>>62126991
oil baggots how are we feeling?

>4/20 Monday
>Hitler’s Birthday
jews are rug pulling
red open on Monday

>TRIPS
>WE
>DIPS

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Good week of trading lads. Heading off with the missus for the weekend down in the Cotswolds. Proper little getaway sorted.Take it easy, yeah? Laters.

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> futures

>>62126996
What’s this cope? Iran and the US are gonna sign a boring peace deal this weekend that will end direct hostilities.
Markets are gonna skyrocket on Monday as people will be looking forward to more positive news, such as
>Claude Mythos
>SpaceX IPO
>Venezuelan oil investments
The war will be forgotten in two months.
Do you see anyone talking about Gaza anymore? Exactly.

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Which broker you fellas use?

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>>62126993

>>62127008
Fidelity for the boring workplace/consolidated shit
Robinhood for the gamba and the credit card.
Don't need anything else.

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Dated Brent, which is actual physical oil.

Hormuz is still not open so why is physical crashing?
Why bid on cargoes if you think it will be cheaper tomorrow?

Clearly buyers and refineries are not panicans and they can afford to wait a little bit.

>>62127008
anyone will do, they all just make you broker

>>62127018
occams razor mr coping bear
the war is OVER
deal with it

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This is a vision of your future.

Next week - Hawkish Tump, destroyer of worlds returns after Iran rebukes his statements on their total capitulation and uranium handover. Oil begins to rise, stocks selloff.

Last week of April - Oil tops at $130, SPY bottoms at 640.

May - A real actual peace is agreed and we fucking moon to 8,000 and beyond.

>>62126991
top signal

>>62127018
>Hormuz is still not open so why is physical crashing?
Other sources are delivering

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>>62126991
Next week on /smg/
Please look forward to it

>>62127018
Oil really isn’t as scarce as the media wants you to believe

>>62126993
oil is going to $0

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Uhhh how come people can't read between the lines?

This war is over, why are people still thinking it going on?

>>62127028
some big names there. let's see how they do.

>>62127028
>Tesla
>Intel
>RTX
lfg

>>62127018
I like how today's newsflow just come right in time for the April 21st futures rollover

>>62127039
I think we have to wait till next week to see

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>>62126999
You'll see, you'll all see!

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White Woman Surrounded!

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nat gas closed up today while the rest of the energy complex was bleeding ina ditch
speculators most short and commercials most long since march 2020
watch for a breakout

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so you bought kmb right? at least a couple calls?

Someone redpill me on FRMI

>>62127028
oh look a bunch of shit that will pump pre earnings and dump after like clockwork every time then ai will generate an explanation other than the exact same bs market mechanic every time

>>62127028
Wow, a bunch of dog shit that will dump on bearish pre earnings and then vee back up the next day.

>>62127008
Fidelity is my primary broker but I'm actively working out a full move to m1, waiting on m1 to confirm if they are adding two equities and as soon as they do I'm switching my taxable over

The duality of /smg/

>>62127028
I hope servis first dumps hard, those guys are fags

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>>62127059
Its lame and gay unlike GRRR

>>62127028
>TSLA
i feel like the guidance is gonna hurt bad. unless they're going full fraudmode before spaceX which i have no idea why they wouldn't at this point

I FEEL CHEATED NOTHING HAS CHANGED
>Iran has told mediators it will continue to limit the number of ships allowed to cross the Strait of Hormuz and charge tolls for the remaining period of the cease-fire, officials familiar with the matter said. Vessels that pass through the waterway will need to coordinate with the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. The IRGC would still be able to block ships that belong to countries Iran deems hostile and is still insisting on a new management system for the strait after a final deal is reached with the U.S. that would allow Tehran to collect tolls, they said.
>Iran Rejects Claim It Would Transfer Enriched Uranium to US
>Trump: ‘Don’t Think There’s Too Many Significant Differences’ With Iran

>>62127004
what watching too much bilibili does to a man...

>>62127036
The war isn't over by a long shot. It's clear if you actually know anything about the players involved.
>Iran
The IRGC calls the shots there at the moment, and their leadership will happily die and see everyone else in Iran die too before kneeling before the US. These people are religious fanatics and will fight to the death.
>USA
Basically a one-man-show led by Trump, who HATES Iran for overthrowing the US-backed Shah and has wanted to see them humbled for a very long time. It's important to note here that even if Trump wanted to sign a deal that's similar in essence to the JCPOA, he couldn't because of years and years of hardline rhetoric, both by himself and the Republican party. It would be political suicide for him to give Iran the major concessions needed to make a deal work.
>Israel
Basically evil: the country. They like blood, a lot, and have a lot of influence over the US and Trump. They will fight a peace deal that lets Iran have some nuclear capacity tooth and nail.

