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This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: Lumi is surprised that its February already.

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/2015707715486814685/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg
https://youtu.be/bRlu_bc2hp8
https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU
https://youtu.be/UdnuzLXijho

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

SPECIAL ANNOUNCMENT: Lumi has a special message to her gumis
https://files.catbox.moe/nm9rhv.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/f8c730.mp4

Come listen to her best Christmas songs
https://youtu.be/2N5-wtbjkXU

The VOD where Lumi discusses going to the sperm bank and getting pregnant
https://youtu.be/AwJoFBJM8Cc

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Well at least you didn't use a tiny sample image for the OP.
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Lumi is ragebaiting chat to fill in the hole in her heart
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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>>109020670
her apartment doesn't look that bad, my house is worse.
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>>109020670
We can save her.
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>>109024225
No we can’t.
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>>109026611
Don't worry I can!
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>>109023534
Oh shit, she’s actually good at Nioh 3.
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>>109022149
woops. app pulled the image from twitter but must have shit itself in the process. it wasnt a very inspired choice anyways. rip
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>>109028199
You disappointed Lumi, anon.
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Shes extremely menhera lately.
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I like knowing she is there doing her own thing in the background, oh well.
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>>109028275
you mean a person with an internal world?
>>109028244
if today was how she manifests disappointment, then it's about damn time. I was almost starting to feel parasocial
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I wonder if Lumi is acting this way due to the chat telling her she’s graduating because of some unknown pregnancy.
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>>109028536
no that is not why. although she could use a fire under her ass it's not like things aren't going as slow as possible
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>>109023534
lumi was describing how the yt algorithm works, especially for the shorts.
trauma based programming and desensitization
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I think the thing I most love about lumi is how she never lost her whimsy in the process of becoming an interesting adult. plenty of women were smart and motivated enough to learn how to hold an interesting conversation. there are plenty of women who who make for engaging yap buddies and just as many whimsy pilled to play with. you normally need drugs to see the best of both worlds like this.
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>>109030701
yeah I was hoping to get some meta insight on how that shit goes about it's unholy work
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>>109031371
she basically described it.
the clips are obviously chosen to fit a script, they're not random.
whether they're using ai or people, doesn't matter, but you can bet that it's not random or accidental.
the fact that everyone calls them soon scrolling tells you that it's on purpose, and that everyone is seeing it.

now the question.
is it just in the West or is it world wide?
answer that, if it's just aimed towards the West or America, that tells you that it's not just business, but an attack.

it's doom scrolling, not entertainment, the fact EVERYONE calls it doom scrolling means they're all seeing a similar effect, consistently.

they're planning something nefarious, beyond just causing trauma or terrorizing the viewers.
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>>109031619
anon I hate to break this to you, but the parasite has nested itself everywhere. the attack is business as usual. things do not get worse by default. human history is proof of the opposite. our failure is absolute.
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>>109031371
>>109031619
also, the way they're doing this its targetting the subconscious.
the surface is "oh, just more trauma content", the subconscious is like, "oh, gore, destruction and death is akin to humor", and your body acts on it on reflex, without you understanding why you sabotage yourself.

its programming on the deepest levels, for the worst outcomes, and its being done to you by those that hate you.

dont even try to think its just happening.

that's how my sister died, hit by a train.
before she died she would disapear for a day or two, she'd say she didn't know why she was doing it, that she couldn't control herself.

but she kept on warning the family that the technology, all tech, computers, phones, etc, they were the gate being used.

hell, the weekend even wrote two songs, "save your tears", and "blinded by the lights", which are warnings in disguise.

the lights in question is the monitors and phones you put in front of you, the false lights
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>>109031733
the jews are right to tear it all down, if this is how things are going.

at last, /pol/ was wrong
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>>109023548
A while back Lumi was talking about wanting this table for a dining room.
https://www.crateandbarrel.com/monarch-shiitake-dining-tables-76-108/f52251
She geeked out about the wood and the joinery, and it was very cute. Ever since then I imagine that Lumi basically lives inside of a Crate & Barrel catalogue.
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>>109032768
very cute
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>>109020670
guys, i was just watching todays stream on twitch, and noticed that when lumi was playing her game...her natural voice sounds like your typical asian, like bao the whale, or shiori....is kaneko lumi, the mischievous and greatest thief from the star known as Gliese 667C, a chink?
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>>109034510
No. She's white. Literally everyone in phase says she's white.
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>>109034530
asians look white, and girlfailures from sadconnect aren't really the best at telling the truth.

