chicken
Right's a fish
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monkey stomp on roach time!
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>>2226618
insightful.
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>>2226611
exactly, an anon talked about doing this for a ufc event and then putting her in a coma afterwards and it sounded so good
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Roach raping monkey time!
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Vitality will win the whole thing again.
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>>2226634
We are grateful for that, really.
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>>2226634
Not if Mouzchads have something to say about that.
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>>2226635
They're lucky cisniggas are busy killing each other instead of owning them in cs. Navi would be owning them right now otherwise.
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https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389943/bcgame-vs-alliance-res-showdown-3-blast-premier-rising-event
meanwhile simple..
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>>2226640
shr0mple has his own major
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>>2226638
Lol those rats almost got fucked by falcons.
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I rise before the sun
Screw Wicadian Rhythm
I bathe with sandpaper
And my underwear is denim
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>>2226638
Please refer to >>2226591
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>>2226642
>Lol those rats almost got fucked by falcons.
???????
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389660/falcons-vs-mouz-iem-krakw-2026

Why are you failcl0wns clowns like this?
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>>2226646
Honestly I think the winner of Mouz/G2 today will win the tournament. I can feel it in my bones.
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>>2226647
>16-14
>19-17
Yeah, almost. Would've elimed them if they weren't massive chockers losing 5v3s.
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>>2226650
kyou and monesy are getting their holes gaped as we speak
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>>2226649
>if falcons played good they would've won
shocking revelation

Anyways they got raped by the Mice #Mouzeltov
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>>2226652
They didn't even need to play well (which they barely did), they just needed not to choke free rounds (which they did a bunch).
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>>2226638
Remember how many rounds with man advantage falcons threw against mouz?
A real team won't waste those chances.
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LMAO KEKXIC
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>>2226656
if you look like this, contact me
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>>2226655
>>2226654
So Falcons is a shit team? Got it.
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stop posting irrelevant chinks you obnoxious faggot
if you wanna post women post dona
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>>2226659
Yeah? That doesn't make mouz a good team and they will get raped by either g2 that almost beat spirit or by vitality that will rape whichever team will be in the grands.
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those are the kinds of rounds tournament winning teams don't lose
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keep posting irrelevant chinks you fine gentleman
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>>2226656
I see that bulge
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>>2226662
Better than shitcons.
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https://www.hltv.org/matches/2389950/faze-vs-heroic-pgl-cluj-napoca-2026

How likely do you think it is for f0ze to get raped by this ragtag group of mutts?
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roachbros...
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>roach vs makake
i couldnt care less
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>>2226671
heroic finna rape and gape f0ze
also i wanna facefuck yxngstxr no diddy
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>>2226648
>Honestly I think G2 will win the tournament. I can feel it in my bones.
Based
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>2. FURIA removed Anubis
That's how you veto against Aurora. Listen and learn zonic.
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Tourist here, what do you guys think about being able to drop utility? Shit looks retarded on some maps like Inferno banana.
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>the team that was one round away from getting eliminated while going 12-9 against the mongolz on inferno is now raping their way into the semifinals
Professor, I kneel.
But also, ksceRATO is underrated and I've been saying this for months.
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kek roachies
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>>2226682
i like it and in normal play it doesnt get nearly as autistic
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roaches RAPED AND GAPED holy shit embarrassing once again
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roaches are #weakmind, getting bodied on playoffs, same as always
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>>2226682
good, gives more tactical leeway. But yes it does turn banana into even more of a meme than it already was and valve should have removed it from the map pool yesterday
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beautiful professor masterclass
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what a shit match to start with
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Today im latvian and jewish
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Boring ass shit
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>>2226682
You could drop nades from Sept '21, it's a normal thing no one really thinks about all that much
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>>2226693
>YEKINDAR and mologoy play like shit
>FURIA STILL WINS
be afraid, that's the pattern
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FVRIAGODZ...
WE WON!
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>>2226695
uuuuh that's in two years dumb dumb
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>>2226695
how was it though?
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>>2226696
goyim will watch a whole map of reliable play and then decide players had a bad match because the rating wasn't green
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>>2226572
donk has a massive dick thats why he is so confident
imagine how big an average dick would look on him
now imagine he has a slightly above average dick or a big dick like the rumors suggest
would look comical
would explain why his gf is worshipping him and isnt sluting around like any other pros gf
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>>2226698
CHIKANER GET YOU GONE that the last (you) you get from me HIDDEN
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>>2226695
>olympics are done
QRD?
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JEETED
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>>2226701
chikaner can't cope with his own brownness
>>2226699
the white people olympics is on now
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holy fuck just 1 map win and look at all the monkeys itt getting uppity
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>>2226701
old yurope vs new yurope
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wtf is going on
int raid
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stfu, jL is talking
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How did POLINTniggers find this thread? Which one of you niggers talked?
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>>2226703
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>>2226718
It was me
I'm sorry
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we dont people like jl as an analyst? do they really prefer losers that can't even play like maui?
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>>2226718
sp threads
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>>2226718
It's probably that dude who's thread we ignored so he's shitting up this one to get it removed.
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>>2226718
we got cocky and made threads on /sp/ when a team got a big win, /int/ is hands down the most loathsome board on this hellhole
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>>2226714
chikaner is so brown and stupid that he thinks laughing at roaches means supporting monkeys
yes he's actually that retarded
he also thinks everyone is a yuro
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>>2226723
>>2226724
>>2226718
Isn't it just that 1 resident cuck chimping out?
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>>2226721
>do they really prefer losers that can't even play like maui?
We prefer neither. The people want Thorin and kassad.
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i want the 0 anon as analyst
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>>2226728
Yeah. My bet is that it's the no-inks-in-the-OP /magog/ unc.
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>>2226728
Its most likely just chikaner, a notorious mentally ill loon.
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>the canonical website of cs, hltv, has flags
>reeeee stop /int/posting
kek
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>>2226732
Where you @ ESL? hmu
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>>2226721
the idea that players make better analysts than... analysts is the reason why sports media is completely fucked
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>>2226721
maui shouldn't be invited to t1 events untils he's proven his worth, at least jL is entertaining
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>>2226738
they ban retards for /int/ spering on hltv
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>>2226735
You're just as mentally ill as he is. Both of you bring your unwanted /sp/ /int/ spam over here.
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>>2226738
>hltv
is that where we are? i thought this was 4channel
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>jl is entertaining
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>>2226732
I feel honored anon.
>>2226739
You can be my co-cast lil br0 (brother, not the player)
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>>2226721
I'd prefer the desk become even more of a retirement home for pros because I mute either way. Maui should kys btw like every other one of those faggots
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Is this the actual jersey badge or just MOUZ being smart about getting around betting ad laws?
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>>2226743
Yeah its my fault some manic psychopath made shitposting 10 hours a day his mission in life.
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>>2226738
Are you stupid? Just because hltv has flags doesn't mean you can derail cs related threads left and right. There's a subforum for discussing non-cs related topics. If you niggers want to talk politics fuck off back to your containment board.
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>watching desk segments
why lol, i'm watching wilson's ESEA game from last night til the next map starts
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>>2226748
>You can be my co-cast lil br0
we g0nna have t0 analyze in speech t0 text th0ugh. 0therwise the audience w0n't be able t0 recognize 0ur craft.
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>>>/sp/153281890
it's an amerimutt golem subhuman
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>>2226697
fellow wintergreen furia enjoyer
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>>2226758
thank god us americhads are immune to that
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KSCERATO WHAT WAS THAT
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>>2226751
>weeb faggot
>keeps posting about some chikaner or whatever the fuck that is
retard
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wtf happened to the thread
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>>2226762
faze fans are bored and angry
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macacos might be retarded racemixed animals but at least they're not being invaded by brown muzzies
the rest of spics get invaded by venezuleans though lol
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damn game is on fire already
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>takes FURIA international
>delivers you KINO
>revives YEKINDAR's career
Say thank you anon.
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it would be really funny if aurora and mouz were both filtered with quick 2-0s
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>>2226773
>say thank you
but i don't care about that stuff
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>implying they're letting mouz go out early
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>>2226773
thank you anon
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>>2226758
I like how all the browns recognise themselves that their presence is a punishment and are brought specifically because they're destructive.
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TECHNICAL ROUND from YEKINDAR
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no one cares polcel

shitting up the thread with destructive spam is brown behavior btw
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Xantares will cry if they lose kek
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>>2226785
he is brown though lol
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ROACHES TILTED ITS OVER ALREADY
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>>2226703
>would explain why his gf is worshipping him and isnt sluting around like any other pros gf
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brazilsissies...
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>>2226792
USA chads we aren't admitting our full numbers, let's get to #1
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Aurora is so outmatched it's not even entertaining, gg go next match.
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>>2226793
the catholics are winning
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>>2226792
As an expert on trannies btw, Brazil trannies have fallen off. Now it's ugly mutts with fake lips, bbls and botched tits. They had a golden era from 1990-2010 but right now you can't beat the ultra-femininity of the American trannies caused by chemicals in the water.
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i wonder how many ips this niggas has gotten banned
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why are muslims so shit at CS?
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Is Aurora from pakistan?
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FURIA vs the GOAT of GOATs tomorrow, I don't think they can do it ngl
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imagine how fucking annoying it would be playing with xantares knowing that he has a license to tilt and ruin the vibe every round and you can't say anything about it
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>>2226801
niko and hunter are good, so are the kazakhs
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LOL
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>>2226792
These numbers seem made up
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nasty pixel from KCSERATO
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End of the road for aurora
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>>2226793
you're a ethnic greek secular muslim larping as turkic
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where is that faggot who was hating on my wintergreen huh? We will rape you
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>90 minutes til the next match
wew
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lmao worthless turks
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rape
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>>2226825
Ehh, gives me time to cook dinner while waiting for GOAT2
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https://x.com/VLADOPARD/status/2019480196999749836
what are the chance that donk is actually racist
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how to fix this shitass format
>spirit/falcons
>aurora/furia

>vitality/astralis
>g2/mouz
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>>2226832
he knows nocries cheats
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>>2226832
>d2nk
Nobody cares lil bro
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>>2226832
big if true
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So far, meeting my expectations for this being one of the most boring playoffs we've got in a while for one of CS's biggest tournaments.
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>>2226838
>KSCERATO masterclass is boring
You a hater I see.
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>woxic drinking redbull at 3-10
Brother, it's over already. Get some sleep instead.
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>>2226835
>>2226836
>>2226837
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>>2226836
based
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>pizza just arrived
>game is already over because the turks can't play CS
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>>2226832
he's very racist, i like him even more now
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>Dead crowd
faze vs navi in budapest literally had the arena shaking
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>>2226843
gotta get that 30-40ms reaction time improvement.
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>>2226847
those turks have conquered europe tho
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Niggas be like: That cheating zigger midget? Yeah that's my goat bro.
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>>2226852
lolwhat?
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>>2226852
balkans*
once they met habsburg chads they couldn't do a shit
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>>2226853
EpsteinSL do be like that.
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Wow, I had no idea turkey was built on stolen land...
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rape rape
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>>2226855
>habsburg
kek always laughed at moorberians who were good slaves of their German Rulers
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fallen #33
never noticed that huh
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mad how slav(e)s are still doomed because western(cuckold) europeans gave browns EU citizenship
you must leave the EU to save your lands btw
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furia manager kinda cute
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>>2226860
>german
habsburgs were flemish though
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>>2226832
donk still lost and both played like shit anyway

https://www.faceit.com/en/cs2/room/1-c1e28124-cac0-4ba4-a178-5abf2ca4b19d/scoreboard

also, how the fuck did nocries queue into EU, VPN?
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do brazilian all block the 7-1 banner ad because it gives them PTSD?
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>>2226864
>they weren't german, they were german
?
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>>2226864
yeah
>the Germanic ethnic group living in the Flanders region of northern Belgium
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>>2226863
dont bully her come on now
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which turk do we blame?
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>>2226875
The new guy
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dont brazilians have a Hapsburg cuckstamp on their flag?
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>>2226875
yes
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>>2226684
Kscerato has always been recognized as good, even though he is a baiter his impact is undeniable
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Are they going to be talking for over an hour before next game?
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>getting uppity because you beat the worst team in the playoffs
lmao vira lata
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>>2226889
they were on their best form yet come on bro dont be salty
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>>2226886
Yes, the G2 mouz match is at 1800GMT. Fuck knows what they'll yap about for an hour though.
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>>2226440

Why not?

