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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:15:21 No.21864278 The Yemeni people have been hiding mufawar coffee from you. Today as a 27 year old white boy, I learned that cardamom is king.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:16:29 No.21864282 Seems like the yemeni coffee meme came out of nowhere a year or two back and it's now everywhere, what's going on?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:23:31 No.21864287 >>21864282
Beats me. I live close to a part of Queens called Little Egypt. I am trying to live healthier, so rather than hanging out at a bar and drinking beer I’ve been spending my evenings walking around late at night. I found a coffee spot full of young brown people open late to 11. Their coffee is pricey, but cheaper than a couple beers. Besides, I balance it out by having this coffee some nights and other nights walking the opposite direction and getting various Himalayan teas for $1.50 a cup
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:24:13 No.21864288 >>21864278
I don’t like coffee but Yemen hates israel so they’re cool with me
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:28:57 No.21864291 >>21864288
Really, that actually makes sense. When I was walking out of the coffee shop and old man started pointing frantically at my beard. I have red-tinged facial hair because I’m Irish (and a fraction Jewish), and this guy just starts screaming at me. “Jewish! Jewish! Jewish! Jewish!”
I was very startled and walked away, but he kept calling after me. Though I can’t complain too much since my online presence has played a large role in increasing Israeli hatred in america
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:46:45 No.21864301 >>21864282
Libs found another flavor of poor brown people to obsess over
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:52:10 No.21864305 >>21864301
Yeah it couldn't possibly be that people actually like the coffee right? That's the woke DEI talk again!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:08:11 No.21864317 >>21864301
The jew fears the chad yemeni coffee king
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:16:26 No.21864322 >>21864317
take your AI slop spam back to linkedin
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:25:24 No.21864328 Isn’t Yemen the place they still have open slave markets?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:26:29 No.21864331 >>21864287
Moka & Co is trash dude, go over to Qahwah House on 31st instead (also open until midnight). Be sure to hit these spots up during Ramadan which is coming up, they're madhouses after sunset.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:29:01 No.21864333 >>21864331
hey stop blowing my comfy spots, I don't need more instathots putting me in their stupid selfies
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:32:32 No.21864336 >>21864331
>>21864333
Thanks. I’ll be the fat white guy in the ski coat
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:40:09 No.21864346 >>21864331
In return, I will let you in on a gem. Darjeeling Kitchen and Cafe. If you get the TooGoodTooGo at the end of the night, it’s $4 for three or four cups of assorted tea. I like to drink them and walk around for a bit of cheeky exercise. And of course the food is very good as well.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:41:38 No.21864349 >>21864322
Over my blessed body, Goldbergsteinowitz.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:45:27 No.21864354 >>21864349
Isn't israel now a major supplier of the AI chips generating the slop you're flooding the internet with?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:47:51 No.21864355 >>21864346
Laughing at how often we've probably been in the same room as each other with our similar spots and walking habits
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:50:35 No.21864362 >>21864354
"Israel"? Never heard of it buddy.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:53:13 No.21864364 >>21864362
Well, they thank you anyway for driving up demand for their slop chips
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:54:48 No.21864369 >>21864355
Small world! If this is Adam, the guy who told me he browses /fa/ and /a/, cheers
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)20:04:28 No.21864384 >>21864364
Have a blessed day :)
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:08:01 No.21864539 >>21864278
The Yems, and all other people, are right to hide their coffee from me. I am a caffiend.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:13:08 No.21864548 Nor Yemeni but Lebanese. Only 6 leafbux, don't know how it compares but good enough for me.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:21:54 No.21864562 >>21864322
Seethe, rabbi
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:34:20 No.21864575 >>21864282
They literally invented coffee, dumb fuck.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:35:31 No.21864577 >>21864575
"Yemeni coffee shop" is not just "a coffee shop that serves coffee brewed from beans that are from yemen" any more than an "american coffee shop" serves strictly hawaiian and puerto rican beans, please never post about coffee again tyvm!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:44:20 No.21864587 >>21864577
redscare poster
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:48:12 No.21864594 >>21864291
as long as you understand the hate is pretty justified, its all good.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:17:32 No.21864631 >>21864278
You are not white and you have been spamming shitty threads all day claiming to be white. We all know you are an Indian so stop.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:20:06 No.21864636 >>21864305
If you actually liked coffee you wouldn't talk about low tier coffee just because you think it's "exotic" like a simple minded retard. You are a typical hipster.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)23:29:11 No.21864645 >>21864636
>if you actually liked a thing you would just pretend a growing fad related to a thing isn't real because that would sound very unsophisticated and ignorant of status signals, which is what tryhard hipsters aspire to be
You should really decide what strawman you're going to rail against before you start typing, otherwise it just comes out incoherent. A lesson for next time!
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:25:28 No.21864743 >>21864278
>coffee with cardamom gets its own hipster name
ok so if I have cinnamom with coffee I can make up some bullshit like milwaukee coffee?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:29:48 No.21864744 >>21864743
nobody would drink it if you called it that
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:17:26 No.21864827 >>21864744
fat people might
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:23:22 No.21864840 >>21864827
I will be there to witness this... with coffee... without pants.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:34:13 No.21864863 >>21864287
>terrorist cafe
Lol at being conned out of $7 for 12oz of dirty spice water.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)01:57:10 No.21864902 >>21864282
There were hundreds of thousands of refugees between 2015-2019 due to internationally supported blockades.
Takes a few years to get settled, learn how to get DEI loans, and open the cheapest type of restaurant.
Or, some people say they’re saudi funded because the saudis know no one would want saudi coffee.
I don’t care, i like the coffee and desserts either way
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)12:44:16 No.21865579 >>21864349
>>21864562
>images generated on (((Oracle))) servers.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)12:48:16 No.21865580 >>21864278
>Yemeni
ok if they disarm the pirates and stop stealing my amazon shipments from europoors.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)12:50:08 No.21865584 >>21864743
>>21864863
>>21864743
this is why i drink 3 dollar masala teh like an indian manlet.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)13:10:36 No.21865601 >>21864278
>white boy
I hate Americans more than you can ever possibly imagine.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)14:57:14 No.21865747 >>21865580
Sorry nigga, the pools still closed. Maybe try again next year :(
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:14:28 No.21865759 >>21865601
i know that feel bro
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)16:30:55 No.21865850 >>21865747
This image made my habbaids flare up.
You've killed me, habibi. You've killed me. Only the Afroduck and a cup of cardamon laced coffee can save me now.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)17:33:34 No.21865913 >>21864278
I like cinnamon in coffee. First tried it after reading Dune and melange coffee was described as tasting like it.
I'll try cardamom, although it seems easy to use too much.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)17:40:14 No.21865921 >>21865913
same deal as cinnamon - just a pinch. It can be a small pinch or a big pinch, but if you're getting into spoonfuls, it's going to be too much.
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