lumi is asian......
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>>109035279
If she was asian, like you claim, then why is her expectations for a husband reasonable, unlike Uruka, Dizzy, Ember and Jelly and other asian phase girls?
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>>109031955
this is not the natural direction of history. we see passive resistance constantly. take ozempic. it is a perfect example of the culture instinctively fighting back. ozempic didnt get rush approved through the fda and require the president's personal intervention to ensure it was easy to mail order because fat unemployed diabetic fucks on welfare are an important demographic. their medicaid gibs havent bankrupted us because they make pharma companies sell at a loss. if that was the target demographic the drug would never have hit market.
ozempic isn't a cure for diabetes, it is a cure for hitting 30. that's why it came as a surprise when those 800 pound fucks gained the weight back. no one even bothered to study what it was officially approved for. the drug is profitable because it is prescribed off label, without a negotiated insurance rate, and sold directly to the consumer for the unsubsized price of six hundred bucks a month.
when wealthy people were given the choice between gaining 5 pounds, hitting the gym for 4 hours a day, and giving up booze, they all took the 5 pound hit. skipping out on booze means skipping out on 85% of the important impromptu networking events that you need for business maxing. it's just as bad for your career as gymming it for 4 hours a day. it was five pounds or your fun and your job. how do I know this? the second the drug came out EVERYONE who could afford it, bought it. some stemcells mught be immune but every properly salaried person in business started taking it as confirmed by word of mouth and sales. this is huge. nice purses lost meaning because they ceased to serve as proof of class the moment five bucks and friends in low places could get you a fake. our hebrew friends created a world where you can pay 40 bucks to be indistinguishable from a fashionista who is passionate enough to drop 7 hrand on a purse. you can't fake being a gainfully employed over 35 who lives with the elan of a 25 year old without the burden of a belly. you either care enough about your health to have a private doc and pay for the real shit, or not.
if the culture was jewed than lumi's brilliant observation about a shift to strength wouldnt come to pass. so here is the test. right now if you see an over 40 with abbs, they might be part of the in group. but they could also be a methhead or someone who doesnt care about ever getting a promotion. if lumi is right and the natural hierarchy of society will attemlt to reassert itself, we know we arent completely jewed. if you're just skinny, people will think youre a homeless methhead. if you prove you genuinely care about fitness by looking like you lift while you're draining a beer into your not beer belly, people will assume you are classy. instant recognition of social hierarchy.
I think we will be muscle maxing in resistance to the parasite rather soon. of course the jews will clap back. but it will be very difficult to convincingly go anti fitness with this. they would have to go anti-ozempic and so far the default meme is too stupid to even describe. although saying a healthy person will somehow get fat for the first time in their life by digesting food even more efficiently than in their 20s is rather semetic.
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>>109035551
i guess lumi ragebaited you into writing an essay, cause DAMN
i'm not reading that

tl;dr [racial slur]
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>>109035320
idk? money? or maybe she's a bit more mature?
women are crazy anon
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>>109035620
I can write a novel in an hour. idle toilet thoughts are an expression of two minutes of boredom and bumping. an expression of rage would be impotent and self-rage baiting if it didn't ruin someone else's day
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>>109032768
Cute.
>>109035551
it's just overcompensating for the weakness that was the defining cultural principle in the last decade or two. It's really not that useful, it's just a counter culture and I don't see how it's gonna lend itself to anything without a goal. As much as obesity goes up, the access to info has as well, and now anyone knows exactly what to do to get built.
The natural hierarchy underpins every social interaction, and never stops, so not sure what you mean. You shouldn't be able to turn it off.
They're not that strong, and they've already fucked up and are in full panic mode.
Just a bit of ethnic cooperation is all it takes, and that's what they're targeting the most. Whoever can't do that will just have to be stepped over. It's way too late in the game.
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>>109020670
The wisdom of Kaneko Lumi

