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Do (You) have sex with prostitutes in rpg games?
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>>3912930
No. As a mighty Ventrue vampire I cannot get an erection
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>>3912930
no, unfortunately the video game developers refuse to model them after your mother
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>>3912930
Rance doesn't fuck prostitutes, so I don't.
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No, I’m saving myself for Anezka.
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>>3912930
It's been a while since I've played Fo1 but I'm pretty sure that girl isn't a prosty
As for your OP question, no, sex is best when it's consensual or rape, not paid for.
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>>3912930
yes, and in real life too. it's just masturbating, but with someone else helping you do it.
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>>3912930
if I paid for the game they're all already prostitutes
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>>3912930
no. wholesome romances only
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>>3913159
>Azata symbol on bikini
Nice detail. The kid(s) will end up being tiefling(s), right?
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>>3913170
Direct descendants of a demon are cambions, but when she was redeemed she stopped being a demon, so no idea.
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>>3912930
No, I roleplay as myself, and myself is a 34yo virgin
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>>3913076
>it's just masturbating, but with someone else helping you do it.
yeah, that's what sex is
>>3912930
no, people have sex with me
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>>3913024
>isn't a prostitute
I wish she were
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>>3913159
>>3913170
Honestly fucking with the WotR protagonist has to produce the most muttcore children possible even if you are not Arue.
>whatever race you picked at character creation, some of which are already interspecies mix
>there is a SPOILER story demonic ingredient latent in you, however
>you pick on traits of a mythic creature that is s completely different species or form of life based on your choices and transform into it
>and it's not a linear process, so you can initially grow a demon horns to poke people with but then switch to azata butterfly while keeping said horns
>But wait, you can also be impure bloodline and have dragon/elemental/Arcane/devil/demon/fey/celestial DNA mixed in
>did I say one bloodline? Actually you can have two with no limitations on the types of shit you can be mixed from
>at this point you can have like 4 types of wings simultaneusly
>shhh.... totemic powers
>regular usage of animal aspect spells
>can get demon graft in the abyss in case you somehow missed on lower planes content somehow, and kiss gifts from Nocticula and Nocshittula

>And this kitchensink of muttonry ascends

Like, even if you knock up Galfrey, I don't even what she can expect to give birth to
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>>3913159
>millennials: you can’t make a hoe a housewife
>zoomers: my redeemed succubus life partner
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>>3913248
Well, of the canibal love interests in the game, the succ is the most repentant about it.
You don't even get a no-canibal woman romance outside of secret NPCs, in the game.
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>>3913256
For me, it’s a human 20 paladin angel path romancing Camellia. She just wants to find a way to cure the worldwound, and she even makes you a cute little charm necklace and sneaks it into your pack in act 4. Her ears are burning when you notice, it’s so sweet. What a little cutie.
Make sure you buy plenty of scrolls of atonement along the way. I ended up going legend at the end, for the same reason
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>>3913259
I liked her build, particularly once she gets a DOG pet, but alas, I simply had to kill her in act 5. RIP next to Regil.
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>>3913262
I always play either solo or with a custom party, any “companions” I recruit simply stay at home
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>>3913024
There's an infamous mod that lets players have sex with her, which is probably what OP was trying to bait discussion on instead of the actual question.
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>>3913347
>infamous
why
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>>3913347
Tell us more, Anon. Quick google search does nothing, nor was I able to find it on No Mutants Allowed
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>>3912930
>the talking heads are actually digitized clay statues
>somebody has Laura's head at home
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>>3912930
Of course I don't.
I have sex with prostitutes in real life.
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>>3913024
I learned for the first time replaying Fallout 1 last year that Laura is a Followers agent infiltrating the Unity. Before I always thought she was some random cut content.
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>>3913538
I randomly noticed on my first play. Was satisfying to see the cutie fuck off from there to safety before the base got blown, I was getting worried.
Headcanon: Vault Dweller catches up with there on the way from there and fucks her home gently in all holes
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>>3912930
I lost my virginity in a three-way with Wicked Wanda and Sherry the Mouse.
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>>3913185
>no, people have sex with me
oh yeah what's his name? ahahahahahahaa faggot
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>>3912930
>pay money just for fade to black
What's the point?
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>>3913785
It's a cool-ass fade-to-black.
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>>3913785
You get useful stat and skill bonuses in PoE.
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>>3913802
Which was stupid, frankly. The RPG system of the game is autistically "balanced" and no fun in many places, yet it throws massive bonuses on you for nothing - congrats, you ate a soup, +3 strength! You slept in your house, +3 lockicking! You fucked a guy's butt, here's +2 intelligence).
As long as you don't sleep, your forever!

