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It's NiKover Edition

>Ongoing & Upcoming Tournaments
Stake Ranked Episode 2 [May 27th - May 30th]
IEM Cologne Major Charity Stage [Jun 2nd - Jun 5th]
IEM Cologne Major Play-In Stage [Jun 6th - Jun 9th]
IEM Cologne Major [Jun 11th - Jun 21st]

>Non-esports Thread
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>Previous Thread
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AW v FaZe
hard pick tbqh
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Scoreboard
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Damn didn't even realize we reached 300 images.

Thanks for the formatting OP. Plus based image.
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FaZe UP!!!
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>Slavic Balkan bloodfeud EU hours
>Fatty self hate Americas hours
Grim
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>>2518804
FAZE UP!!!!!

REMINDER: IGNORE CHIKANER
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>>2518801
This underestimates how much money the older players have because they got their winnings pre-inflation mind you
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>>2518799
>jcooob vs his creation
KINO
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>12th place at a T2 tournament
kek no wonder f0zefatties are desperately scavenging T999 content for an epic win
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Enkay screaming NAIIIICE after every frag is killing me
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>>2518808
>ignore my imaginary friend who once bullied me on /sp/
you're a sad delusional person, anon
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>>2518821
I love his energy
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>>2518801
this is nuts
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magic letting AWRA down........
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>>2518823
All these posts are by chikaner: >>2518801 >>2518807 >>2518818 >>2518823

kys chikaner
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>>2518803
I aim to please :3
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NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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NT awra but unfortunately #FazeIsHere

Fazehaters and b0tniggan lovers in absolute shambles

NICEEEEEEEEEEE DAVID
NICEEEEEEE RUSSEL
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someone apply for janitor and get this "no esport" board shitter op banned
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kick polish fraud
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>>2518836
sure bro
I hope you choke on cum, you fucking schizo spammer
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>This is who failcl0wns paid a gorrillion dorras for
kek no refunds!
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insane
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>>2518801
>Dupreeh, Karrigan, dev1ce, Magisk, Xyp9x, Gla1ve all made their money pre-covid bux so they actually have made more than vitality members
based
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I fucking love enkay J man
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kek I love this coach man

but surely the officials will shut him down right?
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put down the faze coach
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holy mickey mouse kek
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>>2518857
it's getting old real fast.... this is why legacy was annoying as fuck when dumau was unleashed. yelling every single round just waters it down
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this is an ewc qualification match btw
>>2518864
trvke but for the moment it is still enjoyable because it's a coach doing it not a player
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>main stream isn't even on twitch
lmao
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ok yeah they need to make that retard stfu
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Can't even blame the other guys for getting low ADR if twistzz is just killing the fuck out of everything before they can
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NIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEE BOYS
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NICE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
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>28.4k viewers for WW vs Ex-ruby
>not even 20k for magic vs faze
kek
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NT AWRA
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>>2518869
>for the moment it is still enjoyable
it's kinda new and memeable, sure. but I just know I want to strangle in a match or two
it's also not even every round, like with dumau, it's every fucking kill
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6.67
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>screaming against trash opponents in a mickey mouse lan
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>>2518890
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>>2518878
>fragging igl
it won't get you to major playoffs, but you'll fuck the shit out of tier 3 and 2
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jcobb is the new karrigan just without calling
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>>2518897
>faze with a non fragging non igl
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why magic doing this to my n*gga AW bruh..........
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>>2518902
now show all cs2 majors
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why didnt falcons get twistzz for igl?
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ffs emkay....
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>>2518904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ar-NSb9Ik
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enkay will have a hoarse throat after this series
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>>2518914
>I won't, but here's some shit I pulled outta my ass
gg zoomie
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>>2518852
kwabaroo!!!!!
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Enkay sacrificing his vocal cords for the teams morale. A true hero.
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>>2518921
uh oh unc having a lil meltie kek
>just post plumber era matches vro
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>No perfect game
Damn :(
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NOT NICE
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That explains it kek
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thank you magic for giving emkay a chance to breathe
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also when was the last time faze had a perfect half?
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>>2518930
b0tniggan's fault
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>>2518925
>muh plumbers
reminder those winnings are worth significantly more than your covid inflated winnings :)
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>>2518933
i only remember this
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>>2518933
probably some nuke last year
definitely not this year
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FAZE UPPPP
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ah its chikaner

keke raped
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>>2518930
kek they learn their place
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>clean magic round
no "YEAAAAH!!" :(
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kek it's a literal seethe and cope tourney after getting raped out of koln
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12 IS ALL THEY GET
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>>2518946
>koln
it truly are american hours
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ayo who this zesty faze nigga in the back?
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who's the "NIIIIIIICE" guy trying to compete with cheerleader emkay?
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Kek no f0ze at köln
No wonder they've been impotently seething for weeks
Raped and cucked
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>didn't cheer for netyu's kill
germans still really hate the french, huh?
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KEK
nt AWRA
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BRO JUST DONT RETAKE
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I can't wait to see all my favorite teams and players play at The Major!
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>8th place in cologne pays almost twice as much as first place in this
kek
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>>2518970
here's the real rating
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when you look at the distribution of prize winnings only 1st, 2nd and maybe third in 1M prize pools add up to anything
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he's putting the zonic meme to shame man....
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made myself a nice bbq, drunk some booze now I'm drunk happy. I love you all.
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>>2519025
post a selfie and your favorite team
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>>2518801
zyzy earning $3566 per matches
apex $3669

honestly it feels like they're underpaid when you divide it by matches
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>>2518811
>pre-inflation
kek lmao, it's not the 50s. older players were really underpaid.
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>>2519031
no selfie, I'm a vit- zywoo fan
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>>2519037
>honestly it feels like they're underpaid
That's just prize money. ZywOo probably gets a million a year salary from Vitality + sticker money + whatever sponsorships he has like that mouse
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>>2519047
stickers dont pay shit, someone did the math and players get something like 1% from them
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bros we're losing d2 to fucking "magic"
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kek no wonder the f0ze samefag spam stopped
jesus christ imagine being behind in your mickeymouse cope tournament against literal no names
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how have we lost 6 rounds....
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hasbara pls help
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>>2519054
the total is divided by teams and the players get 50% of the stickers money generally speaking. but the stickers money was reduced because of VRS. now I don't know how it works with the ability to,buy them without opening capsules, donk and zywoo could be filthy rich with the new rules
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AWRA has decided to lock in
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>>2518971
>failcl0wner has already accepted xer's fate
kwab!!!!!
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>>2519057
I was making lunch cl0wn
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>female broadcaster
KEK f0zecucks have to listen to this
Yet another humiliation rotual
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>>2519054
>someone did the math
Yeah that was me but despite the stickers have been on a decline since Paris players still get 100k+ per major. Lets not act like a quarter million extra per year is nothing.
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>couldn't get into the major
yikes
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is jcobbb the best pole? the only one?
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>>2519075
>I did that
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>>2519078
yes, he's the polish donk
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>>2519078
>is jcobbb the best pole?
Snax would like a word with you and NiKo wants him back as igl
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kek Faze haters so buckbroken they're forced to watch a random t2 lan on a thursday just to hate

hate em, love em, but you keep thinking about em
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Is it the polish butthurt squad?
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holy bots
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JGODDDDDD
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>fail to make major after karrigan leaves
>reeee it's his fault
kwab f0zecucks
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this masval person is definitely toggling btw
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>>2519106
most pathetic cope
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fazing out of competitive tournaments and into bottom feeding
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>pretending to like faze because you're this mindraped by a fat Dane
kek
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>2519103
>2519126
Precisely 0 people falling for your subhuman chikaner bait kek
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>>2518934
Why was Faze losing so much? And how did they start winning so much suddenly? What changed?
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QUADZY
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>w-we're winni-
ACK
no major for f0ze
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>>2519140
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>falcons in two grand finals in a row
how were they doing prior?
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>>2519147
so fucking disgusting and ugly

get this subhuman off of my screen
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He reminds you (of what a fat subhuman you are)
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He *gawk gawk* reminds *gawk gawk* you *gawk gawk*

rapedkwabner kekekek
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>faze has never missed a major before
ouch!
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a seething pile of obesity
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anyone else get cheating vibes from magic?
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>a seething pile of obesity
meant for
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>>2519165
>>2519110
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kek fatties can't help but project their self hatred
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>>2519165
They're r0ssians of course they're cheating

and they'll still lose kekekeke
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>they're still mindbroken
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DANCE MAGIC DANCE
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fuckign dogshit
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LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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still d2nk
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sketchy slavic cunts
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>dodge T1 tourney
>get kwabbed and come in 6th
kek
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>overpass
we've fucking lost
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opus 4.8 came out
russia won
the fat dane won
f0ze lost
you lost
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>>2519179
I want donk to rub zywoo's belly on camera
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LMFAO DEFEATED BY FUCKING MAGIC
ABSOLUTE STATE OF F0ZEKEKOLDS CAN'T EVEN BOTTOMFEED CORRECTLY
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both teams only have 4 t rounds lol
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why is hltv's feed desynced
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>>2519200
NATOmerchants )))
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>k-karrigan was the problem
he got off your sinking ship
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>>2519175
>vitality free event
*
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>>2519149
not as well, but not THAT much worse
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>>2519205
kys mongol rape babby
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Not a single good team with a polish player.
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they got so lucky
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>>2519175
i miss this little faggot so much bros
i wanna bust but he's not here and i'm so HORNY, this sucks
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>>2519213
>the vitality that dodged a T1 256k 1st place for a T2 125k 1st place tournament just to get raped by BetBoom and Na`Vi into 6th place
kek
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literally lost to a T2 russian squad kek
after going to golemland instead of a CIS country kek
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holy mir carrying on triple ot
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>>2519243
woo too busy thinking about the burgers to lock in I fear
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>>2519234
>T1 256k
lmao mongol rape babby spotted
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zywoo is a little hefty isn't he
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>>2519252
he's big boned
i would love to sleep on his belly
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why couldn't hasbara have picked less ugly people for their psyops
did they spend everything on yurovision
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didnt faze win both pistols on d2?
lol. lmao.
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american "food" poisioned the 'woo
he's too used to exquisite french cuisine
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>>2519266
you're the only retard using that gimmick. mongol rape babby.
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>>2519266
I understand some people love handsome guys, I do too
but if we got cuties like donk on every team we wouldn't be able to focus at all!
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obviously fixed. magic is selling after the d2.
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I used to think this free bomb site shit was just fattigan calling gambles but its still hapenning now that he's gone lol. Leave at least 1 defender for fuck sakes.
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Absolutely and utterly mindraped about Russia kek
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>>2519290
just like my karrigan
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mongol rape babby acting uppity again. soon china will annex parts of your country
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>>2519285
>f0zeggers slowly realizing the whole team is bad now that their scapegoat is gone
kek
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>>2519292
they're annexing blompfs raped asshole
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kek it really is polish, only they can be so mindraped and buthurt
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AWRA v FaZe going on and you niggas are talking geopolitics
The 'Woo would be ashamed of you all
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>>2519301
>blompfs
who?
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>have polish player
>lose
Vastly inferior to superior baltbros like ropz
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'polish'ing mongol cock is how their country started
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>still constantly being brought up even when not playing
the absolute definition of rent-free, cultural impact, whatever you wanna call it
it's kinda sad for you guys
I just wanna root for broky and frozen man...
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kek magic has russians which is why the butthurt belt is in megaseethe mode
They're struggling against Russian T5 while Russia just won the biggest tournament of the year thus far
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>>2519309
It's crazy how dominant Danes are
I bet they're #1 per capita in CS success
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8 kdr frozen btw
fuck... I mean 4
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they are so fucking sketch
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tk'ing AW will not be tolerated
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magic is ranked 6 below f0ze btw
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>>2519303
this thread is a fucking embarrassment, there's barely 10% posts about the games at this point, utter cringe
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the trick to overpass is just to go b
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>>2519363
this is a bottomfeeding mickey mouse shit which does not deserve to be discussed on the 'gog, nothing below 1M total prize pool should ever be allowed to have a post

it's entirely pure downstream butthurt about the hippo
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BROKY IS BACK
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and a fucking WOMAN is broadcasting, yet another reason it should not be discussed
as expected of spain lmao
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>>2519372
we LOVE Lucy here
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JGOAT
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>>2519369
we used to just not post if there wasn't a tournament going on we were interested in, you disgusting mutt
but you're all attention hungry whores looking for a place to belong. You just haven't realized that this isn't it
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>>2519378
you're humiliated and seething, i get it
i'd expected you to be used to it by now though
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AWRA
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TIME FOR TWISTZZ MASTERLCLASS T SIDE
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10000% radar, all stack A fucking bullshit
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lost my inters game we are lowerbracket now
5 wins to main
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reminder :
>T1 : Over 1M total Prize pool
>T2: 500k-1M
>T3 : 250k-500k
>T4 : 100k-250k
>T5 : <= 100k
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>go b
>win
overpass
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insane force from frozen
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>>2519391
you lost your what?
and why should I care?
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>twistz
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WE WILL REEDEEM THE MATCH
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Hero AK on my nigga frozen
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>>2519397
why so mean?????
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>>2519391
bum
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FROZEN CLAN
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doesnt magic know that triple boost doesnt work anymore lol?
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>>2519407
why so gay? fuck off
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i'm actually so pissed off
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lol
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oh it wasnt triple boost they just couldnt shoot
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>>2519413
no!
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forced close match for stake ranked marketing purposes + DEI globohomo agenda for female broadcaster
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mexicans love their fazeclan it seems
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>>2519422
>female broadcaster
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>>2518869
KEK IT REALLY IS BUTTHURT POLES
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>>2519425
>screenshots random ass hltv posts
no one gives a bollocks mate
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>>2519435
they're literally the same posters in this thread KEK
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>>2519372
>WOMAN
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what are we doing here man
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>>2519422
>female
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>>2519439
?????

