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I just tried a pagan ritual and literally nothing happened 02/03/26(Tue)21:51:45 No.41909435
I just tried a pagan ritual and literally nothing happened 02/03/26(Tue)21:51:45 No.41909435
I just tried a pagan ritual and literally nothing happened Anonymous 02/03/26(Tue)21:51:45 No.41909435 [Reply]▶
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None of this spiritual shit works. I basically started cleaning my room and washing my sheets for Brigid's season of renewal. I lit a candle and put it on the floor so the what sun was left could hit it. I also opened my window for ten minutes and blasted Celtic music. Nothing happened. I basically just went on a random cleaning frenzy in hopes of seeing something or getting an answer. That's why this board is full of retards and the concept of " paranormal" is purely a myth. I'm sick of pretending like there's more to anything when it's just us and the human will to power. Congratulations for the years of wasting my time. Fuck all of you.
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>>41909435
All of this spiritual shit works. I basically started cleaning my room and washing my sheets for Brigid's season of renewal. I lit a candle and put it on the floor so the what sun was left could hit it. I also opened my window for ten minutes and blasted Celtic music. Somthing happened. I basically just went on a random cleaning frenzy in hopes of seeing something or getting an answer. That's why this board is full of geniuses and the concept of " paranormal" is pure unadulterated fact. I'm sick of pretending like there's not more to anything and that it's just us and the human will to power. Thank you for the years of learning a return on my time. I love all of you.
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See
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>>41909526
You just didnt believe hard enough, fag, meanwhile we all regularly do magic and see divine beings youre just gay
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>>41909604
Nobody is getting "value" in modern civilization. You act like I can just walk outside and make an animal sacrifice. And that's not how you do it with Bridget either
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>>41909435
>None of this spiritual shit works.
Hylic nigger detected XD
https://tagungshaushamburg.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/4_SITMA.pdf
https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00792R000300330001-8.pd f
https://e-space.mmu.ac.uk/629726/1/Self-Ascribed%20Paranormal%20Abilit y.%20Reflexive%20Thematic%20Analysi s.pdf
https://www.rcpsych.ac.uk/docs/default-source/members/sigs/spiritualit y-spsig/resources/james_pandarakala m_beyond_the_quantum_mind.pdf?sfvrs n=9090c6ab_2
https://dn790006.ca.archive.org/0/items/metaphysicalfoun00burtuoft/met aphysicalfoun00burtuoft.pdf
https://s3.us-west-1.wasabisys.com/luminist/EB/S/Stevenson%20-%2020%20 Cases%20Suggestive%20of%20Reincarna tion.pdf
https://www.dirzon.com/Doc/ReaderAsync?target=telegram%3AIan%20Stevens on-%20Where%20Reincarnation%20and%2 0Biology%20Intersect.pdf
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/228712565_Exploratory_study_T he_random_number_generator_and_grou p_meditation
https://www.spr.ac.uk/3-experimental-psi
https://ia600501.us.archive.org/20/items/FritjofCapraTheTurningPoint/D ean%20Radin%20-%20The%20Conscious%2 0Universe%20-%20The%20Scientific%20 Truth%20of%20Psychic%20Phenomena%20 %5BOCR%5D.pdf
https://archive.org/details/1968backsterevidenceijpn10/page/329/mode/2 up
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9544e03140879358b28bac9e0eb4571bdb030ca7&tr=udp%3A %2F%2Fconcen.org%3A6969&dn=Theoccul t.click+Content+Leaked+%28Part4%29+ Academic+Reference&xl=143359205518
https://files.catbox.moe/z1ncts.pdf
https://archive.org/details/howtodevelopchip0000will
https://dn790000.ca.archive.org/0/items/MonstersOfBabylon1/Monsters_of _Babylon%281%29.pdf
https://files.catbox.moe/5lkw8r.torrent
https://www.allreligionsareone.org/index.html
https://odysee.com/@dontspherethetruth:c/aetheric-soul:8
https://archive.org/details/BiologyOfKundalini_201903/page/n10/mode/1u p
Also most pagan shit doesn't work
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>>41909659
>Weeeeeeeeee all this spiritual shit is fake
give sources which have gone through the scientific method to prove metaphics
>I aint reading that shit
This is why your a hylic and I'm metrically better then you in every conceivable way XD
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>>41909681
>hallucinate in your moms basement while furiously masturbating over a charred rat carcass while suffering withdrawal from 10 different uppers and downers and being dehydrated
>"heh, i am superior to this guy who cleaned his living room with some candals lit to summon a pagan goddess"
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>>41909704
There is no scientific method and it isn't complicated. She rules over your home so cleaning it and making your bed is out of respect. I did everything I was supposed to.
