Anybody got the dumpling with the live crabs? I don't have it saved for some reason.

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>>21856182

>>21856153
So what does a giant isopod taste like?

>>21856151
He reminds me of a roommate I had

>>21856209
Slimy shrimp

>>21856228
i should call her.

how does he get out

>>21856242
in reference to the donut or piggu

>>21856267
yeah.

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>>21856182
This?

>>21856148
who is this professional chef?

There's like 8 threads up right now literally just ment to piss people off. Do we need more?

>>21856390
>8 threads
fuck you, there might be 8 threads here NOT meant to piss people off.

>>21856355
cool

>>21856542
wtf is wrong with chinks?

>>21856470
>>21856489
I normally look down upon ridiculous food experiences but I can't lie, this looks like something I'd try. Gourmet buffet sounds heavenly.

>>21856489
>>21856470
I like that lobster at the top

>>21856542
Oh for god's sake
There not even dead

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>>21856738
why would he do this

>>21856489
This guy has serious soijack potential.

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Nordic food: Slopless, clean, you can see what everything is, no diarrhea.

>>21856367
Huh? Is this AI?

>>21856542
What is it doe

>>21857262
3 stock cubes is wild

>>21856731
I like that the painting is blinking.

>>21856198
Why did he do it bros

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>>21856151
Dude I didn't know Barron Vladimir Harkonnen from the 1984 Dune movie moved to India what the

>>21856228
>police bribe.webm

>>21857593
>inb4 cheeselets start seething

>>21857278
>NOW THEY SAY ALL BIRDS ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SAMOA CROW, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE

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>>21857337
I checked; the stock cubes I have are for 500 ml. a cube, so three for that pot is really not wild at all.

>>21857700
Why does he look so sad back there? Also all things considered this is probably the cleanest street food in all of whatever this country is.

>>21857616
>Br*t*sh "people"
honestly you can't make this shit up

>>21857616
looked good until he poured diarrhea over everything

>>21857741
lol newfag

>>21856489
that's a damn good deal

>>21857788
i don't think that was diarrhea

>>21857800
I dont think he was talking about fecal matter

>>21857879
I dont think

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>>21857895
You arent!

>>21856198
Zayum he probably just thought it was water
Also I lol'd at the filename

>>21856388
The CcookTuber Binging with Babish.

This video is from his "Ziti and Lasagna from the Sopranos" episode. Around the 2minute 45 second mark.

>>21857612
I should call OP

>>21857949
Kek

>>21857344
The painting is actually a window to his friend in a sealed bubble room because of his collapsed immune system.
The cat plays music for him on weekends to bring some joy to his life because he can't get out anymore.
The meat sequence is unrelated.

>>21857586
Why are people so obsessed with peanut butter out of all things? It's not even that good to begin with, it's like if you removed all the charm peanuts have when per example you eat a handful of them with some wine and just make them a mush and put it into whatever goyslop is being served

>>21857612
I should walk over to her room

>>21858012
you are a massive faggot

>>21857592
This looks great
If i could just buy a cup of baked beans for every meal, i absolutely would do it
Such a comfort food, not hard so you don't even need to chew much

>>21856559
>>21856470
>>21856560

I've been here twice, once in 2014 and once last year. It is absolutely not worth the visit imo, unless you are already in Narbonne for some reason don't bother. Funny unexpected detail though is that the restaurant is housed in some old half-closed shopping mall.
Most of the food is alright but the seafood is trash-tier and having all the buffets in a big room together makes a strange smell. There isn't a dish there that can't be had cheaper and better elsewhere, it really is just the novelty of having such a huge selection that attracts people. It is very, very popular though, the people I went with said they had to reserve a half year in advance.

>>21857277
iirc they are laying the base for either an aspic or pie, for sure it's not a soup in this webm though. Last time I saw this posted was on a weird animals in food thread on /an/ and some anon had tons of worm-based food webms.

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>>21858036
is the metal detector for before or after?
or only when a busload of chinese tourists arrives?

>>21857734
i finally got to try sucking the milk straight out of a cow's udder last summer and it was a huge disappointment, the udder has a weird texture and milk is meant to be drank ice-cold!

