inb4 muh well.

>>12346639
QRD?

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>>12346715
the spooky scary well.
did you not play the fucking game??

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>>12346720
Nope. I played the better sequel. But it was the 3DS version, not the N64 one.

>>12346727
extremely embarrassing post

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>>12346727
Do yourself a favor and play the N64 version.
The Wii VC port is great and there are two PC ports of it as well.

>>12346736 (Me)
>>12346727
Also, play Ocarina of Time.
It's a stellar game and called one of the greatest of all time for a reason.
I like Majora more myself, but you really shouldn't discount OoT before you've played it.

>>12346625
OoT is shit kek. But I'll choose Lon Lon Ranch anyway

>>12346727
Holy fucking zoom zoom. Good bait post though if it's bait.

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>>12346727
>I didn't play game X
>but game Y is better!

>>12346625
>all the time spent wandering around kakariko as a kid, roleplaying that i lived in this town
>all the time spent crawling around bob-omb battlefield pretending i was a baby, then running around pretending i was a kid, then walking around pretending i was an old man
truly the imagination of a child is an autistic vortex that i could never believe were real unless my memories of my young video game escapades were so ironclad

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>>12346625
Zacks island is the only right answer

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>>12346803
How is a man supposed relax there?

>>12346625
there's an evil well there you fucking dumbass
>>12346803
i'd be too afraid that my huge cock would repulse them all and turn them gay

>>12346715
dude, the town is a fucking mass grave.

>>12346803
At first I thought that was the place from the "Dude, back off" video.

https://youtu.be/qM1JStMVAAs?t=7

>>12346950
It's ON TOP of a mass grave.

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>>12346932
>there's an evil well there you fucking dumbass

Just don't go down there, fuckface. There are also skeletons that spawn in the field every night. Hyrule is a dangerous place in general.

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>>12347010
So basically Paris.

>>12347025
Basically every old city

>>12347025
the well and the shadow temple has some weird torture shit going on, though

>>12347032
Gerudo are tough to crack.

>>12346736
>>12346743
The thing is my expectations for OOT is so high that I don't think it will ever be met when I do play it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc9yO4giTog

>>12347139
You had almost 30 years to play it. You really shouldn't play it, since you're gonna be a total faggot about it.

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Caldera....home

>>12347231
Chat, could a city like this actually thrive in ancient times, where the walls are thin and sparse and don't even cover every residential home?

>>12347139
I finally played it last year and I thought it lived up to the hype. I normally get bored and dont finish zelda games but OOT was a perfectly paced blast from start to finish.

>>12347147
>entire town is just one big cul-de-sac

>>12346727
>I never played OoT
>But Majora's Mask is better!
Maskie mentality summed up in a single post

>>12347062
they seem susceptible to hyponosis if their iron knuckles are anything to go by. plus you could probably break them with hylian cock, since they're so addicted to abducting hylian suitors

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>>12346625
I always thought the slums in midgar were comfy, even thought they're supposed to be shitty.

>>12346803
You want to be his "special" girl?

>>12347730
if you don't imagine an blissful existence as a perfect man's special girl, you're quite frankly sexist. you could never imagine yourself in the existence of something you could never be, ie, you have no empathy, and therefore you have low social iq

I used to pretend Link's home in kakarilo was the grotto between the herb shop, and the ladder up the windmill

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>>12346715
>*Ominous bongo drums begin playing.*

>>12347739
i used to think his sfx was saying "THANK YOU, MY DARLING" and that SCARED me!

>>12347740
I just think it's horrifying that we got no explanation as to what Bongo Bongo even is. I know the game mentions a man whose house stood where the well is now, but I am not sure if this is supposed to be him.

>>12347743
It's clearly the twisted soul of a tortured man who had his hands and head cut off before being strung up to bleed out like a stuck pig.

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>>12347743
his official art paints a better picture of what he is, ie. some kind of guillotined malevolent spirit
for me, the weird mysteries surrounding "truth" and the sheikah bother me. such as the happy mask salesman describing the mask of truth's power to read other's thoughts as useful, but scary, and something link (or the player) could only understand as they get older. idk if it's some kind of allegory for adult empathy, or if miyamoto came into work high on shrooms that day

>>12347750
I think the Royal Family might have sliced his lower half off as well, judging by how it just vanishes into the darkness.

Balmora is home.
OoT Kakariko is home.
Twoson is home (imagine the sweet retro video games you could buy at their flea market)

>>12347024
>le just don't go down there
enjoy burning to death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBOM0Ho-lj8

>>12346720
Just don't climb in?
How often do you usually climb down your town's well?

