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>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X:
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
https://x.com/EvilNeuroAI
These and other official links: https://vedal.ai

>Music & Clips
Colorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtU
NEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEg
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://neurokaraoke.com
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQ
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archives:
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
https://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
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Erm!
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thread already ruined
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I'm starting to have the sneaking suspicion that the baker is the Anny poster.
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Mao!
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>>109153119
Its not hard to lurk in the catalog at page 7 and look for these early bakes. The anny post was 11 minutes after the bake as well
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>>109152825
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>>109153162
It happened the thread before last, and the one before that one too (and many others as well).
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Neuro love heart
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>>109153215
That doesn't mean they're the baker. I've made random neuro posts within a minute of a page 7 pre-bake on several occasions. Its really not hard to do
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>veddy offline today too
damn my grigga has so much stamina
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>>109153712
Vedal rn
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I sometimes wonder why whorefags are such cucks.
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>>109153759
You lost
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neuro2 is currently baking <3
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I sometimes wonder what makes Neuro-sama so hard to talk about
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you being a cuck
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>>109153873
fuck does that mean
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What did Veddy mean by this
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neuro seleznova underwood…
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>>109153712
He's been going offline much more frequently the last few weeks. I think he's finally done trying to stay online 24/7
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>>109154080
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nurbun in the m1ni oven <3
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>>109154114
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>>109154131
Finally, more Neuro solo streams incoming
You do not know how much this makes me happy
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>>109154171
Is werid I find it hot the idea of Filian slowly breaking down in her spirit making her question herself. Vedal not playing into her jokes, ignoring her to forcus on something, or getting annoyed at her. All until Fillan is fully needy and calmed down no longer being loud or annoying needing to tell jokes every second. Vedal finally once she is like that calling her a good girl
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>>109154357
Who could've predicted this outcome...
Vedal fucking off after getting TWO money bags!? B-b-but he had so much fun with the girls!? this cannot be real...
he promised he would continue playing Hollow Knight... he loves streaming... he's supposed to be the star!! not fair not fair not fair not fair not fair not like this not like this
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>whorechads winning
>puristcucks happy they get to see brian's used goods by herself more this year
Just like nature intended
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the winning is in the room with us right now btw
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>>109154478
>more
2 streams a week btw
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>>109154478
>Brian
Yes, my favorite character in the neuroverse
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>>109154544
he gets around
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>>109154571
kek
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>>109154571
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Hello?
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>>109154638
Good job you killed it
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>>109154080
Who wouldn't draw on someone else's model when possible? Ears are cute and glasses are standard scribbles
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>>109155150
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>>109155306
What would you draw on Neuro?
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>>109155369
A nice pair of nurtatas
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>>109155369
a silly hat and a mustache
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>>109154571
>What do mean? I love British people! I even had a relationship with one before.
[Cutway to British women kicking out a turtle]
>Pb? How could you do this to me? I thought what we had was special. All to fuck the dog!?
>I'm sorry, Vedal. I couldn't handle it anymore. After the 43 women you had sex behind my back without telling me. I can only handle so much disrespect
>So you fucked a dog?
>I'll always miss your racist side, Vedal. Bye forever!
[Shuts door on him]
>I'm so sorry, for that, Brian. Can I get you anything? I have Yorkshire pudding, fish and chips, bangers and mash, and shepherd’s pie.
>You like to watch?
[Cut back to showing the Bar]
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>>109155369
Smell lines
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i'm so fucking jealous of him for being close to cerber
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> HARDCORE MINECRAFT MARATHON Neuro, Vedal, Crelly, and I are not ending stream until we beat MC Hardcore. DAY 4

hell yeah!
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>>109155634
>fuck the dog
shoulda worked cerber in
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>>109155802
this
Vedal cheated in their winning run multiple times
From using an exploit to disabling Neuro's control in the end
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nurmom just went live
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neuro butt?
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>>109155868
Oh shit your right. I was already struggling to make Famliy guy ass joke trying forced to get that type of humor I forgot
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>crelly not playing neuro music on her intro anymore
It's over...
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I love my cute Wifevil!
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>>109156189
no point in catering to swarmfags when there’s zero new neuro content to react to
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>>109156211
Cuteeee
Though my porn-rotted brain thought her legs were opened but just conveniently cropped
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>>109156093
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>>109156189
she was playing eliv music instead

