bathosdilatetime

bathosgoontime

>the discord tranny shit is actually real and not just a meme

>>2492049
here's the actual last thread retard

>>2436508
>>2436508
>>2436508

>>2492092
can you link this post to prove its not edited? him talking about ss13 is basically definitive proof that its him

>>2492152
https://bsky.app/profile/bathosbathtime.bsky.social/post/3kfpfdgnzqv2o

Why are we pretending vgstation jannies being troons is some big suprise like we didnt know this already

>>2492092
archived
https://archive.is/7Do0K
also archived his profile in case he locks it
https://archive.ph/8c5Gm

i was literally going to say the disingenuous way he approached the deadmin request reminded me of leftist video essays, and now it turns out hes a tranny chaser or some non binary abomination

>>2492220
This
Idgaf if pomf,bathos,kromkar etc are trans if you have an actual problem with someone like how they play the game or how they run the server talk about that instead of their gender i dont care what they have between their legs i only care if they are good admins/players.

>>2492092
I'd like to believe this is a shitpost because
>extremely basedlooking
>narrow shoulders with zero muscle mass
>bulb-shaped head
>balding with cope bangs
>i'm le middle class blue collar worker! look at my dirty PPE!
>tranny chaser

But something tells me it is not.

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>>2492220
>>2492255
Is the only thing you people know how to do is be disingenuous? You're correct that whether someone is a cis woman or a cis man has little correlation with how they actually play or admin, but it's retarded to think that someone being trans doesn't affect that when transgender people center their entire identity around being trans and there's studies that show that trannies are more likely to be autistic and have personality disorders like narcissism, which is pretty relevant to how they behave in-game or as an admin. It doesn't make sense to put those people in charge of a social roleplaying game. They are literally people who cannot function in normal society and demand everything caters to them, and if those demands aren't met they try to infiltrate positions of authority to enforce their mentally-ill worldview, and if they can't do that, they just try to slander or destroy the lives of whoever isn't bending over backwards for them.

An open-ended sandbox roleplaying game cannot function if these people are allowed to populate it, otherwise it turns into a boring hugbox like 90% of hub servers. Deadmin Bathos.

>>2492255
We did talk about it, and the tranny cocksuckers locked the thread without any real discussion.
Besides, trans garbage has proven itself time and time again as absolute poison to any community.

>>2492266
>But something tells me it is not.
he mentioned ss13 on this account in 2023. the odds that some random that uses his unusual username also shares his niche interests are astronomically low

>>2492092
>Bluesky user defends Kromkar's faggy overzealous moderation.
Yeah, it tracks.

>>2492314
Delete the discord, then you save VGstation

i hate social media so much. in the context of the game i really do not care what you're doing online as long as it's legal, it's fun to play with you, and you keep it as private as you can. it's kinda jarring to go from "he's fun to play with and doesn't break the rules" to "oh he has a twitter where he shoves dildos up his ass and posts pictures"

i am not one to shame someone for their sexuality, but i find things like that disgusting and a sign of mental unwellness

>>2492266
anon, as someone who's interacted with /vg/ since the early days and played video games with pomf, bathos and a bunch other oldfags, i can 100% assert that this is him and its deeply fucking funny that his bluesky was "googling deity's discord handle to find his linkedin," levels of easy to find. bathos used to pretty regularly discuss what he does out in the open too iirc and i can vaguely remember him saying something about being asian

>>2492092
The way this mf looks lines up with every interaction I've had with him. Narcissistic and limp-wristed.

13monkeys doxxing BathosBathtime is hilarious, and totally on brand for him

nigga looks like him and dietylink was seperated at birth

>>2492421
For me it is akin to someone being an actual pedophile.
Yeah, I don't care if you fapped to Linetrap in 2008. I don't care if you fap to anime 1000 years old lolis like weebs do.
But that is just too much.

I remember back when vg station had good natured, edgy humor. Now it's just all the angsty and angry neckbeards that drove out all of the normal people. Such a shame.

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>>2492471
watching someone constantly hating someone for their race and later risking it all to get them to safety is peak. same for someone discriminated against.

when you see someone dragging someone they hate, or hates them, to safety is cathartic

>>2492471
>normal people
you mean bluesky users?

>>2492494
wtf are you talking about, if someone hates on you for your race, call them poor or stupid or insult their mother

>>2492496
damn you got triggered by this, you're depressed nigger tranny, deal with it or kys

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>>2492498
what is mean "faggot"?
*smile

Well, he is a gooner tranny chasing weeb and potentially a furry, but it's not the end of the world. I don't see why people feel urged to defend something this silly.

at the very least he could've been a twitter or 4chan hon chaser (he never retweeted any trap, just hons that dont pass)
being a bluesky tranny chaser and even having a bluesky profile is what's unforgivable tobe really honest

>>2492536
its probably just 13monkeys making a meme account and then deploying it now that bathos has made him mad

>>2492541
cope tranny

>>2492471
this isn't a commentary on whatever flavor of the month bullshit you faggots are on, this is just actually the case for the people in this server, yall are angsty depressed people rn, including the players and admins

>>2492505
Who drew this

>>2492556
bro imma fuck your mother until she gives birth to your new brother, just wait

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lmao look at his follows

the server headmin seething for years over the 4chan thread, and instead worshiping bluesky furry trannies is valid to be concerned about

Vgstation is too rotten to the core
The only way to save Vgstation is to abandon the one lead by Bathos and make another better Vgstation

>>2492562
i am not comfortable sharing that. it was a gift and i don't know how the artist feels about having their username posted

>>2492595
I think its just over, 2016 was the peak of this server, and 10 years of shitty reinforcement has made every player and admin literally retarded

Great opsec btw

>>2492595
Like fstation?
On a serious note, I do not think it's possible, pop is low as it is, not enough players will jump ship to make the switch attractive to anyone on the fence.

