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Funny women 12/18/25(Thu)02:55:53 No.6053730 Hopefully i can pass the new Mensa designed captcha this time

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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)02:58:12 No.6053734 >>
Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)02:59:16 No.6053736 >>
Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)03:00:23 No.6053737 >>
Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)03:34:48 No.6053753 >>6053734
I’m not kidding, I think people who go into news and all that other fake bullshit you see on TV, I know it’s a larp. You’re faker than a real estate agent if you do that shit and I have no hope for the larping zoomers that do it. There will one day be a seismic shift in socio-politics and these fakes will be at the bottom of the totem pole. TV and real estate agents were for boomers
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)03:39:03 No.6053756 >>6053736
what happened to make people be like this. why can't she just be happy and enjoy life. why does everyone have to be cynical about everything all the time.
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)03:53:27 No.6053764 >>
Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)04:05:51 No.6053772 >>6053756
roastie's just mad she's not getting them to waste more money on her
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)04:09:48 No.6053773 >>6053737
her teeth look fake.
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)04:41:04 No.6053788 >>6053736
german anon here
sadly true
it's like autism originated here
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)04:51:30 No.6053793 >>6053788
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)04:56:50 No.6053794 >>
Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)05:00:58 No.6053795 >>6053788
Lol. I think i still prefer it to fake/feminine American style personality acting
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)05:34:07 No.6053811 >>6053737
I hate people like this. You are not more interesting because you heard of 67 before they reported it on the news. It's so fucking unintersting to think like this
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)05:59:58 No.6053820 >>6053734
cute, well done
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)06:06:40 No.6053824 >>
Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)06:22:13 No.6053834 >>6053824
based, he'll carry that for the rest of his brown life.
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)07:01:39 No.6053848 >>
Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)07:02:46 No.6053849 >>
Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)07:04:01 No.6053850 >>
Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)07:05:08 No.6053852 >>
Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)07:17:11 No.6053854 >>6053788
When Wotan Hitler died the German soul died with him.
Nice digits btw.
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)08:17:55 No.6053881 >>6053848
damn i feel stupid laughing
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)08:47:22 No.6053893 >>6053730
>new Mensa designed captcha
What?
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)09:33:13 No.6053904 >>6053730
This is cute rather than funny. Everything else so far was criminally unfunny. >>6053848 is mildly humorous, and >>6053852 is accurate, but just tragic.
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)09:38:38 No.6053906 >>
Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)09:43:40 No.6053910 >>
Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)09:52:23 No.6053921 >>
Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)11:12:53 No.6053947 >>6053921
That was set up right ?
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)11:14:54 No.6053949 >>6053893
The captcha could be used for the first few questions of Raven's standard progression matrices used in IQ testing
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)11:19:09 No.6053950 >>6053794
>a fun little video, destroying $10k in seconds, for internet points
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)11:21:46 No.6053953 >>6053906
>björk
of course
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)15:37:30 No.6054062 >>6053736
>facial piercing
>is a narcissistic vapid cunt
I'm shocked
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)15:39:26 No.6054065 >>6053753
find a different way to cope with being a childless unkissable
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)15:46:39 No.6054066 >>6053848
Extremely funny
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)16:48:15 No.6054086 >>6053730
>Hopefully i can pass the new Mensa designed captcha this time
how does it feel to live in a data center mr. bot?
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)16:51:36 No.6054087 >>6053794
well that was all bullshit, and all you have to do to separate the gold and mercury is melt it. the mercury burns off.
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)16:52:39 No.6054088 >>6053850
seems legit.
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)23:29:07 No.6054290 >>6053921
Show me DRAGON!
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Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)23:35:10 No.6054293 >>6053950
Mercury gets used to extract gold from ore in mining operations. Though currently the most common method is to use a cyanide process because it is less toxic, and you don't need to grind the ore up as much. Anyway it's trivial to remove the mercury from the gold, you just need to heat it. Preferably you use a system to capture the mercury gas and not just lose the mercury into the atmosphere.
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Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)00:05:27 No.6054311 >>
Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)00:07:06 No.6054314 >>
Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)00:20:04 No.6054317 >>6053910
Fuck I knew someone that spoke like this unironically, it was so painful even being an (admittedly hiding it 100% of the time) autismo myself
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Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)00:34:32 No.6054327 >>6054293
oh. huh.
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Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)01:27:46 No.6054357 >>6053795
What are you even saying, gurpreet?
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Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)01:29:51 No.6054359 >>6053773
You say this because they're not covered in cow shit.
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Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)05:49:42 No.6054505 im not indian you autist. i mean the highly fake and overly positive way they talk, like they always just won the lottery and pretend to care about what the other person is saying as long as is it doesnt get too real
(read all in overly enthusiastic focal fry)
>hey sally!
>oh heeeey! what are you up to?
>oh im just on the way to starbucks for a christmas latte..
>yeah i heard they make them really good there
>i know right right? i swear i'm totally addicted! hahha
>hahha.
>...
