women

why can't you not wear slutty clothing (including leggings)

>>34414917
No u

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Need chef gf who looks like this. How do I get one? Chef part is optional.

>>34414917
Children wear leggings you freak

Any black women in midwest wanna meet up and eat im bored and kinda horny

>>34414917
I saw a hot blonde girl on the underground yesterday in sports wear and leggings
Women don't stop wearing it

>>34414917
why don't you put some clothes on?

>State your sex
What's your favorite threesome combination?

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>>34414936
M
Bacon, lettuce, tomato

>>34414936
FFM. It's the only sort of threesome I've ever done.

>>34414936
M
Bacon, lettuce and tomato :)
A threesome sounds terrible to me, like the exact opposite of what actually appeals to me about sex

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>>34414928
picrel

>>34414936
M
Freshly baked bread, honey, and tea

>>34414917
Because I like looking at my boobs and letting them breathe.

>>34414938
>>34414940
Now kiss (or cook?)

>>34414938
i like cookie, vanilla filling, and another cookie!

>>34414936
Hot dogs, wings, and girlscout tagalongs.
All washed down with milk.

White women, why should I get with you over a fine brown or Asian specimen?

>>34414935
>why don't you put some clothes on
i do

modest clothes most of the time

but there aren't 50 million illegals trying to rape and murder me

>>34414936
F
favorite would imply I have interest in them

>>34414949
who tf is stopping you lmao, internalized racism?

>>34414949
I assume you mean you're white? Whatever crashes your 747, passport bro.

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>>34414945
I'm not gay but let's have a tea party
>>34414946
Bring the cookies
Oshit I still have cookies in my drawer lol

>>34414936
Me and 2 females. Any other kind is wrong and satanic.

>>34414950
i'd imagine most of them are just trying to live somewhere else?

>>34414954
mmm sounds good!

virgins will inherit the earth inshallah

>>34414917
>why can't you not wear slutty clothing (including leggings)
Because they're kind and enjoy spreading happiness.

>>34414959
big hero party with many virgins

>>34414936
M
Water, Coffee, and Ginger Beer.

>>34414936
M
Dick hard in the butt
Titty in my hand
Kiss ya neck
Hell yeah

>>34414958
>i'd imagine most of them are just trying to live somewhere else?
yea and trayvon was just trying to rob that house for school money

you poor dimwitted summer child

>>34414954
Wtf do you mean you're not gay
You're the most bisexual person I know

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Women, would you date a man who is taller than you when he eats mushrooms but shorter than you when he takes damage?

I love her hair

>>34414966
>you poor dimwitted summer child
aww, thank you!

>>34414968
do i happen to be constantly traveling between castles?

>>34414959
I don't want the earth, too much responsibility
Well can I be the king and have tea parties while other people do boring politics stuff
>>34414958
What are your top cookie flavours
>>34414967
I'm not bisexual, I'm just bi-winning
In all seriousness, I am only attracted to the huzz
If I was actually gay, I'd have married a rich chad long ago

>>34414950
Like what we wear matters.
Leggings don't phase most men I get way more gross behavior directed at me when I dress in a traditionally feminine and modest way. It's like it's fetishized. The gen z girls have it figured out with the boxy everything look.

Why's the market so damn dry. Gimme something.

>>34414969
who's hair? what color, how long?

The story in the first Mario game is kinda fucked up. All of those bricks that you break with your head were Toads until Bowser turned them into bricks

>>34414976
My girl. She's blonde. Goes down to her upper back. Has these pretty waves.

>>34414975
have a popeye's biscuit!

>>34414972
>What are your top cookie flavours
hmm i guess chocolate chip, and the ones used in oreos if you'd count that as a separate thing

>>34414968
:B when >he hand sinks into me booty.

Has anyone seen the Mario Galaxy movie btw?
I want to see it for mommy Rosalina but I've heard it's pretty mid compared to the 1st one
We need a luigi's mansion movie with charlie day fr

>>34414978
If you believe in the cycle of reincarnation then Mario is freeing their spirits to return in a better form.

>>34414941
Can i have ur discord we can meet

I wish I was taller.

>>34414984
My big handsome boy said you barely see rosalina in it.

>>34414987
I think you're beautiful as you are, ma'am.

I'm 30 and living with my parents. Is it worth it to drop out of college to go to trade school. I'm asking because college is going to take forever because of my job and I don't make enough to move out.