>>21858059
i didn't notice one when I went, it's probably there during the day I guess for mall purposes? I dunno honestly, we just went straight into the restaurant and I was sloshed when I came out so I wouldn't have noticed. I have never once seen the use of a metal detector outside of prisons and airports in France though, this surprises me, could this be a lift access? I can see what looks like little buttons on the right side and I've seen something similar in Paris once at an old lady's house to access her basement from the outside.

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>>21858023
>Erm, you are masive faggot for not liking muh favorite goyslup OKAY??????

>>21857700
How does he get out without breaking all of the eggs?

>>21857597
>this was the unfathomably grotesque obesity of the debauched Baron in 1984
I saw three people fatter than this today

>>21857597
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who instantly thought of baron harkonnen cooking for jeets

>>21857586
My toilet: *exists*

Peanut butter Cafe: I'm about to end this man's whole career

My toilet: wait but that's illegal

>>21858068
almost spit out my lemonade kek
image saved

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>>21856148
is this the proper technique to cut an onion ?

>>21858224
I bet he sucks the otherr guys off during lunch break

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>>21857616
this is the takeout you get in hell

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>>21857612
Everything reminds me of him ..

>>21858495
the flavour is probably allright, but the eggs must be way overcooked and rubbery right?

>>21858149
you have to be 18+ to post here

>>21857763
kek based

>>21858104
You have to break all of the eggs.

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>>21858314
me the whole time

>>21857734
how much salt do they have

>>21857700
>year is 2077
>gene editing and manipulation has led to many new species being artificially created
>one species which has disrupted the field of food stands is ovifortis regalis commonly known as "egg king"
>all you need to do is to set up an egg foods eatery and place a seed egg of ovifortis regalis in it
>ovifortis regalis is a humanoid creature with medium intelligence, upon hatching from its egg it shall rapidly grow up within hours and begin laying eggs itself
>it is biologically hardwired to seek a spatula, ladle and other kitchen instruments, and be near the burner at all times, and cook the eggs it produces
>the creature is genetically programmed to be able to speak all major languages in the world, and can perform basic customer greetings, polite conversations and handle basic financial exchanges, making it the perfect vendor for an egg based snack stand!
>upon the completion of it's life cycle it shall lay a final egg which will hatch a new creature, ready to run the establishment once again
>sales open, financing available

>>21858068
you're a massive faggot not only for that post, but this redditjak too
need you fucking dead for being so fucking gay and retarded

>>21858507
The homosexual in this video is so extremely gay that he has become a caricature and is no longer disgusting to me, but actually just funny and amusing

>>21858490
>a few dates is a "pre workout meal"
Meanwhile i have to force myself to eat a gorillion calories in the form of rice and beans, maybe eggs, whatever just so that i can manage to exercise without passing out
Truly cursed

>>21856156
Me on the right and my gf on the left.

>>21858068
Faaaag.

>>21858621
people on twitter were saying she looking like a bulimic and her face was fucked from purging, also notice how she never swallowed any of the food like mukbangers

>>21858059
Those are for the blacks

>>21858507
Love me some zest niggas

>>21856542
It's AI

>>21856151
lmfao it's the fat duke from RE:Village

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>>21856542
'Iw HIq Dajab'a'?

>>21857579
>>21857580
How old is she? I'm guessing like 35. Little bit late for a boyfriend don't you think love?

>>21858012
>>21858068
When I'm counting calories hard I absolutely crave peanut butter. When I'm full I can't think of anything worse. The fact that you hate peanut butter tells me you must be a fat boy who's always just stuffed his face so your body, soft tits and all, doesn't crave peanut butter LOL!

>>21860380
Blah blah blah, keep counting calories like a retard and keep craving pig shit in a jar XD

>>21857776
>a big pile of shit over fried potatoes
yeah, because americans would never eat anything like that..

>>21857763
>filename
kek got me

>>21857612
I miss my cousin.

>>21858149
you win the internetz good sir xD

>>21860653
what's his name?

>>21857616
Why the fuck does engerland not know how to make good fries? They always look soft and not crispy at all.

>>21857612
>Me in the coma ward at the hospital

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>>21858024
It looks great as a free promo but those fucks had the audacity to charge for it.