In short, the nations and personalities involved here make a deal very, very unlikely.

>>62127018
Intertemporal arbitrage (i.e. hoarders selling and buyers holding off on buying)

>>62127079
You're forgetting Big Red China homedawg

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Strait is still closed
COMPLETE AND UTTER TRUMP AND MAGA HUMILIATION
The only win you've had in 6 weeks is massive institutional market fraud and mass media fake news manipulation, while the country is falling to pieces around you

>>62127075
something changed: price went up!!!

>>62127086
the "war with iran" fud already happened last year
it's over dude, the war is over
this isn't about Trump anyways

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>>62127079
>Israel
>Basically evil: the country.
So, how long until one of their mossad cover agent acting as a high ranking IRGC cell operative start firing missiles on Gulf countries as a flaseflag?
I need to place my money accordingly, not too soon, and not too late. Just at the right moment.

>>62127075
>Iran has told mediators it will continue to limit the number of ships allowed to cross the Strait of Hormuz and charge tolls for the remaining period of the cease-fire
lul wtf is this crap you keep spamming? Iran is cucked. they can't do anything. if they try and send or receiving anything from the strait they'll be destroyed. america has ships and air support remotely locking the down strait. Iran has zero control of the strait

Wait the crude oil??

>>62127093
Thursday

>>62127093
the war is over because iran will forgive israel for committing every war crime under the sun to iranian citizens and totally let them get away with it

>>62127095
being diluted with environmentally friendly and renewable whale oil

>>62127079
>The war isn't over by a long shot. It's clear if you actually know anything about the players involved
Very true. The rest of your post shows you basically know nothing, though. Holy shit it's like amazing how little of anything you are aware of.

If all the risk disappeared and the dollar is strong, why are precious metals pumping alongside equities?

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Weekly wrap up

>>62127107
lmao

>>62127101
>no rebuttal

The Strait of Hormuz is open. You might disagree. You might even have some evidence to the contrary.
But you have to ask yourself: is this really worth losing my job over?
The Strait of Hormuz is open.

I have $20,000 to invest what do I invest in?

/biz/ should have an /Iran/ general like /GME/ general. this will let people talk about it for years after the rest of us moved on.

>its about to escalate
>evil shorts are suppressing the price
>MOASS soon brothers
>two more weeks

its the same lol.

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>>62127114
Breddy gudd, replace job witb port and its 10/10

I think next week bears will get to cum a little.

Fuck me for supporting Iran absolute cucked of a country

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White Woman Think They Are Smart, But Really They Just Do Nothing!

>>62127119
there is one on /pol/ called /pig/
bobos should go there instead of flooding /smg/ with their cope
it's getting annoying

>>62127107
That candle would actually make sense

>>62127118
oil companies and oil barrels.
TAKE PHYSICAL DELIVERY OF THE OIL

>>62127127
And then I drive around in a van and deliver oil to people?

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>>62126991
i was going to sell bear credits spreads at close today but i went skiing all day instead :/

>>62127124
I can explain the oil movement with eschatology.
The religious fundamentalist extremists in charge of israel and united states aren't allowing the oil to rise because it would turn the public against the war, first they need boots on the ground so the war cannot be stopped. Once that has happened yahweh is pleased with them, then the jews will buy the oil and let the goyim deal in the real world.

>>62127024
>i missed the dip but if i get a second chance i will buy it and then make money this time

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>>62127118
Yourself.

But in all seriousness GRRR is at the end of its 14 month descending wedge pattern and is about to break out into its next Elliot Wave, price target $60 peak and will bottom out between $25 - $30 before the next wave past $100 probably 18 months time.

I'm in bigly, 11,000 shares and will soon be a gorillionaire.

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>female colleague who is always broke said she needs to start investing for retirement
I said nothing. I know nothing.

>>62127131
they won't be able to give you the oil at that price because they don't have it so they'll settle in cash.

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FIG and ADBE didn't like this news

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>>62127024
this is what happens

>>62127135
I actually made 30% buying the dip and selling everything but GRRR today :)

I now have a good amount of cash for the next dip, pools actually still closed.