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what should I goon to before slumbering

>>34414984
Nah, I haven't. I torrented the first one and watched it while I was stoned out of my gourd and kinda felt like shit about myself for it ahaha
I will get around to watching it eventually, though, since I'm a guy sitting in a room with like 30 years worth of Nintendo consoles rn

>>34414990
Gay

>>34414986
lmao firstly, not black
secondly, no lol i was fucking with you

>>34414991
>Is it worth it to drop out of college
No (as someone who dropped out)
You can always learn a trade after
Life isn't a race and living with parents is underrated desu if you get on with them
>>34414989
Wtf, that's disappointing

>>34414992
Size difference.

>>34414992
a man

>>34414972
My whole life has been a lie
I was sure you had bisexual tendencies at the least

>taking more than 5 minutes on the shitter
It’s over, day ruined

>>34414992
Desi girls

>>34414998
Hope you like childhood adhd run on story version of mario.

>>34414998
I'm not happy at home. At this point I'm either going to move out while trying to make college work or drop out.

>>34414992
Floor tiles

i am weak and emotionally mushy in ways that are not becoming of a man and no amount of enduring adversity or "growth" has fixed it, in fact i seem to get worse as i get older. i simply can't keep people around unless i'm being their therapist or clown
maybe jesus will be my friend

>>34415004
Does Luigi at least get more than like ten minutes of screentime in this one?

>>34414998
I'm not happy at home.

>>34414993
I saw the first one in cinema twice (with other people, in my defence). Not high cinema by any means but it was fun and Peach is bae. Sonic movie is better tho
>>34414999
Giantess?
Finally a good suggestion
>>34415000
No thanks
>>34415001
I honestly am not gay even though most people seem to assume I am kek. I have always liked grills. If I was gay I don't think I'd be single lol

>>34415008
I'm around to speak at sometimes. You can be a sad boi.

>>34415006
Sorry to hear that, maybe you can at least put college on hold, or return in future?
Idk where it works where you are, I have a diploma for doing 2 years, but can't afford to finish lol
>>34415008
>simply can't keep people around unless i'm being their therapist or clown
They sound like selfish people desu
>>34415007
OK but what colour

>>34414936
>>State your sex
M
>What's your favorite threesome combination?
My favorite is MFF, my gf's favorite is FFF.

>>34415003
Based
Maybe I'll think about the hot tall desi girl I danced with at the club last time
>>34415004
>childhood adhd run on story version of mario
I mean that sounds pretty good desu
>>34415002
Are you going for a sub5 run?
>>34415016
>my gf's favorite is FFF
Would you watch

I'm asking the most important question to the other gender: What should I goon to?

>>34415012
>Not high cinema by any means but it was fun and Peach is bae.
For sure. I watched it twice myself, too.
Fred Armisen's decision to play Cranky Kong as a Jewish grandpa landed really well with me too

but where tf was Toadsworth bro?? Peach should have been raised by him. We were robbed by this children's movie

>>34415008
Faggot

>>34415021
Fr they did Toadsworth dirty
At least Peach got a lot of screentime and I liked her fiery character
The movie did feel a bit paint by numbers though like most things Nintendo produces desu

>>34415018
>Would you watch
I don't want to fetishize my gf's sexuality.

>>34415012
You are an enigma endeed

>>34415015
Maybe I can. What if I don't get another opportunity? And all I truly need to make is like 20,000 a year to move out. And I have money saved.

>>34415026
Well, go for the trade if you like, but I still think it's good to have the degree, I regret dropping out myself desu (even though I hated school and everything about it)

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>>34415019
Hasan piker
Idk
I blanked

>>34415002
>he doesn't hydrate and fibermaxx
NGMI

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I frew up on sunday, and my diaphram and stomach muscles have been sore since then. My stomach muscles were all cramped.

>>34415019
Your mom

>>34415022
that seems to be the consensus

>>34415031
Thanks for the advice. Good luck. I'll try to ask my school what to do.

>>34414978
Has anyone done a pacifist run?

>>34415035
you're alive. it gets better.

