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>k-karrigan was the prob-
ACK

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>I need to stand behind 5 nerds and talk into the mic!!!!
>Uhhhhh ohhhhhhhh I don't feel so good!!!!!!!!
>Call an ambulance!!!!! call an ambulance!!!!!!!!!!

where my nigga jimi at

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I'm blessing this thread with fat donk.

Don't tell me liquid are losing inferno.

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so which chink forfeits this time?

#LIQUIDISHERE

>>2549239
Liquid is here to send FQ to stage 2

>>2549238
>Liquid v FlyQuest
no...

>>2549170
FALCONS GOT A CHANCE
NAVI GOT A CHANCE

>>2549271
I can't...
I love both teams, this is FUCKED

Sinners more like Shitters

>>2549238
>region abuser vs region abuser
>grinder vs grinder
>region abuser vs region abuser
absolutely the worst possible outcome

didnt spirit win some other tournament without coach?

>>2549341
Some blasts or something like that.
They should make it to stage 3 without a coach imo.

>>2549346
they can still talk with coach online. i never believed the tactical pause prep talk does much anyway.

>nolinks.jpg
buckbroken

linksisters... cucked again....

Unlike you, dear cuckaner, I'm not monitoring the thread 24*7 to create posts.

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>k-karrigan was the prob-ACK-ACK!
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394228/falcons-vs-legacy-cs-asia-championships-2026

>>2549436
freak is such a meathead tool kek

paco done with his siesta and back to seething

why does paconer hate ximself?

>>2549238
tomorrow i am salvadoran, german and chinese

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>previous thread
>ctrl + f "dead"
>130 results

Really shows how much this mentally ill faggot spams the thread. And all his posts are extremely easy to spot because he lacks the IQ to post differently. Common themes include praising danes, karrigan, donk, russians, falcons etc basically pol-tier racebaits. I urge everyone to not reply to any of his posts if we want any semblance of decorum in this general. Thanks.

>>2549594
What about the retarded zywoo spammer?

>>2549615
the savior of these 'Woo forsaken threads

https://x.com/ESLCS/status/2062556823815602329
All these hours just to get clapped by the Big Woo over and over again
I pity him, to be honest

>>2549633
Maybe he's in it for the love of the game (literally)

>>2549615
What can be done? I don't want to waste time arguing with mentally ill autistic NEETs. Clearly making a linkless OP is more important than oxygen for these faggots so let him make his thread.

>>2549594
your post is just as annoying dummy, high school drama shit

>>2549646
No it's not faggot, I'm not the one spamming the thread with pol tier racebaits. The general quality has crashed over the last couple of weeks. Hop off his dick bitch.

>>2549644
ignore and report off topic posts and spammers

>>2549654
complaining about it still shits up the thread, obviously between games conversation is going to drift so that's whatever but talk about cs or leave faggot, respectfully

>>2549664
How come you never call him out? Even during the games he's shitting up the thread with his faggotry and retards like you keep replying to him. Fuck off.

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We can't let this 'Woo drought tear us apart.
Let us all post 1 'Woo image each to quell the lack of Him.

>>2549669
>How come you never call him out?
because it shits up the thread dummy
see >>2549655

>>2549673
kys faggot sucking him off like your life depends on it

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>>2549654
>The general quality has crashed over the last couple of weeks
>over the last couple of weeks

>>2549683
grim (anon's mental faculties, not the player)
i literally have no idea who you're even referring to either as i've learned to tune out all the garbage

>i literally have no idea who you're even referring to
0/8

zywoo won

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Looks like someone got himself a little upgrade.....
While the sheeps are panic selling the wolves are out there hunting

>euro hours end
>west coast chicanos do their best to try and ruin thread

Reminder the EWC is the biggest event of the year

>>2549763
Ask any Pro player, any real Pro player, if they'd want to win a Major or EWC

Why cant amerimutts just report and ignore

muh prestige in a 2.5 year old game

Why can't euros keep Chadmerica's name out of their fucking mouths?

You're not American sanchez

usa? 0 real majors

>>2549803
More than likely it's just him samefagging, I can't imagine anyone with an IQ over 100 replying to his garbage tier bait.

>>2549784
EWC
>7 week(!) multi-game event
>record breaking 75 million $ prize pool
>hosted in alpha tier world cities

Counter Strike ""major""
>not even attended by developers
>12 lakh prize pool - 200k more than in 2016
>only 1 game - stage lasts for a mere 3 days

yeah I know which one's bigger

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I miss the 2024 IEM Dallas 'gog bros...

m80 wins it all btw

EWC is relevant now that f0ze got EU welfare invites

Why are baltbros so much better at counterstrike than all other slavs

>>2549954
The best player in the world is Russian

>>2549971
'Woobros, is Mathieu really Russian?

