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>I'm going to say no. And I'm going to explain to him how people market things to make you spend more money.
Would your life have turned out differently if your mom was this hot and you didn't get a Super Nintendo for Christmas?
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>>12346865
nope, parents have less influence than your peers in many cases. lay with dogs, get fleas, and dogs are everywhere.
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>no son you cant have super nintendo but I will give you mommy blowies instead
works for me
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>>12346865
ma'am please do up those buttons, there are kids here.
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>>12346865
Look how that strap is digging into her shoulder. Bitch is walking around with all kinds of junk that was marketed to her. Performative act, probably told the lines to say because TV was worried about vidya. And they were right be, TV sucks.
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>>12346890
"You already have a nintendo" was a pretty common parental opinion back then.
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>>12346865
probably but i think my mom bought me video games because we felt guilty about having nothing to bond over like my sister and her did
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>>12346865
I never got shit for games after the age of 8, had to buy all of it myself.
I only learned resentment from that.
>>12346890
She's self-centered. Everyone besides her is the bad guy, and she power trips on setting rules for her children.
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>>12346898
Oh shit... does this kind of thing happen? Mom has a better bond with daughter than son?
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>>12346895
Parents being cheap is normal. Parents posturing that seeing through marketing is the reasons for their cheapness is performative. These retards were ultra consumers.
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well, she's not wrong, the snes was quite expensive.
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>>12346912
My parents refused to get me a NES, but finally got me a Super Nintendo, a Game Boy, a N64, a Playstation, and Dreamcast in rapid succession year after year.
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My mom knew what I was talking about when I started asking for 16-bit system back then because we were both arcade enthusiasts. So all I had to say was that I wanted to keep up with the arcades and she understood.
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>>12346865
I never got a console other than on my 10th birthday/ I had to buy everything myself or get it secondhand from my cousins
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>>12346865
She's not that pretty, I'd take the Super Nintendo over her.
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>>12346865
Obviously. I played a lot of fun games on there, if I didn't have it then I probably would have went outside more often.
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>>12346865
>well spoken
>gorgeous
>independent thinker
Perfect waifu material
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>>12346986
>independent thinker
lol
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>>12346979
>outside
There's nothing out there for us but misery and suffering. Some people just aren't fit for a normalfag life. At least here on 4chan I have friends I can talk about my interests with.
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is anyone ever going to talk about them depicting families going to therapy over kids wanting an SNES in that broadcast?
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>>12346990
Yes, she sees through bullshit marketing tactics instead of blindly consooming
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>>12346869
fpbp
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>>12347001
lol
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>>12346990
>>12347031
we get it incel, you don't think women are people
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>>12347180
>he thinks he's people
lol
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I love how in the video, there's group therapy sessions that are basically "We're not buying the SNES, billy" for 100bux per session, like you can't just say no to your child for free or some shit, or get a genesis with sonic to shut them up for a reasonable price.
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>>12346890
Yeah it's weird, you never really see women carry huge purses full of shit around like you did in the 90s.
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>>12346865
my mom had an nes, snes, genesis and gameboy by the time I was 3 and introduced me to gaming. then when ps1 came out she let me watch her play "cool adult" games like resident evil and ff7 until I was brave enough to play them myself.
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>>12347253
digging through my mom's purse is how i got thru church
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I got a Super Nintendo cause my uncle moved back from the Middle East and didn’t want it anymore now they he could go out to bars and have a social life. My hot mom had nothing to do with it.
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>>12346865
NES was still a good system in 91-92 with shelves full of games getting cheaper
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>>12347250
What is this video I must see it
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>>12347517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTzyz2TgGls
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My parents bought me a Super Nintendo and an N64, but they said no fucking way we're they buying a gameboy when pokemon came out; "you got games at home kid"
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>>12347509
This
Plus the SNES didn't have that many great games at launch, it only started having a nice library in 93
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>>12347583
My parents refused to buy me a gameboy because they knew I was enough of a obsessed Nintendo kid that I'd be the "stay up all night playing it under the covers with a flashlight" sort.
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>>12347186
>he
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>>12346865
But that was me. I didn't get a Super Nintendo until years after its initial release. I played it at my friends' houses daily though. Did you have friends, OP?
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>>12347543
Pay a therapist to complain that the SNES is too expensive. Did boomers really?
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>>12346865
I bet her pussy stinks
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>>12346997
No one here is your friend.
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>>12347751
Therapists will do anything to make money.
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>>12346882
>there are kids here.
and how do you think those kids got here? Let mommy work
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>>12348363
Wrong, all of you are my friends.