random hltv threads are now magog shitposters?
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is masval legit?
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jesus christ
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>>2519451
if i'm faze i'm legit requesting a check on him
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>guys i browse hltv, see??
ok
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masvidal humbling frozen
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>>2519452
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>>2519450
the pole pretty much copy pasted the same thing between 'ltv and the 'gog so yes it's almost certainly the same person
it also explains the butthurt and posting modus operandi of them against hated russians
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>>2519456
why'd you pick ekej as your username jakub
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FAZE MAGIC STARTS NOW
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>>2519452
wait it was him and people complained about female casting while it was a dude? you degenerate rats

aussie too. burn it.
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>>2519466
Lucy and I would kick the shit out of you
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AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS ISN'T LOOKING GOOD MOTHER RUSSIA MIGHT WIN
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OT then
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This male caster is annoying me more than the woman
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ummmmmmmm fazebros???
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>>2519474
definition of getting carried by your co-caster
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it's not a tranny, trannies always sound like men
it's just an incredibly ugly angloid female
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>>2519452
NA casino production
1xbet and 1win would've hired normal talents
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Why are we leaving every push to the last 20 seconds twistzz???????????
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>acting like 'gog isn't behind AWr guy AW
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damn kick has dogshit video quality on embed
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twelve is all they get
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>sticking it against faze
only ever works out if you ninja
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even if faze wins this they've already lost
a humiliating experience for them at a T5 lan
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I'm sorry FaZebros, but AWRA had to win it today
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Were gonna wait till the last 10 seconds agian and then die
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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIN 12-0 FIRST HALF THEN LOSE THE SERIES????????????
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happy for AW
sad for broky and frozen
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YOU
LEARN
YOUR
PLACE
DOGS
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i'm cooming
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F0ZE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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9z will probably beat Faze in the LB
it's over
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who do we blame?
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>>2519506
karrigan
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>>2519500
>eastWOOD
lol
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>try to bottom feed
>fail
kek
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>>2519500
>east"wood"
yep it's still between his legs
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>>2519506
karr0gan
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>>2519506
the french and the pole
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>>2519503
>hitler's last battalion in the aryan southern cone rapes poland one last time
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>>2519506
I rate masval, his movements and crosshair placement reminded me of zywoo. a certain appealing smoothness to it.
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>>2519506
karrigan was controlling twistzz so obviously him
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>>2519506
Admins for letting masval cheat freely
Where is this dogshit lan hosted? CIS region?
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>>2519519
he's so shaky lol, he plays 1700 edpi, much higher than any current t1 pro
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GOATZEN
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>>2519526
really? I didn't check any of the games today but I remembered it looked smooth at astana
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set fazers to choke KEK
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>>2519531
well he makes it work somehow, but you can see how he has much higher sens that other players
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>k-karrigan was the p-problem!
kwab raped
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>>2519534
not really a choke when they've been consistently losing these matches all year
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>>2519536
ok now I remember, it reminded of zywoo when he's on fire with the ak, it looks more shaky than usual, lots of micro adjustments.
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>f0zeggers calling hacks against 54-44
severe post-rape ptsd
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just one more year with jcobb bro
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>been working all week, tired as fuck
>friends invite me for a match
>tell them it's ok just please no mirage
>they vote mirage of course thinking it's funny as hell
>go mute and get maybe 4 kills the entire match
>they seriously wonder why I'm mad
how to deal with this crap?
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>OP jinxed f0ze
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>>2519552
>how to deal with this crap?
I stop posting in an esport discussion thread and git gud
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>>2519538
I keep telling niggas that. We're still seeing the same issues even with the hippo gone. There is nothing you can realistically call when your primary entry of jcobbb and main awper of broky are complete utter shit. The problems are the players, not the nigga calling.
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>>2519552
it's just a map, bruh
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>finally time for stavn to cuck and rape
>it's late as fuck and I've got work tomorrow
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>>2519561
broky is good
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Peak : #5 with the hated hippo
Current : #22 and about to drop
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sjuuuuuuuuuush
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Don't you guys see? He was controlling twistzz on overpass, that's why all those empty bomb site gambles happened!

He was also controlling broky and jcobb yet again to make them play like shit!

Finn you snake leave the team alone!
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>>2519584
this but unironically. they were still playing the fatties strats.
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>>2519587
thanks for making me feel smarter
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damn.... argentinians aren't that pretty, huh?
look like your average american
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>>2519363
Lel it's literally just 90% chikaner chimping out

I triggered him a lil bit and left and now I come back to 200+ nonstop seething posts

Faze might've lost but they did so with their heads held high, no shame in that.
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>>2519552
fix your anger issues so having to play a map doesn't make you seethe, you have friends that are inviting you to play games quit being such a fag
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>>2519439
I copied that info from him

I'm not a pole or a spic retardkaner
>>2519450
it's chikaner mate ignore
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defeated and cucked in a T5 tourney by russians lol
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>>2519506
Yeah I'm losing faith in my king Br1ky, idk. If Faze want to get back into top 8 jcobb needs to go. Neityu is decent but not ready for T1.

Still b0tniggan's fault doe. His ugliness left a lasting effect on the Faze spirit.
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>heh we're doing better since karrigan left
>noooo that loss was karrigans fault
the rpaed
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>>2519561
Okay but b0tniggan was still THE main problem, even if jcobb and broky are auxiliary problems.

Very evident from >>2518934
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defeated and cucked in a T5 tourney by brazilians lol
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they were samefagging so hard during the first round lol
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>>2519638
KWAB!!!!!!!

It gives me great pleasure knowing that rapedkwabner's favorite team and favorite countries got brutalized by his most hated country, basedzilians. No amount of seething will ever change that.
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the f0ze ship sinks and the subhumans are left to seethe about it
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>>2519643
he and the woo were made for each other
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browns are mindraped again lads
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>>2519652
ewwwww frick off

hes my donkey
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how the fuck do we fix faze?
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>faze got raped by t3
Ya fags told me karrigan was the problem....
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>>2519665
-broky +ultimate
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uhh fa0zesisters i was told karrigan was the problem? the whole genny is laughing at us....
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>>2519665
watch this on repeat until the vibes improve
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>>2519663
>>2519673
niko WILL secure him by the end of this year
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Keep these two. Maybe keep the frenchoid. Kill the rest.
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>>2519666
>faze got raped by tier 3 russians
>karrigan got raped by tier 3 brazilians
In a way it's a shame they separated... They were made for each other
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>>2519676
why would you speak such cursed words.
never will niko get to touch this and ruin him like he did with kyousuke and monesy
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Every master piece....
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Has a cheap copy...
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is broky really washed? remember he got top 8 pretty recently i'm sure he has it in him...
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>>2519684
you cannot stop the inevitable
when the woo is finished raping donkey donk, niko will get him on the team to rape him even more
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I would fucking genuinely kill a person to go back to 2016, where the worst people you'd encounter in NA were maybe an uncooperative Brazillian or a smelly Quebecois.
Now every fucking game of Faceit is just Russians. Every fucking game, and these people are subhumans I swear to god. They don't even want to play the video game, they only use this game as a medium to fight and yell and get their drunken rage out I swear to god.
Every single game it's the same fucking thing. They order the rest of the team to do something, we don't do 100% exactly what they tell us to do, that pisses the fetal alcoholic fuck off to the point where the rest of the game is just either a Russian yelling at us and calling us retards, or a bunch of Russians all screaming at each other by round 4.
I've never been more racist in my life than in the past two years. There's so many now, it's fucking insufferable. Euros take your cancer back please please please
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>>2519693
>Euros take your cancer back please please please
We don't want them either :(
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>>2519686
This could've been a sleek subtle jacket but they decided to completely ruin it with this abomination on the back. Kek what a bitch....
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>>2519693
go blogpost somewhere else faggot
nobody cares
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>>2519690
zywoo literally raping no one, he a Cuck who cheated on his gf on some egirl slut.
and ingame fatty is getting carried in every important game by the real goat king mezii
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>>2519686
>>2519700
I will be wearing this when I watch 'tality at Cologne
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>>2519702
>zywoo literally raping no one, he a Cuck who cheated on his gf on some egirl slut.
how can you be a cuck when you're cheating on your girl? That means he got two girls, words mean nothing anymore stg
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nafanygods... we're one mirage away from tier 1
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>>2519693
Link your faceit profile
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>>2519702
that egirl slut's name? donk
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>>2519693
how and why do Russians play on NA servers?
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>>2519708
whops haha
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>>2519719
russians would rather play with anyone else other than russians
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>>2519693
>butthurt polacks larping as NA
kek
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>>2519707
Woo haters are known for not being very bright
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stavn awping looks better than zywoo
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>>2519707
hes a cuck cause his exgirl was allowed to fuck around and he wasnt, and the first time he done it, she breaks up with hin. possibly getting a massive paycheck from him to keep quiet.
Have you seen that girl? She looks like a Carbon copy of that one girl that made devices life hell.
She looks like the classic scandinacian skank.
poor zywoo getting serenated by her.........
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hasbarasisters why did we pick a cuckold to be our cs2 representative
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>>2519729
I know someone that could cheer Mathieu up...
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>>2519714
>she changed her name to ratsniffer when she met zywoo

kek he must reek
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Zywoo derangement syndrome is real
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>>2519643
sadistic motherfucker
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>>2519739
THIS is the whore that tried to seduce my GOAT? I would bitch slap her OUTTA the venue
Mathy deserves so much better, he should've picked me instead
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>>2519745
:)
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>>2519739
Isn't this bitch The GOAT's sloppy seconds? Bad look for zywoo, he can get his dick wet with just about anyone and he chooses damaged goods.
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>>2519665
get quality players?