Plap

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>>34415025
I mean I shitpost a lot but other than that I don't hide anything kek
I have always been very honest about my love for the huzz
>>34415024
That's fair enough
>>34415035
Ripp, rest up though you'll bounce back
>>34415039
Deffos see if they have an advisor or smth

>>34415046
You said you was going to bed like an hour ago mate

>>34415035
I kept having acid reflux in the middle of the day. Something else is wrong with me.

I'm eating an orange

this song is very nice
https://youtu.be/sTSruhryIEA

>>34415051
Can I have a slice

>>34415049
Yeah I have no discipline
Gotta goon first then I'll roll over and sleep a bit

>>34415050
get some pantoprazol my qwen

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>>34415052
get mogged.

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>>34415053
Here you go bro

>>34415059
Yum thanks g

Now I want fast food

>>34415062
How about some slow food

>>34415054
Love ya

>>34415063
It's too late for slow food

>>34414973
wow so when you get pressured into just being naked and raped you'll just go along with it

women, everyone

>>34415065
Love ya too
>>34415062
Make a sandwich

>>34414901
Ex-coworker boss (my crush) asked when I'm avail for dinner with another female coworker.

Should I go and agree to this. Am I fully friendzoned. We've hung out solo before for some icecreams

>>34415063
I squandered slow food season... I didn't break out the slow cooker once this winter. I'm fucking stupid

>>34415069
I have no food in my apartment but oranges, eggs, rice, and bacon. I'm having them for breakfast

>>34415055
No, I may have some sort of other digestive tract something. Maybe cancer since those are medium confidence in the genetic test I did. Also I'm already magnesium dependent.

>>34415075
Do you not have enough for two meals

>>34415078
I do buy I don't want to eat breakfast for dinner and then dinner for breakfast

>>34415071
This is the ex-boss you made out with right?
I mean maybe she's hoping the female co-worker will dip before you two do...

>>34414973
>I dress in a traditionally feminine and modest way
Traditional for which culture?

Bump
Moids where is your penis?

>>34415090
it's layin around somewhere

>>34415090
Between my legs, safe and sound

>>34415090
In my robe.

>>34415090
About to get gooned

Do you think the government could produce effective anti goon propaganda if they wanted to?

>>34415099
No. Case in point. England girl. And even catholic anime girl.

Just spent an hour writing in my journal and came to the conclusion that she likes me and I'm a complete idiot.

>>34415104
Rip

>>34415104
Make a move then dummy

>>34415099
yes

>>34415104
It's over

>>34415040
nta but yes, not including Bowser final boss several runners have done this, current WR is sub 5 min

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Post gender and your favorite anime boy/girl.

Kurisu is my real waifu, but I can't argue against the fact that Miku is the queen of all anime girls.

All, how do you meet your bf/gf? Did you follow a set schedule and go someplace? Was it an app?

>>34415099
Yes. They don’t want to.

>>34415108
Don't want to make her feel harassed

ladies

would you try and soft match up your brother with your friend by just having your friend be around your brother on a few occasions to see if he notices her?

Which atogan moid has the biggest dick?

>>34415115
Falin from dungeon meshi, but also dio jjba.

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>>34415115
M
Picrel is my daughter and I love her

>>34415117
through mutual friends

>>34415121
You tranny

>>34415121
Sarge

>>34415121
Sarge

>>34415119
Stop being gay

>>34415121
Only have confirmation on exhibanon so far. The rest of you moids are posers.

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Femanons

>>34415108
I can't because I moved

>>34415128
Im not. I don't want to make her uncomfortable

>>34415130
a classic foshoo

>>34415124
What was the occasion? I’m 30 and really only have a group of familiar faces (maybe not exactly friends yet) I see once or twice a month. Otherwise, they’re mostly online. I’ve moved around for work so I don’t have much to work off of. Feel like apps might be my best bet but my photos are terrible

I liked Frieren but don't like the Himmel segments.

>>34415130
Wat

>>34415129
It's inappropriate.

>>34415134
the occasion was my bday and my best friend invited me for a drink and since it was saturday evening, her brother and his friends tagged along

Which atogan foid has the biggest vagina?

>>34415139
JH

>>34415139
well, we all know bv is the fattest, and she's had a kid, so probably hers

>>34415139
Swiss

>>34415139
You foid

>>34415121
Your mom
>>34415119
If you ask her out politely that's not harassment
>>34415131
Rip, you'll meet other ppl (or not)

>>34415139
me

>>34415145
haw haw

>>34415132
You are you're gonna die alone if you're too pussy to make any moves

>>34415130
NAG but based movie
They shot a lot of it where I used to live

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>>34415115
M, Akemi from Maison Ikkoku is best girl

>>34415150
why does she look like an arrogant cunt?

