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>Mom is making soup tomorrow
>bought two full rotisserie chickens and asked me to strip the meat for her while she’s out, but only the white meat
>this leaves me with all the dark goodness and even better, the carcass
I am going to brothmog my mother tonight. She was going to use bullion cubes for her own batch, and when she sees my homemade broth made from the bones of the dead and the forgotten bubbling away in my cauldron (pot), I do not know how she will react. I added celery, carrots, onions, garlic, and paprika, as my mother and her father have done before me.
I will offer her this broth, and it would be within her rights as matriarch (and holder of the credit card) to claim it for her own soup. And that would be acceptable.
But if she does not accept the liquid amber I have had brought out of death, I am going to take all that dark meat and a little bit of wild rice, and I am going to have a very hearty midnight meal.
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>>21859706
did you bake the carcasses?
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>>21859706
God you sound like such an insufferable faggot
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>brothmog my mother
The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>21859713
No. I suppose the grocery store did when they cooked the rotisserie chicken
>>21859714
Thanks for the bump
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>>21859734
you should bake the carcasses before making stock, it helps with flavor and cracks the bones so you get into the marrow
low and slow, 275 for 2-4 hours
bake it with the vegetables, too
if you want a nice dark stock rub some tomato paste on the bones before you bake them
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>>21859706
>I am going to brothmog my mother tonight
Get in line, son.
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>>21859739
Very interesting, thank you
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>>21859739
Stop helping OP brothmog his mother. You're sending him down a bad path.
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>>21859706
How’d the broth turn out?

>>21859714
No need to get upset, we’re all brothers here.
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>>21859706
>>21859713
>>21859714
>>21859732
>>21859739
How did OP’s broth turn out, kings?
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>>21859739
The abominations they use for rotisserie chickens at my grocery store have no goodness in their toothpick bones, but I will request beef bones and try this.
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>>21859706
mfw brothmogging my progenitor
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>>21859706
>I do not know how she will react
How about you just tell her "I'll make some homemade broth with the bones for you, too" like a regular person, you fuckin aspie. Talk to her instead of us.
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that rice needs to settle down a bit
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>>21860185
It turned out quite nice, need to strain it now. Mom is actually going to use it for her soup today, which is some Italian thing with star shaped pasta
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>>21860792
That looks like a pot of pagpag. You're not brothmogging anyone with that pot o slop.
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>>21861148
>doesn't know how broth is made
mogged and seething
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>>21860223
If you make the stock in a pressure cooker you don't have to skim it, something about the pressure pushes the impurities into the bone and you get a very nice, clear stock
If you're using a 15 bar pressure cooker it takes about 40 minutes to an hour, if you're using a 12 bar cooker it takes 120 to 145 minutes
I typically err on the shorter times because when you overcook a stock it will start to denature and get weird, I'd rather have a less rich stock than a watery, somewhat bitter stock
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>>21861168
You don't either if you didn't slather the carcass in tomato paste and roast it in the oven with the veggies till it got good dark color on it.
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I don't understand why you posted a picture of vultures on a deer carcass if it has nothing to do with the post. I legitimately thought at first this would be about venison and you gave the remains to your vulture bros or something.
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>>21862379
I am the vulture. I eat the carcass
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>>21860792
How did the soup turn out?
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>>21861406
> slather with tomato sauce
Really? Just canned tomato sauce or tomato paste?
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>>21859706
Wadiyatalkinabeet?
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>>21863580
Paste, not sauce. Too much water in the sauce to get browning during the roasting process. Bare minimum you should be roasting the veg and carcass pieces. The tomato paste just gives it a deeper flavor when you do.
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>>21859706
Brothmog is a sick Orc name.
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Dark meat is for the foxes/animals. Maybe even give it to a dog or use to make stock. Don't eat trash cuts. Have some self respect.
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>>21863564
Very good. We finished it off fast
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>>21859706
>I will offer her this broth, and it would be within her rights as matriarch (and holder of the credit card) to claim it for her own soup. And that would be acceptable.
Will you also offer her your penis and have sex with her?
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>>21859706
Be careful bro, in some states it's illegal to brothmog immediate family members.
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>>21860792
Say, looks good bucko. Tell mom to save me a pint!
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>>21864230
>That’s silly, Uruk-hai wouldn’t know what a menu is
>the one who said that was Brothmog
>ah okay, makes sense now
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>>21862379
I'm more interested if they just were given the carcass or if they really don't like deer feet
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>>21861344
This is the most brainlet interpretation of any cooking procedure I've ever read.
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>>21864230
i have a goblin chef in my pathfinder game i'm running today (on twitch in the dungeons and dragons catagory ;^) and this will be his name
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>>21868125
What's your name? I love Twitch streamers.
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>>21866876
>>21868125
N i c e
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>>21859706
>I am going to brothmog my mother tonight.
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>>21868138
i didn't see this but also here is a clip from the game you can make fun of it if you want https://www.twitch.tv/sagehoge/clip/SmilingBrainyStarTF2John-Aao46fUZiOrfhPDM
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>>21860792
wtf how did you take the photo without the soup spilling out?
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>>21870020
It's a very thick and rich broth
That's why they call him the brothmogger
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The Lord of Balrogs in LOTR is named Gothmog. I think OP stole brothmog from Tolkien's Gothmog.
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>>21859706
Take this kind of post to Reddit, buddy, they like this kind of faggot way of talking over there.
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>>21859706
I am going to take all that dark meat
I'm sure you will lol

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