>>21850102
What if you crunched up Takis and put the dust on the cold brew noodles?

>Cram Ranch

>>21850102
>Takis
>non-épisé
Totalement pas rapp, man.

>>21850127
that's a good idea

>>21850150
>épisé

anon.. did you just eat a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch while you waited for your pizza to arrive?

>>21850102
we have takis in canada?

>>21850350
your mom is a good idea

>>21850352
How strong is the strawberry flavor? God bless

>>21850102
>non spicy
>non epic

>>21850352
>low fat milk
>for my sugar toast crunch
what’s the point man just get the good milk

>>21850494
some of them. i don't know about the zombies, habanero cucumber and lime, those ones are the best

>>21850762
it's potent. very toast crunch. thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21851106
only makes a difference if you drink it by itself. they were out of 0

>>21850352
>eating cereal off a plate
This is why Canada isn't a real country.

And he's off to the races again. Pounds of cereal, multiple pizzas, and gallons of frozen milk incoming.

>>21850102
Blue heat Takis are superior

>>21851687
that's clearly a bowl are you stupid?

>>21850471
first time in these threads? I'm more surprised he only ordered one pizza and not several. he's showing restraint!

>>21852104
In retrospect yes.

>>21852221
well at least you admit to it instead of doubling down. that makes you smarter than most posters here.

>>21852117
Maybe easing back into a maintenance range. I’m pulling for you blessed one, I think you’ll figure it out in the long term (def consider lifting, binges just become bulks)

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God bless

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>>21851687
It's usually jars. Frozen. Or boiled. Or both.
Strange things go on in that filthy apartment.

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>>21852117
>>21852220
You were too soon. He's having pizza and lasagne together. That's like 3 pizzas in the end.
>>21852332
There's no maintenance. He starves if he doesn't Whale. Starve or whale. And....

>>21852532
>>21852556
Clearly he's now whaling.

Over 250 now, OP? Gotta be.

>>21852588
I do this

>>21852588
236lb

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cold brew with taki dust

>>21850127

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>>21853603
pic of scale? Seems low for how much you've been eating since the last weigh in which was 233 a week ago, wasn't it? Normally "only" gaining 3 lbs in a week wouldn't seem slow to anyone, but you're special.

>>21853605
Case in point. What the fuck, man? COLD ramen noodles with blue artificial seasoning powder?
That's not even appetizing. It's not. Anyone who tells you that it looks delicious is LYING. You need help, guy. That color blue does not belong with food. You must feel so gross and wrong. This must be your lowest moment. Delivery pizza and frozen pizza and pizza pops and boxed pastas and frozen pastas and cereal... all of that was bad enough. All of it was made in factories with many chemicals and preservatives.
But at least it had the halfway realistic golden hue of food. In an artificial, Thomas Kincade kind of way it resembled food. But now you've gone off the rails. You're eating blue stuff. Blue dust from one garbage product dumped in to ruin another one. And not hot, or even warm. But CHILLED. Cold fucking blue and wet noodle salad. Looking like some James Cameron creature guts, or android brains. Stuff that barely would appeal to even the dumbest of kids you could market to on a Saturday morning.

This is your rock bottom, OP. And I'm here for it.

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>>21853605

I'm sorry op. For everything that's happened to you. I really hope you find your way someday. I was one of your fans with the lentil slop, the discipline was great. But you've fallen hard. I'm not even religious but I still sent you blessings. No more. I won't be visiting your threads anymore. If you pick up the lentil slop again and stick with it, I'll notice. Cya.

>>21853605
God bless.

>>21850352
Dairyland milk is absolutely the worst swill I have ever had. Its weirdly viscious and has a supreamly chemically taste. I've had milk all over the USA and Canada and I've got to say that the green tinted raw Jersey milk that was half way to cheese I endured was preferable to that garbage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa5n90FrpMI

>>21853868
thank you for the blessing, you too

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God bless

>>21853605
Very creative, what did you think of it?

>>21853752
Shush Karen, go have your menstrual cycle somewhere else

>>21853993
Yet you agree with everything in the post. Curious.

>>21852011
Amen >>21853605

Dr. Pepper ramen cold brew noodles? Or is that too out there?