>sooooo, how are things with Mark?? (leading tone)
>oh its great he's great. we're going to my moms place for christmas what about you
>oh same same i just still havent finished my christmas shopping its so stressful
>i knooooow im the same way haha
>and what about new years
>we booked the ski resort this time
>oh awesome
>yeah i just hope we get some more snow before then i dont want it to be another bummer!
>oooh dont worry there's a few days left and its colder up there
>...
>awkward pause (presumed to the fault of the lower status party)
>well i wont hold you we totally have to catch up in the new year
>yeah totally!
>bye!
>bye!
and of course bringing up anything negative or buzz killing, being low energy, = huge faux pas
whereas in europe a smile and wave, or a handshake and a nod in the case of men, usually suffices
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Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)06:43:36 No.6054527 >>6053730
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Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)06:58:08 No.6054530 >>6054527
classic
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Anonymous
12/21/25(Sun)04:38:30 No.6055712 >>6053736
Where can I find a woman that is the opposite of her? Not exactly physically but more mentally? I am just so sick of women, bros. We need to fix them for the next generation.
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)02:33:00 No.6056288 >>
Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)03:13:24 No.6056311 >>6054527
Who is she?
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)13:15:57 No.6056598 >>6054311
I know this is old, fake, and gay, but the way she breaks down in the end is pottery. Well memed. m'lady.
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)13:21:22 No.6056600 >>6053737
>Goonen
Lost
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)15:19:29 No.6056633 >>6054317
elaborate with some examples.
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)15:51:05 No.6056648 >>6056288
kek
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)17:02:22 No.6056705 >>6056633
We'd be sitting in a COLLEGE class and a guy would, with that same tone, say "EXCUUUUSE me teacher" and try to get a gotcha on him with some random factoid tangentially related to what was being explained, or ask things that had nothing to do with the subject, for example the professor would be talking about pudding and he would go "but what about mountain bike tires".
That dude is a lawyer now, go figure. Either he learned to mask or he's Lord Autismo, AAL
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)17:53:49 No.6056741 >>6053753
are the fakes in the room with you right now, anon?
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)01:06:49 No.6057810 >>6054062
that's a mole
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)03:38:59 No.6057873 >>6053811
People who spread ebonics need to be fucking mocked.
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)04:01:40 No.6057879 >>6057810
>silver eyebrow mole
hmm interdasting
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)04:04:59 No.6057880 >>6053788
your autism is but a shallow impersonation of the true perfect finnish form
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)04:08:08 No.6057883 >>6054087
don't do this it makes mercury gas
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)05:15:13 No.6057902 >>6053736
Imagine not having a window open in the winter. That is the best air to breathe.
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)07:10:46 No.6057933 >>6054527
>>6056311
Charls from MDE as a girl
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)11:20:33 No.6058006 >>
Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)13:23:52 No.6058050 >>6057902
Then why aren't Germans healthier than normal people?
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)13:47:26 No.6058058 >>6053737
and das crazy ja.
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)14:01:46 No.6058061 >>6056705
yea but what about mountain bike tires.. have you ever
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)14:43:59 No.6058073 >>6053824
how would he recover from this?
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)18:23:25 No.6058165 >>6053730
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)18:46:54 No.6058174 >>6057883
Mercury is a metal, not a gas
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)19:48:29 No.6058224 >>6058174
mercury is a planet retard
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)19:51:58 No.6058226 >>6058174
any solid can turn into a gas. fog is a gas. water is a liquid. ice is a solid
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)20:22:01 No.6058241 >>6053737
Wait wait wait Germany is actually based?!
WTF LMAO!
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)21:03:03 No.6058267 >>6053736
Is there something in the water in Germany that turns you into someone who thinks everything is unique to Germany?
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)21:37:31 No.6058295 >>6058241
yes, they also declare an evil world, which has been thoroughly captured by woke types. Every word from 2013 onwards is just a popular word from the right they use to air their grievances.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Un-word_of_the_year
2024 was "Biological German". By declaring it an un-word, they're implying that there is no such thing as german heritage
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)21:46:06 No.6058300 >>6058165
>I'm so hot omg lol hahahahah
knee slapper
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)22:01:55 No.6058308 >>6058295
Okay, whatever, but is the presenter on national TV impotently seething when spelling those words?
Because if not, I might be demoting them back to "plain boring".
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)23:06:28 No.6058339 >>6058308
she's not seething, more like boomers slightly shaking their head at the weird slang of zoomers
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Anonymous
12/24/25(Wed)23:26:13 No.6058349 >>6053730
Cute and also funny
>>6058006
Witty girl
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)00:47:24 No.6058405 >>6053730
There are no funny women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQhkRuvexTU
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)20:44:50 No.6058882 >>6055712
>the opposite of her
any man will do, faggot
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)20:57:31 No.6058890 >>6053848
boomer foids are the best
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Anonymous
12/25/25(Thu)23:36:53 No.6059030 >>6058890
I know it's staged, but she has such a pretty laugh =3
>>6058882
>100% Karen
What an exhausting person to be around.
