irrelevant now loser, missed your shot

>>34215899
Do you have any idea how many dicks a nurse sees every week?

>>34215933
No, how many?

There is a reason why "sexy nurse" is a porn trope.

Being a nurse is easy as fuck and most women who are nurses do the job because they just don't want to do a real job.

Nurses and doctors also cheat on their families and others all the time.

Just horrible people in general.

>>34216027
How is being a nurse easy? They had to go to school for that shit.

>>34215899
>Every time she came into my room she just seemed, I dunno, kinda flirty with me.
Go back in and ask her out for netflix at your place.

>>34215899
That looks like a tranny. Hot.

>>34217116
No, she's a real woman you faggot.

>>34215989
26 and a half

>>34216027
>Being a nurse is easy as fuck
Speaking as the former partner of a nurse: fuck off. It's one of the most exhausting jobs there is.

>>34217793
Half? The fuck?

>>34215899
Cool. When I was in the intensive care, a nurse sweet-talked me into showering (she leaned over, put her head really close, looked me in the eyes, smiled, and was like "cum on, I promise you'll like it, hehe"). I got a boner with the rubber tube in my dick, which was a bit painful, but I managed to lose it before she returned. Then we went into the shower, I stripped naked, and she helped wash me (my back and stuff, not my dick, unfortunately). Anyway, in the shower, while I was naked, I asked her some personal stuff, and she told me she has a husband and a couple of kids.
So yeah, she was just being nice/fooling around. Plus, as >>34216027 says, nurses get plenty of dick at the hospital, especially on night shifts. They don't need to conjure schemes to get yours.

You should have said "Put your head inna de pillow, face first..."

>>34217795
Kill the patients and you won't be exhausted

When I was 16, the nurse said they had a Nintendo Wii they could bring in my room. She was in her 20s, and said in a flirty tone with a flirty expression “I’m more fun than I look, you know…”
I just chuckled but knew

>>34215899
When I was hospitalized there was one nurse who said I was "unusually muscular" when she was giving me shots and started calling me "my love" at some point. Fuck, she was so hot too! Are patients even allowed to date nurses? I'd have probably married her or whatever if she wanted. The whole experience of going through treatment is a parade of the world's most beautiful women watching me at my lowest point, I can't imagine what they'd see in a patient. But damn.

>>34216036
>They had to go to school for that shit.

Just like every other fucking job in the world?

>>34217795
>It's one of the most exhausting jobs there is.

It's also a very lucrative career with a lot of job security and further career options.

>>34218685
>Are patients even allowed to date nurses?
Yes, but nurses aren't allowed to date patients.

>>34218723
I didn't have to go to school to be a janitor. Or to be a cashier. Or to stock shelves at Walmart.

>>34219013
>Nurse
>Absolutely awful, hostile visceral personality

Pick 2.

>>34219192
What's this supposed to prove? That doctors do doctor shit? Well no shit retard. Doesn't mean doctors can't find people attractive.

>>34219495
Nigga?

>>34215899
>Did she just have really good customer service skills or was she just glad she saw my dick?
I, unfortunately, have had a lot of health problems and go to a lot of hospitals and doctor offices. Every visit I get a survey.
Every.
Single.
Visit.
Hospitals grade and get graded on outcomes and "customer service" Your nurse was delivering good customer service.

>>34222825
Meh, I'll still believe she liked my little ass. I'll sleep better that way :)

>>34215933
kek this

>>34215899
She was just an unusually nice person. That's all.
Young women are inundated with requests for sex all the time. She is not desperate to see the genitals of the opposite sex like you.

>>34224805
She's desperate to see Chad's genitals though.