i would jammer lammy

Im gonna coom

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>>12351291
Remembering shit like this really does explain some of the freaks on deviantart.

>>12351256
um jammer lammy has to be the shittiest parappa game in the series.

PTR2 is objectively the only good game in the series.

>>12351379
It can't be worse than the first game because it actually works.

>>12351379
1st game had the best beats
Lammy is the best to play
2nd game has the most fairness and least jank

>>12351256
>fat biiitch

>>12351315
anon, "fetish" content like this in cartoons has existed since the 40s / 50s
we've always been perverted freaks

>>12351272
>>12351291
Coom Jammer Lammy

>>12351604
AAHHHNnnn jammey lammy

In Parappa 1 going cool felt like hitting extra buttons arhythmically. In Lammy and P2 it actually felt like it followed a score system properly.

>>12351703
Parappa 1 felt like a pretty experimental game. You can sort of spam buttons to get Cool mode, and you can't even actually try for Cool mode until you beat the game once

>>12351703
Lammy's the best game in the series. The charts/judgment are just challenging enough to be fun, and Cool makes some kind of sense. 1's judgment is random-ass and 2's too easy and unmemorable except for the guru ant BIG song.

>>12351592
Its there because its silly and thus appropriate for a cartoon. What I don’t get is why people started jacking off to it. Same with anthropomorphic animal characters.

>>12352535
>started

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>>12352535
>>12352546

>>12352526
Romantic Karate and Noodles Are the Best are fucking bangers too. The last songs of P1 and P2 try to show Parappa's growth by giving him the master lead lines at the ending song, but they fuck up by barley choreographing the fact you need to pull your brain out of "call and response" mode and go first. That being said, "Noodles Are the Best" I think is the perfect way to show Parappa's independence and skill by so commonly and even loosely piggybacking of the rhythm of Col Noodle but writing his own lyrics. He's done this for instances of possessive phrases (You're/I'm), but in Noodles he's actually rewriting and flowing off entire bars.
That being said, Lammy doesn't have any of those switch ups, so nice. I like how co-op/vs in Lammy is even and fair by and large with is swapping system.

>>12352557
this is the sort of thing that's a bit risque as a joke but straight up dark triad serial killer shit if you're jerking off to it.

>>12352571
Do you see who the executive producer was?

>>12352571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6H9Zuhtnes

>>12352579
Was anything ever proven?

>>12352665
There's no proof he actually diddled anyone, but it's undeniable he was a horny footfag

>>12351409
Parappa 1 works fine but only with a PS1 or PS2 and a CRT. Very sensitive to input delay.

>>12352767
Even when I played the demo back in the 90s it never felt right. I'd time the button presses and fail, but if I just mashed and made Parappa spaz out then I'd succeed.

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she's so stupid
i love her

>>12351256
>Inflation.jpg
ackshually that's classified as stuffing, not inflation.

>>12351256
Never played this, what's the context?

I'll never understand the appeal of these games. The art is ugly, the music sounds awful, and the lyrics are nonsense. Is it some kind of "so bad it's good" shit? Explain to me how this horrific amalgamation of discombobulated and schizophrenic audio/visuals is a good game.

>>12353170
unfortunately, nobody can explain.

>>12352767
Input lag is a very real thing but not for this game, it's just completely retarded with what it expects you to do and lies to you about it.

I'm pretty good at rhythm games and I cannot beat level 2 in Parappa 1. It feels like the mechanics were the last part the devs worked on and were rushed. I've beaten Lammy and Parappa 2 and while they're more lenient, it's not by much and you're still in the dark when it comes to what the game is actually asking of you.

What were they thinking?

>>12353108
she ate a fuckload of medium-rare pizza

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>>12353203
Not sure if that's how it works in Parappa but having played a lot of Lammy I think it counts the first press even if it's off as long as the breaks between the notes are correct.
In other words, if your first note is too early then the rest has to come out early as well.

