>WAAAAH GAME FREAK NEEDS TO STOP COPYING KANTO
>WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DID THEY STOP COPYING KANTO

>>58873018
>can't afford to pay them a livable wage one of them has another job and is constantly burned out
This is objectively funny

>>58873018
>they all stand around in the most sterile looking room imaginable and wait their turn to battle you
And the stereo system is broken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdmpG7SH0EA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jh7GNkt35A

>>58873032
>WAAAAH GAME FREAK NEEDS TO STOP COPYING KANTO
That doesn't mean making something worse

>>58873060
>it's worse because...uh....it's not like kanto

>>58873018
>oversized feet
That's a very peculiar observation, is there anything you'd like to share with us?

What's with the sharty accusations every time someone makes fun of paldea?

>>58873075
>It's not like Kanto, that means you HAVE to like it no matter what!

>>58873084
Good question, OP, come on, answer.

>>58873018
The whole game was Victory Road.

>>58873018
I love SV but this is objectively right, the Paldea E4 is objectively abysmal
I want to have sex with Rika so it's okay though

>>58873018
Don’t forget that gay ass interview you have to do. Even Alola knew what to do and the professor was just winging it.

oh no
anyway

>uses gogoat as her ace
Do you even play the game?

>>58873018
Geeta is a dictator

>>58873270
>All the threads about the most recent generation of games are made by sharteens
You are actually mindbroken.

didn't read
larry sexo

>>58873018
Don't forget the gym leaders all complain about Geeta in the post game.

>>58873018
>>58873060
You're paying attention to the story of a Pokemon game, you're already wasting your time complaining about something even the devs barely think about. This feels like a review of a porn video where you're breaking down the logical fallacy that lead to a step-mother fucking her step-son. You're missing the point.

>>58874449
lmao do they? what do they say

Geeta jobbed to Liko! And Liko isn't even close to EoS!

>>58873018
I like the theory that Geeta wasn't supposed to be the Champion, and the real Elite Four got BTFO'd by the Paradox Pokemon in Area Zero.

>>58873637
>I want to have sex with Rika so it's okay though
Why are a you a faggot?

>>58874970
>Why are a you
Why are you an ESL?

>>58874977
Because I'm not a amerimutt homosexual like you

>>58873018
>plays the suicide lead Pokemon last

Some champion

>>58873018
the league is intentionally underwhelming because its no longer the endpoint of your game, and they wouldn't want it overshadowing the shit story with the annoying friend group
>>58873637
based

>>58875129
>it's supposed to be shit
Though you do make a good point.

>>58876712
>it’s shit because…it’s not like kanto

>>58873018
The League and the Gyms are supposed to contrast with the academy. The academy is all about the freedoms of being a careless school kid who can do whatever they want, while the Gyms and League are office buildings and have a dry, professional setting representative of the strict adult world. The lack of grandeur, especially compared to the academy, is by design to emphasise the dichotomy that is a theme throughout the whole game.

>>58873018
Don't forget:
>one of the E4 is a lanky woman who's flat as a board and dresses like a man
Granted, this applies to Geeta too, but at least Geeta actually looks like a woman.

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>>58876831
That's nothing out of the ordinary for Japanese made media

>>58876835
It is, however, shitty and faggy.

>>58876924
Japanese franchise for japanese people, western fatties btfo

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>>58876924

SV is based around a school setting, it's underfunded leading to lack of nice amenities, underpaid staff who have to take second jobs to survive and because they don't want to lose even more funding they are lax about expelling violent students which leads to the problem getting out of control. This is clear allegory to real world school systems, but you're clearly too retarded oo appreciate it.

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>>58873018
>>oversized feet
And that's a good thing.

>>58877717
The gym leaders/elite 4 are the government of the pokemon world. This analogy falls on its face when you realise its saying Spain is a shithole country where the government can't even afford to pay its own workers

>>58873026
>>58873263
>>58873042
>>58873270
>>58874409
Is calling everyone sharty the new "only reddit hates -current gen-" for zoomers?

>>58877792
I had to goodle what sharty was before making that post and its just the /qa/ rejects. Imagine letting the 4chan equivalent of band kids who were so retarded they got their own board banned live rent free in your mind that you start seething about them everytime someone mentions "paldea bad". Surely if this is a sharty raid you can post the thread since they literally have an entire board dedicated to raids

>>58873034
yeah

>>58877789
There's no way a zoomer would ever hate the sharty because it's all made up of zoomers

>>58873018
thinking?