I'm beginning to think I'm more handsome than I initially thought.

>>34415121
{ x | size(x) < Sarge − 1 }

>>34415149
Niceee.
Prince of Thieves and Men In Tights, forever classics.

>>34415126
>>34415127
>>34415155
how big is he?

>>34415147
You have to wait for an indicator of interest, her to approach, or use OLD. Everything else is sleazy.

Women, gun to your head, cigar smoking bf or cigarette smoking bf

>>34415158
He's at least 1 inch bigger than the 2nd biggest anon.

>>34415159
He said she likes him

>>34415160
cigarette eleven times out of ten

>>34415154
Hopefully you're young. I didn't realize I had good looks until I started to lose them.

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>>34414917
>why can't you not wear slutty clothing (including leggings)
A. It's comfortable, especially in the Texas heat
B. I look too good to cover up. Susan B. Anthony fought for the right for me to wear booty shorts and sports bras in public.

>>34414992
>what should I goon to before slumbering
Sissy hypno videos

>>34415115
Man: Gohan
Woman: Revy

>>34415121
>Which atogan moid has the biggest dick?
Verifiable, Exhibanon.

>>34415160
Cigar. Cigarettes make me gag unless I'm tasting them on a woman's breath whoI know will ruin my life if I let her.

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>>34415157
>Men In Tights
Lol yeah this one is hilarious
>>34415151
She's not arrogant at all lol
>>34415154
Many such cases...
>>34415159
>wait for her to approach
This is a pretty dumb strategy lol, some girls do but most don't

>>34415162
Attraction doesn't = consent. You need an indicator that she's comfortable with being approached.

>>34415165
>Sissy hypno videos
Lol
I already gooned thinking about my old milf co-worker
Nite

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>>34415115
M

>>34415161
He's gay tho.

>>34415165
>Sissy hypno videos
Don't do it anon. Those are addictive af.

>>34415167
You've never even talked to a woman what would you know

i swear, the twinks always have the biggest dicks

>>34415171
Dw I don't even know what that is nor have the patience for that

>>34415129
I posted once but I'm not a namefag.

>>34415115
M
Takumi Fujiwara
Misato Katsuragi

>>34415172
I've been on a few dates. Did an ldr for a bit.

>>34415172
anon is a woman

>>34415177
>misato
anon you're the best.

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>>34415173
It's to maintain the equilibrium of the universe
>>34415177
Based Misato enjoyer

>>34414936
>What's your favorite threesome combination?
My favourite is FMF. My wife's is MFM

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>>34415178
mfw someone says they're in a "long distance relationship"

>>34415180
>>34415181
Unfun fact: Misato was my first waifu and now I'm older than her (and still single)

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>>34415115

>>34415178
Right

>>34415140
Vagina, not asshole.

>>34415187
Neither position is falsifiable, so what's the point?

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Women seem to respond better to me when I act my unashamedly autistic self and yap about retarded shit but I've noticed that some of them REALLY hate how I act and cause problems for me like at work.
I'm starting to remember why I ended up masking so hard in the first place.

>>34415165
Need sex with a Revy cosplayer

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>>34415185
RIP, misato is forever tho
I'll also be 29 next year...
>>34415190
>some of them REALLY hate how I act and cause problems for me like at work
Fuck the haters lol just focus on the people who are nice and like you. Some people are just miserable cunts for no reason
>>34415186
I wanna go to a Wendy's one day

>>34415190
so you're saying that you're received either really good or really bad?

>>34415158
Bigger than 8 inches.

>>34415175
You're right you aren't. You are some fuck up whose mother pays for his apartment and meanwhild spends most of it on video games. Who then proceeds to buy overly intellectual books, jerks off to how cool it is, then leave it on the shelf for a long time. Let's not forget how you are with religion, with you shitting on Christianity a lot because of Trump you most certainly are open minded... BUT oh wait I see you saying and doing a lot of racist and sexist shit but it doesn't matter because you said just kidding in the end. Then of course you shit on white middle class people because apparently being white and middle class is gay since they don't function in society. Well what have you done? You sit in your room all day. Don't invest in a degree you got because fuck college as bitches are better. You criticize everyone, but in fact you are everything you criticize, YOU FAT FUCKING GAY-ASS RETARDED LIBTARD S*YJAK TRANNY COMMUNIST LOSER!

