>>21858463
One time I drank heavy cream instead of milk on a bulk

>>21858463
2 whole pizzas in one night.

Hazelnut creme + spoon, the whole jar. Skipped food the next day so it wasn't that bad.

I used to binge eat in high school. I would save up my lunch money for Friday afternoon after school and then spent the rest of day continually eating. From memory I think it was:

Chocolate chip cookies
Honey popcorn
Starburst
Ice creams
Coke

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I put one of these into a buttered toasts sandwich, added a couple spoons of sugary cocoa powder and sprinkled dry cereals for some crunch then I dipped the whole thing in milk

>>21858583
how would all of that even hold together?

>>21858603
The melted butter glues it all together

>>21858463
I used to drink soda.

>>21858463
Your mum

>>21858463
I was eating a piece of cake while peeing. Benis in one hand, cake in the other, chewing and taking a bite as i pee.
Also i often browse uber eats while pooping to decide what to eat afterwards
Such is life as a well paid remote tech worker without coworkers

>>21858463
One time I ate a sandwich.

>>21858551
godbless

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>>21858580
WTF, all sugar? Gross. I'd need me some Doritos or Cheetos or CornNuts. Even your popcorn is sugared.

>>21858725
This. Until my early 30s. It was probably half the reason I was overweight.

Sometimes when Sonic has mozzarella sticks on sale 4 for $1, I get like 40 of them and eat them all in one sitting.

>>21858463
One time I consumed a product that in /ck/'s oppinion is bad.

My friend got married, and had 6 kegs of different beer at his reception (he worked for a brewery). I ended up drinking so much barrel aged stout and got hammered and eating so much shrimp cocktail (massive delicious shrimp) that I puked black stout shrimp chunks all over myself and the table and floor, and ended up being carried back to my hotel room halfway through the reception. I fell asleep for a couple hours and decided the best idea was to go rejoin the party, but was still pretty drunk and forgot my shirt was covered in puke...and I was asked to leave again

>>21858463
I took a frozen digiorno, topped it with bagel bites and totinos pizza rolls.


The pizza pizza pizza

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>>21858463
in my teenage years i would frequently take an entire pack of precooked costco bacon, microwave it, put all of it into a big wrap and chow down

>>21858463
>What is the most Fat Fuck thing you have ever done
your mom

>>21858463
It usually involves cooking american food. Like the one time I made nachos with bacon and cheese spread.

>>21858813
Ayyy gottem
>>21858463
I got extremely stoned while I was in grad school, walked to the gas station and bought taquitos of various filling, then walked home and put all of them into one giant wrap with a bunch of shredded cheese then toasted it for a bit. Then dipped the whole thing in ranch. A taquito burrito!
It was absolutely gluttonous and I did not feel good the next day

>>21858463
Made a sandwich out of a loaf of french bread, filled it with bacon, eggs, shrimp, cheese, garlic mayo, cocktail sauce and basil and crushed it with a bottle of red wine

I was a very hungry boy

>>21858899
Oh, and sharp cheddar cheese

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I convinced my boss to bring in a dozen doughnuts
And then ate 8 of them

Mega Oreo soup with two sleeves of oreo
Threw it up a half hour later after driving to my friends house and the milk was still cold

>>21858463

In used to regularly get 4x4's from In-n-Out back in the late 2000's.

I always eat a kebab and 1 kebabpizza when i go for a KEBAB

>>21858463
Economy tub of hummus, using a family size pack of string cheese as edible utensils. One sitting.

>>21858463
Too many to count as I am a fat fuck
>Eat out most meals
>Eat thrown away (still in a bag) fast food that I tried to trash night before
>Eat cereal with half and half
>Make a breakfast sandwich with two donut halves
>Eat ultra processed food almost all the time rarely veggies

cheesy ranch rice
>make cup of rice
>stir in half a bottle of ranch dressing
>add 2 cups shredded cheddar
>eat

>Large baconator meal from wendys
>3 entree plate with wontons from Panda express
>2 entire bag of chips
>entire sleeve of keebler cookies
>large bag of gummy candy
>box of cheez-its

>>21858463
Ate two doner kebabs and then had dinner two hours later.

I used to regularly eat cheese with chips. Slice a bit of cheese from the block and place it on top of a BBQ flavored chip. I'd go an entire pack of chips placing a piece of cheese on it. Tedious, but delicious.

>>21858470
when i was a kid i would buy half and half and drink it as a treat. that and those frozen tinas burritos

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>>21858463
I made a tray of Macaroni for thanksgiving in 2023 for my mom and dad and loaded that fucker up with tons of cheese. My Mom and dad barely ate any so I had to solo the entire thing

I gained like fucking 40 pounds that year.

>>21859677
sounds gay

an entire panormous pizza in one sitting

>>21858463
there was a family gathering and there was tons of food, my plate was the fattest

>>21858463
Ate 2 full pies in a day

>>21858463
I made a luther burger with 1/3 pound beef patty, two krispy kreme donuts, brown sugar, like 6 condiments and a coke. Then I went into a 12 hour coma.

>>21858463
Used to eat 3 eggo waffles toasted and generously slathered in jif peanut butter and ms. Butterworth syrup. Sugar overload. Made my chest hurt half the morning.

Ate a 10 or 12? box of tacos from Taco Bell, had 10 beers; then drove drunk to a pizza place that was open until 4:00 AM, ate the whole pizza.
Shocked that I wasn't arrested for DUI.

>>21858463
ate your moms cooking. after i fucked her fat ass. she was alright, but your dad stared at my dick the whole time. super awkward. I was thankful your sister was there to finish me off.

