>no /mbg/ in the OP
Baka desu senpai

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>watch the butterlord land on the 1 pixel of land containing several enemy parties with a personal retinue of like 60 guys
>proceeds to thank me for coming to his aid, then heads off over land back to his nearest castle continent away (we are nowhere near a field army, fief to attack, or vlandia's lands at all)
>engages 5 parties of random nobles, villagers, and bandits no matter how opposite direction or how disorganized his 30 surviving men become.
>finally gets back to rightful vlandian clay of battania after 8 days
>pulls 180 troops out of back pocket and goes on about his business ruling Calradia's strongest faction

>>2314271
yeah I fucked up. someone can remake the thread if they want.

wat mod should i play lords?

>>2314332
Floris

>>2314332
A clash of kings

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Getting double teamed by Aserai and Khuzaits wasn't enough, then lost a war to north empire, Rhagaea's humiliation ritual continues...

>>2314362
has anyone drawn Rhagaea as as the girl from Resurgence?

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Anon who entered /mbg/ in the divegrass tournament this past summer here. I signed the team up for an invitational that should be taking place this next weekend and maybe the next one but it's going to be much smaller than the other one at 8 teams instead of 96. This is the tentative roster. This tournament only allows 2 silver players per team instead of 3 so Battania FC and Mommy Empress have been demoted while Sea Raider has been promoted back to silver. Positions are still TBD because I'm fucking around with tactics but if you guys want to see different starters or player positions changed up let me know. I can also modify player models if they aren't too difficult for a retard like me to do

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>Second brother comes of age
>Another manlet
>Exact same height as the first one
>Another tall and strong girl proposes marriage
The most fictional thing about this game

>>2314406
If only finding a partner were this easy in real life.

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>>2314407
Imagine

>>2314409
me on the left

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I hecking love tactics

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I-I-I play as a female character because uh uh, I like to play archer, and as a archer having a small hitbox is very important so you won't get hit by projectiles! The female character model is 75% of the size of a male character and then you can also make yourself the minimum hight that way noone will be able to hit you during a seige! Haha! It's all just meta gaming as I obviously don't fantasize about being a 20 year old girl cauae I play on fast mode with life and death enabled since I like my words dynamic! This means, to play optimally I had to offered myself up for marriage and get impregnated back to back a few times to make sure I have backup characters to play as incase I die, which is obviously not because I have a breeding kink! I just fucking love archerlord haha

>>2314422
giwtwm and my game looked like this

>>2314422
Are you the one playing with Dickplomacy in hopes that you'll get captured and raped?

Woman lords, gay relationships, Women leaders
when did bannerlord become bannerwoke

>>2314430
ummmm based department?

>>2314265
>>2314271
So which thread are we using?
>>2314411

>>2314371
>Mommy Empress have been demoted
Gay, that said, good to see that team is not fully dead even after we are no longer on /vg/. Which memevitation is it?

I am starting an Aserai playthrough. What mods should I use?
>Unblockable Thrust
>RTS command
>Diplomacy
These are the only 3 I have installed now. My main concern is stability, since all of my games have had to end before I wanted because the game just crashes constantly which I assume is due to heavy mods.
What should I add, or should I remove

>>2314473
I wouldn't know what's stable at the moment. I have intentionally not played much.

Hahahaha losers your thread died just like your shitty game hahaha

>>2314406
Well ackchually it does happen IRL, my mom is quite significantly taller than my dad I ended up a manlet and shorter than my mother, thanks dad great genework there

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>>2314473
I've been using the below in my campaigns without issues. Trying to keep minimal for compatibility as well.
>Show Skill Limit
>Weather Indicators
>Diplomacy
>RTS Camera
I cannot play without the fast forward feature of RTS Camera. It removes so much tedious waiting in battles and in stealth missions.

>>2314448
Beta Bowl 4

Is Distinguished Service mod just not working?
I've tried the version with no DLC requirement and the Redux version. Both just don't do anything

And what's with the Realistic Battle Mod? Steam comments say how it bricks your save file. Did i pick a wrong time to return to Bannerlord?

>>2314430
I liked women lords in modded warband since I could marry them and steal all the troops in their garrison for my party.

>>2314655
How do we know you're actually telling the truth and aren't just lying?

>>2314959
By actually playing the game

>>2314960
That's too much of a vague, and mildly hostile, statement. You're obviously a liar.

>>2314961
You do not play the game.

>>2314963
You're deranged and a liar. Leave /mbg/ at once.

Is War Sails worth buying? Everyone in the reviews seems to be bitching about how terrible naval combat is; which is no surprise to me, but I've seen that Taleworlds also locked Vikings and the map changes to the DLC, which no one seems to really be against?

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>>2315348
It's unironically the very opposite, naval combat is the only good thing about the dlc and it'd be better without the new map and faction

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why are they such heckin chonkers

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MY FUCKING EYES

>>2315361
every unit in the game got a massive fat upgrade in a patch (years ago) because the units were 'too small'

>>2315459
The companions got fat in a recent patch. Dunno why TaleWorlds doesn't just allow the players to edit what their party members look like. Too many fat bitches.

Also using the barbers would make your character fatter for some reason. Don't know if they fixed that, but most likely not.

>>2315361
Momentum and kinetic energy both scale linearly with mass

>>2315361
butter

Can't wait for Mount & Blade III in 102 years.

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>>2314422
Motivated me to start a female playthrough for the first time ever, thanks anon.

>>2314422
>>2316007
>Get into prisoner-herder trap getting captured by bandit gang after bandit gang
Heh

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removing all the parks was surprisingly easier than expected

>>2315772
technology just isn't there for any of the games i play to have a sequel that'd add ANYTHING.