>>34415084
Western culture?
What kind of weird ass question is this are you European or something? Assume everyone is an American online like we do. It's faster.

>>34415160
cigarettes

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>>34415196
>>34415195
Don't take the (rage) bait!

>>34415188
Her huge dildos go in both holes for hours every day. There's no competition for being that stretched out, not even shitting out seven kids will do the same damage to a pussy than hours long daily tugging and stretching for decades.

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>>34415195
>shitting on Christianity
>saying and doing a lot of racist and sexist shit
>shit on white middle class people
>don't get a degree because fuck college
>You criticize everyone
#literallyme icl

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>>34415194
his dick looked like a deformed yam

>>34415117
My mom introduced me to the last guy I dated. Idk what you mean by set schedule.
>>34415120
No
>>34415160
cigarette boyfriend. The cigar guy is just posturing people smoke cigars because they think it makes them look cool. It does not.

>>34415142
NTA, but is she even around?

> inb4 lurk moar

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>>34415193
Like I usually act my normal self around guys but with women it's harder for me because of bullying and family problems, but lately I've been extremely tired from life and I let the autism come out more often and it seems like people want to talk to me more when I'm like this.
One of my managers is a middle aged woman and she's been giving me more of an attitude and has told me to start acting like an adult (I'm 27) and said that "some people" have been bothered by my attitude lately which is weird because I've been more social than I have been in years.

>>34415196
Nta I was imagining you were wearing a beer garden outfit when I first read that lol

is this an unpopular opinion?
i feel like there's a point where dicks get so big that they're kind of gross

>>34415202
the monster can schizo isn't Sarge

Anyone else have AI fatigue? It's starting to effect me. I've heard some bright people spew verbal diarrhea and have halved their IQ for months now

>>34415117
I met my exes
>at a tennis club
>my college friend's sister
>at a bar
There was no "set schedule" for anything (though I went to the first's prom before we dated), we just hung out and got closer
I tried apps once and went on a few dates but they didn't go anywhere

>>34415209
there is, at some point they start to look like deformations

>>34415209
Not if it is carried by Chad, lmao.

>>34415207
i mean, your behavior can't be that "disruptive" or anything, right? maybe they're just being pissy about it just because

>>34415203
>My mom introduced me to the last guy I dated.
NTA. How?

>>34415210
who? he posted his dick. it was ugly af.

>>34415212
yeah actually, which surprised me because I was pretty neutral about it for a long time.

>>34415215
You love Chad

>>34415212
Absolutely, yes. But sadly we're stuck with it for the rest of our lives.

>>34415218
>he posted his dick
When and where?

>>34415214
^ this

>>34415215
you just want something in that bussy

>>34415212
I’m not confronted by it often enough to be truly fatigued, but I have pretty much nothing but disdain for cyborgs.

>>34415192
>I wanna go to a Wendy's one day
you haven't been?

>>34415208
You mean like a dirndl?
>>34415217
They work together.
I don't think she even did it intentionally she just noticed that we were similar and was trying to make me make friends. Gave him my number after I met him a couple times when I went to visit her at her job.

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>>34415220
>>34415223

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>>34415212
*to affect me
I've always attested that there is an inversely proportional relationship between machine and human intelligence (which the general populace doesn't have much of to begin with)
>>34415225
Nope

hey there anon, i see you've submitted your face to ai companies! with the data i amassed, i can say that with the most advanced ai detection software that you are 75% gay. that's actually the low estimate! you heard that right anon, you are gay. if you are single, get ready to explore a relationship with another man! have a good day.

>>34415115
Muku is the Agnes tachyon of anime girls.

>>34415229
NTA, I always get the Baconator or Chilli.
Fries have gotten worse over the years.. but still good (enough).

>>34415230
WTF I always knew I was gay

>>34415225
If I do ever go though (probably not for years because I never go out), what do you recommend I order lol

>>34415209
>>34415214
>>34415223
>i feel like there's a point where dicks get so big that they're kind of gross
>at some point they start to look like deformations
>this
Damn, ladies...

