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i'm autistic and i'm doing 3 stars in mario kart advance/super circuit. the normal cups are pretty easy but the extra ones are kicking my ass, the last 2 in particular. any tips or some cheeses?
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>i'm autistic
kek
you retard
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I've never even bothered to 3 star all the extra cups, it's so fucking anoying when you inevitably start lapping the cpu drivers.
I have way more fun perfecting my time trials.
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These come to mind.
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>>12344046
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Shit game, couldn’t even make proper retro tracks
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>>12344050
filtered
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If you haven't already looked up how the 3 stars system actually works in Super Circuit you really should, it's total bullshit, and knowing how it works will give you an idea of what to do.
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>>12344054
I was filtered by… the lack of enemies and obstacles on the neutered bonus tracks? You forgot to mention that you’re a retard, in addition to being autistic.
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>>12344060
i.e. you still have broad daylight in your title screen. Filtered.
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>>12344076
nah you're just a faggot.
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>>12344119
> drops slurs
> loads up the game
> takes pictures of the thread
enraged and filtered by vr top kek
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>>12344136
>n-no, ur the one whos owned!
predictable reddit tourist behavior. what are you going to do next, post AI at me?
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>>12344119
>sunset title
Lol, fail.
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>>12344150
>observe that the game is shit
>dont attempt to 100% because not an autistic tranny like the OP
>this is a fail somehow

Logic isn't exactly your strong suit, is it?
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>>12344159
>100%
You just suck at the game, admit it and move on.
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>>12344150
Post your night sky with timestamp
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>>12344147
no. just point and laugh at how israeli u are. filtered.
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>>12344136
>drops slurs
based
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>>12344180
lmfao i feel bad for the junior retard getting flustered over bonus tracks. go easy on the little guy, might be his first day on 4channel.
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>>12344208
Yeah it’s weird how the retard OP is struggling with the same tracks we all mastered on the SNES back in 1992 (except significantly easier since they have no enemies or obstacles.)
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>>12344060
>>12344119
goddamn you are one frail nigger
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unfortunately I could just never learn to like the way they did drifting in this game.
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>>12344416
filtered
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>>12344434
that would be true if 64 was my favorite game in the series and not smk. in my case it's just preference.
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>>12344440
just admit you were filtered by the controls. it’s not your fault that you suck :3
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>>12344416
But that's like the best part.
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>>12344612
Some anons can't be bothered, never mind them.
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>>12344612
>>12345058
Yeah, never mind anons that have better things to do.
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>>12342005
Don't pick lightweights, because different characters get different bonus Rank Points, with heavier and worse characters getting more. Yoshi gets none while Bowser gets 40, for example.
You're probably best off learning how to play as DK, since he gets the second most points while still being objectively better than Wario.
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>>12345395
Like playing easier games?
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>>12344060
anon: filtered
(You): foaming at the mouth
autistic nigger retard faggot projecting like it's state exams
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>>12344136
>drops slurs
Faggot.

>>12344119
Based Jap title screen.

Crazy to see my fellow boomies now dick riding Super Circuit. The contrarianism on /vr/ is hilarious.
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lol i thought this thread died overnight but apparently there was a lot of surprise shitflinging, nice

>>12344046
>>12344048
these are from the snes one, there's no feather/bump in the gba one

>>12344058
i looked how it works, it boils down to
>don't hit ANYTHING
>don't use items
>end first
but doing this flawlessly every single time for all the FIVE loops is a pain.

>>12344219
i beat 150cc on the snes one, there's a thread in the archive where i asked for help i used tons of feather lap skips and i regret absolutely nothing but the 3 stars rating is a completely different thing since you can't fuck up once in 20 tracks in a row...