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>>41909710
>There is no scientific method and it isn't complicated
Got to lie because my bitch has nothing else to say
>https://www.researchgate.net/publication/228712565_Exploratory_study_ The_random_number_generator_and_gro up_meditation
>https://www.spr.ac.uk/3-experimental-psi
>https://ia802304.us.archive.org/23/items/metaphysicalfoun00burtuoft/m etaphysicalfoun00burtuoft.pdf
>https://s3.us-west-1.wasabisys.com/luminist/EB/S/Stevenson%20-%2020%2 0Cases%20Suggestive%20of%20Reincarn ation.pdf
>https://ia600501.us.archive.org/20/items/FritjofCapraTheTurningPoint/ Dean%20Radin%20-%20The%20Conscious% 20Universe%20-%20The%20Scientific%2 0Truth%20of%20Psychic%20Phenomena%2 0%5BOCR%5D.pdf
>https://www.rcpsych.ac.uk/docs/default-source/members/sigs/spirituali ty-spsig/resources/james_pandarakal am_beyond_the_quantum_mind.pdf?sfvr sn=9090c6ab_2
>https://archive.org/details/1968backsterevidenceijpn10/mode/2up
>https://e-space.mmu.ac.uk/629726/1/Self-Ascribed%20Paranormal%20Abili ty.%20Reflexive%20Thematic%20Analys is.pdf
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>>41909738
Theres a scientific method linking (You) lighting a candle and making your bed to an extra dimensional female goddess worshipped by ancient nordics actually existing. Debunk all of these links or else i am implicitly correct, also i am superior to you
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>>41909738
Nice straw man, i wasn't talking about your fake pseudo pagan ritual you found on Wikipedia and i have already addressed how i think its fake >>41909660
but obviously you have the mind capacity of a fish so you probably already forgot.
Im talking about your claim that
>None of this spiritual shit works.
>Average schizophrenic /x/ post
>trying to display me by calling me a schizophrenic
Average hylic cowardness
I brought sources, you brought nothing and just bitched on /x/
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>>41909762
Shes Celtic not Nordic. Lmao
>>41909764
Everybody did this thousands of years ago starting in February.
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>>41909762
>Debunk all of these links or else i am implicitly correct, also i am superior to you
You want to Debunk?
Ok do just do this one https://www.researchgate.net/publication/228712565_Exploratory_study_T he_random_number_generator_and_grou p_meditation
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>>41909780
Cucktic is nordic, just stranded on an island for a while
>>41909781
>random number generator
>"deviation"
>no terms defined
>no methodology
>no control groups
I expected nothing and somehow i was still disappointed
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>>41909803
You are telling me you read a good portion of that article in 4 mins XDDD
>no control groups
>Red Herring
are you fucking retared? this isn't some random medical exempt, so such a control group wasn't even needed.
unrelated
"To explore these claims, group meditation (average 261 females, 398 males) was tested"
>no methodology
>just lying
They did Large groups of meditators participated
The sessions involved standardized meditation practices, specifically Transcendental Meditation (TM) and advanced meditation techniques, performed simultaneously in the same location to create a coordinated group focus
Then they did Control and Drift Adjustments
The researchers analysed whether the baseline drift of the RNG could explain observed effects.
They adjusted results based on pre and post test baseline slopes, concluding that the meditation effects remained statistically atypical even after this correction.