>>12347802
dude the drinking water is tainted by countless corpses, how retarded do you have to be to not get that

>>12347802
>It's totally okay that there are eldritch horrors living in the area beneath our town
>It's totally okay that our drinking water is contaminated by rotting, decaying corpses
>Zombies in the graveyard? Comfy!

>>12347736
Kek

>>12347794
The whole world has gone to shit in that future you retard. Obviously I’m not talking about living anywhere in Hyrule during a timeline where Ganondorf took over and empowered all evil forces.

>>12347750
Lol, at this point fans have given this shit way more thought than the artists did. They were probably just like "dude, check it out, I designed a badass ghost. And you fight him on a giant drum."

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Described as an urban utopia now with access to an amazing beach and cliffside. Imagine spending the weekends basking in the sun and listening to the soothing sounds of waves upon shore.

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>>12348087
i fucking love aquatica

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>>12348098
I see you are a racist of taste.

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>>12346783
I'd like to live on the planet in Alpha Centauri so I can become one with the mindworms.

>>12347802
but the lens of truth is down there

>>12347561
Same. I could quite happily live in Sector 7 burrying my face in Tifa's tits every night.

>>12346803
I’m not even trying to be contrarian but these graphics are unfuckingironically infinitely better than the visual slop and bloat that we are unfortunately treated to with modern games

>>12348358
Same, except I'd be making the trip over to sector 5 to bury my face in Aeris' (adopted) mom's tits.

>>12348012
You have to take the good with the bad. Gannondorf will come to power at least once in your lifetime in hyrule.

>>12348012
wrong
enjoy burning to death

>>12348486
No he won’t. He’s literally stopped in the Child timeline and doesn’t return until TP, which would be long after I died of old age.

>>12349009
Even if I were in town when that happened, the town completely returns to normal immediately afterwards and none of the villagers are harmed. This isn’t like Nibelheim—the town wasn’t destroyed and nobody was killed.

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>>12346803
Wouldn't want to live there. All the vacations end with an extinction event.

>>12349174
>Even if I were in town
where the fuck would you be otherwise? out creeping? there ain't no chuck e cheese in Hyrule nigga
>nobody was killed
doesn't mean you would live. doesn't even have to be the fire, you could get bit by a gold skulltula
but enjoy burning to death

>>12348087
>no connecting roads so the highway is the only way to get anywhere
>can't park anywhere once you get there
>only beach is at the bottom of a 50ft cliff with no obvious access
>some retard is doing laps at 100mph at any given time

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Cannot believe this hasn't been posted yet. Already this place is a paradise and it'll be even better once the Ocean Palace is online and the Mammon Machine is working at 100%. Praise Lavos for all this free energy and magic.

>>12349198
Imagine the journey not the destination

>>12349245
So what IS the tax policy in hyrule?

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I'm shocked no one has posted Lego Island yet.

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>>12349268
>Not living in the technomagic floating mountain utopia where everyone has immortal life.

It was a fair trade. Lavos gave them 65,002,000 years and the Zealites are still alive in the distant future after he has consumed the planet to give birth.

>>12346625
Anyone who says they'd like to live in a location with the technology before the advent of 20th century living is a retarded LARP'ing faggot.

BOY OH BOY, I SURE DO LOVE:
>not having vaccines
>not having refrigeration
>eating the same thing for most of my life, mostly just carbs
>needing to spend multiple days just to travel 75 miles
>not having indoor plumbing in 98% of the world
>not having hot running water
>widespread parasites
>persistently being affected by inflammation, dental decay, joint damage, and untreated infections
>expecting my child to die before reaching the age of 5
>expecting my wife to die every time she birthed a child
>needing to rely on grain stores from rolling famines and food shortages
>doing non-stop exhaustive physical labor all day long
>living as a constant shivering mess every time winter came with no central heating

>>12349174
Nah bitch you're in the adult timeline

>>12349271
Too much crime

>>12349601
There's only one criminal and he's already in jail.

>>12349174
You just blew in from stupid town anon. You need to read this shit and shut up. >>12349596

>>12349596
People also need to think about the long term when they choose a fantasy world to live in, that being that world's afterlife. Everything might be fun and cool when you're alive but if that world has a shitty afterlife system, you'll regret it.

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Winhill. The flower village.

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>>12349596

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>>12349597
>>12349652
>>12349215
>y-you wouldn't be a badass hero in a mediev-
Nah, I would.
*phonk music starts playing*
I'd also marry and impregnate the chicken girl.
*phonk music resumes*

>>12349730
who are you quoting?
i'm fucking Anju btw

>>12349738
Anju is the lady in Majora's Mask.
She's just called the cuckoo lady in OoT

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>>12349596
what if you're the mad king that goes around deflowering all the maidens and infecting them with syphilis?

>>12349757
did I stutter?

>>12349738
>who are you quoting
You.
>anju
Fake fan confirmed.