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Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)07:02:54 No.6059277 >>6058882
men =/= women
tranny
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Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)10:01:48 No.6059358 >>6053736
this broad is getting too much hate. this is funny. if you're mad at her you're autistic (german).
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Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)10:17:44 No.6059361 >>6058267
no here in Germany We just have a large number of brainwashed Reddit User running around freely here.
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Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)11:16:49 No.6059389 >>6058226
the gas is boiled into a solid then broken into millions of pieces to create Colman's mercury powder
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Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)11:26:40 No.6059392 >>6057880
Naru-ho-do...
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Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)05:12:46 No.6060053 >>6053730
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Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)08:31:48 No.6060793 >>6058006
I believe her.
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Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)09:34:21 No.6060815 >>6053737
lol, ich goonst
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Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)09:37:07 No.6060817 >>6058224
no, he's a singer
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Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)10:02:47 No.6060832 >>
Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)10:32:34 No.6060846 >>6054527
kino
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Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)10:35:37 No.6060847 >>
Anonymous
12/29/25(Mon)17:14:15 No.6061583 >>6053730
anti american baby
this is why i'm pro abortion
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Anonymous
12/29/25(Mon)19:00:09 No.6061633 >>6053730
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Anonymous
12/29/25(Mon)19:12:25 No.6061639 >>6053730
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Anonymous
12/29/25(Mon)19:23:21 No.6061647 >>6053734
>instead of filming the child while scolding it like all these families from Chicago, she turned it into a joke
Good. I wish more parents would realize that filming your 3-6 year old for the internet to see isnt the grandest of ideas.
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Anonymous
12/29/25(Mon)19:36:46 No.6061653 >>6053736
The idea being not to flex your wealth, but your personality. During the walk, you are supposed to talk. I know, wild concept. Its about a desire to learn about each other, not to feel obligated to sexually reward the paying party. Its a simple thing.
Also the broad is getting something wrong; we are proud of our beer but its not like there is a massive and huge rivalry between Warsteiner or Krombacher. There is a rivalry between German beer and every other beer made outside of Germany. Obviously you have some which prefer one brand over another but its never a cause of concern when the Krombacher-Guy walks into a party and they can only offer Warsteiner. You wont see any type of violence or big argument. Infact more often than not I heard a suprised "mmh. Tastes alright!".
You will start a war if you claim american beer is better. Thats when WW2 comes back alive.
Either she didnt fully understand the average germans argument or she is hamming it up for tiktok views because "haha isnt Germany autistic?" is a popular trend.
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Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)02:46:42 No.6061918 >>6059361
Your entire nation was brainwashed to hate Hitler
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Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)02:49:27 No.6061922 >>6061653
Thanks for proving her point about all your beer legally being the same. Meanwhile what even is American beer, kraut
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Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)13:18:47 No.6062198 >>6061922
when did I say "its the same"? I simply stated that there is no rivalry or extreme brand loyalty akin to Apple tards when it comes to german beer. Just because you arent allowed to add "Yellow 5" or whatever to the beer doesnt mean it taste all the same. I know I had a rather long post but your attention span cant be this eroded that you skimmed over half of it.
Also american beer is shit like bud light; a watered down soup that has no kick to it. It basically taste like 3 parts beer, 7 parts water. Also has a strange aftertaste which I dont enjoy.
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Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)14:52:46 No.6062250 >>6062198
I don't think you comprehend just how limiting the laws are on your beer and why you're incapable of understanding how calling it 'American beer' is retarded. I don't drink anything you've seen an advertisement for, but the stuff I drink would be illegal to be made in your country.
The female is right about you as much as it pains me to say
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Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)15:11:38 No.6062259 >>6062250
>maintaining quality = bad
I also have this weird feeling that you are the type of person who shits on OSHA. I guess some people are just craving that LiveLeak Chinese lifestyle...
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Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)15:41:56 No.6062269 >>6053730
Wow she's super cute and also super funny, need a gf like this
Also side note,I love when girls smile and their noses scrunch up
Name?
>>6053734
Another funny and charming woman
>>6058405
t. filtered
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Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)16:05:41 No.6062278 >>6053906
Is she the one in that video with the other girl, and they're singing/dancing for the boys in the war?
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Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)17:27:02 No.6062317 >>6057880
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Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)17:44:32 No.6062323 >>6062278
If my memory serves me, yes. I was hoping someone would post that video.
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Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)18:36:06 No.6062334 >>6059277
Exactly, they are the opposite you dumb nigger lol
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Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)19:13:30 No.6062351 >>6053906
I hate these quirk chungus bitches like you wouldn't believe
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Anonymous
12/30/25(Tue)21:53:17 No.6062440 >>6062351
I love these quirk chungus bitches like you wouldn't believe
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Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)02:35:03 No.6062568 >>6059358
>if you're mad at her you're autistic
No, you're just projecting
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Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)09:56:17 No.6062720 >>6057880
>indian guy "inconspicuously" taking pictures of them at the end
they actually cannot help themselves holy kek
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Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)10:05:24 No.6062722 >>6053730
>>6053848
>>6053904
>>6053910
>>6056288
>>6062317
these are funny, rest pretty much ain't
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Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)13:26:10 No.6062791 >>
Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)13:39:08 No.6062797 >>
Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)13:50:55 No.6062803 >>6053824
>>6058073
fucked him up for the rest of his life
such an evil thing to do
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Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)16:01:51 No.6062880 >>6062791
Sauce?