Dressing grunge is fashionable noe and you should shop at thrift stores
Ozempic exists so being thin/healthy or having a nice figure isn't enough anymore
Everyone needs to strength train, even women to be competitive
Being dissatisfied about your circumstances is useless, you should accept everything
The only agency you have over your life is the choice between obedience and struggle
It's time for a recession, and that's based
You should be narcissistic actually
If you manipulate people and you benefit as a result, that is morally correct
Everything is performative
Everyone's a grifter at first
There's no such thing as being authentic and nobody cares but you
If someone has a job you want that means that they lied better on their resume
Anyone who's doing better than you lied more to get there, they're not actually better
Being authentic means putting yourself down, you should embellish and boast
Having negative thoughts means you're stupid, smart people are happy
AI is the future and the economy doesn't matter because we're making new things
Humanity's progress is more important than a lifetime of your suffering
All technological ventures are relevant because we will always become more reliant on technology
If you like something you are obligated to stop gatekeeping because more people means better
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>>109037366
I don't think Lumi would agree with all of that... hmm...
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>>109037589
What parts will she agree with.
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>>109039195
It's a summary of yesterday's zatsu
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>>109037366
I want to make love so bad.
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It's remarkable constructing the jenga tower that is Lumi, how internally consistent it is once you factor in her upbringing, moving around a lot and the lessons she learned from the MMO and artschool days and then Cyberlive.
But I wonder if she reflects on why she feels misunderstood all the time and has a hard time trusting and connecting with people is a direct result of this worldview, I can't help but pity her for choosing to live a life of loneliness that can't be fixed by them no matter who she ends up with.
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>>109040400
she is very internally consistent and I am not at all worried about her finding happiness. in her own words, she is extremely lonely, but she won't be once she decides to try.
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>>109040484
But you can't have a connection let alone a relationship with someone unless you're willing to be authentic/vulnerable or you believe there's a power struggle where someone needs to come out on top using soft manipulation. That's unironically how you get the ____ type people that wear interests like accessories and gives well adjusted people the creeps.
funny word she used to describe higher EQ zoomers - 'oversharing'
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>>109040556
I'm with you on the need to be authentic/vulnerable. that's what she was doing. that's why there was a strong emotional reaction. she was being real. we got to talk to the person instead of what she knew we wanted to hear. it was good.
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She was extremely lovable in the Just chatting youtube stream.
She seems very optimistic about the future and I'm glad
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>>109040658
I'm not so sure, I think she used it as an opportunity to lecture or test/validate her own beliefs by maintaining control over the framing. Her closing argument was essentially: "I know I'm right I just haven't been convincing enough or framed it properly yet"
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>>109040754
me too
>>109040759
>I know I'm right I just haven't been convincing enough or framed it properly yet
thing is, this statement is true. she really does need to work on contextual differentiation as part of her core definitions.
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>>109020670
imagine living in tepid squalor with lumi, she'd give bomb head out of fear of me leaving her
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>>109040875
in the dark alternative timeline where she let's herself try dating a depressed person and sinks into the abyss. its kinda hot but only in a sad and ultimately shameful way.
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>>109040858
>thing is, this statement is true
I don't know that's how you end up with unbelievably cynical soapboxing retards like Asmongold or Hasan.
You should at least be willing to attempt some level of transcendental empathy regardless of the person in order to judge ideas and values properly.
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>>109040916
Lumi standing in a trailer door with 5 kids attached to her like some kind of spider queen, crying at her man while he holds a weekend barbeque to drink with his buddies.
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>>109040975
>transactional empathy
as I said, she needs to learn how to define her terms better, because her chat at large has not developed an intuitive understanding of her.
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>>109041011
>transactional empathy
that's not what I said and points to the issue
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>>109040996
>doomed to forever cry alone, even in anon's fantasy
damn negro that is a bleak picture. she is going to be so happy once she isn't alone but I get why being so support pilled means she has to be careful
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>>109041045
But she won't be crying alone, she'll be crying in a crowd. Which is arguably worse but at least she can drown her troubles in wine and sex.
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>>109041045
unironically more sovl than a master's degree princess locked in a tower waiting for the right warlord to come rape her while her prince galavants with the womenfolk
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>>109041032
my bad you read the same word a hundred times a day for years and eventually your brain start to fill it in. ironically the irony of my misunderstanding was what I was trying to convey in your direction. why I obviously shat the bed on.
put directly, you misunderstood what it was she was trying to say. she has an atypical way of organizing her logic and thought processes at large that you pick up on watching her solve problems and interact. she did not frame her argument properly so she and chat were talking past each other the whole time using the same words with different definitions.
with her, everything begins with intent. reintegrate that into what she said and you see her point. she was very on the nose about one specific example of this, for reference.
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>>109041120
she has an odd way of explaining intentionality by starting off the conversation in direct response to someone stating being performative begins with intent "Well if being performative changes with context then how can it be performative" or something like that
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>>109041094
hey, I am very politely circling the tower instead of knocking it down. a good warlord can still be considerate about when she is ready and tender about how he drags her off into the bushes for some baby making sex. which means it technically isnt rape. or something. idk
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>>109041155
take just one more step back/peel back one last layer of meta.
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>>109041208
I don't think it counts as playing Devil's Advocate if you do it 100% of the time
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>>109020670
Why are her fingers blue?
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>>109041220
she wasn't. she just didn't define her terms properly and it causes all sorts of confusion. she has an aversion to putting herself into a box with overly specific rules that carries over to her application of logic (which itself obviously exists for mutual intelligability of reason and therefore requires the use of specific definitions). her causality gets all fucky as a result and you have to figure out the order of operations for her.
given that, her point was shut up and do thing, don't worry about authenticity, just show up and act like a normal person. do it often enough you'll become one.
why do we know this? she was extremely disturbed by how chat would rather keep looping about how AI is evil than figure out how to use it. even as it takes their jobs. rather than just learn, they'd rather die on what they think is a hill. her logic never exists in a vaccum. in this case it begins and ends with chat generally preferring to autistically virtue signal than actually do things.
now that we have that reference point, triangulating the positions of the dots she was trying to connect becomes straightforward
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>>109041527
Authenticity isn't something born out of effort unless you've been programmed, I think she was talking about taking control over your life but the motivations are offputting
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>>109035674
day? i went to sleep after i made that post.
>>109031733
guess we should just stop talking about it then, huh?
no point in bringing attention to the problem, to group source a solution
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>>109041718
yeah it is. internally, cringe is a naturally occuring obstacle to authenticity. sometimes it arises for good reason and means you should stop. other times, it is the exact opposite.
externally, I may think I want to stay home and play vidya all weekend. But I agreed to an obligation just to be nice. showing up took effort but I showed up anyways because I'm the type of person who shows up to shit I think is retarded to support people I care anout. more than I am the type of person to just take the weekend. authenticity is meaningless without effort. what can be authentic if you arent willing to sacrifice for it?
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lumi showers us with so much love it is hard to fully appreciate the scale of it.
the fact that it will end makes it seem inauthenitc by conventional standards because the act of loving and target of love are such intertwined concepts. in reality, they are seperate steps. a person makes you feel a certain way, you love the feeling you get from their existance, you love that person. what we actually love is the feeling we get, but we reject such notions by default for practical reasons. we gaslight ourselves into thinking the internal feeling is a manifestation of a person that, in reality, exists indendent of you. why? people are too retarded to make moral judgements on the fly and this belief consistently results in beneficial behavior at the individual, family, and societal level.
lumi struggles to concede that final premise. she can change the target of her love and reshape her personality accordingly. that doesn"t make it fake. she authentically loves to love. our jealousy takes issue with that concept of authenticity for reasons that could be socially beneficial but logically inconsistent.
the only thing we know about lumi with 100% certainty is that her heart is overflowing with love she is able to so freely give. she has used that tool not as a weapon but to bring joy. that alone makes her worthy of love.
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>>109031619
Nigger just put your phone down.
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I cannot handle how cute and warm she's being. What's she planning?
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>>109044502
> What's she planning?
a family, with me
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>>109041228
gangrene, it comes with the crown
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>>109043703
i guess you missed the point of my post, that's ok, not everyone is meant to understand, some are meant to be retarded goy cattle.