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Quant has spoken my long shall again open

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none of your doomer fantasies will ever happen
On a deeper level even you know this

>>62127153
no one cares about the sand war anymore
time to move on bobo

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Even talking heads on CNBC are dumbfounded by this move.
We have gone from oversold to overbought.
The only rational explanation is the market makers are just trying to fuck retail traders and anyone that trades off of technical levels.
I'm not buying SPY puts anymore.
I'm just gonna go back to trading small caps and large caps that are oversold like software stocks.
They will do absolutely anything to keep the market pumped just so Trump can say "The market is at all time highs!"

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Shiller P/E ratio above 40 again

I’ve been trading 50pt wide OTM call spreads on SPX options dated 5-7 days out. While keeping a far OTM put spread open for June. Its already paid for the insurance and then some. In fact its worked so well it’ll probably crab all week and kill me

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>>62127158
I'll keep scalping oil in this fake and gay market

>early 1980s
why would i touch the stock market? that's retarded.
>now
why aren't you max long? are you retarded?

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>>62127143
>FIG market cap now half the value of the original ADBE buyout
Thanks Lina, very cool.

>>62127167
You think market won't rally again next week and wipe you out?

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>>62127136
I’ll look into it. Thanks.

>>62127165
Its crazy because I have complete tunnel vision on Tesla shorts when this happens

What's your price target for AMD till eoy?

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>- Head of Iran's National Security Commission Ebrahim Azizi:

>"The time has come to comply with the new Maritime Regime of the Strait of Hormuz.
>These regulations are determined by Iran, not by social media posts!

>Under this new system, only commercial vessels with authorization from the IRGC Navy are permitted to navigate through designated routes after paying the required tolls.

>If the U.S. attempts to create any disturbance for Iranian ships, this situation can easily be changed."

literally nothing has changed. trump just pumping the market like crazy. im waiting on Israel to strike, you know god damn well they don't take orders from their slaves.

>>62127173
I’m winning as long as it rallies because I’m long delta with the shorter dated call spreads.

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DOW is on track for 60k by EOY

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>>62127178
maybe $300-350 depending how earnings go.

AMD said they will make $20 a share in 3-5 years. if they do that x 30 multiple is $600. 35x is $700. thats my take on AMD.

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You're an idiot if you didn't buy oil calls today. Yes, I mean you specifically.

>>62127178
Either 500 or 150

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>>62127024
kek picrelated is what's going to happen
only green from here
there's going to be an unprecedented debt creation binge

>>62127178
$1000

>>62127199
Yeah we have to destroy our currency to make America great once again

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>>62127136
GRRR doesn't look good to me, but I should thank you for pointing me towards david computer.

>>62127202
unironically
golden age of golden ages

>>62127136
So what about the other 7 times it made a similar move and went down even more?

blompfenstein will win the midterms

>>62127220
SPY is gonna be 900 by midterms isn’t it

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The market does a V bottom and reverses to the top but they will never do a V at the top and go back down.
It will crab in the same spot for 3-5 days before they go down.

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Btw, they have to stop manipulating the stock market or else there will be a civil war soon. The goyim won't accept these conditions for much longer while the Fed-Treasury-banking complex continues to economically rape those of us living in the real world, all so they can provide welfare for the big nosed oligarchs.

>>62127205
The range was too wide, its now contracted after coiling. Classic descending wedge and starting to pick up momentum and chatter on fintwit as well as Reddit, retail will pump this one hard I'm just letting you know early, I've been in and out since 2024 and the company has gone from strength to strength.

Expect an Nvidia investment in their SBV's for Asian data centres through Gorilla Finance once the Shackleton acquisition has gone through which was recently approved by UK regulators. Will go parabolic very quickly now that this range has been broken.

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>>62127176
You are way too rich for /smg/

>>62127231
>The goyim won't accept these conditions for much longer
PFTHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

>>62127223
my meme TA of incredible accuracy sees the SPX...
>opens tradingview
...nearing 8100pts late January 2027

>>62127231
you
wont
do
shit
!

>>62127183
Why only 60k and not 6 gorillion, goy?

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where did /bant/ smg go? i was asleep a few hours. someone needs to bake me a thread.
>>62127165
so what babe? that's backwards looking. are you gonna spend another bull leg complaining and sitting in schd? stop being stubborn my love, it's time you make some changes.