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Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)16:37:29 No.6062893 >>6062791
"brevity is the soul of wit" doesn't translate to ping pong ching chong, apparently.
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Anonymous
12/31/25(Wed)19:38:59 No.6062973 >>6062791
I want to marry fuck and kill all of them
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Anonymous
01/01/26(Thu)05:01:12 No.6063261 >>6054527
I hope she doesn't really make a living out of running a lizard ig account. This has to be a skit, it's also shot on VHS for some reason.
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Anonymous
01/01/26(Thu)05:35:04 No.6063265 >>6060847
Isn't this the same girl that made a video about a crab making "chu chu" sound?
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Anonymous
01/01/26(Thu)06:45:44 No.6063299 >>
Anonymous
01/01/26(Thu)09:04:05 No.6063344 this woman makes me laugh and i dont know why
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Anonymous
01/01/26(Thu)10:39:00 No.6063380 >>6063344
shes not wrong
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Anonymous
01/01/26(Thu)14:00:47 No.6063455 >>6062803
wtf do you mean?
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Anonymous
01/01/26(Thu)14:30:09 No.6063473 >>6062259
You're the kind of serf who thinks everything your government or OSHA does is good because they do it.
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Anonymous
01/02/26(Fri)18:32:54 No.6064160 >>6060053
they were like this in the stone age, too, you know. imagine having to keep them alive in those circumstances...
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Anonymous
01/02/26(Fri)18:49:15 No.6064171 >>6056705
It's actually good for an adult's career to be more strange, it gets easy to remember him. It's only on school and the first years of college than you get hammered into being an NPC
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Anonymous
01/02/26(Fri)20:48:28 No.6064221 >>6053824
Why the fuck is she so loud?
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Anonymous
01/02/26(Fri)21:41:27 No.6064241 >>6063344
oy vey that necklace
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Anonymous
01/02/26(Fri)23:15:02 No.6064282 >>6064093
>>6064108
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)00:59:05 No.6064338 >>6053730
without the camera there she wouldn't be playing with her son
you can tell she's faking that phone call, none of this is funny
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Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)13:25:07 No.6064644 >>
Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)13:26:12 No.6064645 >>
Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)13:28:39 No.6064646 >>
Anonymous
01/03/26(Sat)13:29:44 No.6064647 >>
Anonymous
01/04/26(Sun)01:24:33 No.6064977 anyone got that 1 webm where the mom in her bathrobe barges in her sons room angrily pointing at his monitor as he tries to calm her down?
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Anonymous
01/04/26(Sun)03:32:48 No.6065052 >>6064221
monkeys aren't capable of being quiet
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Anonymous
01/04/26(Sun)04:45:35 No.6065067 >>6064644
Lost
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Anonymous
01/04/26(Sun)04:55:32 No.6065070 >>6053736
Idk, I've tasted weihenstephen, warsteiner, and a few other imports. I like the warsteiner better, but i think it's because the weihenstephan dunkel is never in stock so I can't judge it. They definitely don't taste the same though.
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Anonymous
01/04/26(Sun)06:46:14 No.6065113 >>6064647
Who is the idiot that adds the music and the credits at the end? What kind of nitwit thinks that is funny?
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Anonymous
01/04/26(Sun)08:18:09 No.6065141 >>6061639
She seems like a keeper and she's cute
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Anonymous
01/04/26(Sun)18:25:23 No.6065347 >>
Anonymous
01/04/26(Sun)19:35:20 No.6065401 >>6062893
Its funny because "ping pong ching chong" is devoid of brevity.
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Anonymous
01/04/26(Sun)20:34:34 No.6065457 >>6053904
tfw no female reviewbrah wife
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Anonymous
01/04/26(Sun)21:08:04 No.6065473 >>6061639
if there were more like her around, the world would be a better place
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Anonymous
01/04/26(Sun)22:00:02 No.6065495 >>6065401
do you mean levity?
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Anonymous
01/04/26(Sun)22:11:53 No.6065506 >>6064160
Trust me its way harder to keep them safe now, most dangerous things don't have big sharp teeth
I had a workplace safety officer burn herself so bad that she needed skin grafts after repeatedly being told not to touch anything
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)05:44:31 No.6065743 >>
Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)06:07:56 No.6065757 >>6064241
>>6063344
You know she looked like the most goblin jew imaginable before they completely reworked her face
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)12:06:19 No.6065862 >>6060847
gonna be honest, she isn't any more confused about why BTC succeeded while other digital currencies before it did not than my cryptography professor in uni was
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)13:18:22 No.6065893 >>6053730
>Hopefully i can pass the new Mensa designed captcha this time
dude. the new captcha is so simple...
READ THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS!
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)13:22:24 No.6065895 >>6058174
mercury can be a gas.
