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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:12:14 No.12358762 >dk/cranky became a decrepit old man
>jumpman/mario stayed mostly the same
is it the italian genes?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:19:49 No.12358771 Dunno, but it feels good to be better at Donkey Kong than Billy Mitchell.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:22:37 No.12358776 >>12358771
hi karl
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:40:54 No.12358798 >>12358762
Is it confirmed Mario or just a relative of his?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:43:04 No.12358802 >>12358762
The real question is: What happened to DK Jr.? (Modern DK's dad)
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:43:09 No.12358803 >>12358762
Humans live longer than gorillas
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:51:42 No.12358819 >>12358798
It is confirmed NOT Mario for Donkey Kong, anon. In DK he is Jump Man and was later renamed Mario in Donkey Kong Jr., and finally later re-re-named Mario again for some DK re-releases.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)02:52:42 No.12358820 >>12358803
Ain’t it wacky how they’re already middle aged by the time they hit 20?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)11:27:38 No.12359395 >>12358776
hi billy
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)10:31:00 No.12361384 >>12358820
"Wacky" isn't the word I would use, but sure. Funky?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)11:05:28 No.12361490 In retrospect it's crazy that Nintendo just let Rare mess with the canon of their most classic game and characters with their British meta bullshit. I think nowadays they don't acknowledge it anymore, it's not outright retconned but from what I understand it wouldn't make sense with the story of DK Bananza.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)12:43:57 No.12361795 >>12361490
it makes perfect sense to have a villain step aside for a heroic series and have dk jr take up the mantle, those little nudges within the existing source material are what separates something from a cardboard cutout copyright like micky mouse.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)13:03:32 No.12361826 >>12358820
gorilla development is pretty similar to humans, they enter their physical prime in their 20s and it lasts roughly 10 to 15 years, they just have a very rapid short elderly period.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)21:56:13 No.12362765 >>12361384
Worse
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)07:50:03 No.12363691 >>12362765
That sucks too
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