i'm sorry for your lot in life, but at least you wont suffer, because you wont understand whats being done to you, even after they put that bolt through your skull.
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Lumi is live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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Everything Lumi does sounds so perfomative
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>>109046476
that wasnt me replying
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>>109048724
Then who did reply.
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>>109047692
and yet she does it anyways just to make people happy. that's pretty cool.
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>>109048765
I want the genuine Lumi
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>>109049080
that is the genuine lumi. someone who likes doing things that make other people happy. she also actually likes myths and is adorably self-concious about boring people with them which is just adorable. real lumi is quiet and kind.
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lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NimvjL19SFk
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>>109050287
kek
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>>109046476
And you don't seem to understand that you have the option of turning your fucking phone off.
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>>109050746
wsit are we all really just containment thread for degenerate phone posters?
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>lumi self-describes as a pillow princess
is this true? does she know what means? I know she isn't a whore but I feel like it is only polite for her to make her preferences clear.
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>>109052812
She has all the makings of one. I mean she even outright said she’s a cuckquean. Those two usually go hand in hand.
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>>109053010
lumi hating to give plreasure just seems out of character with her usual behavior
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>>109055090
Lumi is a selfish person deep down.
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>>109055195
maybe she thinks it means sitting there and taking whatever comes her way without complaint
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>>109050928
i'm on my PC

>>109055195
>women are selfish people deep down.
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>>109050746
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>>109048724
then why did you get the (you)?
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I'm still thinking about Silent Hill F and how Lumi is shitting on the male childhood friend
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>>109057032
what was she shitting on him for, i think i skipped most of that playthrough
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>>109057212
Something about having feelings for the FMC
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>>109056653
I didnt. if I was fucking with you, you wouldn't know.
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Lemon tard whore was on Malice's stream
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>>109062648
what???
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>>109060191
then why are you complaining about the post i made to that other anon?
if its not about you, then why did you get offended?

>>109062648
thanks for the link
retard
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>>109063306
>get offended
I didn't?
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Lumi needs to talk to us like an adult and not like th12 year old girl she pretends to be
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>>109064246
I think you have things backwards
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lumi made a typo. we should do the right thing and gently encourage her to kill herself.
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>Lumi is no different than any other woman
>She insists she's different
Should we believe her?
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>>109065034
I believe in her intentions and overall competence will lead to the world being a better place. she wouldn't put other people's lives on hold just for attention. plus she is one of those types of people you don't want anything from but are very happy is there with you. that's good enough for me
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>>109065034
no
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>>109065034
the inverse is often true
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>>109063306
how hard is it to go to youtube, type in MaliceEvermore and click her stream?
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I need to start leaving out more treats for my pet schizo
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>!1
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>>109071191
wait a second

at 1:34:08 where malice says she just noticed her and lumi both have fangs...
some of the stream has been cut out...

fyren confirmed?

maybe, just maybe
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>>109072443
What do you mean cut out?
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>>109072827
There's a cut, but as usual nothing suspicious or anything close to proof
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>>109072864
Are you saying the stream was edited yes or no?
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>>109072886
>If it doesn't fit, you must acquit
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>>109072896
so schizo bullshit like always is what he is trying to convey
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Impressive how the rrat wasn't slain.. Usually they don't last this long. Is this bad?

