>>109118936
shut down holostars
make biboo my wife
terminate erb

Bring back Coco
Bring back Kanata
Graduate all homos

>>109118936
I wish for 3 more Tokino Soras

>>109118936
>biboo debuts her newest outfit, a purple string bikini
>fuwamoco only do English streams from this point onward
>Gura comes back and actually streams

>>109118936
> You rubbed me and I came
I just learned I have the powers of a genie, I shall now grant me unlimited wishes, three a week

>>109118936
Cease and desist all friendly relations with Anycolor and Nijisanji.
Make all effort to sabotage them and make them go bankrupt.
Go back in the lamp.

>>109118936
Remove holostars
Graduate Bae
Force FuwaMoco to only speak English and never collab with the JP branch ever

>>109118936
I just need one, terminate HoloEN

>>109118936
Treat your artists right.

>>109118936
I want Raora Panthera on my face
I want Cecilia Immergreen on my dick
I want Kronii to play this in loop

>>109118936
1. build a headquarters in America with all the amenities JP has
2. expel all gajin from EN and ID out of Japan, help them get visa in America, cut off the branches communication between each other with JP.
3. sell off holostars to FSP and cut all ties with both branches, fire any staff that worked for holostars and is sympathetic.

>>109118936
>All Homostars are contractually obligated to never interact with the girls or be fired
>Mandatory 25 hours of streaming every week minimum. Not to much because sometimes they have Idol shit they are forced to practice.
>Mandatory every EN member has to have Japanese auto dub and every JP member has to have English Auto dub on stream.

all non-virgin vtubers and future vtubers will combust and burn to bones
africa, greater india and china to be glassed by alien lazer
ww III

>>109118936
>graduate Bae
>bring back Bae
>graduate Bae again

Cure Kanata and bring her back
Kill all of Miko's antis, including staff and talent at Cover
Terminate Kronii with no graduation, because it would be really funny

>>109118936
1. Retroactively cancel HoloEarth, recovering all money and time wasted on it.
2. Haachama never showed her viewer statistics.
3. Omega never hired.

>>109118936
OP here. I am obsessed with Chinese men

>>109119235
wb Gigi?

>1. Ungraduate Kanata/Mumei/Mel/Shion and make every talent stream a minimum amount of time + they actually all enjoy it
>2. Fire all incompetent staff/managers and terminate all homostars
>3. All huge titted holomems become my personal paizuri slaves

>>109118989
>fuwamoco only do English streams from this point onward
Kill yourself

>>109118936
Behead all Miko antis. Burn all Miko antis to ash. Make Miko my wife.

>Give Nerissa a terminal illness
>Cancel Holoearth
>Hours streamed quota

>>109119555
This, but make Miko Suityan's wife with official and very legally real and binding marriage stream event

>>109119529
Gigi is already lost between Mori's fat cheeks and never found.

>>109118936
I only need one, give all your hololive talent IP's to Phase Connect because it'd be really fucking funny thus becoming a male only corpo since homostars are all you'll have left, Fagoo

>>109118936
>you rubbed me and I came

>>109119555
Simp

>>109118936
>You rubbed me and I came
Now you have Yagoo's goo all over your hands

>>109119548
Maybe they should git gud and learn to speak jap better fag

>>109119908
ts was the intention.

1. Gib Korone waifu
2. Make Cover underground again
3. Help isolate Japan again

>>109118936
>Turn the company private
>Graduate homocollabers
>Axe the ID branch

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>rubs lamp
>gets sucked inside as the Djinn goes free
HELP

>>109118936
Bring back Rushia
Bring back Coco
Open up US merchandising

>>109118936
1. Bring back Mel
2. Bring back Chama
3. Improve your management

>>109118936
do people actually rub their dakimakura??? I thought your supposed ot use it as a pillow?

>>109118936
Let me in the newest gen.

>>109118936
Graduate Iofi
Give Risu a Yuyoyuppe song
Debut ID4

>>109118936
>> Revise the policy regarding total non leak policy to talents.
>> Behead some upper echelons who may be real leakers.
>> Allow talent to connection with ex-talents.