twistz igl? lol come on.
broky is washed, jcobbb is a t3 player, netyu is a T2 player, enkayj is a t4 coach
come on, there is no miracle.
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MIR WON A LAN
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>>2519710
Hey I never said I was good, I'm just tired of every game being Russians yelling. I just want call outs.
NA players are egotistical, but if you piss them off they will try to one up you and outfrag you.
Russian players are nihilistic, if you piss them off they will just try to make you lose.
>>2519719
The war and I am on the East Coast of the US has a lot of refugees. Lot of Russian and Ukrainians in the NYC area that weren't here 4 years ago. I work in the car industry, and all the transporters are Russian/Ukrainian now. They used to be black/hispanic, now every single one I deal with is Ukrainian or Rusisan.
>>2519726
go back to your bombed out home slavic retard
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>>2519751
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>>2519767
>his smile and optimism, stolen by a spaghetti armed russian teenage dork
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>>2519767
kek Falcons Management told them all to step up at Cologne or heads will roll
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>>2519772
serves him right for making fun of donk's looks in Katowice, arrogant prick
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>>2519748
Shes literally has all her old BFs on her insta, if she didnt delete them.
simple, styko, 5 years ago or so. she has been around the (c)block

my heart dropped when i saw them playing and him breaking up with his gf. She is 100% a demon
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time to rewatch faze vs magic
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>>2519781
it was banter. donk wanting karrigan to cry is not banter.
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>>2519790
why is this bitch trying to drain cs pros' wallets...
can apex bitchslap her outta here? ffs
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>>2519790
horse girls are all whores. people are not aware of that but it's the truth, when they're little girls they ride horses and it breaks they hymen, it also stimulates their clits, horse girls become honry and sexually active at a young age. she couldn't resist zywoo's smile, it reminds her of her first orgasms.
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>>2519795
niko is (will be) so lucky
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>>2519795
>>2519769
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>>2519812
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>>2519790
its not the bitch fault that zypoo think with his dick
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cuckwoo
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>>2519774
>two GF in a row is bad or something
kek desperate revenge fantasies from the raped
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why do russian players have so much charisma and aura
you just naturally want them to win
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>>2519796
>>2519807
we have to start a campaign
zywoo has to get rid of her as fast as possible. ive seen enough sports goats get ruined by Scandinavian whores.
6days ago was zywoo with her in spain? is this his hand anyone can confirm?
or is this slut already doing solo trips and found a new cock.
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>>2519844
because they actually care, unlike filthy westoids who nowadays are only driven by the financial part of things
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>>2519844
electronic
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>>2519819
??? got the info he was there
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>>2519858
true, russia = SOVL
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>>2519844
LOL
russians have zero charisma.
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it's also great fun seething the butthurt seethe when russia wins too kek
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>>2519858
>>2519844
saw him in budapest, a few meters away, i almost fainted. im a grown ah adult, am i gay guys?
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>shroudseethe out of nowhere
something happen?
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the lower bracket run will be epic
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>>2519870
shut up man, you russians idiots are not that important. it's not like you were americans, you have basically no cultural impact or soft power. we just don't care about you that much.
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what's the nationality/ethnicity of cuckwoo's gf?
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is we gonna see axile on lan?
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>>2519878
mate, you know this is bloody false.
All i hear on tv all day is russia this russia that.
boomers care a little bit too much.
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>>2519885
we only hear about russians trying to stay relevant by flying their jets over sweden or something, that's it.
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>>2519828
donk does the same?
you think donk banged these two back-to-back
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>>2519892
he used that to RAPE nikola
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>>2519766
>every game being Russians
I just went through your recent match history and found exactly one Russian, three Ukrainians and one Pole.
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>>2519889
Dont both do the same on a daily basis.
Also isnt sweden giving weapons to Ukraine. Id be pissed too.
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>>2519899
I don't know.
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>>2519766
>>2519897
did blud dox himself by showing his rank
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>no danes
>lose to t5 russians
oof f0ze
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>>2519884
First stage of EPL is online
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>>2519965
epl24 is entirely lan
but they will choke and nemesis will win
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>>2519986
>epl24 is entirely lan
oh damn mb, nice
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>>2519916
His steam profile (if it's his) does look very touristy. Or it's just his backup one.
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>>2519897
username?
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>>2519828
based papito
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>>2520002
I don't really wanna link somebody else's shit but it can be easily found via faceittracker if you want.
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>>2519823
niko can handle all that
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HELLO HELLO
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>>2520024
>*cant
bro chokes in a final, you think he wont when donk is infornt of him
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when will those russian faggots itt get drafted? I'm tired of reading their bullshit.
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when did shroud mindbreak you?
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MATCH POINT
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ax1lebros we're choking it....
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kek seethers getting called out on the 'tv
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>>2520101
the german is correct
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>>2520088
apologize
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>>2520105
mindbroken newfag
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okay cool that tdk qualified but it's over fucking 4 months until they play
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AX1LE AND NAFANY ARE GIGA BACK
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okay nice abs and all but what about the hair
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>>2520137
Just go full bald nigga. Accept it already.
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>>2520114
it's still good news, they're spending their own money on traveling and LAN fees, the roster is constantly under uncertainty (lost zorte mid season and had to play a LAN with stand-in awper) and playing online CS against all sorts of dodgy teams is a pretty big struggle. this is a yuge motivational boost.
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>>2520155
right they played with zorte. it's funny that they just swapped zorte and artfrost between the teams.
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>>2519693
"I've never been more racist in my life than in the past two years." - Anon
kek
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im scared
9z is gonna lifegame again like in astana groups....
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Frozen is a good lad, it will be sad to see him go but its for the best, he has suffered enough. I just hope he doesn't go to sovless hasbaratality.
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>>2520234
>>2519678
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vitality aint recruiting lil bro
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>>2520234
what teams would he fit in? he could replace im or teses. that's about it?
he would actually be a completely insane replacement for zontix but that's not going to happen.
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Frozen would go to BIG to replace Tabsen, and finally bring the BIG renaissance.
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>>2519916
low t post
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>>2520244
>Going back to the nigga who backstabbed him

Fool me once...
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>>2519897
nah dawgie, the two games of nuke in a row both had raging russians, third game I was calling him Russian but the fag who named himself after nocries kid def wasn't american idc what his profile says, no one born here sounds like what he sounded like. I dont think Faceit saves comms anymore but just watch the demo if you dont believe me, it's literally by round 4 these guys are pissing into their mics because we don't play exactly like they tell us, while simultaneously never doing what we call either
and it's not even Faceit, it's Premier too. NA CS is filled with fucking slavs now it's annoying, they're fucking annoying people
>>2519916
someone wants to steal my identity take it student loans are starting back up
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>>2520314
>AmeriKKKan racist suffering
Good.
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>>2520335
Can't be racist retard, they're white
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>>2520343
well maybe you are racist against Black people
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>>2519690
Niko only like them under 20yo.
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>>2520314
you must learn the art of tard wrangling anon, ask what they want to do and play off them a bit so they have the illusion of being in charge. If they want to go A then go A and that's usually enough to make them feel in control then you can ignore them the rest of the time
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>>2520345
monesy is 21
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>>2520244
Navi is a great option
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>>2520344
no i love black people they make me feel cool when I hang out with them
>>2520349
yea I know, but bro the 13-1 nuke game, round 1 russian guy calls run ramp then shift walk back lobby, when no one listened to him he just says 'i dont want to play with you' then just hides lobby all game while insulting us and calling us shit. Can't wrangle that man.
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>amerimutt golem mad about slavs
)))
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>>2520314
this is why EU pros have better mental on average, when you are 13 years old you already need to start learning how to handle a drunk russian swearing and playing some balalaika song on the mic while you are trying to clutch 1v2

in NA everyone is chill and nice in pugs, at least that's what used to be the case
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>>2520375
don't na have to deal with mexicans or something? in dota there's supposedly peruvians in all na games.
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>>2520386
Mexicans don't play CS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ2QIsJyws4

thoughts?

>Since all teams are looking at the major, faze has the advantage now to start looking into deals
>Try to convice kyxsan to come to faze
>Or get magisk as IGL
>Kick broky and jcobb. They need to regain confidence in the shitter circuit.
>Twistzz IGL will not work in the long run
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>>2520391
ookay who cares
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>>2520391
>magisk as IGL
yeah, no
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>>2520375
damn I never even thought about that but yeah I bet that does build thick skin
NA pugs are chill, and usually pretty social when you're winning. Different mentality too, when people do get angry they at least try to be funny with it, and creative with insults. Russians just seem to give up and just tk and take bomb and hide with it. Fuck now I feel bad for EU kids who have to deal with this shit so much more.
>>2520386
honestly pre-all the slavs I would have said the worst demographic in the Americas were either the French Canadians or Venezualans, but they were pretty rare. Brazilians maybe but I can't remember ever having bad times with brazilian players. Mexicans were always chill, Argentinians were always chill, rest of Canada always chill.
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>>2520314
Yes, I did account for the games on nuke and then some. Only one was Russian, the others were Russian speaking whatever the fuck. EU has the same thing where every single Russian speaking idiot is automatically labeled as Russian. You're going to get more of these in your lobbies and most of them won't be Russian, since it's not the Russians the US opened borders to in 2022 via relief systems and such. The vast majority of Russian speaking US citizens isn't Russian.
Faceit has had a ping/lang lock system since 2023 and people are still bitching about muh ruskies in their games because they can't call other groups out without causing much drama about it, although the recent Pasha incident did bring a bunch of Poles out of the woodwork.
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how bad is he gonna be in 2027?
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>>2520408
Hmmm, I live in Brooklyn and I do know there's a sizeable Georgian and Khazakstani population at least directly around me, so I do know that they aren't all Russian.
I do know a lot of them are Russian/Ukranian. I work with automotive transporters all day, the entire field of truckers hauling cars long distance is Russian/Ukrainian. All across the country. Thousands of them. Single field, but the # of Ukrainian flags I have seen on the back of cars has skyrocketed even since right after the war. It seems like 2023 was when I started noticing entire blocks of southern Brooklyn become Russian/Ukrainian even beyond Coney.
What is the difference? I don't really care, they shouldn't either, stop the war, and go back fucking home so I can go back to having fun lobbies filled with american retards who even if they get toxic will make me laugh
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>NYC
KEK it's a puerto rican
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>>2519739
She looks so basic ew
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>>2520426
>What is the difference? I don't really care, they shouldn't either, stop the war, and go back fucking home
Didn't you vote for trump daddy to do that for you?
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someone create an esport non blogposting nigger thread please
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>>2520426
Well I don't know what else to tell you. I think the share of the actual fsu slavs that has arrived to the us post-91 is like ~0.3% of the overall population. If you don't like them call ice or something.
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yuge update
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Describe it.
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>>2520533
fucking got me a faceit queue ban dogshit fuck valve i hope they die now i have to open a ticket
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>>2520536
stability improvements
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>>2519693
Quebeckers are still worse
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>>2520536
Added convar r_spectator_flashbang_opacity to control flashbang opacity for remote spectators.
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How do you get good at wingman?
the players there are way better than competitive and casual
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>>2520572
Play premier
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>>2520568
flash renders underneath the UI now which is a neat bonus, ty Gaben
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>Flags of nationalities no longer shown, now grouped into generic "Western Europe" or "Eastern Europe" buckets to avoid slavic bloodfeuds
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kek I made one comment >>2519645 and left to do some errands and chikaner had a nuclear meltie
>>2519647
>>2519655
>>2519666

this is the new meta: make a factual post and leave and buckbroken mindraped chikaner will have nonstop melties
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>>2520810
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kek imagine being a f0zefag
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sexo with dona
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Spirit is chikaner's favourite team and they won the biggest tournament of the year thus far
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I WAS BROKEN FROM A YOUNG AGE, TAKING MY SULKIN' TO THE MASSES
WRITING MY POEMS FOR THE FEW THAT LOOK AT ME, TOOK TO ME, SHOOK AT ME, FEELIN' ME
SINGING FROM HEARTACHE FROM THE PAIN, TAKING MY MESSAGE FROM THE VEINS
SPEAKING MY LESSON FROM THE BRAIN, SEEING THE BEAUTY THROUGH THE...

PAIN!
YOU MADE ME A, YOU MADE ME A BELIEVER, BELIEVER

PAIN!
YOU BREAK ME DOWN, YOU BUILD ME UP, BELIEVER, BELIEVER

PAIN, OH, LET THE BULLETS FLY, OH, LET THEM RAIN
MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY DRIVE, IT CAME FROM

PAIN!
YOU MADE ME A, YOU MADE ME A BELIEVER, BELIEVER
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>>2520810
you view yourself as superior to them but in reality you are all a part of the same bucket of scum that would rather argue and be upset over anonymous posts instead of talking about cs
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It is literally so easy to spot chikaner. Thankfully pretty much none of his low effort garbage posts get any replies.
>>2519878
You're replying to chikaner mate
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jinxed your own narrative
i'd be seething too
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Temporary setback. Tomorrow we take what's rightfully ours.

#FaZeUP
#BrokyFriday
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The logitech superstrike is super overrated
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>>2520595
care to explain why m8?
I am level 6 a the moment
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>>2521113
Oh I assumed you were just too scared to play "real" cs. You mentioned only playing competitive and casual where no one takes it seriously, obviously people are going to be better outside of those game modes.
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>>2520986
>Tomorrow we take what's rightfully ours.
6th place?
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>>2521129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wtfhZwyrcc
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>>2521106
I retuned it for the viper v4 pro. I prefer it cause it's not weirdly top heavy
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>>2521106
we use razer here
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who tf castin the major
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>>2520856
>>2521132
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>>2519643
>>2519652
>>2519663
>>2519673
>>2519684
omg he's so cute. We are so blessed to have our goat rifler this cute
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yaaaaaay m80!!!
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>>2521191
>>2521228
Does the viper pro shape feel similar to the superlight/superstrike?
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>>2521416
Don't listen to that nigga, go with Zowie.
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>>2521242
don't tag me fatty
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>>2521483
Do they make a good mouse for fingertip grip?
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>>2521492
I have the regular normal person grip which is what the fingertip grip is I guess and I love my S2 symmetrical.
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I want faze to lose tonight because that would vindicate karrigan and would further expose broky and jcobb as the cancer killing faze.
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>>2521503
Already debunked fatty >>2518934
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>>2521511
Dead cat bounce, troon. Broky and jcobb are back to his shitter ways. 9z is gonna rape them just like magic.