>>2549979
No. It would be crazy for the 2nd best player of the world to also be russian.

>>2549954
>>2549971
>>2549979
>>2549946
samefag kys

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>>2549983

>>2549930
>250k
top kek

>>2550022
>250k
what's that?

>it was better when there was no counter to our NAFO and now hasbara agitprop

>>2550025
the amount of money i lost at that event

>>2550025
250,000 units of relevance
Compared to the 1,600,000 at Astana
And upcoming 2,000,000 at EWC

>>2550030
oh who cares about that, cs as a whole is a bourgeois coded nonsense and all these "professionals" deserve to be de kulaked

>>2550048
I can't believe all those russians have sex with zywoo

These new stickers are going to kill money in CS, and that's a good thing.

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>>2550048
>BetBoom
Russian gambling chads eating good

>>2550058
How's that?

>>2550076
OverFat told me so

Champion: Team Spirit — Won 2-1 vs. FaZe ClanRunner-Up: FaZe Clan3rd-4th: MOUZ & G2 EsportsPrize Pool: $1,250,000 USD ($500,000 to the winner)

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KEK donk already won a major
So much seethe explained
He's the mbappe of counterstrike and his haters have similar fears and motivations

enough of donk this woo that
we must focus on what is happening now
we all know that liquid will win, but can blamef?

Spirit allows hohols, why won't na`vi let Russian play for them?

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>>2549188
its the angle, cute as a button.

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>>2550122
No.

Did na`vi try to strike back against NA after it elected trump and cucked Ukraine?

kek living in abject terror for the next decade+ of donk destroying all records
you learn your place dog

>19 years old
>960K+ winnings
This is nuts

donk will be stopped by karrigan, just wait

>>2550166
Falcons is even more hated than spirit because they're russian and arab

>only option for a top team to root for has two Jewish players on it
Shalom don't you hate Russia and arabs goy

Israel owns this scene, lil' goy.

hasbarawoo

I can't believe donk kneels to a jew, just like putin bros

>>2549152
>Chinese
have no idea how will win. But others are
>big
>liquid
and the only question is will it be 2-0 or they will lose one of the maps

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>yuros forced to support israel and denounce Palestine to get revenge on hated Russians and arabs

>>2550249
I hope FlyQuest can at least take a map to keep the whole thing on for as long as possible
Love both teams but Liquid Is Here...

>20 racebait posts in a row with 0 replies
The 'gog is finished

Europeans with any balls refuse to participate in Eurovision due to Jewish rigging. Why doesn't this happen in counterstrike?

>>2550276
Cause they need the green light from the US Propaganda Ministery.
They say its okay to play in saudi events for blood money, and lets Israeli player play with their flag, but ban Russkies cause putin lol
If you try to find logic in any of this, you would be luckier finding a genius woman inventing anything useful

@grok convert mouz and vitality's prize winnings into dead palestinian children

>>2550276
>Europeans with any balls refuse to participate in Eurovision
Which countries?

>>2550266
this wouldn't have happened if you just supported liquid

lotta racism in here
counterstrike is a game of inclusion and tolerance or something
Definitely not based around calling people the strongest racial slurs you can

Why aren't there any immigrants or refugees in the EU CS scene but their soccer teams are full of them

>>2550356
Because e-sports isn't relevant, it's toys for retards.

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Monthly friendly reminder

>>2550368
why are there no black pros. Even all the south african ones are white

>>2550394
Fang&Refrezh

>>2550365
eSports are one of the primary avenues of competing psyops for the chud community
This is why hasbara cares so much about it

>>2550394
There's lots of pardos who are black under the one drop rule

>>2550403
Its demographics aren't that great, so all in all it's irrelevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tR2m0xWsO8
This was pretty funny.

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>>2550509

>>2550610
He sits upon his muddy throne,
A traitor to the bone.
The heaviest beast you'll ever see,
As ugly as a toad can be.

With skin like wrinkled, dirty lead,
And massive jaws that demand to be fed,
He turned his back on every friend,
To plot a foul, deceitful end.

A wobbling mound of greed and spite,
He sneaks around the swamp at night.
The fat, unfaithful, hideous beast,
Who traded trust to join the feast.

>>2550610
That's not Glaive thoughbeit.