Black laminate, blue steel and rust coat are the thinking man skins.
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>>2226892
it's so over
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>>2226871
i would LIKE to bully her
https://litter.catbox.moe/l4k14jgy4v6qaccj.webm
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>>2226893
black lam took a big hit in the switch to cs2
looks too bright now
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>>2226893
>thinking man
>skins
oxymoron
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dupreeh said that cadiaN insulted gla1ve's infant son (that almost died) and then gla1ve confronted him physically at EPL S15
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>>2226622
how many plastic surgeries has this bugoid done
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>>2226703
who are these sluts
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>>2226711
you are literally and unironically a minority white country. like Peru trying to shit on Finland or some shit
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>>2226838
Katowice last year was like this, extremely kino group stage and practically all blowouts in the playoffs. though seeing Spirit get btfo 3:0 in the grand final which everyone thought they will win was extremely kino to witness, so overall i'd say it was worth it.
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>>2226889
>vira lata
someone translate
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>jews are winning no matter what today
just like any other day really, jewbros, we stay winnin
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>ITT: Pros you hope suffer a career ending, possibly a life threatening injury
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>>2226941
his career is already over
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>>2226941
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>>2226941
he is the best counter strike player ever btw
>but! but!
5 Majors.
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Yup I'm thinking I'm going to let myself a bath and enjoy the GOAT2 game from there.
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>>2226941
fattigan
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WE are watching oSee
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>>2226941
f0ttigan
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>>2226941
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>>2226941
every french player ever
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>>2226941
none, i love and respect all pros :D

FalleN and xantares and yxngstr and dumau and that fat fuck on 3dmax
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>>2226953
oh shit the qualifiers started, totally forgot
yeah im switching over to USCS kino
thanks for the reminder
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genuine question
why some peoples' teeth look like this? why are they so far apart? not to shame janko because my teeth are not perfect as well but there's a lot of people with teeth like his which looks fucking weird to say the least
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>>2226967
take it to the dental general sir
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>>2226941
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>>2226967
i dont use dental floss because i fear my teeth would end up looking like that
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>>2226967
Are you by chance American?
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>>2226956
you are our bitches
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>>2226941
Any and all russians. Also the one you posted.
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>>2226974
holy kekarooskis
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>>2226980
show me your country I'll tell you when you were on your knees sucking our cocks
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>>2226984
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>>2226835
generally everyone still thinks he is a cheating nigger, there is a video of a number of pro calling him a cheater before faceit "fact checked" everyone by verifying his skill in a day and now everyone covertly agrees he is a cheating nigger but add "but idk" at the end of the sentence

if he wasnt a cheating nigger, he would have been signed ages ago.
>>2226865
do you need VPN on faceit to que on EU? he played on EU for like a day on dec 8th to dec 9th with ping 90 on german server.
so he either was home in his kazakhstan / mongolia / far east russia shithole or in america without VPN
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>>2226941
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>>2226997
>MOUZ with a trophy
this is AI
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>>2226995
Apparently you can just change region in account options. I never tried since I have no desire to play beyond 20ms ping
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Old inferno was peak SOVL
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HUGE NEWS!!
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>welcome MOUZ
>dead silence
KWAB
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Lol the only reactions mouz got were some minor boos. People meme about vitality, but this IS the fucking team with no fans lmfao.
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>is it mouz?
>lets do that again!
humiliation ritual
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>>2227010
even on budapest with a packed ass arena no one gave a fuck about them kek

grim state of affairs for mouz
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>>2227013
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#VAMOUZ
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>Overpass
End of the road for Goy2
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>>2227014
kassad is right about MOUZ being woke. The only way to redeem themselves is for torzsi to go on stage an call their opponents fucking niggers.
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>fArt to Legacy
kek
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wait how is Heavygod 1-3 on second round?
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Another tech pause? Jesus christ
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>>2227036
MOUZsisters I dont like this....
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>>2227033
jewish tricks
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Twistzz, torzshit, if your config breaks the game you should be banned for trying to conjure exploits. Normal play does not result in tech pauses.
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>sungayus
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>>2226791
yeah and s1mple ignored her because she wasnt a sliut
thats not sunside saying moew moew its her friend
s1mple literally said in some other cs2 news post that she is boring and you know what that means for these rapey guys
she didnt instantly met him and such his dick
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>>2227036
why are there so many israeli top pro players compared to them being such a small country and cs region
in a game that is known for cheating.........
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GODTYS
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its over
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sunclownus
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>>2227044
you know too much about cs player personal life drama
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MOUZISTERS! START DILATING ASAP! XERTION NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT!
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this nigga aint shooting a shoot today
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mouz are just so bad
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5 rounds is enough
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I've seen enough, rape and kill sunpaypal
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Man just stay in the back and click bodies wtf
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i love this nigga so much
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the lobotomist is in
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HOLY SHIT THE GUATEMALAN HAS GONE INSANE
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THE DOCTOR WILL BE SEEING YOU NOW
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brollan is such a shit igl
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Sunpayus is so fucking bad.
Watch him life game for one side on dust2.
What happened to awpers everyone but zywoo and sometimes molodoy is completely fucking clueless.
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why does youtube chat keep saying these are two indian teams
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>>2227071
We got an Einstein in the thread
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mario if he a cs player and if enemies a goombas
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>>2227077
heh nice filename
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>>2227077
reported
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Worthless nigger
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BRUH
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>>2227087
they could have snax awping with more impact
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malbs heard yall niggas talking shit
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GODPAYUS
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16 rounds in first awp shot lol
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>>2227091
snax kills vibes and coaches I fear
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>>2227105
oy vey
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say sorry to the spaniard
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lol sunpayus is always warming up in 1st half
it was the same against spirit
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>>2227109
>>2227108
huh
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rip
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>>2227109
>>2227108
uh oh!
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BENCH HIM RIGHT NOW
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HOLY SHIT MOUZ IS GAINING AURA
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>>2227108
>>2227109
>>
Paypal you retarded nigger
>>
if we are being honest jitu got lucky as fuck to hit as many full blinds in the connector last half
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This nigga either popping or useless, no in between
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>>2227118
What is a properly lined up flash?
>>
Malbs back in form and yet sunpapi keeps shitting himself, this is the reason G2 will lose this.
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>>2227120
thrown with no info, do not speak up without knowledge balknigger
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>>2227115
>literally having G-d on your side
doesn't get more aura than that
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>>2227121
they need that hellmans stuff
furia wins because of it
may0naise is life
>>
can we beat vitality, jitubros?
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>>2227125
maybe, but not beat zywho
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IGL: vita
AWP: vita
rifler jew: vita
rifler jew vs brit: jitu
lurker: vita
I dont feel so good jitusisters....
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just got permbanned on twitch esl for saying MOUZ MORE LIKE DOGZ
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>>2227133
>speaking out against your overlords
idiot....
>>
overtime was never in doubt
#MOUZeltov
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I want both teams to win, so I'll settle for quadruple OT and whoever wins, wins.

Thoughbeit I also want G2 to keep losing brutally till they kick paypal.
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>misses
>misses
>wide swings and hit a no scope
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>>2227139
brokyesque
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jitu sis, not like this
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SunPaypal being the team burden as usual.
>>
F0ze:
-f0ttigan + p00hy
-Neo +Sycrone

M0uz:
-Sycrone +Xyp9x

There, 2 top 5 teams instantly.
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>>2227149
carrigan stays until he dies
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>>2227152
And drags f0ze into the grave with him

Fine by me, just release br1ky and fr1zen.
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>>2227149
>karrigan is the only thing making f0ze shit
kekekekekk
>>
gpoo
>>
>no lucky con blinds
>no CT wins
huh
>>
g2 are worthless
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>>2227149
mouz should also -jimi +pr
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>>2227155
Do you disagree?

How else do you explain a core of: Tw0stzz, br1ky, fr1zen and jc0b bombing out of every tournament?
>>2227159
*paypal is worthless
>>2227161
Is jimi really the problem though? What about xerti0n?
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>>2227120
why didnt they properly line up the flashes in overtime?
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>fr0ya using cricket references
kwab
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Mouz are so auraless that people in the thread started talking about faze during their match
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>>2227162
jc0bb is bad, b0tky is bad, fr0zen is a baiter
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>>2227163
PayPal's payment came through
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>>2227168
holy cope, you are factually incorrect on every count

and don't bother posting broky's stats, it's all fattigan's fault

are you f0nn's wife or his wife's boyfriend?
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>>2227166
that's a baseball reference dumbass
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>>2227172
Ah makes sense, because cricket doesn't have home runs.
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>>2227171
>and don't bother posting broky's stats
kek
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>>2227167
that avra right there
>>
my moussies :)
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f0ze are so trophyless AND maidenless AND fanless AND moneyless that they should just disband atp ts is just embarassing

just gonna leave this here:

https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/429/karrigan?startDate=2025-08-06&endDate=2026-02-06&matchType=Lan&rankingFilter=Top10

whoever's still gargling on this hippo's balls should kill himself
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>maybe sunpayus doesn't like the map
jL is hilarious
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>>2227185
I feel sad for all of you that don't know the feeling of faze hopium
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>>2227185
Also for reference:

Dzhami 'Jame' Ali Counter-Strike Statistics | HLTV.org
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/13776/jame?startDate=2025-08-06&endDate=2026-02-06&matchType=Lan&rankingFilter=Top10

Gabriel 'FalleN' Toledo Counter-Strike Statistics | HLTV.org
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/2023/fallen?startDate=2025-08-06&endDate=2026-02-06&matchType=Lan&rankingFilter=Top10

Damjan 'kyxsan' Stoilkovski Counter-Strike Statistics | HLTV.org
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/19677/kyxsan?startDate=2025-08-06&endDate=2026-02-06&matchType=Lan&rankingFilter=Top10

Boris 'magixx' Vorobiev Counter-Strike Statistics | HLTV.org
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/18317/magixx?startDate=2025-08-06&endDate=2026-02-06&matchType=Lan&rankingFilter=Top10

Dan 'apEX' Madesclaire Counter-Strike Statistics | HLTV.org
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/7322/apex?startDate=2025-08-06&endDate=2026-02-06&matchType=Lan&rankingFilter=Top10

Apex can afford to be shit like Karrigan because he literally has #1 and #3 on his team, not to mention the best anchor and the best jew.