>>2492603
OBJECTION!
shifty would not have last posted on xitter in 2024

>>2492632
nigger you have been psyopped by the jews, this mindset is delivered to you by billionaire niggers

I might be too normal and normal looking to play this autistic game.

>>2492674
Bathos never plays it, so perhaps not.

why is the pop so high lately

>>2492811
Odyssey saved pop
>Some autist plays Odyssey alone because they like the Away Mission stuff
>Someone else logs in, because someone else is playing they decide to stick around
>Creates a positive feedback loop for pop
The most difficult part of getting pop on this server is catching the initial players, once a few people are on it starts climbing quickly.

>>2492811
Drama

>>2492811
New map, school's out, ss14 imploded, and the retards bumping this thread with their drama making it appear more frequently in the front page of /vm/

>>2492817
Good thing the discord faggots drove away the coder maintaining the map then!

>>2492827
>ss14 imploded
qrd?

>>2492606
It's like this everywhere desu. Every gamer who isn't an unstable furry(optional) faggot with aspergers has been ran off or has retreated to one of those off-hub grimshart seekrit klub servers and never looked back. Essentially domestication syndrome.

>>2492879
pbj or whatever his name was had a mental breakdown and left the project

>>2492883
why? crazy to think he used to be one of main coders for /vg/ back in the day

>>2492837
>Good thing the discord faggots drove away the coder maintaining the map then!
real?

>>2492811
Bots

13monking

>>2492933
He left because he got mad that people told him that disassembling half of the entire ship to make room for the things you need wasn't fun, and that "I pulled the layout from a different server" wasn't a good excuse for the layout to stay bad.

how do we get the admemes to start liking the thread again

>>2493196
start taking hrt and posting your trans asshole itt

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lmao what the fuck. Didn't have that one on my bingo sheet.

Filled Cryo with mutagen and acid as a nonantag.

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>>2493264
Ban upgraded from job ban to perma ban due to history of bans on other servers such as tgstation

I think we need a latino-ran SS13 that's Latin America themed
First worlders are too weird to have fun with stuff and racism
And instead of Vox and Insects we have Paraguayans and Bolivians
There are no monkey cubes, just Brazilian cubes with a 30% chance of being perma aggro'd when you hydrate it

Thoughts?

>>2493188
well a lot of the people bitching are wastes of space that voted to keep jungle into rotation despite the fact that it kills pop every single time. i wouldnt stick around for this either if i was in his position
btw bathos is a tranny chaser and a furry

>Blonichu's gone
>Yvvel's gone
>West's gone
>But we keep Kromkar and the headmin with a gooning addiction
What the fuck can even do at this point? We're losing good men left and right and only the gayest faggots stick around.

>>2493520
You cant do anything you're not the headmin you dont get to decide whos going to be admin and whos not.
The most you can do is fruitlessly complain and get ignored.

is there any way to play this as a complete noob without the possibility of getting banned?

>>2493593
not in current year

>>2493593
Yes go play on monkestation.

>>2493593
Just don't kill anyone and you'll probably be fine. A lot of people are willing to teach their job to people that ask.

>>2493593
I guess just ahelp when you get in and say you're new.
Don't fiddle with atmos or explosive stuff.
That should be fine.

>>2493593
>is there any way to play this as a complete noob without the possibility of getting banned?
Avoid killing other members of the crew, don't fuck around with bombs or plasma or anything else that could put holes in the station, stick to low-responsibility jobs until you know what you're doing and you're golden.

>Read the introductory articles on the wiki
>Select noob-friendly job in a department that has other people in it (cargo tech, chef, bartender, etc.)
>Read wiki article(s) about that job and department
>Play those simple jobs until you've got a handle on controls and basic mechanics
>Rinse and repeat for whatever you're interested in, moving up to more complex jobs once you can tell your ass from a hole in the ground

Also it's probably a good idea to turn off antag rolls until you've played enough rounds to know how your job and department functions and you should also tell your co-wokers that you're new both IC and with the LOOC verb. Everyone was new at some point and lots of people like to teach new people. You could also have a dickhead ling/vampire/tator for a co-worker who will disable your sensors and husk you in the first five minutes of the game, but that's spess for you.

>>2493593
You can use LOOC (local out-of-character, as in, out of character messages only seen by other players in your vicinity, not server-wide, to ask stuff).

>>2493245
he was fun to play with and didn't seem like that much of a rulebreaker, free my nigga
if someone was evading but hasn't done anything bannable while they were evading, they should given amnesty since they proved they could follow the rules.