>>21853984
i agree, credits to >>21850127 it was great

>>21854128
had it after. maybe with some chili

>>21854140
About 3,400 calories there. Even if that's all you eat and drink for the day it's too much. And there's nothing your body needs in there beyond the calories. And you've almost got that doubled for the day.

I hope you get well soon. We're all praying for you.

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box didn't fit in the fridge

>>21854204
Why? What all do you have in there?

>>21853982
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21854245
half the pizza

>>21854324
thank you for your blessing to me, you as well

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cheese mayo pepper and a dr pepper

>>21854946
Why not make a grilled cheese

>>21854950
he can't even be bothered to cook ramen properly, why would he do that? that's taking precious time away from shoving slop down his gullet and taking photos for 4chan

>>21853605
i'm getting dessert sundae flashbacks

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>>21855038

never seen a white person eating takis

>>21855042
i try not to eat around people, but you'll see me buy them

>>21854140
Thank you for the generous tip

T. Panago driver (White)

>>21855051
I only raised my tip that much because the driver I got assigned had a girl's name. Was $3 to start with, and would have stayed that way for you.

>>21855064
A $3 tip for a single XL is perfectly reasonable, thanks m8

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>>21853605

>>21855023
lol

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>>21855064
You would have gotten pussy for that too, but it was just a dude with a female name. Your extra money will net you no sex.

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God bless

>>21855653
That's not AS gross as ketchup, but still unnecessary. Eating "light" today, eh? But still eating badly. Junk, but not gut-busting piles of it.
I guess that's something.

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sometime last night, forgot to post. 2 lucky me pancit canton originals, 1 chilimansi

>>21855653
>>21856311
God bless

>>21856329
thank you for the blessing, you too

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>>21856376
the fuck

>>21856535
Hell yeah man

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>>21856311
Ah, another sign of OP's insanity. Also, your text there is odd. Are you having your first stroke there?
>2 lucky me pancit canton
Get to the hospital, OP.

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>>21856376
What did you think of this combo?

>>21856535
>mfw checking to see if the female delivery driver is qt

>>21856867
it was great. perfect pairing

>>21857010
>>21857012
>>21857014
what a pathetic fat fuck you are
no shame at all

>>21857032
it costs nothing to be kind, anon.

>>21857177
It costs OP his life if we condone this display of gluttony.

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>>21856376
>helmans

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>>21857184
bigger problem is that tax payers have to pay for OPs care once he gets disabled

>>21857205
he's earned it

>>21857207
LOL, wtf? How? He's the dullest fucking autist I've ever seen in my life. He hasn't earned shit. He's wasted his life and now he's shortening it. Killing himself with the lowest-end food that exists.

>>21857207
the only thing OP has earned is an eternity burning in hell for his gluttonous and greedy ways while using the lord's name in vain

>>21856782
Saving paper and being environmentally conscious is insane?

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>>21857856
Very based saar.

>>21850102
>signs the white girl you're fucking does anal

>>21857856
he could just not use the paper at all if it was about the environment (which it's not, this fat fuck doesn't care about anything other than stuffing his face) who actually cares about his time stamps? nobody is holding him accountable for anything

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chicken soup with yellow green and red peppers black beans red lentils yellow onion garlic kale and steel cut oats cooked in a broth of cumin paprika pickling salt olive oil ginger and water. God bless

>>21857922
Thank you for the timestamp. The plate looks like it has a really warm, homey taste.

God bless.

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>>21857263
>>21857464

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>>21857922
is it frustrating knowing a mere 14 hours ago you were ingesting hyper processed food and simple starches? maybe the freezer has a few cases of pizza pops you can slip in.
God bless.

>>21857856
Yes. The way he's doing it with that little filthy strip of paper as he buys LOADS of fucking packaged garbage food wrapped in cardboard and paper.

>>21857922
This won't last, you lardass fucking weirdo.

You'll be back to mountains of shit food by the end of the week.

>>21857940
>Thank you for the timestamp
What the actual fuck?? You should die.

>>21857944
You don't know what that word means, incel.

>>21853765
Accurate and appropriate response.