b0ttigan is so fucking bad, every match is a 4v5, not to mention his garbage IGLing is holding back br1ky
>>
Don't tell me ESL is bane posting now
>>
>>2227185
do you even realize how hard he works?
>>2227189
>that first hopium puff of the tourney
>>
BROKY FRIDAY
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>>2227194
Yeah I bet all the cocks he works are hard.
>>
mouz aint surviving dust2 and mirage
good guys aint losing to evil guys
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>goatpayus
no one says this
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>>2227201
>one man spanish inquisition
it's beyond over for mouz
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>>2227204
He's the patron saint of match fixing tho
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>>2227204
i say that every other match and -sunkekus every other match
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gpoobros...
toledo has fallen...
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damn he lost some weight
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>>2227213
i know what you are
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>>2227133
>watching on twitch
>constant ads
>1080p stream unlike youtube 1440p
deserved ban imo
>>
they miss and you die
do you trust simple or torzsi to hit the shot?
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>>2227221
s1mple every time
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>>2227221
which version of s0mple are we talmbout?

current s0mple? fuhhhhhhhh no
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>>2227217
jimsskinny
>>
like pro chess players they have ass devices
major CS streamers use them too (notice how freakazoid is always tensed, day0z always giggles on his chair, dont get me started on ohnepixel)
i tried once but didn't enjoy it
that's why i'm hard elo stuck at lvl 4
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>>2227219
>ads
lol what
just install brave
don't tell me you're still using chrome
>>
PAYPAL YOU RETARDED NIGGER YOU DESERVE TO BE STRUNG UP ON STAGE
>>
KWAB2
>>
this nigga has to go
you can take coach too
>>
jimfatt just needs to tuck there, what a retard
>>
HeavyGOAT.
>>
tits jiggling all over the stage
>>
HEAVYGOD MY BIGGA I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU
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H E A V Y G O D

E

A

V

Y

G

O

D
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heavyGAWD
>>
HEAVYYYYYYGOOOOAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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mouz aren't even playing well
>>
N I K I T A
>>
>runs up mid to take angle with scout
>as soon as he gets to the angle he wanted he unscopes, for some reason
>a guy runs across at that moment
giga brain
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>>2227245
sounds like a girl name
>>
I and sunpayus have the same knife, butterfly night. the best.
>>
>>2227255
Do you also matchfix?
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sunpayus pls
>>
ok let's see the Mouz special call
>>
>>
Piss2bros...
>>
It's over for Goyim2
>>
heavygod...
>>
holy rape
>>
Todays bo3s were boring as fuck. Let's hope tomorrow's ones are better.
>>
MOUZEL TOV!
>>
>>
>>2227286
furia spirit, of course it's going to be kino
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vitality bros should we fear mouz?
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what a boring series, there's like 1 play I remember
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>>2227290
Kek, no.
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where is banksssss
>>
Execute this man immediately!
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>>2227290
yes.
#TeamWorkMakesTheDreamWork
#MOUZeltov
>>
Get that kl1m nigga in that team asap. Alternatively just sign regali, those broke ass niggas over at FlyQuest probably have to take any offer they get.
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>>2227301
-sunpayus
+torzsi
-malbs
+spinx
era
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>>2227307
>+spinx
No thank you
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>>2227304
regali is a sidegrade at best
>>
Furia v Vitality in gfs
3-1 Vitality
>>
can't really argue these aren't the 4 best teams this tournament, and probably overall. Falcons on paper should be top 4 but they are fucking atrocious as a team compared to Mouz
>>
-paypal
+s1mple
+kl1m
+hades
+degster
+regali
+however
Take your fucking pick G2. You are 1 AWP away from endless tropjies.
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>>2227318
>1 AWP away from endless tropjies.
same type of delusion as Failcons fans who thought they'll have an era after Magisk got kicked
>>
Honestly just dm woxic and get that dude on G2. No way he's happy on Aurora and under MAJ3R.
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>>2227319
Not quite as delusional. Falcons is disfunctional through and through while G2 has PayPal dragging them down while still riding on his CSGO days.
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>>2227323
no more brother wars
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>>2227323
>BRICS
lmao you exposed yourself as a thirdie, nobody from the first world think about that meme club being a thing.
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Vitality 9-2 Mouz since the current rosters were formed
brutal
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Freetality
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>Falcons on paper should be top 4
literally no one believes this
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>>2227330
one of the core battles of 4chan is BRICS vs firsties
>>
>>2227289
Russians vs tropical Russians
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>>2227331
Yeah but the matches got closer and closer each time they played till Mouz finally dethroned Vitality.
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>>2227323
>BRICS
>No ICS in sight
>>
>>2226832
donk is dating a tranny
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>>2227341
but then they failed to win the event, and got eliminated by Vitality two more times after Cologne...
>>
WoW! Davos jewish cabal globalists are running wild itt...
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>>2227337
by 4chan you mean /int/, and by core you mean you and and a few hundred mentally ill individual's obsession then in that case I guess you are right
>>
who we got? I like this wildcard lineup.
>>
s1mple is destroying Mail09
>>
xertion pregnant AND in labour, check HLTV!!
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>>2227380
hes not even in the server

>9-1 to 10-7 then he disconnects
>>
avid secret whiff LMAO
>>
s0mple and his team are getting gaped
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FalleN is literally Einstein.
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>>2227402
hm, i don't know
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>>2227404
fallen educating people who was actually behind that
>>
-majer
+karrigan
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>>2227400
>s1mple and his fellowship are getting g-ACK!
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>>2227404
Lmao
>>
No Fans Dan has raped MOUZ multiple times in the past, and tomorrow is not gonna be any different.
>>
nobody's talking about molodoy's disappearance act in an elite event again? (majors, krakow, cologne)
>>
based
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>>2227603
i didnt even watch the game
>>
>>2227603
Teams are playing around him, on dust2 Aurora didn't even bothered contesting suicide. That's why KSCERATO is finding so much space.
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>>2227630
it's the deranged molodoy hater
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Another semis spot wasted by mouz. I fucking hate this team so much. At least falcucks have started beating vitality recently unlike these mouz chicken players. Another EZ win for vita I guess.
>>
>>2227603
Could be worse. You could be midnesy who never makes super elite playoffs anymore
>>
>>2227736
I hope the 'Woo extends play to 5 maps
>>
>>2227603
im begging you to actually watch the games bro
>>
>>2227228
>just install chrome
>don't tell me you're still using chrome
>>
Faze up
>>
>>2227046
they run the betting sites
>>
holy shit aleksibot sucks
>>
>>
>>2226723
>>2226734
just how rattled are you lol
don't think that samefagging in the last thread was not immediately obvious
>>
>chopper #3
>siuhy #12
thanks grok
>>
Is Zywoo heading to be the next elder-god tier AWP/IGL just like Jame?
>>
is he back?
>>
>>2227988
He doesn't want to AWP.
If he ever becomes an IGL, he'll just be apEX but worse due to lack of any experience outside of apEX's system.
And no, NBK and ALEX shit were too short to matter.
>>
what the fuck is this
>>
>>2227736
Mother of all copes Mouz has a way better chance of beating shitality than falcucks.
>>
>>2228002
falcons are like 4-1 vs vitality since last season
>>
>>2228005
Are you counting that meaningless 3rd place match at EWC?
>>
>>2228010
>they didnt le try
>>
Where all all the female casters? I want Pansy back
>>
>>2228011
If you actually saw that match you'd understand. It wasn't just that Vitality lost, you could see it in their plays that they'd given up. Their win against Vitality at Blast was much more legit.
>>
>>2228001
radars
I hate albanians so much
somalis of europe
>>
>>2228001
just Albanian excellence, chud
>>
so spirit furia eh
>>
>>2228043
GOATkindar will humble D2nkey
>>
>>2228043
poopia loses
>>
Can't wait to see donk play such a privilege
>>
https://x.com/TheCSTimes/status/2020086980395299010
spirit is soul overload
>>
g2 it's time?
>>
I can feel a Mouz vs Spirit finals in my bones.
>>
>>2228069
you'll feel zywoo's dick in your ass soon enough
>>
>>2228069
spirit 3-0's if that happens
>>
>>2228073
Not according to my previous calculations: >>2226648
>>
krakow = who gives a fuck
SIMPLE IS PLAYING
>>
>>2227201
this mofo is only good against vitality
>>
>>2227988
zywoo doesn't have what it takes to be an igl or a captain.
>>
>>2228069
>I can feel a Mouz vs Spirit 3rd place game in my bones.
fixed
>>
>>2228071
Magixx is gonna sodomize no fans dan
>>
Snax masterclass in the making
>>
It happened. Maui has been outdone in terms of completely retarded takes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CaB1N0lrvY
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>>2228099
i would rather crush my greasy cock and balls with a boulder than listen to those guys talk for 20 seconds
>>
>>2228099
here at 4Chan, we love Mauisnake
>>
>>2228099
boo-hoo, arabian slaves are getting bad comments online, mecca foreign workers lose and people are mean to them, awww, hopefully they don't run out of dollar bills to wipe their tears =(((
why are hltv forums mean to soulless pedo-worshippers and goat-fuckers, forgive them for losing to parivision, why are you clowning on the first gay couple in cs history and lard fraud =(((
>>
bot s0mple
>>
Got the script for the semis and sorry to say this but it says it's time for furia to win something substantial
Professor will outcall magixx
Molodoy will outfrag shiro
donk will get shutdown
2-0
No double digits for spirit
>>
>>2228116
But think of the guilt poor NiKo has to live with now that he took the blood money :(
>>
>crowd in Poland booing Spirit
lel
>>
DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK
>>
y0kindar finna get gaped by d1nk
>>
ez4sh1ro
>>
Man is this nigga yekindar legit braindead? Taking a tec9 fight from catwalk against the m4 in connector?
>>
>>2228186
he was a diversion
>>
>>2228187
Even then why fight from catwalk? He could fight from under connector.
>>
Rooting for macacuria on this one
>>
>>2228189
I think him going catwalk that fast probably meant they are attacking fast b
>>
>>2228192
hmmm that makes sense
>>
>>2228191
>root for spirit because of donk
>root for furia because of unc fallen
>hate vitality because fr*nch
>don't care about mouz
>>
why the hell did kcerato peek
>>
>>2228191
>root for sp0r0t because of mag1xx
>hate p00ria because of monkey f0llen
>root for m0uz because of Torzsi
>don't care about v0tality
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>>2228197
he had to get it on
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>boo-hoo, arabian slaves are getting bad comments online, mecca foreign workers lose and people are mean to them, awww, hopefully they don't run out of dollar bills to wipe their tears =(((
why are hltv forums mean to soulless pedo-worshippers and goat-fuckers, forgive them for losing to parivision, why are you clowning on the first gay couple in cs history and lard fraud =(((
>>
>>2228196
>Fallen is cool
>Donk seething might be funny
Simple
>>
HOLY
>>
sp0r0t so fucking retarded istg
>>
K I N O
I
N
O
>>
Holy shit, this game is already more entertaining than both games from yesterday
>>
UNC STILL GOT IT
>>
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>sh1ro hits the easy shots
>>
where are the radar screenshots and dozens of forum threads?
>>
love (from) kazakhstan but mel0dy needs to be raped
>>2228214
seething falcuck
>>
d2nk
>>
>>2228116
both teams playing this semi lost to them too, get a grip retard
>>2228216
kill yourself mindbroken npc
>>
The Russian fears the Brazilian-Latvian-Kazakh alliance
>>
>>
>spirit can't even throw nades
fuck this team man
>>
>>2228218
awwwwww is the poor little falcuck having a meltie? :(
>>
Donk is overrated
>>
>>2228218
>both teams playing this semi lost to them
Failclowns the strongest team of all group stages
>>
holy fucking cinema boys, im gonna cum everywhere from this
>>
>>2228223
nah
underrated probably
>>
>>2228222
>>2228224
this is you >>2228201
>>
i still miss the old 1.6 Times with Teams like SK Gaming, mTw and NiP
>>
>>2228228
You failed your greentext, Mohammed
>>
>>2228221
>>2228055
>>
sp0r0t need to stop pretending that they're a tactically sound team and just start pugging

unleash d0nk, sh0r0 and maybe tn0r and have mag0xx and z0nt0x run support
>>2228228
kek a couple of jpegs has you mindbroken kwab!
>>
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LETS GO SPIRIT
LETS GO SPIRIT
LETS GO SPIRIT
LETS GO SPIRIT
LETS GO SPIRIT
LETS GO SPIRIT
LETS GO SPIRIT
>>
what is this hairstyle
>>
>>2228234
>>
>>2228235
The "going to Turkey by 27" style
>>
kek p00ria choking

classic y0kindar style
>>
>donk 160 adr
holy goat
>>
>>2228212
Rey was so fucking hot bros
>>
anybody know what song this is?
>>
>>2228242
get shazam extension. it usually works.
>>
https://x.com/Poloolpp/status/2020152448745140655
>>
>>2228241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itrgd-uu35s
>>
>>
>>2228242
Anomy5 - Phonk Metal