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>>12349730

>>12349836
No need to post selfies.
>b-but you did-
Correct. And?
*impregnates my wife again*

Anon you're being cringe and gay.

>>12349836
I say this and look like this

>>12346783
modern vidya could never have so much soul

>>12349876
>>12346783
I used to do this with Windwaker more or else with Windfall Island lol.

>>12349835
didn't say that

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>>12346625
Assuming it didn't have any monsters or zombies.

>>12348074
Good news: Japan is a real place that exists in the world and you can live in it right now
Bad news: its miserable as shit

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Either here, Balamb, or Besaid.

Kolibri. All of it. Yes, really.

>>12349962
I was there when you did. You were crying and farting in front of a crowd.

>>12350685
and then everybody clapped

>>12349728
>Dude, you prefer all the conveniences that make life more enjoyable than rotting from disease and parasites while starving to death cold and covered in your own shit?
>Pffft, do you even enjoy life?

Retard.

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Lots of places in CC are just idyllic.

>>12347147
> Be me
> Rent Earthbound
> Game has save state already past Foursides
> Don't like that I have the other party members trailing me
> Play a fresh game and max out as far as I could as Ness alone before rescuing Paula.
> Keep that save just when I want to vibe and go between Onett and Twoson and pretend a live in this small town with an arcade, big mall, pizza joint, library, etc.

It's always about the vibes with Earthbound

>>12351747
>rent
>save state
wtf

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>>12347561
*collapses the plate on you*
not so comfy now huh

>>12351758
I think he means save file.
I know when I would rent Zelda LTTP there would always be save files from other renters, back when a battery save was still fresh and strong

>>12351770
I hate RPGs that when you get further in the game those nice little places you have been are either gone or destroyed.

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>>12351770
Good thing that Cloud was there to save the day.

>>12349596
If you are transported as you are then sure
If you've lived there from the start then you're likely to have a better human experience anywhere in the past, granted that you survive infancy, than the modern world.
You're enslaved by the comfort and the technology you proud yourself by

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>>12349730
i think if i didn't have drugs and vidya to distract me i'd be more successful, but i wouldn't be amazing.

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>>12349679
That's why I choose Spira
You die and as long as you aren't mad about it you just get to hang out in the flower waterfall fields for the rest of eternity
Hell if your ego is big enough you can just keep 'living' like nothing happened

>>12351261
No, everyone was pretty disgusted actually.

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>>12349596
>SOMETIMES PEOPLE ASK ME
>OF ALL THE CENTURIEEEEEES
>WHICH I'D PICK TO LIVE LIFE IN
>WELL THAT'S PRETTY EASY
>RIGHT NOW, IF YOU THINK OBJECTIVELYYYYY
>IF YOU LIKE HOT RUNNING WATER
>AND MEMORY FOAM BEDS
>AND /tv/ SHOWS AND CELLPHONES
>AND NOT BEING DEAD
>YOU FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!!

>>12352126
I don't remember it that way.

>>12349596
>being such a defeatist pussy that you can't see yourself thriving in a quaint medieval town full of qt big titty bimbos
Bro, embrace your inner Humanity, Fuck Yeah

>>12352126
Get off the stage already.

>>12352178
You probably should have gotten off the stage when you started fart-crying, yeah.

>>12352147
You were passed out in a pool of urine. Not even your own urine, either.

>>12352221
Fart-crying is art and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Posting a fart-cry masterpiece itt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYvCHm3Ov4

>>12347147
>the local park is filled with stoners and criminals who help a nearby cult abduct children to be used for human sacrifice
>the only school in town is run by bible thumpers
>hippies run amok on the streets attacking people with toothbrushes
I'd rather live in Onett.

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home

>>12352270
Delfino Plaza is pretty damn comfy.

>>12348087
Turbo based!

>>12346625
Sure but the neighborhood goes downhill fast

>>12349783
i could hear this image perfectly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTLfV7Ru5VY

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>>12346625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qywbOTkME_I

>>12352865
I remember when this game first launched and the server got slammed to hell. Are people still playing it?

>>12348416
She must be like 70 now.

>>12352270
The main hub is actually pretty damn small.

>>12352963
it feels big because mario is a manlet

>>12352963
it looks like a campus rather than a city

>>12350648
That's just the earth

>>12352891
Yes, still lots of people playing on the official servers as well as private servers.

>>12352978
that's what technocrats want cities to look and feel like.

>>12346727
Majora's Mask is a faggy Banjo Kazooie clone for babies. Not a real Zelda game.

>>12354756
1/10

>>12347268
Yeah, it's where the saying motte and bailey came from. They go into the castle if shit goes down.

>>12353892
At least there's refrigeration amirite?