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>>21856470
>>21856560

>>21860820
>fries
They’re not fries you dumb cunt.
Are you actually this fucking stupid?

>>21860856
Chips then you semantics spaz. They seem like shit

>>21860827
Ah shit. This flares up my PTSD from when mom found my piss drawer.

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>>21856148

>>21860967
KEK

>>21860967
>aids patient looking man has 8/10 model tier wife
Russians literally cannot suffer

>>21861204
that's his sister

>>21856367
That's it, thanks

>>21858534
Probably. Just soft/semi-hardboil eggs, dunk them in your chili+curry oil for color, fish them out, do the rest of the recipe, add the eggs back in last 1-2 minutes to heat up again.

>>21856738
That's not even a rollerskate restaurant
He brought those in from home

>>21856209
It's like a regular isopod but it tastes bigger

>>21857763
>like
>>21861217
That's what he said

>>21856738
I was waiting for him to drop everything and it was so satisfying. Why would you use roller skates to transport hot soup?

>>21858149
That toilet? Albert Einstein.

>>21857583
I've been seeing this since at least 2017 and I still want to fucking eat it. Glad to see a classic though and not the tiktok slop, so thanks anon

>>21857645
Kek

>>21860827
They're all empty. Why not just throw them away instead of stashing it in the wall?

>>21861650
good insulation

>>21857416
someone brought him there for a reason. He knew his fate and decided to go out on his own terms

>>21856731
i used to see these all the time on normiebook, they do me a hecking big kek my favorite is when the animals have missiles and shit

>>21860825
It's nice you still visit Mom.

>>21861650
Trying to hide the evidence of how much they've been drinking.

>>21857579
If she's single, looking and cooking like that, that's a huge red flag.

>>21857579

>tfw no greasy handjob gf

>>21857579
>>21857580
>arm tattoo
Red flag.

>>21856156
>Putting hands that close to a giant hogs mouth while getting it's grub on
Retard is just asking to lose some fingers.

>>21861985
no it's a butterfly

>>21861204
You are welcome to join brother; free rifle and wife and you get to kill Ukrainian trash

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>>21856156
How do i get muscular arms like the chinaman here? I'm tired of being a skinnyfat IT guy

>>21856489
>Entry is 63 euro
>Caviar is an additional 63 euro
Lmao the French are such faggots.

>>21857616
>Serving size - Big Baz

>>21857645
fuck I'm so glad someone else thought of this and it wasn't just me

>>21860820
these are bottom of the barrel mass produced, cheap, ready to dump in a fryer frozen shit. we have the exact same type in australia.

>>21858495
I was pissed of when I went to his restaurant in australia he only served seafood and not this

>>21861650
was probably just a lazy boomer who had a hole in his wall and couldn't be bothered putting them in the trash

>>21856151
I think i finally understand what he's doing
He's stashing away the top fat rich skin (to sell later as a different product i guess?) and serving the yogurt below

>>21861204
When russian women get old they turn into refridgerators covered in hair

>>21861204
>8/10 model tier wife
Where the fuck do you live so I can avoid it until the End Times

>>21856148
he deserved it

>>21861204
European women are attractive and their men are ogre looking apes.

>>21860827
Hundreds of dollars could have been saved by buying the larger bottles. Those pints and half pints are a HUGE ripoff.
t. Former liquer store employee

>>21862340
Stop pretending
You absolutely would her

>>21862376
Right? It's such a shame.

>>21862735
I wish I had your lack of standards

>>21856209
Doritos.

>>21858149
And then everybody clapped.

>>21857278
GRAVY SELLER, I AM GOING INTO BROIL AND I NEED YOUR FINEST GRAVIES

>>21857589
who's this guy?

>>21857766
imagine the smell

>>21858621
>so extremely gay that he has become a caricature and is no longer disgusting to me,
you're just an american
luckily there's a cure for that

kys

>>21860872
>Chips then you semantics spaz
It's not semantics, though. They're actually not the same and they have different flavors. Fries accentuate the crispy outer skin whereas chips are meant to be more about the rich potato filling. Good chips are way better than good fries but there's more of a margin of error with chips.