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None of the issues that were making the market crab and behave shitty since november are fixed but now that the unrelated self-inflicted issue has been "fixed" suddenly we're making all time highs

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>>62127231
>or else there will be a civil war soon
lmao like you'll do shit
you won't be fighting and so won't anybody else
>inb4 well i'm already le rich
gfy buddy with your civil war shit
you'd be pissing your pants like the preppers did during the rona
picrelated will be you but with a sissysoy physiognomy without meme guns
don't even reply to me
yes i'm off my meds and a can of monster deep (not in anus)

>>62127246
We love you babe and want you here

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>>62127203
No worries my smigger, I solded the 100 DAVE shares that I had accumulated at $180 today at $252 before close as I think I can get back in closer to $200 before the next run up to new highs after earnings start of May. What is your average for DAVE?

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>>62127237
>PFTHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!
this unironically absofucking lutely wtf basefd basefd basefd
let the goyim deal in the real world kekekekekekekekekekekeke

>keep on dealing in the real world
>keep on dealing in the real world
somebody edit this into the song with AI do it now ffs

>>62127234
Interesting. I’ll take a look. Thanks.

>>62127235
Yeah but it took me over 20 years to get there so it doesn’t count.

First peace deal shouldn’t hold! That is not what is supposed to happen! I feel like it’s only happening so that I can’t buy the dip. It’s happening to me.

Why though? I’m not especially sinful

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>>62127246
>>62127249
IM NOT YOUR BABE
IM NOT YOUR BABE
IM NOT YOUR BABE
IM NOT YOUR BABE

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>>62127249
this place is not suitable to my special needs.

>>62127250
190. I'm going to do the same thing basically. Sell soon and look for a buy back when the volatility takes it down again.

>>62127250
i'm afraid i can not tell you this

SPY never goes down.
Small caps never go up.
Totally shit market as usual.

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Isn't Monday going to be blood bath?

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>>62127237
>>62127242
>>62127248
>>62127253
There have been three attempts on Sam Altman's life in the last week, and now shook long nose oligarchs are spewing FUD about UBI in just two more weeks, trust da plan. "K-shaped economy" is code for goy financial oppression, and it won't be allowed for much longer. Just letting you know.

>>62127264
because of a tweet?

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>>62127231
this is cope puts bro. but i have been thinking about this exact thing for over a year now and it is exactly where this leads. this country couldn't go without a real estate bubble for less than two decades. insane. SPX could quite easily go to 10,000 by september. this is the real world.

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>>62127264
NICE TRY FBI

My only complaint is that I didn't buy more. But more seriously I'm skeptical now because /smg/ is being bullish and the situation is still not resolved clearly.

>>62127264
we've had radio of the usn turning around Iranian ships for days now. old news. agreement is reached or Iran remains cucked.

>>62127269
No because of naval radio communication

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What the fuck is going on? I keep reading that the war is over and the strait is open, then it's not, then it is, then it's not, what the fuck is happening

>>62127147
>>62127024
in reality this niggershit will probably crab around 7000 to work off the overbought then pump straight up to 900

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cheers to our boy who made everyone bank.

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>>62127257
who is then? why are you doing this? i don't think babe sells options anyways and i don't think she would say a thing like that.

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soon

>>62127269
>>62127275
>>62127277


You wut mate?

https://files.catbox.moe/qe1yoe.mp4

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People keep saying that this is all just to get more forces in place for an invasion. I’m a deluding myself by believing this? I envision a dip. A glorious dip. Is it all just a mirage?

What about Cuba? Would an attack on Cuba cause some sort of a dip? Cuba is obviously irrelevant but it’s at least some kind of world instability.

>>62127277
>USN
>Iranian ships
Neither are shown in that post

>>62127266
Meaningless stuff. We can’t go back to a world without AI anymore

>>62127289
i hate the antichrist

>>62127266
>Just letting you know.
pls don't affix "just letting you know" to vague bullshit which isn't letting anyone know anything useful, ty

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>>62127289
Attacking Cuba is double not worth caring about because it wouldn't effect markets and it also is no longer happening

Real world status?

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>>62127299
B-but…
>https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2045267596841247215?s=46

>>62127289
cuba? no. iran? yes. the question is how long will the "ceasefire" last. last time it was 10 months; anyone who can't see global banker war 3 has gone hot by now is probably mentally handicapped.
>>62127300
goofy

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>>62127300
undealt with!

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>>62127272
>>62127292
>>62127295
>>62127300
The goyim living in the real world are starting to resort to actual violence against the oligarchs. In additions to the attempts targeting Sam Altman, there have also been multiple goyim burning down warehouses and causing billions of dollars of damage. The stock market rocketing upward while everyone else is forced to deal with fuel shortages and hyperinflation will cause actual pogroms in the United States. This is a fact. Extreme financial manipulation to benefit the long nose oligarch class while everyone else gets thrown under the bus will cause violence to boil over. They need to stop the market manipulation for their own good, but they won't.