KarriGOD wins again.
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>>2521517
>Karrifat wins a-ck!
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
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based

bombing out of this shit event would be good because faze management would no longer be able to cope and will finally kick those 2 faggots
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>>2521492
FK2-DW
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>>2521524
Faze need king Br1ky for VRS. AND he will lead them to glory in the holy Singapore wars. Yakub has to go doe.
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>>2521524
I doubt it. Those 2 paycheck stealers robban and eddie han are the new heads of faze management, and guess what, they are best mates with that idiot broky, so they will never kick him. At most jcobb is getting the axe, but that’s it.
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umad lilbra?
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im dying magog
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>losing is actually what we want
kek the raped
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>>2521653
im (I am, not the gigachad Romanian)

imeyebrowraised.jpg someone post it
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>>2521653
Grim... (the situation not the player)
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>>2521653
dead (the situation, not the former coach)
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Someone needs to hire NEO.

I think it's obvious at this point that NEO wasn't the problem and he lost his job because of jcobbb and broky being fucking uncoachable bots
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Neo and Karrigan were both deadweight unx.

Enkay is a real coach and Twistzz is a real IGL.
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karrigan was the problem they said
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Overpass? More like Overkwab
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d6nkey
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Vitality all need to change their mouse
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Gonna go sleep, good luck Faze clan!
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>>2521961
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>>2522015
It's the only way Falcons can win. Someone needs to destroy Vitality's mice at the last minute when the two teams face off at Cologne.

Falcons will then "generously" offer Vitality some of their spare mice. All brands and shapes completely unfamiliar to them.

DANNY IT'S THE ONLY WAY
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>>2522015
that moment was wild. the team deciding to show this proved they weren't ready to take any responsibilities as a whole, the blame would always shift to one individual (except zonic)
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>>2522021
>It's the only way Falcons can win. Someone needs to destroy Vitality's mice
No wonder Falcons couldn't win against Legacy. There is a "what's in my bag video" from the last Blast major with Dumau where the dude pulls 10 or so mice out of his bag.
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>>2522051
Snappi and that other bum scapegoating boros saying

>Yeah we shat the bed too because your mouse tilted me

Like, yeah ok pal.
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we should beat 9z
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>>2522090
I have my doubts that Twistzz and frozen will be able to carry 3 bums against a semi-decent team.
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>>2522106
meyern is almost as bad as broky
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>>2522109
3 bums are harder to carry than 1 bum
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>>2522059
I found the video. Ten mice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o90WC5zp4Yk
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LET'S GO FAZE CLAN

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
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https://kick.com/starladder
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>No nuke
>No d2
>Overpass

Lmao its over. Not gonna bother watching this shit.
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it's over
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>Mega raped on pistols

Yeah gg
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we 12-0'd magic who beat 9z so why aren't we winning?
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The vegas gets raped across the map with an mp9
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What happened to pistol round merchant jcooob?
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why would karrigan do this?
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Kek, need to remind you that overpass is next?
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2 kills in 4 rounds

TWO KILLS FOR THE ENTIRE TEAM???
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GOD DAMN YOU KARRIGAN STOP HOLDING THE TEAM BACK!
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NIIIIIIIIIIICE
>>
EASY FOR US
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Does the coach actually say Nice after every kill. I thought people were joking when they said that.
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>>2522183
he was literally nonstop screaming when faze did the 12-0 half
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NICE BOYS
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NICEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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enkay a good lad but he shouts a lot
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>>2521382
I will worship donk until my death
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NAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
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>7 t side rounds
FATTIGAN WOULD NEVER EVER
FATTIGAN WOULD NEVER EVER
FATTIGAN WOULD NEVER EVER
FATTIGAN WOULD NEVER EVER
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FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN
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JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT JGOAT
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damn, Faze doubters just keep getting btfo
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>Another empty site

Why? Just fucking why? They are the only team that consistently does this...
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WHY ARE WE LOSING CT SIDE
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>>2522266
karrigan
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>>2522266
Karrigan made jcobb lose that 1v1 on palace
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broky....
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kek wtf was this round
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>>2522203
for me, its cutesy
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>>2522257
Never count your chickens before they hatch
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>>2522291
nah, we got this #FaZeUp
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broky no kills in like 9 rounds
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>>2522289
Shouldn't you be practicing NiKo?
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>>2522296
apologize
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>>2522296
I heard ya talking shit
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>broky 3k
surely we win this round
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>>2522296
Damn the retard heard you talking shit and locked in
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NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
TGIBF
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it's over
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>OT slop
>>
twistzz screaming means hes gonna lose his voice and not be able to call, which is probably a good thing
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our t sides look good now. it really was the fattie ruining us.
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>>2522326
nigga did you watch overpass yesterday?
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enkay j carving out his niche by being the "that screaming coach"
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>>2522329
we haven't practiced overpass
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>>2522332
>we
>our
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Jesus christ what a fucking game...
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THE OBESE BALDING HIPPO COULD NEVER EVER
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#FAZEUP
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>joecob: I'm sicke men no touch
>broky: I don't give a fuck man
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jcobb fighting to save himself from the glue factory
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https://kick.com/hltvorg
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>>2522350
Jcobbb isn't a horse
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>>2522354
Fuck off SPUNJ, nobody wants to hear your retarded opinions
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>>2522356
first faze map is done, there's no reason why you can't drop in
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>>2522360
>there's no reason why you can't drop in
theres 3 of them and they call them the hosts
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it's up
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>>2522203
same
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Pistol God Kuba
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Man their pistol rounds are going to suffer so fucking hard when they replace jcoob.
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>>2522368
I'll withhold judgement on ash until I see him but the rest of the "Analysts" are all straight up dogshit. I had hoped dupreeh would stay contained on BLAST broadcasts.
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>>2522368
>sjokz
Yeeeees I'm gonna fucking cu-
>ash
WHAT? That might actually be great.
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>that molly
dios mio...
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TWISTZZ MY IGL MY LEADER
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F0zekeks...
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broky wtf lmao
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he is IN the game
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BROKY TOP FRAGGING
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where is banks
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I think its hilarious u kids talking about karrigan. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
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>>2522368
lmao those analysts, mushy english edition.
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Frozen so fuarkin goated man
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https://x.com/i/status/2060315351855022346

https://x.com/i/status/2060328157152952611

Guys?
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Yup they're letting overpass go
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>>2522416
Welcome back, Controlez
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>>2522416
-techno4k
+s0mple (forma de rifle)
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>>2522416
>s1mple & senzu on MongolZ
That shit would literally have me jumping around the room
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>>2522423
>>2522425
so sasha was learning mongolian from senzu
this would be interesting
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@KARRIGAN PLEASE HELP YOUR BOIS OUT
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>>2522416
There is no way they're connected lmao
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Ayo, past threads swore karrigan was the problem... The fuck goin on?
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>>2522444
he was
>>
NEO was the problem
Karrigan was the problem
Jcobbb is the problem
Broky is the problem

Faze is only 50% through their purge
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BOTKY IS BACK BABY
>>
God broky is so fucking retarded
>>
The quintessential twistzz overpass call:
>sit outside monster until last 20 seconds
>shift through smoke and get sprayed down
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You guys aware that if this goes to ancient then its over for faze, right?
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GOATED CALL TWISTA
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>>2522444
karrigan corruption runs deep in Faze, it will take years for it to dissipate
until then we can still blame him for all the problems
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>OT slop
>>
Karrigan would have lost them this game in regulation
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>Plant in the open
God I hate this retard so much. Please for the love of God just get s1mple or woxic.
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faze cant waste a broky 1.10 lifegame
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keep in mind 9z beat falcons and mouz and pari
faze might be top 10 in current form
>>
Seeing joecob lurk is kinda funny.
>>
kick bro-
>>
kick jco-
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kick jco-
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>jc0.90bbb lifegame
that's a 10 year contract extension
>>
kick karri-
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faze > 9z > falcons

KARRIGAN WAS THE PROBLEM
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FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN FR1ZEN
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DDDDDDOUBLE OVERRRRRRRRRRRRTIIIIIIIIMEEE
>>
Overkwab
>>
NT Twistzz
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KEK B0RKY
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LMAO
>>
uh broky?
>>
Broky please man

Please...
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This shit is 4v6
>>
I'm dying here.

The only cure is to kick broky and jcobbb
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that was on twistzz
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broky: 28 kills
frozen: 21 kills

why is that?
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>>2522528
It's Friday
>>
The amount of missed molly sfx I've heard in this map from FaZe is insane.
>>
fazebros...
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Overpass is such a gay map. Any team finishing on the CT side is guaranteed to win.
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>>2522534
tell that to spirit
>>
Lost the map because someone threw a flash for Netanyahu low instead of high. Sad.
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someone tell this nigga twistzz you gotta take the site before the timer expires, preferably with some time left over so you can clear the site and set up a post plant
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Twistzz has to top frag as well as IGL lol
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Not watching ancient, I already know how this ends.

>Karrigan was the heckin' problem!

Yeah ok, pal.
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fucking faze bastards ruinning my planned goon sesh
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>>2522553
https://busification.org/en

s1mple is retarded as fuck XD
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>>2522561
>dragging uncs to the battlefield

Grim (The situation, not the player)
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>>2522553
he lives in spain lol
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>>2522553
ngl video kinda looks fake but that's just me
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>>2522553
I live in New Zealand. What does he mean by this?
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>>2522579
maybe that individual video is fake, it's obviously some pro-russian twitter account, but they do actually just drag people off the streets, there's dozens of videos and you can geolocate them so you know it's not fake
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>already 0-2 down
it's over, we had to do it on overpass
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>>2522588
yeah, I don't live there so I kinda don't care, good luck in the war though
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>>2522590
neither does s1mple
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faze has no chance just forfeit just type gg just exit the game and disband
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>>2522553
skill issue, papito would never
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>frozen's mouse broke
It's over...
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we're saving strats for XSE Pro League 2026
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>>2522553
>those bastards
you hear that russkies, that you, bastards
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>broky hero awp 4k
apologize
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>frozen 2-10
what's up with that?
>>
EZ FOR F4Z3
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>got into post plant
>server crash
>server is back
>didn't even plant the bomb
That's so fucked up.
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>>2522670
based stake fucking over 9z for faze
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NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEE
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>9z winning pistol
>server crash
>redo
>faze start winning every round
esports not rigged?
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>>2522666
decisive map tax
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>>2522678
It's not. Whoever won that pistol would get a massive confidence boost AND the loser would just feel completely cheated on and defeated.
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yeah faze got this, jinx can't reverse that.
>>
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
we up
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>>2522681
ALSO must be fucking awful with enkay j screaming with every kill they get.
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#FAZEUP
>>
EZ4FAZE
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karrigan pulled the plug on the server mid-pistol round to try and stop FaZe but it had the opposite effect.
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next match should be easier
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karriganbros...
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>>2522721
it's crumbling
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BROKY FRIDAY
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Took this sneaky photo of donk when I was stalking him. Enjoy my fellow donk connoisseur's
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What’s this I’m hearing that a divine intervention literally took place in order for faze to win. What the hell happened?
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>>2522963
The depictions of God we have are all wrong
God in heaven wears a Faze tracksuit
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>>2522963
twistzz just unplugged the cable
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>>2522797
he has no business being this cute :')
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>>2522963
faze gives them 30k viewers, every other team barley 10k. they need them to make this event worth it.
neityu called the big yahoo and they did they thing
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>>2522797
>>2522993
I can't believe Niko will have this soon...
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>>2522963
biggest robbery since they rigged Jame's PC crashing in Copenhagen to have choko and chokesy in the playoffs
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>Our fans
>10 comments
>500 likes

Lmao these niggas have no fans
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>>2523031
at least we're not faggots unlike the russians
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>>2523031
indian team
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sweden isnt back :(
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Post major picks
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>>2523089
FlyQuest
Liquid
All you need
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>grand final on Saturday
kek what kind of Mickey mouse shit is this
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>>2523094
it's not a big tournament
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>>2523097
for us
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>>2523002
>>2522999
Spanish people would never do such a thing
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>>2523097
Why's it being spammed and astroturfed on the 'gog then
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>>2523100
the TO isn't Spanish tho, they are just hosting the tournament in Spain
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>>2523105
faze
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>>2523110
who's that
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>>2523112
The latest in a long line of teams that sold Falcons a lemon
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get in here niggas it's time for some magic
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>>2523120
stavn masterclass
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>>2523119
the team that choked while trying to bottom feed against T6 teams? they're all lemons
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>Lucy blessing us on Magic and next FaZe game
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>Wake up
>Faze dropped some kino
Just another day in the office
>>2521503
wya fatty?
>>2522236
>>2522257
>>2522340
Faze won, b0tniggan lost
Danes lost, Russians lost, Basedzil won
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AWr fuckin nigger
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>>2522448
I would say Neo and Karrigan were 70% of the problem.
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What does /cs2g/ rate Freya?
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I can't wait to see all my favorite teams and players play at The Major!
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>>2523185
7 for me. definitly fuckable and he'd be happy to be in a forced marriage with her. but it appears that she used her connections to have NAT cancelled.
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>>2522983
>>
>desperately trying to celebrate mickey mouse tournaments
kek
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>>2523137
How many times I gotta remind you old man?