>>2493593
In a different time, yeah.
Nowadays, no. Every admin will assume you're an alt account and instantly assume the worst when you inevitably make an honest mistake. You'll have to rack up a bunch of living hours doing nothing or boring jobs like station janitor before you try learning anything with consequences so the server jannies think you're just a regular player who made a fucky wucky and not a griefer. Even recently on this server a beloved new player was driven away because one of our schizo admins thought they were an alt even though they were obviously nothing like the person they were accused of being an alt of.

Also people on VG will claim to be new player friendly but it's really not, you're lucky to find anyone who will teach you anything more than basics and if you don't do your job right or ask for help from the wrong people they will just shit on you in-game even if they don't know how to do that stuff themselves. Your best bet is to just observe and watch how other people do their job and read the wiki extensively. Maybe set up a local server to experiment with things yourself.

>>2493789
>Even recently on this server a beloved new player was driven away because one of our schizo admins thought they were an alt even though they were obviously nothing like the person they were accused of being an alt of.
Accusing someone on Discord like this is based 4chan culture in action according to Bathos.

thank you based kromkar for permabanning one of the few players who was willing to teach new players while also harassing a relatively new player until they stopped playing
you really are a positive influence on our community

hey lil klonky

>thread gets popular and bumped a lot
>new players start to join
who woulda thunk it
but uhhh, down with the thread
lets go back to our discord tranny echo chamber

>>2494006
And all we had to do was get rid of the faggy slopper so that people didn't look at the thread and instantly go "I'm not joining this shitshow"

HEY LITTLE BUDDY
HOW'S IT GOING TO DAY?
KROMMY IS YOUR NAME
JANNY IT ALL UP, BOY
SHIT IT UP! OR THE NEW PLAYERS ARE JUST GONNA STAY!

I will light the whole world on fire

I have 0 remorse for my actions and i will do it again.

Kromkar = Clown Car. N1ppl3s r@p1ng Lil Clown car! G0ne wr0ng goon s3xu@1

is sacred trying to cover for kromkar by handing out retarded fucking permabans?

>>2493245
It seems less of the 15 potential alts, and the fact he logged in twice into a current round and got caught.
>>2494312
headmin gave him the orders from the look of things

>>2494722
the median admin iq is 100 but headmins lower it to room temperature

this place really is a psyop isn't it? guy gets caught breaking the rules that have been in place for 15 years and you all jump to his defence immediately.
incredibly weird behavior. if you guys want a server that has no rules, go play on hinas little server together, you'll be able to get a good enough pop with how many of you there apparently are.

>>2493334
I would get too much pussy

>>2494014
lol, you never fixed the original problem, they're going to leave as soon as they interact with you

>>2494895
No one wants to play on your shitty server. I also don't want to play on this shitty server anymore, since it's obvious the admins don't give a single fuck about what players think. Engaging with that deadmin request in such a dishonest way was unhinged no matter how you look at it. This month started with GermanSanta's completely unnecessary permaban, and since then, things just got worse and worse until the creator of the most ambitious project we've had in years had to quit yesterday. Admins see everyone around them abandoning the sinking ship, and they just don't care.

>>2495042
Because you've burnt them out with genuine retardation for so long, that now that you have a legitimate concern, its the same as retardation. You made way too many ban requests and forum posts complaining about people, they've marked you as a sensitive faggot

>>2495051
They shouldn't ignore ex-admins and players that have stuck with the server for a decade or more simply because they don't like the OP. Purity spiral is what's led us here.

It's kinda interesting. I used to love this game until I ran into the admin kabal's chimpouts. I used to think they were chill until I had to deal with them.
Now, I feel kinda sad for these fucking dweebs. Think I'll just bully them instead.

>>2495061
It's the frivolous ban requests, the emotional discord and thread posting, its not the OP, its the people within it not understanding how to approach conflict with precision. You played yourself in the end.

>>2495072
What you needed to do at the start, was gather a number of people to apply for admin positions, and then get rid of Bathos

I agree with the ban on nothingeverhappens (even if a perma seems excessive) but think there probably should be some leeway on situations where someone is solo playing and they multi key because there’s no one on to help them at all, they are impacting anyone else’s game and they’re on a map like Odyssey that doesn’t have space hobos

>>2495085
overplaying your hand here a bit pal

>>2495072
Players have no obligation to air out their concerns in a retard friendly format, but admins are obligated to listen. You choose to ignore important members of the community at your own peril. Kromkar isn't more important to this server than player trust.

First Germansanta the teacher of newfags. Now Nothingeverhappens1 he multikeyed literally to make round ends seem more populated to boost pop. Literal shitmins

If Johnny just admits it(since what the trannyjanny saw is damning), owns up to it, says he wont do it again he could be back in in a week. Multikeying to save your solo NTEV run is not that bad.

Come on Johnny. We miss you.

>Bans the guy that was boosting pop by joining on 15 diffrent accounts at the same time
Jannies just cant stop trying to kill pop
They want it at 10 players ingame max
They cant handle it if it goes over 20

I can't say I care about people multikeying in low pop as long as they have a no-antag-chance character, desu.
Multikeying to get antag is a different thing.