AI is fucking garbage.
Nvidia is fucking garbage.
It's been 3 years and I haven't seen 1 change in the world besides ChatGPT, Gemini, and Grok apps for cell phones.
Somebody explain to me where there are real world applications of AI because I don't see any.

>>62127289
Why would the US directly attack Cuba? That would lead to millions of undocumented Cubans flooding into Florida. There would be no real way of stopping them.

>>62127302
Actions > Words

>>62127310
I guess you never browse /gif/

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>>62127300
>REAL WORLD'S GOT ANOTHER WEEK COMING UP TO DEALIN' WITHINnnnnnnnn
>FOR YOUuuuuuuuuu

>YOU SHOULD'VE BOUGHTED THE DIP
>THE DIP
>THE DIP
>THE DIP last weeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeek

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>>62126999
Please god... I need new positions.

i'm such a lyrical gangster

>>62127312
You assume they would want to keep such natural conservatives out. Besides the Cuban regime would fall in like 2 weeks. There wouldn’t be that many refugees

>>62127319
kek

>>62127313
>you: *two weeks before the iran war*

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>>62124268
>you should have a clear goal that's not just "more"
What is your clear goal anon?

>The goyim living in the real world are starting to resort to
PFTAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>62127127
When i was a kid in the 80's I thought they actually came in big steel barrels. I always thought, man, thats a lot of barrels they had to make. Kinda nice you get a free steel barrel with your oil.

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>>62127300
No such thing

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>Think I am in a clown market
>start to realize I was the clown in the market all along

tomorrow a deal will be reached and we hit green on Monday. We will hit hit green Tuesday. We will hit green everyday until we get mass media attention and normies get involved to break the record and that’s when we start to dump. The Jews will dump on every man woman and child that deals with the real world.

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anyone buying Chipotle?

>>62127329
It was really dumb for me to say that when he had actions against Iran less then a year before this war

>>62127332
and all the barrels were called "gulf" for whatever reason

>>62127336
Nah it always gives me the shits. But it is tasty.

>>62127336
Yeah I'll have a burrito bowl please with extra guac hold the cheese

>>62127335
>and that’s when we start to dump
that's probably the only thing not coming to fruition

>>62127118
Save up for a house or condo.
Or lose it all on some smart trade that doesn't pan out.
Or put it in QQQ and SPY and wait 50 years.
Or put it into MSTU on October 5th, 2026.

>>62127305
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE HYPERINFLATION. FINANCIAL REPRESSION.
>>62127310
have you used it for financial analysis? it's a pretty incredible productivity boost. not that the capex isn't a bubble because it clearly is but it will be around for a long time and be a huge benefit for quality of life in general. i was a huge skeptic a couple months ago.
>>62127335
based. PDT rule ends june though so it will stop before then, probably will coincide with spacex/anthropic/openAI IPOs.

>>62127335
Nonsensical post

>>62127305
>The goyim living in the real world are starting to resort to actual violence against the oligarchs.
ARG LARP
>firebolt
firebolt>firebolt
firebolt>firebolt
firebolt

I bought BX leaps today AM I FUCKED?

>>62127335
Things will turn over the weekend for the worst, and Iran will get bombed even harder. On Sunday night a historic peace deal will once again be reached to extend the cease fire for 2 more weeks.

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>>62127305
>They need to stop the market manipulation for their own good
they'll just m0ve, nigga
and the civilians will rip each other's throats out

what do you think the point of globalism is? they can move, they have no vested interest in the conutry, unlike (You)
this is a big difference since even 100 years ago which people never seem to take into account in their revolutionary fantasies
the faggots in suits have no reason to fear violence anymore, for the most part

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sometimes the SeekingAlpha comments are legit funny. here's this guys comment on Meta layoffs lol.

>>62127347
>Madison Air Solutions surged 18% in its IPO on Thursday after raising $2.23 billion, pulling off the largest U.S. industrial IPO in nearly three decades.

>>62127347
I have invested in a investment fund that owns some spacex and openai. Should I invest more in anticipation for them going public or are they all overvalued and will dip immediately? Can’t imagine spacex is worth what they’re saying

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>>62127339
Yup

>>62127350
no

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>>62123071

>>62127355
Why not? There’s no real hedge against private AI companies anyway

>>62127355
i dunno. probably yes to dump on baggies

>>62127357
Thank you jesus.

