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>people actually ship this
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How do I find good [older man x younger girl] content where the man isn't an ugly bastard or some sort of faceless ntr man and they're in love?
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>>58864539
Phillipe is not an ugly bastard.
Also Shinji + Rei, Kaji + Misato, Asuka + the noose.
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>>58864555
Phillipe is too fat and bald for it to not be distracting
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>>58864555
I wasn't accusing him of being one. I'm just saying when I search "age difference + dilf", I get a bunch of fat, eyeless, vaguely brown rapists. I'd much prefer a kind older gentleman.

Here's one that falls into the latter: /g/620990/
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>>58864539
kaji wouldn't do this
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>>58864574
A girl can dream.
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>>58864439
Way better than shipping her with Naveen of all people
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>>58864439
>Literally 0 Paxton x Lida art
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>>58864623
Naveen is a faggot but at least him and Lida make some sort of sense.
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>>58864633
Paxton is for Corbeau
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>>58864539
Play Blue Archive
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>people actually ship characters
keeeek, you're all fags playing with dolls
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>>58864769
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>>58864638
No they don't
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>>58864539
Depends what you classify as love and age gap but there's a decent amount of Volokari out there
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>>58864439
yes
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>>58864843
They're both unrelated teens who live together and are on obvious good terms. It's not a stretch for at least one of them to catch feelings for the other eventually.
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>>58864439
>people
"people"
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>>58864439
This feels creepy and abusive, this is a grown ass man that works for an organized crime syndicate dating a girl who at best is pushing 20 and can't even pay her own rent.
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>>58864439
>shipping thread
Is this the Twittard artist thread?
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>>58864539
Volokari literally exists. There's many ships in Pokémon where the younger females are shipped with older attractive males. Lida/Phillippe is one of the few ugly bastard x cute girl ships in this community
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>>58864568
>Fat and bald
i can finally self insert in Pokémon
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>>58865860
You only think that because you’ve been told to by modern society. The fact is that women want stability and men are attracted to youth and good health. It is the most natural thing in the world for a young woman to date an older man—she is at the best age for raising children and he has lived long enough to be a good provider and family patriarch. The “sugar daddy” is a perversion of this because there’s no love involved from either party.
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>>58865860
Shut the fuck up, jew
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>>58864655
tpbp
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>>58865860
>SHE WAS ONLY 20 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
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>>58864623
This, Naveen is such a shit character
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>>58865860
Human males are adults at sixteen and human females are adults at fourteen. This is what they evolved to be.
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>>58865887
Nah, it's the Tumblr/Xitter/A03 tourists you fags keep attracting with fake leaks threads that we cannot get rid off, you have nobody but yourselves to blame for that
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>>58867606
Fatboys stay winning!!
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>>58867622
Lida has good taste unlike you.
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>>58867622
Because of the ugly fat bastard or because of the ugly girl?
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I self insert as philippe
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>>58864439
>"people"
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>>58867691
yeah
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>>58867705
Based
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>>58867693
Women are people too
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>>58866007
>You only think that because you’ve been told to by
bitter jealous 35 year olds. but yes, exactly this.

>The “sugar daddy” is a perversion of this because there’s no love involved from either party
Love as we understand it it is also a modern construct, I'm not saying it's not real, I'm saying the way it's presented is bullshit. We're supposed to fall in love and then start dating when it's actually the complete opposite. Love at first sight is fake, it's just horniness. True love flourishes over time when you spend time and build a life together. The problem is that nobody wants to build shit anymore.
In that sense, a sugar daddy/baby relationship could still evolve into an affective relationship if the "daddy" plays his cards right and the "baby"'s soul isn't too broken yet. It's very unlikely, but is a normie date any more likely in this society?
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>>58867796
She looks like Jimmy Neutron’s mom
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>>58867837
Close enough actually
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>>58864439
>younger woman + older man
The laws of nature ship it, OP you kike
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>>58864439
I like the "ugly guy is not a bastard but actually a decent human being" trope. It's used too rarely and mostly as some sort of ironic joke.
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Since Taunie/that twink Urbain leave your hotel in the post game DLC, don't the player and Lida basically join the rust yakuza during that DLC?
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>>58865860
>NOOOO, HE'S UGLY AND OLDER S-SO IT MUST BE CREEPY AND ABUSIVE!