I used the "Google" app on my phone and it identified it instantly, fucking sorcery mate
>>
kill kpop niggers
>>
>>2228252
magixx is so lost
>>
>>2228246
https://x.com/Poloolpp/status/2019873853057495533

lol
>>
sh1ro clutching like mad today
>>
>>2228252
tsmt
even furries and bronies are less mentally ill
>>
just took a molodookie
>>
>>2228252
>>2228261
didn't even write anything just posted that gook whore how is that not off topic?
>>
>>2228246
>>2228257
my goat
there's a reason why this is the only guy who can get broky to smile for the camera
>>
Why aren’t these frauds trying to take advantage of the brown agents on the desert map? Is this esports scripted?
>>
okay sh1ro
start calling
>>
MOLOGOAT
>>
Get shat on
>>
>>2228265
all pro teams agreed not to use agent skins
>>
what the fuck was that tn1r play?
>>
donk go kill with AK
>>
i looked away for 10 secs wtf
>>
100vlogs plays today btw
>>
d2nk sh2ro
>>
can magixx call?
>>
guess all those views aren't helping sp0r0t now huh?
>>
why would you timeout a round with shit money
>>
>losing to Furia

absolute state of d0nk
>>
AHAHAHAHAH WTF AM I WATCHING
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father and son with the awp
>>
who is donk’s scapegoat now that chopper is gone and he still cant win games
>>
yuurih you shitter
>>
anyone else feel like cuddling with lil donk and kissing his massive forehead?
>>2228287
kek that round was funny
>>
>>2228290
in all honesty
the calls are horrible
>>
>>
goat igl???
>>
What a fake called by magixx
>>
can't believe I've seen zont1x go for a one tap and hit it
>>
How did shitria throw that?
>>
imagine zontix didn't get a kill
>>
>>2228295
>>2228296
>>2228298
fucking gigachad im fucking kneeling so hard right now!!!!
>>
GODt1x won’t let this one slip away
>>
>>2228294
?
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>go A i plant B
based magixx pulling out the silver mm strats
>>
>>
>>2228307
six seven
>>
>>2228295
>>2228294
)))
>>
>>2228305
2/12 was good call
>>
>>2228308
surprised that magixx did a good strat for the first time
>>
MOLOGOAT
>>
MOTOBOY
>>
holy MoloGOD
>>
BRUHHHHHHHHH MOLODOY
>>
holy shit lad
>>
moloGAWD
>>
CINEMA
>>
HOLY MOLOGOAT
>>
zywoo cant do that
>>
ts mel0dy nigga pmo
>>
arrogant little shit mutt
>>
aaaaaaaand ruined by NPC T-Pose
LEARN ANOTHER TRICK YOU FUCKING ONE TRICK PONY
>>
if only he didn't get sick in 80% of hte tourneys
he was sick during this one too
>>
lmao donk got owned bad
>>
That's already a contender for play of the year. If that was in a Major finals it'd be a graffiti play.
>>
I've seen enough, this year's top is zywoo #1, molodoy #2 and donk #3
>>
why they are forcing donk to entry?
>>
>>
>>2228330
zontix, tn1r and sh1ro are all baiters
>>
why the hell are the lights on in the crowd it looks awkward
>>
>>2228328
it wasn't anything special
>>
>>2228332
that was just spirit being bad
>>
>>2228330
hally training him to stop being a malding baiter
>>
>>2228332
I thought it was impressive, it’s an easy AWP shot because the first kill is running on molly panicking and Magix’s shadow is visible.
>>
>>2228339
>t. 900 elo
>>
yuurih lock in dumbass
>>
>>2228335
zywhoo could never pull off something like this
>>
FalleN + young AWPer leading in frags like the good old days
>>
d2nk
>>
when will spirit kick sh1ro? He's so fucking bad
>>
wew now for a quick d2 spirit win and a nice FURIA 2-1
>>
Furia have been so fun to watch this playoff
>>
>>2228332
zywoo would have killed him right at the beginning then smoked the bomb.
>>
>>2228348
sh1ro carried d2nk this map
retarded fanboy, watch the damn game
>>
>>2228339
>easy AWP shot
lmao if he was even half a second slower donk would've killed him and he perfectly predicted tn1r's trajectory
>>
CYYYKKAAAAA
>>
>>2228348
how about kicking donk?
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>>2228348
He had big clutch rounds and was the main reason why it even went to OT
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>>2228358
adr babby, shit swing
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I love how there's this blue line that merit-based hires on the left and DEI hires on the right
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honestly worrying for furia to struggle this much on mirage, with yuurih being trash and yekindar being nothing special, they got away with fallen and molodoy showing up
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>>2228364
all dei hires are above the yellow line
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>>2228364
guys on the right are the only ones who understand what's going on.
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>>2228364
admittedly i don't really listen to the analysts, is duppreh a dribbler then? i thought jL is the chatGPT bot?
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>>2228368
neither dupreeh nor jl were ever credited for their high IQ or high understanding of the game when they were playing
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who even watches the desk segments this is the break time
i cant believe that people watched enough to notice how horrible jL supposedly is
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damn, molodoy is a fallen babby, fallen telling him where all the ennemies are
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>>2228370
they both have the same problem of being unable to articulate themselves, but most importantly they're very dull and only ever stating the obvious, we need maui and voo for it to be entertaining
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they should introduce yellow cards for things like removing your headset during a game
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>>2228376
mad?
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>>2228376
>they should make the broadcast boring and sterile
kys
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>>2228376
you have autism
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>replace chopper with magixx because, bad mid round calls, fragging, and vibes
>magixx doesn't frag, calls even worse mid round, and the vibes are terrible
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>>2228376
I bet you thought adding VAR to football was fun and exciting, probably a fucking German too
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>>2228383
donk effect
hally needs to contact edward zeus b1ad3 and kane and tell them how they contained s1mple, and later whip that knowledge into magixx and himself
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>>2228220
>magixx dry peeking a 4v2 without using flash
THIS is the guy spirit have calling strats?
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>>2228380
yes, just like the admin was, have you seen the disgust on his face while molodoy was acting like a thirdie?

>>2228381
what happens on the server is enough for me.

>>2228382
yes and?

>>2228385
I like VAR, sadly the problem is that while the games are more fair, it makes the injustices feel even worth than before. I'm not german.
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magixx will get mindraped by fallen if they even make it to nuke
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>>2228394
>yes
stay mad then, loser
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>>2228392
yeah im wondering why while they can produce many good players, russia struggles to produce good igls
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>>2228393
-sw1ngle
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God Harry and Hugo so goated
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is d2nk gonna rage toggle like he usually does when they're down a map?
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>>2228398
Yes, I will.
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sick pistol
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>>2228394
Joyless and soulless. You are lost
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This is going to be the YEKI show
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>>2228408
how do I get out of this rabbit hole?
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>yekingawd feeling it on an aim map
umm, sp0r0t sissies??
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>>2228400
Try to tard wrangle a ruski in a match and you won't have to wonder much longer
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zontix sens is so fucking low and his aim is slow rofl
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Spirit with some Falcons-esque man advantage losses today
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>>2228422
what is this webm even meant to portray retard
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>>2228422
Is that Donk partying?
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>>2228424
armpit sex
>>2228426
yes
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heh
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>>2228424
a "human" who's 60% plastic
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>>2228422
stop posting these disgusting bugs retard
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zont1x about to drop another dust 2 banger
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>>2228422
>botox-filled, dead expressionless face
Remind me what's attractive about this, do kpop fans really like this?
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>>2228430
man she looks horrible
breathing like a fish out of the water, 1% body fat, very clear plastic surgery
hopefully she gets well after gets too old for kpop stans (18)
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Hot damn that was an awful hold. Everyone forgot to aim on Furia.
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yeah we gonna see nuke
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>>2228439
that's their real level
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Given how important the mechanic is, i wonder if valve will add smoke-break assists or if it's even possible to code something like that in.
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lol what a crazy round
>>
Hit em with a "rash B blyat!"
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HOLY FUCKING DONK WHIFF


SEND HIM TO THE GLUE FACTORY
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WTF THE FUCKING TEAM PLAY
>>
yekingod
>>
This series alone is more fun than the maps we had yesterday
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what a smart play from KSCERATO
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>toggling and still losing
oh no no no
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lol
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mologoy
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>>2228459
I really wanted to see his reaction.
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>>2228459
molodoy is so lucky he lived there
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>>2228459
zweih would have aced this
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The Brazilian coldzera.
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Ohnonononono Zpirit
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Donk is toggling isn't he?
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>gotta stop her
what did he mean by this? i know magixx is ugly but i thought he's a male?
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d2nk when pistols shoot back
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donk is so bald
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>>2228475
frfr
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Lucky ass shitty team
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stop showing the cute spirit fan I don't want her to be sad :(
okay FINE spirit can have a map 3, as long as they lose
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so lucky, zontix with 1hp gets two frags
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molodoy really needs an awp to frag
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>bodyshots with the deagle
>headshots you with random spread
how do you respond
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>>2228491
I don't need to because statistically those were likely his only frags of the half
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EDWARD!!!!!!!!!
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based donk
fuck that belorussian fraud
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that nuke is gonna be fire
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benny hill/scooby doo round lmao
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>guy holding pasha sign gets bigger cheer than edward in person
rough...
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>>2228511
POLSKA GUROM
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what a horrible CT side from furia
you're not jame or cadian, two-faced toledo, stop gambling when you have no idea what you're doing
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Can't do shit when molodoy is this impotent and no one else is stepping up
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man furia can't hold B to save their life holy shit
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>>2228511
why'd we cheer for a guy who got carried by zeus and markeloff
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>>2228511
>cheer for ukranian or homeboy pasha
hmmmmmm