Frozen is such a cuck.

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>>2550610

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>do you have any games on your phone

I can't miss the Chinese derby even if I have to wake up at 8 for it.

>>2550746
i can assure you the game is fixed

>>2550752
Which is why I'm waking up for it. Can't miss the third great fixture of the year.

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>>2550699
Uhhhhhhh

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>xQc reacts

>>2550698
>>2550610
>>2550640
Years of rape trauma behind these posts

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Just need 2 more of my boys to lock in tomorrow

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WHYYYYYYYYYY
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CORRECT

WHERE
IS
OHNE

Prestige: Broodwar, CS 1.6, Lord Stanley's Cup
Not prestigious: shooting games which came out in 2023

Damn heroic is getting raped on twitter. All because the indian they hired to manage their social media.

The Indian in question:
>2549925
>lakh

Prestige: cs 1.6, csgo, cs2, cologne, kato, majors, football
Not Prestigious: css, ewc, american lans, golf, tennis, hockey

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2394856/thunder-downunder-vs-flyquest-iem-cologne-major-2026-stage-1

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KEKWAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>2551072
>>2551070
What's the point of this mental illness

>>2551112
chikaner

Imagine how pathetically cucked and mindraped you'd have to be to hate based Aussies

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZLHBlVtRxz/?hl=en

donk taking photos with fans. The man of the people.

>>2549238
the match ups have been so fucking ass

So why is G2 keeping paypal over kl0mple? Is this the power of having a chad face?

>>2551922
saw and sunpayus are homosexual partners

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>>2550924

it's not an achievement to not go 0-3

Major should only be the elite teams. Idk why valve insists on bringing shitter teams like heroic, gamin gladiators, the australians and match fixing chinks when everyone knows they're going to get BTFO. With the recent changes to revenue depending on performance it makes even less sense to drag on the major just so that these shitter teams bomb out 0-3/1-3 in stage 1 or 2. Its a waste of time and effort.

>>2552113
RMR fixed this issue, but it got axed over tranny regional points. A real shame.

half the "elite teams" won't even make playoffs

>>2552056
It is for aussies

>>2552127
>>2552113
round robin starladder fixed this like 35 years ago

Who is the tariq nasheed of CS?

If Liquid and Faze swapped awpers, which team would come out on top?

>>2549175
welcome
FaZe Jimpphat

Broky will find his form

>>2552220
Faze

Ultimate will find his form

please not scrawnders or moses+dinko (monko? dinkses?) for liquid v flyquest
any of the other two would be fine

>>2552254
actually moses+dinko would be fine if liquid lose, but i don't think that's going to happen
hoping for that result though

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>>2552254
Hey lil buddy are you going to cry about it?

Tyloo and Flyquest need to win and go stage 2 so Asia gets more major slots. FQ you did it last major, time to do it again. Tyloo, you have Jamyoung in form.

>>2552257
typoo aint going anywhere lil bro

>>2552256
you can cast the match fixers game that no one cares about

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>>2552262
>*throws in your path*
nothing personel gwailo, but China will grow larger

Which team do more chinx like? I like Tyloo because of that retarded ice cream guy plus they've been around longer. But LVG also has that one crossdresser who stands on tables and trash talks.

If todays match isn't fixed it could be ebin.

>>2552318
tyloo because the team is better
they hate jee

based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Qjifn7Qo0

>>2552330
Why the fuck do they hate Jee? Literally the only guy with a personality

>>2552367
because he sucks

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>2 poles
>1 canadian
>1 united statian
>1 guatemalan
hltv be like

>>2549159
kek

>>2549159
Amazing how NIP didn't make the major despite having more than enough talent.
Shame, but in their lowest moments they really did go really low.

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Never forget what they took from you.

>>2552374
Poles are righteous defenders of NATO and thus spiritually American

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lessgooo chYna

>>2552464
dont say that to a pole irl he might punch your lights out

It still boggles my mind that lv are allowed to compete after the match-fixing they did last year

Poland represents America in Europe

-teses +jamyoung

This is even worse than the Aussie match

wait are even chinamen saying NICE now?

>>2552487
you wish that was true, most polecucks will proudly agree with what he said lol

Why are balts so superior to "central" europeans like poles? In counterstrike I mean but also everything else

This shit is boring AF, why are chinks so bad at entertaining CS?

>>2552507
they say naisu

>>2552515
That's japan

>>2552521
what do k-chinks say?