The course of the study, the RNG was run for a total of 94 hours
Trial Structure:
Each trial consisted of 1,000 random bits collected in 10-second blocks
This produced 33,927 trials overall during meditation periods
Baseline Controls:
Before and after the meditation sessions, the RNG was also run with no meditative group present to provide baseline (control) data. These control data were used to check typical randomness (about 50% ones, 50% zeros)
I expected nothing and somehow i was still disappointed that you came back with lies and fabrications and pretend to read it
Hylics are so disingenuous. This is why you my bitch. hope you sleep with two warm pillows
Bye
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>>41909877
>no control group
Yeah testing "deviations" in a RANDOM number generation that you say is CAUSED by a group of retards imagining things while breathing without weighing that against different people NOT doing that, as well as a placebo group you wrongly train to do the meditation so they think theyre doing it right surely shows more than absolutely nothing.
>Before and after the meditation sessions, the RNG was also run with no meditative group present to provide baseline (control) data. These control data were used to check typical randomness (about 50% ones, 50% zeros)
Look at this graph, this indicates their meditation caused the RNG to skew! It did it did mommy! Their imagination caused the computer to fluctuate in its RNG program(the program that is elucidated upon at all beyond being alluded to as existing)
K bud, if this in your brain means more than bubkiss then i would shudder to imagine you being permitted to drive a car. This study is as scientific as Brad taking a sip of beer causing a touchdown every time. I mean he did it 5 times in a row it must be him causing it!
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>>41909906
> What does any of this have to do with gods not being real or not answering
Holy shit XD
You’re so fucking dumb. I don’t know how many times I have said the this isn’t about your fake pagan gods
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>>41909653
It was about your claim
>None of this spiritual shit works
Tbf I wouldn’t answer to a bitch like you who thinks cleaning his room is something noteworthy
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>>41909956
You heard it here OP, just do these OTHER rituals and theyll totally work! Didnt you see he posted 55 studies that all concretely prove his claims? Problem of underdetermination? Never heard of her! Shoddy methodology? No problem! No shirt no shoes? Yes service! Guys a fag and youre only wasting your own time, but at least you cleaned your living room
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>A super advanced species using technology to observe you burn a feather with a candle and incense inside of a circle of table salt
That's the signal, activate the particle accelerator replication device to print them gold, then transport it for them with the teleporter
Wish prayer granted!
(I'm tired boss)
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>>41909931
> Look at this graph, this indicates their meditation caused the RNG to skew! It did it did mommy! Their imagination caused the computer to fluctuate in its RNG program(the program that is elucidated upon at all beyond being alluded to as existing)
>actual results appear so i have to downplay it with backhanded comments
They did the experiment both before and after meditation, having a control group for other reasons then that is insignificant as the testing was not biological so placebo wouldn’t effect it and was not physical.
But it placebo can fucking interfere with digital random number generators now
>Oh yeah and make sure to cast some spells
I’m typing this on my phone while walking so respectfully fuck off
But I should respect you as your a super genius who can read a 20 page study in less than 4 minutes and provide THREE whole 2 word criticisms!!!
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>Still no source but random rambling XD
Starting to think you found it on discord
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>>41909979
>Shoddy
Shady worry about the plank in your eye before focusing on the saw dust in mine
Also still blabbering on about rituals when I mentioned nothing about them.
Whole thing is just lies and stawmans XD
But look your right about one thing
You cleaned your fucking room Wowow here a award just for you, I know your proud because you can’t stop talking about it
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What. Were you expecting fanfare? Explosions? Lights? Something "magical"? Whatever the fuck that means. I swear to god, Hollywood has absolutely ruined you children on what the spiritual world actually is. It's synchronicity. It's interpreting signs. Intrusive thoughts. Shadow people and animals.
Eventually, you may be able to communicate.
But it's nothing like in the movies. Just an odd series of coincidences with a ton of bizarre luck and happenstance. Sometimes you talk to a demon.
Enjoy your clean room and the emotions it brings.
Chill out.
Stay present.
I swear to god, autistics are spiritually deaf and soulless.
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>>41910589
You can simply Google search. It's very simple. You just clean your house and your fireplace if you have one. Make your bed, etc. Some people pour milk near their fireplace or animals or simply on the ground which I didn't do. I chose Bridget because she's good compared to all of them and helps everyone. Worse case scenario it's not like you're getting possessed if you "fail". There's no need for advanced shit. So maybe I'll admit it's more of a holiday tradition than a ritual but it's still something.