>>21858463
Potato chips and chcolate with a soda side

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I've done multiple bangbangs.

>>21858463
women are only good for sex

Last June I wolfed down 11/12 donuts out of a dozen from krispy kreme. My gut biome was fucked for about a month, but I never got fat.

>>21860935
>never got fat
could that be because you were already fat?

>>21860935
Small time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ogMSispnKQ

>>21858463
when i go to get fast food, i stop by a fast food place first to get food to eat while wafting in the lien for the food i want at the second fast food place.

>>21858463
12 sausage and egg breakfast qraps from wendys in 20 minutes

>>21860943
No, but I stayed active that whole week and got a decent metabolism goin.

>>21860955
that's genius. I thought I was slick for buying the additional burger to eat on the drive home to consume the actual meal.

>>21858463
>>21858551
Just ate two pizzas minus a slice for my mum kek
They were those Neapolitan ones though, much lighter than Domino's etc

>>21858463
I want to be fat, legitimately. I am taking notes from this very thread.
Thank you.

>>21858756
>>21858725
I drink soda, multiples of them sometimes literally every day. And I am not fat.
Why?

>>21858744
>Such is life as a well paid remote tech worker without coworkers
Let's be fat fucks together, lemme work with you on your team and I'll buy you meals :3c

I just ordered panda express and paid the retard ed fag tax since it cost 16 dollars.

>>21858463
Ate an 8 pack of hotdogs in one sitting. With buns.

>>21858923
i don't know why i laughed so hard at this

two chipotle burritos in a row back when they weren't skimping on the meat. i could barely stand for about an hour

Fill tall glass with cookies (I prefer Famous Amos chocolate chip or Oreos), pour milk over cookies until full. Let sit while I find something to watch on TV, drink milk, scoop out cookie slurry with a spoon. Do this every night.

>>21858463
sometimes i drink straight out of the syrup bottle

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>>21858762
Incredible

>>21863277
Do you vary the cookie by what you have or what you prefer?

>>21858463
probably a bang bang

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>>21858463
Ate an entire box of double stuff oreos and a liter of milk during an 8 hour graveyard shift. It legitimately seemed like a good idea at the time. By the first sleeve gone, it was not but I kept eating because that was my one cheat day. I did some stupid shit when I was younger.

>>21865224
Not even that bad.

>>21865226
It was family sized. That was 40 cookies. Plus milk that is like 3,300 calories and 300g of sugar. Maybe not the biggest meal but damn did I feel like hammered shit in my gut after.

>>21865236
I lived around fat people boxs of cookies went fast. Sitting at a desk all night I can see it happening

>>21858463
I was watching beard meats food and got inspired, I ate two lobster cocktails, a whole oven dish of gratin with bacon, two 12oz steaks and a whole black forest gateau. That's not a crazy amount of food, but it is for me. I spent the rest of the evening rolling around on my bed groaning whilst drinking a bottle of whisky

>>21865224
Yeah that's barely worth mentioning

Tacobell and macdonalds as the same lunch

>>21858463
Adding honey a bit on every of my plates for make it a bit sweet. Especially with goat cheese

>>21865464
HAHAHAHA INSANE BRO

I just ate two pounds of buffalo wings in like 20 minutes

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>>21858463
I ate two triple baconzillas from Checker's a few years ago but it was because it was some BOGO thing if you signed up on the app and I was high as shit.

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I have a bottle of this on my desk I add to my popcorn whenever I have it. Sometimes I don't have popcorn though, and I squeeze it directly into my mouth.

>>21866629
real butter is better for you and just as shelf stable as that rancid pigslop. I like to scoop a bit of it on each kernal. I'm under 160 lbs.

>>21866639
>I'm under 160 lbs.
same

>>21858463
I once ate an entire block of processed cheese, did not slice it or anything, just bit into the block until it was all gone.

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>>21858463
ate bread in car on way home

>>21858463
Drank 2 bottles of wine daily
Eat $70 worth of taco bell daily for a month, often with little leftovers
Get 2 combo meals every time I go to fast food
Once ate 2 frozen pizzas and a salad by myself
Used to drink a ton of soda daily

>>21867554
>Eat $70 worth of taco bell daily for a month, often with little leftovers
Did you do a rotation of Taco Bell’s or always get it from the same one?

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In my middle school cafeteria there was a snack bar where you could buy all kinds of junk food, so instead of buying a real lunch with the money my parents gave me I used to buy a Fruit by the Foot, a Fruit Rollup or two, and several packs of Gushers. I'd make a fruit-candy burrito by dumping the Gushers into the Rollup(s) then wrap the Fruit by the Foot around the outside of it. Oh, and I'd wash it all down with a pint of choccy milk. Obviously not an original idea since I found this image in one second of googling kek, but damn that shit was good when I was 13.

>>21868536
Depends on how hungry I was and how lazy, but usually it was the same one as it was on the way home and didn't take too long of a detour

>>21859677
I did this last week, the h&h went well with some tim tams

Once every couple months I order a whole 18 inch pizza and eat the whole thing

>>21858463
Something I'll do regularly is visit multiple fast food places in a single trip, assembling a hedonistic pile of slop to feast on the rest of the night. Usually it's: Taco Bell, McDonald's, and either Popeyes or Chick-fil-a. I always make sure to hide food from the other places between pickups so the people at the window won't judge me. Taco Bell is usually last in case the others can smell it at the drive thru window. I'll generally spend $60-70 and eat 3-4,000 cals. It feels awful but I can't help it. Once I get the craving for fast good slop I want a good spread.