>>62127355
>>62127363
>>62127362
no retail investor will ever let go of their beloved spess axe shares ever under no circumstances
trading will be paperthin
will do x100 in one year
but nobody will sell
only 5 shares traded per day
you read it here first

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>>62127347
>>62127349
>>62127352
Trends in human behavior tend to exist in log space, i.e. they tend to explode exponentially. The warehouse fires and attacks on Sam Altman's house are like the first few isolated cases of covid before it turned into a proper shitstorm. If the market keeps pumping while the fuel situation gets worse, they will explode into rights, and then possibly armed fighting.

>>62127373
Given tho covid riots market that it bullish.

>>62127373
*explode into riots

>>62127313
he already did iran and venezuela, what more fucking proof do you want?

>>62127373
the extremists will be hunted down by PLTR computer

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i'm telling you, gang...

the world will be so fucking drunk on paper gains and winning and partying and doing drugs and winning some more and partying and paper gains and lower interest rates and lower mortgage rates and car loans and vacations and more vacations and disney cruises and boomers finally dying and leaving a little inheritance for them and gta 6 and gta 6 and gta 6 and niggerball and baseball and hockey and basketball americans and kid rock and limp bizkit and ath after ath after ath after ath after ath

ok what i'm getting at

>THE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENED
THE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENED
>THE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENED
THE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENED
>THE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENED
THE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENED
>THE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENED
THE GOOSE IS BEING FATTENED

protip: you're the goose

>>62127373
Tell that nigga Powell to lower the interest rates so they can get jobs

>>62127381
Hell yeah, fatten me up bro

>>62127336
Yes I had it for lunch

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>>62127373
that's nice and all but please consult picrelated

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>>62127381
what if I hit sell

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>futures

>>62127391
then tomorrow your cash will be worth less than today
YOU DON'T WANT THAT DO YOU !?!?!?!?!


thought so

>>62127381
This post is irrefutable

>>62127362
>>62127363
>>62127368
Alright might as well then. Especially since most of the rest it owns is Klarna which i believe will keep going up for a while now

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>>62127388
checked.

The strait appears not to have opened due to a timezone miscommunication complication, so it will open

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>>62127388

>>62127388
checkd

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>>62127395
Then I’ll hack into the market mainframe, sell the top and short with maximum leverage!

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SOXL chads where you at?

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>>62127394
saved
pure suicide fuel

picrelated is what they deemed as adequate to what they thought the goyim would deserve

oh ho h oh oho ho ho holy fucking shit i got chills from the sheer darkness and despair of my own post

>>62127410
I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE

>>62127394
>>62127410
gayest most retarded thing ive ever seen in my entire life, get a grip

>>62127416
i can see you crying and seething in loneliness through your post alone

>>62127409
here bro!

i posted our boy here >>62127282

So the strait didn't actually open after all

Yeah it did

>>62127407
k

keep us posted

>>62127417
right me. not the guy wishing for the pedophilic vtuber anime girl friend daughter
your words do nothing to me
>>62127418
fuck yes brother feels good to be right

Some say its open
Some say it was never closed
Some still say there was never a strait at all...

>>62127419
but y oil futures go down by 33% doe

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Is there something weird going on in the market?
Because I have been insatiably horny lately.

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Me looking for nuggets of gold in this cesspit.

GIMME YOUR FAVE TICKERS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>62127434
Games Workshop

>>62127434
Im leveraged into BX and I am terrified.

>>62127434
BMPS

besides the financial aspect it's just really cool to own part of the world's oldest bank

>>62127373
completely agree and i believe those in power are willing to go there to stay in power. but those are just stupid headlines that don't affect corporate profits yet. i don't think we've approached the threshold of where societal turbulence begins to cause problems and the market is really good at looking through that shit.
>>62127434
TKR RGR WFG DTM

babygirl, i love you with all my heart, you're my dream and all i want. i dunno what made you so upset with me but it's the worst feeling knowing you are. i'll take care of you and make you happy, it's really that simple, all you have to do is let me love you.

>>62127438
Why though? Because of the fed comments on private credit lately?

>>62127434
depends what you want

blue chips? BX, V, PEP, PG are all down

chips? all the names you know

private credit rebound? ARES, KKR, OWL, APO

random gamble? BULL

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Remember: all trends of human behavior exist in log space. Things are right and truly fucked, even if they try to hide it with market manipulation. This is the first of many bankruptcies, but no amount of printed monopoly money will be able to synthesize more hydrocarbons so they can return to normal operations.

>>62127434
food stocks have been wrecked if you believe in those.

>>62127394
Who the hell makes all these? Is this what trillions in AI spend was for?