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>>41910575
I work along side with demons. The results are immediate if sometimes not confusing and open to interpretation; I asked one for a favor for a painful death for someone I knew to save a loved one from their torment and my enemy died later on the same day via a freak accident. Shadow people, sudden revelations, and feeling the physical embrace and whispers of those I called upon are my reality. Things I have experienced. Call it a LARP if you wish, but these events are forever burned in my mind.
The death wish was only one of 2 times I have ever experienced something immediately and so directly.
Maybe I'm crazy. But only so many coincidences can stack up. Maybe you have to be a little crazy to have one foot in the door to the other side.
What were you expecting from Brigid?
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>>41910769
First of all, assuming it's all real, that's the reason I didn't mess with demons or entities like Loki, etc. Also, whatever you're dishing out in magic comes back, which some dont believe in. But I played it safe. I didn't ask for anything or chant I just wanted to see if she's real or if I felt different. You usually ask her for health for you and everyone. You asked for the death of someone which is crazy.
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>>41910813
>does the ritual
>skips the petitioning part of the ritual
>"why didn't anything happen??"
You're an idiot.
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>>41909435
Rituals are lies sold by grifters to fools. If you want to experience spirits or gods. Shut off the lights, and shut off your mind. Let your ego and expectations fade and just listen. If you wait long enough you will hear them, and if you follow their voice you will see them aswell.
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>>41910819
Why can't she appear in some way?
>>41910831
I didn't want a bargain. I wanted to see if it was real. But if I did it would only be something good.
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>>41910880
Next time give an offering, and fir something minor in return. I assure you, everything I wrote before, I experienced.
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>>41909435
You're basically doing it wrong. Ritual isn't just "play random music and clean my room". There's a process to prayer, and it requires sacrifice.
If you want a rundown, check here. It's contextually Germanic but the process is basically the same in broad strokes for whatever pagan tradition you're going for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzjx4yneCZs
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>>41910880
>Why can't she appear in some way?
For whatever reason, by whatever law governs them, it is extremely difficult or impossible for them to visually show themselves. I believe Iamblichus had some kind of guide on compelling them to provide some kind of proof.
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You're dumb. Sometimes I feel bad as "why should I be able to solve my problems with rituals/magic when common people go the hard way?" then I see that the people are dumb like you and don't like to think and learn. Stay down there
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>>41910630
>Some people pour milk near their fireplace
I just finished drinking a glass of milk before coming across this comment. I'm sitting very close to my fireplace as well. Very interesting synchronicity! I'd even say "proof" of the goddess' involvement in this thread...
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>>41911236
What is lamblichus
>>41911382
Then maybe she should answer why she didn't respond.
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>>41910630
>source? just do a google search bro. Search for what precisely? Idk her name. Also I was just being cheeky, it’s just some random holiday not a ritual
Anyways where is the source XD, now I’m thinking you got it from instagram witches bio
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>>41909435
> "paranormal" is purely a myth
It's worse, it's very gay and simply a change of mentality.
hallucination after not sleeping = shadows and spirits
Dreaming = lucid dreaming/astral projection
Good luck = praised by gods
Bad luck = cursed or possesed by demons
33rd degree freemasons, elite rituals, mkultra = NLP and basic psychology and word playing.
And even if it was real, what's the use of learning how to make fire or levitate.
This world is fake and gay and any pneumatic knows and wants to exit this dumb game soon.
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>>41913084
And btw, I've seen shadows after 3 days of not sleeping, tried every psychology trick, had OOBE and even had strikes or very good luck when do NoFap and very bad luck when stopping or just in general, because archons fuck me up intentionally, so don't give me shit about not experience it
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>>41916012
Hey, can you answer my question op.