>>21858041
>>Thank you for the timestamp
>What the actual fuck?? You should die.
I assure you that guy doesn't give a single fuck about the timestamp, he's just pretending to because people were calling them out as stupid and he has to take the contrarian stance because that's his personality.

>>21858164
I do give several fucks.

Get help. Take your medication.

God bless.

>>21858041
seethe
>>21857922
god bless

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we're at a critical truth or not moment
is that bowl of porridge really believed to satisfy his cravings for processed carbohydrates, sugar, salt, and fat? it's been more than 4 hours

tick tock

>>21850102
>buck broken flavor
Always knew ranch was for faggots

>>21858164
Yes! Thank you!
I'm not the only one here who isn't fucking crazy after all. You are seeing EXACTLY what I am.

>>21858268
This. And he won't last more than a few days tops. And he's stuck with his brutal honesty thing so it's not like we won't find out.

>>21857940
thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21858001
>>21858210
thank you for the blessings, you too

>>21855653
>>21857014
a good KD / no name macaroni muck is to add ranch dressing, canned tuna, frozen corn, and frozen peas
season with salt n peppa and a good sprinkle of cayenne
bonus: add capers but they are kinda expensive right now, maybe toss in some dill or pickle juice

>>21858187
no...you don't. you're see-through.

>>21858356
Your lasagna is a warm, cheesy hug disguised as a meal, effortlessly stealing the spotlight on this board
It’s comfort food operating at a level of pure excellence
God bless

>>21858359
sounds good

>>21858772
thank you for the compliments. and thank you for the blessing, you too

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this and the next from last night before i fell asleep. lucky me pancit canton original and kalamansi

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nongshim soon

>>21859534
Cold brew or heated?

>>21859627
heated

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eggsalad seaweed wrap

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God bless

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re-using the torn off slip of paper so much that we can see the grease stains on it. how classy!

>>21859726
Wat

>>21859726
Blessed surf and turf.

>>21859726
I cant imagine what it would taste like but I want to try

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>>21859726
God bless OP. Been with you since you made that thread of the same soup a way while back. Here are some ribs I made in an air fryer at work.

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>>21858356
LOL, one bowl of his 'laird' lentil barf and he's back to lasagne.
Unbelievable fucking fat failure.

>>21859994
i hope you left that airfryer dirty

>>21859526
What compliments?
>>21859532
>>21859534
You need a bunch of ice cream and cereal. You're not getting enough sugar.

>>21859726
Visionary.

God bless

>>21860007
>Your lasagna is a warm, cheesy hug disguised as a meal, effortlessly stealing the spotlight on this board
>It’s comfort food operating at a level of pure excellence
Stupid nigger

>>21860011
But he didn't make it. It's from a factory. Also, that word isn't allowed on blue boards, racist scum.

>>21860025
You aren't OP. Fuck off.

>>21859920
thank you for the compliment

>>21859928
>>21860008
it didn't taste like expected as good as the lemon pepper sardine fold one, but the physics of this one are way righter and knowledge gained for the next

>>21859994
looks good. thank you for the blessing and the support, you too

>>21860007
sounds good. been sipping orange crush and milk

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sharp cheddar kd

>>21860245
>sharp cheddar
Hope you didn't cut yourself! XD
God bless

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>>21860245
>1%
Really indulging, are we? lol
For real though, I don't eat a lot of carbs so I have cream and half & half on hand. When I DO make a box of mac, you'd better believe it's the most decadent fatgasm you could imagine.
So why bother with the skim and 1%? You're going for it, OP. You're going for broke. You're going "all the way". Why pussy out on the fat? I see you've got butter. Get yourself some cream and have a real party. And I know what you're thinking: have a little vanilla ice cream and you could use some of the melted--- NO!
Don't do it. That's not what I meant!

>>21860263
lol. thanks for the blessing, you too

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>>21860485
>>21860487
Wow, it's gonna be another 10,000 calorie day.

When's the last time you had a nice steak and potato? A piece of fish and some veggies and rice?
Have you ever eaten real food? Does it just not appeal to you? Even a bucket of fried chicken would make me feel better about you. It's like you never get even close to anything resembling whole foods. Meat on a bone would absolutely astound me at this point.

