shut up

Chut up

>>34223761
I’m living this fantasy. I’m pretty ugly too but I’m relatively tall (6’1”)

Try going out more and being social. That’s the key with all relationship stuff. Also, follow the /fit/ sticky to get more in shape. That’s no doubt the most useful part in this entire website.

The downsides is her dominant personality doesn’t stay in the bedroom. That shouldn’t deter you though

only thing youll be riding is my cock when im finished with you, queer

>>34223761
How small?

>>34223797
>Chut up
Donnie Darko reference?

>>34223844
It's like 5" length, 4" girth. I have to buy extra small condoms because regular ones are too big.

>>34223761
Yes it's not only possible it's inevitable. I am a man with some experience under my belt: several relationships, 70% of them long-term & currently married: I know my way around women is what I am trying to say, I picked up on a good number of insights into how they are generally speaking (please keep that in mind, this is a general observation, individual girls will always differ).

>The problem is that I am an ugly guy
First of all, the problem is you THINK you are an ugly guy. It's the thinking part that does the social damage, not your looks. A man could be 100% objectively ugly but if that man does not let his thoughts dwell on it, if he refuses to think he is ugly, his self-esteem will do the carrying. And it will work because women do not care about looks as much as us guys may think. Looks is not their #1 priority when seeking men, I can promise you.

>With a small dick
Another thing that does not matter unless we are talking about micropenis, and even then micropenis issues can be worked around. But you said you have 5", that's about average. All of the woman's pleasure nerves only go 4" deep into her vagina. Your penis cover that + an extra inch to spare.

Also women don't prioritize dick size like we think they do. I can also promise you that too.

>How can I make my fantasy come true?
Let go of fantasy and focus on reality. Fantasies never come true, because the minute you act on them in reality, they die, they cease being fantasy and become reality. This may satisfy you or disappoint you or something in between. One thing is certain: the more time you spend fantasizing is less time hunting it in reality.

>>34223761
Be absolutely fantastic in bed. Then your only problem will be getting one girl in once. Word will spread and they'll all come running.

>>34223761
As a 6 foot handsome guy ive never had this problem. You should try lowering your standards

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>>34223761
I won't read magical thinking threads because they indicate someone who is too lazy and cowardly to live.

>>34223859
Yeahhhhhh kek

>>34224687
Shit movie

>>34224724
Great movie. You have a shit opinion and are not worth conversing with

>>34224740
You’re quite annoying

>>34223885
5" is almost exactly average, not small. 4" girth is a bit below average, but it's not a disaster, you just need to get the angles right.

And I'm not exaggerating when I say that 80-90% of how much a woman enjoys sex is mental rather than physical anyway. Yes, you should get good at eating pussy - all non-gay men should - but there are so many things that matter more than dick size. I'm very average myself, and my gf has several exes who were a lot bigger, but she never stops gushing about how much better sex with me is than with any of them - she demands it constantly. You'll be fine.

>>34226202
Good thing we're almost done and Maria's home with me.

Sorry, riding a moid might be fun but it's extremely exhausting and I'm not even fat

>>34223761
>My biggest (sexual) fantasy is to have a girl ride the shit out of me
Based. I love it when my girl mounts and rides me with her cock.

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>>34223761
>biggest sexual fantasy is to have a girl be attracted to me
i fucking hate my life

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/adv/ theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhugdiahKJM

you've gotta understand there are other ways to be attractive than your niggercattle stats