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Majestic.
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>>12357732
*beep boop*
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>Take Xbox out of storage to play them games
>Literally no signs of life at all
This piece of shit is the only console that has done this to me... twice.

>inb4 clock capacitor
Took 'em out long time ago.
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>>12357751
There's like 300 ways an Xbox will fail, classic Microsoft competency.
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>>12357751
Put it up on ebay someone will fix it up
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My country never got the original Xbox, so here it costs 200USD to get one. No ninja gaiden black for me.
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>>12357753
I even went out of my way to replace the capacitors near the CPU and reflowing the PSU port. None of that made any difference.
My 1.6 still works somehow... For now, that is.

>>12357756
Might as well.
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>>12357732
>Majestic
Not as majestic as Da Duke.
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>>12357801
The traces running to the power switch often corrode for no clear reason, I'd check those next. Or just do what most people do and sell it on ebay. Did you know there's more broken Xbox consoles than working ones on there? Quality at its finest.
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>>12357732
VCRtastic.
(it's a piece of shit and always has been)
Go ahead, name ten awesome games and none of them can be Halo (which doesn't hold up).
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>>12357817
Ninja Gaiden Black
Dead or Alive 3
Forza Motorsport
Project Gotham Racing
Panzer Dragoon Orta
Jet Set Radio Future
Otogi
Conker
Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge
Amped
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>>12357801
PSU caps need changing on xbox too. Could plug it in and test the voltage on the pins to see if it's the problem.
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>>12357834
>Ninja Gaiden Black4
>Jet Set Radio Future

Ok, you pass that was a solid list, (and given in less than 9 minutes) especially those two.
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>>12357817
>"I'm a zoomer faggot. Please recommend me some games to play, but not Halo (I've already played that one)."
ftfy
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>>12357948
Thank you for your projection.
-t. was playing Halo with my friends in one apartment, then got massively stoned (again) and went to see Attack of the Clones.
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>Wanna live? Get a shiv.
>It's the Mercenary!
>*30 ninjas spawn*
good times
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>>12357979
Sounds gay.
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>>12358054
It would to you because you're a zoomer and your whole life experience has been legitimately gay.
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>>12358074
>no u
>here's a pic of a shirtless man with a mullet
ok then
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>>12358080
I'm not the one who brought up gayness. lol
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>>12358090
You did bring up stoner sausage parties tho
and watching the worst [at the time] Star Wars movie
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>>12358098
Again, I made no such mention, just said friends in an apartment all playing Halo. It's clear that you're looking at gay porn right now and are projecting HARD to make yourself feel better.
Such is life at /vr/ in 2026.
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>>12358106
Sounds gay.
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>>12358115
You've lashed out again.
Do you feel better? Why don't you go play some video games?
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>>12357751
PSU capacitors are probably blown and need to be replaced, could be fixed if you can solder at all and can buy a capacitor replacement kit for like $15.
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>>12357758
Could you buy one with a dead disc drive and softmod it to play backups for any cheaper than that?
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>>12358090
Gayness? He looks like he's been to jail tent times for smacking his girlfriend Lurlene while cheating on her with his other girlfriend Betsy-Sue
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>>12358183
>sees a shirtless man
>can't think of anything but lustful thoughts
lol not my problem.
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If only it wasn't made with extremely shoddy parts compared to its competition. There's 4 different DVD drives used across their many console revisions and half of them are shitty and extremely prone to jamming or breaking down like Samsung. Better back up that EEPROM and install another hard drive soon or else your console is turning into a massive paperweight. And don't forget about trace rot or those clock capacitors leaking.
It sucks because its pretty good when modded, mainly made due to MS's fuck ups.
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>>12358287
>trace rot
Does re-flowing help?
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>>12357732
I remember that game during that time. I didn't play it but a friend did, as it required a phone number, e-mail, etc. as it was a kind of conspiracy game, as the participants would receive calls and e-mails, decipher clues within websites, go to certain locations, etc. It was a pretty ambitious game, yet only 1 friend ever played it and I don't hear about it from anyone else, so it's probably some hidden gem of a game that has not been preserved.
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>>12358468
You're the SEGA System spammer.
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>>12358292
Find end of good trace. Scritch it until you see shiny. Follow the dead trace to the other side where it's good agin. Scritch on there. Flux on the shinies. Connect shinies with wire.
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>>12358529
That's piss easy. Thanks.
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>>12358484
They did provide the Xbox with a lot of the must-have killer system seller titles. Tecmo/Team Ninja had some as well, but to be in the conversation, I wished their output was just as much. The Xbox pretty much just continued on with the kinds of games I liked on the Dreamcast.
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>>12358587
So why do you spam SEGA system threads when you're rich and can buy anything you want?
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>>12357732
Can someone explain how this turd managed to outsell the Gamecube?
We're talking about Nintendo. It shouldn't have lost to a PC disguised as a console.
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>>12358737
It could play DVDs with a kit and the GC could not. And Halo, if you wanted to play Halo, you had to go to MS.
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>>12358737
The GameCube had 3 good games and the controller was shit. They learned nothing from the n64. Its also when Nintendo started being harder on 3rd party developers.
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>>12358737
>Can someone explain how this turd managed to outsell the Gamecube?
Halo 1&2 being released at just the right time. The sales drop off from those two games to every other Xbox game is impressive.
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>>12358804
It also later managed to get GTA3 and Vice City later on, alongside San Andreas in 480 whole Ps. Its third party support wasn't anywhere near as massive as the PS2 for sure, but in this regard it absolutely ran circles around the GC. Being able to play something like Doom 3, Morrowwind or even HL2 on a console may have also gone a way to give it a niche of sorts, even if those are absolutely far from the best ways to play those games today.
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>>12358737
>halo, gta, xbox live, more powerful, better third party support
idk bro, if ps2 was totally out of the equation and you couldn't own more than one console, i'd take the xbox over the gamecube too.
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>>12358852
and it was way easier to pirate games for until the gamecube started getting ode stuff
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>>12357732
The Xbox logo had so much aura back then, it was a perfect fit with the console itself.
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>>12358946
It was a cool time when companies cared about presentation, the Xbox was just so cool to me as a kid
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>>12358946
button
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>>12358946
Based.
It has this early 2000s Frutiger design
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>>12358737
The GC was complete and utter shit, bro
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>>12359246
You're the fruitiger one
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>>12358737
Because it was better

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