It's like as your self-control degrades you just develop the worst tastes, the nastiest cravings. It's just all greasy carbs with you. And empty calories in sugar sodas. Everything ultra-processed.
Does the idea of a square meal, three-point-landing, meat/starch/veg just seem foreign and strange to you, OP?
I really don't get it. Even your "stews" are just pulverized into absolute mush. Is it a mental thing? I mean, you've gotta be at least 30, maybe 40 or older, and you eat like an uneducated American teen with no supervision.

You should just TRY a fucking real meal for once. You can have it delivered even. Or just get a fucking TV dinner that has a salisbury steak and mashed potatoes in it; start small, easy your way into real food gradually if you have to.
I've used technology to create a mockup of what a future dinner might look like.

>>21860523
*ease your way

>>21860523
Nigga stfu I ain’t reading all dat shit bitch

>>21860523
sad ass meals man, you should be more humble

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cheese and mayo sandwich on frozen bread

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lasagna grilled cheese. God bless

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lasagna sandwich with mayo cheese and white pepper on toast

>>21861535
>>21861540
>>21861543
What is wrong with you?

>>21861556
This dude is out here making the comfiest threads on this board and all you can do is complain?
God bless

OP is an inspiration just being someone who's happy with themselves and indulging in their culinary splendor. If you're fat, then just be fat. Fuck it. God bless.

>>21861665
>>21861683

Don't bless me. There's nothing "comfy" about suicide. He's a failure who was trying to lose weight. This is a sad binge and he's NOT happy with himself. He's gained over 50 lbs in two months. He's ashamed. He posts out of guilt, not because he's "spreading joy" or some shit. This is a sickness. And I'm not sure whether you're actually too stupid to know what's happening or if you're just one of those want-to-watch-the-world-burn trolls who think this sort of thing is funny and that it's edgy to encourage horrid behavior so you can watch someone crash and burn and derive enjoyment from it.
Either way you're a shitty person we don't need here.
And asking what's wrong with him isn't complaining.

>>21861696
>And I'm not sure whether you're actually...

The former. All I know about OP is what's being posted: not their mental status, disposition, or physique. I just wish I could indulge in some of the stuff they've been posting without feeling like crap the next morning.

>>21861535
Did this sandwich get better or worse as the bread warmed up?

>>21861540
Now this I could get into.

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>>21861735
Well, he was over 400 lbs at some point and got down to the 180s. Now he bounces back and forth between the "one meal a day" diet, which is unsustainable, and what you're seeing now, BECAUSE the O.M.A.D. is unsustainable.
He knows what he *should* do, but he won't do it. He ignores all posts that criticize or shame his behavior and only engages in the trading of "blessings" with other godfags. Yet he's brutally honest because of his OCD; he must post every single thing he eats or drinks for whatever fucked up, self-imposed reasoning.
He's easily the most fascinating creature I've observed in my 15 years visiting the board. He's been posting for over a year and has disclosed that his teeth are all rotted out and he's a shut-in NEET on some kind of disability for one of his mental problems. He's no longer as candid about those things once we started bringing them back up. Now he's dependent on the attention as he has no family or social outlets IRL.
So he may make it a few weeks eating a daily bowl of slop made of "laird lentils, oats, beans, chicken, kale, onions, ginger, in a 'broth' of water, pickling salt, and various spices". He's absolutely insane. Everything he does is baffling. Boiling and freezing breakfast cereals, fucked up combinations. Some of which are on display in this very thread.
Check out the archives to learn more. It goes deep. Those of us giving him the tough love just want him to live.

MFW OP posts his latest meals.
(dude at 27 Hot Pockets one day)

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>>21861757
I feel the same way about Tayne.

>>21861683
I guarantee you OP is not happy in the slightest. Nobody who is happy eats like this.

>>21861772
*ate 27 Hot Pockets

bray you're killin yourself man

>>21861774
Is there any way to generate a cold brew noodle Tayne?

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>>21861812

Tayne is on topic because we're talking about Celery, man.