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Don't run like a bitch again please
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>>41916012
if you don't have a particular goal to accomplish or a spiritual pathwork to follow then stop performing spells at random unless you want your life to be fucked, you annoy forces beyond you for no reason
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Posting only because OP sounds like a limited hangout but anons are sharing anyway. Some don't know fire can burn. I once did a working with a very old god who's most popular as a demon now. Nothing fancy, soft communion had been established many years prior so it was more of a final and simple hurrah. After sleeping I awoke the next day to a knock on my door, a family member telling me that another whom I was closest to had woken up that morning, vomited all over the bed and floor, then fallen over dead. I knew what I was getting into but was still caught off guard. My life's plain and simple but it is quite a breeze. Most entities will demand of you whatever ties your ego most to this world, it will usually be something the simulation has already provided for you which (or who) is dear to your heart. It's not always maliciously taken, the emotional hardening and hit to your ego is part of the process, like they say with psychedelics being a speedy yet dangerous route to piercing the veil. You already know from stories of Hollywood conspiracies that many don't take it well even after knowingly signing the contract, so to speak. Working with gods requires circumstance, they initiate the call not you and the work develops over a lifetime, usually several. Otherwise like anons say we run the risk of offending them, or unknowingly buying into their agenda without knowing the full price, or maybe we won't reach them at all and instead attract things from the lower realms that only want to take advantage of us. More malicious entities never fulfill our true desires, they actively keep us from manifesting them to feed on our eternal frustration and eventual breakdown from the net loss.
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>>41909435
Stop doing shit "for" anyone else or their approval, not even for their attention. This is why women run from you guys, they can smell the insincerity and desperate, single-track mindset.
You don't do any rituals or prayers demanding or expecting a response, the same way you don't give a woman a gift and automatically "deserve" a date with her. The offering is to sway them or get their attention; it guarantees nothing.
Just be chill and normal. Keep doing rituals, that's fine, but instead of making this a once-a-year-and-done special occasion, call up Brigid every time you clean your room, show how she's an active and constant influence in your life. Tell her and show her you appreciate the health and happiness that comes from a clean space, and whatever else she has domain over etc. You don't even have to talk out loud. Praying in your head is fine, they're supernatural, remember?
What you're doing is starting a relationship (hopefully), not pumping and dumping someone and getting the task out of the way until her next relevant holiday.
What you spend your time on IS what you worship. Anyone can send $5 to a church or a friend, not everyone will take the time out to spend it with someone who needs it. This is also why blood sacrifices are a meme- they want the effort and sweat of your labors 99% of the time, not you slicing your hand open like a fag and figuring your room will clean itself if you name the right gods.
If you don't feel, hear, or see a difference within a month or two, try someone else. And if you stop doing the task after that, no longer cleaning as fervently and devotedly... it just shows that your actions were empty rather than genuine. Can't blame her for deigning to respond to you, can you?
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>What you're doing is starting a relationship (hopefully)
You fucking retards, This is no different from Aztec's ritual of sacrificing children for nothing
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>>41920487
Taking a minute out of your day to say >hey thanks for just being there, please continue to guide and protect me :) btw I cleaned my room so I can keep achieving our shared goals" does not make you anything close to a modern Epstein glownigger.
And I know you're just dense, but if you reread my second to last paragraph, you'll see I don't endorse blood sacrifice.
Meanwhile I'll laugh and pity this (You) fag has nothing of interest or import to anyone, not even his ancestors, since he's never received a sign from someone.
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>>41918919
Who did you work with, if you don't mind? I've recently turned towards lilith after a dream where she talked to me, and I asked her who she was, and she said, "I'm lilith, idiot," and kicked me down a stairwell and I woke up when I hit the ground irl. Been asking for freedom. My life is falling apart, but I no longer care, have been having meltdowns at work. But, freedom is what I asked to achieve. Guess it's rock bottom. We shall see.
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>>41918812
I told you what Bridget rules over. I looked at various Google searches. You can do the same. I heard her name in a song that I liked and investigated afterwards.
>>41918919
I never called out her name. I basically just lit a candle in sunlight but the sun was mostly down. I didn't do the milk thing or chant. You can also leave clothing on a tree branch out side for health but I didn't do that.
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>>41920862
>I told you what Bridget rules over.
Ok and? that's not a source
>I looked at various Google searches. You can do the same.
>let me take a bit from that ritual and that ritual
You retard so by your logic you didn't even follow a set ruling and then you act surprised when you don't get results.