>>21856151
Is he their king?

>>21858621
>is no longer disgusting to me
Butt think of poop in dicks and dick in poopers.

>>21856151
Look at this video and tell me this isn't hell

>>21856489
Can you try all 111 cheese?

>>21856153
Nothing. There's nothing to taste. It's all exoskeleton. Just like when mongoloids eat rocks.

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>>21861906
Truth.
Bitch must be downright exhausting to put up with
OR she's in a relationship and its just engagement bait for third worlders

>>21860827
ktim

>>21856542
that's a klingon delicacy actually

>>21857579
>part 103
Think of how much time she has wasted when she could have just spent a few months losing weight instead.

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>>21860239
>>21864363

>>21863937
>engagement bait
obviously

>>21857278
this cunt has a south African accent, i can just tell.

>>21858012
>It's not even that good

>>21858024
>If i could just buy a cup of baked beans for every meal
you can
i do every day
>bowl of baked beans
>salt
>pepper
>spoon of butter
>spoon of sour cream
>spoon of cheese
>spoon of mashed potato
sometimes i put a fried egg on top.

>>21857763
the dog always gets me

>>21858520
whypeepoh done seazone dey chickin

>>21864761
that's sweet potato

>>21860827
that's a fairly small amount of rum for one person, no?

>>21862726
>Hundreds of dollars could have been saved by buying the larger bottles

Alcoholics have to sneak small bottles. They aren't trying to have big bottles they can get caught with. Goes in your jacket lining or whatever you smash it in your bed room and dispose of it where no one can see it.

>>21864809
Another thing is alcoholics find an amount to drink that gets them where they want to be. If they have more alcohol on hand than their usual quantity they'll probably end up drinking as much as they can before passing out.

>>21864761
AYO DIS NIGGA DONT PUT A WHOLE SACK OF LOWRYS ON THEY POTATERS

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>>21864824

>>21863664
Cut it before the best part. Some doordash picks up the bag and gets sauced

>>21858165
KNUCKLE TUCK BABISH!

>>21864809
Thanks for reminding me that I have like 8 empty wine boxes I need to get rid of in my bedroom.

>>21864924
That's another video where he's making tacos or something

>>21861204
>8/10 model wife
British?

>>21864961
Why post this garbage?

>ja/ck/Posting caused the tiktokSlop
feels bad man

>>21857939
I could tell just based on the femininity of both his reaction and just the whole situation in general. like somehow he didn't expect that would happen, and is afraid of staining his apron

>>21864969
poor monkey

>>21857616
Nothing wrong with this slop aside from the weird sauce at the end, kebab meat needs garlic sauce

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made some new webms lads

>>21865243
What am I looking at?

>>21865248
chicken feet

>>21865249
That's just a video of someone eating chicken feet? Ok not exciting but ok.

>>21860827
I mean, just leave'm there? Extra insulation for free, your, I assume, dad worked hard for this

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>>21865251
thanks anon

>>21865243
I made these at home once, never having had them before
Maybe I messed up or they're just gross

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>>21865259
its gross food anon, no reason to cook them in the first world when tits or thighs from chicken are just as cheap

>>21865256
Thanks for making webms
DESU I could do a deens burrito.

>>21864961
I want this thing locked in a room and be forced to watch its own videos at full volume while it slowly starves to death.

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>>21865377
>removes the string
>it gets stuck to its fingers too
godcucks... your response?

>>21865456
God meant for us to eat the strings because they're full of dietary fiber.

>>21866062
fiber is bad for you

>>21856470
>>21856489
I went to a slightly less fancy buffet once, in a huge casino, and it was actually fantastic

>>21861463
>>21861371
>>21856740
It would take way too long if he just walked there, and the soup would be cold by the time it reached the unfortunate hungry person waiting for it

>>21857769
Why in god's name would you bake steak in a non-stick pan? What reasoning could this specimen have?

>>21864961
That's the most disgusting thing I've seen in a while.

>>21865426
I'm not black, can somebody translate?

>>21856738
>>21863664
>>21864961
Nothing worse than people who waste food for views.

