>>59175480
2 flop and one goat

>>59175600
Meganium is a sauropod, not a goat.

>>59175600
Typhlosion is a mustelid, not a goat.

>>59175613
>>59175625
Through christ all things are goats, edd-boy

>>59175480
So june is the anniversary? Or was that September?

Anyway, it seems to me they'd do Lugia or Celebi for that, but hopefully they'll mix some random mons in there too

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>buffs for tourney staple mons Snorlax and Clefable
>never ever in their life picked mons like Duraludon and Falinks completely ignored
These devs are low IQ monkeys. Shit boring patch. Game will die soon. 1 or 2 more seasons at most.

>>59175864
those patch notes are wild
>zoroarks night slash is hard to pull off so we are buffing it a little
>also we are buffing popular mons that completely cuck you out of your night slash

>>59175600
true, typedo and toiletgatr are flops

I love India and their players so much!!

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LAWL

>we haven’t fallen enough as a society to start pretending skibidigatr isn’t a flop
there’s still hope in this world for jothofans

>>59175864
of course Snorax and Clefable got buffed being from KANT-
>blastiose, psyduck, and even the big C got nerfed
nevermind

Until they rever the moveset changes I literally do not care what happens.

EoS SOON

>leafeon feeds enemy jungler inteleon on cooldown
>steals my jungle all game
>kyogre time, somehow loses 1v1 vs him with ult up
Great, lately it's either games like these or ones with orange ping where I can't play carries to at least attempt to salvage the situation

That's a lot of scam machines.

>>59175634
Based and rolf-pilled

Hope you like starters because they just confirmed another two: Quaquaval and Skeledirge

I don't mind these actually, hopefully they can do something cool with them

>>59177206
On one hand I'm happy they're finally filling out the starters
on the other wtf my unova

>>59177206
who said this

>>59176557
I don't think unite will ever go on EOS, but I think they'll stop updating the game eventually and have a infinite season or something

>>59177255
The one we listen to

Man I hope Quaquaval is tilting!

>>59177206
>Quaquaval and Skeledirge
Eww

>>59177513
skeledirge is probably gonna be the more annoying one
I'm already imagining Torch Song being like Delphox but it gets resets on KOs or it gets Dragon Dance-like buffs for continuous uses

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>>59177206
They’re seriously adding every starter except the best one? For fucks sake...

>>59177841
? they just added Meganium though?

>>59177852
Lmfao sure anon, sure

>>59177876
glad we're in agreement

so the remaining ones are
>sceptile and swampert
>torterra and infernape
>all three unovas
>chesnaught
>incineroar and primarina
>rillaboom
>>PLA and Megas(?)

Swampert and Sceptile would have been hype, I don't give af about the shitty Gen 2 starters are Gen 9 starters

>>59177894
esl-kun....

i am wracking my brain trying to figure out why aeos shooter is in solo mode

>>59177886
I hope they added Chesnaught to make another trio with the two gen 9 starters. It would clearly be a defender

>5 starters in a row (possibly more)
YAWN, give me cool shit like Porygon or Aggron

>>59178156
We hear that you don't want any more starters. We understand. We are preparing 3 more Fairy types, two anime shillmons and four furries for your purchasing pleasure.

apparently all three johto starters are dice events
kinda crazy that meowth is the only release since the license points shit to not be an event mon

>>59175480
Boys is it time for me to get back into this game, I kinda don't like playing it alone but literally none of my friends like playing this shit game

>>59178889
no it is the worst possible time to get back in the game unless you really fuck with one of the johto starters

>>59178908
I play Glaceon every game because it's the only Pokémon that I have a 100% winrate with, so it's not like I'm playing for any mons

>>59178908
The game is the same as it ever was except the queue time might be longer

>scizor jungler
aaand game lost before it started

>>59179038
Did you just miss the license point and moveset selection shit?

this game is always at its worst when greninja is being used

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Hooray, S! We both had a miserable time!
fucking espeon players and always last hitting everything