>>12349271
>Giant skeleton living underneath the residential homes.
>The music near The Bricker's cell is too spooky.
>The store just spins around when I try to enter.
>Have to put the CD in my computer.
Nah.

>>12354783
>unwashed peasants in the castle
imagine the smell...

>>12347147
Twoson would be peaceful but it always gave me slightly creepy vibes even outside of the cult, like it was a town full of people who were a bit socially off or grew up not being allowed to play video games or watch TV or something. Probably just a bias because of my upbringing but Onett has that perfect feeling of low stakes fun I'd like to live in.

>>12354823
gardyloo

>>12348282
You don't need the Lens of Truth for anything.

>>12355312
Well yeah not if you already know where to go.

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>>12349596
mindraped slave to modernity, kill yourself.

>>12347736
kek, based

>>12355312
It's required for 100% completion

>>12355312
This. In fact if you turned on your TV at all while playing you didn't beat the game.

>>12355352
And 100% completion nets you nothing other than bragging rights for a save file to show off.

>>12355358
Yeah, so?

>>12355359
You don't have a save file in real life regardless.

>>12355312
You need it to see all of Hyrule's hidden horrors. If you don't go get it then you're missing out on a big part of the appeal of living there.

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>>12346625
Pretty much the entire FF8 world map
Arni Village (Chrono Cross)
Veniccio (Dark Cloud 2)
Narshe or really any comfy village in Final Fantasy 6.

>>12347024
LMAO wtf? is this a halo mod or a zelda mod?

>>12349783
except for the oil refinery Donkey Kong let on his island for some reason

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>>12347231
Entered thread to post Morrowind, you could become a god so easily with outside lore knowledge.

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Hunting and living with the masked warrioirs in the garif village sounds awesome, the fact that none of them join your party but fucking van and penelo do is absolute heresy.

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>>12352270
Not retro, but I'm posting it anyway

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File City, home

>>12357010
Man fuck you for posting that. In the ass.

>>12358635
Destiny Island... Home...

>>12357090
Game?

>>12358735
You could just google file city, zoomer.

>>12357443
When I say we, you say suck

>>12359739
it counts as retro. it's in that Schrödinger cat space

>>12348074

Kabukicho it's great but you definitely don't want to live there, trust me.

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somewhere in the illiac i guess
i remember rly liking tigonus. its a smaller petty kingdom in modern day hammerfell with dibella as its chief deity. its got quite a few different biomes in it. from memory you got tropics, swamp, desert, highlands/mts, all within a days ride from one another. not too big either, so questing isnt so bad.
also got some of the more interesting topography, with mt tigonus ostensibly just a glitch, but idc its rly funny now in the unity port with the height maps plugged in, a big desert in the middle, then the dragontail mts along its eastern border
i remember i had to flee there from menevia after helping out the tamirilyn witch covens too much. wasnt even mad. real nice place. you just gotta be careful heading out into the desert in the summer, and the small mountainous part in the east in the winter. you can RLY quickly die if youre fast traveling with the wrong clothes on.

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>>12360401
that said, idk, maybe if its not winter i wouldnt mind living IN the dragontails or wrothgaria. it IS rly pretty up there. its just also unbelievably dangerous if youre not a nord, or dont have some frost resist. at night, traveling in winter, even with as many clothes as i could wear, i was STILL dying. FAST.

>>12360315
No not kabukicho, kamurocho. You know where you can beat the shit out of people in public and not get in trouble for it.

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>>12346625

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>>12347561
Similarly, I always felt like Seyda Neen was maximum comfy. I’d happily live there.

>>12360619
Half of the people there were murdered before the game even started.

>>12346639
Forget the well there's a fucking human spider in one of the houses

>>12361035
They got what they deserved.

>>12348087
Looks a lot like a mirrored Wake Island.

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>>12349596

>>12346625
Doesn't this version of the village get burned down and crowded with refugees?

>>12361076
NTA but you do realize that you're a retarded moron for thinking rural areas are anything like the medieval dark ages that anon mentioned right?

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>>12346625
twinsun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVAevdLm-HE

>>12360913
It says "living" in the OP. Bit bullshit to assume we're taking things prior to the game's start into account. Can't live in Fallout because we never made it into a vault in the first place and got vaporized.
Can't live in Prince of Persia because we could be one of the Skeletons roaming around.
Can't live in Mario because we were off-screen character #52 that died to polio and turned into a fucking Boo.

>>12361035
Just think of them as the local jewish family.

>>12361628
Yes.

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Literally Anywhere

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Not a furry or a pokephile. I just find the idea of being a woodland critter in a nature based society and doing missions for a guild extremely comfy.

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Most of the cities except Freeport were comfy

>>12361507
>do you realise
>you're a moron
read that slowly