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>>6081573

>>6081627
My fucking stupid kids are such LIBTARDS, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>6081730
asian humor is so...alien.

>>6081573
>Post funny videos
you go first.

>>6081627
fake crying is fake.

>>6081809
>peer pressure

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>>6081623
This is from a commercial.

>>6081730
>>6081787
does "whaps" mean boobies?

>>6081787
those girls sure look like aliens, so much make up that i can't even tell what they actually look like, it's creepy

>>6081978
The guy adding the text put that in there. She literally just says big breasts.

>>6081852
Fuck me, lmao. I don't know why this one killed me so much.

>>6081858
Kek got me

>>6081868
this got me

Someone post people dying? Now those are hilarious.

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>>6081730
i regret calling them whaps

>>6082304
these korean ones are great. a second one is posted sometimes but I haven’t seen it in a while, do you have it?

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>>6082307
i cut this one awhile back too. this couple are ok its just they add a bunch of annoying sfx. my skills in izotope rx only go so far

>>6081574
So ... a Fox News correspondent is now a criminal?

>>6081730
Dad has a lot to learn about women.

>>6082304
This marriage cannot be saved.

>>6082454
>she takes half

>>6082012
of course they do, they're korean
bitches from that country are more plastic than human

>>6082495
Fuck, you got me

>>6082304
>>6082315
These are funny, but I can't get over how ugly the language is

>>6081573
Is this guy wearing flip flops?

>>6082494
Kek hell yea. Thay chinaman rules

>>6082617
Theres a trapdoor under the rabbit, you can see it if you know what to look for

>>6082661
I dont know him so to me its just some random guy they did this to lol

>>6082505
28 degrees? that's pretty cool weather

>>6082304
what's it even from? i've never seen the word "whaps" outside of this video

>>6082730
It was 45 here the other day. I work outdoors. Just not very hard.

>>6081797
You should go kill yourself.

>>6082752
Family thanksgiving vibes.

>>6082494
this was great, lost hard

>>6082752
based guy

>>6082315
that's the one, thanks anon

>>6082763
radelaide?

>>6082494
>i'm homeschooling
and the
>nope
hahaha this chink is cool
>>6082752
this would be sort of cool except he should put on a damn chainmail shirt or something. don't want to see your tits m8.
but mainly the high-pitched voice ruins it.

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>>6081573

>>6082494
>those blatantly samefagging responses
It's an ad, stop shilling.

>>6081862
started out funny but dragged on for too long with safe edgy 'jokes'

>>6081584
this dude is an embarrassment

>>6082752
>I am none of these
Typical christcuck.

>>6082752
If this guy wanted to be taken even a little bit seriously, he shouldn't have made his speech with his tits out

>>6082752
its so fucking over

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>>6082495
lmao
just posting to see if my Wi-Fi is back yet.

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>>6083033
He's a prison baby.

>>6082511
Lol

>>6082752

> "This guy is kind of cool"

No lmao, this guy is a LARPing fag, and if someone on the left did something like this y'all would dunk on 'em so hard

The fact you retards think is cool and the only problem is he has his tits out (and not the fact he's basically the equivalent of a weeb who studied the blade while we were out partying) proves your inate faggotry and that your only defining criteria for "cringe and gay" is wether or not they LARP for your side

In short, this guy is retarded and if this made you feel tingly in your chest, you're retarded too

>>6083200

This is a humour thread.

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Does anybody have the one about a black guy celebrating that he got into the nba and then his father suddenly gets home with a carton of milk?

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There was a time I would laugh from start to end of a thread. Just funny clips of people doing stupid shit or faceplanting.

The only thing you fuckers still post are lame tiktoks, 2 minute long videos with nothing happening and over complicated poor attempts at being funny for fame. All this thread got me was 1 single smile >>6081849
I don't know why I keep giving new threads "a last chance", flicker of hope for gone days I guess

>>6081787
it's mostly imitation, it used to be funny

>>6081852
KEK

>>6082752
>I am none of these
lmao christfaggotry is so cucked and gay.

>>6083243
Dead internet, bro. Most painful thing I've ever witnessed.