>>21861696
There's no reason for you to be so nasty. Humor and comfort are worth a great deal in these trying times. Sure we can all improve, but the way to do that is through positivity not negativity. I'm gonna pray for both OP and you, sounds like you need it.
God bless

>>21861884
lol, fuck you. It's not like that and you know it.

>>21861884
toxic positivity at its finest. can't criticize somebody even as they're literally killing themselves in front of you. just stick your head in the sand and pretend everything is okay because you're too weak to handle reality.

>>21851687
Whatever Randy, Americans aren't civilised enough to use dinner-ware and cutlery, just yet.
This will come with time and help, I hope.

>>21861884
This isn't funny though, it's just sad.

>>21853605
That looks so rank and shit.

>>21861945
And remember it's not even hot or warm. In fact, it was never cooked. He just soaked ramen in liquid and powder from his blue snack sack overnight in the fridge like a lunatic and then ate them cold. I guess I can picture being high or drunk enough to think that would be edible or interesting if it were hot and freshly made, but OP is eating cold Spaghetti-Os and frozen mayonnaise sandwiches.

Just when I think he can't go any further off the reservation he unveils a new distant location.

>>21861952
Damn

>>21861535
>>21861540
>>21861543

Comfiest thread on the 'log

God bless

>>21861535
totally gross dude

>>21862138
'log?

>>21862151

Please fuck off back to where you came from.

Thank you and God bless

>>21862153
>reddit spacing
You first, tourist.

>>21862167

You seem to know a lot about reddit.

Please tell me more, dear reddit specialist.

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>>21861540
that was the most cooking you did all week. well done

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>>21862178
They should call people "reddit SPACIALists" for committing the "crime" of double spacing.

I'm so clever, hahaha.

>>21862178
>>21862224
Newfag.

>>21862225
Are you calling me a samefag and a newfag or both of us newfags? I've been here 15 years, dipshit. You keep digging yourself deeper if you like. You don't seem to know what anything means.

>>21862233
Yes.

>>21862224
It’s not double spacing.
It’s clearly single spaced.

>>21862225

I'll let you know i'm an oldfag from when the shart sharted the 4chin.

Please respect.

Please get help.

Take the medication.

God bless

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>>21850102
>buckin ranch
"smacks lips" daym da shi look good

>>21862215
holy shit use some hand lotion

>>21862561
nta, but lotion is for women/faggots

>>21861757
ate it before that happened. pretty good. and thank you for the compliment

>>21861841
lol

>>21861884
thank you for the prayers and the blessings, you too.

>>21862138
thank you for the blessings, you too

>>21862215
thank you for the compliment and what is that, looks decent

made some stuff last night and fell asleep, 2 next

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chopped cheese on dempsters. extra-lean ground, pepper mayo and ketchup

>>21862547
Lookin' mighty zesty there, Ta-Nehisi!

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lasagna sandwiches with mayo cheese and white pepper, one with ketchup

>>21863034
>>21863037
You really have the mayonnaise laid on thick. To help make you extra fat extra quickly.

>>21863037
why are they under a bathroom stall?

>>21860523
With that long ass post (didn't read btw), you seem to be "in the know" here. First time entering this thread, seems to be a regular occurrence from the words I read while skimming through and, uh, wtf is going on in here?
Who is OP and what is he trying to accomplish?

>>21863037
god bless
this is a reminder from the guardian angels of /ck/ to take it easy. do it for us anon

hot cheetos and takis
hot cheetos and takis
I can't get enough of them hot cheetos and takis

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>>21863246
You just said you didn't read and you're asking what's happening?

Fuck you, retard. It's IN the posts you're ignoring because they apparently contain too many words for you.
You're doing it wrong, anon. Your opposition to reading and long-form information. You're not going to make it in the world.

>>21863410
Didn't read, stupid cooklet retarded yapper.

>>21857922
could that bowl be any more filled?

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>>21863509
No matter how full it is, it doesn't replace three square meals a day and therefore will never work as a weight loss regimen. Unless he made it from butter and cream and like 1,800 calories it isn't enough.