>>58877757
If Geeta were as pretty as she's drawn in fan art, I'd be a fan of her, nice foot btw

>>58876740
This all sounds like bullshit. I think you’re looking into it too hard

>>58880491
harder than gayfreak did

>>58876831
>a woman
more like a cockroach

>>58874449
>people complain about the literal jeet
kek that's hilarious

>>58877789
yes

>>58882571
doesn't take long to get tired of those hings

>>58880491
It's not bullshit. Japan heavily romanticises school because their work culture is fucking anhorent and soul crushing.
Larry is literally the most stereotypical Japanese salaryman you could possibly imagine. The league starts with a literal job interview. The academy keeps hammering down how you're "free to choose your own path". The gyms have never been literal office buildings before. All gym leaders have a career theme. It's very prominent.

>>58873018
Spanish love to cut corners

>it's a reference so it's ok

I'd let Hassel cum inside me

>it’s not like kanto so it’s not ok

>>58883861
He would probably cry after

>>58883172
they also love to sleep during the day then insist that they're hardworking

there are hot latinas so its ok

no such thing
they all hit the wall really fast and really hard
and if they open their mouths you get hit with their ugly voices and accents

>>58883899
This but unironically

>>58884090
we'd kiss and rub our cum covered dicks after

>>58876717
Also this but unironically

>>58883861
Brassius...

>>58873034
That's called being a cheapskate like every carpet selling boss ever, having 3 people with extra jobs and a toddler whose concept of money amounts to "i can buy more candy with it" is on brand, no wonder she made such a fuss of Penny hacking money out of the system.

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No one else mentioned it yet, so...
It was so lackluster that I thought the general lack of a track (glitch on release version, looped the intro the track only) was the intention.

tuoi

>>58877774
Can Spain afford to pay its own workers?

You can tell it's one guy trying to keep the thread alive any time it reaches page 7 or 8 lol

Paldea is a joke. Uninspiring. Boring. Paldea deserves better than what GameFreak did to it. Ill never forgive GF. I cant believe it just keeps getting worse, honestly wondering how they can lower the bar even more for Gen 11.

>>58888384
Trying way too hard

>>58888384
>Paldea deserves better than what GameFreak did to it
wdym, the iberian peninsula deserves to be nuked for filling the new world with wetbacks

>>58888384
Not trying hard enough

>>58888383
Nuh uh

>>58873018
lol

>>58889711
Proving the point

>>58873018
Imagine Larry with Mega Staraptor, Geeta with Mega Glimmora and Bassel with mega Braxcailbur, Poppy with Mega Chimecho and Rika with Golurk. I can see it

the blueberry kids probably wouldn't have megas

yech

>>58888374
workers? You mean those guys taking siestas?

>>58879882
if pajeeta were as "pretty" as she's drawn in fan art she'd still look like a cockroach

>>58888384
This, Paldea is unsalvageable

>>58888361
Based

>>58888384
lol

>>58873018
Sex with all of them

>>58888384
>disappointed with SwSh
>listen to /vp/
>oh boy SV is going to be great!
>play Scarlet
>intro is rough
>thats okay, intro not important
>should have taken that as a red flag
>play game, everything is jarring
>thats okay Ill get used to it
>kinda boring so far
>thats okay its just slow to start, surely it gets better
>it doesnt
>background characters do weird stutter moves the whole game
>skybox starts wigging out too
>mfw its fucking worse than SwSh
>like fucking how did they pull that off
Honestly would rather replay PLA than these 2 fucking turds. God i hate this shit

>>58894969
Also based

>>58889711
lol

>>58894969
You played on emulator, if you played it at all.

>>58873048
The most accurate office building to ever exist.

>>58895835
>noooo someone isnt glazing my favorite slopperino
Lmao cope

It gave us Rikka, that's something at least

>>58896175
>No argument
i accept your concession

>>58888384
>writing is committee bland busywork
>exposition dumps stapled to fetch quest
>cardboard region that doesn’t even pretend to be worth caring about, treated like a backdrop not a place
>"open world" mostly empty
>plot patiently waits for you to walk into trigger zone
>anytime theres a potential moment the game just speed runs it or buries it under wholesome pep
>pretends it has 3 big stories
>90% of the time youre not on an adventure
>youre just doing chores with dialogue glued on
>NPCs dumps a few lines of exposition at you then disappear until the next marker
>you just run around collecting trinkets until the progress bar says youre having fun
>potential large world reduced to busywork
>its just monetized feeling scavenging
The writing clearly doesnt give a shit about its own world so why should you

>>58896225
Based

>>58873018
>Rika has Camerupt
>Poppy has Steelix ( in Masters)
>Larry has Staraptor
>Hassel has Baxcalibur
>Geeta has Glimora

I think that there is a world where Legends ZA or its DLC let you battle them with stronger teams. Either that or they're saving their Mega battles for a cameo in Gen 10 kind of like how Cynthia and Mega Garchomp cameoed in Gen 7

>>58873032
>>WAAAAH LIBTARDS NEED TO STOP FUCKING OTHER MEN
>>WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DID THEY STOP FUCKING BLACK WOMEN INSTEAD ?
This is you

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