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>>12348280
They all do
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>>12348535
If they can supply me with drugs I don't give a shit
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>>12348541
I’m not your friend, buddy
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>>12346865
that's a very jewy retarded thing to say to a little kid. it would be shitty parenting. just give them the Vidya.

9 year old kids dont need to be taught about consumerism they want to get lost in the cartoon pixel land of Mario, Zelda, Street Fighter whatever
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>>12346865
If CWC had a mom like this things may have been different.
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>>12348575
He's not your buddy, guy
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>>12346865
My life would be better if my chud of a sister didn't introduce me to gaming with tomb raider and morrowind.
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>>12346976
she is very average/good looking enough for a wife, for the time, today, she is an 8.5/10 outlier in the US, too many mexicans and mexicans mixed with whites that believe themselves to be white when their faces say something else, plus, she wasnt fat.
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>>12348280
>>12348547
Man, it sure is VIRGIN HOUR in this thread, lmao
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If it's fucking Christmas then just buy your kid the thing he wants. What's the point of giving him something he doesn't want and making him sad? Unless you literally can't afford it, but that doesn't appear to be her case.
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>>12349414
Now that you are here, sure
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>>12349282
she looks like she's got mediterranean blood, i.e. she ain't white
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>>12349415
Don't want to shell out hundreds of bucks on new evil nippontendo electronic, better pay a couple hundred bucks per session to have goldberg tell billy why he can't have it.
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>>12349415
it's not about the children at all or the principle or the money, it's about virtue signalling to other parents
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>>12349278
>older sister
Lucky fuck. What did her underwear and socks smell like?
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That is Tom Brady's mom
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>>12351168
Who?
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>>12353216
giselle's ex husband
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>>12346865
imagine the thick 90s bush
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>>12350602
Both smelled like shit
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>>12348280
Why are you only making her sound hotter?
>Bushy musk smell
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>>12353224
I don't follow celeb shit
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>>12353375
Oh no how terrible sounds so gross haha
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>>12346865
>No we have Sega at home
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>>12346865
Imagine how hairy she is down there
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>beauty standards are so fucked, you could just show a bunch of nerds an average mother from the late 80s/early 90s and they'll think she's the hottest shit ever
sad day sue
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>>12354636
Share your ideal woman then.
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>>12346865
How old she is now?
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>>12354663
She's already dead, sadly
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>>12347614
>has
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>>12354682
Nani!?
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>>12354993
Don't worry I made it up
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>>12354643
This is my ideal woman.
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>>12355014
maplestory ahh female
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>>12355337
>pretending to be black on 4chan
i shiggy diggy
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>>12346865
She already saw what Nintendo had done to other kids and wanted to prevent it for her son.
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>>12346865
You can tell how old people are in this thread by not realizing that this was an extremely common mindset for older generations back then. The idea of swapping out electronics every few years was still a very uncommon practice. Things LASTED for decades back then. That lamp in your living room? Probably from the 50's. That cheap dishwasher? From the 70's and still doing its job. That TV? A hand me down from your grandparents from 1979 that lacked modern stuff like F-connectors (coaxial) or AV and needed a spade connector adapter of all things! And keep in mind that videogame consoles usually came and went within 4-5 years up until Gen 7 in mid 2000's. The NES came out in 85 in the US, but it didn't start booming like hotcakes until around 87-88. You had kids getting an NES in 90-91 and then immediately yearning for an SNES the following week or in 89-90 and saw those commercials of what Nintendon't by Sega.
And if by chance you were that kid with both Genesis and Nintendo consoles or even more then that, you were known about in school. Most kids I knew in school were lucky enough just to have one console. Other kids would just go to someone elses house to play their SNES even by mid 90s.
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>>12355832
>dad's obsession with games and vlogs upset mom
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>>12346865
i shit you guys not, she reminds me of AV actress
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>>12346865
>hot
She literally looks like the caveman from those old Geico commercials. Why are you faggots always into ugly women?
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>>12356612
gayest post of the year so far
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>>12356623
I'm not wrong though
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My mom forbade video game consoles. But she did buy me an Apple IIgs as a kid, I was like 8 years old when it came out. Then later on once that was obsolete she took me computer shopping for a new computer, at the local computer shop / builder. I got a 286, later upgraded to a 386 and when I moved to college, 486 with new MB all in the same case. Wish I still had it but I had to ditch almost everything for a big move.