>>21863417
And I didn't read this. I guessed what it was about without looking at any words. That's my way of dismissing you. Doesn't it HURT? lol
I got you good. I won fully. I deployed my ammunition without taking any of yours. By not reading your post I am victorious in this childish game I'm playing. I learned it from you. And yet I never read anything you wrote. Now do me again. Reply to this and claim you didn't read it. LOL, it's so fun!

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>>21863034
nice, ive never seen you actually cook something before. i should try a chopped cheese myself, they're simple enough

real talk though i think u blogging ur binges legitimately increase susceptibility of other people to overeat, overindulge, and give in to their cravings. are you deliberately trying to cause disharmony in others by sharing what you do?

>>21863685
Dude, are you blaming OP for your own cheats? Are you asking for a fucking "trigger warning"? Just don't come. Also, what OP is eating is FUCKING REVOLTING. There's something wrong with you if you start craving frozen Stouffers lasagnas and burned lasagne leftover and mayo sandwiches. Seriously, OP has the opposite effect on me. I watch what he puts in his body and then I consciously plan a meal of salmon and broccoli or a big steak salad. I just want *real* food when I see what he's doing. Especially when it's fucking blue noodles served up fresh from the fridge.

I think it's some sort of subtle trolling when you guys pretend like you're drooling over the images of the slop OP cooks up. The ordered pizzas don't look bad, but they look bad for you.
I think you're the only one who would find these threads too dangerous to view without descending into your own whale-out hell.

>>21863317
thank you for the words of caution. and thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21863685
thank you for the compliment. and yeah it's way easy. sloppy joe physics, burger flavor. as for the posting all this trash i feel like i have to, would feel phony if i didn't. i've been able to hit a cap for weight gain regardless what i do possibly due to eating a lot of this standing up or just the new level of basic activity intermixed between all of it, but its been a lot of trash for a lot of time even with supplements feels far from optimal. i intend on taking some peoples advice in a few outside-the-box ways to just eat more regular all the time instead of peaks and valleys due to dairy and bread. feel sorta in the same rut ive been puttin myself in since the big neighbor shitwater catastrophe, aint an excuse just the calendar math. once i get out of this stupid cycle and start some new strategies i think it'll be even better than shit was getting

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kraft dinner with seaweed and ginger. yellow green and red peppers blended and olive oil

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more chopped cheese. God bless

>>21863567
>>21863410
didn't read because I know you didn't explain what was going on and I know that makes you gay

>>21863731
Why outside the box? Why do you have to do something abnormal or new? You don't need strategies. You need to think about it way less and just eat better food and less of it but more times per day. That may sound contradictory but I think you can figure it out. If you eat the right food you won't be hungry all the time. But nor should you fast all day. Just start with a simple breakfast/lunch/dinner routine but use whole foods. You have time to cook. You have money to buy the right foods. Just for once try the normal healthy eating thing that's so popular. I promise you it will work. You're smart enough to know what to do, what to eat, and what to avoid. Just don't avoid food all day. Don't avoid a healthy amount of good fats. Don't avoid vegetables and meat.

Do avoid boiling it all up into one bowl of mush.

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>>21863700
u unhinged retard stop posting

>>21863912
it'll be a bit outside the box they had in mind, but the results will be the same through the principles. not so much abnormal or new, more along the lines of thoughtful tweaks and additions using good advice.

>>21864273
so triggered over words LMAO

>>21864796
You have failed to absorb or use any good advice for a year. We'll see if you have it in you to actually make changes.

>>21864800
Get a new piece of paper, you fucking nutbar!

>>21865308
i'll buy that paper for 10 full sized twix bars

How fucking often do you make lasagna

>>21853765
Is that Mike O'Hearn?

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>>21865684
>make lasagna
>make

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chopped cheese without the cheese

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broiled it a while at the end. then broiled it again with some motts garden cocktail. God bless

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>>21865796
You are mentally ill. So much grease. So much acidity. I can't imagine eating a meat and grease and mayonnaise sandwich followed by 1/4 of a lasagna baked with tomato JUICE on top and plopped onto a bowl.
Your stomach hates you. Imagine the heartburn. Can you feel the fat depositing into your body? One really fat guy told me he thought he could hear it. Like a slight squealing sound as his thighs vibrated internally. Disgusting. Scoop it up into your mouth, OP. Keep the celebration going.