I liked the story and environment, but man, the ruleset gamingy things are not great.
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>>3913376
Okay maybe I am mixing her up with someone else or just am going insane. But I thought I remembered there being some crazy greentext about an anon installing having sex with her in a mod where she's turned into a whore.
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>>3913841
maybe (You) thought about Tandi? I remember seeing that mod long time ago
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>>3913841
Anon, what if… the greentext was made up?
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>>3913841
I think what you're thinking of is the Katja sex mod.
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>>3913855
>Katja
Back then I didn't have a guide and only vaguely remember a classmate mentioning you can get a woman companion while everybody seemed to only use Tycho, Ian and the doggo.

I spent loong time before I found her, I kept thinking the woman in black jacket with SMG has to be the companion, then when I found Nicol I thought she's the one. Katja was really hard to find.

If you assume she looks like Nicol because the same model, she's rather hot.
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>>3912930
Do they heal me or unlock a perk?
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>>3913825
The main problem I see with a ton of RPGs is the fact that it's a huge game of telephone. A lot of designers tend to forget that the original RPGs from the 70s were meant to try and model a portion of reality. Like damage dice for instance. Someone doing 1d6 damage to you on a successful hit was meant to model how deep/threatening that cut was, and a 1 was still life threatening when the average human in the first editions had about 3 HP. 1/3rd of your life is a big deal, but doing 6 damage meant you were cleanly lopping off a head.

Now devs just do weird stuff to increase numbers on a treadmill, not really understanding the fact that they are supposed to be modeling a world, let alone what those representations are meant to model.
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>>3912930
In Fallout NV, and maybe some other games I forget now.
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>>3913785
this
you gotta whore yourself out in FO2 to that one guy in the bar. iirc if you have high speech and CHA you can get like 200caps per suggestive fade-to-black. and its repeatable. pretty gud early on
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>>3913159
Shouldn't knight commander (female Azata) be the one bearing Arue's children? Think about it logically.
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>>3915387
Always.
>DW1
I carried Geline to every town, and booked a night with her at the inn. I didn't care about how many times that dragon had her first.
>FF1
My light warriors gang banged Arylon before they got wiped by a party of mages.
>Crystalis
Mesia was a fucking whore, and I stabbed her with my Crystalis. Didn't care I was taking Draygon's seconds.
>Zelda II
Every time I started that game next to the sleeping Zelda, I had to blow a load on her or in her. You can only imagine how sticky she was when she finally woke up.
>Ultima Runes of Virtue
I found no runes. Zero. My characters had no virtue.

And that was just NES.
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>>3915629
>FFIV nee II
There was a reason Kain had to disappear after we burned Rydia's village, and it wasn't cuz he was scared of fire. Rosa never forgave him.
>Illusions of Gaia
When I found out Kara was fucking everyone else in group, while I was fighting baddies, I showed her various places I could shove my flute.
>Secret of Mana
I snitched Mara and Krissie off to the empire, so I could fuck those whore for free. They died honorably, full of my sperm.
>Chrono Trigger
I travelled into the future, and banged this whore of a princess from my time, while I made my best friend and her broken robot watch.
>FFVI nee III
I put that slave crown back on Terra and had my way. Relm saw me, but I told her to keep quiet, or I'd have Edgar read her bedtime stories. She didn't say a word, but Edgar went over on his own accord. Shadow would have killed them both out of honor, but I never waited for him on the floating continent.
>Tales of Phatasia
Got permanently stuck in the forest because we never could find that unicorn.
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>>3915672
>FFIV nee II
Tell me you don’t know what this means without telling me you don’t know what this means.
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>>3912930
I always thought it was kinda funny how she's voiced by the actor who did Sally in SatAM and her contact outside of the cathedral is named Nicole, which was the name of Sally's computer thingy.
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>I . . . I'm sorry, but that sort of attention makes me a little nervous. Don't know why, it's silly of me, I know. Well, enjoy your walk.
Holy Shit she is so cute, nu-fallouts could never
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>>3916562
You can ask what 'services' she provides? And she gets flustered because you insinuate she's a prostitute.
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>>3914293
I've been saying this in IRL discussions. The point of an RPG is to have mechanics that most accurately describe what would happen in a specific setting, however now RPGs are more recently informed by video games which attempt to create a balanced experience and/or a linear adventure. Despite how calculation and potential video game mechanics have become more advanced, there isn't a video game that has detailed TTRPG-like mechanics, unless you count games like Rimworld, and actual TTRPGs have become more simplified due to normies joining the hobby.
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wowoooo
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>>3912933
Aaaachually by the rule book VTM vamps can spend blood points to pop a boner so they can fake being human. They have no jizz though so if they shoot anything is is blood. They generally don't do any of that though though as it is a waste of blood.
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>>3913146
/thread. OP is the gay. also, sage
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Not usually, but in Fallout 4 I slept with Magnolia on two or three playthroughs. Just think it's funny she's a synth and not a real person. Probably doesn't know it, either.

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