>>21860358
That will be 100$ sir

>>21860361
+ 25$ tip

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>>21860358
>Ants on a log

ants on a log on the 'log

>>21860361
>>21860362
I don't think this "joke" is funny. It's not based in reality and frankly never made any sense the way it's applied.

>>21860358
when I was a kid I saw other kids eating this all the time. my mom never made it. so several years ago I decided to make it.

fucking disgusting. worst combination of food I ever had. the one good thing my mom did was not make that abomination.

>>21860468
replace the peanut butter with cream cheese. that's actually good. i like peanut butter but never liked it for this.

>>21860474
Well once there's cheese you don't want raisins then. Maybe onions or olives or meat.

My grandma used to make these, I'd just lick the peanut butter and raisins out and throw away the celery when she wasn't looking

>>21860366
What happened to /b/oxxy?

>>21860480
cream cheese tastes good with fruit, it's not that uncommon

>>21860474
>replace the peanut butter with cream cheese
no I think I would replace the celery with something edible that actually taste good.

‘ts ‘n ‘ ‘og

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>>21860482
She's a lesbian living in sf
I know someone that worked with her lol

>>21860741
You need to find "creamy" peanut butter

>>21860794
An open jar of peanut butter lasts months in the pantry, just get a smaller jar if you don't eat it as much and enjoy it being spreadable without a fucking microwave.

>>21860794
>becoming rancid sooner.
peanut butter pretty much cannot go rancid. it is totally shelf stable. I have had an opened container in my cupboard that was over a year old.

>>21860746
Can’t really blame her for being a bit fucked up.

>>21860358
Is this raw peanut butter ant (hehe) raisins on a split open beef bone or is it a leek?

>>21860358
You will eat the bugs!

>>21860358
damn, those ants really do be marching one by one and sheit. delicious.

>>21860412
that's the funny part to me. same with "+shipping" too.

>>21861323
Cerery

brapps on my hog

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>>21860358
Shit on a Shingle

uncooked celery sucks ass

cooked celery suck ass

uncooked celery rocks

parcooked celery is just alright

>>21862538
Is there some alternate title for it that's a touch classier? I never understood that dish anyway. They take dehydrated beef and soften it in cream sauce and then dump it on toast? Because at some point in history that beef was cheaper or lasted longer or something?
Seems like something that would cost a bit more to make now, if you went out of your way to get the meat to make it. I saw some sliced, dried beef disks in a jar at the store years ago that someone said was what they used for that "shingle shit" stuff. It was like $5 for a very small amount.
Correct me if I'm wrong about any of that.

celery is only good when it's minced and used for bolognese sauce.

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>>21860366
I've seen this image get posted for years here.
Why?

I JUST started liking cooked celery as a middle-aged man. I've always used it in mirepoix and soups and Thanksgiving dressing, but chopped small so I barely notice it. Still can't stand it raw at all. But I had it in Chinese food recently and it was just right. Crunchy yet cooked and sauced. With everything else it really worked.
I'm proud of myself for finally opening up to something new at my age. Doesn't happen often.

>>21863428
chipped beef on toast

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>>21863672
Cool, thanks.

>>21863428
I believe it's just an army food that became popular with veterans and their families and so on. A reasonable dish when you've got a lot of dehydrated canned meat on base but kind of silly outside of that context.

>>21860358
Is that almond butter or something? Why's it look so light?

>>21860468
Agreed. Why ruin either celery with peanut butter or ruin peanut butter with celery? I don't really enjoy celery, but I'll eat it plain for various reasons, but why combine?

>>21863428
It was popularized due to its use in the American military, I believe it was standardized around 1905, that's its nickname soldiers gave it, like that other Anon said, it's really called chipped beef on toast

>>21860358
holy shit dude its been a long time since that concept ran through my brain
thanks man its 1983 again

>>21860480
olives and fruit are great together and with peanut butter.in fact, I think olives are a type of fruit of their own, and we all know fruit goes great with onions (non-fruit)

>>21860358
>here's something healthy and fun for the children!
>800 calories of peanus butter

>>21860957
an open jar of peanut butter lasts years in a pantry and it doesn't even become inedible over time, the fats just eventually go off and give it a weird taste. peanut butter is basically non perishable.

>>21865181
Olives and peanut butter don't ever go together.

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>>21863433
If you ever go to /b/ there is literally 10-15 log threads minimum up at any time. Sometimes more log threads than non log threads. It's been like 10 years, it has to be more than 1 person

>>21866625
Wasn't it discovered the log poster is just one schizo poster?

>>21866625
>>21866628
Even the Arise Chickun threads didn't last as long as this... and I mean that one lasted a LONG time. Got moderators publicly involved and everything.

>>21866631
Arise chicken? What? I've used b since like 2008 but can't remember that one

>>21866633
Can't post it here. Just google Arise Chickun MLP and click on Know Your Meme and then face the autism.

>>21866638
Christ almost forgot how bad the MLP shit was before they got their own board. Does that even exist anymore?

>>21866650
Yep
>>>/mlp/

>>21866625
>>21863433
I haven't browsed /b/ for well over a decade, what is this shit

>>21866682
Andy Sixx!
Log of Shit!

>>21863433
>>21866628
>Wasn't it discovered the log poster is just one schizo poster?
That's what I've read. Apparently the cops investigated and tracked him down. One obsessed schizo fixated on some minor musician whom I've never even heard of outside of the context of 4chan logposter threads.

Just looked him up. Yep, never even heard of the band or his "solo project" name. I probably won't even remember it tomorrow.

>>21860990
>peanut butter pretty much cannot go rancid. it is totally shelf stable. I have had an opened container in my cupboard that was over a year old.
What the fuck sort of chemical nightmare are you eating? Peanut butter goes rancid pretty damn quickly, and I'm not even talking about the "all natural" stuff, I mean your basic bitch Skippy. Once you unseal that jar, the clock starts ticking, and it will be utterly foul after four months.

I've still got sealed, never-opened, jars that are ok after a year now (I overbought at Costco's January 2025 sale), but I bought one jar a couple of years ago (Jan 2024 sale) that the paper/foil/plastic cap wasn't properly sealed onto, and it was already rancid when I first opened it at about the six month mark.