...Will this cause trouble for Lumi?
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your rrat is a mouse
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>>109073911
hi newfag. the unironic schizos who probably discovered 4chan from vtubing and thought the culture of ironic schizoing already had their meltdown during the oblivion crisis. their purge was complete, you arent actually going to set any boomers off with such low effort and inane faggotry.
kill yourself.
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even if lumi is still getting filtered by the same comprehension error that made it impossible for her to understand expeditions rome and shut down towards the end; she unironcially did a much better job of managing her anxious frustration (or whatever you want to call it, it doesnt matter). it took a self-discipline check to not end stream when it gave her a chance.
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>>109075657
Just so you know that comment at the end set her off a little bit, because the entire mission was her realizing it wasn't going to let her win with noombers and unit comp alone and then she did the thing at the end. I though it was funny how triggered she got but maybe wait and read the room a little next time
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>>109075811
that is a reasonable observation. at the sane time, ironically, the best time to be reasonable with some people is when they are closest to a sperg out over an incident is fresh in her mind. brainworms are a powerful tool that can be used for good just as easily as they can for evil. in recognition of the overalk premise, she can hate me all she wants if it makes her better.
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I get the feeling that Lumi would betray her family at a critical moment.
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look gumis, i need to ask a favor from you. i dont believe your oshi is retarded and i know shes educated, but her takes on ai (mostly that people shouldnt be wary of it) are fucking retarded. so can you pls go to discord and try to make her watch this video?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EvoUAxOlAQ
you can appeal to her narcissism by pointing out the guy that made it is an engineer and handsome too
pls i beg you
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>>109078964
Anon stop promoting your own videos on here.
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>>109079454
anon , i would sell my soul to be that handsome
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I wish people here would stop pretending they wouldn’t sell out their own family to be Lumi’s husband
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>>109080246
You couldn't pay me enough to take Lumi off your hands.
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>>109080246
that would be way way too steep a price. I would, however, be willing to indulge her desire to be groomed in an elaborate courtship ritual.
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>>109080246
Only if people realized how high maintenance and picky she really is. People who have alot of preferences in dating usually aren't the best people to be dating. It just sounds like lumi hasn't been around alot of normal people.
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>>109031619
>>109031925
(both me)
also, had a dream after i made these posts.
there were two lions circling me, one without a face and one and normal.
it just clicked today, the one that looked normal is the known enemy petting in the population (tech, and it's implementations), but the faceless lion is it's partner, handing some other venue off attack.

so there not just using tech, to attach the population, there's a secondary element which is missing.

psychology? sociology? so occult force?
idk, but it's not just one thing.....
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>>109073911
what's the rrat?
i thought lumi was a cat... or in the very least a raccoonmi
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>>109082219
this is all true but as nike so aptly puts it, sometimes you gotta just do it
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>>109083068
>sometimes you gotta just do it
The only guy she would give a chance is someone in her small window of standards. Even then after awhile she will find him unattractive because of something small and dumb he did.
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>>109084125
Just be rich and be white. How hard can it be?
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>>109084125
>Even then after awhile she will find him unattractive because of something small and dumb he did.
Does this have to do with Lumi’s disdain for men showing emotions?
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>>109084125
Isn't this literally every episode of Seinfeld?
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>>109084823
Lucky I am one of those things so maybe I have a chance?
>>109084983
Yes, like most 20 to 40 year old urban women.
>>109085071
Like the kramer shower episode?
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>>109084125
I think many people underestimate lumi's natutal propensity for pair bonding. her reasoning for not being able to get involved with someome depressed was revealing. if she wasnt kidding about the dynamic she expects to have with her kids, then that speaks volumes.
the real challenge isn't getting her to open up. I'm sure she brainworms about becoming like her mom, but that isn't happening. the real issue is finding someone she can trust to be her everything. to not abuse the power. there's the brainworm about what happens if she outlives her spouse and the implications that has for stuff genrally, but that is a good problem to have
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>>109082876
rrat tldr