>>62127448
theyre just going to have their assets purchased by one of the big boys. their planes are already getting stored at victorville airport
this is not an investable event unfortunately

good photo for discussion but what you typed is stupid though

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>>62127448

>>62127437
I solded my GW prematurely, the spike once the WH40K Prime show comes out will be biblical, I'll try and re-enter next time the UK economy crashes, maybe May when Starmer is ousted.

For being such a good sport, have a ticker AT Ashtead Technology, UK based global provider of offshore oil & wind & other renewables equipment supplier, silly cheap.

>>62127438
Yeah its not looking too good 4 u pal.

>>62127439
That is cool and it has just been on a tear since 2023 very interdasting.

>>62127440
Will investigate.

>>62127447
I like Owl's big fat dividend and limited downsides at these prices :)

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had some jamboy seething at me at the airport because he tried to cut my wife and baby off getting into the elevator, so i just stepped in front and blocked him kek

>>62127454
btw, is this from GTA 5?
if not where is it from?

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>>62127451
>Is this what trillions in AI spend was for?
Yes

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>>62127450
I think in the post-peptide legalisation future, we won't need to eat anymore, bearish for food. I will be shorting McDicks next week.

>>62127455
yeah im not a private credit doomer. credit is senior to equity. i have been buying.

>>62127455
yes. and on may 22 a dividend of like 10% of the stock price. I've been swingtrading it since a bit more than a year. can recommend

>>62127460
my bad, i meant stuff like GIS, KHC, CAG, SJM. i am not buying those but they have been destroyed. someone could make money there maybe. no worries!

I couldn't buy CRUDE OIL today so I hope I can buy on Monday. It's too bad we can't buy on the weekends like Jews

>>62127445
Because I should have waited post earnings.

arent airline company hardships literally the no.1 recession indicator

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>>62127448
oh man. its really fucking happening isnt it? 2002 airline bailout/bankruptcy is literally the first thing. Airline company hardships are the absolute most bearish signal.

>>62127475
DAL and UAL are near all time highs so sure

bitcoin at <$8k will be the last train to ever leave a particular station

so if i understand this correctly the market has been so condititioned by trump's bullshit that it will never dip again no matter what happens because people will just keep buying and buying trying to front-run the tacos?

>>62127458
why do doro girl and penguin girl hate each other?

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>30
>never had a job
>only 25k to my name
How do I 100x this to make it? Time is running out

>>62127475
Idk airlines seem to always be shit and ive never understood why anyone buys them

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According to my spreadsheet, I gained six months of neet runway this month, so far

>>62127475
why dont you just examine spirits 10k. its right there.
then you can decide if its idiosyncratic or a "recession indicator". why dont you also compare it to other airline stocks

>>62127493
Stocks are all futures. They'll be worth a lot in the future so they always go up.
The only reason they go down is because of blood in the streets created by the Jews

>>62127474
Why blackstone in particular it seems like an odd choice to leverage

>>62127492
absolutely fucking happening

At what point do the bears give up and leave? Or do they do this through entire years of bullruns?

>>62127482
QE started in december, inflation up, oil up, PMs up, unemployment up, private equity bomb, there is so much kindling all we need is a match and a string of bankruptcies would definitely concern a diligent investor in this market environment. There's no telling how much this iran war has costed US companies yet.

INTC earnings soon. What's the chances that it will dip because it's betting on futures now? Could sell right now and rebuy after as there's a lot more headlines it'll be making this year.

I guess it's more of a question that do current investors care about earnings, because at the moment it's betting on future fabrication backed by the US gov.

>>62127455
If you like maritime companies you could also check out Nekkar ASA. They're a norwegian company, a bit smaller than yours, whose main business model are ship lifting systems but over the last years they have expanded into a couple other ocean-based fields. The last few years they have been stagnating but I like their approach of diversifying into different innovative fields.
https://kommunikasjon.ntb.no/ir-files/17847326/18803116/6793/Nekkar%20ASA%20Q4%202025.pdf

>>62127503
idk bears are pathetic. even when theyre right, theyre never right enough. its never as bad as they want. retards

>>62127506
see >>62127454

LUV is up 70% in the last year also

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>>62127506
>QE started in december
tvth
picrelated
>inb4 that one guy saying this type of money creation is not QE, you just don't understand how reserves work
>unemployment up
not seeing it.
> private equity bomb
>string of bankruptcies
they will print more and/or lower rates
whatever is necessary for this to remain in the NEH drawer

>would definitely concern a diligent investor
diligent investors get left out on the sidelines whilst 100% all long SPX is the safest bet to the barely-outpacing-inflation strugglebus
>There's no telling how much this iran war has costed US companies yet.
I can tell you:
>ZERO
they will flood this plane with more debt creation so NEH can keep going

which means stocks up up up up up up up up up and perhaps sometimes little down before up up up up up up up up up up up and up some more

SPX >8k before feb '27

NOTHING FUCKING CHANGED
>Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibaf, Iran’s parliament speaker and chief negotiator, said the Strait of Hormuz won’t remain open if the U.S. blockade on Iran continues and denied that Tehran has reached an understanding with the U.S.