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
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I love my nigga's pic
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>west coast timezone
Fat self hating mexican just got up kek
Lay off the coca cola hombre
>>
Damn we got MORE Fazekino coming up soon? Perfect.
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>two grand finals in a row
oh it's seething
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>2523201
Yesterday you called me a pole, today you called me a spic.

You're just a retard lil cuckaner.
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-snappi and nip has potential
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destroyed by bottom tier russians at a mickey mouse tournament....
grim (not the player)
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>two [LOSSES] in a row
kek
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f0ze might make 25k at this shitter lan
falcons made 120k and 70k
you lost
your ship sinks
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>>2523185
4/10
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>>2523185
as long as her dick is bigger than mine, 10/10
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>>2523229
Based mommy lucy enjoyer.
>>
https://www.hltv.org/events/9028/iem-cologne-major-2026-stage-1
Why can't i find this "faze clan" in the attending teams?
there's all kinds of shitters like M80, TYLOO, NRG, Sharks, all kinds of no name whos nobody has ever heard of, but no "faze"
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>>2523235
>aussie power hour made it in even
kek
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>>2523239
damn that shirt logo should've been their sticker
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>10-2
nip is so fucking shit
we 12-0'd these shitters
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AWRAAAAAAAAAAA
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>stake so irrelevant it's not even on the front page of hltv
kek
>>
You're not part of the team tiny little fat man
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>2523235
absolutely bubbling kekekekekeke
>>
if nip comes back and wins ancient I'm gonna be pissed
I wanna bet on them after losing map1

also, hi magog. just got back from work. Did I miss anything?
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forced to cuckwatch the major for almost 3 weeks kek
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a 3 tier invite system is dumb given how much churn there is in cs
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wrap ts shit up nigga we wanna watch Faze
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GOAT AW
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isn't this gambling and verboten
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>>2523313
newcomers have no fucking idea how good they have it
qualifiers were a fucking shitshow, and you'd get teams you'd never heard of before "taking spots" from established teams because of a stinker or two
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poles dont like falcons
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>>2523328
3 tiers is overkill
it should be 1 or 2
even now you can look at the rankings and they're all jumbled up
if you're going to do 3 tiers the lockins should be closer to the tournament
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>>2523335
>if you're going to do 3 tiers the lockins should be closer to the tournament
that we can debate
but without qualifiers 32 teams is perfect imo
>>
nobody actually likes zywoo they just pretend to like him because they hate the other options
some anons pretend to ironically like him
>>
>flame karrigan when he isn't even playing or in the news
>nobody really cares
>"hmm... guess I'll try zywoo next"
imagine being such a lazy troll you can't even make up some shit about whatever tier 2 team is currently playing
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>>2523346
he would NEVER attack AW, AWRA is too powerful
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>>2523328
And yet we will still have title contenders fighting in 0-2 games because of tier 3 region abusers lifegaming bo1s.
At least the RMRs were entertaining
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>>2523354
>we will still have title contenders fighting in 0-2 games because of tier 3 region abusers lifegaming bo1s.
that problem has been fixed now - unless your title contenders are in stage 1
>>
ironic fanfag called out
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>>2523369
Liquid will take the crown
>>
they shouldn't let people hide their flags behind EU flags on the 'tv
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>>2523380
aren't they the pinnacle of region abusers? lol
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why are 4chan memes leaking to hltv?
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>>2523395
>how to write a lot without saying anything, the reddit post
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>>2523399
theyve been posting that for a decade
>>
Why are all the young stars like donk and Kyousuke russian
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>>2523403
we got uh makazze and uh jcobbb
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>haaland + zywoo posting
kek
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>>2523411
RIP haalandwoo
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>>2523409
>jakub "jcobbb" Pietwetzetqweansetawerawitzsteinwki
>good
>young
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>hltvfags bringing their cancer here in screenshot format now as well
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donk : 962k winnings, 19
jcobb : 70k winnings, 22
kyousuke : 190k winnings, 18
makazze : 234k winnings, 19
donk > makazze > kyousuke > jcobb
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we'll rematch magic in finals. kino.
>>
the 'gog and hltv have always been brother communities
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>it's the soccer analogy postchain
Who is the EPL of counterstrike, who just defeated leliga and won 2 for 2 in the battle of europe so far?
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>>2523395
HLTV is run by a single mod on 100 account.
its a waste of time being on there.
if you check streamable or imgur link clicks. never reach over 500, maybe 1-2 get 1k.
but most are 200-500 views.
But supposedly there are threads with 200 +1 and 100s of users in threads talking.
Joanthan E is running this website thinking hes funny af, +1 his own posts, commetning on his own threads. When someone counters his arguments on one of his accounts, he will reply with another to the dude who shit on him with
>"dude i think hes right bro his arguments are good"
And when some user is funnier them him, gets more +1's gets he will ban them.
He seen his accounts, draganoid_destroyer, GenericName, dozens more.
Biggest loser on the planet this guy.funniest shit is that he didnt get enough of his stupid fame on his dumb schizoid forum he controls, no he now is selecting his own posts for HLTV podcast, you know, they have that segment where user posts get read.
Funny how 50% of these posts are from GenericName.
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>>2523432
mezii = messi
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get cucked fags
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>>2523433
i'm willing to entertain your schizo theories but only if you tell me more about the owner of the website
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OH NO NO NO NO NO

D A N E D
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>>2523185
9.5/10 desu, nordic goddess
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>>2523441
>>2523438
What do you wanna know about the owner?
He was just some lucky nerd. Made bank selling it.

And im 100% sure he created narratives back in the day, boosted stats of certain players. Possibly more weird shit.
The drop of, off certain regions is just too big.
But once AI is really advanced and readily available, people will work their way back and expose them if there was some shady stuff.
>>
This is revenge for cadiaN, you fuckers
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>>2523438
>>2523441
>>2523449
Or do you mean the betting group that owns them?
If that, yeah, they are 100% from a certain region, like all betting services and they fix matches xd
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>>2523313
really should only be 2 tiers desu
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i thought nip would win....
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EZ4AWRA
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>>2523449
what's the nationality of the owner for starters
any overt political views?
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>>2523475
>>2523463
the mod, Jonathan E i mean
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What went wrong?
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Faze will rape magic in finals. You just know it's gonna be kino. They almost beat them yesterday.
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>nip in big 2026
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>>2523484
Monesy's kd is lower than donk's? Lol
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>>2523481
feels like they should be better, dont know whats wrong honestly
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>>2523485
IDK man
AWRA is... aura itself
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FAZE THE FUCK UP
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Just let broky and jcobbb go already.
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why is chikaner posting hltv garbage here
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what do we think?
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>>2523475
the owner was dane, now its the you know who, the "you know whoish" betting group who bought it.

>>2523480
Jonathan E is English, pretended to be Spanish cause hes brown. In reality hes Indian English
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>>2523503
>AU, UK, US casters good
>CA casters shit
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is twistzz half indian?
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>>2523498
broky friday
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>>2523507
Pilipino
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An EWC invite would've been nice but whatever, Singapore is the prize.
>>2523485
>>2523492
>>2523495
Faze Up brothers.
>>2523501
Ignore every chikaner post. He's just baiting for reactions, don't give him any.
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>>2523510
>broky friday
That's every single day of the week nowadays.
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Damn that's a long streak of domination. No wonder people are so assblasted about this topic and desperate for nufaze to be any good
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>fails at bottom feeding at trash mickey mouse tournaments
>w-we'll make the major after the next one
still in stage 1
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surely faze is getting an invite to The Esports World Cup?
it would be absolutely humiliating if they failed to qualify
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>>2523526
we're winning stake
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>>2523529
It's chikaner mate, ignore.
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>>2523529
you seem to be dodging the question
>100k prize pool shitterlan
kek
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>>2523526
superdraculan maybe?
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NICE BOYS
NICE RUSSEL
NICE DAVID
NICE JAKUB
NICE RYAN
NICE HELVIJS
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>prediction algorithm lists lynn first
curious
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>>2523544
Ryan is such a weird name for a frenchie.
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>celebrating being up against a literal #50 team
getting cucked out of the major has mindbroken f0zefags
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faze is t1 again :)
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Nice Helvijs
Nice Russel
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kek who was saying in the other thread that sharks was a good team and shouldn't be put in 0-3?
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polish donk
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>m-maybe in 5 months we'll make a relevant tournament
2 more weeks (times 10)
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>>2523582
we're playing in that china tournament
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>Broky when the match is against tier 5 South Americans
Still love that nigga
>>2523588
It's Chikaner mate, ignore.
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>>2523529
it's Chupacabra mate, ignore
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>bottom feeder tournament in east asia
>when the WC is on
>no good teams going
scraping the bottom of the barrel kek
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it's la cucaracha m8, ignore
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FaZe is CS
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jcobbb must stay
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if I write mate maybe people will think I'm white not a chicano in california
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it's el chimmychonga just ignore him
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>>2523547
das it rite
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>>2523603
>Jcobb when the match is against tier 5 South Americans
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crazy how the era when faze was good is irrevocably tied to the hippo and also many years ago
It's time for them to call it quits
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>nip vs faze for a rematch against magic in the grand final
all three of the teams I root for somehow ended up here
bangin', smashin' even
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>jcobb 16-3 153 adr
not even donk does this
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I get the logic behind pretending to be a vitality or zywoo fan but what's the point of pretending to be a faze fan?
Especially when they won't play in anything important until maybe December.
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>>2523547
Problem yt boy?
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>>2523631
>pug tier competition
butthurt belt really grasping for anything
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>>2523633
>fake person has now idea how everyone else manages to fake better than him
maybe you're just a waste of oxygen
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>>2523646
icm,i
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we're watching this after
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>>2523658
i'm actually watching this
https://youtu.be/B61gUYtvWY0
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>>2523657
it's an homage tow AW
you wouldn't understand
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did poles really pin all their esports nationalism hopes on f0ze? kek
this is like trusting the brits after ww2
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>>2523658
apparently 5
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this ultra-retarded german is starting to grow on me
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>>2523695
>socks and sandals
Nah bruh this nigga doing that to troll
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I'm getting nervous...
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>>2523704
how would that be a bad thing?
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twistzz masterlcass t side.....
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>>2523710
He is shining a bad light on us :(
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FROZEN LOCK IN
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>>2523704
it's a pleb filter
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nice, f0ze
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>>2523722
deserved for losing ww2
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>struggling this hard against #50 team
kek
>>
EASY FOR US
WE'RE BEATING FUCKING MAJOR TEAMS
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#FAZEUP
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I hate these last 15 seconds pushes they make me so anxioujs
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>conceded 9 to shitters
grim
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If you think FaZe is in a hole consider the fact it can always be worse
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>>2523792
yeah, but at least liquid's going to the major!
(nvm how)
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i'm catching feelings for lucy
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Surely faze has qualified for EWC now?
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>>2523793
>>2523795
what the fuck, that wasn't hltv rating
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>>2523441
the articles about rooting for karrigan make sense now
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>>2523799
you're just horny
have a wank and rethink your life
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>>2523484
for me, it's the 2026 playoffs filter
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https://www.hltv.org/news/44717/the-art-of-the-pre-major-hail-mary