>>6082505
How the fuck did she get that far without realizing she'd have to make it back

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>>6083211
>POV
Nothing about this vid shows a POV.

>>6083356
Actually good shit.

>>6083230
Chat, real?

>>6082494
but how DO i tell if my led sign is cheap?

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lol

>>6082940
based black gentleman

>>6082920
Quite a bit north.

>>6083243
I drank a whole one of those big tubs of tomato fluid over a shift once and got really bad gout.

>>6083414
>from will smith eating italian noodles to this
ai will take world over

>>6082752
This is so fucking gay t. christcuck

>>6083406
freestyler

>>6082617
How did you do that!?

>>6082716
Underrated

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>>6083399
Haven't seen this video in years.

>>6081852
Lost!

>>6081576
unfathomably based

>>6081576
What game?

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>>6083243

>>6081862
I was convinced this was a gay porno for the first 10 seconds.

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>>6083508
Which means that it’s been years since you’ve been on b

>>6083356
Source

>>6083200
thank you for providing humor in this humor thread with your shitass take, but it really should be in video form as this is the video board

>>6082752
take you gay porn back to /pol/

>>6083596
What kinda fruit is that?

>>6083596
jesus christ, that kid's life fucking sucks

>>6082794
That was really uncalled for.

>>6083396
Doesn't look like AI to me

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>>6081851
why is he laughing so hard?

>>6081869
filter flicker at 4 seconds.

>>6082304
women are horribly unfunny.

>>6082716
lmao maybe we're not so different...

>>6082461
>implying divorce
he was just gonna buy her a personality.

>>6081633
Good, they somehow managed to break away from your genetic stupidity

>>6082948
free pass for dunking an the clinically insane.

>>6082012
Bro stop being an obtuse racist. If an cutie Asian girl ever gave u the time of day, I bet you'd be a permanent resident in the WMAF threads.

lol
https://youtu.be/YfTiAhKj6Rs?si=gsBXLgPqjk3uyfsJ

>>6083767
racist? i'm not referring to their race at all

>>6082617
bring him back!

>>6083767
>>6083765
Go back to whatever cringefest you rolled in from.

>>6081868
What a unit!

>>6083412
We're props for these niggerfaggots and their 'content', worst of all none of us get paid.

>>6083197
why is the filename so retarded?

>>6083596
this is how you create a communist.

>>6083650
I think it's chayote

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kwab

>>6082730
They use Celsius instead of Fahrenheit there, so multiply the temperature by 2.2. it's actually 61.6 degrees

>>6083596
ai slop

you should know

>>6083033
cia probably

>>6081862
cia humor

>>6083756
reminds one of white flashes

>>6082948
>Ethnostate good
>Hard work good
>Dumb things bad

>>6083356
this is a cia website

the library is free

>>6083380
its you watching your coworker serve a customer
idiot

>>6081858
Die in an aids fire you fucking subhuman filth jigaboo

>>6082511
Where is this from?

>>6083200
What an unbelievably faggy and boring post from what's probably the most uninteresting person in the world.
Reddit is down the hall to the left.

>>6083853
i'm aware they're talking about celcius

>>6082666
Lmao same, Im sure he is some.retard who was famous for like 5 minutes but this is just hilarious

>>6083853
Multiplying celsius by 2.2 doesn't equate to the right burger number because farenheit is a nonsense scale that was derived from the back of a cereal box.

>>6083294
Its all white people have left though. Safe-spiritualism given by kikes

>>6083782
This post feels vaguely pro commie

>>6083754
Pent up tension that's releasing from his experience of worrying about a misplaced period ruining a perfect A+. I understand the humor. People under stress to get straight As in university want to write a paper like this so badly.

>>6082661
It do be like that, Mr. Stancil.

>>6081858
Ear rape in the last bit

>>6081797
Nort funny saaaaarrrr

>>6083922
Wahhhhh

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>>6083922
Miao

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>>6083768
Fyi all plants would die in a global flood, their seeds would be ruined by the salt water and the entire food chain would collapse instantly. Fucking peasants thought they were clever with the animals walking to the ark concept, but forgot about plants, like they're just invincible or some shit.