>>62127517
no one cares anymore

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Please explain to me why we shouldn't be killing every brown person alive right now. A friend of mine constantly tells me that if we literally just culled 99% of them to save the one intelligent brown amongst them, it would be good. I argued back that they need complete extermination because that one person being filtered through the mountains of shit isn't worth the cost of actual people's (white) lives. How do I get it into his head that nonwhites simply aren't human and cannot be taught anything that isn't actually nerve stapled into their heads? I'm seriously at a loss, we keep going back and forth on this but he's unmoving because of our differing perspectives on TBD, he wants PBD (total brown death, vs Partial Brown Death) which is entirely stupid. I would like all browns to die because their low trust socities make them breed like rats and consume resources at too high of a rate to live, and respect nothing, only seeing things to their advantage when they can and feeling slighted when things do not go 100% of their way. Low trust societies kill innovantion, success, and create terrible enviroments. Indians literally live in filth and fucking trash and should be murdered by nuclear bombs, along with chinks, kikes, and brown shitslimes. They're all literal degenerates that should be murdered for the crime of poisining the reality we live in with their very presence, making the world worse with their existance. Anyone arguining browns are good people should be tortured to death.

>>62127409
Damn that's cookin'

>>62127509
>dip chances
very good, it's up over 50% in 2 weeks.
>could sell and rebuy
taxes bro. as for earnings what matters is if they are using their capacity or not. if they're still idling plants then it will dump big and not recover for months, otherwise it's just gonna keep going up and pricing out the faithless.

>>62127517
yeah that's boring
Iran did too much larpshitting and achieved literally fuck all

four decades of death to america and then they only got their shit pushed in

nobody cares about the strait of hummus any longer

45 day closure and fuck all happened to the global economy

markets and big finance can no longer listen to always-wrong experts who once again predicted great peril which never arrived

>>62127520
Because society is built on the backs of poors. Billionaires need to step on the middle class, middle class needs to step on the foreign workers overseas

>>62127523
i imagine all you have to do is look at the parking lot traffic at the fabs and see if they're cooking or not, and i don't imagine the type of money it takes to move it up this much would be bidding it up with a heart full of skepticism.

>>62127531
Society isn't build on the backs of poors, retard. The homeless could all be killed right now and society would be better for it. literally just shoot every homeless piece of shit in this nation and the drain on charity would be fixed immediatly. Send in the national guard to literally fucking shoot them all, and watch how quickly california would be cleaned up. Just gun them down, how the fuck is this not the most immediate solution? They're sleeping on a street, shoot them, it is a mercy.

long TLT long term play
get that divvy now

>>62127520
Part of the immigration is organic but part of it is intentional in order to increase racism levels in order to undo years of psychological warfare against us. Calm your tits fren, it's going to be ok. Probably.

>>62127536
ok.
shoot the homeless AND you, anon.
i'd be ok with that!

>>62127539
I'm going to seriously cripple the next person I see stealing from a store because of you.

No one uses Spirit Airlines anyway.

>>62127536
baste

>>62127540
are you homeless and poor, you nigger? How about I just kill you? that's one less fucking retard in the world to deal with on a daily basis

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I can't post

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TRIPS
AND
MCDICKS
DIPS

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>>62127548
jesus
anon doesn't want to sacrifice himself so the homeless are finally gone
now they won't be building monuments to your sacrifice
selfish prick you are

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>>62127556
ooooooo swing and a miss

>>62127559

you're brown and should be killed for your crime of being alive
disegenious posting like this is why you niggers never get anywhere

>>62127559
With all sincerity i think you should walk into the desert and never turn around. You're 10% of the thread and useless

>>62127536
self hating brown lmao

Let the goyim fly in the real world

>>62127572

Sorry jeet, I'm actually white
kill yourself

>>62127569
youre being to nice to this retard

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>>62127580
>Sorry jeet, I'm actually white