Not only did Dragapult stole my jungle from minute one, he went afk after he died with groudon buff and I had to defend alone
Real people btw

y'know I really thought our jungler would want to come to the Comfey lane and bully a Latias before it can start stacking not go to the Umbreon Espeon lane as a melee physical attacker silly me

My game crashed after this match, how fitting

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>>59180213
That Scyther really thought they were cooking with the sneaky Groudon rip

>>59180217
he also went afk earlier, that's always nice

aaand after that shitshow the next game I get after ten seconds of waiting is with a jap lobby, cool

>>59180232
as expected, another spectacular loss featuring a backcapping mega luca

>wondering why my team is getting absolutely fucked in the ass despite clear comp advantage
>our slowbro is on scald
every time

thrusting deeply into my fertile female...

>>59178817
if they werent event mon nobody would have them except paypigs
license journey takes literal years to reach the latest mons
yeah theres the special selections but those are few and far between because license points are like ten times rarer than aeos coins ever were

TiMi, Tencent, and TPC deserve to be KyoAni'd at this point.

>>59175480
>Megatroon
>Epstein
>Skibidigatr
>these licenses will save our game!

What did they mean by this?????

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do exclusive license points even exist? i have yet to see a single one

>>59181169
Yes, if you buy them.

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Looks like there might be a new Pikachu skin coming up.

feeling up her feminine figure... on friday...

>>59181287
I bet this is why they are adding Skeledirge and Quaquaval to the game now, given that it's going to feature in the Horizons anime.

I don't think they would show a pokemon that's not playable in Unite participating in a match

>>59179672
Move select is great and should have been that way from the beginning so that we could have gotten more frequent pokemon releases

The new mons are all free, I bet you have them all and still cry.

If you are new, then you are late to the game, what do you expect? Even with coins it would take a while, only difference is you get to choose less. Go cry me a river this is a free.

(Fun fact most people that bitch about the license journey have all the licenses. Typical troon mentality crying about other's perceived misseries)

>>59180217
Did anyone extract that leaker info on the Gen v pokemon?

I'd be really happy with this or some of the ones that just got a mega, specifically Eelektross

curious spacing

Pokémon should only have starting moves so we could get a new release every week, if you disagree you want to be a woman

>>59182342
im fine with having a single moveset on a mon, thats standard for mobas
im not fine with the fact that this is coinciding with a big increase in the amount of grind it takes to unlock a mon as well as the removal of choice of mons you get
they abandoned the game to chase the chinese audience. they failed because honor of kings already has a death grip on the market and lets you pick which characters you want to unlock in any order you want
instead of learning and improving the game for players they became greedier and lazier

>>59180213
Am I missing something are you guys playing together somehow?

I would quite literally just prefer if they yoinked moves from existing mons and put them on new mons instead. I don't mind a mon having only one moveset, I get fucking livid when I pick a mon for a specific purpose and end up throwing the game by having the wrong moves because I forgot to micromanage my little hidden prep menu shit that I have 4 years of built-in conditioning from not having to deal with that shit of

>>59182342
Nah, there's a balance. Many pokemon only ever use a moveset anyway

>>59182672
Yes, but characters in other mobas (at least in lol and dota) have more moves in that one moveset; two movesets in unite with two moves each was a fair compromise imo

>>59183046
Only because timi has a hard time making both viable (through their own fault, mind you) and you know it

>>59183140
why did you go for lol and dota instead of hok and mlbb, the games unite actually competes with and is losing to
sure some characters in those games have more than 3 moves but overall 3 is the standard and unite is supposed to be somewhat simplified

>>59183179
Honestly I don't know anything about those games but if they think cutting moves in favor of more frequent releases will help them compete then that is that, even if I don't like it

>>59183276
cutting moves isnt going to impact the competition, people are interested in the birds and the johto starters regardless
the actual problem is the license journey, because everybody coming in for those mons is heading right back out when they see how long it takes to get them