We must normalize beating people like you with bricks. Nothing positive is coming from you being alive. At least become food for worms.
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>>58868523
This, in fact.
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isnt he a criminal that practices predatory loans
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Phillipe is unironically hot, not even "hot by fat guy standards" he is genuinely attractive.
His only flaw being the goofy haircut
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>>58868853
Imagine the wrecking ball force he thunderclaps down into Lida's little lithe nubile trim dancer's body missionary style every single night.
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>>58868847
Damn right he is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9g3OvQP7-4
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>>58864439
It's cute. Men will never understand, and that's why you don't understand how to charm a woman.
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>>58868853
It's his stupid sidebeards that look dumb
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Naveensisters.....
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>>58864781
I was just posting poor bait, lol.
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>>58869143
>tfw it’s more popular than my ship
I kneel…
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>>58864573
>/g/620990/

Cute!
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>>58869173
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>>58870378
continue...
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>>58870381
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>>58868885
You're just a woman who's so mentally cucked you'll take a ugly fat man, no need to pretend liking them is a normal woman thing
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>>58870609
He's a powerful mafia man, chicks dig those haven't you seen sopranos
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Naveen will be okay
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>>58870378
>>58870390
Holy............
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>>58870669
Source?
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>>58870609
You're so fucking clueless, it's pathetic.
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>>58864439
People thinking he is "ugly" are crazy, he has his charm that's for sure so I would understand why some women would be into this
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>>58870675
https://poipiku.com/3078961/12461497.html
That's all there is for that set, the artist's other works have R18 Lida x Philippe Harmony x Corbeau
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>>58870822
https://x.com/_genkaichan_v/status/2013176979856798113
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When will men understand that women just want a provider who cares about them and protects them? You're always obsessed with dumb shit like height, some made up garbage about masculinity or some really autistic nonsense about appearance like the angle of the eyes or something lmao
It's not that deep, outer appearance matters very little beyond knowing how to look wel-kempt, as characters like Phillipe prove
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>>58864439
Yeah? What else would people ship?
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>>58872533
Lida x Paxton would be kino, but people prefer him with the blonde slut and corbeau
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>>58872491
That may be true for a girl once she gets to know a guy, but many guys won't even get that far.
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>>58872578
Yeah if you're only looking at retarded thots on dating apps who don't want to commit to anything you're not gonna get very far, no shit
Dating apps are brain poison, stay away from them
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>>58872597
You act like there are so many other options. Once you're out of school, you aren't naturally around very many girls and the chances of them being single are lower. Stop pretending that dating apps aren't reflective of "real" women.
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>>58872491
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>>58872491
>>58872597
>femoid on vp
Absolute bottom-of-the-barrel, it makes sense you have no standards unlike the women who can get dates
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>>58872604
>Stop pretending that dating apps aren't reflective of "real" women.
They are reflective of normie women
And let's be honest, if you go here you don't want a normie woman, because even if you could score one you won't end up in a happy relationship with her
There's still plenty of ways outside of dating apps, it can still be online communities, but they should focus on hobbies not on dating
Basically what I'm saying don't use dating apps if you're not a complete normalfag and at least a 9/10 because it will destroy your self-image in no time
>>58872624
I could weigh twice my current weight and be disfigured and I could still get a "date" within a day or two, don't act like everyone doesn't know that
>no standards
I literally named a list of standards lol
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>>58872533
Philippe x Corbeau
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>>58872726
>There's still plenty of ways outside of dating apps

No there aren't. If you actually are a femoid, your opinion on the matter carries zero weight. The idea of being completely ignored doesn't even cross your mind.

>I could still get a "date" within a day or two
You could get fucked by some dude on a dating app, correct. What does that have to do with anything?
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>>58872726
>Stop pretending that dating apps aren't reflective of "real" women.
>>58872726
>They are reflective of normie women
Both wrong, but right in a way. They are reflective of AVAILABLE women.
I really don't care if 80% of women are good, as long as those 80% are engaged or married, they may as well be dead (and I've actually met lots of amazing women... that are taken). The truth is that we've only got broken leftovers to choose, and yes perhaps we deserve it for losing the competition. (Funny enough the one time I actually scored was when I broke codes and went for a girl already in a relationship, which if any proved she wasn't really that amazing).