Every admin sucks. Lets just be real. Getting rid of bathos won't matter. Nipples is there. There's always another retard to take the others place. This station is boned.

>>2492811
College is out for the summer in the US

>>2495876
damn, average player has no life experience, not surprised

lil' krommy is a coder now and he's coming after the new map! https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/39327

>>2493593
literally just dont go out of your way to kill people if they haven't wronged you.

>>2492811
summer

This is the heaviest division I've seen between with players and admins on this server. WTF happened?

>>2496264
13monkeys drummed up a lynchmob again

i wish someone who wasnt retarded would literally just host /vg/'s code, 1:1 and just update as new stuff comes in and not change anything. not even a fork or a rebase but just something like /vg/13 without tranny chasers

>>2496308
do it yourself, I could, but I don't want to deal with you faggots

>>2496264
Admins literally do not play the game at all and rarely even log in just to admin so they are completely out of touch with the how the game actually is.

>>2496405
yes they do, and i don't think what you are saying is true. there are times i did something stupid, messing up the round for someone else, and i got deservedly slapped. i was mad at the time, seethed at the admin even, but i learned from it and i think have become a better player for it

>>2496491
problem is a lot of times they just go against fun. one of germansanta's ick ocks were him posting bees on bee days since they banned him for that

>>2495042
>I also don't want to play on this shitty server anymore
God I wish you were serious 13monkeys and would just fuck off

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>>2496491
this post reads like an admin pretending to be a player

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>>2496660
i can confidently say that is not a post from an admin

Admins should always be active players. Always.
Not gonna play for months? Then why are you admin? To tickle your little taint?

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>>2496111
>That locker in the middle of the Infirmary.
And it seems like he upvoted his own PR lol.

>>2496855
It's cringeworthy to upvote your own pr but this is inarguably a better, more complete, and far less cluttered map than the original iteration. Adding the extra doors to the choky mess between medbay, cargo, and kitchen alone would make it worth speedmerging.

lil kromky trying to get the heat off by reworking odyssey

Kromkar has completely redeemed himself in my eyes.
Everything he does is to make the server a better palce and he should ban 13monkeys next, before going on to ban anyone else whining in the deadmin thread.

>>2497017
Are you blind. Opening strongdmm.exe to edit a map isn't gonna solve his insecurities and ban hungry habits

Can I get a list of Kromkar's characters to avoid interacting with him at all?
I dont wanna rummage through the public logs

>>2497211
He doesn't actually play
Just adminwho

>>2497211
Alice Conrad

Bots Crashed the server

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this

>>2497446
Dont worry about it

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Holy Bots!

>>2497455
>>2497446
Falseflag by lil krommie is blatant btw

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>>2497460
It's so over

>>2492811
Is it? I haven't played since around 2023 or so. I remember when the pop exploded during Covid. Was sad to see it get so dead only a couple years later. I miss the days when the server had a good 10 hours of mid pop (~33 people) every day.

>>2497084
poorly edit a map*

wanted a cozy round but wizards had to kill everyone. what happened to going in quiet

Well since drama has chilled a bit I wanted to share a funny

>be tayiorswift
>introduce a new bartender static Stefani Germanotta
>thinks: surely the only person likely to understand this is Doldrums
>Fiyah immediately comes up, hugs, and walks away saying nothing
>wonders: HOW DOES LEON KNOW ITS ME

In spite of all the drama and divide I’m glad this game still gave me a fun silly moment (and yes i know it was probably obvious that it was me but i thought it was funny)

>>2501641
I was going to yap and stop by more often but I figured you were playing a different character to lay low so I tried to not turn the bar into a pvp zone

>appealing someone else's ban is LE BAD!
crazy how most of our players are wrong about almost everything. kromcuck and whoever agrees with his bullshit can get fucked

How do you find a good server with people who you would actually have fun to play along?

SS13 powerscaling
>The Mothership (Ayys)
>POWER GAP
>Unnamed Earth (intergalactic) Government
>The Wizard Federation
>Nanotrasen / The Syndicate (tied)
>POWER GAP
>The Shoal

>>2503577
Time Machine

>>2503610
birds are kinda important. i like the medical birds

>>2503577
Get all your friends together and start a new server.
You're not gonna find that from any of the servers currently available in 2026

>>2503615
time machine?
What happened?
>>2503836
Got none that would want to try this

It's probably not a good idea to post the server online either, especially on a public board

>cargo technician
>get right to business with the QM
>suggest a cargo medbay at the beginning
>QM says no, he has plans to host a pizza party
>follow him onto the shuttle while he explains
>get stunbaton'd and greytide implanted
>explains how he'll set the party up in bridge and then send in a shitload of fuel tanks to blow it all up
>agree to help since i'm implanted (duh)
>set up an RCS system in the process for a couple of departments in case there was still work to do before the plan got executed
>get roughed up a little by the wizard in the process, find out wizard nuked cargo and killed the QM
>they find his implant but don't remove it(?)
>sec later comes up to me and tells me to keep my nose clean, no implant removal or anything
>tell the QM they know
>he's like fuck it we ball anyways
>go eat some reishi in botany because i'm starving, ended up getting poisoned by them
>taken to medbay, implant removed
>later tell sec the QM's plans
>they keep it in mind (so they said) and thank me
>one locker nap later
>QM has bridge party room almost set up
>help clear a free access door path in the secure window, get shocked in the process
>a doctor gives me meth to "cure" my burns
>the meth also gave me brain damage, which i find out about during the actual party time
>hide away, eventually get depressed
>plan on killing myself in spess with a welder tank
>get ready to exit through the cargo shuttle airlocks
>discover the shuttle is docked at the station, and that the QM just started sending in a shitload of welder fuel tanks into the bridge via portal
>run and hide
>kaBOOM.wav
>crawled onto a pod and hid for the rest of the round
there was also an early morning lamprey but my experience wasn't quite as eventful