>>21865796
God bless King

>>21865812
Can you reuse your shitty plates for your threads? Easier to filter that abject """food"""

I suddenly feel less bad about myself drinking everyday. Thank you OP god bless hope you dont explode like that nigga from Seven.

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>>21865914
>>21863685
this is exactly what im fuckin talking about

>>21865829
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21865914
>>21866186
this makes me want to stop posting. though i realize i should just stop posting trash. but dont put that bullshit about alch on me the only reason i'm allowed to do this is the deal i made with God to not drink alcohol and risk other peoples lives. it's one thing to hurt yourself with trash, others while driving or the thousand things that can go wrong in pointless fights is another. i appreciate the well wishes and the blessing and bless you too but i hope you swap over to cannabis. don't cold turkey the alc just start adding steps up of water to your shit for a week or two give it constant landing gear lessening the hangovers and negative effects and pacing it much as possible buffer with thc, make it as easy as possible to eventually totally taper off and swap over to a mans buzz the God's green herb

>>21866341
holy shit, the gobless lore
>>21866346
actually quite nutritious god bless

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>>21866341
nah youre cool homie i know its a journey
but the transparency with the cravings normalizes it in a sense, makes you more relatable and real, also has the effect of making other people get more from your posts, for good or bad

ive been engagement baiting for the sake of seeing different dimensions of you other than a commentaryless picture catalog of your caloric intake

swapping alcohol for weed is a short term thing, it's still a massive improvement, but you know how it is. would be nice to be able to snap our fingers and instantly quit either addiction, but it's not that easy, and picking the lesser of evils is the normal thing to do

>>21863731
>once i get out of this stupid cycle and start some new strategies
I feel you, been scarfing down gummies recently but ordered some hard candy so I can savor the flavor and eat a lot less. We’re gonna make it bro!

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>>21866341
>I just just stop posting trash

No, man. Stop EATING the trash. Don't you even crave real food? I can't understand you wanting to eat like that. I just don't get it. But I also don't get crack addiction. I guess my tastes are different from yours. When I think of what I would most want to eat, I think of meats and vegetables and freshness and quality. Amazing flavors being brought together in harmony. You think frozen pizzas or at the most delivery pizzas.
You have the time, you have the money, you just don't have the desire to cook and eat well. If someone were to take you to a trendy, spendy downtown restaurant would you just want to get it over with so you could get some drive-through food?
lol, this is on me. Why should I assume people on this board are foodies or think chef stuff and fine dining are cool? You aren't going to ever eat seared scallops or duck breast or even make a batch of potato salad. You're not into any of it. Your idea of 'health food' is ingredients you think are healthy and which contain vitamins you think you need all mixed and boiled together. It's like you were just never exposed to real food or cooking and just raised on various snacks and cans and boxes and frozen packaged stuff like you eat now.

p.s. Did you kill someone drunk driving and now you can just barely get through the day or what?

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I don't get it. Weed just makes me more healthy and health-conscious. Booze is bad for your body and you eat terribly when you eat as a drunk. But I can't relate to weed making you crave pizza pockets and lasagne in those ungodly quantities. I get that the wildcard ideas stuff with the freezing and the soaking and the mixtures, that's clearly weed-inspired. But you lose me at the unhealthiness of it all. Weed makes me very introspective and it holds me accountable. I love it because it forces me to confront my shortcomings and make changes. I can't enjoy my high if I know I'm fucking something up badly. I'll dwell on those things and need to work on them. So while I understand "getting the munchies" and all that, the fucking guilt of eating so much and the daily weight gain would be something I couldn't live with as a stoner. I guess some people can get high on cannabis to "escape" and ignore their shitty lives, but for me and most of my friends it's the opposite. And booze is the one for just giving in and wallowing in total excess.

>But then there was a lot about the OP that didn't make a lot of sense.

>>21866357
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21866846
good strategy. thank you for the words of encouragement, you too

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kd with dill and white pepper, lasagna sandwiches with ketchup mayo and white pepper

>>21866981
Wow, you "cooked" again.