>>6084250
Yeah, except for all the plants that grow in the ocean and the fish etc, right?

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>>6081573
If you want to tell someone a tough secret you just need to follow a few simple steps. But most importantly, once you free yourself from your zoom zoom sense of humour you will start your transition to becoming an omega.

>>6083989
Not that I'm an avid supporter of Farenheit, but it makes sense from the perspective of environmental temperatures a person might experience on earth, 0 is about the coldest and 100 is nearly the hottest. Similar principles behind other units e.g. feet and inches compared to metric.

>>6083862
>canadian
now that's just rude

>>6084258
you've just rationalised it because you're used to it. there's nothing more intuitive about setting an ac to 72 vs. 22

>>6083853
>Celsius ×2.2 = Fahrenheit
what's -40 F in C?

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>>6083129
You are on-line you fabulous queen.

>>6082716
lol

>>6083396
It's the alternate world where everything goes backwards.
These kids were taught well by a kind heart.

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>>6082494
lost

The fucking CAPTCHA is getting more and more complicated soon my IQ will not be enough to post here. .. why are they trying to silence me ?

>>6084272
I'm not used to it, I'm not American and don't use Fahrenheit. It's not about the number but the magnitude of the scale. To most people, especially back in the day, 0 is the smallest number they know and 100 is a huge number, so it makes sense to describe most commonly experienced temperatures between those two.

>>6084201
this guy's an idiot, mexican PRO-WRESTLING gets the fighter jet and military parade treatment, much less their actual sports

>>6084201
Who is this

>>6084290
>why are they trying to silence me ?
nigga hush before u get a 4 sided star tattooed on your forehead

>>6082940
I wonder if there will be a time when african americans attack africans the same way they do with white people because of slavery, because it was africans that enslaved their ancestors and sold them

>>6083754
Perchance.

>>6083356
only good one so far itt

>>6083786
this makes me sad. I would help him.

>>6082304
Let the record show that I loved your use of the word "whaps".

>>6082494
The homeschooling and the whispering ones really got me.

>>6083356
Best in this faggot ass thread

>>6082566
You haven't lived until you've called someone a nigger while wearing flipflops

>>6083767
Sorry girlie but I only like white girls

>>6082497
Parrot loves the brother more than the parents do

>>6081798
She crying, she lying

>>6084057
>>6083922
>>6081858
He is trolling outside of /b/ you know

>>6082752
>Flag with the crest of the Kingdom of Jerusalem
>Greek hoplite helmet
Oy oy vey

>>6084506
goyim are literal cattle

>>6083997
how?

>>6083999
>People under stress to get straight As in university want to write a paper like this so badly
as a person who's lowest grade ever was a 98%, i can't believe that.

>>6083989
>farenheit is a nonsense scale
and other eurocope.

>>6083989
Fahrenheit's original scale was actually pretty based - he wanted a scale with two readily available points of calibration and that was easy to subdivide for high precision, so he picked the freezing point of water to be 32 and the average human body temp to be 96. Humans are plentiful year-round, and freezing water is available for about a third of the year in the northern half of Europe, and with those two points as 96 and 32 you get 2^6 subdivisions between them, and the benefit of also being a convenient 0 to 100 scale for 99% of the ambient temperatures humans experience in their lifetimes.

... but then he let all the numerology faggots convince him he needed to use the boiling point of water as one point, and that there needed to be exactly 180 degrees between that and the freezing point so it'd be like a semi-circle, and then they convinced him to change from regular water to salt water, and then from salt water to an ammonia-mixed brine. He compromised and his scale got completely fucked as a result.

>>6082437
He should learn to talk without an entire wad of food in his mouth first.

>>6084415
You must not go outside a lot because its a popular stereotype that Africans hate black Americans

>>6081627
How the fuck are you a worse actress than your little kid?

>>6081862
Fuckin AI "enhanced" crap

>>6083560
I know this is a humor thread but I need to be serious for just a second. Anon, if this is humor to you, you should probably just kill yourself at this point. To get to the point mentally to try and defend feds executing someone like that is sad. The world would be a better place without you. I genuinely mean that. Do us all a favor, put a gun up to your head and save us the trouble. We don't need fed cucks who are cattle brained to pedophiles. I know I'll have a easier time convincing you to off yourself than convincing you that your rights matter. So please, for all of us, do it. It would be the most patriotic thing you could do. Amen.