LV is getting fucked rn but at least they can't forfeit so maybe there can still be a good game out of this

Balts : Japan
Poles : China
Balkans : Korea

Feel like the stage 2 pick'ems are probably the most treacherous.
Many teams can just pull one out of their ass or drop the ball in an embarrassing manner

>>2552548
you can always count on hooxi to deliver

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donk just posted this on his telegram. Is he mocking the frenchwoo?

>>2552555 (Checked)
he should gift that to Mathy
would be so sweet!

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Ukrainians have now completely taken over fnatic

>>2552555
donk should be in vitality man
imagine the era they can have

>>2552570
you must wait for apex to retire, in like 2 years or some shit

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>>2552562
get used to it lilbro

>>2552562
such a bitch move, denying him the 10 year anniversary just like faze did with rain, he's even been their 2nd best player considering the roles he got. if this team ever digs their way outta t3 I will hatewatch

>>2552576
those uncs had to go, unc

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>>2552580
"just 1 more ukrainian, trust me bro" fear

>>2552592
they've got no money, they can't afford anyone good unless that player is desperate

>>2552592
>>2552595
kind of insane how all these orgs went from national pride, special hardware lines, all kinds of sponsorships to signing desperate refuges

>>2552555
he's a frogposter

>>2552592
600k for jambo greatest scam ever

>>2552592
they were still managing to stay like #30 on vrs with blamef. but after blamef left they starting falling and now down to #81.

Why are people still virtue signaling by signing ukie frauds
Does it grant them pozzpoints

holy fucking shit get these chinks off my screen and start the flykino already

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liquid is the new FAZE

>>2552647
they are likely cheap af and orgs probably get some government help for "employing" ukie refugees

>>2552595
at this point probably, but they've gotten here by making blunder after blunder, they've been a smart move or two away from having a real t1 roster many times throughout the years
>>2552607
>>2552612
>>2552627
yep, should've either remained swedish or not have sold all their players with potential, it's easy to imagine many realistic variations of both that would be competitive and shit on whatever lineup they're gonna have

kek poles desperate to switch teams off f0ze

FlyKEKs

>23 minutes
Fuck ESL

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pre-LMAO @ shartquest

>tranime wogs aleady preseething about ausGODS

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he has that goat igl aura

with the new system, is donk now trillionaire?

my tiny and soft yuroclitty is already leaking precum at the thought of flychads raping and gaping my polish brothers on liquid

>>2552705
pajeet coded post

wtf they didn't ban anubis, now I probably should sell my bet on 1st map, mothefuckers!

Chinese Stage 2 teams: 1
Australian Stage 2 teams: 0

>>2552703
lol no

donk gets a cool 0,178% of all sales (discounting any payment processor fees and taxes of course)

LIQUID BROS WHERE WE @???

>>2552731
i hate valve more and more by day

>>2552735
Forgive me Ausbros, but #LiquidIsHere

jks

Dr Mario finna diagnose jkass with a terminal case of the washed

>>2552747
this didn't happen

HOW IS JKS THIS GOOD

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i thought we were back....

RAPEDquid...

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We always planned to trail 0-12 in the first half

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IT BEGINS

don't worry Liquidbros, this is ct-sided map

why is bomb sound so low quality

Today I'm australian.

>>2552760
narrator: it hasn't began

3v5 -> 3v0
epic

>>2552765
this but unironically after the window change, proper ct protocols have developed, people understand how to take space from the Ts instead of giving them everything to win the round for free

WORTHLESSBITCHtimate

I am sorry Elige but today I root for the aussies

>KWABlige

>FAGGOTLIGE

this is not our map

gg

sonquid

Team Beta can't handle the disrespect from FlyQuest. It's over.

as an american, i will always root against liquid

2 is all we need

i fucking hate liquid like you wouldn't believe. You should fucking ban Anubis, this was the most obvious decision to make. Hope you will get eliminated fucking retards, can even won pistols for me.

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>l-let's go l-liquid

liquid aren't doing it

>el0ge
>m0lbs

Ultimate is the WORST fucking player I've ever seen.
He consistently plays like SHIT.
He is the awper but never kills fucking anyone.
Liquid is playing a man down at all times.
Shoo ee is also retarded.
At least NAF is still good.