also, i'd be surprised if half the crowd even fucking know who edward is
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>>2228402
feels like harry is overdoing it, as if he's copying scrawny's scream as loud as possibly gimmick when he's great without having to exaggerate his hype
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https://www.faceit.com/en/cs2/room/1-576d09a3-455c-4312-95a9-bbc93c58d409
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i wonder what freya looks like without makeup
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>>2228511
why would polish cheer for a russian subhuman?
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>>2228528
harry is just constantly yelling every round for no reason it's giving me an actual headache
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This spam is so retarded, but I can't help but chuckle when I see the retards in chat spam shit like this. What do they get out of it
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>having chat opened
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>>2228537
lulz
ragebaiting is fun especially when it's a low iq bait like this one
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>>2228537
they do it to put a smile on our faces
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>>2228491
he KNOWS you're going to crouch
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>jL on the analyst desk
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jL actually has nothing to add it's almost impressive
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>>2228549
epic twitter meme sir
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>>2228537
I just spotted this gem. A genuine jeet
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>>2228549
>jL on the analyst desk
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>>2228537
It's fun to ragebait ESLs from shithole countries. I used to do it to balkanfags by typing shit like "albania is croatia" and would get angry whispers every time
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>>2228558
>>2228549
>analyst segment about to end
>freja suddenly asks jL a question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwom49awRKg
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>>2228555
Im now keeping an eye out for this guys messages. Middle aged jeet spamming donk hate is hilarious to me
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>>2228558
fumbled more softballs than a one-armed lesbian
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jL literally cannot speak English. He's an ESL stewie2k, that bumbling retard.
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GLAWKED
>>
The Raped
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moloGOD
>>
moloBOT
>>
YEKIGOD
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
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YEKI is a Nuke T side demon
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how did fallen know... he planted that with absolute certainty...
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ok 0-5 how will Furia throw this?
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tN1R caveman almost killed himself kek
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>>2228591
he did it AGAIN... HOW IS HE DOING THIS...
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This is the IGL difference
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t-this is T sided, right?
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>NUKINDAR
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>>2228596
anon... nuke is...
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uhh 100t is losing to a nobody entry team that is 5-3 on the season
>>
GET RAPED
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9 on T side is almost a guarantee win
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>>2228598
don't worry furia advancing one by one and whiffing their shots did the trick
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>>2228605
Your monitor is upside down bro, they have only 6.
>>
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>>2228604
I don't understand what is drawn there
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>>2228604
>filename
huh, I didn't know thats how you say screenshot in Polish (Polish is my second language), its such a literal translation.
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>>2228598
LITERALLY TEARS IN HIS EYES LOOOLLOLOLOLOL
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>>2228609
need a closer view of his cells
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>>2228616
you learn every day
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absolute state of magixx.
>>
KWAB
>>
Should have spent more time practicing strats than making 6-7 jokes on FPL
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>>2228605
aussie cunt spotted
>>
Father and Son clutch once again.
>>
This is a back-breaker
>>
IT'S FUCKING OVER

kek I want mouz to win it all
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>>2228608
>>2228625
well shit I guess its a 10 instead
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d2nk is starting to play solo again, wtf
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ACK!
>>
Bro Spirit's legit playing like Falcons today. So many man leads thrown.
>>
AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>donk doesn't drop 3 kills
>spirit gets raped
>>
My god, Im a round or two behind cuz I was pausing, but god damn Furia is playing circles around them
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>>2228638
this mental collapse.
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>>2227603
xDDDDDD
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>>2228640
>kick you shit IGL but an actual IGL nonetheless
>put a fat obese fuck in his place because vibes
>throw man advantages just like the other pro FACEIT 5 stack
Hmm...
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Furia throwing
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>>2228648
it's not over
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>>2228605
Wtf prophet?
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zont1x is such a lucky faggot holy fuck KILL YOURSELF
>>
wait. watch zont1xa. can't be too careful.
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zontix is the only one with a strong mental in this team
the other 4 are mental midgets
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>>2228644
the game looks so laggy for donk and he still top frags
its obviously scripted

they want donk out of spirit so he gets forced to join falcons, this is the most obvious shit i have ever seen
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>>2228659
donk literally gets double-triple and quad kills every round, tfaq you saying
>>
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>>2228660
who's the asian chick in the middle?
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>>2228651
>2 months with new player to IGLing
>results are about the same
chopper wasnt gonna get any better magixx might
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>>2228662
he pushes solo like a retard on CT side
>>
>>
I'm creaming thinking about how much money people are gonna lose on this
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watch those furia shitters choke
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>>2228664
asa akira
>>
watch donk masterclass
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Surely the macacos can get 3 rounds..
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>>2228663
big dig dink
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>>2228665
Yea chopper was dogshit but at least they weren't losing man advantages like this.
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As soon as molodoy gets AWP it's over
>>
>>
zont1x headshot
>>
if evens i go to the store to get more beer (abt. 3km on foot) after this game, if odds i don't go
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okay zontix and donk game
>>
ZZONTIXXxxxx
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>>2228679
more like "do you feel in charge?" vibe.
>>
zont1x exit frag GOD
>>
>pov zont1x discovers headshots
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>>2228687
fuck
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>>2228691
starting your meltdown early, rusnya?
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>>2228692
he literally secured 2 free rounds with that little maneuver
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>>2228660
niko WILL get that boypussy
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MOLODOY YOU FUCKING NOOB
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>quick switches like a retard
kill yourself shiro
>>
magixx is not very bright...
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hally balding hard. it's over
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>>2228699
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/europe/russia-to-hire-40000-indian-workers-in-2026-paying-up-to-1000-per-month-amid-labour-shortage-report/articleshow/127569033.cms
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>>2228704
nigga do you not see who he has to work with?
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>>2228699
me on the ground
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its fucking over
>>
>sh0ro
KEKAROOOOOOO
>>
BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
playoff sh1ro
>>
VAMO
>>
Fucking baiter lmao
>>
wtf this molodoy nigga has a reaction speed or 0.0000001ms
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>lets walk in front of the awp!
are the retarded
>>
Bruh don't throw this Furia
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>>2228718
Adderall hitting like crack
>>
sh0ro thought he was broky doing the most retarded play possible. You are not him nigga.
>>
we have chopper at home
>>
VAMOOOOOOOOOS
>>
>crowd mics partially muted
>twitch chat jannies timing people left and right all match long, even giving bans
What happened today? did they blash Ye's HH on the mics again?
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
PRESENTE
>>
UNC STILL GOT IT HOLY FUCK
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Let's go SOPA DE MACACO UMA DELICIA CARALLO
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lets add back the fat tranny xDDDDDDdddd 3-14 btw xDdDddDDD 67777!!
>>
what the fuck was that CT side Spirit
>>
>>2228654
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Holy kek, losers in the server, losers on the frontlines
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Suddenly a FalleN 4k to finish
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>sharts
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Always good to see donk getting humbled
:)
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kkkkkkk
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>hype d2nk up in the trailer
>he doesn't even make it to the finals
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>another Spirit flop
Apologize
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>IF YOU DONK KILL, GG
>>
well I guess I will be playing ck3 tomorrow all night
>>
spirit is literally only what russians have, no world cups, no olympics, no eurovision. nothing.
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>>2228737
kino
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>>2228724
>post game team meeting
>haha guys 6 7
>donk stabs him
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And just like that, it's over
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donk is a multi kill con artist. you see his k/d and most of his kills happen in 5 rounds out of 15
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>>2228744
I don't need to apologize because I agreed with him
nigger thinking that magixx of all people would make a good igl don't know shit about cs, bring chopper back already
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>>2228747
we also have m0NESY :)
and I feel like many people who watched csgo prefer him over donk and spirit
overwhelmingly it's for donk, of course, but there's so much tourists...
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>>2228747
ENTER
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>>2228751
he peeked intentiinally into awp holding line on single in 4v4 post plant and it cost the crucial round on nuke
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>>2228753
Who?
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>w-w-*sniffles* why can't I *sucks up snot* a good IGL and f-father figure like The Professor on my team?
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>>2228749
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>>2228751
I feel like you can bait him easily, he's too confident
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>>2228751
in all honesty that is 5 round win with extra 3-4 round by economy break
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>>2228760
Divine punishment via being born a russian
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Spirit will only be truly great if they manage to snatch m0NESY out of NiKo's grip.
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What an embarrassing match
GODwoo would never
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>>2228761
KINO
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>>2228761
Xhe is beautiful <3
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>>2228760
come to Brazil
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>analyst desk removed jl to have fallen
thanks god
>>
So spiritsisters, who we kicking after this one?
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>>2228761
if you're not willing to go this far don't ever say that you're "committed to the bit"
>>
Russia goes crazy right now, not even 10 minutes since the news posted and it's already at almost 100 comments
I am gonna post some a bit later, gotta let them stew for a while
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>molodoy +11.26% round swing on nuke
wtf?
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>>2228775
the fat girl
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>>2228761
what's their justification to have a 22 year old IGL again?
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>>2228778
The real next s1mple (may0NESY in shambles)
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>>2228775
zont1x, really inconsistent and doesn't meet expectations
keep everyone else
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>>2228780
"magixx is more stable" (c) donk
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>>2228780
vibes
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>>2228780
fatgixx has le avra
>>
>Bo5 finals
FalleN should finally lift a Kato/Krakow
>>
mutt 1 > mutt 2
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>>2228760
literally noone thinks about fallen mate
noone, but techgirl cause she thinks he looks like her father and fatherless Brazilians
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>>2228787
*FalleN WILL lift a Krakow
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niggas really thought it was a good idea to schedule vitality vs mouz after FURIA vs TS lmaooo. no nigga will be watching that shit
>>
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>>2228751
He's unusual as a star in that that's his role though. He often plays hard entry and is basically the only guy who can run first into a site and kill three defenders multiple times in a game. If one of your players can offer you guaranteed impact like that by securing you 5 gun rounds, sometimes against all odds then its up to the rest of the team to pull their weight. I'm not gonna crunch the numbers but it felt like in the case where donk doesn't go nuclear and crack open a bomb site then spirit had like 75% chance of losing that round.
>>
wtf it's a dude
>>
>magixx 0.67 rating for the series
Really committed to the bit
>>
magixx is absolutely miserable on these interviews and that round table podcast
>>
This zigger is so fucking ass on camera and the rest of Spirit as well. Anybody who does thes "too cool to care" persona should be executed by the TO live on stream.
>>
>10 seconds of silence before answer
>gives the most boring one liner ever
yeah im thinking le avra or something
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>>2228800
>and that round table podcast
I only watched until Team Spirit appeared. What a fucking terrible combo for that video.
>>
i'm erect
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>good video
Gooning you mean
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>>2228804
I actually watch parts of the G2/Spirit segment but only to see what huNter- and HeavyGod had to say. I fast forwarded over the Spirit shit.
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>>2228805
what if jimmy said he watched some ai vids of her right then?
>>
how does jimphatmanage to look 35 and 14 at the same time ?
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>>2228792
Honestly MOUZ at this point should just anti-auramaxx (or auraminn) and try to steal apex's villain role, this nice guy incel team shit isn't it
>>
>>2228809
it was funny when Hunter said how the vibe between players changed in the last couple of years (people hang out less and everyone acts super serious all the time), and you see those 2 sp0rit freaks next to them as prime examples of that
>>
Just how many times did shiro choke? I just know it was him again.
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>>2228814
but if you auraminn it makes you cool, therefore raising your aura
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>>2228817
You're just jealous of magixx's avra, something, something 6 7
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>>2228809
It sucked but I just couldn't do it for my nigga HeavyGOAT.
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>>2228820
>Zywoo is a jew
>>
>ZywOo with the Twistzz tier trash talking
Stop bro, we know you want to apologize to the other team right after saying shit.
>>
>>2228818
once
>>
would love to see jimmy and brollan win some trophy
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>>2228818
Imagine making such an idiot out of yourself repeating that meme endlessly just for it to end up as your rating to exit the tourney. The heavens listened.
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>>2228826
Zywoo is a giant teddy bear.
>>
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>>2228826
Zywoo is from the north of France
if you know you know
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>>2228834
The Peak of Counter-Strike.
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>>2228820
There's no russians, indians, chinese or ayyrabs involved thougheverbeit, so it's just B for brazil not whatever brownoid hole you popped out of.
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>>2228835
Mixed with B*lgian blood
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>>2228833
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>>2228840
>when s1mple ranks you the best AWPer besides himself
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>>2228792
what results
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sheeesh
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donk can cope with more statfarming in the 3rd place decider
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>>2228851
2-2 since the austin major desu
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>>2228855
don't think it counts
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>>2228760
He needs Jame
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>>2228665
>chopper wasnt gonna get any better magixx might
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>NRG vs the most insufferable chud faggots to have in your pug lobbies ever
kek
god my region is so ass
>>
>>2228760
He needs NiKo
that dick will get him fixed in no time
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>>2228865
what's the deal with dea? i see that guy is memed on hltv but i have no idea who he is. is he also toxic like snav?
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>>2228855
>donk vs zywoo for the third place
would be kino
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>>2228867
Dunno man. Monesy's been whiffing more and more lately.
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>>2228865
This is what I imagine all my teamates/opponents look like
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>>2228834
He’s losing weight, soon he will mog everyone on top of being the goat
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>>2228870
all timbermen are unironically self shilling on hltv
they consistently play with people who have been banned for cheating and dea is dogshit who can't even hack it in na
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>vitality vs mousisies :)
the the team with 2 jews will win :^)
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>>2228870
Idk but I have the rest of them muted on sight
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>>2228877
>the the
nigga stuttering lmaoooooo
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>>2228882
that be the joke my man
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>>2228870
Yes he's just as toxic
And there's no meme, it's just their buddy from dagestan or some shit that's studying in the states
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>>2228883
>>
Unironically get Jame I don't think he'd be worse than 67 or chopper.
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>>2226684
Hey, it's even more impressive now. They need to win it all.
>>
why are you goys pushing the zypoo jewish meme? that's kinda antisemitic to do just because he's fat and ugly
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>>2228894
Why do you people have permanent persecution complex
Do you get off on feeling like a victim all the fucking time?
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>>2228894
no russians in the tournament I'm watching rn thougheverbeit
>>
did you know dupreeh was in astralis and that they won a lot? don't worry if you don't we will make sure to let you know every other week
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>>2228894
>Or is it butthurt belter eastern europeans?
Usually it's this
But
>Have they ruined your games or something?
This probably happens a lot too.
>>
maybe dumb question, but is Mouz mousesports?
>>
ENTER
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>>2228900
Well they probably wanted to run more d2nk propaganda in its place but they had to come up with something else now
>>
what is that music? were we the bad guys all along vitality bros?
>>
Ropz hitting the Merkel
Evil empire type shit
>>
jewbros, who we got?
>>
This bitch really loves to cosplay karrigan.
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>>2228903
Yes. That is/was their full name.
>>
ropz... >///<
>>
lmao they present Vitality as the villain and Mouz still get absolutely btfo by the crowd boos hahahah
>>
mouz more booed than vitality lmao
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>>2228903
mouz klan
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>Vitality has no f-
>>
Yep that’s a swift Mouz loss
>>
Today I'm French-Jewish.
RAPE THESE RATS
>>
Yeah I'm feeling a Mouz win today lads.
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>>2228892
I guess being french is not enough for them to hate him, gotta pretend he's jewish too
>>
what's up with the humiliation ritual
>>
mouz furia will be kino
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>>2228913
only because they kicked out siuhy
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>>2228927
But it won't be.
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>>2228894
the gog loves jame
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Ashkenazi xertioN
>moobs
>ugly
>balding