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>>21866350
middle one is still edible. Bottom one is from a BBW onlyfans so I guess her tax dollars support SNAP and food banks

>>21866383
bake it and i see no problem. add some peperoni

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>>21866388
dude is living in his car, doesnt have an oven

>>21866389
like i said, i dont really see the issue. its ok for something like that.

>>21860380
>counting calories
Lol, gay

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>>21865377
i think about this webm at least once a week while eating my daily banana

>>21865244
Its nice that whenever I feel like too much of a fatass, I can just look to people like this and feel better about myself.

>>21865243
Stop doing that

>>21866819
Bongs BTFO

>>21866819
>'jeet'
I don't think you've ever seen an Indian before

>>21856489
Rather go McDonalds

>>21857612
Ponut...

>>21865377
Meanwhile there are "people" who eat the stringy bits yet have more rights than monkeys.

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>>21856153
If you eat lobster or crab but get grossed out by this, you're a hypocrite.

>>21867801
>if you eat beef or pork but get grossed out by dog, you're a hypocrite

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>>21866129
Much better than dial-up!

>>21857580
>>21857579
SEXO

>>21858314
Would

>>21861650
This is a common alcoholic behavior. They hide their drinking and hide the evidence. Often to avoid others in their household like a spouse from knowing how fucking sauced they are.

Strangely, even without a watchful partner alot of then do this bottle hiding behavior . Kid I knew in high-school had a hired man ( farmer) that apparently hid all his vodka bottles in an old abandoned barn in an used hay pile. Even though he had a house where he lived alone and could have just thrown them away and one one woukd have noticed or cared.

This guy was probably dropping the bottles behind a loose bathroom vanity or something.

>>21864834
Yeah bro probably probably learned the hard way that if he has a small bottle he drinks it all and gets drunk, and of he has the more efficient larger bottle he also drinks it all and misses work or beats his wife or something.

Alcoholism is grim

>>21866377
I would like to see his penis iykwim

>>21868069
>>21868069
three huffs everything fine, four huffs poopman comes

>>21861788
>>21868063
I would just walk to the gas station and use their dumpster or something

>>21867798
Why are bongs like this?

>>21867064
Malaysians are just sea Indians

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>>21856542

>>21856156
pls mark your ai slop

>>21857645
thank you, anon

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>>21856367
>>21857272
not sure, but here's ai version fresh off the server

>>21857616
the box says PIZZA
that isn't pizza at all

>>21867801
>If you don't prefer bottom feeders that can only feed on waste, you're a retard!
Uh okay, you can eat them and call everyone silly.

>>21857416
The power of crisp compelled him

>>21861463
Because he had someone filming and following him so he tried his best.

>>21864969
You can see where the monkey says "Fuck".

But why is this a /ck/ webm? Post this on /an/.

>>21857612
When I say "don't worry I'll pull out, I'm a good dude"

>>21866383
People who make 'struggle meals' need to look into sandwiches, salads and other dishes that need no cooking.

>>21857262
The height of swedish cuisine

>>21866819
Jeet btfo himself

>>21868674
the quad claws are the best ones

>>21857416
The swamp has fallen
Billions must fry

>>21860378
It's a trick for engagement
Who do you think is filming

>>21857592
I;m thinking about thos Beans

>>21868788
true! get a dark big loaf, store dark and dry, some pork lard and soup cubes. when i was power is out poor we ate just that and it was fine.

>>21867854
and?

>>21868788
Could just be for social media clout or he could just be spicing up with variety.

>>21868674
Looks noticably more fake. The original melts my brain.

>>21857580
Why sandwich format for all those ingredients?
That looks like a terrible sandwich

>>21869138
What sandwich? all I saw was watermelons.

>>21868985
Bread, hard cheese, ham, lard, onions, pickles. Add whatever vegetables you want as long as they don't need to be cooked. All of those ingredients can be stored and keep well in a car. You will be eating lots of bread with ham, but keep it from not getting too boring by switching up the condiments. You can snack on carrots or something. If you want to, get oats and other musli type seeds and milk. You will be farting a lot eventually, but it is one very filling meal per day for very little.

The internet was so much fucking better before TikTok and this thread is irrefutable proof.
Vine rightfully died and so would have TikTok if not astroturfed by the CCP