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>>21851665
Love me some matzoh ball soup.

>>21851665
I haven't had a lot of Jewish foods, but what I have were good. I can't think of any ethnic food I don't like.
If it's served in America it's not going to be gross or too weird for the average customer. That's what I've found about most kinds.

Every passover I like to fry up some latkes while spinning a menorah

>>21851665
I prefer gravlax.

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>>21851691
Not Jewish

>>21851741
That's the point.

>>21851665
1. Babka
2. Rugelah
3. Egg Noodle Kugel
4. Brisket
5. Borek

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>>21851665
burger

>>21851665
Bagels are a ripoff of beiges, a German food.
Smoked salmon isn’t Jewish.
Cream cheese isn’t Jewish.
Capers aren’t Jewish.
What makes this ‘Jewish’?

>>21851693
>pastrami
>literally bastirmali stolen from the Ottomans when Jews were working with them to destroy Christian europe

>>21851845
The combination, midwit

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>>21851665
>Jewish cuisine
nigga you mean taco bell?

>>21851950
You really think that combining those ingredients was a Jewish invention? Fischbrottchen has been around since the first Europeans had bread, dairy and fish on hand at the same time.

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>>21851665
>>21851845
>>21852063

Don't care about arguing semantics here. Ruben = best sandwich. Challah = best bread. Thanks Jews

Freshly made montreal-style bagels from an actual bagel place are leagues above the rest of them

Didn't the Jews invent brisket?

>>21852278
It’s an Ashkenazi dish but it’s not clear whether it was devised before or after the Khazars mass-converted to Judaism.

>>21852075
Nice

Every year around the Jew holidays, all the main food magazines/websites have a big spread on Jew recipes. As if any goy, ever, thought, "You know, what I'd really like to do is make some gefilte fish and matzo ball soup."

>>21851954
This is the answer. I dated a Jewish chick during college. She had nice big D-cup milkers and I rubbed my completely non-kosher sausage between them many times to give her pearl necklaces.

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>>21851834
Yes that famous German Jewish dish... Gtfo

>>21851846
Okay but how come when I google bastirmali it all looks way worse than pastrami

>>21852075
Yep. Had some troglodyte trying to convince Britain that northern chippys owe everything to some sand like recently

>>21851665
>jewish
>cuisine

>>21852325
>Khazars

Take your meds

>>21851665
Minimal cream cheese. Pickled onions. Extra red wine or balsamic vinegar for tang contrast. Toast with butter and a smidge of Vegemite for umami. And get good capers. Black fish roe & yuzu sauce if you want to switch it up (do a layer of horseradish or wasabi under the cream cheese).

babka is breddy gud
their bakery stuff is decent in general, they must have an affinity with ovens or something

>>21851802
Non of that is Jewish cuisine

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latkes

>>21851691
Jews invented cured salmon.

>>21857671
>just a small rösti
they really don't do anything original do they

>>21857671
Jews invented hashbrowns

>>21857671
Those are just placki they stole from the slavs.

>>21851665
Thats not good why put a hole in a bun it makes sense for donuts but not for this

>>21857691
[citation needed]
You’re telling me a bunch of desert wanderers from a middle eastern location that has no access to salmon invented cured salmon before Nordic people, who had both plentiful salmon and a need to preserve it for winter? Do go on.

if you think about it, nobody has ever invented original "cuisine" and no country, religion or demographic of people have any sort of unique "cultural cuisine", because everything originated somewhere else

>>21857744
t. Schlomoberg

Religions that prevent certain things from being used in food will not be beneficial to inventing good cuisine

>>21857748
give us an example of american cultural cuisine?

>>21857744
jews aren't allowed to be derivative for some reason

>>21851665
Shawarma, not from the Arab countries but from Israel is pretty good

>>21855180
Put on your sunblock Shmuley, your Steppes of the Caucasus skin isn't really made for the fucking desert.

>>21851665
There's no such thing as Jewish food, it's all just food they've stolen from other ethnicities

>>21857793
name a cuisine that isnt that

>>21857793
Like what? Definitely not gefilte fish kek

>>21857807
The cuisine of the host countries they leech from

>>21857812
name a jewish host country with original cuisine with no inspiration from other cultures or cuisines

>>21857807
Whataboutism isn’t a defence. We’re pointing out that Jews claim to have invented multiple foods they didn’t. Other nations or cultures are not part of the discussion.

