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Why the fuck is Zangoose so high up?
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barafags
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Is this a tierlist of how much you have to pay to fuck a pokémon on the black market?
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>>58892118
>anthropomorphic
>cat-like features
>edgy
>simple design/palette
>just thick enough to be thicc, fat, or bara without substantial changes
It may not come to mind as a conventional porn mon, but the reality is it checks a lot of boxes. Scrafty is really the only odd one out here.
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>>58892118
whats the highest "why is this so high" for you guys?
for me its snivy/serperior
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>>58892122
What's the best bang for your buck then? My money's on Meloetta.
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>>58892227
Umbreon. Seriously, third place?
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>>58892118
https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/%E3%82%B6%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B0%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B9%E3%81%AE%E6%97%A5/illustrations
Zangoose has an entire day dedicated to uploading fat fetish furry art lmao
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>>58892118
>Zoroark that high
Imagine if they hadn't gone full retard and made it possible to get in BW
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>>58892118
on this list ive jerked off to pikachu eevee zangoose raichu zorua vulpix ampharos shaymin pichu dewott furret jirachi rockruff pachirisu oshawott minccino
but the pokemon ive jerked off to the most isnt on the list :(
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>>58892118
It has an actual day dedicated to it for porn.
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>>58892118
why is Umbreon THAT high??
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>>58892227
Lugia.
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>>58892227
While I'm not surprised that stuff like Buizel, Shinx or even Charmander have that much fanart, I'm surprised they're on the same tier of Kirlia. I was expecting there to be a bigger power gap
Are these numbers r34 only? I expect pixiv numbers to be different
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>>58892227
CHARIZARD and pikachu
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>yveltal
That's a spicy fap.
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>>58892562
I think Umbreon's numbers are inflated because not only is it one of the most popular pokemon it's certainly at the top of all pokemon that people want to OC/self-insert as.
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>>58892122
ngl I absolutely WOULD a Raging Bolt, especially if she's a massive sunken-in fuckblimp with giant tits and ass.
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>>58892605
>Are these numbers r34 only?
I can tell this is ALWAYS e621.
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>>58892118
>vaporeon behind umbreon, eevee and syveon
meme regurgitating redditors BTFO
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>>58892941
Raikou is right there and you'd really prefer the bootleg giraffe version?
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>>58892941
what the fuck do you see in raging bolt? it's not feminine and it's ugly as sin. And I thought I was weird when it comes to pokefucking.
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>>58892118
Zangoose is the primo kemono furry mon, it's so popular for Japan furfags that it has its very own day dedicated to drawing porn of it. Realistically, it should be even higher than that but its overseas art isn't as archived on our sites.
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>>58893538
>>58893753
Probably wants to get headfucked in his ass by thick long neck with prostate tickling moustache.
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>>58893867
I figured it'd be something like long neck = deepthroat but that's certainly a perspective to have.
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>>58892951
>the slut duo is ahead of the fish meme
feels good
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>>58894428
>implying his dick is long enough
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>>58892227
>whats the highest "why is this so high" for you guys?
Pikachu
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>>58892118
cute belly
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>>58892118
>absol twice
retarded list
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>>58895515
It's absol and mega absol. Mega lopunny and mega lucario are there separately too.
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post zangoose
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>>58892227
The Scorbunny and Sprigatito lines. There are many better furbait options in this franchise.
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>>58892227
Pichu
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>>58892118
Can someone explain why Scolipede, Noivern, Scrafty, Hatterene, Sandslash, Sableye, Nickit, and Banette are there?
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>>58896837
Hatterene I can easily explain as it looking like obvious waifubait at first glance, and Nickit because furries like their foxes
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>>58896837
>Banette
Zipper pussy.
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>>58896837
curvy, plump, bedroom eyes
bat, nice hips, dragon
it's a punk that's enough
waifufags are dumb
plump thick thighed little shortstack
gremlin energy + shortstack
a fox
plushfuckers
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>>58896837
>scolipede
Donut. Also horse-like. It's probably one of the most notorious 'non-standard' pokemon for porn.

>scrafty
Urban ruffian humanoid=black-coded enough for porn artists.

>hatterene
Girly.

>sandslash
Not too sure about this one, maybe a combination of age and belly shape.

>nickit
Bedroom eyes, sneaky.

Less sure about the other 3 but for sableye and banette it's probably the small + doll-like + tricky combination.

Somehow not porn-rotted enough to understand noivern.
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>>58892118
all me. she cute
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>>58896891
those are males
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>>58896867
noivern is cute
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>>58896867
>Somehow not porn-rotted enough to understand noivern.
(Curvy?) waist and the pectoral muscles can be interpreted as boobs. Also the belly and underside being blue brings more attention to it in contrast to the rest of the body being black. Being described as cruel and having a violent temper also makes Noivern tsundere material.

>>58896867
>Donut. Also horse-like. It's probably one of the most notorious 'non-standard' pokemon for porn.
There's also quite a lot of weight gain and inflation content of Scolipede since it has a "chubby" appearance.
t. likes it fat and inflated
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>>58896867
>not porn-rotted enough to understand noivern
Just look at it.
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>>58896932
noivern is mostly used for gay stuff
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Wasn't there a screenshot of the stats from pokesmash.xyz for the top 10 Pokemon from each gen?

>>58896948
Let's not pretend that there isn't porn of female Noivern with big fat tits and thick thighs.

noivern female -male
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>>58896960
that's off model garbage
no thanks
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>>58896960
>Wasn't there a screenshot of the stats from pokesmash.xyz for the top 10 Pokemon from each gen?
Forgot about the archive for a bit, even though gen 9 isn't included.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/57823434/#q57823448
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>>58892227
Charizard and Inshiteroar
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>>58892227
Pikachu, Charizard, Raichu, Riolu, Charmander, Gengar, Audino, Samurott.
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>>58896984
what website is this?
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>>58897058
IIRC it's pokesmash.xyz.
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>>58896960
>smash pichu
>get jumpscared by the fucking over the hedge turtle
forgot it did that shit
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>>58896982
Thank god im not an on-model autist/feralfag.

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