>>34415200
>huge dildos
>complains about normal sized dicks being too big
confusedanimegirl.png

>>34415226
>You mean like a dirndl
Yes! Always wondered what those were called

>>34415235
That's what they all say, until they reached maximum sploooosh!

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>>34415235
have you ever seen pics of like 9 inch dicks? they look like birth defects, some genetic disorder, probably elephantiasis, absolutely nothing hot about that at all

>>34415236
She herself has explained multiple times that she can take huge dildos but bottoms out with real dick because she's not the one in control. Come on, she has a couple of bad dragon and dog knot toys and has broken dildos anon.

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>>34415232
Thanks for the recs lol, they both sound peng
>>34415226
I remember one of my co-workers almost tried to set me up with her granddaughter once
Truth is though I was much more attracted to my co-worker
>>34415240
Must be awkward to do a three legged race with this guy
Also no wonder he didn't bother buying full pants and just stuck with shorts

>>34415235
Makes perfect sense to me.
Once it's too big to be useful all appeal disappears. Penises are not aesthetically pleasing they're like weird deep sea creatures that instinct tells me to put in my mouth.

>>34415243
>but bottoms out with real dick because she's not the one in control.
NTA. Does she refuse to bounce on it?

I like to imagine the song Candy Says by the Velvet Underground isn't about a tranny so I can listen to it when I want peace while hating myself

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>>34415201
This is you

guys I need advice
my brother is bringing some lil nigga (literally black) in the house
they laugh downstairs in the basement all night
my brother never brings people ever
weird as shit
i've always known he might be gay although he'd never tell me but this is sketchy as fuck
the thing is my brother is sweet as fuck and so gullible i'm worried he's getting manipulated or taken advantage of
he said the guy doesn't have a home and needs somewhere to sleep
i'm not trusting a black and broke in our house

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>>34415248

>>34415248
I'm an orange? Yum

>>34415237
I'm glad I supplied you with a fun fact lol. I forget why I know that. I must have looked it up when I was researching swiss waists or something.

>>34415249
Eh this is a bit raycis
Maybe they're just friends
Keep your shit locked anyway tho

>>34415245
heheh...

>>34415249
you can'g protect people from themselves, if you make a fuss about it, he'll screech and call you racist and homophobic and you'll get cancelled and he'll lean into it harder to stand his ground and he'll just start meeting the guy in a more shady place like his drug dealers bedroom or so
you can't win with people on a self destruction mission

>>34415170
>He's gay tho
He's bi. But why does that matter in this context?

>>34415249
Im Imagining seeing a random black in my kitchen at night I would scream a big scream

>>34415249
Whitebois need bbc. At least he's getting it where he's safe, instead of toe tapping in a park bathroom or something.

>>34415257
go be faggot somewhere else, gayboi

>>34415249
They are fucking. Sorry to say it like this. Giggling in the room at night? At least your gay bro is masculine yeah?

>>34415258
>motive
I sew. Modern "corset belts" that are affordable are mostly pleather and the back half is just a 5 inch wide ugly elastic band so that search term wasn't working for me. I pivoted into "what the heck is that thing mary poppins is wearing called" because that was what I was actually looking for and wanted to know how to construct one.

>>34415258
Ever heard of intersectionality?

>>34415262
I'm straight. What's your problem?

>>34415234
a burger, a frosty, and some iced tea. the iced tea there is really good. you could also get some fries to go with the frosty, i think people like mixing them

>>34415261
Yeah sure, while you're over there being a man about how not gay it is to hang out with me, some guy in a car-wreck just had his life saved because he had some friends around him.

Moids are so weird.

>>34415264
NTA. You should do sexy cosplays!

>>34415258
https://youtu.be/wRD2lTD8J-s?si=5oGMch9ifcZyZAf9

It's 15 seconds in please just trust me

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>>34415115
M currently i have an extinction-level crush on maomao from apothecary diaries its real bad

>>34415271
What'd we do?

>>34415271
what happened?

shatGPT

>>34415272
No.
If I'm putting 60 hours of work into something it's for MY enjoyment. You want that you pay me accordingly for both my sewing and modeling.

>>34415271
What'd I do

Women:
Does the method of a guy approaching you change your response?
Do you think you'd fuck a guy if he flirted you IRL that you would have ignored if he added you on Insta and slid in the DMs?