>>21857910
where in this thread have jews claimed to invent anything

>>21857919
e.g here >>21857691

>>21857744
wrong
cultivated rice comes from china

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>>21857807
Australian Aboriginal.
>NOOOOO EVEN THOUGH THE WITCHETTY GRUB IS ENDEMIC TO AUSTRALIA AND THEY WERE UNCONTACTED FOR FIFTY THOUSAND YEARS THEY STOLE IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE

Get fucked retard, finally boongs are useful. Useful for clowning on you, dipshit.

>>21852524
matzo balls are the superior chicken soup starch. just make your normal chicken noodle soup recipe without the noodles and make matzo balls with the boxed mix from a grocery store. gefilte fish i could take or leave. properly made its just pescitarian meatloaf but stores often sell disgusting premade balls in broth.

>>21851677
Every city has a jewish bagel shop.

>>21857754
Not really american, but cock is an example of you cuisine.

>>21860063
Bagels are polish and smoked salmon is scandinavian/germanic

>>21851802
i hate kikes so much
t. polack

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Evidently the intestines and feces of goyim children

kike here, i love potato latkes like you wouldnt believe
captcha made me select the 6 pointed star

>>21860094
Anon, There are few things more jewish than taking credit for other peoples work.

>>21861224
Agreed, which is why I corrected you

Gonna be real, I have to deal with some extremely Orthodox Jews as a client. Every stereotype is absolutely true. I can see why people can't fucking stand them. I've even made comments to one of them about this exact topic, and they thought it was hilarious. Their food also sucks ass. Matzah ball soup is the only exception. Pastrami and brisket are taken from elsewhere as noted ITT.

>>21861635
>Their food also sucks ass
Kugel and gefilte fish are fucking travesties

>>21857754
Whole hog BBQ
Biscuits and gravy
Chicken fried steak
Succotash
Almost every turkey dish
Stuffed beaver (your mom’s is popular)

>>21857754
Cheeseburgers
Barbecue
Pizza (actually good version that the entire globe adopted in favor of italian pizza)
Pork belly bacon

>>21861635
I'm going to need some greentexts anon

>>21862279
Last I met with them at a building we are working of for them they asked "where can I find some fellow Jews and some Kosher food?". I told them I don't know, but probably going to be hard to find because Indiana is filled with Germans lmao.

>>21862859
I read this and I imagine myself asking someone "where can I find some fellow white people and some cheeseburgers and bratwurst" and it sounds hysterical in my head

>>21851665
They’re not explicitly Jewish in origin but Jewish people know their way around pickles, especially dill pickles.

>>21851665
Lol it's the Ted Danza sandwich!

>>21851665
>matzo ball soup
>gefilte fish
>latkes
>sufganiyot
>chremslach

>>21851665
I wish I could take part in this discussion but sadly I can not find any Jewish eateries in my country. I do love me some bagel with salmon and cream cheese mmm delicious!

>>21862859
10/10 bantz anon, have a (you)

Halva is fucking delicious. inb4 whiny 'rabs who want to claim it.

>>21863515
>>21864324
If you have seen the episodes of the Sopranos with the heebs in the motel, it's literally that. And they are 100% aware that they are literally walking stereotypes.

>>21864371
Poland would like to have a word

>>21851845
These kinds of arguments are retarded. You can look at any individual ingredient in any dish and say "that doesn't come from there."
How the fuck is spaghetti Italian when noodles were invented independently multiple times and tomatoes come from the new world?

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What all of these threads have showed me is that 90% of Jewish cuisine is just mundane European stuff, mostly German amd Polish.
And I'm sure no Israeli would think of that as Jewish either, gentlemen we have reached another moment of "ONLY IN AMERICA!"

>>21865031
See
>>21857910

>>21852075
Bahahahahs

>>21865167
Half the Jews in Israel are from MENA countries, they probably have an entirely different food culture going on

>>21865031
Spaghetti are not made from tomatoes?

>>21865572
>is pasta made from tomatoes?
You’re a fucking idiot, son.

>>21865566
All the Jews I deal with are from Lakewood, NJ.

>>21865599
Right, I forgot how many tomatoes you're supposed to use in aglia e olio, carbonara, alfredo, etc.

>>21857955
So does thst mean every dish that uses rice is Chinese?

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Thanks asshole I just spent $20 on some salmon in between two pieces of bread because this thread keeps showing up in my catalog

>>21865809
Yes. Arroz con pollo is really just general tso's chicken special #5

>>21866185
All european and asian food that uses chili peppers is mexican food