I genuinely think the future of Bannerlord is DLCs, total conversions or spin off modules until 2040.

>>2316313
If only they were to go opensource... imagine the possibilities...

we have two threads so I'll ask here also

Any good Rome themed mods for this series? preferably with a proper Mediterranean map

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>>2316343
There are many Rome mods for warband, check the warband mods section on the official forum. The one I've seen recommended the most is Aut Caesar aut Nihil, and while it is good, it starts when Rome is already at the apex of its power, so it's probably not a good choice if you want to actually do the Roman conquests (but it has in-depth Emperorship mechanics with policies, revolts etc)
There was also a Russian mod with a large emphasis on legions and serving in one as a soldier and rising all the way to legate or something but AFAIK they've never finished it
If you only care about battles and not the overmap campaign gameplay then feel free to download any of the numerous multiplayer-only Rome mods and play with bots

Trying out a warband mod for a change, holy shit people who say warband companions were better are downright hallucinating
>ummm did you just send that guy to gather RTR? Well I'll have you know that I think that...
Shut the fuck up you whiny fucking faggot, I'm paying you for fighting not for voicing opinions that nobody ever asked for

caladog has the fattest cock

no derthert cock is the fattest

monchud cock is fattest

lucon has the thinnest cock

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>>2316856
>>2316860
>>2316865
>>2316874

>>2316343
>we have two threads
???

>>2317008
it's a figure of speech retard

>>2316883
I'm not a fan of her new dedicated armor set. It lacks femininity, and the helmet makes her head look compact. Also, it'd be good if TaleWorlds updated their earlier assets so they match in graphical quality.

Why are Sturgian nobles horse archers when Sturgians don't have any horse archer units?

>>2317619
a better question is why is sturgia

>>2317625
Sturgia was the viking faction before the Nords. The game needed a viking faction. It wasn't a pure viking faction, but it still was thee viking faction of its time.

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>>2314406
Why is my entire family comprised of manlets.
I always make my character maximum huege. I cutscenes with his brother and sisters, his hands hover above their shoulders when he's suppossed to put them on the theirs.

>>2314406
>Another tall and strong girl proposes marriage
Isn't it Rhagaea proposing the marriage? So the unrealistic thing is that she would offer one of her own to a broke-ass, unpowerful clan.

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JUST GIVE ME A BLOODY GLAIVE HEAD

SOME GOOD TWO HANDED MACE HEAD


PLEASE

PLEASE

PLEASE

PLEASE

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>>2317631
It depends on your randomly generated father and mother during game start. I noticed this when I had a peter dinklage sized brother. You can hit back and forward to reroll your parents until you get white aryan blue eyed blonde hair parents that are 6 feet tall or till you get BBC race mixed edition.

The Nords look like a bunch of emos. If you think Nords are cool, then you're their target demographic: a gay retard. Even Sturgians look better than those gay cunts.

>>2318280
It's the eyeliner, isn't it?

>>2318293
Yeah, that's a big part of it. Also, the black clothing.

>>2318280
Apparently, Viking men would share their wife with their buddies. So they're emo cucks.

So in Warsword: Conquest is there just no way to recruit mages or wizards without doing it in taverns, or rescuing prisoners?
Absolutely heartbreaking when my one mercenary jade wizard shows up in read in the kill feed and god knows when I'll find a replacement.

>>2317633
>Isn't it Rhagaea proposing the marriage?
Now that you say that yeah thats probably the case
>So the unrealistic thing is that she would offer one of her own to a broke-ass, unpowerful clan.
Rapidly rising mercenary who helped out south empire a lot
Also she really liked me (100 relation)
Maybe.

>>2314422
Dangerously based

>>2314422
You should step up your game and run an all female party with My Little Warband.

What mods should I get for the first time playing bannerlord? I have like 200 hours in warband but that was like idk 10 years ago, but I remember warband well enough.
My friend tells me the companions are really bad in bannerlord and have no story is that true? He says stuff like the map is better than warband and I loved the warband map. A lot of bannerlord just makes me want to play warband but I'm gonna try to stick with bannerlord. So.. what mods! (and I guess any other tips)
I read the pastebin but it's 6 years outdated.

>>2320601
>My friend tells me the companions are really bad in bannerlord and have no story is that true?
They are essentially randomly generated using templates. They all have a specific background (you can found multiple with the same background throughout the playthrough), and their initial skills and personality will depend on that background.

>MyLittleWarband broken
>Alternative is some weirdly implemented mod that has you spawning units out of thin air (Custom Troop)
Amazing
Lost a day of progress but at least i've made a savefile before actually recruiting custom troops. Fuck this gay ass game constantly breaking mods

>>2324670
It is not broken.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3627538517
Use this version, it's updooted for war sails and the newest version

who /floris/ here?

/r/ing a mod that I think was in the baltics with teutonic order and stuff and had lance recruitment options and village/town management with custom scenes, does this ring a bell to anyone? Sorry for being so vague I haven't looked into Warband's modding community for some ages now.

>>2324682
Me
Had to rework the Sarranid tree to sate my autism, but it's easier to work with the existing mod than to create a new one.

>>2324682
>floris

>>2324682
ew

>>2314265
based

>>2317709
>he fell for the smithing meme
Imagine spending hours clicking the "smelt" button to MAYBE get something decent in the endgame when you already have a good set of gear.

smithing is ai'ght

i really miss primae noctis

>>2332858
>I really miss the rape mod
Anon, girls are for loving and cherishing

>>2332978
based

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https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?threads/patch-notes-bl-v1-3-4-v1-3-14.467709/post-9933200

>>2332978
i only rape Rhaggy to get a true imperial successor™
the other girls i capture after battle i always give a choice between some fun or imprisonment.

>>2332978
King