>>34415263
>At least your gay bro is masculine yeah?
Bruh, yjk he's the bottom

>>34415271
Fair

>>34415271
Foid, had you had a wake-up call that the moids who are in front of their computer all day aren't as bad as they seem, you probably wouldn't be miserable about being single. But of course we got to force the horrorifying narrative of a white lonely guy wants to commit acts of violence because he is in the closet type of shit because of hard pressed conservative society. Jesus Christ, when will you just see men who are socially awkward are like that because throughout their life they never knew when and how to talk back, because if they did they got arrested. Their loose-self isn't gay, it's reckless to where it could get them arrested for challenging authority.

>>34415282
no, lol

>>34415276
>>34415277
I just... I don't know.
I can't tell what is happening, and who is talking to who about who(else)? And why everyone is angry about some penis thing?
Is it bants or whatever it is called?

9 times out of 10, the outcome is the same.

Women can't help but be intimidated by my feminine nurturing energy.

>>34415288
Stop throwing the loaded dice

>>34415288
My ingrown pube popped and a lot of gunk came out.

>>34415280
I didn't mean for us. You could charge for pics at conventions or go the patreon route.

>Meant to meet up with friend
>I'm busy in the day so can only do evening but she has to travel in to meet me so she can't do evenings
>Sucks but whatever
>She tells me "Well you could have just moved your schedule around but I'm not gonna be mad"
>Two weeks back she got super pissy after I said I might not be able to do something with her and then wasn't able to do it, like I said
>Last week she got upset because she thought I was giving her mixed signals and was leading her on to feed my ego even though I've only ever viewed her platonically
Has anyone else ever had a friendship that's tried the limits of your patience? How did you handle it?

>>34415288
lmfao, meant for >>34415282

>>34415285
Adding on to that. A lot of moids are afraid of authority. Authority pushes down on them tell them not to follow their dreams, you're supposed to be a slave to the system working 9-5, that women are not something destined to be desired but that slavery imposed on you is better, and least not forget the dickwad whom everyone likes with a 4.0 GPA who mocks you every day for being an idiot. It's world femanon, that you are a loser and you have to suck-up to being a loser, because if you don't you die with the electric chair.

>>34415275
I keep seeing clips of this on YouTube. Is it worth watching?
>>34415282
>Do you think you'd fuck a guy if he flirted you IRL that you would have ignored if he added you on Insta and slid in the DMs?
100%
But I'm old, and never liked the apps. I would ignore literally anyone that DMed me that found me on the app instead of meeting me in person first.

>>34415293
nta but
>moid doesn't understand the concept of just doing something for yourself and not to profit off of it other than enjoying it in private

>>34415287
There's like 3 or 4 different convos in here and they're all equally uninteresting I'm not quite following any of them either

>>34415287
Are you new to the thread? We're just making fun of Sarge.

>>34415291
what dice? you got one?

>>34415292
eugh

>>34415115
M
Mob from Mob Psycho 100 before he gains confidence at the end of the series is LITERALLY me. Love that little psychic boy.

>>34415294
friendship, lol

where's my "I hate women" anon at? i miss him

>>34415298
We don't profit from our hobbies, lol.

>>34415305
he offed himself

>>34415301
yes :/
I will just be quiet and lurk...

>>34415297
yes i was surprised by how good it was. also s3 confirmed

the lowliest cuckworms have the biggest egos

>>34415307
proof

>>34415293
That sounds awful though.
Maybe if I was interested in going to cons in the first place but this just seems like a huge waste of my time and I can make money some other way.

>>34415243
Anyone can "take" huge dildos, doesn't make it comfortable or enjoyable or safe. Nor is it something I do with any sort of frequency. If you want to jerk off to your imagination about my pussy, do it, I can't stop you. But know the difference between your fantasies and reality.
>>34415246
I squat on his dick, but I can't just flop around on it without being careful.

>>34415306
lol

>>34415305
Probably getting pegged LMAO

>>34415304
You can make friends too if you really try, anon

Women thoughts on blue eyed moids

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>>34415296
I've learned to walk away from it all with indifference comforting within the skin I have through what life throws at me: homelessness, mental institutions, neetdom, you name it I can get through it all. And I get through it with peacefulness.

>>34415307
God I hope so

>>34415313
Why are you awake? Go to bed.>>34415317

>>34415298
>Omg you can draw? You should draw me!