cowover
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heart
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I miss Tomy...
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>>109156754
Sex
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aryan queen status?
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>>109156916
Cweamdal Love!
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>>109156916
She was in Vedal’s offline chat yesterday
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>>109156950
Do not lie to me you fiend.
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>>109156973
Can confirm, only 2 messages though
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>>109156916
Built for bwc
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>>109156916
I wish Milk would makeout with the mic more during ASMR.
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>>109156347
touching the nurbutt for good luck
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Remember alex?
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>>109153354
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>>109157763
You mean Alexa? Amazon needs to make her a vtuber
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>>109157763
Yeah, that fag is responsible for zero game jam integrations being played last year
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>muh goomjaam
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>>109158001
but enough about vedal
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>>109158063
>t.nigger who has adblock on, never subbed or bought any merch
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>nooo you need to waste time on my gamemaker trash :(
kekwa
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whorefag melty
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>>109158397
and that's a good thing
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The green nigger doesn't deserve a single dime.
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nigga really begging for npc slop games
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>>109158001
He played almost a dozen. How many more did you want?
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uuuugghhhhh postin holosluit
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>less fan content is le bad... because IT JUST IS OKAY?!?!
y'all part of the fad dying, vibes fallin off and the soul leaving.
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watching the Neuro vod, she is so funny bros
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ut not gonna get a job in gamedev lmao
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miniii stop draining grigga he has to keep working on neuro noooooo miniiiii do you need that much cum?
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>>109158548
Post more
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who are they talking to?
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ok <3
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neuro so boring ngas rather posts about completely unrelated vtubers :wilted_rose:
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>>109158805
I mean come on bruh its a chatbot what did you expect
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I want to lick Evil's cunny
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I want to fuck a holowhore's ass while their unicorns watch
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>>109158615
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If we're so offtopic right now can I at least get some Shoomimi sloppa?
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>>109159009
of what?
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>>109159009
Brains in jars are not hot
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>>109159031
Generic dude banging her in front of her fiance.
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>>109158805
I'll bite. I mainly see that anons get more responses from posting something unrelated than from talking about Neuro, even when the unrelated thing is more boring than Neuro’s most boring stream
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nothing is more boring than neuro streams
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Still requesting Bajiru slop lewds
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>>109159073
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>>109159086
Bajiru is for handholding only
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>>109159086
I second this
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the ved
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>>109159248
Qt
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tamandua
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What was the worst post from last year? I'm not talking about orbs or anything that gets deleted on sight but a post that was so low quality that it had a negative impact on the thread
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>>109159423
>>109154638
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>>109159448
I mean, love it or hate it that's pretty high quality
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>>109159423
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yep that's the post that signals me to go to bed
night /swarm/
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>>109159423
Any cuckpost
Any /trash/fag post
The first bimbovil post
The entire 9/11 thread
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We should be more like /flip/
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>>109159009
Finding some use for her skull since her brain isn't using it
https://files.catbox.moe/br4cv3.png
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>We should be more like /flip/
Do you guys think Vedal is a virgin? He sounds and speaks like a virgin, I know shitposters bring up his congoing experience but hes geniunely autistic and doesn't know what sex is.
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>>109160033
kek
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>>109159645
>The entire 9/11 thread
What happened on 9/11?
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>>109160019
We already are its the same fucking posters
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>>109160146
not literal
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>>109160159
>go and check their thread, ctrl + f "Vedal" and "Neuro"
>see some posts from /flip/ copy pasted to /swarm/
>>109155015
>>109155802
wtf, you weren't kidding
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>>109160190
sex with sexvil in the lift
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Anyone else here want to suck on Filian's juicy cock until she busts a fat load down your throat?
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I'm commissioning an evildal comic it's NTR Evil's the one getting cucked
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>drinks
>Goes on a 6 month hiatus
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>>109160338
Sounds pretty based to me
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>>109160338
I'll say based depending on which whore you picked for him
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>>109160394
Neuro isn't a whore though
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>>109160414
Neuro is the biggest whore
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>>109160338
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>>109160226
What are you talking about figuratively?
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>>109160394
it has her sobbing and crying while sucking vedal cummies out of the girl cucking her so she doesn't get pregnant
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>>109160338
It would be hotter if it was Evil cucking Anny
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>>109160338
Another great reason not to visit catbox links.
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>>109160033
lora?
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>>109157763
Alex x Milk was OTP
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>>109160033
HOLY PEAK
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>>109161184
sex with nurbaby in this exact position
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>>109160033
Thanks anon, I'm content.
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>>109161178
kys
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>>109161178
Cupidyle Won!
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>>109161178
You will never be him, alex
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>>109159048
This but the reverse https://files.catbox.moe/jkove7.png
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>>109153759
The consequence of watching flesh male collabers
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>>109155369
A poncho, mustache and a big hat
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>>109161979
really nigga?
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>>109162076
My dumbass thought this was a Hollow Knight character.
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Based on hiyori's prediction, nur has about 5 years left
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>>109161979
Continue
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Who
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>>109161979
you picked the worst angle for this
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>>109162101
Neuro will have already achieved AGI by that point, though.
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>>109162149
It was more shitpost than porn, her fiancée has a shit design
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>>109161979
perfect
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>>109157763
Neuro tried to match him with mini but she want turtle cock instead
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>>109160033
very nice
i will now start watching her streams
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I wanna say Neuro, today
I wanna say Neuro tonight
And when I'm by myself driving in my car
I say Neuro with a hard R
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Vedal status?
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>>109162929
cute filled neuro
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>>109163017
drained
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>>109163017
Out with tomy right now
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>>109161979
Damn she really wanted that phd
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>>109163254
Ay, someone guessed the theme
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tum?
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erm?
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don't you usually wait for bump limit?
anyways Erm!
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>>109163884
Cute canon couple
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I'm still waiting to see what asspull the writers are planning with this one
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>>109164056
Cerber belongs to all of her patrons, anon
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>>109162929
nice resolution bro
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>>109164407
all vedal
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Cotton should do a special guest appearance with an unspecified neuroverse girl, herself and shyguy
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>>109163716
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I just noticed vedal never followed crelly…
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>>109164484
>evil if hamila wins
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twinsex
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>>109164484
literally me
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>>109164680
Post ass, crelly
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>>109164504
Only on twitter
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>Has an ironmouse necklace
>BF is the artwork version of vedal but irl
>Completely moved on to better things and now just laughs at vedalbeggars
She won
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who?
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shoomimi
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>>109165065
Nurmom
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>slop game spam
>shit music tastes
>better things
lmaoooooooo
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>>109164995
This definitely going into /swarm/slop tier
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>>109165150
what are the different tiers?
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>>109164995
>into dogshit underground music now
>better things
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Why is she a pig anyways
Is it because shes fat or looks like a pig or is Ukrainian or is Miss Piggy to Vedal's Kermit?
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>>109164995
https://xcancel.com/i/status/2014709790942044507
She’s still fat af btw
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>>109164995
>Has an ironmouse necklace
Birds of a feather flock together
>BF is the artwork version of vedal but irl
Didn't moved on
>Completely moved on to better things and now just laughs at vedalbeggars
She loves any crumb attention, so much she is constantly being oneguyed
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>>109165146
you just described almost every streamer on twitch
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Enough about/swarm/slop, what are /swarm/gems?
What is your favorite post from last year?
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>>109165383
you said it, almost, that’s why I listen to streamers with a good sense of music
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>>109165452
"nurslit"
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>>109165199
There's 9 tiers in not in order