How do I bypass the sticky ban? I know you can do it, but I can't remember how. The Colonial Marines people are so peevish with their rules, I couldn't help but want to fuck them over.

>>2504005
Emulator?

>>2504084
Confused that with virtual machine

>>2503991
I appreciate when medbay doesn’t immediately remove implants.

>>2503991
Greentext your lamprey round anyways

>>2504207
I end up doing this pretty often but it's usually an accident. I'll see "unknown body" on the scanner and pull it out thinking it's bullet shrapnel then remove someone's freedom implant or something.

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dishonest little worm

>>2504005
You need to change your IP, CID, remove all traces of BYOND from your machine, and make an account with a separate password IIRC.
VPN can take care of the IP part but major hub servers are using IP VPN detection nowadays, so you might just have to wait until your ISP gives you a new IP.
A virtual machine will take care of the CID and BYOND installation part, but you'll have to tweak the settings (hard drive serial number) to make sure it has a unique CID and not whatever one the default VM setup will give it.
If you don't want to use a VM then you have manually delete all leftover BYOND files and registry entries or just use something like Revo Uninstaller, then either use a CID spoofer, get a new hard drive/SSD, or find some way to flash the firmware to change the serial number. Changing the serial number in regedit doesn't work anymore.

>>2504600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxre60tQQ7k

The method outlined in this video works last time I tried it, and is very fast and easy

>>2503610
why are the wizard feds lower than the normal feds?

>>2504614
I heard that the CID spoofer that was available on UnknownCheats had malware put into it because the person who made it was annoyed at retards asking a .exe since they were too stupid to compile code themselves, Idk if that is the same software or not but I would make sure to run it sandboxed first to test

>>2501641
Everyone involved should be banned

>>2504614
>>2504625
Actually I just tried, CM still stickybanned me. An injector no longer works on that server it seems.

>>2504621
Realistically they should even be below nanotrasen. Your average wizard does not win against a durand.

Nvm, scratch that. I bypassed the stickyban for CM.

Funny thing is I don't even grief that much, the game mode is really fun when you have a nice slow two hour game. But eventually I get bored and just want to start teamkilling. The trick is to shoot at your allies while they're being attacked by the aliens, so it plausibly looks like you're not a griefer

>>2505190
were you inspired by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVQ6l4LmN1Y

>>2504812
What was the drama about?

if you like griefing become an admin

>>2505190
Do you spite the players to start ff?
You blame admins all the time and then do this

>>2505232
kromkar was saying tayiorswift is falson on discord and made very thinly veiled (if you can even call them veiled) threats about wanting to ban them. i'm in the school of thought that he was joking and just isn't funny, but we don't need that shit being done to new players

lil krommy has gone insane

>>2501641
this cringe tranny meta shit is exactly why real 4channers do not want to play on this faggot server
kromkar should ban the rest of you

>>2505309
That's the drama?
Someone accusing someone else of using an alt and saying they will ban them in discord

How boring the game must be for this to be a drama?

And just cringe

this place would get super active if we removed the discord. And an active thread = Insane population

Krommy killed the server

we should move this discussion to bluesky

>>2505515
Maybe don't be a cunt so I wouldn't have had to ban you asshole

>>2505190
not a shitter by the way

>kromkar comes back
>pop goes from 15 to 30+
>"kromkar killed the server"
?

>>2505757
it's because I came back

>>2505839
who are you?

>>2505851
formerly 2slime

Like Kromkar or not he factually doubled the pop since coming back.
You can have some disagreements with him ok but he didnt kill vgstation thats just factually not true.
He saved it.

>>2492817
You mean Aurorastation's Odyssey? Did /vg/ actually lift it? Neat.

https://pastebin.com/Gb17AtZr
cap log

>CE gets kidnapped by raiders
>rush to telepad room
>they keep moving, can't get a bead
>suddenly they go south for a very long time
>7 tiles per update on the crew console, going to have to eyeball it
>set Y to 300 and hope they pass it
>slam receive when gut instinct tells me to
>CE appears on my pad
>holy shit it actually worked
>braindead
I felt so cool for about 5 seconds until I examined him.

>>2504269
sure, why not
>lamprey
>librarian
>find a shortsword and a zombie, proceed to die fighting the zombie
>resurrect as a zombie
>come across a player assistant
>he doesn't believe i'm a zombie and i follow him anyways
>we end up in a bar, he drinks something(?) that turns him into a statue (i don't notice this)
>a fire starts in a bar and another statue points this out
>i find a fire kit and try to point it out to the assistant, only then realizing he's a statue
>spend the rest of the round wandering around/dying repeatedly to zombies while trying to look for evac and ultimately failing
at least lamprey is a fun map to explore, and being a zombie makes that way easier

why did kharkovtrans ban my punching bag

I'm white as God
you're a brown fraud

Are there any servers that aren't ran by troons and don't ban players for racism that are at least semi-active during European hours?