Stop fucking lying, you obviously had a guide to follow if you didn't you wouldn't be here
>I heard her name in a song that I liked and investigated afterwards.
Nice blog
So once again where is the source
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>>41920957
>So you want me to link me website because you think I'm lying?
Yea pretty much, i want you to show me where you got your guide from
>Everyone here can just type her name in and it'll tell you.
Nice, now where is the source
>And it'll tell you what our ancestors did to honor her.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LARP, you don't even know which region she is from
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>>41918501
I had the windows open with sunlight hitting the candle and I had music blasting. So while it was hardly anything compared to most rituals, literally nobody does this anymore so you'd think I'd get attention.
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>>41909435
Well, I might have something to do with that inadvertently lol.
I mean, I did banish all malicious entities from the planet last year.
I can respect that it takes time for all of them to leave, of course, traffic jam's a bitch anywhere in life, but the outcome is certain.
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>>41924514
>I did banish all malicious entities from the planet last year
Sure you did lil bro.
1. Brigid is not malicious.
2. Then why are there still kikes here?
3. No you didn't, I work in a thin place and I have seen no change.
Take your larp to reddit or tiktok or whatever.
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>>41909435
What you should keep in mind is that all religious/spiritual experiences/rituals are purely placebos. If it didn't work for you all that it means is that you are just not easily affected by placebos. The best thing you can do is live like in the image you posted and don't give a shit. Just have fun with the little time you have left in this world.
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>>41910630
No you fucking retard. Anon is asking if you looked for some basis in actual history of magical practice for what you tried to do in order to imitate them, some grimoire, leyend, chronicle, treatise, tablet, sect or order, modern book. Something.
Not to link witchywitchyfreyadotcom or whatever, Google summary isn't a source either.
If you don't read often or have the curiosity to do experiments you're not fit to be a magician.
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>>41926491
Its whatever anon, he is obviously a shill.
-He doesn't know which region the goddess originates >>41909803
-He Laprs to be ethically from that region, even after he generalised to completely different ethnic groups
-He is extremely disingenuous and claims to have 3 criticisms for a 20 page study within 4 minutes of me posting it >>41909803
-He is extremely suborn and wont admit that he is wrong and would result in using fallacies and red herrings to try and strengthen his criticisms >>41909877 >>41909931 >>41910027
-He doesn't not understand what other people are arguing against and uses fallacies once again >>41909764 >>41909956
-He does not provide sources (and just says "search it up bro" and gives every excuse under the sun) for his claims even after being asked 20 times, like you pointed out
Overall, he is an extremely disingenuous Lier who is pissy that his favourite yt witch lied to him about a ritual
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>>41909435
I’m not a Pagan. I did try a ritual one time and it worked.
>be me
>bow hunt for 4 years without success
>try to invoke Artemis
>retain semen for a few weeks
>few days before hunt
>say fuck it and try ritual offering
>prepare altar which was just my coffee table kek
>place bow, arrow, candle, frankincense resin, deer shed I found innawoods, and empty bowl on altar
>find a random Artemis prayer online
>try to memorize but retard
>basically say first few lines with strong intent and belief and ask Artemis for success on hunt
>cleanse bow and arrow with smoke from frankincense
>pour water into offering bowl
>feel nervous and start sweating
>go to sleep
>5 days later kill a monster buck with my bow
>easiest hunt of my life
Did it work? Idk but I found success. I think I fucked up because I promised I would offer a portion of the deer if successful and never did. It was my first kill and fucked up field dressing it leading to some meat being lost. I did bury a portion of the meat in the woods a year later if that’s consolation. Next year failed hunt despite doing another ritual.