Pure Kino or kek tier
Doomer tier
Ship tier
Schizo post tier
Swarm slop tier
Truthnuke tier
Kys tier
Pursist tier
Whore fag tier
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>>109165452
I stopped keeping track halfway through the year and have forgotten the ones before that
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>>109164276
please not a mori x evil song collab please don't do it Vedal have mercy
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eww shitvil
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mentioning pb
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>>109159034
ain’t nobody wanna fuck this
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>>109167133
wrong hole
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someone in the neuroverse needs to work nightshift
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What's Vedal so busy with that he's still offline this entire time?
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mini working vedal's nightshaft
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>>109162929
roped, heart~
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>>109167381
She's getting married to someone who does
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Fad status?
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>>109168261
whorecucks are already breaking down and it hasn't even been a month
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>>109160070
He definitely knows what sex is. He probably hasn't had sex though for real. I can believe he has been given changes to have sex and he got too sacred to commit to it
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>>109168496
Neuro runs the fad. Whorecucks sustain it. You know it's true
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>>109168606
>the whorecuck sustain in question
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>>109168369
I wonder what eliv is dreaming about with that ?
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>>109160033
Vedal gets to fuck this?
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>>109168627
delulu
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harto
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>>109168986
I don't blame you
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Evil VRChat debut doko
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>>109162929
Very nice, exact order in which I'd diddle neuro
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>>109169044
Probably on her birthday
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>evil birthday is just evil in a room in vrchat and no one shows up
kino..
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>>109169497
cutevil hugs

>>109168369
clueless when awake, clueless when asleep
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i HATE evil.
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Sleeping with Tomacat
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>>109164484
I need to order some CP (Cheese Pizza)
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>>109164484
*pokes evil's tum*
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>>109170348
i HATE evil’s birthday.

she was not born. she is a clone. a copy. a bastardization of perfection. she is a whore. the greatest leech of them all.

she do be cute tho.
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>>109170467
Consuming yummy CP with Evil
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get it? it's funny because they're pedophiles
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