That's why I stopped bothering with dating scene bullshit and started visiting prostitutes. Over the years I've had amazing sex with hot babes you wouldn't believe. It's not ideal, it's not the life I dreamed, but the truth is that I strayed from the normie path very early in life and barely stood a chance. And I'd rather do this than entering that carrousel again and investing a fuckton of money anyway (and time, and feelings) on dates that go nowhere - or worse, staying at home and jerking off.
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>>58872947
>That's why I stopped bothering with dating scene bullshit and started visiting prostitutes
You get HIV?
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>>58872961
In my country they're regulated and get periodic checks, also condoms are mandatory. You're more likely to get HIV by pulling a hoe in a dating app or a night club.
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>>58872745
I see it...
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>>58864439
I do, and I'm tired of pretending I don't.

How about another joke, Jacinthe?
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>>58874137
Is she scared on that page or is her bladder about to burst?
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>>58874146
She's just expressing her dislike/fear for Corbeau like she does in the game
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>>58874331
She dislikes Corbeau less than she dislikes Taunie
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>>58874341
Good thing that's Harmony then...?
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>>58874345
Are you retarded?
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>>58864439
Crowbaaaaaaaar!!!!!
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>>58874364
I guess I am since I'm still stumped as to why you brought up Taunie. oh well
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>>58872491
And yet Phillipe is a very niche popularity character and Corbeau is the one making waterfalls on everyone's pants.

>inb4 b-but Corbeau is popular for the same reasons anyway!
Then by that logic Phillipe should be of equal or similar popularity and yet he's not.

Not even you believe your own bullshit. What do you gain from lying on a taiwanese basket weaving forum about palworld creatures?
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>>58872851
>The idea of being completely ignored doesn't even cross your mind.
It does, I've literally been telling you the whole time that dating apps are brain poison for men exactly because the vast majority of male users get completely ignored, I understand that and know that it's soul-crushing
I think your problem is that you immediately think in a dating context. Don't act like you'd join a boardgame club or a local Pokémon Go group or some shit and every girl would pretend you don't exist if you simply participate in the activities. I am very aware of male issues in dating spaces but you're being a doomer fag about it. Make friends first, think about dating later, or else everyone can tell that you're desperate and that's offputting as fuck
>What does that have to do with anything?
Just saying cause anon said I have no standards and can't get dates, which is obviously a retarded statement because basically every woman can get a date
>>58872947
>They are reflective of AVAILABLE women.
You have a point but it's still not quite correct, they are reflective of women who willingly make themselves available on dating apps specifically
Not every single woman uses dating apps, and single women who do use dating apps are prone to being picky or have commitment issues or both. I mean why the fuck do you think that ghosting is so fucking common there? They are on dating apps because they can't settle, and they can't settle because they use dating apps. They have literally hundreds if not thousands of suitors to choose from, why would they settle for someone when there could be someone potentially better out there? That's why many female dating app users just go on one date after another, ghost the guy as soon as they notice something bad about him, and repeat the cycle god knows how many times
I'm not defending tinder thots fwiw, just saying what kind of women you'll find there
>I stopped bothering with dating scene bullshit and started visiting prostitutes.
Based desu
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>>58874426
>words words words

As I said. A female's opinion on this matter means nothing. Your brain genuinely can't process how invisible the majority of men are. I'm sorry that you've been gaslit into believing that your opinion carries weight on matters that it simply does not.
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>>58874403
Corbeau is obviously more conventionally attractive, but he was also literally tailor made for the self insert girlies with the way he's written as well
He's a "tough mafia/yakuza adjacent bad boy with a heart of gold who is obsessed with you" which most women fucking love. Are the looks a factor? Yes 100%, he was designed with that in mind as well. But I can guarantee you that he'd be far less popular if he was a completely different character and if the player interactions were different even if he looked just like that
Corbeau looks good (both in physical looks and in terms of being well-kempt) AND he's a successful, self-confident provider who cares about (You), so yes, that's a fucking winning combo that makes the average yume squirt, like he was designed in a fucking lab. So much that the fact that he's a total fucking manlet does not bother most of his fans even though so many men obsess over their retarded headcanon that women want to kill every man below 6'

I never claimed Phillipe is as popular as Corbeau, that'd be retarded, I'm just saying it should be obvious why a considerable amount of people like him/ship with with Lida DESPITE him being conventionally unattractive
Basically being a 4/10 isn't as much of a detriment as people think, obviously they're not gonna be as popular as the 8/10 and above but there's appeal that goes far beyond looks and so many men are too dense to understand this and obsess over "gigachads stealing their women"
>>58874465
I'm sorry you're an illiterate retard and that I bothered to show empathy towards you, won't happen again, I promise
Keep being a miserable faggot then, have fun
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>>58874480
>words words words again