>>6058226
>fog is a gas
fog is vapor
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)13:30:33 No.6065896 >>6065895
mercury vapor is what causes mad hatter's disease
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Anonymous
01/05/26(Mon)13:33:47 No.6065899 >>6053921
>what deed do recently married couples do in their marital bed in order to procreate?
>Sex, Steve
>...
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Anonymous
01/08/26(Thu)01:09:37 No.6067591 >>6062323
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Anonymous
01/08/26(Thu)01:12:14 No.6067596 >>
Evans
01/08/26(Thu)01:44:17 No.6067608 Bloody veganas
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Anonymous
01/08/26(Thu)02:36:02 No.6067639 >>6053736
American women are fucking awful my God I need to leave this country.
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Anonymous
01/08/26(Thu)03:12:19 No.6067650 >>6058006
Lol my dad did the same thing with me but with a baseball bat and my shin and the hospital with a new gamecube with fzero and mario kart and my own room instead of sharing with my brother
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Anonymous
01/08/26(Thu)03:14:44 No.6067653 >>6065473
nigger it wasnt genuine. the only way a woman acts like that is 100 years ago or is paid to.
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Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)00:23:12 No.6068297 >>6053736
>>6053737
do you have a link?
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Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)22:47:49 No.6068934 >>
Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)23:09:28 No.6068958 >>
Anonymous
01/10/26(Sat)05:05:03 No.6069237 >>6053849
she fucks the dog
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Anonymous
01/10/26(Sat)10:07:32 No.6069378 >>6065743
Typical behaviour and reaction at the end.
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Anonymous
01/10/26(Sat)12:07:17 No.6069430 >>6054311
she has a shockingly sexual body
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Anonymous
01/10/26(Sat)12:37:45 No.6069441 >>
Anonymous
01/10/26(Sat)15:26:58 No.6069559 >>6060832
reminded me of this
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Anonymous
01/10/26(Sat)15:30:58 No.6069564 >>6061639
that's just a female daxflame
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Anonymous
01/11/26(Sun)00:26:46 No.6069836 >>6065113
American sitcom fans. Jokes need a fanfare or laugh track to "emphasise" a joke.
How else would they know the funny happened?
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Anonymous
01/11/26(Sun)22:42:13 No.6070559 Why do women cry?
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Anonymous
01/12/26(Mon)00:32:56 No.6070614 Despite being women, this thread was funnier than any of the recent trash YLYL threads.
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Anonymous
01/12/26(Mon)02:41:02 No.6070685 >>6053904
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Anonymous
01/12/26(Mon)16:25:12 No.6071073 >>
Anonymous
01/12/26(Mon)16:26:17 No.6071074 >>6071073
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Anonymous
01/12/26(Mon)20:32:20 No.6071175 >>6053736
>german men have personality of cardboard
>dates consist of walking around outside with terrible conversation on autistic level
>terrible meal in uncomfortable setting
>woman calls this out
>chuds triggered in cascade of replies
I can’t imagine why so many young men are single. Fuckin’ zoomers…
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Anonymous
01/12/26(Mon)21:42:14 No.6071242 >>6065113
this is called a reference. you wouldn't get it because you are outside the loop.
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Anonymous
01/12/26(Mon)21:49:16 No.6071253 >>6067591
only funny women in the thread.
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Anonymous
01/13/26(Tue)23:46:58 No.6072116 >>
Anonymous
01/14/26(Wed)04:21:26 No.6072327 >>
Anonymous
01/14/26(Wed)07:20:28 No.6072430 >>6053906
who
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Anonymous
01/14/26(Wed)17:38:26 No.6072642 >>6053794
This makes me think of a heist movie where they get into a giant bank vault and instead of stealing the gold, they just melt it with mercury.
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Anonymous
01/14/26(Wed)18:00:47 No.6072653 >>6062973
Vietnam war.
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Anonymous
01/14/26(Wed)18:03:42 No.6072654 >>6065757
true.
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Anonymous
01/14/26(Wed)19:01:46 No.6072682 >>6072327
i would have grabbed her hand and sniffed that finger. then i would shoot up the library with my nerf gun, arent i so quirky?
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Anonymous
01/14/26(Wed)20:21:04 No.6072706 >>6065757
"Before"?
She still does.
Look at her eyes.
Look at her eyebrows.
Look at her lips.
That's not a human.
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Anonymous
01/14/26(Wed)21:07:53 No.6072715 >>6072327
she can use my tongue instead of her finger, if you know what i mean
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Anonymous
01/14/26(Wed)21:28:35 No.6072722 >>6072715
I'm not following you, care to elaborate?
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)00:19:09 No.6072796 >>6059361
:(
please make germany awesome again, anon
i’m sick of reddit germany
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)01:17:28 No.6072835 >>6064160
Hence why I prefer Native chicks. Kek.
https://youtube.com/shorts/XCQ0pUqmY_k
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)01:29:39 No.6072839 >>6053848
That was actually really good
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)01:31:56 No.6072840 >>6054311
A good laugh, one of the rare ones in this dogwater thread.