Overall I don't feel like I missed out, my buddies all had consoles but PC games were more entertaining to me for the most part. Playing two players with two mice at once Catan was awesome, my buddy and I eventually rigged up a screen with tape and cardboard sticking out perpendicular from the screen so we couldn't see each other's sides. Modem play was also possible with Gold or II or whatever, but with everybody's mom and sister trying to pick up the phone it was only practical in the middle of the night or if nobody else was home.
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>>12346865
It's funnier when the parents discipline their child and take away their gaming system. Only to get got in the middle of the night. Great parenting.
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>>12346890
Boomers can't conceptualize video games beyond Atari 2600
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>>12357060
That's your conceptualization
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>>12356612
She's not a slut and is actually a biological woman. Beauty standards are so skewed now, the average girl of the 90s looks like a super model compared to today.
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>>12346865
Imagine her... breath...
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>>12356612
This is what happens to your mind when you're perpetually online looking at porn and the only real contact with a woman in life is your mother.
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>>12354992
>is
It's all just bots
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>>12357519
It's pretty crazy she's literally skinnier than most social media influencers/onlyfans whores that get paid to be attractive.
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>>12348572
based
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>>12357519
You're not wrong, but when I look at her all I see is the Geico caveman. And to be fair, the Geico caveman looks better than supermodels of today, so that's a low bar.
>>12357710
I'm married and I usually fap with my eyes closed using my imagination. Try again.
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>>12346865
I want to fuck this woman, therefore she is correct.
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>>12346895
>>12346908
Parents know almost nothing about video games

They have no idea why it's not possible to play snes games on an nes. If you did explain it then they would say you still should put that effort into making nes games out of respect for your customers. If you explained the things that just aren't possible on the nes you're not going to come up with a single example they could possibly care about.

Granted it's because they don't give a shit about video games and see them as a net negative. The twist is when you get older you realize they were right and your life would be much better if you never fell for the video game meme.
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>>12346865
I'm afraid I can't form an opinion because I can't stop picturing her in her early 90's high cut aerobics leotard.
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>uncs think this woman is hot
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>>12355632
Posts like this are wasted on /vr/ now, as zoomers and shit posters have become a loud section of this board. It's a truthful post you replied with, but very little people here will actually understand the honesty behind it.
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>>12348535
>>12347751
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>>12347000
Child therapy was such a 90s parenting meme. Kid doesn't do his homework? Send him to therapy. Kid asks for too much at Christmas? Therapy. Kid rightly complains that you, the parent, are doing something wrong? Therapy! I don't know what parents thought it would really do for their kids, but I'd wager that the majority of children subjected to that just viewed it as punishment, and only superficially changed their behavior because they didn't want to piss away afternoons hearing another adult tell them, in so much flowery language, that they're doing something wrong and/or that life sucks and they just have to get used to it.
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Did anybody's mom wind up banging their son's bully AND buy said bully an SNES, while denying such luxuries to her own son?
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>>12359760
Me except I'm the bully and my mom was my cousin's uncle.
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>>12359047
Sorry anon
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>>12346865
>Based parents buy you console late in its lifespan after the price drops significantly, newer more reliable model is out, and games and peripherals are dirt cheap on the secondhand market
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>>12359047
>>12357710
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>>12346908
My parents reasoning was
>it makes flashing pixels go on the screen and if you look you'll get epilepsy and you'll DIE
my mother was an alarmist midwit then and she's now a 5G-hating antivaxxer
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>>12355632
Yeah video games were still "new" so it wasn't weird for people to not really think too deeply on technological advancement or that they were anything but passing fad toys. Heck the idea of not even have a game system was pretty normal.
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>>12355632
Yup, my parents had a black and white TV in their bed room until at least the mid 90s.
We didn't switch to DVD until the VCRs were all busted.
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>>12347260
Hey, same here. Was it just me or did the personal massager always smell weird?
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>>12346865
God she's pretty, I'd fuck the shit out of her
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>>12359047
80s and 90s women were peak.
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>>12355632
Oldfags, was this also a common occurrence back then?
https://youtu.be/mr6qOHGwwF8?si=B8S0TnUob9lfeUI3

Jokes aside, you are correct. Not only did appliances last for far longer, I've gotten the impression that consumers didn't care for the features that separate products as much as whether the product reliably did its job. Like you described, why get a new TV with fancy AV inputs if we can already watch all our shows on our current one.
Of course, game consoles don't replace their predecessors the same way a new dishwasher would replace an old one, but I doubt many parents knew or cared to know that when vidya as a concept was still new.
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>>12356612
She's gorgeous you literal homo
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>>12360608
No. 60s and 70s women were peak. The 80s and early 90s had atrocious hairstyles.