>>2507259
maybe dont name yourself KING NIGGER SLAYER TROONKEK JUNIOR

>>2507259
No.
Every server is ran by transwomen/trans supporters no exceptions and also has a lot of transwomen playing it including the one in the op.
So either get over your phobia and deal with the fact some women can have penises and thats ok or go find another game to play.

>>2507259
Europeans unironically get scared off by too much chuddery. The fact you can hit 15 of an evening in Europe on /vg/ is a miracle

>Too much chuddery
>Vgstation
>>2493314

https://forum.ss13.fun/ss13/thread/349.html
fantastic

Trans rights are chuddy

Trannies have the right to suck my dick

Over here we suck the trannys dick actually.
Its the chuddy way.

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Our headmin is such a based chud look at the type of things hes liking and retweeting.
So based.
Europeans dont want to play on our server because were too chuddy for them.

>>2507480
If I was beating a tranny to death right in front of Bathos he would avert his eyes and do nothing to stop me because I am bigger and strong than him and he is a pussy

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>If I was beating a tranny to death right in front of Bathos he would avert his eyes and do nothing to stop me because I am bigger and strong than him and he is a pussy

>>2507616
Pic rel is still like twice the muscle mass of TransosACKtime

I'm sick of this slopless tranny hell hole

2slime is pretty cool

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I love Jungle!

>>2509543
cute!
always nice to see someone having a fun time

JOIN THE TRANNY VG DISCORD HERE!
https://
discord.com/
invite/RYnQZvxrmH

adding "weh" at the end of everything you say doesn't make you a good roleplayer nor is it an endearing personality trait

>retard who keeps getting perma'd wants to be admin but can't even fill out an application right
geeeg, big kromchad wonned

https://pastebin.com/w1dq1Jgs
cap log

>>2509182
he was unironically a better roleplayer and more entertaining player than most other people

>>2510331
Lil krommy didn't even fill out an application. And its better to have no one as admin than lil krommy. If thats not an L idk what is.

Love him or hate him the fact is that since Kromkar came back the population exploded and more than doubled so hes clearly doing something right

imagine manhandling bathos and his tiny slender body
I hope he's short too

>>2509543
I'd love to give jungle a proper try, but the lag on it is unbearable.

>>2509543
the shuttle that round was wild, i have no idea how i lived! thank you for the sunflower, i always smile when you come around with gifts like that

>>2510323
everybody wants their character to be recognizeable, but for some reason most people default to catchphrases and obnoxious gimmicks instead of consistent character traits and good roleplay. Ironically it just makes the good roleplayers stand out even more

bathos tight little faggot butthole on a silver platter while I knock a bunch of shit over and pull down my pants with my big dick hanging out and fuck his little twink butthole at the function and everyone is shocked an appalled but clapping and I pull out my phone to start slopping up a new slop and everyone loves the new sloppy music then I strangle bathos neck as I unload between his cheeks then throw him into a ditch and piss on pedo pomfs tranny pokemons face and the other faggots line up but I shit my jeans as I stagger home to go to sleep

>kromkar comes back and becomes the most active admin
>pop goes from 30+ to 15
>kromkar gets clowned on by everyone in a deadmin request
>pop goes from 15 to 30+
?

>>2510323
>>2510617
good roleplayers really can make a round. i don't care if you RP hating someone, being an asshole, or some other form of autism. as long as you're being fun i'm gonna play along until i hear the SME-LE-LE-LE-LEL

Any advice for what job I should learn as a beginner player who's done some bartender and chef?

>>2511012
this is going to sound crazy but medical. it's going to kind of suck at first but you will learn many many valuable skills and tricks that will keep you and your fellow crew alive even if you aren't playing medical staff. we have plenty of players in med who are eager to teach as well

>>2510323
weh

>>2510323
>>2511027
is fun speech quirk and can ignore as long as point get across! weh!

>>2511027
>>2511030
you probably play have a static with kitty ears on TG

>>2511181
i've been banned from TG for at least a decade and i don't remember the reason and i don't have even the slightest desire to appeal, and this is coming from someone who appealed a paradise ban

mental illness daycare server

>>2511012
Botany. There's a ChemMaster where you can learn how to separate chemicals and learn the reagent system. You can very quickly make big mistakes like plasma flooding or kudzu loosing through mutating but if you read the wiki to know what to look for when analyzing mutated plants you won't fuck up that much. I think of it as a right of passage to accidentally do both when new anyways so you learn what not to do (unless you are antag). All the people who main botany are pretty nice so they would likely be willing to help you out too.

bathos bussy

>>2510617
>everybody wants their character to be recognizeable
I don't
I deliberately play a bland background character

>>2511026
I would agree if not for the fact that one of the most consistent medical players is an unhelpful retard that actively puts other people off from playing the role.
>>2511012
Engineering is good for learning construction which will be useful in most jobs, and knowing how to set up an engine is good for lowpop. If you want something with lots of interaction, play sec and try to be good cop for a bit. You'll get your ass kicked but if you're expecting that to happen it's not so bad.