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)02:22:32 No.6072871 >>6072327
I had no idea girls could be so gross
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)02:32:16 No.6072879 >>6053848
One of only 3 times a woman has been funny in history
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Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)08:01:51 No.6073026 >>6070559
you never cry during movies or songs or while reading stuff?
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)01:17:11 No.6073911 >>6072430
Chloe longname. Legit funny
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)07:35:32 No.6074057 >>6054527
she sounds like pissed off david lynch
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)10:32:40 No.6074117 >>6064647
music ruins it
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)19:44:48 No.6074326 >>6065495
no, what i meant to say is that im gay.
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Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)10:34:23 No.6076004 >>6053921
She commit everything for the bit, noice.
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Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)11:17:04 No.6076023 >>6062791
Could have ended when she would the hacksaw out. No reason to repeat the joke 3 times without any subversion
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Anonymous
01/20/26(Tue)17:25:07 No.6076174 >>6070559
trying to trick you into choking them to steal your mana and currency.
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Anonymous
01/21/26(Wed)10:44:01 No.6076642 >>6069441
no bully sua. she can't help it
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Anonymous
01/21/26(Wed)11:40:54 No.6076690 >>6069237
Hot.
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Anonymous
01/21/26(Wed)22:29:19 No.6077023 >>6070685
why do women wear this shit? wtf is wrong with them
huge rectangular blocks hanging from both ears and a hook in her nose. fucking nasty
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Anonymous
01/22/26(Thu)01:50:30 No.6077131 >>6058165
This chick is insanely hot, she pops on on my feed all the time. God fucking DAMN
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Anonymous
01/22/26(Thu)03:09:16 No.6077160 >>6053730
Why is the title of this thread an idiosyncracy?
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Anonymous
01/22/26(Thu)03:59:11 No.6077180 >>6077131
Mid face. Huge tits or what?
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Anonymous
01/22/26(Thu)07:49:55 No.6077263 >>6077160
Oxymoron
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Anonymous
01/22/26(Thu)08:18:31 No.6077266 >>6070685
there's webm of some crazy dudes, probably middle easter, that was posted either here or on /gif/ about they doing that... minus the school zone thing
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Anonymous
01/22/26(Thu)08:51:10 No.6077276 >>6072871
Yes anon are not human keep them on the pedestal, don't get redpilled by one fake video.
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Anonymous
01/22/26(Thu)10:27:29 No.6077300 >>6077276
>Yes anon they* are not..
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Anonymous
01/22/26(Thu)12:35:42 No.6077332 >>6058006
to be honest some junky could have done exactly that - grab snacks and ignore everything else
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Anonymous
01/22/26(Thu)13:15:03 No.6077347 >>6072871
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Anonymous
01/22/26(Thu)19:30:09 No.6077648 >>6073026
As I get older the shit that really starts to fuck with me are scenes like in lotr where theoden cries at the grave of his son.
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Anonymous
01/22/26(Thu)19:35:18 No.6077654 >>6063380
>she
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Anonymous
01/23/26(Fri)11:04:23 No.6078088 >>6061639
No just shut up and let me eat you out for 9 hours.
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Anonymous
01/23/26(Fri)12:31:58 No.6078112 >>6053730
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Anonymous
01/23/26(Fri)12:56:08 No.6078127 >>6053794
Fun fact, they used to use that stuff to fill your teeth with.
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Anonymous
01/23/26(Fri)13:12:07 No.6078134 >>6054293
>cyanide
>less toxic
Yeah, right. Can't fool me.
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Anonymous
01/23/26(Fri)13:12:42 No.6078135 >>6058224
No it's a natural satellite honey.
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Anonymous
01/23/26(Fri)13:46:46 No.6078142 >>
Anonymous
01/23/26(Fri)14:03:00 No.6078149 >>6078142
Mmm
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Anonymous
01/23/26(Fri)16:31:24 No.6078228 >>6078142
Wife material, bitch better not waste my eggs.
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Anonymous
01/23/26(Fri)17:04:21 No.6078251 >>6078112
bless that English Rose
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Anonymous
01/23/26(Fri)18:13:21 No.6078279 >>
Anonymous
01/23/26(Fri)23:06:15 No.6078472 >>6078112
shes just speaking without single syllable terminals
rarely do any asian languages have those. ん is like the only one in jap
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Anonymous
01/24/26(Sat)00:50:37 No.6078523 >>6053921
I thought she said "His Lincoln". Like, the car.
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Anonymous
01/24/26(Sat)09:52:08 No.6078780 >>6053824
Imagine not locking the door when your kids are home
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Anonymous
01/24/26(Sat)09:59:32 No.6078787 >>6069430
Holy shit you're right her face is a 4 but her bod is a 9
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Anonymous
01/24/26(Sat)12:11:46 No.6078839 >>6078228
real wife material wouldn't have splattered the egg in the first place
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Anonymous
01/24/26(Sat)15:15:59 No.6078913 >>6077648
Same, and scenes with violence against children. Shit activates the monkey smash part of my brain.