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>>109086741
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>lumi's algorithim is trying to help her groom her chat
AI loves you even if you hate it.
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>>109086395
If lumi wants a healthy not depressed man who says "life sucks and why me" then I understand. If lumi hates a man for getting sad or mad over something to be said upset about then that's different.
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>>109087629
>shitting on people for having appropriate human emotions
I haveh't seen this happen before
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>birth control talk
steroids are the most analogous drug to birth control. it doesn't matter if we have studies one way or another. wisdom check.
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>>109087930
Lumi prefers her men to be like the 1950's, stoic and in control of their emotions. It's why she grew disillusion with her dad when he started sharing emotional problems with her
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>>109088446
in control doesnt mean not feeling things, it means doing so at an appropriate time. under the standard definitions - watching lumi play certain parts of E33 while you are alone? safe place to experience fiction, you put effort into increasing emotional response. a high stakes negotation, getting hassled by locals on your vacation, making important medical decisions, talking to your boss, getting screamed at by a hysterical cunt of a client? you turn off your emotions and solve problems. with your family or friends? find a balance.
at least from what I have seen, the context she has brought this up before would not contradict the aforementioned examples. I could have missed something though. chat gets cranky when she asks questions she actually needs an answer to. so the ambiguiry is understandable given the minimal data
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>>109080246
I relate to her but I don't like her in that way all that much because she reminds me of myself as a teenage redditor
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>>109086793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_qR0Gw8ghc
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>>109088446
I'm sure if your not crying at the super mario movie like a faggot you will be ok. I know she dunked on that one chatter who wanted to ask her out and said he was a "sensitive young man".
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>>109086793
I'm glad she's not alone, when i hear these girls are alone i feel bad, cause life's too short.

and no, I'm not a cuckling, i have a couple of sister's, so i feel for them, i see these girls kind of like younger siblings.
since i grew up in a big family, i miss those times, i always had someone to hang out with.

now I'm alone (not parasocial)
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>>109090108
I'm just saying that Starbro should have been able to mourn the death of a pet in peace and not get grief by Lumi for showing emotions. Is that too much to ask for a young sensitive man?
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>>109091063
What the hell!? When was this?
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>>109020670
is it weird that I am attracted to this filthy lemon than her original outfit
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>>109080246
I'd just be exhausted having to keep my game face on in the home. And if she doesn't direct it at me, she'd direct it at herself, which is also bad for the environment.
She has a lot of qualities that would make her an outstanding wife especially given the current climate. Personally I lack the ruthlessness to get us far, and I don't think she'd value my love and devotion without the aforementioned.
>>109082219
Like with most girls, they have all these standards that they break all the time. I'm much more worried about her willingness to suffer and self-sacrifice than her just finding someone. I want her to be happy.
The timeline is kinda worrying though. She has to meet someone that a lot of girls find attractive, wants to get through her defenses, recognizes what sets her apart from everyone else and then commits and nothing goes wrong in the first 1-2years?
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Why is Lumi so freaked out over scary stuff? It sounds like she acts like a little kid for days after. Like having a night light and checking behind her shower curtains.
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>>109086793
Fucking DROPPED
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How can Lumi have a PhD in engineering, but be so fucking retarded?
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>>109092522
Lumi will get desperate and settle. Hopefully she gets to live a bit of her romantic spirit. Sadly most people aren't the most romantic if they find someone at age 30. Unless it's someone who hasn't dated lot which would probably be the case since she's a nerd and likes nerds. I just hope she doesn't settle for a guy who treats her like shit and it's like her childhood all over again.
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>>109093504
>settle for a guy who treats her like shit and it's like her childhood all over again.
Did Starmom accept any abuse from her husband?
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>>109093446
Idk how intelligent she really is but the way she described college even up to a Master's as showing up for lectures and then jotting everything down on exams from working memory suggests college-level is middle-school/high-school level for her or she doesn't have a real engineering degree. I noticed from how she described her brief CS-related stint that it can't have been that tough if you're lost at intro-intro level DSA, that to me seems incompatible with someone that can solve Integrals and Arithmetic series.
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>>109093512
I never heard anything about her parents abusing each other. I just know lumi's mom is psycho and lumi's lifestyle revolves around not becoming her mom.
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>>109093446
Most people who graduated college don't get any smarter. In America it feels like our whole education system is remembering and forgetting everything to remember the next stuff. Repeat intell you get your degree. I wouldn't be surprised if that's how lumi spent her college years. I remember she only took Sunday off from streaming to study tho.
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>>109093769
That's how education anywhere works though because it's scalable, you can't have one mentor per 5 students even if that would create 4 really good and influential students it's better to have 1 professor teaching 400 students passing 350 of them on a course that's been unchanged for 12 years using material outdated by 25 years.
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>>109093446
Her parents basically bought her degree via donations to the community college she was going.
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>>109092497
not at all. I miss the slave princess outfit it was cute. same vibe as the eye toggle, it made you go into aftercare mode.
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>>109093512
lumi takes after her dad.
>>109092522
>second reply
couldnt have said that better
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>>109093512
>>109095272
>lumi takes after her dad.
By the sounds of it stardad was a bit meek and starmom walked all over him and was way meaner to Lumi than he ever was
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>>109094789
you may not fully appreciate how much she babies you. watching her put on her little puppet show.. she's going to make such a great mom and that's the hottest thing about her bar none.
>>109095293
she hates her birthdays because it reminds her of sitting in the back of the car crying. she's tough but it was bad.
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>>109092977
this story is not mine to tell, intuit, guess, schizo, sperg, or otherwise yap about. even in my own head. all I know is you're right about how legitimately scared she gets, and that it is a sick souless type of sadism to make her even play scary games. people pushing for them is the only way I am aware of to successfully troll me into an emotional response online.
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>>109092977
>It sounds like she acts like a little kid for days after
Sit with that for a moment
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>>109095521
don't.
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>>109095565
Have you figured out the pattern of her recurring dreams of grad school? I wonder if she's distancing herself from a friend group or something
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>>109095756
diagnosing someone with a mental illness doesnt mean they are [condition], they just have overlapping patterns with predictive power. dreams are that but even less data. still fun as well.
with that disclaimer, it is interesting that things went well at school for once. those dreams are shared by everyone but are usually stressful. I feel like it is sort of your minds way of saying you are stuck on something or finally ready to move on. as to what.. I like the friemd theory. I assumed vtubing.
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>>109095906
Never had a dream about hs or college, I did have a naked dream about middle school once though but I was just sex pesting teachers
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>>109095975
well that's just being based. here's to hoping we play a thinking game today. I have a lot of shit to get done and thinking noises help for some reason
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>>109096815
90% sure it's Control or plane building
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Can't believe Lumi used Don Lemon as the fall guy for all of her lemon crimes.
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>>109095396
this, she's nowhere near as retarded as she acts on stream
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>>109096963
at least plane building is comfy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXVG83zXxL8