That said the later stages are much more restrictive and actively punish for the tiniest mistakes meanwhile stage 2 is basically freestyle even without cool.

Post your replays, anons
Parappa and vib-ribbon are fine too
https://files.catbox.moe/767u3w.mp4

>>12353928
was it boneless?

i really don't understand these "rhythm" games. you're just doing a random series of button presses. there's no actual gameplay.
>"hurrr duurrrr all games are just random button presses!"
you know what i mean faggot

>>12354209
you're supposed to just beat the game and let buyer's remorse tell you it was good, then jerk off to lammy for years to cum

>>12352701
Yes there was when the bagel guy from iCarly was defending him

>>12352772
I avoided the rest of the series for this exact reason. I too had the demo and same experience. I genuinely thought you were supposed to just randomly mash buttons because trying to play "normally" never worked. It wasn't until like 3 or 4 years ago a friend wanted me to play 2 with him that I realized these aren't garbage games (I still like the music in 1 the most tho)

>>12352772
>>12353194
The scale at the top of the screen does feel more like a suggestion. It's a lot easier if you just focus on the audio portion and ad libbing to the rhythm instead. That's really the only way to beat stages on Cool and unlock KT and the Sunny Funny Band.
It's also easier if you hold down Left on the D-Pad. Parappa repeats the same sound each time you press a certain button. "Check and Turn the Signals to the Left" becomes "Check an Check an Check Check Check ..." and that makes timing to the beat a lot more precise.

Playing the disc on a PS3, on a newer TV with HDMI, the timing was way off to me. Playing the remaster on PS4, the timing is completely different.

>>12351315
While there are some instances of fetishes, I do doubt that these "water balloon" bloating things were done with any sort of fetishistic intent. The technique of drawing characters that way likely became an animation shorthand as an easy way to depict a character inflating or getting fatter for comedy (because getting fat and bloated is indeed a source of humor, which is probably forgotten in today's society of rampant obesity and fat acceptance). It wasn't until the weird, developmentally stunted, nu-autistic kids of the 80s and 90s who obsessed over these sorts of scenes grew up and spammed DeviantArt with this shit did it become viewed as "fetish fuel."

>>12354874
True. Nobody gave that much of a shit that "some guy somewhere might be jacking off to it" until the internet let them get in your face about it.
In the end, though, ignoring them is the only sane option, since you'll find weirdos who jerk off to literally anything you can imagine, and plenty of stuff you probably couldn't.

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>>12354957
the internet is the shame cube

>>12354209
The gameplay is completing a song. the button presses aren't random, they're the same every time. the challenge is maintaining the timing so the song finishes. In a game like DDR, you have to hit the buttons on the ground with your feet in time to the prompts on screen, in games like Parappa/Lammy or Guitar Hero you're hitting controller prompts. If you fuck up the timing badly enough, game over.

Check out Technic Beat if you want to see what a rhythm game looks like done a little differently

>>12355327
extremely gay

>>12356978
nah lez

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Did you know that Um Jammer Lammy has a Parappa mode in it?
You can even duke it out with Parappa in coop/vs which completely fucks up the songs.

>>12351256
Imagine the farts

>>12359089
no thanks "bro"

Parappa was my first exposure to weird Japanese shit

Raping over a toilet and shitting your pants if you lose? Totally from the nippon

>>12352793
>all the fanart paints her as the cool tomboy chick that smokes weed and shit
>ingame she's a huge weenie that has a non-zero percent chance of causing 9/11 by accident and/or shitting herself, and has like ten panic attacks in the span of like ten minutes

>>12353108
She helped firefighters put out a fire, so she got rewarded with a gigafuck shitfuckload of pizza.
By chance, she waddles all bloated like this too close to some kind of parade of pregnant women and gets dragged into that because they think she's pregnant.