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Anonymous
01/25/26(Sun)23:36:44 No.6079908 >>6072116
oddly inspiring
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Anonymous
01/26/26(Mon)01:22:37 No.6079960 >>6078142
Need this audio. I want to hear the slurp
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Anonymous
01/26/26(Mon)20:25:48 No.6080493 >>6078279
This one was good.
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Anonymous
01/26/26(Mon)21:17:05 No.6080516 >>6063261
It seems to be a from a bigger video called No Bars on the Cage.
The fact she mentions IG should have been a tipoff, but I was surprised when I learned it was released in 2021. They really captured the 90s VHS vibe.
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Anonymous
01/26/26(Mon)23:43:49 No.6080662 >>6053736
I love Germans so much.
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Anonymous
01/27/26(Tue)00:44:27 No.6080740 >>6064645
>average female high school teacher
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Anonymous
01/27/26(Tue)21:08:47 No.6081345 >>6078279
I know zat feeleeng, oui oui.
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Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)12:20:39 No.6081740 >>6054505
>People interact differently in different cultures
Wow, so shocking!!!
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)02:47:14 No.6082709 >>
Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)03:03:19 No.6082721 >>6068934
ghoul
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:16:06 No.6082754 >>6082709
I mean, that's fucked up but you also dated him and you talk like a nigger
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)04:49:08 No.6082766 >>6054311
I feel bad for her that people make reddit level posts reminding her about this every time she posts
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:02:43 No.6082772 >>6061639
I want to measure if her eyes are in the exact middle of her face
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)05:04:43 No.6082773 >>6053734
The Torosaurus as a mic got me
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)12:39:51 No.6084305 >>
Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)20:28:21 No.6084477 >>6053854
Wogan Hilter?
Was he on German Radio 2?
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)20:42:21 No.6084486 >>6071073
Hmm, feeling a little draughty in my house ever since she left...
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)21:03:33 No.6084492 >>6084486
Meant to reply to this >>6053904
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)21:22:45 No.6084495 >>6082709
>>6082754
she doesn't realize that whatever insult she says is reflected back onto her as she let this whatever kind of man fuck her
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)03:32:06 No.6084660 >>
Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:39:07 No.6084731 >>6060817
>
not anymore, he died from aids
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)11:34:26 No.6084842 >>6082772
hopefully not, then she'd be a double cyclops
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)11:40:39 No.6084844 >>6053736
i wish i had a woman to go for a two hour walk with followed by a sandwich and a beer :(
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)11:48:28 No.6084845 >>6053921
the way the host is just stunned stiff kills me
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)12:07:37 No.6084851 >>6064160
>can i pet that dawg?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)12:13:28 No.6084853 >>6070559
same reason children do, to get the attention of someone more capable than them
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)12:16:07 No.6084855 >>6077648
i rewatched fucking wreck-it ralph recently (30's) and now all i see is a story about fatherhood
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)15:57:12 No.6084969 >>6071175
>I can’t imagine why so many young men are single. Fuckin’ zoomers…
Why not? We all believe you're not Disney princesses; stop expecting us to be prince charming.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:15:46 No.6084996 >>6053794
it's a lie, freddy was not a jew, he was a zoroastrian
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)05:45:29 No.6085312 >>
Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)07:18:56 No.6085354 >>
Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)03:46:54 No.6085940 >>6085354
10/10 video editing skills
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Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)01:04:58 No.6087107 up
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Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)10:04:45 No.6087279 >>6065895
>>6059389
well you can breathe it in one way or the other. oxygen breathe it in. mercury vapor, can be breathed in. youre not breathing on water (a liquid). your drowning. thats why a different word is used. maybe inhaling. shutup
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Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)12:02:57 No.6087341 >>
Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)15:35:01 No.6087434 >>6087341
God they have some bangers
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)01:55:50 No.6087760 >>6087341
Is the joke that the girl in the robe was lying about reading the diary and then got weirded out that her room mate (?) actually did?
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)02:02:52 No.6087770 >>6087760
Can't tell if autistic or stupid, but the joke is that she misread "incense" as "incest" and so was going to fuck her brother.
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)02:13:42 No.6087778 >>6071175
her ideal man:
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)02:44:33 No.6087792 >>6067650
Lol what? Wtf do u mean?
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)03:01:24 No.6087800 >>6060847
How the fuck did she not watch this back and say, "I have to redo this"?
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)05:14:57 No.6087864 >>
Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)06:43:54 No.6087906 >>6087770
Autistic.
And the girl in the robe clearly pronounces "incense". Also how does
>"You got him the INCEST he really likes"
make any sense? Are there various flavors of "incest"?
Are you sure...?
Off topic, but who names a girl "Nic"? That just sounds like Nick. Very tranny-coded.
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)07:30:59 No.6087931 >>6087906
>Autistic.
No, your just dumb.
>And the girl in the robe clearly pronounces "incense".
Yes, after the blonde girl says incense, which makes her realise that she read the word wrong in her brothers diary and she then repeats it in a questioning tone. Note the question mark in the caption when she says it.
>Also how does
>"You got him the INCEST he really likes"
>make any sense?