>>21866960
commit unalive immediately

>>21866989
What do you disagree with? Eating healthy foods? You're too stupid to even form an argument. You're just all "me mad, you die". Fucking drooling idiot. HAHA

>>21866963
Dudeweedlmao

>>21866999
>What do you disagree with?
your continued existence

>>21867046
Yet you champion OP. Pretty fucked up case of contrarianism.

>>21867049
I don't care about op. I just came here to tell you again to kill yourself

>>21867050
keke crye ande melte thee fatee!

>>21863032
>thank you for the compliment and what is that, looks decent
its bacon wrapped chicken cordon bleu

-1
“God” is a superstition.

>>21863509
Or upside down

>>21866963
thats because you aren't quite damaged anon.

>>21866960
I appreciate your concern! It’s true that food preferences can be hard to understand, especially when they differ so much from what you enjoy. I see where you’re coming from with your love for fresh, quality ingredients—there’s definitely something special about a well-prepared meal.

As for my choices, I think it’s just about convenience and comfort for me right now. You’re right; it might not be the healthiest path, but sometimes life gets hectic, and the easy options just take precedence. Cooking and trying new things isn’t everyone’s priority, and I totally get that if it doesn't resonate with you.

In terms of fancy restaurants, I guess I’d just see it as a novel experience rather than something to savor. Not to say I wouldn’t enjoy it, but it wouldn't be the end goal for me. Thanks for sharing your perspective, though! It’s always interesting to see how different our eating habits can be. And no, thankfully, nothing as dramatic as you suggested—just navigating through life in my own way!

>>21867057
https://weallcanread.com/phonics-for-adults/

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>>21867629
>!
I don't think you're OP. Suddenly you're capitalizing and using punctuation? And all the fucking exclamation marks? Is that supposed to come off as cheery or something? Eeesh.
Also, OP doesn't reply to anyone who's trying to help him.
But valiant effort there. You almost had us going. OP would love real food if only he tried it.

>>21867637
I'm hooked on phonics myself.

>>21867642
I wish I had known more about phonics when I lived in NH and had a friend who was barely able to read at all. I think if I could have presented him with a reliable method to learn he would have taken it up. That guy has had a hard life. Lost touch years ago.

>>21850102
Mighty peculiar.....

>>21867638
Nice catch—my secret identity has been exposed: I moonlight as Grammar Vigilante by day and Punctuation Overlord by night. The exclamation points? Pure performance art. As for OP, he’s probably off enjoying “real food” while you hold down the fort of unsolicited commentary. Bravo on the effort though—almost convincing, like a decaf espresso.

>>21853874
ok milk connoisseur, what a some good milk brands

>>21868035
If you want good milk you gotta get it directly from a farm. Goat milk is best. All the best to you.

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>this thread is still up

>>21868029
What's almost convincing? You're the fraud, not me. I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything. You're confused.

>>21867222
nice

>>21867638
looks good

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2 box kd butter blended peppers and ketchup

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>>21868657
That gross flap of pink scribbled paper adhered to the bowl, probably with cheese sauce.

You fucking nut.

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scrambled eggs with ground beef, pickling salt cumin paprika white pepper and onions, toast with ketchup butter. God bless

>>21868531
Oh sure, you’re “not trying to convince anyone,” which is why your TED Talk on denial was so convincing. If I’m the fraud, then I’ve clearly been moonlighting as your common sense.

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>>21868764

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egg salad on toast with white pepper. God bless

>>21870253
Are those heels of a loaf or is that a bun?
God bless

>>21870253
Halfway normal, OP.
Now just don't eat ten of them and you're on your way to being a healthy individual. Just eat a salad now and then too.

>>21870289
heels. thank you for the blessing, you too

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beef salad on toast with onion garlic and ginger

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sloppy joe

-ground beef
-yellow onion
-garlic
-olive oil
-butter
-cumin
-paprika
-white pepper
-pickling salt
-motts garden cocktail low-sodium
-ketchup
-blended yellow green and red peppers
-toast
-mayo

>>21870445
>>21870498
Looks pretty good, god bless

You know you can drink and smoke weed right you dont have to choose, at least i dont lmao.

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>>21854140
>tip