Not reading allat lilbro.
>>2523792
Literally no one thinks Faze is in a hole. The hippo sunk the ship deeper than the Titanic, obviously recovery will take time. Only disingenuous bad faith actors are mocking Faze's current state right now. Everyone else knows their trajectory is going to easily win them Singapore.
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20 more weeks
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fucking lucky macacos
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we've fucking lost
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>behind vs big # 5 0 worldwide
y I k e s
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broky friday
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that ancient was lost with hippo btw
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>>2523855
>karrigan signs for Falcons
>HLTV: he's the Carlo Ancelotti of CS
>two events pass with embarrassing final losses
>HLTV: uhh actually it's just a hail Mary for the Major
lmaooooooo
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we're a ct team
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>>2523925
Why's he so unhappy in the after pic?
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>>2523946
because they are probably losing every scrim
or hes mad they dont scrim. the team was til 26th in china and now they all are til monday in their home countries.
they will only spend one and a half week training lol
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>>2523946
Backstabbed his brothers for 30 pieces of silver, he knows he's going to hell
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the only team that doesn't pose like autistic retards or 80 year old men with their arms behind their back, fuck the sponsors we rather look fly
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God I love broky.... him and frozen are keeping me fazing up. twistzz is good too I guess
but when frozen leaves this will just be the broky show
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>>2523972
>monesy with the "I'm gay btw" bracelet
>niko with the "I'm rich btw" watch
>karrigan with the based wedding band
I wonder which identity teses and kyosucky will show one day
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>>2523990
thats a kaballah bracelet, mbs has inducted him into a secret school and also gayraped him
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>>2523990
is kyou giving us the finger?
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>>2523999
never been much into the gay scene so I have no idea what you're talking about, but thanks for corroborating my analysis

>>2524004
I missed that. You're right
I guess he is showing some identity then. And that means teses does too, since he's the odd one out
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>f0ze playing against trash for peanuts
> still seething about karrigan
kek
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stake ranked episode 2 > cac
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>>2524014
I remember giving a sneaky middle finger during the class photos hehe
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>>2524024
last I remember, we tried shoving fingers up each other's asses to make each other flinch
good times
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>>2523972
>"fuck the sponsors"
>slaves to the house of Saud
top kek
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>>2524034
you're shooting your load too quick
save that stuff for ewc
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Arabs are our guys and de-DEIng the pozz out of video games
Trannies HATE them
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>>2524027
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>>2524048
saudis are kikeslaves
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>>2524057
currently we all are
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[x] Impotent anger towards muslims
[x] Impotent anger towards jews
>>
#FAZEUP
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WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK WERE BACK
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>magic
>faze
>nip
best timeline

also jcobbb, just use some fucking hand sanitizer if you're that scared of spreading germs
it's starting to look like a compulsive disorder
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My faze niggas

Not too shabby eh
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>celebrating mickey mouse lans while being cucked out of everything relevant for the next 6 months
grim fate
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>>2523795
The new musketeers?
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I guess it's settles
they wouldn't send him out for the interview if he wasn't staying
congratz french guy
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>>2524098
>settles
settled....
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>>2523972
after further research I have discovered that in the top 30 vrs tyloo, lynn vision, the non-jewish members of G2 and of course blamef also cross their arms, fascinating trends
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very easy for us
we'll get a trophy before the hippo does
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>>2524117
oh and 3dmax
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getting into majors or the EWC aint easy :(
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>>2524117
>non-jewish members of G2
>blameF
yeah, I'm definitely crossing my arms from now on
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>>2524098
>french
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how do you make the game not lag?
i have gigabyte internet
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>>2524145
queue on your own region
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https://www.twitch.tv/kyxsancs
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>>2524148
does the midwest have separate servers for casual/dm
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FaZe Clan’s Counter-Strike team has noticeably worsened since veteran In-Game Leader Finn "karrigan" Andersen left the organization to join Team Falcons.Following his sudden departure, FaZe struggled deeply with team identity, resulting in their elimination from the IEM Cologne Major. While the revamped roster managed a brief spark—upsetting G2 in the quarter-finals at the $1 million BLAST Rivals event in Fort Worth—they quickly fell to NAVI and the organization has otherwise remained in a massive slump
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>>2524098
i wouldn't be so sure, jL was doing post game interviews for Mouz and he isn't staying there
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>>2524167
>and he isn't staying there
I have no idea why he would want to
I also have no idea why faze would want him
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what's up with hasbara using mostly frenchies
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>>2524166
winning stake ranked episode 2 is better than anything hippo has done in two years
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>>2524166
>>2524175
samefag
get better material
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>>2524175
>25k 1st place
>8 teams
>vs literal nobodies
lmao
even participating is admitting you're cooked
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>>2524177
>>2524176
what did hippo do?
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>>2523185
2/10
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When you see it used on social media, it is intended to mean state propaganda, specifically aimed at social media.

There is this idea (and I have no clue how true it is) that Israel pays people to go on social media and argue with people in favour of Israel, as if they were regular citizens and not specifically mandated to do that.

There's a notion that whatever gets the job done is good to use, real news, fake news, whatever, to convey a pro-Israel narrative. Again, I have personally no clue how true this is. As far as I'm concerned, if you show me a state that doesn't engage in propaganda, then I have something to sell you.

Israel does run covert social media influence operations - just like Russia, Iran, China, Ukraine, the United States, and most other countries in the modern world that see themselves as fighting international propaganda wars. But it’s also become a dogwhistle in the Palestine movement to just call any opinion on Israel or Jews you disagree with “hasbara” to imply it’s illegitimate and part of a conspiracy, similar to accusing individual Jews of being agents of Mossad.
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forced to cuckwatch the hated hippo for the next few months lol
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>>2524186
>There is this idea (and I have no clue how true it is) that Israel pays people to go on social media and argue with people in favour of Israel
yeah, it's not like that's been common knowledge for years
fuck off back to r*ddit
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>>2524174
our jews puppets are having difficutlies PR wise so we decided to step in instead.
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is he wrong?
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>>2524186
might be true, but the opposite side doing this with such a massive number advantage makes the pro israel voice irrelevant now. just say kill all the jews and millions of likes will be given on the spot. the pro israel voices will be drowned by the anti israel voices.
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>>2524204
there's no way a mickey mouse tournament with no name whos and a sunken ship called faze would rig it for ratings
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>>2524204
>xitter cap
niggerfaggot
>is he wrong?
obviously
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>>2524204
>francisco postiglione
>postiglione
>positig-lion-e
>lion

karrigan seething at faze succeeding without him
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>>2524205
good
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>>2524328
not good.
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https://x.com/Ozzny_CS2/status/2060399371573690617
this *cannot* happen
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>>2524441
wouldnt surprise me, but i dont even know who they'd replace
liquid *SHOULD* be a top 20 team with they're current players even if ultimate sucks, but somehow they manage to not be
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we're in here

https://www.twitch.tv/blamef
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>>2524488
>liquid *SHOULD* be a top 20 team with they're current players even if ultimate sucks, but somehow they manage to not be
weird...
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>>2524513
hippo
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is he wrong?
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>>2524535
I hope the desk makes fun of him
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>stake ranked final when the CL final is on
the mickiest of mouses
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>>2524535
FREE MY RACIST GOAT
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he's back
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>>2524540
why would they do that
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I entered some sort of command into my demo viewer and now I can no longer see names of teammates, does anyone know how to fix this without using xray?
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>2523863
Yes cuckaner

https://www.hltv.org/news/44529/karrigan-interview-leaving-faze-joining-falcons-and-first-impressions
>When we have to look at Falcons and what we're doing in the project, okay, we're looking at Singapore Major
-fatt "fattiggan" fatterson

kek this fatty has no faith for Cologne
>>2523955
kek these retards are so fucked

easiest 0-3 pick of my life
>>2523972
Wow t0ses is the only normal looking person, everyone else is either fat, ugly or gay.
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>>2524166
>>2524175
>>2524176
>>2524177
>>2524181
Consult the charts please: >>2518934
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>>2524600
>Singapore Major Grand Finals
>FaZe vs 100T
>Rain vs Twistzz, battle of the brains
>Device vs Broky, battle of the awps
KINO!!!!!!!
>>
6 months of seething cuckwatching kwab
>>
6 months of rapewatching yes

Never forget fatty, this was just the trailer:

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026
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years of impotent seethe and now 6 months of cuckoldry
>>
fat mongel hours
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>>2524735
reminder they won a tournament of this caliber with kyxsan
karrigan has a lot of catching up to do or else he will burn his whole IGL legacy in like 2 years of epic failure
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>>2524780
Who is this reminder for? Anyone who's anyone knows what a fat fraud fattiggan is. Not even worth discussing at this point.

I would go so far as to say he never had a legacy, he was just a loudmouth. Ropz saved his entire career.
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oh right
lol
I'm usually asleep when american hours peak
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>>2524779
you mean mongrel
mongels have barely woken up
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>Gets on the thread
>Quotes 50+ people
>Seethes about a fat dane
>Repeats on and on for 6 months
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mindbroken by years of impotent fatty seethe
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>>2524864
chikaner literally has no life, he's a brown twink who gets bullied out of every thread he enters lmao
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Gonna be hype to see Spirit, Falcons, Vitality, BetBoom, Liquid, G2, Mouz, Na`Vi and Paravision all play at the major in just a few days
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>>2524864
chewbacca really has no life
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>>2522963
Reach out and touch faith...
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>>2525165
frozen will never stop believing
twistzz might out of spite
no idea wtf goes on in broky's head
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>Canada lost in hockey again
This can't be happening, chikaner won again
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kek chikaner's referring to himself in third person now to get people to stop calling him out

cuckaner! bitchaner! rapedkwabner!
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>>2525289
careful!
it's the chikanbearpig! he's coming right for us!
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In 11 hours, we will be there or we will be square.
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>Major is in 3 days
i know it's the qualification stage but damn time sure flew by fast
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so many fat mindraped mutts kek
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its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqrqk45v9Ho
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>no banks on major
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https://youtu.be/S2A_uXFhqfk
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>>2526026
I don't mind it. Banks' shtick has been getting old as fuck
but whoever brave person made that decision should probably sleep with one eye open
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>>2526026
What were you expecting? OJ Borg has been the stage host for all the recent big IEMs. There's no point in hiring Banks if your not going to have him shout around on stage and ask the crowd to make some noise. As a desk host he's pretty poor, stunna does that way better and as an interviewer sjokz completely mogs him.
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>>2526063
>as an interviewer sjokz completely mogs him.
tbf sjokz and heccu mog everyone
hot women interviewing nerds will never get old
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First Bestia, then 9z. How much more betrayal can Argentina take? Is Gabe secretly a Neymar fan?
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>>2526085
weak shit
if you're gonna schizo, go hard
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^unironic faggots itt who can't take a joke
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>>2526092
lol
it's not just your shit that's weak. Grow some skin
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>>2526075
>hot women interviewing nerds will never get old
True. A bit stereotypical but the female interviewers always seem a bit more compassionate which makes the interview as a whole more easy flowing and usually gets a bit more out of the interviewee. Contrast that with Banks' Budapest Major humiliation ritual.
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>>2526096
Sjokz literally bullied manletsnake for no reason at all.

https://x.com/BLASTPremier/status/2050399796943323556
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>>2526096
>female interviewers always seem a bit more compassionate which makes the interview as a whole more easy flowing and usually gets a bit more out of the interviewee
exactly
or the poor guy completely shuts down, which is also funny
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when hippo benched broky he should've benched himself as well
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>>2526098
maui deserves the warwick davis treatment
disgusting little midget
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>>2526098
Hot women are the natural enemies of manlets thoughbeit. It is to be expected that she would behave like this in the presence of looksmaxxer Tauson.

>>2526105
>or the poor guy completely shuts down, which is also funny
Yeah nervous rookies just staring at the floor and trying to avoid looking at the cleavage at all costs is amusing. But you can hardly blame that on the interviewer.
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sjokz is fucking ugly
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>>2526112
>you can hardly blame that on the interviewer.
I'm not. I think it's funny as hell
your points about them getting more out of the players is correct, this is just the cherry on top
I want sjokz or heccu to be interviewers on all events
banks is stale, that queer guy is lame as hell, and I don't even remember anyone else.... so they must've done a shit job
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>>2526118
you can just ask, bro
no need to beat around the bush
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>>2526118
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>>2526121
>banks is stale
I agree but I will be eternally grateful to him for this moment.
>that queer guy is lame as hell
Darfmike or whatever he's called? Or do you mean STYKO?

>>2526123
>>2526125
Sexooooo
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>>2526129
no, they're analysts - mostly at least
the fag with the ponytail
>I will be eternally grateful to him for this moment.
he's always forced to do these humiliation rituals (at least according to him)
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>>2526132
>the fag with the ponytail
https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Pala
This one?

