>350 kcal/$
that's pretty bad actually, before even considering the nutritional makeup

>>21864329
That IS slop. Beans are better than that fuckin crap

>>21864341
Beans and shit like that are slop people in literally third worlds eat. This can be air fried, dressed up with some marina a bit etc not even the same.

What's the best way to dress up pizza rolls?

you cant beat rice and beans, but especially not with anything as processed as a pizza roll

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>>21864367
You can air fry them, put them in the oven, dip them in mariana etc... great for YOUR upcoming Superbowl party on Sunday anon.

>>21864367
I prefer a Bordelaise or Merlot reduction with dried, shaved morel mushroom. In April I go hunting for them and i do the reduction and it's great on the rolls.

>>21864387
There's no nutrition in these; just salt.

>>21864367
One time when I was very drunk and hungry I shamefully made a tray of pizza rolls, then threw them in a dish and covered them in cheese, jalapenos, onions, bacon bits, ranch dressing and I think some pepperoni or salami, baked them again like nachos, then dumped a bunch of sour cream and Louisiana Crystal on top and ate the whole tray
I shat my brains out for days after and was in great pain but it was breddy gud

>>21864412
Sounds like a great light snack.

>>21864414
Maybe if you only ate like 6 rolls

>>21864412
How much do you weigh?

>>21864329
Pizza rolls were insanely better circa 2010 and even then they weren't that great.
The current formula might as well be fed to livestock.

>>21864437
Can confirm. Last time i had them nearly 20 years ago. They were good enough to ease little ceasers or dominoes cravings. Today? Acidic juice wrapped in.... I do not know what the fuck they put it in.
Considering they are still sold today. They must evidently be sold to mothers that hate their children. They do not eat the same as what they give them.

>>21864437
>>21864439
Perhaps you've just grown up.

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They were better in the 90s, actually; when they were still Jeno's.

>>21864329
they never look like that inside.

>>21864455
You can't gaslight me. I was 17 in 2010 lmao I basically already was an adult when I was enjoying them.

Also, Cinnamon Life used to be my favorite cereal and now it just tastes like cardboard. They fucked that one up too.

>>21864412
Sounds like you know how to eat jack

>>21864455
Not likely. Other noticeable things that i remember the taste of while not tasting for year is Caprisuns, Coke, maruchan ramen, ... Well just off the top of my head. Those are basically wet sugar or salt respectively. Oh right koolaid also took a hit.

Well actually the tasteless coke was about 2 years. Just had coke a week ago and they upped back the taste. Sales must have dropped off noticeably lol.
You could tell they took out all the ingredients because you can leave a cup sitting for hours to let the carbonation go. You can tell the real taste after. The coke from 2 years ago was just carbonated water with some acid and sugar.

>>21864437
You could say that about anything these days

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>>21864455
Nah I'm autistic as hell and sensitive to changes in taste, they taste ABSOFRUITLY FUCKING NOTHING like they did in the 90s. In fact they are disgusting and inedible now, I occasionally buy the WinCo brand pizza rolls instead and they're much better (though still not as good as 90s totinos). It's sad how now off-brand slop is 1000% better than namebrand.

>>21864329
these taste like salt, acid and vague hints of tomato and oil among the acidic mess, idk how people still buy these, they DONT TASTE GOOD

>>21864654
This is true.

>>21864639
Goddammit it does sound like something Jack would "cook"

>>21864341
i like beans and dont eat crap like this but if i had a bag of pizza rolls for some reason... im fucking up that entire bag in one go