>>12345443
i use wario, i know about the points, but it's useless if on the last track you lap cpu and start hitting shit

god i miss the feather...
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>>12346607
>these are from the snes one, there's no feather/bump in the gba one
Well aware, I couldn't be bothered to find images from gba maps. Those shortcuts still work though.
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>>12346614
i don't have problem beating the cpu, i have problems not hitting anything consistently. i know i'll get good eventually, but i'm really surprised there's no cheese to increase the score or something
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Half the complaints feel less like game criticism and more like tech illiterate retards discovering what the gba screen resolution actually was.
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Someone post or screencap some of your time trial times, I'm curious to see whether mine suck in comparison.
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>>12346607
>>don't hit ANYTHING
>>don't use items
>>end first
Don't forget
>never let off the gas
>never use brakes
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>>12342005
I quit Mario games when that creep Blden pretended to like it. He didn’t grow up with video games at all. Not even a little bit

Wtf
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>>12348356
Or use the 'try again' option.
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>>12348325
(You) have committed the cardinal sin of bumping a retarded thread that should be put out of its misery. Go play in traffic.
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>>12349383
Still haven't got that night time title, eh?
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>>12349383
there's nothing retarded about my thread
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>>12346843
SNES still wins on pure play feel. Don't expect tech talk from faggots like the one who posted their sunset title. Even though resolution is smaller on GBA, slowdown sometimes helps reaction by stretching time. It's take it or leave it for me.
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>>12349445
>there's nothing retarded about my thread
you say that like you're not in it
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>>12349461
i made like 3 replies in total because i'm still waiting for tips that aren't known, if any

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>>12348356
i knew these too
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>>12349463
okay little bro, nobody was asking for your life story tho
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>>12349445
actually there is: (You)
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>>12345979
> autistic nigger retard faggot
C-C-C-C-OMBOOOOOOOO KILL
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>>12350513
lol say goodbye to your 3* with that bump into the wall
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>>12351576
kek
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>>12344119
>This mattered to me enough to leave the browser
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So do you end up slamming in to the outer walls when cornering, or what's the issue here?
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>>12353056
you lose the 3rd star
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>>12342005
I gave up on this ages ago. The classic tracks, the ones I've played millions of times and know them like the back of my hand in particular....
The game is a cunt with what it demands for those stars. Not worth the autism.
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>>12353254
Just say “I was filtered”
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>>12354242
Ok you was filtered
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>>12353190
Hardly an answer.
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>>12356037
baited
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>>12355421
Your result is the answer
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>>12357430
Fine, faggot. Just tried to help.
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>>12344176
And thus, no night sky was posted.
Fitting for someone who seethes and spams filtered every time someone shits on their childhood Nintenslop, (lol
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>>12357870
Holy fuck, you're such a little princess.
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>>12357883
>everyone who thinks my game sucks is the same person!
Sad.
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>>12356994
>responding with a meme word is "baited"
retard newfag
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>>12349523
How about putrid genderfluid negroid?
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>>12357908
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>>12357923
yup you got baited
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>>12357970
>missing the point
the point missed him doe?
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>>12344416
you're probably used to playing 100cc in smk, 150cc being post game locked. super circuit making 150cc available from the start and having it be the default speed in time trial probably makes it seem more unwieldy than it is.
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>>12344416
i never did this in smk since slowing down before curves was a lot easier, but drifting in mka (mksc) is super comfy, i have no issue with it

i have an issue with bumping in other ai...
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>>12348335
Guess everyone forfeited, then? Well, easy victory for me, lol.
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>>12360880
>I’m the only retarded fag who likes this shitty game so I win
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>>12361150
That's "Mr. Fast as fuck winner giga chad number 1" to you, slow ass snail (until proven otherwise). You lost.
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>>12342005
Multilink?
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>>12361429
I can only imagine how many jacked Chads would fall on their knees before you and how many baddie Stacies would spread their legs for you, upon seeing your (as yet still unposted) night sky title screen.
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>>12363539
what did he mean by this?
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>>12346843
What a fucking stupid thread indeed.
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>>12363574
'Cause *I'm* a speed king
You gotta hear me singing
Yeah, I'm a speed king
See me fly, oooooh...
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>>12363539
pls respond. can i farm stars in local coop?
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>>12364671
As far as I know there's only VS and Battle modes available in multiplayer, so no.
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>>12364697
rip
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Always have a turtle shell or banana ready asap (as in hold R and keep it behind your ass), that way you won't get hit by red shells at least.
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>>12367151
Or was the item button L? Whatever, you know what I mean.
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you also need to collect tons of coins. are there any maps of coins?
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