>(at least according to him)
lel
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>>2526132
tried googl'ing "cs2 interviewer" to find him
what's happening in brazil??
>>2526139
>This one?
yes. That's the one
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I can't wait for NiP to brutally rape Faze today so that the world finally gets exposed to broky and jcobb. Today karrijesus will collect a W.
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>>2526118
would you still say that if she approached you at the bar in Cologne with her eyes piercing through your soul as she tries to hide the screaming of her hag genes causing her ovaries to ache for a man to throw her into bed so she can lock her long, perfect legs around you as you cum deep inside her?
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>>2526164
>wanting nip to win out of spite
>wanting nip to win because stavn is a meme machine
we are very different anon, even if we both like karrigan
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>>2526190
I don't know about him, but I'm game
hit me up, sjokz
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>>2526164
Already got raped once lil fatty >>2521503
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wasn't gentle mates kinda decent
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Crazy things are happening in shitterland
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>>2526381
>>2526382
wtf
EF back to tier2?
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>>2526388
also,
jotaaa went to EF? lol
he wasn't THAT bad
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>>2526394
didnt he leave on his own? i think i remember reading that. but a very very weird decision.
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alright
I'm invested now
go for another OT please
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>>2526402
;___;
>>
FaZe Up you fucking n words
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xKaspersky will HUMBLE twistzz
>>
https://x.com/BanKsEsports/status/2060448258850218441
>>
>>2526441
I ain't ninja
>>
>>2526450
>no banks humiliation ritual exit interviews
NOOOO
>>
>>2526450
>We need the voice of CounterStrike in the arena
Isn't the "voice of CS" Anders?
>>
>>2526462
Anders wasn't invited either...
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>>2526458
truly we are robbed
>>
https://kick.com/starladder
>>
>>2526480
We hate faze here
>>
#FAZEUP
>>
Fazekeks...
>>
nip got decimated by magic how is this happening....
>>
hippo strats this is awful
>>
FazeKEKS
>>
son
>>
NIIIICEEE
>>
G2
-PayPal
-MATYS
+stavn
+antivirus
>>
Faze bros.......
>>
stavn is literally cucking faze...
>>
>>2526535
Matys is fine...
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>want to faze up
but the goat bull is playing....
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>>2526547
TEMU m0NESY
>>
>>2526549
has anyone ever compared him to monesy, or are you just desperate for attention?
>>
would faze be top 1 if -neityhu -broky +zywoo +donk?
>>
>>2526554
stop eating crayons and wait another 10 years before you're allowed to post here
>>
PLEASE WIN PISTOLS
>>
>>2526554
depends if donk kneels to the woo
>>
What the fuck is wrong with broky, I swear half his deaths in any game is him being caught unaware
>>
does anyone have some good pics of stavn?
sad to say I'm lacking in that department (please don't fuck my wife, stavn)
>>
GODKY SATURDAY
>>
>>2526545
He was but now that he needs to larp as a pure entry fragger ever since Nertz joined he hasn't been the same. Unironically malbs would be better than him in the current team.
>>
>>2526575
does nertz just ruin any team he joins?
>>
good to hear emkay's awake
>>
NICE
>>
faze...is back?
>>
NIPPERS???
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is this the ultimate
>hate the org, love the players
match?
except for astralis, I can't think of orgs that are more hated compared to how much people like the players
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apologise.
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sjuush just ran over faze....
lock in broky
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>>2526579
No, just bad roles. Both huNter and Netrz are kinda lurky players and a player like malbs that sacrificially entries on command would just fit much better than MATYS.
>>
>stavn with the cheating fetish
sick smoke shot
>>
NIGGER BOTS
>>
Faze is so fucking shit
>>
extremely well time played
this match is bangin'
>>
Is Faze going to crash the server again? This isn't looking good.............
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>is that a faze OT I hear?
I bet he's proud
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f0zebr0s...
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just make him stand in for the french fag
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fucking bottigan...
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>>2526638
but who's gonna blow their ears out after every kill?
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>>2526647
frozen already got the navi spot he doesnt care anymore
>>
I want to get dicked down by Lucy
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>>2526649
He cared yesterday.
>>
>>2526649
>navi
I really hope not
it'd be even harder for me to root for navi than it is for falcons
I can't take anymore favorite players going to hatewatch teams
>>
>>2526654
he got the invite today
>>
>>2526649
Faze is done for if he leaves
>>
we took vitality to ot on nuke
WE CANT LOSE THIS
>>
>>2526681
but we had karrigan then :/
>>
>>2526686
nope
>>
>>2526689
oh recent match
my mind just jumped straight to the major
>>
botky just buy five seven retard
>>
>>2526686
and imagine how good we are now without that deadweight
>>
>>2526695
yeah.... things sure are looking up....
>>
>frozen vs stavn
WHO THE FUCK DO I ROOT FOR?????
>>
>>2526696
just watch this space lilbro
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>>2526701
I'd been sad no matter who won....
why can't I be happy no matter who wins?
>>
I can't watch this shit with this tranny casting, man what the fuck. The other guy is not better either.
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>>2526707
I don't speak afro american
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why do I get the sudden need to wank off to futa porn?
>>
Brother Netanyahu ran out of shekels. Bro is not even a clutch CT demon anymore.
>>
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
imagine if we had another frozen instead of neityu
>>
f0ze kek
>>
surely we dont have a disaster t side nuke
>>
more players need to scream every time they win
>>
broky..... I love you, but goddamn
>>
>n0p
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>stavn on ct side
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gg
>>
we're back
>>
FAZE
is
EZAF backwards
Because it's EZ AF for FAZE
>>
f0ze keks...
>>
>>2526763
Is this Chechik?
>>
>snappy making fun of enkay
heh
>>
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>bro
>she came onto me
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>>2526798
fucked if I know.... pic is probably 10 years old
>>
f0ze keks..............
>>
WHAT THE FUCK TWISTZZ
>>
hahahaha
stavn fucking rocks that awp like it was swisher's girlfriend
just need sjuush to wake up and it's a 2-0
>>
fazebros...
>>
kek f0zies
>>
That was a pathetic last round lmao
>>
rip f0z0 you won't be missed
>>
happy for nip, sad for faze
bring on AW
>>
s-saving major s-strats
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What
Went
Wrong
?
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fuck bottigan, he made us lose another game
>>
I can't believe Karrigan did this...
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I can't believe f0ze became a tier 2 team in my lifetime
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>>2526831
LOOK AT BROKYS ADR
SIX SEVEN
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>>2526831
k*rrig*n
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>>2526831
nothing personel f0zecucks...
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>>2526836
always has been
karrigan just managed to outbrain all the tier1 teams
>>
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
At least ohne will cheer us up
>>
>snappi glazing stavn
guy really wants to keep his marriage intact
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>>2526850
only gay post in 3 hours
good job faggot
>>
It's a bo3. What's the veto going to be like?
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>>2526855
>>
>>2526855
magic will probably ban nuke... that's all I've got
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>>2526856
SIX SEVEN
>>
its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12VtvbzUxCs
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the boys look CLEAN
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>>2526960
looking fresh for that 0-3
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LMFAO FAILED TO FUCKING BOTTOMFEED
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>>2526602
reminder, Christingan wouldn't have let this happen
>>
AWRA is taking this shii home
>>
>>2526831
k-karrigan was the problem
>>
Champions league final shortly lads
England going for the clean sweep over jfs
>>
>>2526974
draculan
>>
fazing out of relevant competitions
200 more weeks
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love you AW!!
but I'm gonna have to go with nip on this one
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>>2526831
>3 danes defeated f0ze
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT LIKE THIS
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>>2527025
it's taco tuesday bro. ignore
>>
EPL UP LMAO
GOD HATES FAZE.
GOD HATES YOU
>>
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>5:37
Aussiesissies come get ya mans...
>>
this is anubis btw
nip have absolutely outbrained them
>ban nuke? okay breh :)
>>
sjuush is fucking unstoppable atm....
>>
AW really fucking hates their coach lol
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>>2527097
no goat stavn then
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does stake have twitch vods or was everything on kick
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>>2527113
there's vods on kick
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>>2527120
god everything about kick sucks ass
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>>2527124
i take that back, it has one saving grace you can rewind the stream
i still don't know why twitch is so autistic about that
>>
>letting AW down
these niggas...
>>
insane clownshow
how did faze lose to either team?
>>
I SWEAR BRUH
THESE NIGGAS DON'T DESERVE AW
>>
nip made the mistake of buying rifles
just buy tec9
>>
fucking noobs
>>
just give away site. it works 5% of the time.
>>
who should faze kick?
>>
acezy
>>
>>2527238
neityu, broky, jcobbb
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>>2527238
banks
>>
>>2527243
too late they just signed netty kek (confirmed when they sent him out to interview)
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Can FaZe still do it?
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>>2527249
seriously? oh no....
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>>2527251
no. ez for legacy.
>>
nip wins this with tec9 forces
>>
EZ4AWRA
>>
>>2527337
mirage
>>
stake must be so pissed they don't have faze's cucksquad to boost their viewcount kek
>>
my nigga AWRA...
>>
>>2527124
YouTube > Kick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Twitch
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>>2527430
This, but the other way around.
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>>2526164
The hippo wins again
>>
its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXfPLiKFy0Q
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you guys miss emkay?
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>>2527454
Why was banks on the bus with Falcons.
>>
AYO WHERE MY NIPPERS @???
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F0ze is a tier 2 team
>>
i won more bo3 than f0ze today
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>>2527546
tab back in snappi, final is not over yet
>>
c0irne
>>
>13-11
>13-10
nt my niggas
>>2526974
right >>2518902
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>2527025
>2527029
kek so desperate this fatty has started samefagging
>>
stavwoo
>>
>>2527523
>faze haters are unironic trannies
Faze won
>>
awp role mega exposed by hobbyist awper
>>
AWbros... this team let us down
>>
Magic's awper gets diffed a lot.
>>
GET KEKED

sorry AW....
>>
unlucky, lose both pistols in cs2 and it's over
>>
>danish stud picks up awping as a hobby
>rapes full time AWPers
Uhh??
>>
uhhh I wish these Danish bvlls would run a train on my brown bussy
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HELLO?? IT'S FUCKING UPPPPP


https://youtu.be/pXfPLiKFy0Q
https://youtu.be/pXfPLiKFy0Q
https://youtu.be/pXfPLiKFy0Q
>>
I mean realistically what can Faze do? They're playing all these tournaments so I assume they want to retain their VRS instead of starting afresh. So they're limited to 2 kicks including Neityu. And Neityu is definitely not staying. So that leaves us with 1 kick. Twistzz and Frozen aren't leaving, so either it's Jcobb or Broky.

Replacing Jcobb with a good rifler will probably yield better results than replacing Broky with a good awper, with good awpers being scarce.
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>>2527667
they should get naf on awp
>>
>>2527667
deko
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>>2527667
>Frozen [isn't] leaving
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>>2527614
>""Vlog""
>carefully PR approved interview segments with rehearsed answers
can't make em like Spirit I guess...
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>>2527697
gonna cry?
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>>2527704
>don't get to see monesy and niko make out
yes
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>>2527704
I don't care one way or another. It's just a shame.
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>>2527689
He isn't, Navi is on an upward trajectory at the moment, they aren't gonna make changes till Singapore, even if they bomb out of Cologne.
>>
We're Fazing Up here btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr4iKalu2HE
>>2527667
Faze jimi?
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>>2527717
>Navi is the only team frozen could possibly join
He is way too good for what FaZe currently is and everybody including him knows it.
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Aussie chads keep on winning!
>>2527725
>currently
And he knows they're gonna make changes. Besides not only does he like Faze he's good friends with Twistzz and Broky.
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>faze won against nip with karrigan when it was EU
>lost against nip without karrigan when it was danish
you couldn't write a better script to humiliate daneantis kek
reminder every time you hit post you're using Danish Technology
>>
>>2527731
What kind of completely pointless statistic is that?
>>
I'm actually riding 3 small dane dicks right now
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>>2527731
based aussies
entire economy based on digging up rocks and they still mog 98% of the world
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>stake was a le failure for faze
we went up +3 rankings
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>>2527738
Not pointless because Faceit is the pipeline to pro CS.