Mizrahi Spinx and flameZ
>good looking
>have their hair
>in shape
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>>2228894
>Have they ruined your games or something?
They actually did, many times. I hate playing with russians and french.
>Or is it butthurt belter eastern europeans?
Certain people are at fault for being kicked from 109 countries, just like russia is at fault for every single neighbouring country hating them.
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Praying Cologne won't have Scrawnders just like Krakow.
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spunjine kino
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>spunj and machine
i'm cumming
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Encara mezii
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>Messi beans tank is full
Pray for MOUZ's bussy.
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Russian reactions to Spirit vs FURIA:
>Interesting, how many times must Spirit lose Nuke for them to stop leaving it open?
>Classic sh1ro can't hit a shot when it matters, magixx was also invisible
>>Of course, it's everyone's fault but hally with his bum positioning, horrible discipline, horrible grenade practice. While this freak is leading Spirit, they will only float thanks to donk
>>Blaming sh1ro every single day: sh1ro misses - sh1ro never kills anyone. sh1ro kills anyone - you make wrong kills! Mama cat abandoned her kittens, sh1ro arrested.
>Spirit anti-strats are so easy, you just have to tilt them and it's game won
>Same shit, different toilet
>Record low morale in the team. Just sell donk for seven zeros to casinos or oilers and rebuild, this roster will never win anything again
>Can someone explain why Spirit paid $1.5m for a bag of Belarusian potatoes? Is this money-laundering?
>donk is entry-fragger half the time, the other half is entry-frag
>tears in eyes blur the enemies, right donk? just go next gg
>chopper please come back :)
>western analysts are complete fucking retards, I spit on everyone who thought fat granny will be a good IGL, low IQ trash
>donk said in-between maps that he wants to pee, hopefully they'll re-play nuke
>FalleN and Sidde beat the shit out of that fat faggot and his hobo dad
>Thank you molodoy, each loss brings us closer to donk in a human team
>disband
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>>2228894
there is like 1 or 2 eternally butthurt niggers here, the rest couldnt care less
>>
this was the complete history of Mouz vs Vitality rivalry in 10 seconds, Brollan throws a nerdy smoke for heaven for the execute and mezii and Flamez just destroy them in duels on site
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>>2228894
they're subhumans, they're annoying, they have shit attitude, they're just fags in general. if you never played on a EU server with bunch of russians you'd never understand it.
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>>2228942
>FalleN and Sidde beat the shit out of that fat faggot and his hobo dad
lmao, russians so ruthless
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>>2228942
>chopper please come back :)
oof
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it has never been more over of mouz
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>>2228942
>Spirit anti-strats are so easy, you just have to tilt them and it's game won
this is the key to beating d1nk
>>
You can tell they were really trying at the start, but at some point they had to start rushing areas (I guess Dark Souls 1 is similar, but that point occurs much later in the game). That first forest/castle area and the pirate cove are both really well done, interesting, with cool shortcuts. The tutorial area is good too for what it is. That falls off soon afterwards and every area becomes like a 5 minute attraction at a theme park and then you move on to the next.
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>>2228947
Nah you just need to watch Spirit to understand that.
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>>2228955
fuck wrong thread lol
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quick 2-0
sad
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>>2228950
Forgot to put a note, but it's a reference to Hally saying: "magixx feels like a son to me" so it hits even harder
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Mouzsaars, it’s over. We all know it’s over.
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my moussies :)
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apex has just zero spatial awareness
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>>2228957
>>2228955
what gaem you talking about? im curious cuz i like soulsgames and action games
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>xertioN once again chose bag
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lmao cursed drawing of zywoo
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That blue phosphorus M4 raped with shitty SYD stickers is a tragedy
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>>2228964
Dark Souls 2
>>
this a silver match?
>>
Already a boring beatdown. Truly auraless Mouz.
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>>2228947
You can say the exact same thing about every country in EU though, if you have opposite experience you need to start solo queuing
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>>2228942
>Russian reactions
>Half the faggots are from the adjacent countries spitting vitriol in the only language they speak and the other half is mad bettors.
Ebin o'course.
>>
Jimpphat lost weight and suddenly went back to his great form
Please someone lock Ax1Le in the basement and starve his ass until he's that skinny nerd
>>
Vitality outread Mouz this 5th round so hard they were just going freely for all duels, they knew everything that will happen even if they die
so ez
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>>2228974
You're just unfamiliar with CIS mentality around esports team
Those guys are full-blooded Russians and most of them are propbably mega-fans, they're just blunt and not afraid of saying what they think.
This has been the case for decades
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>>2228975
This is actually real, stop gooning and lose weight and you will hit 3.7-4k elo anons.
Look at every player up there, all turbotwinks
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How is this a semifinal?
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is it even in question that xertion throws for money atp?
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kek apex
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apEX just sneaking through smokes to fuck up Mouz lmao. This is so over.
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This is just embarrassing
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Is Vit so good or is Mouz just so fucking bad?
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.....
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>>2228973
false
i played many times with swedes, finns, pollacks, germans, britians, hungarians, turks etc. and there's very little chance they will act like total fags, while when you're playing with russians it's 90% chance they will be annoying retards
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>>2228981
Im not a good player, but I quit fast food and alcohol this year and am playing better than I ever have. I peaked at 10k on premier last season, and am at 15k now this season.
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???
How tf do you lose that
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>>2228990
unironically lying, you even included roaches in there lmao
>>
GOATLAN
>>
GODLLAN
>>
it's over, mouz wins
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>>2228997
turkoids sometimes are annoying especially because they ofter play stacks but it's not even close to being a russian
you're just mad because you can't accept that your countrymen are the most hated beings on eath
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>>2228997
da da igor
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>>2228990
The worst to have on your team in EU are Albanians, then any other balkanoid, then Ukrainians
t. personal experience
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>>2228990
turks also generally don't speak english and are completely uncooperative faggots + low iq + bad (with or without cheats)
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>>2228980
I'm familiar with everything, including the website these reactions are being pulled from. It's full of retarded polcels on both sides.
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>>2229004
also, when you talk shit about a russian in your team you can be 100% sure he will leave some butthurt bullshit comment on your steam profile after a game, and most of the times they write it in their subhuman vodka language that nobody except them understands
my profile is full of this shit
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>>2229004
>walks back
i accept your concession
>>2229004
i hate playing with mot people regardless of their nationality, i literally pretend to be deaf.
Its kind of funny to give info and cooperate with niggers in team but never acknowledge them
>>
apex ragehack game
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I guess furia v spirit will remain the only good match of the playoffs. Sad but this is looking like a fast rape.
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>>2229008
that's true but they're still leagues above russians
once i played a game back in csgo times, against 5 turkoids, and i started insulting their national hero ataturk, and one of them actually enabled cheats and despite leading the game like 13-5 he enabled cheats and managed to turn it into a even lol he was fucking turning around and not even hiding his cheats bro was so mad after i called ataturk child rapist
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>>2228997
Nigga you have no fucking clue. Even the nafris have better manners in premier than the russians.
>>
why is the crowd so silent?
>>
Maybe the cheating anal beads anon was on to something
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>>2229013
>walks back
how exactly? turkoids are subhumans as well, but russians are 5 times worse
cry about it lmao
>>
flamez is fucking awful
>>
Some Failcons-level throwing from Vitality here
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>>2229020
honorary nigger self report lmao
>>
ZywOo-sama...
>>
LOL
>>
GODWOO
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>>2229025
vitality been sloppy since the start of the year
>>
>best awper
>sharp rifler
>losing weight
Is there anything this Jewish God can't do?
>>
Lol reminds me of a conversation last thread. Niko can't be goat rifler, Zywoo is better with rifle than him.
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idk about their results against vitality, but mouz has really strong police sides
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>>2229035
ZywOo said he'd love to only rifle iirc
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>>2229037
Yeah bud, watch this end 13-6.
>>
botz
>>
Losing that round because apEX got a ladder kill would've been so fucking ass.
>>
Some decent fight from Mouz. They pulled all their T rounds from man disadvantages I think.
>>
ropz is kind of shitting his pants
>>
the goon god
>>
torzsi???
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>>2229046
sorry my estonian owner
>>
fucking pathetic.
>>
ropz outratted for once
>>
>>
so how come every other team HAS to made changes but mouz is allowed to be eternal losers?
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>>2229065
nyooo... my happy little chungus...
>>
>>
ABABAGAGHAHHAHAHAHA THAT FLASH
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>>2229065
He looks like less of a loser with that beard, if only he wasn't this "happy-go-lucky" bum but rather a star with ego then MOUZ would be actually somewhat interesting
>>
lol
>>
ngl that's shit counter strike I'm seeing, furia has the strong favourites
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>>2229065
i hope mouz disbands this year and torzi goes to g2
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>>2229072
Nah man, the fact that he looks like a redditor/millennial is the best part about him.
>>
NICE ROBIN
>>
wtf Ropz chill
>>
He's so kool...
>>
did they really lose two rounds to unarmored pistols ?
>>
ZYWOO THE CARRIED
>>
ropz locked in, it's over
>>
ropz just ignores all of upper lol
>>
mouz should be banned from tournaments
>>
mr kool
>>
>another mouz collapse in playoffs
And nobody is surprised
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>>2229040
close!
>>
Sponx you were supposed to be the carry not join xertioN in throwing the matches...
>>
What are your expectations for Vitality vs Furia?
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>>2229107
kino
last final every map was close and Vitality trolled with ancient, i assume that won't happen tomorrow
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>>2229107
2-1 for vita, webm unrelated but related
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>zywoo and ropz both at 1.68
strongest duo
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>>2229107
Should be competitive. Vitality's the #1 team but FalleN's a god at Bo5s and Furia beat Vitality in a Bo5 last time.
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I hate MOUZ so fucking much. Why do they turn into chickens in big games? Why? Losing to fucking pistols like complete bums. They did the exact same thing against faze on budapest. Grow a fucking spine for fuck sakes.
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>>2229110
donk and sh1ro?
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>>2229078
could be cool, there are actually so many teams that could create like 3+ contenders just by imploding
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>donkey and sh0ro?
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>>2229118
>>
Have Scrawny and/or launders ever been in one of these skits? Also most of these ESL commentators are surprisingly good actors.
>>
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>>2229120
no
because nobody likes them
the fact that frankie is there and those cucks aren't...
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>>2229121
FALCONS DONK KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>2229121
One can only hope...
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>>2229121
kek
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>>2229107
Furia showed more. they were resilient when it was hard, haven't seen vitalityturn around a momentum yet. also furia got a favourable map pool against vitality in a bo5
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>>2229121
drama queen
>>
ESL hyping up EPL like 80% of top 10 didn't skip it LOL
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>>2229121
humiliation ritual tomorrow, go to sleep, d2nk
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How hard is ESL SEETHING now that d2nkey has been utterly BTFO? Their propaganda was on full blast for this nigga ever since the event even began.
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Hahaha Mouz has no aura
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>"Hello Magixx could you describe your calling style and how your system will differ from choppers?"
>(Magixx)......................
>.............................
>.........................*ten seconds pass*
>.....................................(*slight smirk but stays silent*
>.................*interviewer appears bewildered*...............................................................
>..........................................................................................."67 donk skebob"
Amazing job Team Spirit, you promoted a retarded fraud to IGL because he makes donk laugh in real life. Your IGL unironically adopted a le coldsteel troll persona because his brain takes 10x as long to come up with something to say. Enjoy tier 4 when donk leaves this boosted roster of bots
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>>2229134
they're not, everyone who works in the scene are in love with vitality, esl, blast, hltv and every talent member except ynk
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>>2228380
>>2228381
>>2228398
>>2228408
Why are you monkeys like this? Why can't you discuss ideas like a civilized person?
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>>2229144
Why did he do that? Was he holding back tears or something? Even I was second guessing myself if the commentator said something to offend him
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esl is the best
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>>2229149
>>2229144
what when did this happen
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Yeah it's over.
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>people cheer for legends, they cheer for stars and they cheer for the underdogs
>MOUZ ARE NONE OF THOSE
hahahahahahahahaha
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>>2229151
Post game interview. Anon was exaggerating a bit but he legit just stayed silent and didn't answer questions.
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>even heckin wholesome chungus redditors hate him now
jLsisters... our response?
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It's over, Vitality washed
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>>2229151
In this interview the commentator asked him something like "What's next for the team?" and then he just doesn't say anything for like 7 seconds and says "Belgrade to practice"
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Nevermind, they are back
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This is why Mouz has no fans
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this is literally mental torture, it feels Vitality can win however they want and just gift rounds here and there for the hell of it
>>
GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWKED
>>
timeout
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>>2229156
I mute when I hear him
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for fuck sake mouz are you even trying
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apex should just walk over and slap them
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Vitality should just keep running GLAWKS for maximum mousebreaking
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>>2229158
>doesn't say anything for like 7 seconds and says "Belgrade to practice"
Keep in mind that Stunna rephrased the question and asked him a second time before he got that retarded answer.
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just spilled my cum cup all over the desk
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>>2229171
his english is actually very good so it's not like he had to rephrase anything
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>>2229171
he tried to roleplay as donk basically telling him that the question was shit and boring
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>>2229174
>his english is actually very good
He's still retarded tho. A good interviewer knows when he's speaking to a short bus kid.
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brollan >>>>>>>>>>>> zywoo
lmao wtf
>>
When will Mouz just fucking disband
This team is a complete joke, a bunch of no-aura subhumans who never accomplish anything more than stealing a playoffs spot, they have no hope of beating any tam that's an actual contender for trophies and even after YEARS they've shown no signs of improvement
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>>2229172
Spiritbro..
>>
I’ve seen enough I’m closing the stream. Mouz is so fucking worthless.
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>>2229171
he probably wanted to say something stupid but "funny" like "we get chopper back" but refrained himself by waiting before answering.
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>>2229177
if you have a shit attitude you can think of any question as shit and boring. is he supposed to ask xer what xers favorite food is or what dose is xers estrogen prescription? or maybe what cart xers vaping atm?
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>>2229171
Wasnt the question phrased in a retardedly weird way? Like he said "Whats next for the team, like literally geographically"
Who wouldnt get confused?
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>>2229182
They had aura with siuhy but traded it for more firepower
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>>2229078
based knower
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Man this shit is just depressing.
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>>2229186
>>2229188
Your being too lenient with magixx. This zigger was mad butthurt that he's even worse than chopper igl.
>>
tagwoo
>>
why did the esl added the Third Place Decider back?
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>>2229196
Possible extra VRS points for attending teams and a way to pad out finals Sunday without a showmatch.
>>
RAPEX
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>>2229182
take it easy lil falcuck
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bruhhhhhhhh VIT are fucking sick
how do you win against that? furia are cooked
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cs2 should add a "forfeit" option like in league of legends for matches like these
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>>2229196
VRS probably, more money more points
it's better than a showmatch if you really wanna watch something before the final imo
>>
fuck this stupid retard faggot
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK LMAOOOOOOOO
>>
What the fuck was that.
>>
Jimi bros...
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>>2229198
>>2229204
i bet Spirit and Mouz will be so "happy" to play this Third Place Match
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>>2229203
That's banned in pro play though. Pro DotA ffs matches.
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Fucking falkeks. Throwing 5v2s and v3s just to let these retarded niggers get raped by vitality in playoffs.
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Jimi is getting raped...
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>twerking on camera into godwoo getting that headshot
what the fuck was that round
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>>2229211
oh right, you just type "gg" and that's it
add that into cs2 then, sure
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vitality is playing perfect cs on this map
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>>2229078
hell yeah
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>>2229188
>>2229193
i literally just rewatched, it was a retarded question
>discussing strats and what went wrong
>CT side back to the drawing board, so where do you go from here, where do you guys go from here?
>mic to maggixx
>waits a second / two
>moves it back
>physically, geographically
>back to maggixx
fat tard was probably still thinking about strats and what they will do to fix shit
>zigger was mad butthurt that he's even worse than chopper igl.
you really need to stop seething, its getting embarrassing, i can't even call it a bait.
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mouz nxt just eliminated 100frauds from atlanta quals
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>>2229220
>chopper vs magixx
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see vitality keep fumbling rounds like that
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>>2229203
you can't surr in a pro game in lol you retard
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>molodoy vs zywoo
This gon be THE showdown.
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>>2229220
Isn't poiii their younger rifler prodigy? He was bottom of the scoreboard with 7 frags.....
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>>2229227
I am talking about pro dota, that you've mentioned, where to do ff by typin gg in all chat
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>>2229201
????
What does falcons have to do with any of this
Take your meds
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Mouz has all the potential, they just lack confidence. That lack of confidence leads to constant choking.
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>>2229233
Only fecalcons fans are seething about Mouzchads.
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>>2229219
It hasnt sunk in for most people yet that they have ask insultingly simple questions and treat magixx like the brainless retard he is to get actual answers
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like pro chess players they have ass devices
major CS streamers use them too (notice how freakazoid is always tensed, day0z always giggles on his chair, dont get me started on ohnepixel)
i tried once but didn't enjoy it
that's why i'm hard elo stuck at lvl 4
>>
They eliminated HeavyGOAT for this.
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>>2229236
Again, what does falcons have to do with mouz? They're also complete shitters but they at least are funny to laugh at
>>
flamez fucking mossad aimbot
>>
You faithless niggas just don't understand, trust the plan.