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>>41926616
>Idk but I found success. I think I fucked up because I promised I would offer a portion of the deer if successful and never did
IDK anon, if it worked you should probably do it, don't want this shit to come back and bite you later
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>>41926491
>>41926570
These are extremely unhinged posts full of retarded assumptions. I never claimed to be a specific type of pagan or be from that region. Nobody posted "red herrings". I heard her name in a song that I thought was cool. I looked her up and skimmed through Google and watched a few YouTube shorts about it. That's all there is to it. Common people used to do the things I mentioned and some apparently "saw her" in certain aspects of nature. It's unbelievable how cult like you retards are. This board should be called /sch/ for schizophrenic
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>>41927090
>that I thought was cool. I looked her up and skimmed through Google and watched a few YouTube shorts about it
just what we predicted since the start >>41909795
Fuck off to Tumblr or kill yourself stupid phone kid, you're trash taking place in the catalog and couldn't read a book to save your life
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>>41927090
>I never claimed to be a specific type of pagan or be from that region
Lying retared nigga
>>41920957
>And it'll tell you what our ancestors did to honor her.
XD XD
>Nobody posted "red herrings".
I literally posted the message you did it in but ok
> I heard her name in a song that I thought was cool. I looked her up and skimmed through Google and watched a few YouTube shorts about it. That's all there is to it
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You finally admitted it! You got your source from fucking YouTube shorts
>Overall, he is an extremely disingenuous Lier who is pissy that his favourite yt witch lied to him about a ritual and was shocked that it didn’t work
Am I a fucking genius or something?
XD you retard.
>It's unbelievable how cult like you retards are. This board should be called /sch/ for schizophrenic
>S-stop calling me out for being disingenuous, getting my sources from my ass, lying when presented with conflicting evidence against my claim and overall completely dismissing other peoples world views. I-if you do you’re a schizophrenic because you stand for what you believe in.
Fucking retard,
all you hylics are the same
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>>41926491
>If you don't read often you're not fit to be a magician.
Behold, the anon has had stripped bare the whiny faggot nature of his chud soul for us all to see! He has clearly allowed his interest in the nature of himself and all things to be hijacked by his buckbroken hupercuckold psyche and turned into yet another social framework within which he can construct ways by which he may view himself as being superior to those around him, thus allowing the shadow of his soul to use his own body and brain to jelq itself into dominance at the cost of his enlightenment for a shallow, minor and frail pleasure, exposing the cheap and whorish base tendencies he allows in his identity. Furthermore he has demonstrated his understanding and acceptance of any of his spiritual progress to be immature and superficial regardless of it's motivation, with the young anon being unable to conceptualize any idea of a path to enlightenment not already entirely cleared by others before him and clearly outlined for future acolytes in doctrine, he is the ubuntu proponent of this board. I have no advice for you, this is my first post here in 4 years, I must make clear to you the reddit-like tendencies that you allow on the most base levels of your soul, sorry to say anon but no matter what your future may hold you are currently a humongous faggot. Perspective can't come from the experiences and pains of others in any meaningful sense no matter how well they may write. You are on an anonymous imageboard populated by spastics, the least socially threatening form of communication achievable with modern technology, if even here you fall victim to these tendencies i can only imagine the level of Sheldon Cooper like behaviour inflicted onto those in your personal life. You have not yet experienced the sufficient personal tragedy or spiritual despair required for you to mature toward your enlightenment. You will. This captcha has infuriated me so, I am going to leave for a while in my rage.
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>>41927454
In the dark days to come, maybe you'll be sitting in the mud somewhere cold and hungry thinking to yourself; "Fuck i really wish i'd spent more time samefagging in low-effort shitpost threads on chinkchan, I hope those anons remember about how smart i am and that i read books". Ye spastic. I'm not OP, that was my first post here in years.
>"Give me actual reason why should anybody care about what you feel or think"
The point was that you shouldn't, you should relax, you could be a humble and curious man seeking personal spiritual power and betterment effectively and passively raising up your peers with you, instead you reduce yourself to being a gatekeeping online psuedoprostitute slutting yourself for attention on an imaginary street corner of your own making, enslaved by the worst parts of your own identity. Also directly telling you that i think that you are a hypercuckold faggot by nature and comparing you to Sheldon Cooper isn't "passive aggressive", it is regular aggressive, as a big reading fan you should have better comprehension.
>inb4 more room cleaning comments
my room hasn't been cleaned in months you baby
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Kys
>>41927369
The shorts said everything the sites said. Maybe you all should tell me how I shouldve done it since you know.
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>>41927417
How should I have contacted Bridget?
>>41927454
Tell me how I should have contacted Bridget.