>>12353203
For me, I was trying to play it on a 3" chinkheld with side-by-side triggers and I got fucked, ha. Pressing the face buttons was fine, but the triggers fucked me.

I like Lammy as a character, but I think music in her game sucks.

I wanna push Lammy into the dirt

>Lammy x Dig Dug crossover
Imagine...

>>12359502
Lammy and Katamari crossover....

>>12351256
>>12351315
I've jerked off to both of these

>>12359942
3edgy5me

>>12360212
I'm not kidding. I jacked it to that fairly odd parents episode where they all get fat. I deliberately would seek that and that ed edd n eddy episode.

And that PS3 game fat princess. Fat princess I probably jacked to hundreds of times, hottest game ever made. Basically straight pornograph to me, but hey, we're getting out of /vr/ territory here

>>12360281
that's fucking bullshit

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>>12360309
You could just do anything for an ad in the 90s

>>12360553
Why do you think so?

>>12360563
It's not real, dummy.

>>12351256
https://youtu.be/qX4kn2Fx2G4

>>12359213
>all the fanart paints her as the cool tomboy chick that smokes weed and shit
>ingame she's a huge weenie that has a non-zero percent chance of causing 9/11 by accident and/or shitting herself, and has like ten panic attacks in the span of like ten minutes
To be fair to Lammy, the game takes place on like a really crazy, horribly stressful day where everything keeps going wrong. Like catching her at a bad time.
I also imagine offscreen she must have ran out of weed the day before, lol

>>12351592
No, they were always there because they didn't think anyone would be that much of a perverted freak to get turned on by stupid shit like that
Perverted freaks drew the Betty Boop ass slap dances or Tinkerbell in a short skirt not being able to get her ass through a hole, no one thought people would find this shit sexy and now artists have to worry about these cartoon physic jokes because some retard might get turned on by it

>>12360553
Not the guy ur replying to but id download furry porn vending machines in garrys mod and jack off to them. Same with the nude alyx mod

>>12360281
>4edgy6you

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>>12360563
>>12360570
The original ad
Though he is right when you think about that stupid Bubble Bobble one

>>12360309
>>12361080
I thought the edited pic was her anus

>>12354209
https://www.youtube.com/@Piano-X/videos
Take a look at this channel. Image you had a game called Piano Hero with 88 keys. Rhythm games are simpler version of that, abstracted to vocals or whatever.

this is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to fetishes
https://www.youtube.com/@sleevelessmovieandtvclips6848/videos

>>12361170
That's nothing, have you never heard of tilefag? The anon who would get aroused by geometric tiles?

If you want to avoid ever seeing things that somebody somewhere is jerking off to, good luck. You kinda need a sensory deprivation tank, except those are somebody's fetish too.

>>12359447
Mamamamamamamamamamama is a banger

>>12352767
hell no. I played that game like crazy when it came out. it was broken as fuck.

>>12361170
We have our very own anon who was aroused by the ship abductions in Galaga.

>>12361231
Did he wanna be the abducted ship or the abducting ship

>>12361186
What about Ohio guy

>>12361170
The weird fetish iceberg goes deep. Things like inflated knees, and nose vore are only the beginning.

>>12361231
what do you call a tractor beam fetish
>>12361853
what's at the deeper ends?

>>12361231
We have our very own anon who was aroused by Shinnok and his head popping fatality.

>>12360309
Is this OC? Good work.

>>12361440
Ohio has sexy land, there's nothing weird about that.

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>>12351578
Mandatory

>>12362335
you shut your mouth. Ohio is innocent, as pure as driven snow

>>12364254
It just had corn you retard

>>12364574
i'll corn your fucking ass bitch

they need to rap panjabi mc style

>>12354209
Rhythm games test your rhythm and your ability to multitask.
Shooting games test your ability to aim and dodge.
Strategy games test your strategy and foresight.
At the start, you suck. You play more, and gradually improve.
It's fun.

RPGs test your patience and how much time you're willing to waste.