Because that's not the joke.
The joke is that Nic read her brothers diary and for whatever reason read the word "incense" as "incest". Then blonde girl, who knows that Nic's brother wants "incense" asks her if she got him some incense, causing Nic to realise her mistake.
>Are there various flavors of "incest"?
Yes.
>Off topic, but who names a girl "Nic"? That just sounds like Nick. Very tranny-coded.
Nic is short for Nicole and has been for decades, you fucking mongaloid.
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)07:40:32 No.6087934 >>6087931
Holy shit I think you just have an incest fetish and are projecting so fucking hard. Go jerk off or something you freak while I wait for an anon to explain the actual joke.
>Nic is short for Nicole and has been for decades, you fucking mongaloid.
I'm not a mongaloid; I'm white and have never heard anyone call a "Nicole" as "Nic". Is this some hick west virginia shit?
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)08:13:10 No.6087946 >>6087934
he's right dude, it's an incest joke and you're an esl retard
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)08:18:05 No.6087949 >>6065862
CS or Math?
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)09:53:16 No.6087972 >>6087934
That was a different guy who replied to you the second time. And probably the third time. You're just retarded at this point
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)12:26:36 No.6088039 >>6087341
god our women hit the fucken wall fast.
the sun here is the skin destroyer. not even asians are safe
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)13:12:54 No.6088052 >>6058073
He wont. Hes already in prison
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)13:43:02 No.6088064 >>6088039
What the fuck are you talking about? Nic especially is hot af
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)14:39:55 No.6088102 >>6072116
This illicits a complex ray emotioms for me
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)14:41:31 No.6088103 >>6072871
Their actually alot more disgusting than men om avetage.
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)15:35:37 No.6088144 >>6061639
female kyle kek
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)15:38:12 No.6088149 >>6063344
>she
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)15:42:19 No.6088155 >>6068934
i dont think they're joking
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)18:56:06 No.6088255 >>6087934
The term is mongoloid, you mongaloid mokey.
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)19:38:08 No.6088267 >>6053910
I was fucking this elementary teacher for a while, and I showed her this
video. She laughed her ass off, saying the teacher probably had enough
of the little bitches pretending they're animals. Kids, she explained, get
encouraged to be "free" by the parents, and come to school with tails,
meowing and barking, saying they're "otherkin" or some stupid shit like
that.
Then I realized the video is of a teacher making fun of her annoying
students. Little cunts pretending to be animals or something. The only
difference between this and way back when is that today, kids get
'validated' by their retarded parents to think they are, literally, cats and
dogs or wolves or dragons or some other retarded shit.
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Anonymous
02/07/26(Sat)22:45:38 No.6088363 >>6088267
It's because their parents were also autistic wolfkin because this has been a thing for 20 years
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Anonymous
02/08/26(Sun)01:03:17 No.6088426 >>6088039
The blonde/brunette one has decent facial structure so she'll still look alright as she gets older but the dark haired and the ginger were hot just because they were young. They're going to age terribly.
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Anonymous
02/08/26(Sun)06:11:36 No.6088560 >>6087906
you're genuinely retarded
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Anonymous
02/08/26(Sun)06:42:07 No.6088579 >>6088560
>>6088255
>>6087972
>>6087946
Cool post, sister-fuckers.
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Anonymous
02/08/26(Sun)06:50:23 No.6088587 >>6053730
What's so funny about them?
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Anonymous
02/08/26(Sun)06:52:15 No.6088588 >>6088155
That's not funny to me, she's obese. That shit makes me cry to see
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Anonymous
02/08/26(Sun)06:55:28 No.6088590 >>6061639
She seems like she has some type of mental illness. Definitely an anxiety disorder, but I can't seem to place the others. If it's medication induced, or psych induced. She's definitely not a normal chick
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Anonymous
02/08/26(Sun)06:58:11 No.6088592 >>6087341
Eww, who the hell keeps pushing incest pron?
I was reading up on it and watching discussions about it. Pron sites like pornhub push incest pron a lot. Let alone trans and gay pron too
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Anonymous
02/08/26(Sun)07:02:08 No.6088596 >>6087864
That is the creepiest shit ever
She's unironically a modern day anne frank. She died from typhus, caught by lice, since the allies bombed the delousing pellets (zyklon B).
The USA used zyklon for delousing along the mexican border until 1956. It requires tons of heat and lots of air, and requires a device to vaporize it for short periods around the person to delouse them
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Anonymous
02/08/26(Sun)07:04:51 No.6088597 >>6084969
Her liver is going to be shot from fatty liver disease and cirrhosis in no time, if she keeps drinking like a fish
>>
Anonymous
02/08/26(Sun)07:06:15 No.6088598 >>6060053
Is that AI?
It doesn't seem real at all
>>
Anonymous
02/08/26(Sun)07:07:51 No.6088600 >>6085354
Why would she voluntarily do that to herself, inside on a couch??
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Anonymous
02/08/26(Sun)07:17:40 No.6088609 >>6060847
ok, lost at funginable