>>21864401
Boil hotdog for 5 minutes. Put hotdog on bun. Add toppings of your choice. I like ketchup and a lot of yellow onions. Consume and enjoy.

>>21864401
the majority of humanity survived with the following for thousands of years, surely you can figure it out too

put any sort of lump of meat in a pot with water just covering it
raise heat to slow simmer, bubbling but just barely
leave for a few hours like this
add any sort of vegetable and spice you like, carrot, celery, onion, garlic, peas, corn, broccoli, it doesn't matter
optional, but recommended, add a starch like potato or rice
continue cooking slowly
taste it, add salt/pepper if it tastes bad
continue cooking if anything is hard/crunchy
otherwise it's done
serve in a bowl with bread, top with cheese and/or hot sauce if desired

>>21864401
One cup pee pee
Four dookie caca poopy
3oz farts
24 burps

Boil inna pot until green stink lines come out, then cover and simmer until you hear a foghorn go "wheee-oooooo."
Garnish with doodoo-feces

Wala

>>21864447
he didn't ask for british recipes

>>21864447
You think I can substitute some of burbs with farts or you think that will over power the pepe?

>>21864401
Does your grocery store have a hot bar? Easiest recipe is get something from there while you're shopping and eat it with like some grapes (or an apple) and maybe a carrot or something.
Also cereal, poptarts uhhhhhhh you can make pizza pretty easily if you use a frozen pizza as a base then you know make your recipe with adding pepperoni slices and shred some more cheese on top and maybe some olivers.

>>21865044
It this that highly homosexual cookbook?

>>21865044
toast doesn't need avocado wtf that guy is a liar

>>21864401
>>Cuppa-Cuppa-Cuppa
1 cup sugar
1 cup flour
1 cup fruit cocktail, with the juice
Bake at 350 until golden bubbly.
Good with ice cream.

>>21865087
Is this one of those fancy layered desserts? I don't get what this is.

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Hold on, i got a few from the early ai days.

>>21865091
Just mix the 3 ingredients, and bake it. It comes out like a cake.

>>21865099
me when I'm high as fuck in the kitchen

>>21865169
Dudeweed

>>21864401
Three Cheese Blend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU

Trimmed down recipe to save you some watch time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR15DxLy_b8

>>21865044
gourmet jew food

>>21864401
tortilla chips (3 heaping handfuls)
shredded cheese (enough to cover chips)
microwave 2 minutes or until cheese is melted
drizzle with hot sauce
you now have nachos

>>21864447
Saar?

>>21865192
Im gonna go smoke one for you my dude.

If you wanna learn how to cook, the best way is watching tv shows and videos from people that actually show most of the cooking process. Jacque Pepin’s Fast Food My Way, J Kenji Lopez Alt’s youtube videos (his personality is annoying but his POV videos are good), Chef John on youtube, etc. Being able to see things like how ingredients are cut, what colors they are cooked to, and how fast things go are all very helpful. If you do just want recipes, I’d recommend picking up Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat by Samin Nosrat.

>>21866356
Thats boring lameass shit. I learned to cook from anime, it's all you need.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cooking_anime_and_manga

>>21864427
>low-IQ
>Boil hotdog
Well you sure understood the assignment...

Combine starch with fat, salt, and heat, and more fat after.
Combine meat and salt with heat, depending if tough/tender, add wet/fat and cook slow/fast
Take green plant, add salt and heat, optionally add wet or fat, both, or neither

>>21865044
excellent low IQ recipe

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Banana Ice Cream

protip, >>21865044 add some avocado to make it creamier

>>21867039
thats just a dairyless maltless banana malt :/

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how to make homemade pancakes:
buy package of pancake mix
add water to pancake mix
dump in hot buttery pan
flip at least once