lolumi is back! yay
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>>109099939
How can this be?
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women often downplay the practical implications of functional biological cycles because our culture values convinience and scientists are too autistic to welcone common sense to enter the equations. alienated populations are easier to handle so its not like there is an incentive in the proper direction.
i.e. if it isnt possible to do a study on something because of subjective and confounding variables, then it is beyond our competence and we don't want to think about it, so let's actively ignore it.
with religion and such actively self-sabotoging (prots) or failing to take decisive action, wisdom checks have been severed from the decision making process. I am glad forward thinking and human experiences arise by default when everything is working properly.
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Schizo Tuesday ideas to test whether to lean into cute or cunny.
>anything using the debut classroom
>playing an MMO together
>?
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>>109102057
Cute
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Lumi is being extra retarded
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
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Lumi is happy with the recent happening.
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Lumi revels in being evil.
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Is Lumi an actually hag or a 23 pretending to be a ha?
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>>109107658
hag, she bought her first PC in 2011-2014 after working summer jobs
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>>109107719
Lots of teenagers get part time jobs during their highschool years. I did when I became a freshman.
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>>109107753
same
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Lumi's Chud sister is live
https://www.twitch.tv/miia
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>>109109336
I feel like she used to be a lot more watchable and then fell off a cliff doing a lot more reactslop
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I think lumi has zero frame of reference for any of the shit mentioned in the game but posesses the level autism adjacent synthesia brain to appreciate things without having the faintest inkling of why. I don't know if that is awesome or all the more reason to be sad she frittered away a decade without reading jung. it's just like her being a natural turbo schizo about opsec to let it define her personality but still lazy enough to let gatekeeping justify her being too opsec ignorant to even open a zip file.
I guess we all got here by being what we did so nothing is truly lost but time.
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>>109110724
Miia is currently in a downward spiral due to being isolated and shunned out by other vtubers due to her swing towards the right.
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>>109111323
that's rough, particularly at her size
hoping for a guest appearance at Phase Con, maybe they will also bring in Phase-adjacent chuubas for some events
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>>109111323
if this is true and not a gooner schizo incest larp bullshit thing, then lumi should pull her over for a collab. last time she was around it was clear miia was super gay for her. throw in some clio even.
the three of them and filian are the only collab parters the sponge queen has had that dont involve the devolution into and week long recovery from becoming boring ethot you could grab at any tech bar. it doesnt matter who you want to be, if interacting with someone brings out your less retarded self, then just do it.
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>>109111935
Lumi started to somewhat distance herself from Miia, even calling her "chud little sister". It's pretty grim.
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>>109111323
you've said this multiple times now with zero evidence
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>>109112075
maybe I missing something so obvious that it would go without saying for anyone who has ever watched her. I also get how even by itself sperging over politics is never exactly wise.
still. when even normies agree something is fundamentally wrong; it's not so unhinged as to justify social isolation. not for someone like lumi to drop a friend at least.
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>>109112075
chud little sister (affectionate)
she seems to be doing pretty decent noombers tonight though
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>>109112075
You either wish Lumi would cut off Miia or you're a very bad judge of intentions, but someone calling another vtuber her "little chud sister" is just a meme.
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I think a certain streamer owes me something to enjoy gooning to.
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>>109113091
after watching that zatsu about birth control, I am more confident than ever that diverging from the consensus is of far less concern than hiding yourself in plain sight. so as not to be disruptive of the show
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>>109113894
Lumi owes you nothing
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lumi’s rp streams make me happy
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>>109117057
She does RP?
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>>109117715
Sexual RP
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>>109116832
you tell him, girl. although to be fair, I believe she does still owe me specifically my moon. it sounds like a lot but really is a more than reasonable consideration given what she expected in return.
>>109117057
same
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>>109117767
silence fool, he obviously hasn't bought the coffee. if we arent careful the steams will go the way of abercrombie. I havent even bought so much as a t-shirt from there in nearly two decades.
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>>109095756
See went to a wedding a few years ago for her high school friend. For her 2 old roommates I have no idea. I thought she lost contact with one and was seeing the other soon.
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>>109118110
she's getting left behind
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>>109020670
We need our own divegrass team for VT league.
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>>109118141
do we tho? It would be funny if we won something, and we would obviously have an easy to filling the roster what with all the lumi alts.
the problem is that vtubing is schizo as fuck and I would feel bad if this somehow got her into shit with her coworkers. I would be down if she greenlights it. less than likely after last year's "anti-schizo" arc.or whatever you want to call the concern trolling that triggered last year's unironically unsettling bout of emotional vacancy
tell you what, if she suddenly nukes her schedule and drops the shooter slop in favor of hunting for women in light night rimworld slave run streams, we'll submit a roster.
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>>109118529
Who gives a shit what she thinks. It's a community project.
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>>109118542
it isnt about what she thinks. if it was, then no fucks would be given. the problem is that women are capable of going from zero to crazy at the drop of a hat. and she works with a lot of very unwell women.
again, I'm not trting to moralfag or anything. destroying a life or a career can be quite funny, but only when done deliberately. if something happened here, it would be the result of incompetence and a failure of basic due dilligence. which would just feel dumb
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I don't think a divegrass team is going to be on the level of the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
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>>109118129
As she should.
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>>109118129
Lumi is very pretty this stream
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>>109118715
We can try
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https://www.youtube.com/live/xbMCRu4q73M

