>>21864471
>literally the cheapest food to make
Rice is cheaper.

>>21864471
pizza is unhealthy as fuck
thank god we're ditching that slop

>>21864471
Wasn’t long ago you could have a pizza and wings delivered with a tip for a cool 20 bucks. Now it’s like 30 for the pizza alone. It quickly loses its appeal at these inflated prices

>>21864497
>pizza is unhealthy
No, Pizzlop is unhealthy.

>>21864471
Bullshit. I'm an American and love pizza

>>21864513
I love pizza too
>tfw low carb diet right now

I miss it more than I miss my ex gf

>>21864471
There’s no good pizza in America outside the northeast and some corners of the west coast.

>>21864518
To be fair there's no good America outside of the Northeast and West Coast

>>21864501
I feel bad for some people, especially if they don't use any of the deals. Good job spending $35 on one large pizza after tax and tip.

t. Pizza delivery guy

>>21864533
If i'm ordering pizza slut i have a specific pizza in mind that i want. I'm not going to fuck around shopping for an hour to find the best deal on some pesto shit i wont even like.

Really? I thought cheap food was on the rise.

>>21864538
Usually there's an obvious "large pizza and side" deal that would see you pay maybe $2 more to get wings or cheesy bread. Thanks for giving my shyster boss more profit though.

>>21864497
Modern corporate pizza is. Full of shiity oils, preservatives, nitrates, anti caking agents.

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>uhhhhhh let's make a round food
>and put it in a square box
>but you must eat it cut into triangles

>>21864564
>morbid obesity
>ethnic monstrosities in the background

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>21864591
>OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
UK
FRANCE
GERMANYYYY

>>21864561
Just seems like a lot of work

>>21864591
Could be anywhere these days rejeet.

>>21864518
>>21864520
Look at these butt hurt immigrants crying about America in every other thread. Must suck living in India.

>>21864471
I got two large pizzas from a place and it was $70.
I think im not gonna do that anymore.

>>21864564
They should cut pizza slices into circles

>>21864606
The only good pizza in the world is in New Jersey and Italy. Cope, cletus

>>21864650
Why do you call everyone you disagree with Cletus? I don't get it. I've seen you do it multiple threads.

>>21864471
the price went up and the quality went down, I wouldn't be angry if it was one or the other but they had to have their cake and eat it.

pizza is already a cheap and shitty comfort food, you really have to try to find low quality garbage ingredients before they start compromising the taste of the pizza, and yet they can do this reliably and consistently, it's just utterly insulting.

>>21864650
>>21864680
Who exactly is Cletus supposed to be?

>>21864699
he's calling everyone he doesn't like a flyover retard

>>21864705
But who or what is Cletus? I still don't get it.

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>make sourdough pizza dough
>knead, rest, knead, develop gluten structure
>slam onto work surface covered in cornmeal dusting
>stretch and fling into a disc
>apply toppings whatever you want anything works
>$1 per 12" pizza
>store extra pizza dough balls in freezer
>looks like uttershitem8

>>21864497
>bread with tomato sauce and cheese is unhealthy as fuck
no its not.

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There's this one old middle eastern dude in my town that's been running a hole in the wall pizzeria with his wife for over 40 years and he's literally the only place where I can still get a large pepperoni pizza for like $15. I'm gonna be so sad when he retires or dies or something because there's no way whoever takes over that pizzeria isn't just going to double every price on the menu overnight.

>>21864471
considering almost every single franchise in the U.S. has permanent 50% off coupons it's only expensive if you're retarded enough to not use them
local places are increasingly expensive dogshit though yeah

>>21864471
kekerino
it's literally flour, water, yeast, tomatoes, cheese
stick that bitch in an oven
It's about technique really
But American economy destroys anything artisanal
i.e. it requires insane cash overhead to do.
the middle is gutted and it's either you pay $30 dollars for giuseppi's san marzano pizza sauced and single origin flour pie which tastes pretty good, or $10 dollar Domino's. guess which one has longevity?
>shrugs
pizzanomics

>>21864782
There are still tons and tons of regular pizza places all over the country that aren't charging $30 a pie. The One Bite Pizza guy has proven this.

>>21864515
its been how long? i mean, your ex and not eating pizza

>>21864734
High in calories yet little protein. The definition of a shit tier filler meal for peasants (which pizza always was).

>>21864471
>20” za
>$33
Trump’s America.

>>21864816
only like a month on both lmao

>>21864875
>pizza tariffs

>>21864471
Stop making pizza with government cheese.

>>21864471
they do it because you retards keep going anyway
mcdonalds literally tripled their prices in the span of 4 years and their profit margins are up year over year regardless

>>21864615
Hexagons inscribe into a circle pretty well but would be difficult to cut without some kind of press.

>>21864501
>>21864533
A medium two topping at dominos is $6.99. A premium is $9.99. What are you talking about?

>>21866697
They're ordering from upscale pizza joints and/or they're using Uber eats or doordash and racking up crazy delivery and service fees. I checked the two medium za two topping deal on the Domino's website and it came to $23 in total. On Uber eats it was $42 for the same order.

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>>21864518
Northeast pizza is almost as bad as Italian style "pizza". A fucking cracker with a miserly dose of sauce and a stingy shaving of cheese. Absolute dogshit
West coast tries to be like Japanese and just puts whatever random shit they can find on a flatbread and calls it pizza, like avocados, non-tomato based sauce, corn, shrimp, chorizo. That's not even pizza anymore.
Fucking hate yankees but I give credit where it's due. Illinois knows what pizza is supposed to be.

>>21864741
That cats retarded LMAO

>>21864471
You should be hanging kikes for those prices

>>21864497
sour grapes, faggot

>>21864864
A well made pizza is a fairly balanced meal in the right proportions. Argument to be made about too much carbs. However, most people are eating absolute slop.

>>21866807
Excuse me sir, I ordered a pizza, not a casserole.

>>21866697
That's not bad if you're picking it up since it's just that plus tax
Delivery ends up adding like $10+ with the delivery fee which is usually 4.99
Then there's the delivery service from door dash or whatever and that's like 1.99+
There's the driver tip which starts at like 15% of your order, that's usually the default option but they do have a "choose amount" option
Shit is expensive even if you go for the deals so it's best to go pick it up yourself otherwise it's just not worth it

>>21864471
I think more people are just eating frozen pizza now because it's cheaper

>>21864471
I make me own 'za nowadays.

>>21864731
Perfection, you just know that crust has a nice chew

>>21864471
>looks like zoomers don't like pizza anymore"
More like people who are not retards or lazy bake their own pizza at home instead of overpaying for it.

>>21866947
frozen pizza starts at 5 bucks for the shittest brands where I live

>>21866947
>I think more people are just eating frozen pizza now because they're lazy
ftfy

>>21867216
This. It fucking sucks uber and doordash fucked delivery prices but making your own isn't hard and saves you 30+ bucks