>>6084272
This
>>6084298
That doesn't make any sense. Celsius uses less numbers so it would be easier to work with by that logic. It's also based on 0 being freezing point of water and 100 being boiling. Since wrench whole degree denotes a greater change in temperature, its more intuitive than Fahrenheit. The only thing imperial really makes more sense with is feet cause you can use your feet to tell how many feet something is which is super handy when you dont have a tape on you.

>>6084689
I'm gay, btw. Not sure if that matters.

>>6081573
Scripted

>>6082494
he sounds like PewDiePie

>>6082505
it's like a 250 pound child

>>6082617
wow

>>6082722
i lost because i can relate...

>>6083406
nerve gas?

>>6083356
My mind says cringe.
But my heart says SOVL

>>6083414
I know this is fake because I have raced computer chairs down hills with steeper slopes than this.
They never go this fast. The wheels give out after about 50 feet. The competition turns into who can make it farthest down the hill instead of the fastest.

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>>6084673
I wonder if these retards would have thought it funny if the gate amputated his forearm.

>>6083969
The British Isles are very humid - both the heat and cold hit differently.

>>6084770
I would

>>6083508
i have seen it like three weeks ago in a nostalgia thread

>>6081576
Someone should splice the motorcycle dude losing control and slides into the truck and then cut away into this video where the trucker is going into the opposite side of the road.

>>6084777
Took me three loops to get it.
haha nice

>>6084770
Are those mechanisms that strong ?

>>6084775
of course you sicko

>>6084689
anon thank you for your laughable post, it fits the theme of the thread but this is a video board so when you have your next irrational outburst please record and post it so that we all may laugh while watching it

>>6082666
Satanic trips of truth. I have no clue who this guy is

>>6083129
Made me feel just like Tuco Ramirez from the good the bad and the ugly (since I'm also mexican). God damn I love that movie and breaking bad is pretty good too.

>>6084801
>are emotional impulses strong
it makes people kill eachother and themselves so they must be

>>6083831
Vancouver, Washington?

>>6084366
that's our prime minister

>>6084561
>who's
burger education

>>6084643
fascinating. thanks for effortposting, if only two pars. nobody fucking does it anymore.

>>6084671
yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and remove the faggy top caption before sharing this with people. fuck do I ever hate modern internet retards.

>>6084673
>him
are we sure that's a male? it sure as shit doesn’t sound male.

>>6084708
have you not encountered an obese woman before? they're all like this.

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>>6084695
>I'm gay, btw.

>>6082494
b-b-b-based!

>>6084829
I'd fuck they/them. Look at that juggly ass and thighs. It's a woman to me.

>>6084850
>Look at that juggly ass and thighs. It's a woman to me.
so you'd basically fuck any man as long as they're fat enough, huh?

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>>6084242
no-one says "whaps". i've seen this word used twice now in this clip and the subtitles of that korean(?) clip. this is the first time in my multiple decades on this realm ever reading/hearing this word.
i'm fully white British and i know a LOT of slang. a LOT. and i have never, ever heard anyone say "whaps".
what a stupid, stupid fucking word. it makes no fucking sense.
"baps" however is old school and makes sense.

is this zoomspeak or have i switched timelines AGAIN

>>6084896
i've only heard of "baps" recently, but i'm not a bong (nor a yank). i'd have to look it up to remind myself what it means, however

>>6084290
i dunno man, you get used to it pretty quick.
and like the one with the shapes made of squares - i have nicknames for the different shapes, we're friends now. e.g. one looks like a fish, one looks like a gamecube logo (which is wierd, i never had a gc), one looks like that cool stealth bomber etc

>>6084673
Pretty sure this is AI based on the retarded sounding audio / voice

>>6082495
Fuck. That took me a second.

>>6081633
snowflake

>>6084689
A canadian blesses the thread.

>>6083560
A reminder this footage happened 11 days before he was killed.
>inb4 someone starts sperging out because of 'muh culture war'
I don't care who gets killed in America, just want to lay out the facts.