TOTAL SHITQUID DEATH

I don't understand how this team still exists

>>2552809
>At least NAF is still good.
tab back in Keith

THANK YOU ULTIMATE
THANK YOU SIUHY

ultimate dodged are you ready let's go treatment in the last minute possible

First one was free
Polishchads are like that, they pity the lesser
now watch what happens next

>>2552814
THANK YOU MALBS

AIEEEE POLESISTERS

>so we'll make f0ze collapse even more after karrigan leaves
>then we'll set up the poles to support liquid
>and have ausGODS deep dick them
the eternal Anglo strikes out at Poland again

>FaZe out of NOWHERE
The Main Character of CS.

>cuckzczhik trusted yids again

>>2552731
new form of seethe unlocked

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kek poles back to being chained to the sinking f0zeship
no escape for pooland

What are these retard analysts even saying? Pay me to go up there and shit out words I could say more interesting shit.

it's hard to believe that the professional team could do that, it's mind-blowing
Have never lost my money so stupidly, but anyway I'm like making x2.5 from this tournament so just need to calm down, make fucking deep breaths

The liquid lifeboat is sinking bros
Cut down by Aussie gunboat fire..

liquid nocries would go so hard

>>2552838
+Senzu (rifler/awper mix)
+Nocries
-Ultimate
-Siuhy
Malbs IGL

>>2552838
cheaters never prosper

>>2552842
i genuinely think he is cheating or cheated, no one wants to sign him, even fucking s0mple doesnt want to play with him.

liquid needs to lose so they can fucking disband this roster

>>2552843
wildcard wouldn't play with him lmfao

>>2552843
Yea I think he was cheating before he got invited to Faceit HQ. He probably is good but he was cheating on top of that.

VLTIMATE

liquid s1 would go hard?

>>2552844
The insane part is people have been saying this even before the rainwaker days. Fuck, I still remember the shox signing. This org is cursed to make one good decision and 3 bad.

GODtimate
#LiquidIsHere
#LiquidIsBack

>>2552855
Nah. THE GOAT was made for red and black.

You now remember Liquid Pimp

You now remember Liquid shox

>>2552864
fuck peemp

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Please Lord give me back to back 13-2s. It would be the perfect way to close out Lulquid's journey at the major they didn't even deserve to attend.

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damn, Liquid is gonna need a doctor after this brutal rape

>>2552871
>He think their major journey is the only thing this series will end
Uhhhh...

>Three B trying to take banana
>Two lurk A
>Do this every round
NICE JOB SIUHY

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Tomorrow...

will el0ge start crying by the end of the map?

haha imagine who is polish and a fan of liquid...
haha...
at least gamerlegion are cooking

all that screaming is so retarded lol

>>2552895
Elige is a big boy and he will not embarrass himself like that

>>2552902
It really isn't when you consider how many cry about it online. Imagine PLAYING and being one of those crybabies, easy way to tilt them.

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I didn't know Liquid were this fucking bad. Holy shit

Force Ultimate to rifle, fire Siuhy, bring in Cadian to AWP/IGL
At least make the team watchable

>>2552907
retards that scream and trashtalk after every round are the same crybabies that get tilted when shit goes wrong.
its one of the main reasons why its retarded

>>2552909
you won't hear from ultimate or siuhy ever again

the last time liquid were competent was with twistzz igl, jks on the team, and the team was 4 v 5ing cause naf was playing like absolute dogshit

>>2552658
roll

>>2552918
another soul has gone to b0tniggan

m-maybe this will be like when faze almost lost to red canids in stage 1....

Just took a huge team liquid

elige with that serial killer stare

gottDAMn they aare embarrassing
at least we got m80 to rep us

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this fucking sucks

how did heroic lose to this?

>>2552915
That's not even the same thing. One gets tilted by harassment (for a lack of better term) and the other tilts by overconfidence.
It is not retarded because look at how it's working for FQ right now. Lulquid looks lifeless staying quiet. Imagine playing there and the comms are low energy, nobody sounds like they even believe they can win while the other side just keeps screaming at you.

i deserve a spot on liquid

Is EliGE the NiKo of NA?

It's almost remarkable how consistently suihy is wrong with his calling.

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>>2552937
are you polish? are you NA?

Bro
BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ultimate got fucking GLAWKED kek

son

LMAO

FUCKING GLOCKS

not like this

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oh nonononononono

What the fuck i love Vexite?

>glocks

>That's fucking counter-strike right there. None of that pansy ass donk-x-zywoo dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the map, men deliver their new born baby in Inferno Banana. Fucking hard core dick in the ass B-rush fuck it choke it game jame time shit. Take it to deathmatch. dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Counter-strike is back baby.

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Polish blood, Polish problems

>poohy

i can't tell who is more funny to watch, falcons or liquid

>>2552727
oh no no no no