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I drank a 1.75 liter bottle of bourbon on Thanksgiving and I blacked out and woke up with puke everywhere. It's a miracle my liver was still working after that. I gave up alcohol ever since.

>>21861702
Good for you, man. Booze is bad. It destroys tissue. It cooks your organs like ceviche.

>>21861707
>booze
what are you like 60 years old?

>>21861702
Good on you mate

I heard about some Indian guy who ate a kilo of onions a day and credited that with fathering kids into his 90’s.
I puréed a complete of onions and sculled them, immediately felt sick, and had one of the most horrific vomiting sessions ever about five minutes later.

A friend of mine is a huge fan of a trashy drink called a prairie fire. It's evidently a mix of Tabasco and bottom shelf tequila. We went out with a dozen friends while I had one beer before he bought a round of prairie fires. The barkeep didn't mention that the only Tabasco they had was green. I was eager to get it over with and got the shot halfway swallowed before violently erupting it back out into my button up shirt and the neighboring vicinity. I'm pretty sure half those friends got a speck of my puke in their shots as most hadn't taken theirs yet. I managed to collect most of it into my shirt and disappear into the bathroom until I could clean up and come back out in my undershirt.

>>21861682
i threw up after eating caramelized onions. now I just imagine slimy, soft, bitter, and sweet onions. in my nasal cavity and throat. every time I get sick, every time I'm eating onions. this is punishment like you wouldn't believe.

>>21861682
Somebody dared me to eat a raw scallop when I was like 19, don't ever try that.

>>21861682
I tried to make a butter chicken type thing but:
>I sliced the onion way too large
>cooked the onion too short, on too high heat, so it was still raw but burnt
>didn't have proper seasoning, it tasted bitter and I added too much
>the acidity of the tomato puree coagulated the cream
>added a bunch of sugar in an attempt to save it
>didn't even have chicken, added chickpeas

In the end I had a bitter and too sweet curdled cream sauce with large, still crunchy, burnt onion chunks and I forced myself to eat it for two days because I hate food waste. Taste and texture were the same same going in as they were going out.

>>21861682
What the fuck does any of that have to do with a radio station you incompetent fuckwad?

>>21861831
>I puréed a complete of onions and sculled them,
No human knows what this means.

>>21862996
He pureed a whole bag of onions and eated them all.

>>21863001
Shut up you stupid nonhuman. Go be a stinky neanderthal somewhere else before I fuck your cavewife.

One time I ate an entire pizza and washed it down with a half gallon of orange juice. I mean over a couple of hours but still. Turns out cheese and OJ don't go together so most of it ended up coming back out.

>>21862992
>The W is for white
>The P is for port
>The L is for lemon
>The J is for juice
>White port and lemon juice
>WOO WOO WOO WOO YEAH
>White port and lemon juice
>White port and lemon juice ooh what it do to you

>You take the bottle
>You take the can
>Shake it up fine, you get a good good wine
>White port and lemon juice
>White port and lemon juice
>White port and lemon juice ooh what it do to you

Bruh I followed the instructions to the letter

This is not on me

bottle of sake on my birthday, could have been the restaurant too, i had yakiniku. well nobody told me not to drink the entire sake bottle in one night plus 10 beers before a work day so that is what i did.

i ended up smashing a light fixture in my bathroom and i have (literally) no memory of how that happened, not a single context clue or anything remained. perhaps i bent it beyond breaking point by stumbling into it while making my way to the toilet to begin vomiting. most of the shards fell into the toilet which i had to pluck out with tongs the next day.

what is odd is i still remember the details of the book i was reading that night, but not the rest of the night in particular.

god i miss being in my 20s

I accidentally projectile vomited twelve beers on parked cars while riding my bike drunk and high on methadone.

>>21863150
What instructions? There's no measurements.

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On my 16th birthday i took a shot of something, whatever whiskey was in a friend of a friends parents cabinet
And immediately threw up in the sink that was in front of me
Still haven’t tried to take another shot, and it’s been 16 years

>>21861702
>It's a miracle my liver was still working
a single night of excessive drinking isn't going to destroy your liver

>>21861712
sorry, I meant hooch

>>21862996
‘Scull’ is a derivative of ‘skøl’ and is used in Commonwealth countries such as Australia, Britain, Canada and New Zealand to describe the act of rapidly drinking a quantity of liquid or semi-liquid substances.

For instance, “I drove past the bust stop last night and your mother was out the front sculling two pints of hobo cum from an old boot to win a $3 bet.”

>>21864794
>bust stop

>>21863150
You get what you deserve for listening to one of the most retarded men in modern history