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Anonymous
Diet of champions 01/30/26(Fri)12:59:08 No.21858735 It’s been two weeks and I have eaten nothing besides peanut butter and jelly toast for breakfast, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch, and three tall boy beers for dinner.
I feel okay

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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)14:17:04 No.21858847 >>21858735
I have a similar diet just replace the PB&Js with 40 more 11% ABV beers and you got it. I feel incredible.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)14:26:19 No.21858861 >>21858847
Kek
I’m a golden monkey man myself but that tops out at 9.5%. What kinds of beers are hitting 11?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)14:30:54 No.21858866 >>21858861
I have to leave the thread now because this stupid website is making do the 3/3 captcha for every post
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Gödel, Escher, Bot
01/30/26(Fri)14:43:15 No.21858877 >>21858735
you feel....ok? just ok? all right then i guess i'll just eat what i eat now
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:04:53 No.21858906 >>21858735
>I feel okay
Imagine if you were eating PN&J for dinner, too? You'd feel fine.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:08:29 No.21858914 >>21858906
>PN&J
I hate the ridiculous conclusion my mind jumped to on this
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:09:04 No.21858915 >>21858735
Imagine the shits
Must be vile
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Gödel, Escher, Bot
01/30/26(Fri)15:11:43 No.21858918 >>21858866
buy a pass you poor piece of shit
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:34:27 No.21858937 >>21858914
it was a typo actually my brain wasn't sure if we were typing PBNJ or PB&J so it went with this
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:47:16 No.21858950 >>21858735
You could genuinely live off of nothing but bread, peanut butter, and milk for years. Probably.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:49:26 No.21858956 >>21858950
You'd probably get scurvy.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)16:02:31 No.21858972 >>21858965
>>21858970
alright
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)16:06:20 No.21858978 >>21858965
>>21858965
>Animu
You’re a faggot who is sexually attracted to children and therefore your opinion is null and void.
Fuck off back to /b/.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)16:08:53 No.21858985 >>21858735
How old are you?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)16:13:42 No.21858995 >>21858987
102/F/cpбијa
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)16:20:09 No.21859008 >>21858978
Where the fuck do you people come from? Why would you mention /b/? Which e-celeb told you about 4chan?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)16:20:13 No.21859009 >>21858950
I think many people do.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)16:22:04 No.21859012 >>21858997
Mate, don’t know if you are aware but Japs fucking hate weeabs.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)16:23:03 No.21859016 >>21859009
type of shit poor kids use to eat for 15 straight years
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)18:29:34 No.21859203 >>21859008
Reddit. /greentext or 4chan. Certain boards have long since been replaced by redditor spam.
The thread about brownies on fire/smoke is a repost from reddit
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)18:38:25 No.21859214 >>21858985
27
>>21858915
It’s not great, desu. I should probably stop drinking but don’t see the point in not drinking.
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Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)05:27:20 No.21860130 >>21859054
I hope this is something that happens to Odysseus in Nolan’s Odyssey
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Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)10:01:35 No.21860332 Champions of what? Lardassery?
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)00:21:37 No.21861383 >>21858735
What was your weight when you started; what is it now?
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)02:44:09 No.21861576 Well, if you plan on not making to 40 congrats!
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)02:45:57 No.21861579 > I feel okay
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)16:01:17 No.21862396 >>21861383
160, now 155. I told my sibling, they got mad at me and instacarted like $200 in groceries to my house so now I have to start cooking again. I have good siblings :)
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)16:46:45 No.21862481 >>21861576
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)17:22:40 No.21862542 >>21862481
My body knew what it needed.
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)17:22:59 No.21862543 >>21862481
now we need to stats on tall boys. op may have discovered the key to eternal life
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)12:55:26 No.21863854 >>21862481
>American universities
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Sage
02/02/26(Mon)17:32:54 No.21864240 >>21858735
Your body is running on stores of fat, muscles, and other nutrients. Once it's used up, you'll get vitamin deficiencies. Then your muscles will atrophy. If kept up, you will die of malnutrition.
Don't be retard.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:02:53 No.21864798 >>21864240
Part of me wishes I’d die and part of me wants to keep on going. It’s 50/50 but it waxes and wanes back and forth day to day. Right now I feel no reason to live, as I work at a job that I’ve climbed to the top of the ladder and would have to make significant changes to jump ladders to progress further, no partner, ex and I split 5 years ago, don’t want to date. Just drink and want to be dead.
The other part says nah, just keep on trying and it’ll be okay someday. I’ve been waiting for that someday for awhile.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:08:39 No.21864813 >>21864798
wow are you me
I tell ya it is really tempting to enter into the alcoholism/bender phase of this ennui seesaw.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:22:58 No.21864839 >>21864813
What keeps you out of it? I tried naltrexone to stop drinking but it has no effect really. I think I’ve realized I don’t have an addictive personality, I just want to not be cycling in my own head.
I smoked weed for awhile, had a bad reaction once, stopped completely. Friends smoke nic vapes and have pouches, bought a vape on a whim and smoked through it, no desire to buy again. I was going to say alcohol has the only escape that doesn’t have downsides, it does, but lets me off the hook just enough.
I know if I were in a better state I wouldn’t be inclined to drink.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:25:14 No.21864843 >>21858735
Try a peanut butter sandwich with a nice thick orange slice in there. Shit's insane bro. Got the idea from bronco trolleys.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)02:02:49 No.21864919 >>21858735
Hard to fault this diet. You've got a plan and sticking to it.
Pick jam with the highest fruit content and 100% peanut butter, supplement with a multivitamin.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)02:08:17 No.21864927 >>21858735
That sounds like my 8 year old me's dream diet minus the beer. I usually drink milk with one instead.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)02:57:46 No.21865000 >>21858735
Poop status?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)04:42:11 No.21865160 >>21861576
our ancestors mostly only made it to 40 or so and things turned out ok
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