>>6084916
juilet and romeo redux

>>6084777
Yeah this was funny back when Jeff Foxworthy did it 20 years ago

>>6084916
>>6084918
are they ok?

>>6084998
It does look pretty bad for the second guy. The first one I could see being an airsoft pistol, but there are a couple of frames of the second dude's hair being blown around before it cuts off. I've never held my hand in front of a gun as it's going off, but I imagine the bullet carries some wind with it.

>>6085006
first one is real the girl with the gun then shoots herself

>>6085006
>>6084998

Actually, on looking up "ksbg paris" the full first video was not hard to find. They both died. She panicked and either shot herself on accident or because she realized what she'd done and couldn't handle it.

>>6084770
cringe. the dude must feel like a god among men for noticing that people hyperventilate when they witness something cool
>>6084816
>emotional impulses
and so do you

>>6083353
She didn't. It's staged

>>6081851
This is a really fun video. Perchance.

>>6084896
I was just thinking the same thing, what the hell is going on?

>>6084325
He must think he's some kind of comedian.

>>6085017
So does everyone you psued fuck

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>>6084998
There's no way out of this mess. I can clearly see that it's not an airsoft gun from the footage.
Real question is, WHO released the video? Was it a live-stream?!

>>6084770
It would be extremely painful

>>6084907
How the fuck is that funny? You are sick in the head little tryhard edgelord

>>6085051
Probably. The other one was a Facebook Live.

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>>6081573

>>6083406
Kek, what the fuck was that?

>>6084931
Lost.

>>6085051
@0:03 looks like those shot you see in analog horror

>>6085132
are zoomers redeemable?

fucking newfag

>>6084678
For further reading on this subject, find the Captain Uganda screencaps from /k/.

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>>6085201
Gen Alphas are making fun of zoomers currently.

>>6084441
Kid is still moving fine, I bet he's more scared and embarrassed than actually hurt

>>6083853
28 celsius is like 80 fahrenheit

>>6085201
Young people are way more antisemitic than old people

>>6084717
>>6085186
Pretty sure its stinky tofu

>>6082763
>>6082763
heard on the radio the other day a short interview with the mayor of a tiny town in western australia that was at 48C and anticipating 49C. now that's some toasty weather. mayor was so casual you'd think it was just some bloke they pulled off the street. "wouldn't wanna walk across the road without ya boots on", as he says he'd just measured the temp of the road and it was over 70C

>>6085259
Hopefully it bullies the Furbies off their stupid heads

>>6082752
I could take it more seriously if he wasn't wearing a penis for a hat.

>>6084366
James McCann

>>6082495
clever

>>6083776
Likely the exact title of the youtube short it was ripped from

>>6083997
...what?

>>6084819
>Vancouver
B.C., not WA. Canadians are retarded libshits. Mindless sheep.

>>6083849
>GET HIM OFF THIS FUCKING SHIP
kek

>>6084829
>it sure as shit doesn’t sound male.
Reading comprehension a struggle for you? Him refers to the rider, not the speaker. The speaker is out of frame. Were you genuinely unable to figure that out on your own? Everyday life must be a brutal struggle for you.

>>6084998
They died

>>6083927
ihmebantu, a finnish copy of "jam" basically. its kinda funny

>>6083765
>>6084917
the absolute state of this brown ESL website

>>6084689
That coinclipping scumbag shouldn't have been there to protest against the lawful apprehension and deportation of illegal aliens. Then he started a fight with ICE agents, they found a gun on someone who had been harassing them for the last few minutes, tensions were high, and his shitty sigger blicky went off from being a shit gun. I'm amazed he didn't get a damn glock tattoo down his misbegotten thigh before he even tried to tussle with the ICE agents.
Get fucked, traitor.

>>6081869
She also steals it

>>6085339
Nice work, retard. Yes, I mean the rider, whose faggy protestation at the end of the clip sounds feminine. How did you fail to perceive that? Maybe it’s you who’s the retard, hmm? How the turntables.

>>6084919
kek, it's not /pol/ so I didn't even notice.

>>6085330
>what are jokes and how do I get them, the post