>>21866591
lol
start drinking thermometers or something

>>21866593
I'll lose attorney of myself immediately if I do that. The goal is to do it gradually to ensure everyone gets a turn at wiping my bottom before I'm dumped into the nut house.

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AI slop ads on news articles currently suggest sugar (specifically honey?), bottled water, and olive oil for this purpose.

>>21866593
they stopped using mercury in thermometers decades ago. now it's a mixture of gallium and other shit.

>>21866610
if you start taking a lot of benadryl at night along with overdosing on tuna by day you should be pretty demented in 10 years

>>21866626
Also alcoholic wet brain is the ticket to really early dementia. You just need to drink constantly and not eat and you get a severe vitamin B1 deficiency that mimics dementia. Wernicke Korsakoff syndrome. It's scary. You can speed the process with benzos. Long term benzo use also causes early onset dementia. I don't recommend any of this and I know OP is just having a giggle but alcoholic and benzo wet brained 40 year olds are really sad to see.

This is just one step away from bugchasing.

>>21866591
Maybe you'll turn blue like that blue guy

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>>21866591
Get tattoos, free heavy metals and forever chemicals are included with some gay scribbles

>>21866591
I was exposed to mercury in a mining accident as a kid, trust me you do not want that shit. If you want to fry your brain just drink heavily and do heaps of mushrooms.

>>21866591

Red dye 40 and yellow 6

>>21866698

>a mining accident as a kid

What was it like living in the early 1900s

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>>21866591
Drink a lot, particularly gin. It’s linked heavily with dementia and neuropathy.

Hopefully you change your mind though!
Why do you want that to be your life? Won’t even be able to post on 4chan or play video games that way

>>21866591
You need to also microplasticsmax since they are linked to neural degeneration and diseases like dementia.
Also avoid exercise as much as possible and remain chronically dehydrated.
>>21866653
Hardly, this is contained entirely within anon. He isn't exposing anyone else to his self harm and when he dies it expires entirely.

>>21866591
just buy mercury

>>21866591
Don't nonny.

>>21866740
>Drink a lot, particularly gin. It’s linked heavily with dementia and neuropathy.
This is why women shouldn't be able to post here.