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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)13:35:08 No.21858781 You know the drill. What will it be?

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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)13:40:01 No.21858796 >>21858784
Bro wants the Krabben
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)13:48:43 No.21858810 >>21858796
nah, Seelachs (with onions) all the way. Went to Hamburg once and a Krabbenbrötchen was like 9€. In fucking Hamburg of all places.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)13:58:12 No.21858829 >>21858810
Visiting Hamburg was your first mistake.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)14:20:51 No.21858852 >>21858781
>What will it be?
you killing yourself so I never have to see this shit thread again
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:02:15 No.21858901 >no BACKFISCHBAGUETTE
last time I got a fishbrötchen it was awful because they were preassembled, meaning the bun was cold and damp like bitch it takes 10 seconds to make it
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:06:02 No.21858911 >>21858781
I don't know. I would need to sample all of them over time to see which ones are the cream of the crop.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:15:38 No.21858921 >>21858781
German words are so funny sometimes. Rollmops?
I don't know what these are, Brathering looks like some scary sea monster Klingons would eat.
I'm assuming Seelachs is what's called lox in English? That looks good. The Peffermackrele looks good too.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:19:59 No.21858930 >>21858921
Brathering sounds like a town in bumfuck Britain
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:41:55 No.21858941 >>21858781
Matje is some sort of Jewish deli sandwich
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:45:46 No.21858948 >>21858781
Bismarck, obviously
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:48:22 No.21858954 >>21858930
>Brathering sounds like a town in bumfuck Britain
And they'd probably pronounce it like "Breecox" or some shit
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)15:50:56 No.21858959 >>21858781
explain this first!
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)16:53:00 No.21859071 lemme get ah that rollmops with the sauce if it doesn't have already, thanks
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)18:50:31 No.21859230 >>21858781
I intensely dislike fish. Thankfully, i love shrimp so krabben, please. I do hope it comes with loads of mayo.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)19:36:23 No.21859287 >>21858781
For me Matjessalat-Seelachs
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)19:42:22 No.21859300 >>21858959
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)20:39:43 No.21859388 >>21858921
Rollmops is a herring rolled up around some pickle and onion.
Yum.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)20:42:48 No.21859393 Fuck it, gimme the brathering
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)20:44:33 No.21859397 >>21858852
Exactly, why is this thread reposted every fucking month?
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)21:32:24 No.21859476 Räucherlachs
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)21:32:37 No.21859477 >>21859397
oh I'm sorry your highness. what are the allowed topics on this board? any new air fryer recipes? Japanese curry :o? "I bought some Kroger™ Enriched Egg Noodle Product™ (Sponsored By Coinbase™), how do I prepare them?"
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)21:57:15 No.21859505 >>21858948
Same, give me a lager to go with it
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)22:00:42 No.21859510 >>21858959
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)22:29:21 No.21859547 >>21858959
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)22:34:45 No.21859556 >>21858781
The lower matjessalat.
Clearly superior to the other one.
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Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)22:41:09 No.21859563 >>21858781
Love me a good Krabben
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Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)10:00:47 No.21860329 >>21858781
Pfeffermakrele because it's the only fucking thing that has seen any seasoning
i would kill for a warm knoblauch-butter-Garnelenbrötchen
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Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)10:17:14 No.21860347 >>21858930
>>21858911
better than calling a village of 2 in the middle of the desert "London" or "Athens" or some shit like that
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Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)10:18:28 No.21860348 >>21858781
krabben 4 lyfe
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Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)12:06:47 No.21860430 >>21858829
What's wrong with hamburg you hick?
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Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)12:16:19 No.21860436 >>21858781
none they all are disgusting.
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Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)12:17:19 No.21860438 >>21859237
what's with the monster drink in these pictures?
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)08:00:00 No.21861943 >>21858829
>>21860430
My Uni had a study abroad program during which we spent a weekend in Hamburg. They put us in a """hotel""" on Steindamm Straße, just around the corner from the Hansaplatz. I think the area of the city is called St. Georg, it was about half a kilometer east of the Hauptbahnhof.
It was by far the most sketchy shit hole I've ever had the displeasure of spending time in, bar none.
For reference, I live in the west side of Chicago and spend a lot of time in the south side of Chicago. I hear gunshots almost nightly during the summers. There was a shooting in front of my apartment not long ago, and somebody was murdered a block away last month.
That part of Hamburg, however, was still far worse.
Bomber Harris, do it again.
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)11:04:24 No.21862069 >>21861943
All this post told me is to stay away from burgerland.
>>21858781
Bratroller.
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Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)15:28:09 No.21862315 I love rollmops. Can't go wrong with a rollmops. But i want my roll buttered
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:31:33 No.21863691 >>21861943
Hamburg is a shithole and the fact they put you near the train station with the junkies and bums is fucktarded but I don't recall it being dangerous, only gross and unpleasant.
>gun shots
damn im glad i only saw the white, affluent parts of thw US.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:51:20 No.21863706 >>21861943
Why do you want to live in a place where a stray bullet might come through your window and through your head?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:54:42 No.21863708 >>21858930
It’s pronounced ‘brat herring’ not ‘brathering’.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)11:18:34 No.21863797 >>21862069
Fair, but the nice parts here are nice, just know where to go and where not to go if visiting a city
>>21863691
Yeah they probably put us there because it must've been the cheapest option, and it was close to the Hauptbahnhof. Still, I've never seen a place with more druggies and trash all over.
>>21863706
>want
Only reason I'm here is my rent is $450/month, it was close to my university (but I've since graduated) and I have no roommates. I should have a well-paying in July and then I'm moving back to the suburbs.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)11:23:04 No.21863801 Pepper mackerel and that bitch better be smokey
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)13:52:43 No.21863925 >>21858781
>yes, yes, never had it (yes)
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)14:04:28 No.21863943 >>21858781
>brathering
great, bones in my sandwich, thanks a lot krauts
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)13:21:39 No.21865614 >>21863797
>I should have a well-paying in July
a what?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)13:23:26 No.21865617 >>21862069
>I heard one anecdote about Chicago and now I'm applying it to a continent spanning country
Ah, the classic blunder of the NPC
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)13:24:34 No.21865618 >>21858781
I'll take the Glübergöben
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)13:46:24 No.21865658 mmm fish
so yummy you have to slather it in onions and mayonnaise to make it palatable
here’s a lemon wedge in case your FISH tastes FISHY
yes the fish is on special because it was caught this morning and in about two hours it will become a health hazard
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)13:54:11 No.21865664 >>21865658
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:44:18 No.21865788 >>21865614
>>21863797
Well paying *job
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:25:51 No.21866798 >>21863943
That's a good source of calcium
>>21865618
You're a goober
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)04:33:04 No.21866804 >>21858781
They all look pretty good, I guess a matjessalat for the first go
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