#Mouzeltov
>>
Holy shit mouz is coming back!
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>>2229245
>trust the plan
Get 3rd place? I am not convinced.
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a bit weird there are 5 israelians in this match
also 1 uk?
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mouz t side is dogshit
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>>2229245
it feels like vita are born jews and mouz are honorary jews going though humiliation ritual
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are they even good german cs2 players that could bring some "Aura" into mouz?
>>
Utter humiliation
>>
this tournament has been shit, the format is just terrible, matches with no stakes that are essentially quarterfinals with no crowd or risk of dropping out meanwhile the lower bracket only lets through 1 team per group, abolish the 6 team playoffs meme
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>>2229256
yeah but they are playing for aurora atm
>>
MOUZ donk
>>
gah damn mouzbros...
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cant believe mouz vs falcons and vitality vs aurora (map 1) were the true finals all along..
>>
LOOOOOL get out Mouz you have no power
>>
>mouz hater all alone with no one sitting besides him
yep exactly what i expected from them
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How the fuck does spinx not trade that
>>
where is the nigga with the russian reaction to sp0r0t losing to FVRIA?
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>>2229271
Dude your team is getting raped
Not metaphorically
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>did we come back?
>of course not
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>>2229272
no refunds
>>
Just 3 more rounds of suffering..
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>>2229256
the current players could have it if they were unleashed, spinx and xertion could be full blown villains just by being themselves but management have muzzled them
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>>2229261
ESL going full AI casters and production soon, you should be grateful what we have now
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>>2229273
Scroll up ya dumb bitch or learn to ctrl+f.
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God, almost every bo3 has been some boring dogshit so far.
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its os funny that mouz is hated because they lose to only vitality
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>>2229231
>I am talking about pro dota, that you've mentioned
i didn't
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>double nade suicide
fucking hell they just want to end fast XD
>>
the jew genes kicked in
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>xertion
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Has the IEM the worst Tournament System?
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>>2229211
>Pro DotA ffs matches
>>2229289
?????
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>>2229286
The only playoffs series worth watching so far was Spirit-Furia. The rest have been totally forgettable.
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lmao Vitality full pugstyle rush mid and nade dark
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>>2229302
Yeah, that's why I said "almost every".
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>>2229286
The Israeli agents would have you believing the competitive scene is stacked right now but in reality Vitality are the only actually good team in it
>Spirit got an even worse IGL and STILL rely entirely on donk getting 25+ kills every map
>mouz are the literal masters of the cuck chair
>furia have about a 30% chance to completely shart themselves
>falcons
>jitu potential men brought down by paypal consistently
>aurora literally incapable of winning an arena match
>navi need a week's worth of prep to beat anyone
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God he is so kool and based...
>>
VIFUARKINGDEITY
>>
>>
BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT BRO WHAT
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mouz are fucking terrorists for having these pieces and not selling them to teams that actually matters
two years of this shit man
>>
Yeah
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>>2229299
i said lol
since when lol (league of legends) is dota? is your brain alright?
>>
ropzgod
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>>2229311
>I am such a boomer these kids am I right
negative avra
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falchads rise up, this seasons remaining tournaments are ours
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>>2229316
>ropz
>6.66
Uhhhhhhhhh
>>
yo back up nigga tf u stayin this close
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>>2229325
I wouldn't worry about that
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>>2229287
same story in the poohy days. a majority of their playoff losses were to faze
they've always had a team they simply can't deal with and this time it's one of the strongest teams of all time and people clown on them
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FUCK THESE FUCKING FAGGOT RATS FOR EVEN ADVANCING TO PLAYOFFS
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>>2229324
isn't hikaru actually like falcons of chess?
perpetual #2 potential world champion that gets close to vitadeity (magnus) but inevitably gets raped
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>>2229324
>one of the most unlikeable esport orgs of all time
>signs one of the most unlikeable chess players of all time
pottery
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>>2229336
hikaru and firouzja combined aren't even close to gukesh and rest of indians in unlikeability, however
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>>2229329
people clown on them because they always get raped by Vitality, while other teams got better
like Falcons got better than Mouz and had much closer games against Vitality, G2 and Furia winning events against Vitality... meanwhile Mouz still gets slapped
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Could be interesting. We probably won't be seeing both Ancient and Anubis.
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>>2229203
>>2229203
>cs2 should add a "forfeit" option like in league of legends for matches like these
it's been banned in lol since 2013
>>
..........
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>>2229331
hes a pretentious faggot
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>>2229345
I can see Vitality again going full ego and picking Ancient after banning Nuke
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BESTWOO
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>>2229350
this tournament is much more important than Chengdu
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>>2229343
for what i've seen gukesh is neither likeable or unlikeable. i dont know about the other jeets.
the only nigga i've ever followed in that game was dubov and he was likeable
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>>2229343
i like firouzja, i was talking about hikaru
whiny, autistic little bitch who accuses people of cheating and then acting like that's not what he's doing. he's like kramnik but without any integrity or any courage to stand behind his beliefs
(no, i'm not hans niemann)
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>>2229356
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>>2229360
wait a minute...
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Please deliver the webm of torszi saying "we are the best team in the world"
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>>2229362
vgh
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kek
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can s1mple win LANs with vitality?
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>>2229366
Battle of The Cucks.
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>>2229358
i liked peak dubov but his falloff should be studied
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>>2229367
You think Vitality would sign s1mple?
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>>2229350
they never picked ancient
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>>2229358
he revealed himself as bitchmade after his squabble with niemann sadly
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I blame Faze and Falcucks for this semifinal, how did they lose to Mouz 0-2?
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>>2229364
"- on minecraft"
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>>2229378
because f0ze sucks, they were not expected to win
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>>2229374
Okay then force FURIA to pick it, semantics don't matter in the grand scheme of things
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>>2229378
Falcucks just choked. Niko's condition is infectious. Faze were straight up dogshit from start to finish. This would've been a much better bo3 but falcons just had to throw free rounds for no reason.
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>>2229376
trvke
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>>2229360
that tournament Astralis played vertigo earlier against someone and demolished them
Vitality played against Aurora who are also permabanning ancient and showed like 40 rounds of full buy rounds, they are not on that level yet. maybe in the future
they won't take the gamble i think
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>>2229384
well force is a big word, I believe they expect their opponents to ban it too
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Why is this manlet faggot trying to be ropz?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s83_q5RJT0M
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godwoo titmogging
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>>2229392
do you think we'll do it too for the thrid place game?
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Kinda close
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>>2229366
humiliation ritual
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>>2229392
>why is this manlet faggot behaving like that other manlet faggot?
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the race is NOT close
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Gotta suck being a mouz fan, it's like being a fan of falcons except none of the players on mouz are likeable.
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>>2229412
since the new HLTV criteria for loser MVPs from Bounty, basically Zywoo already won it, he just has to frag out a bit tomorrow and that's it, even if Vitality loses he's locked in.
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>>2229419
New criteria? Might've missed it, mind giving a tldr or a link to the changes?
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>>2229416
yimpphat is likeable
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>>2229421
not explicitly said but i mean Niko won losers MVP with 0.04 rating over nota, being btfo 3:0 in the final and nota was like 1.50 in it