There are no good female statics, they are all goonbait

>>2511641
And that's what's good about them!

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Given the rise of those quirky little chinese robots that keep tripping all the time and sperging out on the floor, I think our borgs should do the same, they should have a 5% chance of tripping every square they move.

i heard that bathos fucks dogs

the silence is deafening

Having 15 admins but only 2 are consistent players and 1 is semi-consistent is absolutely insane.

>>2511938
13monkeys never ever gets tired of trying to ask his friends to back him up (they're not your friends)

I'm the cutest vox :>

>>2511975
you're going to look so cute in the brig

>>2511975
you're going to look so cute floating in space without a suit

>1st connection welderbombing cause hes bored come on man come ON
Patriot

>>2512378
Bans over welderboming are dumb.

If we're not supposed to welderbomb, then why are welding tanks so accessible on station?

>>2512495
To refuel those little hand torches that crit diona in 3 hits

>>2511026
>>2511369
>>2511623
Thank you for the advice.

>>2512478
way too many things that should be solved in IC get bans
>round with 5 secs
>assistant acts like a shitter and welderbombs
>let sec deal with the assistant?
>nah BWOINK
>some annoying guy is being annoying in comms and abrasive to people
>let us lynch him for being a tard?
>nah BWOINK
>round becomes a "late rounds" waiting room with science, medical and security with the best weapons and armors
>threat ends in 5 minutes because of it
>shuttle has been called
>repeat

>>2512643
Sounds like bee or hippy

>>2512643
It makes more sense when you realize that is the point for people running ss13 servers now.

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>start playing regularly
>after a couple of months of playing, my router starts getting ddosed frequently and my internet goes out several times a day
>this started happening after i probably slighted a specific admin in-game
>stop playing for a while
>ddoses stop
>fast forward a bit, start playing again
>ddoses start again
Yeah there's 100% a VG admin DDOSing my home network after they got my IP from the game. What I just want to know is, why? I'm a pretty inoffensive player, no bans or notes, I'm not active on the forums and discord, and I don't think most other players care for me either way otherwise. Did that one off-hand remark really trigger you that much? Anyways you win, I'm not playing on your shitty server anymore.

>>2512940
Coward.
You should fight back and call out that admin and get him or her or them deadminned instead of running away like a cuck.
Where are your balls?

kharkovtrans

>>2512940
Call his ass out

Call his ass out so the headmin can say im not deadmining one of my friends lol girl bye and then use his connections to not just ban you from vgstation but also get you permabanned from every station

>antag captain thinking its nuke ops
>canister bombs
>ERT shootin
Yeah now that was a round

>>2513269
apparently the clown was also shitting everywhere in medbay too LMAO

>>2513269
>locks the trader port
>one of the traders somehow finds a way to die to the bomb
i was chuckling as i bled my way into arrivals. i felt so bad for my co-trader, they were doing their best to help me, but it was already over

>>2512940
>join the discord 5 years ago
>call an admin a bitch
>he sodomizes my dad and gets me blacklisted from society
it's not fuckign fair

>>2512378
a permaban is crazy for this. This is why he germansanta has my support

>>2510331
Lil Krommy posting the same thing on forums and the thread to stroke his ego. Like no one cares what you have to say. Your existence itself is a joke.

>>2513864
the second you slip im banning you 13 monkeys, and the server will thrive.

Kromkar must be a tranny, considering how fucking hard Bathos dickrides xer.

>>2512478
>Bans over welderboming are dumb.
>Joins as doctor
>Welderbombs ~2 minutes after joining; nothing else logged
>[21:27:03]ADMIN: PM: Kharkov72/(Brantly Ryals)->San78901/(Justice Langston): also why bomb
>[21:27:25]ADMIN: PM: San78901/(Justice Langston)->Kharkov72/(Brantly Ryals): cus i was bored

A one connection 4norasin welderbomb is griffing shitter until proven otherwise and he couldn't even be assed to come up with a better reason than "I was bored". Fuck that retard.

>>2514275
bathos would literally DIE to protect the trannies he chases after

pretty
popular

they call me the bluesky bully

13monkeys is one of the most mentally ill people I've ever personally interacted with on the internet lol
does he realize being such a hostile schizo makes just whoever his target of choice is look better?

why did you move this general to /vm/ I was pretty content being able to discuss other servers besides vgstation on ironically vg

>>2514920
the goddamn gacha faggots stole pretty much that entire board. i'm not going to lie and say i don't like me a bit of guilty gacha, but those faggots drown the entire board by spamming pictures of their fucking "waifu" that changes with every new character drop. FUCK GACHA FAGGOTS, kill them all including me.

