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"""made""" microwave popcorn for the first time in like 20 years and barely had any unpopped colonels in the bag. cant believe how far popcorn technology has come...
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>>21862900
>unpopped colonels
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>>21862900
>Buy raw popcorn kernels
>Put 5 in a small lidded sauce pot using leftover tallow or bacon lard (olive oil if your a casual)
>wait till they pop
>dump about a cup in
>get a baking sheet
>rapidly shake the pot
>once kernels reach the lid, dump the top onto the tray
>keep doing this until you have no un-popped kernels
>season with toppings of choice
(I enjoy roasted garlic, pepper and salt, add sugar and salt to pot after the five test if you want kettle corn)
Why do micro's think they can actually cook?
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>>21863129
Gooks popped our colonel back in '69
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>>21863129
>Colonel Sanders
>sells Popcorn Chicken
MIND=BLOWN