in the past, they used to give loser MVP only for exceptional carry performances much higher rated than other contenders, but it's slowly shifted away from that. that's what i meant.
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https://x.com/Ozzny_CS2/status/2020237219194122617
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>>2229424
they also disregarded half the tourney to give it to him
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>>2229431
uh!
uh!
uh!
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>>2229431
everybody in that clip deserves to be put on a boat in chains and row themselves to liberia and then left there to their fate
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>>2229439
i agree fuck zypoo
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plays against the team TO paints as villain
enters the stage
gets booed
villain team gets cheered
villain team proceeds to absolutely rape you on stage
you have to play a 3rd place humiliation match tomorrow, where donk will full ragetoggle rape you for 50 rounds in a row
watch apEX or FalleN lift the trophy and celebrate
go home

seriously imagine being Mouz rn
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>>2229439
!DHLDROP
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>>2229442
trvke
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>>2229438
third dude is like that united fan. he won't cut his hair until donk plays another final.
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>>2229438
is this smart to do in Krakow, i don't think so
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>>2229448
kek
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How hard will mologoy and KIKECERATO ghost tomorrow?
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>>2229443
donk will be 2.10 tomorrow
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>>2229454
they'll get RAPED just like the last two times they played vitality
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we've all seen the tweets. I'd be a big vitality fan if ropz started tomorrow's match by saying that furia plays like a bunch congo apes
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do we call him d3nk if he beats mouz
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This makes jews seethe btw
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>>2229078
-broky
+torzi
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>kwab
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>>2229510
wasted hungryan talent on f0ze
torzi to g2 is the only way
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>>2229511
looks based
best of luck to my goat mir, what could have been if jame's pc didn't crash...
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>>2229513
G2 should get Martinez, Malbs should have another Spanish speaking bro and he's 2x better than sunpayus
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why is malbs still fat if he hasn't been in america for years
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karrigan's mouz wouldn't have lost to vitality
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>>2229510
We already have our little quirk chungus, we don't need another. We need a retard with some swag.
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>>2229517
when you get fat you develop certain cells that are good at storing fat
these cells will exist all your life if created
so once your fat its difficult to get thin
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>>2229524
fatass cope
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I blame Faze for killing the scene for another year. Faze fluking themselves into the Major finale prevented a huge domino effect of roster moves.
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>>2229517
his gf is fat too. it's like trying to stop smoking when your partner is a smoker. impossible.
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>>2229521
lilbro...
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2331805/vitality-vs-mouz-ecs-season-7-europe-week-2
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2335642/vitality-vs-mouz-starladder-major-berlin-2019
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2336332/vitality-vs-mouz-dreamhack-masters-malm-2019
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2338373/vitality-vs-mouz-epicenter-2019
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>>2229539
not his fault
chrisj and woxic were pulling the team down
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so are spirit bad or furia are just that good?
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>>2229533
Bro really thinks if they lost to Red Canids things would be different lol.
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>>2229551
simply outcalled
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>>2229571
kwab vs kwab
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>Plays 1(one) BO3 against S1mpleCSGOD
>Instantly becomes BADAZZZ
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https://x.com/HLTVorg/status/2020247256868290866
what did they mean by this?
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it's the year of the bees again
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https://x.com/tweez223/status/2020219488570847626

wtf brazilian femolodoy
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>>2229630
honestly that badling is worrying, he should take chems about it. it doesn't look like a bald pattern but like an alopecia generated by stress or something.
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>>2229630
Donk needs to be the awper and shiro can go in first and die. I hate his mental illness sniping style and donk having to watch 3 bots throw every round he doesnt multifrag must be fucking torture
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is we watching the finals
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>>2229690
nah I'm working tomorrow
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>>2229690
yea pua vs nrg gonna be kino
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>>2229690
yeah fuck superb owl, fuck the ozempycs
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>>2229695
wagie ass bitch
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>>>/v/732521624
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>>2229630
It turned out that the sweet talking 3.9k ELO Frenchman was a FPL's heyday back-to-back-to-back champion... which makes him harder than a coffin nail. But right now, that's the last thing on donk's mind. Ff tn1r, zont1x and magixx don't wake up in the next 6 months, he knows his legacy will be buried with them. Why would anyone care about the so called "GOAT" if he has a 0-10 record or something against the actual GOAT?

Danya, the tit, he's praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be.
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יש כאן יותר מדי שנאה כלפי mouz
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>>2229727
wtf
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>>2229366
ah fuck me there is a game before the final tommorrow? Waste of time
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>>2229629
bih didnt know who was MOLOGOAT 5 hours ago and now she be enjoying the fame of looking like him
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>>2229629
https://x.com/rbradau/status/1871342547471405193
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>>2229827
Shit like this is why I hate women.
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AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YUROBROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING THEY LOST IN COUNTERSTRIKE HOW CAN WE BE SUCKING UP TO THEM GEOPOLITICALLY NOOOOOOOOOO RUSSIA WON
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>>2229827
Who?
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>>2229835
I think I'm face blind because I don't see the similarity. The molodoy one yes. Also why are people so cringe, he/she tweeted that at some athlete, bro he doesnt care
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>>2229873
for me the similarity is way bigger than in the molodoy's lookalike, i actually laughed out loud seeing this, it caught me off guard
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There's also donkina.
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>>2229853
how is she supposed to react to deranged mentally ill cs fans swarming her with messages

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