>>2514920
because the thread kept falling off the catalogue and archiving before bump limit repeatedly so we moved the thread to a slower board where it wont get slid off

it really is brave of lil krommy to block 13trannies on github and then gaslight him about it. 13trannies might be retarded but it's really not subtle when it was literally only lil krommy's PRs he couldnt reply to

>>2515123
he didnt even have to lie coz i doubt a lot of people know about that rule but hes just that disingenuous

>>2512940
Oh you were serious, I thought you were just taking the piss in the /v/ thread. If you really think this then call your ISP and talk to them about it, a representative can get back to you about what's happening. Tier 1 can probably do fuckall so you'll have to insist they escalate the issue if they don't immediately suggest it themselves

>>2512940
used to happen to me exactly like this

>>2512969
no, enjoy being alone

>>2515196
you have really weird and cringe unc friends

I have no idea what's the drama with lil krommy and 13trannies

>>2515522
13troonies made lil krommy his number one parasocial rival and has become dedicated to following him around and complaining

just doesn't like him, I think. something something rent free.

>>2515522
>lil krommy makes a github account
>blocks 13trannies on github for reasons, preventing them from replying to their pull request
>it isn't formally against the rules but blocking others on the github is considered extremely bad taste
>instead of owning up to a shitty move lil krommy doubles down and insists on no wrongdoing

>>2515522
Lil krommy is autistic and cannot handle anyone following the rules to the letter and will permaban at the drop of a hat
13trannies is autistic and cannot handle rules and wants leetspeak, smileys and non antag cuban peteing to be IC issues.

i am autistic and cannot handle seeing the crew getting harmed

>>2515582
>wants leetspeak, smileys and non antag cuban peteing to be IC issues
And you don't?

>>2515582
You want to permaban people for THAT?

>>2515582
retard

Threadposters, do you think GermanSanta should be an admin?

>>2515656
if you want to be an administrator you shouldn't ever be allowed to be one

>>2515656
No because he's in a gay meta clique

I hate Kromkar as much as the rest of us but it's honestly pathetic how much he lives rent free in 13monkey's head. Imagine if 13monkeys put all the time and energy spent seething over Kromkar towards something productive.

>>2515656
I don't think he's qualified but I'm partial to it because it would be funny

>>2515670
All of our admins are already in a gay metaclique thoughever

>>2515656
I think he’d be good but I would be sad to lose him to the admin never players. Most of his notes are funny or not note worthy and his bans are not really bans.

>>2515656
I don't think he should be an admin because he's probably metacomming with Reimusarmpit and if not then they still have the most insufferable metafriendship on the server

>>2515656
Of course not, the guy has like a million permabans! That can only happens if he's a shitter

I've been playing on and off since like 2014 taking years long hiatus, like 5 years was my longest, I think, and I don't remember how to do most things, so I'll be applying for admin.
I hope I get your support!

>>2512643
You can only deal with retards unfunnily self-antagging so many times before you want them to stop. The average player has no concept of restraint or good timing. Letting people self-antag when it would be funny is fine. Letting them do it every single round for no reason other than "I'm bored :(" leads to a dogshit server.

>>2515878
>The average player has no concept of restraint or good timing
Tell me about it. Every populated round it's the same medical and secs giving each other guns if they're their metabuddies and tasing/cuffing/chloraling people for lingering 1 second too long and/or not being fast enough to leave/grab their stuff.

>>2515929
I’m tired of watching everyone mob tayiorswift in the bar even when she tries as a chill new bartender static. Doesn’t happen to any other bartenders, only her.

>>2515929
Get the FUCK out of medbay, if your health bar is green then you better have a broken bone, a horrid poison in your body, or a gift for me or I'm going to shoot you with my Mutagen/Chloral/Impedrezene syringe. I don't care if you just popped out of cryo that isn't my fucking problem lives are on the line

>>2515846
reimusarmpit does make him look bad by association

>>2515846
This seems more like a schizo theory to me.

>>2515846
Can't say that about 13monkeys but it is obvious some statics are discord metabuddies and chat with each other on discord calls.

we should be able to see our notes

we have to do it, we have to admin leon so he stops playing forever.

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Having as many admins as the average populated round is insane.

>>2515993
ive never seen like 3/4 of these guys

>>2515994
At least one of them is 100% dead

>>2516041
We should trade lil krommy's life for his

>admins are le good
i can't tell you how many times i've asked for something to do as chaplain just for the drooling obese trannitor admin to just spam the cookie button and not interact with me at all

>>2516170
Chaplain is a roleplay role, like Librarian, Internal Affairs, Lawyer, etc. You make your own fun not beg for help and attention from admins.

>>2516236
Except during Cult, where you are important enough to get immediately round removed but not important enough to actually be effective against the cultist.

>>2516041
>>2516044
giving a whole new meaning to the term "deadmin"

>>2515994
I recognize all of them I've been here too fucking long. That said yeah half of them have not shown their face this decade so that image is just oldfag core

>>2516268
Chaplain can fuck over certain wizard spells iirc. Happened to me once and actually had me scared I couldn't just jaunt and blink freely
Same with vampires

>>2515935
autism

>>2516855
Everybody still playing ss13 in 2026 has autism.

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>>2516945

Everyone but me is autistic but I am also autistic.

I hate people who speedrun and kill just for the sake of it. A good antag doesn't have to kill or take people out of the round to be a good antag

>>2517022
It took me over 10 years to realize that to be a good antag I have to job some of the time to entertain others, winning is too addicting of a feeling