But obviously Australia's numbers are a little inflated because of the DEI spots.
>>2527741
Them niggas be chill like that.
>>2527745
Nice, next stop: China.
>>
>obese meximutt wakes up (barely before noon)
>immediately starts seething uncontrollably
kek sanchez jinxed f0ze down to tier 3
>>
>>2527748
It is pointless because this isn't in any way a statement about the quality of the scene. That comes down to individual orgs. If you look at Faceit level 10's by country size, it looks completely different without any type of correlation to this, which is contradictory. In other words, it is complete bullshit stat with no implications at all.
>>
One dane in my mouth and one spic in my ass
>>
20 more weeks until we play in something relevant fazesisters
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>>2527760
1 month until china tournament though
>>
>>2527771
icm,i
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>>2527738
>mad about aussies
smell a wog
>>
>not a single top 8 team
>relevant
o kek
>>
>3 days (48+24 hours) before C0l0gne M0j0r
>literally zero(0) hype
Disaster is upon us /magoggers/
>>
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>>2527884
>but but le synagogue of counter strike!
>>
>>2527884
Stage 1 is just the rmrs/minors rebranded.
>>
>>2527884
we are ALL excited for FlyQuest/Liquid, don't worry
>>
What's the damage control plan for faze?
>>
>>2527990
vrs increased. mission accomplished.
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>>2527994
>getting raped 2-0 by nip was the plan bros
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at least faze beats betboom right?
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FR this shit gon be easy
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is team liquid going to be the faze clan of the major?
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>>2527990
they have none, they simply bottled it
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>>2528069
how are elige and malbs this bad? is it poohy's fault?
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>>2528144
they can't handle polish aura
>>
jcobbb is just punished siuhy/ultimate at this point lol
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whomst
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>>2528232
Faze Up
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>>2528232
Welcome to PARIVISION, Senzu
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>>2528232
teses bros...
>>
NATO is making faze tank so poles have to support team liquid
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he said top 10 not top 100 bro
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>>2528232
He is riding home.
>>
Don't @ me fatties.
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>>2528551
tier 2 hieroglyphics
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>>2523185
either a 6 or 7
>>
>>2528551
>Filename
Senoooooooor
>>
watch

https://youtu.be/gxCLvCWhTVU
>>
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>>2528662
>look inside
>no esea
fraud detected
also
>highly rates services he directly shills like refag & demoviewers
>>
>2528658
hook line and sinker
>>2528648
which ones do you disagree with? probably TDU but I have faith in the boys
>>
>>2528551
FlyQuest / Liquid 3:0
others IDGAF
>>
>>2528681
Yes king!
>>
>>2528670
buy refrag faggot
>>
>>2528684
give me a code already elige
>>
>>2528675
the joke is that nobody knows who they are so they're indecipherable glyphs
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>>2528695
thats not a funny joke because we all know who they are
>>
>>2523513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbNPrIKn95Y
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>>2528695
brudda literally everyone knows who they are except sharks and gaimin
>>
there's only 5-6 relevant teams in csgo, everyone else is no name whos
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>>2528703
For a second there I thought it was Liquid.

And then I remembered Shox did play for Liquid
>>
remember when shox forced his team to have this bot?

https://youtu.be/wJxtwWf9pVE
>>
nobody gives af about this unc stop posting about it
>>
>>2528719
kek
https://streamable.com/spuqm0
remember broesser? esea had so much soul that faceit could never reach
>>
ip grabber dont click
>>
>>2528744
kino
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KARRIGAN COME BACK, ANY KIND OF FOOL COULD SEE
THERE WAS SOMETHING IN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
KARRIGAN COME BACK, LISTEN, YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
I WAS WRONG, AND I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU

I WAS WRONG, AND I JUST CAN'T LIVE...
>>
>>2528744
was this too offensive for youtube or something?
>>
I hope I'm not like this when I reach unc status.

>remember that donk 1v5
>remember falcons' 3v5 fail?
>kids these days don't know how good cs2 was, cs3 is pure unoptimized garbage
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>>2528766
weirdo
>>
>>2528771
he unlisted all his videos a little bit after he put his downs brother in one of them on ESEA's channel and reddit got mad at him
>>
>>2528766
total b0tniggan rape
>>
https://www.dust2.us/news/74324/parken-challenger-championships-future-in-question-as-partners-pull-out-of-project
farm lans already dying off
>>
>t-the dead cat bounced
kek
>>
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026

kekekekekeek
>>
>>2528791
feels like some of these t2 lans are spending too much money to have nice venue and shit when it's like 5k viewers (unless faze is there or something)
>>
Ayo, you niggaz told me karrigan was the problem? He easily beat these NiP monkeys before with ease...
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not like this f0zesisters
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>>2528791
Predicted this shit lmao
Fake VRS LANs with fake prizepools to entice teams for points then never pay out. Should've had all the teams in on the scam because clearly someone complained.
>>
>>2528791
>>2528809
not looking good for tier2 cucks kek
>>
When does faze play at the major?
>>
>>2528841
2 days bro. The Latvian Laser and Polish Donk are locking in for that gold!
>>
>>2526098
why couldn't it have been me instead
>>
stavn won and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it
gg AW
>>
kek the Danes won the Mickey mouse shit too
>>
is slovakian similar to russian? because guardian played for navi.
manifesting spirit frozen.
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>>2528874
Frozen is joining Liquid after major
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>>2528876
>>
faze should just disband if another person leaves
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>>2528874
Guardian learned Russian and joined Navi when there weren't nearly as many opportunities to go to an international team as there are nowadays
>>
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Faze isn't going anywhere.

#FazeUP
>>
would olof really be worse than neityu?
>>
failcl0wns getting raped everywhere they go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr4iKalu2HE
>>
>>2528954
them COD logos be mogging the CS logos tbqh
>>
>seethe spilling over to other games now
>>
>I have to suck arab dick no matter what
>>
>cod
yup it's mutt hours
>>
>american hours
yeeepeee
>>
>CHADmerican hours
the only time the 'gog matters
>>
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M80
FQ
Tyloo
TDU
GL
Heroic
BB
Liquid

Inshallah
>>
zonic probably weighs as much as 2 karrigans
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>>2529236
karrigan is fatter, zonic is just taller
>>
both are danedogs
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>>2529188
where's faze
>>
>>2518934
the hippo done sunk the ship unfortunately

but we will anchor in Singapore
>>
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If the good times are all gone, then I'm bound for moving on. Sorry Frozen, maybe it just wasn't meant to be. Sorry you had to play with broky and jcobb.

I'll look for you if I'm ever back this way...
>>
if you want br1ky gone you are not a faze fan
>>
>>2529461
#trvke
twistzz, frozen and broky will carry the faze flame

you niggas ain't ready for what's about to come
>>
>>2526836
>>2527523
What team would Dia-chan support?
>>
Why does CS make me sweat so much when I play it? Is this why CS players are thinner than MOBA players?
>>
broky should get off the ship, as a baltbro he deserves better
>>
How come broky hasn't been benched yet? Any tier 2 awper is better
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>>2529586
adrenaline
>>2529590
faze is his best hope doe
>>
>2d 5h
>>
donk and zywoo only use m4a4 now so why are you still using the noob silenced gun?
>>
Yesterday I threw the idea out there that G2 should ad antivirus and stavn from NiP in favor of PayPal and MATYS. Admittedly that is very unlikely since they are both fairly new signings.
However hltv gave me a much better idea: kl1m and insani. kl1m is there on loan from G2 and surely insani has realized that he is wasting his talents in Brazil. He also seems to have some Japanese ancestry and should be easily drawn to G2's samurai logo. Thoughts?
>>
>>2530123
sunpayus is friends with saw or something so it will never happen
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>>2530123
the time for happenings to happen at g2 is well behind us

paypal secretly controls g2
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>>2530148
Hmm, what is it with shit ass awpers controlling orgs?

Paypal, broky
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>>2530132
Good thing that teams don't usually give their coach full roster control.

>>2530148
>the time for happenings to happen at g2 is well behind us
Rumor is that Carlos is displeased with that lazy Spaniard and is secretly pulling strings to get the next Russian AWP prodigy on G2...
>>
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>have "no music" soundtrack
>blur out karrigan's fat ass
arabs have the weirdest priorities
>>
Gotta be quite demoralising to be part of f0ze right now, even liquid is doing better
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>>2530273
also zonic's hand???
lol
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>>2530273
this is such a retarded larp. no chance any saudi falcons fan cares about this.
>>
>>2530284
>falcons fan
nah
karrigan fan
and since he's too busy swinging the wip to upload anything I'm stuck watching their weirdly censored vod
>>
>>2530273
>>2530281
>it's real
lmao. zonic probably has a vape in his hand but censoring karrigan's ass is hilarious.
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>if you skip those steps, it's gonna bite us in the *** later
really arabs? ass is a no-no word?
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>>2530293
>zonic probably has a vape in his hand
didn't seem like it
also they're inside. I think he just made some hand gesture they didn't like for some reason
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>>2530298
Very haram please be more respectful and understanding in the future kafir
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>>2530273
that's because he sharted his pants
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stop jacking off in team meetings, kyosucky!
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>>2530301
>didn't seem like it
He definitely has something in his hand.
>also they're inside
He also vapes indoors. There's a moment during the online BLAST tournament just after NiKo joined where he's in the background of the player cams trying to inconspicuously take some puffs. Too bad I can't find the screenshot.
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>>2530334
fair
still doesn't explain karrigan's ass tho.... maybe he's just too sexy for arab coombrains
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>>2530337
I'd like to imagine that karrigan ripped his shorts' crotch and was going commando.
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>>2530273
kek wtf is this brown team
>>2530350
>only elige remains
I was half expecting naf to also be on the list

It's pretty grim to think these are the only remaining orgs.

Also 2016 was the closest liquid got to a major
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Had to share this funny tidbit with y'all

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2395002/iem-cologne-major-2026-grand-final-iem-cologne-major-2026#r69295114
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>>2530403
no you didn't
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>>2530415
/magog/ needs more laughter and joy
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>>2530426
and you need to fuck off
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>>2530431
You are spiritually chikaner.
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>>2530514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E
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There should be a 33rd spot in the major just for Faze
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>no games today
fuck. Being hungover without any cs sucks
the interview with tabsen is pretty good, but banks sometimes says something and it makes my headache worse
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Is there any significant match played in cs 1.6 era. Im curious to see how they played the game back then.
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>>2530556
just watch early csgo
1.6 viewing experience is fucking cancer
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>>2530550
2 focking days
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>>2530590
Zyw0o POV
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>>2530545
Should have changed region like Liquid did
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cadiaN
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>>2530657
apparently this nigga won some irl shit yesterday, so it balances this out
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>>2530658
what?
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kassad says falcons will not make major playoffs.....
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>>2530709
True and factual statement. How can you expect to get to playoffs when you get raped by Legacy. Vitality, Navi, Spirit and co will eat them for breakfast.
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>>2530709
>>2530725
When Chadigan makes it to Playoffs we will all laugh at you
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>>2530709
hippobros....
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>>2530273
saving this for the inevitable CHADcons era when godiggan sharts all over the other teams
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>>2530734
I don't think so. Stage 3 is full bo3 swiss so there's no chance of them fluking it.
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I'm not making an account so let's see if this works:
https://tierbuddy.com/list/iem-cologne-talent-tier-list/319e056c-7028-4009-a679-468f8699c814

Pic is mine
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mvp this time
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>>2530894
This guy will humble him again
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9z Team, Astralis, Aurora Gaming, B8, BetBoom Team, BIG, FlyQuest, FURIA, FUT Esports, G2 Esports, Gaimin Gladiators, GamerLegion, Heroic, Legacy, Lynn Vision Gaming, M80, MIBR, Monte, MOUZ, Natus Vincere, NRG, paiN Gaming, PARIVISION, Sharks Esports, SINNERS Esports, Team Falcons, Team Liquid, Team Spirit, Team Vitality, The MongolZ, THUNDERdOWNUNDER, and TYLOO will be competing in YOUR IEM Cologne Major 2026
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9z sounds like a compression algorithm
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>major
yawn
the real deal is XSE Pro League 2026
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Why is no good team going to XSE? Summer break?
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>spirit and legacy revealing all their cards right before the major
actually lol
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This isn't a MOBA or an RTS, there's no strats of consequence to hide
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I hate karrigan so fucking much
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Only fat people have strong opinions about karrigan
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I would beat the SHIT out of karrigan if I ever saw him in person
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I threw a match cause my teammate called me shit and I feel a bit bad about it now. At least he lost the match with me.
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fat people owe an eternal debt to Denmark for ozempic
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Every team needs a fat guy to be good.

Name a team that's good and has no fat guy
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no one is using your tranny danedog drugs to lose weight
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I am

*loses weight*
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Fnatic, NiP and Faze must be protestant
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i know it's marketing but this does look pretty kino
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What teams do the Indians support?
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indians do not follow counterstrike
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wumbo
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When will this suffering end?
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>>2531578
Not until he leaves Falcoons :)
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>>2531578
>team gets better after karrigan joins
>faze gets worse
i thought the hippo was the problem bros...
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>>2531618
Lingering debuff aura...
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Atleast I have a German national team test game to pass the time tonight... But what do I do tomorrow? A single day before the major with nothing to do will be hell.

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