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1830s women. back when dames were dames
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For me it's 1920s women...
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Cave women, peak women
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>>12346865
>new game console releases, tell parents about it
>they say it's too expensive so we can't get one yet
>3-4 years later we finally get one
>new game console releases, tell parents
>they get mad about how new consoles come out "every year"
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>>12359825
English, doc
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Legit question: do you guys really only rely on your parents to get vidya?
My parents, and most parents probably, were, on one hand, struggling to maintain a family and video games were expensive luxury toys, on the other hand, parents also typically won't want to spoil their kids, so yeah the reaction of that mom is normal.
However, there were GRANDMAS, who maybe had some good retirement money and also want to spoil her grandsons.
In my case, 90% of my vidya was thanks to my grandma. I got a new game almost every weekend, glorious times, and I'm forever grateful to her. I always tell her I still have all the video games she got for me back then and thank her.
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>>12360982
My grandma didn't even know what a videogame was. Your granny is a spiritual zoomer.
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>>12346904
Almost the same. Last system I got as a present was the Sega Master system in 1989 when I was 12. Had to buy myself every system after that. Would get the odd game as a present, but I stopped asking because I knew they wouldn't do it.
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>>12360982
>do you guys really only rely on your parents to get vidya?
I did. When I was really little, my parents would buy games/toys at the store if they were inexpensive (under $20). More expensive stuff was reserved for birthdays and Christmas.
When I was around 10, however, they agreed to pay me for various chores around the house. I did the dishes and vacuumed/mopped, and I took turns mowing the lawn with my dad during my early teens.
I did them whenever I could, that way I had enough money saved before new vidya came out.
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>>12360972
That's for pong
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>>12360982
yes i often got games from my grandparents as holiday gifts. im sure my parents told them what to buy. my grandma also had a colecovision and would play it with us.
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bg
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>>12358617
Post your daily schedule onions boy. I doubt you have nothing net negative. If you have facebook at all you are already worse off than kids without games.
If you even cook at all for taste. You are in the negative
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>>12359625
While true. It was not the whole story.
Even today that mindset of hatred continues. See above
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>>12346865
I would have fucked her
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Plain jane supremacy.
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>>12362920
She's anything but plain
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>>12359625
Shit poster here, I'm all for educating zoomers about things and truth be told I like zoomers, all things said and done. Zoomers create demand, sure this will raise prices of physical but we have better emulators, official re-releases, projects from 30 years ago revived and completed, new retro releases. Crazy shit nobody would have envisioned a decade ago. Clone consoles, FPGA, new retro systems. It's amazing. Not saying zoomers are solely responsible for this, not even close but nobody can deny it has improved everything and made these games more accessible than ever. Zoomers are still faggots and I hate them though.
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>>12346865
My first console was a Genesis, my parents didn't understand why I wanted a Playstation until we went to my teenage cousin's house who had one and they saw the graphics. It was a big enough leap forward that they understood the Genesis wasn't gonna keep getting new games.
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>>12362163
And she woulda fucked my bully
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>>12359735
>and/or that life sucks and they just have to get used to it
this is what's so fucked up about being a kid; if your parents are shitty, you're fucked unless they die, get divorced, or you can prove they did something CPS-worthy. if minors were able to get new caretakers on demand, crime would eventually drop dramatically
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>>12357060
Is that supposed to be Cornelius?
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>>12355408
Gabe?
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>>12346916
>>12346912
TG-16 price?
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>>12363839
No one in the US ever even heard of TG-16. It's a completely irrelevant console and I have no idea what point you're trying to make.
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>>12363940
WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN though. In America we were forced to live under Nintyranny, only Sega was a shining beacon of hope and deliverance from our chains.
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>>12363940
Nah, plenty of us heard of it, I even know Bonk at glance. I just wouldn't have ever bought it.
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>>12346865
More than likely in a butterfly effect sort of way. I remember I was part of some intervention with the educational administrator due to my addiction to video games. I remember having to fake being impressed with how the administrator had a game which has "helicopters and tanks" on PC, and act as if the message was understood when the reality was my mental capacity and capabilities are sub-standard for the expectation of the time. It is difficult to imagine myself in a better financial situation even if I did not get a SNES, as rent, utilities, food, insurance, and overall cost of living pressures are so immense at this time as even younger co-workers express these same frustrations despite not even caring about having a Super Nintendo.
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>>12363403
>tfw no siblings and no cousins who were allowed to play vidya as kids
family gatherings were always awkward as fuck. haven't interacted with any of my family members other than parents since graduating college

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