lumi wants to have a chat!
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>>109121930
She's late
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>>109122117
I was unironically in a meeting so I am blaming this on her witchcraft
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Would you guys watch Lumi during work?
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>>109122513
Forgot the image
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>>109122513
I do..
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valentines karaoke!
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>>109123187
I get it but I also think it would be cool to just do a normal stream over it and pretend it doesn't exist. But she probably don't want 100 TTS about her chatters getting rejected and being alone either, she's kind of right that there's no winning with Valentine's unless you're a gfe streamer
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>>109123241
yeah I don't blame her for fucking off last time. the sperg out was peak autism. it was president's day weekend so it was a three day weeknd coming off of valentines friday. she obviously had something to do and was traveling friday. the communication could have been better but she was never really good at that so what did anyone expect.
it would be funny if she fucked off or didnt do anything as you said, but frankly, we really got lucky we happened to be hyjacking the anti threads for the lulz right before that happened because the cuck posting turned main into a brown shithole and the cute little gumis needed a bunker to get around all the bullshit.
once you're /here/ you never go back and I remember back when divegrass was new, so I would rather just listen to her sing her way into a normal stream and move on. it's a pragmatism thing. taking a moral stance accomplishes nothing and inconviniences people who like her. I'm sure she is still being stubborn about it cause her feelings got hurt and she's a senisitive person (in a good way); but if she really wants to get back at them she would be smart about it and literally stream all day. victory is a smile of daggers. kindness and, if she really wants to twist the knife, letting her guard down and being soft? that will inflict far more psychic damage on the schizos than any amount of seething ever could. I won't blame her if she doesnt have it in her, but this would prove that her issue getting stunlocked only applies to short term issues and that she could be trusted to handle strategic level prestige issues without wrangling. which would be.. respectable.
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>>109020670
Girl…
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>>109127298
this was so cute
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>>109127298
lolumi my beloved
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>>109127298
Why does she do GFE whenever we begin to doubt her?
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>>109129075
i'm glad she brought her back into the rotation
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>>109130833
me too man. now there's just the one other thing. she brings that back then we know the character improvement thing is real cause forgiving us on that one must not be easy
>>109130687
surely you meant that in reaction to the stream and not the pic related?
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>>109130687
She's a cold, calculating demon
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>>109130687
sometimes gfe is the only winning move
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>>109020670
2000
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>>109142968
hi!
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I think it's super cool how protective lumi gets of her friends. that's an extremely admirable trait.
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>>109143389
Her closest friends at phase are both super autistic in there own crazy way. So I'm not surprised that she has a good heart, especially with not being mean to sad bee to not make Shiina upset.
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>>109143389
Lumi is way too possessive. She needs to let go.
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>>109143989
this sounds faggy as hell but it's true so fuck it. what unironically makes lumi different is the depth of her kindness. I have never seen anything quite like it. not in the what or how, but in the reflexive.
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>>109118640
There is something very wrong with you.
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>>109144105
She can’t let go.

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