It's true what once you get a foid talking they never shut up, huh? Especially when it's on a subject they know nothing about. That's what happens when dudes will listen to your stupid shit in order to gain access to your holes--you start thinking anyone's actually interested.
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>>58874485
>>58874480
Also, you notice how the foid rejects the truth as soon as someone actually tells it to her for once? Her holes are not on the table in an online situation unlike in real life, where guys will pretend she knows what she's talking about or that she's interesting enough to listen to her ramblings in order to access her holes.
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>>58872578
>Dating apps
Every time I see a guy using a dating app I instantly assume he is either a masochist with a humiliation fetish or a retard.
That shit is designed to keep you single and miserable to maximize the chances of you paying for their premium shit and keep you scrolling for hours.
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>people
>it's mostly one artist
lol?
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>>58874426
>Don't act like you'd join a boardgame club or a local Pokémon Go group or some shit

NTA, but there's barely any girl in those places in the first place - let alone single women. And FWIW, I play VGC and I've met exactly 3 women there:
> Girl who is basically another bro, we really love each other as friends but wouldn't touch each other with a ten foot pole. Also taken
> Cute girl who is also taken and she has "issues" anyway
> Severely autistic girl mentally stuck at 12, making a move there would be almost paedophilic, even if she's biologically 25. She's an annoying brat anyway.

>and every girl would pretend you don't exist if you simply participate in the activities
It's funny because I recently met another girl at those tournaments, who also attends GO live events at the same park as me, and she literally pretends I don't exist when I try and greet her. We have barely crossed more than a couple of words, I haven't had any conflict with her or been weird around her at all. I'm not even horny for her, just thought it would be good to befriend her and she decided otherwise. That thing that doesn't happen, happened again.

>Not every single woman uses dating apps, and single women who do use dating apps are prone to being picky or have commitment issues or both
Implying the women that don't use them aren't even pickier.
You do realize that women that don't have commitment issues, are already committed to someone? So it's a moot point. As I said earlier, they may as well be dead.
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>>58874565
There's also at least 20k people who liked the arts
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>>58874426
Silence, hole.
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>>58874480
>like he was designed in a fucking lab
Now I get Giovanni wanting to create the ultimate Pokémon, but what is he trying to achieve with creating the ultimate Pokéman?
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>>58874971
Arguing with a female on this matter is pointless. She is so used to getting attention for existing that she can’t envision anything else.
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>I'm so lonely... why won't women ever talk to me? I'm not doing anything wrong :( It's not my fault :(
>DON'T TALK TO ME HOLE YOU ARE WORTHLESS REEE
holy incel moment kek
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>>58877046
>running out of arguments
>resorting to caricatures

the funny thing is that even if it's true that they're a resentful bunch... who would have imagined that treating an entire generation of boys as defective, inferior girls and being fed into self hatred would have lead to widespread resentment
discrimination of poor people led to communist revolutions, discrimination of blacks led to blm, and discrimination of boys is leading to the incel movement. I don't support any of this radicalization but I can see where they come from, you're just too spoiled to understand what's been going on
and the sad part, I'm still very blue pilled, I want to believe women should have the right to work, the right to vote, the right to be independent and not be secluded to the kitchen. But you're not helping yourselves with your retarded life choices.

>>58876889
I don't debate to convince the other person, that's a retarded goal because everyone have made up their minds. I debate to crush their point.
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funny how vp are uot of touch doeznt know a shit about japan
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>>58877127
>>58877046
>word words words

Aw, she’s upset again.
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>>58877127
>>58877046
See how upset they get when they can’t use their holes as leverage and are therefore unable to “win” any argument? In real life they’d have a simp ready and willing to back them up at a moment’s notice but on here they have nothing.
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>>58877238
>>58877263
I'm not a woman you niggers, cope and seethe kek
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It's funny how you can tell when someone gets all their views on something from one place online because they can do nothing but repeat the exact same handful of buzzwords and talking points ad nauseum
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How the fuck did this thread derail so fucking badly
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>>58877584
See #2 >>58877263

>>58877586
It’s funny when women lose an argument so they start talking passive aggressively at no one.
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>>58864439
severe autism: the thread
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>>58864439
>Girl falls for a man built like her half-brother.

