>>21865798
not bad but looks like you got it from a cafeteria

>>21865801
it's the mcdonalds big breakfast on a plate
that's what I think

>>21865798
if it took you more than 15-20 minutes it's not a good breakfast

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>disassembled sandwich + "hotcakes" (which suck)
I'd rather just get the sandwich.

>>21865798
That's Mcdonalds lmao. You didn't make shit, retard.

>>21865798
Nigga, that's the McDonald's Big Breakfast with Hotcakes

>>21865817
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>>21865835
I DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK EGGS... OKAY!?!!?!!! IT’S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. LEAVE ME AND MY BREAKFAST ALONE

>>21865798
Looks like you just warmed up frozen food.

>>21865798
The eggs look nice, the pancakes look dry and the three meats on your plate look reheated. Still looks decent though. You do physical work?

>>21865798
>>21865817
hahaha why don't you prepare your own breakfast? it’s hardly complicated...

This is the crappiest forced meme ever.

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>>21865841
>fully functioning adult can't make scrambled eggs
>this is normal in the big '26
We're so fucked aren't we?

>>21865798
That is too much food

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>>21865841
Incase you're not pretended to be retard.
>crack 2 eggs into buttered/non-stick spray 8-10 inch pan
>for sunny side up with intact yolks set to 6.5/10, add a literal single handful (what you can cup with one hand) of water for steam, then cover
>do nothing until the yolks turn a bit white
>slide it onto plate
You don't even need a spatula. You don't touch it. Just tilt the pant onto the plate and cut in. Perfectly cooked and you got warm runny yolk. If you let it go 30 seconds longer after yolks turn white less yolk will be runny and more semi-solid.

If you want scrambled do the same thing but mix the egg and yolk in pan until it is all sorta of yellow and let sit for a bit. Once there is a semi-solid base formed (you will be able to see this) just start scraping the pan from the edge to the center in a circle pattern. Once you complete a circuit. Let it sit for 15-20 second and keep it moving around until all the liquid parts are semi-solid. Plate it and enjoy. The eggs will keep cooking for a minute or so after removing form heat so plate them once there is clearly no liquid even if it looks "wet". That is it. Eggs are pretty easy desu

>>21865987
it's a small meal for an american

>>21865841
Hahahahahaha how is not knowing how to cook eggs even real?? Nigga crack the egg into a hot pan nigga wait until its not clear anymore, salt and pepper to taste

>>21865798
no you didn't. that's from mcdonalds.

>>21865996
who let eggboy in here?

>>21865798
Looks like quite a large morning meal

>>21865817
they used to be the same price as one,