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>>109118936
Give me ENreco 3 with even more doomed yuri, I want EVERYONE to suffer build a character

Other wishes? Umm, give the girls good managers and let them stream if they want to stream, something like that

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>>109118936
I want to hug Botan.
I want to eat ramen with Botan.
I want to play Resident Evil with Botan.

>>109118936
I want my wife Kanata to come back.
I want my wife Kanata to be happy.
I want infinite hololive related wishes.

This is an unironically sad thread

>>109118936
I want this >>109121101 anon to get butt cancer

1- Terminate all the homos.
2- Terminate all the homobeggars such a Shiori and ERB.
3- Bring back 'taso with perfect health.

>>109118936
>I want Kronii to be happy and fix her depression
>I want Kronii to be happy and fix her depression
>I want Kronii to be happy and fix her depression

those are my three wishes

>>109122003
based and wholesome

>>109118936
Haachama comes back
Peko and Miko make up
Hololive becomes a private company

>>109118936
Close Holostars
Two new EN gens
Inazuma Eleven Victory Road Tournament.

>>109118983
based

>>109118936
Rebrand holostars as a generic brotuber group aimed at men.
Streamline perms and paperwork to the point where staff actually handles that shit and the streamers can focus on their performances and streams
free space

>>109118936
>KILL ALL NIJINIGGERS
>Anon that's not how...
>KILL ALL VSHITTERS

>>109118936
I wish they were all pregnant
I wish they all had huge futacocks
I wish they all wore diapers

>>109118936
Terminate Bae
Thrice.

Make all the Holostars gain one million plus subs so the girls beg to collab with them and make all these virgin faggots in this thread cry themselves to sleep every night.

>>109119197
Why Bae?

>>109118936
Make Okayu my personal fuckpet
Make Shiori an anything goes freeuse whore in a publicly disclosed location for 48 hours (ryona permitted, obviously)
Sell Holostars to Brave Group

>>109122510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTk_ZFb4lD4

>>109118936
Where the heck is the Mario Kart World tourney? It's been out for too long and I'm still waiting.

>>109118936
Fire all holostars and terminate the branch
Full and true Shiori redemption arc
Stronger anti-male collab restrictions

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>>109127807
Wish too difficult... powers fading... gomenasaaaaiiii...

>>109119197
>>109127734
>>109119329
There are much worse homocollabers, why specifically Bae?

>>109126198
It has to be Hololive related, which means you can only kill all Holofans

>>109130015
it's just baeschizo, everyone has a schizo

>let holostars collab with girls
>bot holostars the way you bot girls
>let me join holostars

>>109136851
>page 11 bumper no life indon

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>>109118936
Add a Holomom generation.
Add Pekomama channel.
Bring back Fauna (Make her debut with Holomom Gen 1 alongside Pekomama, Mamarissa, and Mama Reaper)

1. bae sweaty feet on face
2. bae sweaty ass on face
3. bae sweaty feet on dick

My first wish is that all Hololive members that graduated return 100% sane
My second wish is that any chuuba that is single, find a good bf
My third wish is that Vtubing is no longer allow to play videogames anymore and find another ways to entretain their audience

>>109138005
not a bad list, anon
i'd settle for less (and better) games

>>109118936
Ignore everyone /here/ as they are all children and other unaccomplished retards with zero business acumen

>>109138859
i wish for a hololive that revolves around friends, fun and truly supporting a valued community rather than revolving around business acumen

>>109139000
>with candy and rainbows, and all for free!

>>109139902
I admire your cynically realistic attitude in a thread about making a wish to a genie

>graduate Nerissa
>Hire her sister
>Hire her sister

I wish to rub you again

>>109118936
Oh great and wise Yagoogenie-sama cannI rub you again? No wishes this time, I just enjoy doing it.

Graduate Kiara
Delete Kiara's channel
Cancel Holoearth

>>109140776
hoeh!