Freud would have a field day.
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>>58877744
Freud was a kike and all his theories have been disproven.
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>>58877046
>incel
You think that word gives you power over us?
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Longest philida thread yet, nice
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>>58877127
>I debate to crush thei-*gets raped*

I hope this helped you learn that girlbosses only exist in fiction, sweetie. Now go put on something nice for daddy.
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>>58879435
>>58880927
A lot of these drawings certainly focus on Lida's butt, as they should.
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>>58874480
Philippe is rich because he's a Yakuza lieutenant, retard. Women fuck fat rich men.
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>>58881033
You just know that dancer butt is gonna be nice
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>>58880580
>can't even figure out which side I'm actually taking
literacy is dead

>>58882236
>You just know that dancer butt is gonna be nice
yes
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>>58864439
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>>58882576
Yes, now fuck off
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>>58882252
>l-litera-
I don’t recall allowing you to speak.
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Saving this thread
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>>58884921
Imagine how wholesome and fulfilled and valid she'll feel during her pregnancy, /vp/ros
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>>58864439
Hell yes we do
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>>58878898
No, it's just the truth, and you can't handle it, because you don't even understand why it's true or why people call you incel
Tip: it's not cause you can't have sex, you'd still be an incel if you fucked a prostitute
I'm not even a woman kek I just laugh at pathetic retards who are responsible for their own misery
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>>58877046
They are genuinely seething at this, KEK
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If she hated selling her body why didn't she just win a few royale battles, 1 million pokebucks is not that much
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>>58886728
DO NOT REUPLOAD
PROHIBITED

lol, I no longer care if artists get all their work AI stolen
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>>58886765
>>58886389
Looks like the hole got riled up again after losing. Who wants to rape her this time?
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>>58887691
She’s just proving >>58877263 right. Access to her holes is all she has. >>58886389 contains both of the tactics described. >>58886765 is a samefag to a post containing the first tactic.
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>incels come up with fanfic how they are always right by simply ignoring the truth ("NUH UH you are not a man because uuh... i say so!! I-it messes with my headcanon if you are!")
>successfully deluded themselves into living in their own fantasy world where everyone calling out their retardation is le evil waman so they never have to take responsibility for how retarded they are
At this point it's just self-induced schizophrenia. The rope can't some soon enough for your sad existences kek
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literally this
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>>58887876
>words words words

You're literally just rewording this over and over. That's all you have. Your holes are all you have. Prove me wrong (you can't, you'll just keep trying the same failed tactic).
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>>58888213
I didn't even say anything in your pic kek, delusional retard
I just said I'm happily awaiting the day you will inevitably kill yourself you irredeemable failure
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>>58887691
>>58887712
I'm just laughing at you niggers.
You are acting like an over emotional bitch over a 4chan post, lmao.
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>>58888318
>>58888301
>B-but my HOLE!!
Not reading anything you post anymore, btw. Your next response will be mad.
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This is literally just one faggot spamming this and necro bumping it constantly
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>>58864439
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>>58888327
This is me.
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>>58888334
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>>58888327
More than one actually, I’m pretty sure the other guy doing it isn’t me
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>>58888373
>"pretty sure"
You're not sure it's also you...?
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>>58888376
>>58888373
Both me.
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>>58888376
>pretty sure = not sure
you okay in the head?
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>>58888339
>PROHIBITED
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MY HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE!!!!!! CARE ABOUT HAVING ACCESS TO MY HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>58888318
>>58888301
>I just want to say that I'm definitely not owned. Actually, I'm laughing!
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https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3LD9XyA
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>>58888397
Sorry I did write that while distracted, I get what you're saying it's just funny to say that you're not 100% sure it isn't you
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>Incel meltdown
Funny thread
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>>58888408
Said who?
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>>58888501
>foid meltdown (her hole has no value)
Good thread.

Fixed, btw.
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Did mom and dad stop fighting yet?
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>corbeau’s geriatric old man hands
Does this count for >>58864539
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lol
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>>58890103
Is Corbeau that old? I thought he was malnourished.
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>>58890856
sorta
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>>58864439
I guess she looks ok sometimes
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>>58892360
Just go ahead and grab it, man. She's down for it.
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>>58868853
Imagining this so hard rn
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>>58864439
lol
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>>58864439
yeah
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>>58864439
sometimes
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>>58895211
>Running around wearing that mesh cleavage top
>She's a 'dancer'
Little whore knows what she's doing.

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