>>152294195
>artist credit @chomplicated on twitter

>>152294195
PREVIOUS THREAD OOPS:
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>>152294195
>QOTT
I want to see more bloodswaps/kidswaps that are actually finished to completion, rather than just left on the cutting room floor. preferably one that follows my idea for a kidswap

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>>152294252
Forgot the image

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>>152294195
>A bonus question is if there is any fics that you have seen that are premier I implore you to share.
Yeah, I'll drop some kino on your ass
https://archiveofourown.gay/works/73956336

>>152294333
Oh this is that good shit

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What would you do if you had a Korpus right in front of you?

>>152294267
Holy shit this beta session mogs the alpha one so hard it's unreal

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>>152294371
We know what tridesert would do

>>152294371
Is this bimbofication?

At least shit up the thread with actual HS shotas and not some overshilled fanslop

>>152294371
hunt him for sport

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>>152294486
I don't blame him, I'd do it too lol.

>>152294516
Shota this shota that maybe I dont like shotas ever think about that?!

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>>152294550
Don't like shotas?

https://files.catbox.moe/o4bmt2.mp3

unrelated to shotas, 8ut i made somethin6 and wanted to share it 8)

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>>152294371
S-shota?
>>152294526
SHOTAAAAA
>>152294550
"Hey Jimmy let me get a Homestuck with nothin on it!!!"

>>152294609
I think this is better than anything you've ever drawn

>>152294526
>>152294486
>>152294371
GIVE ME SAUCE NOW

WHO IS THIS BOY, WHERE IS HE FROM, WHO DREW THE PORN

PLEASE

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Big and small, young and old, I love the Unbelievable Bundle of Joy(Nepeta) with the Eternally Crouchy Asshole(Karkat).

>>152294668
i perfer when nepeta is smaller than karkat.

but ill never turn down someone drawing karkat as a cute boy ever. hes like my second favorite boy

>>152294631
anon i know it's 6ood, 8ut i don't think it's THAT 6ood lol

>>152294688
its so cute but so sad that spider8reath is so associated with the snow :(

>>152294668
Pervert

next thread will be a shota thread

>>152294772
not if i have anythin6 to do with it

People who pair big women with short men are pedos and people who pair big men with short women are pedos

it's a gay thread

>>152294827
who who pair women and men are gay and people who pair men and men are gay

>>152294827
baka this place is just like twitter

Whats next juneloveranon BAKA

>>152294827
So true, this is why big women should be paired with with short women and big men with small men.

apparently shake my head gets replaced with baka so thats interesting. I dont use these boards enough to know that before hand

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deploying all my heteroslop to CLEANSE this thread

>>152294856
This wordfilter is like a decade old by now baka desu senpai

>>152294609
wow uh, that's great d/arling! im not her/e to d/emotivate you or anything, but to my ear it sounds trash like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m6MFz4-LvE

cant even obnoxiously push my agenda anymore, what has the world come too

>>152294882
i dont use the chan boards, im about as nu as it gets. I only use this site for hsg and nothing else. Maybe ill hop on the undertale deltarune boards later.

>>152294333
does anyone have that really good spider8reath dancing gif

>>152294888
>8 trips
come on. do you NOT like homestuck music or somethin6?? do you HATE s8ur8an jun6le? do you HATE Karkat's Theme? Rex Duodecim An6elus? ANON WORK WITH ME HERE you 6otta

i mean the music is like 1/5th the reason hs is sooooo 6ood

>>152294195
>QOTT:
i want more fics that are metaslop(Tm)

>bonus question:
jade route is like one of my favorite homestuck fics ever i'd recommend it even if you dont like the epilogues
https://www.spicyyeti.com/stupid/jaderoute.html?episode=1_start&page=jr1.png

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Generals suck because they are dominated by the people who have the most time to waste.

>>152294864
MAOR

>>152294931
you got that right

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i mean it's sorta canon on alternia, why not on 8eforus? i ship it

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>>152294951
cherry limeade my 8eloved....

>>152294957
because kankri sucks on beforus and alternia makes him lock in and be cool
ALL of the ancestors are cooler on alternia

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we need to be posting fagslop

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>>152294991
i would KILL you with a 8rick anon

>>152294973
all he needed was a cute chu88y olive8lood and he would'nt've 8een such a 8ratty mutant8lood. meulin would've corrected him

>>152294917
have you ever listened to d/ance of thor/ns, o/r the strife album entirely?
what you mad/e sound/s like you just placed notes togethe/r

>>152295040
muelin is chubby?

also yeah but it think being a brat is a mutant blood thing man, which im not complainng. i LOVE brats.

its why karkat is my favorite

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>>152295040
or it would've made him worse. i 6uess we'll never know

>>152295056
yah it mi6ht just 8e a mutant thin6. the vantas' are 8UILT for TON (Ti6ht Olive Nook). anyways meulin is o8viously chu88y. chu88y-coded character, despite it 8ein6 a visual story where you can SEE the characters

>>152295052
hmmmm i don't see it personally, 8ut... shru6, whatevs. i still think it's pretty 6ood

Everyone loves spider8reath until John impregnates Vriska and she starts getting annoying and smug about it and everyone is just frustrated.

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>>152295056
y'know what here's a 8onus chu88y meulin, which i wasn't 6onna ori6inally post 8ecause i'm 8usy postin6 STRAI6HT ships without my typin6 quirk so people don't know it's me

Threesome between John, Viskra and Terezi. It’s not a club if it’s a diamond + human.

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hussie was too much of a fa66ot to canonize it. unfortunate. Jake deserved a lucky 8r8k (not vriska)

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So Dave<>Dirk is bad, but Rose & Dirk dating Nymphs and Satyrs is okay. Also, Vibri having mommy issues checks out.

>>152295160
pregnant vriska would be the worst thing ever!

i need it right now.

i wonder what they would name the child (it would be nick cage egbert)

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kind of a crackship 8ut wvhatever

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it's 8ased 8ut why did they 6ive Jade mascara and lipstick? makes her look liek a rapea8le SLUT

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i wanna see them Strife and then kiss passionately after. that is all my commentary on this ima6e is.

>>152295117
its the hor/n i think. it's being annoying i would say, i can't pay attention to the other instruments when the hor/n is being loud

I swear whenever I look up vriska r34 she always have a bush, like its good and all but I feel like my dumbass might've missed something, is there an actual reason for this?

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john x [whoever the artist wants to fuck] is a horri8le ship. like come on make an OC atp

>>152295309
i 6uess that makes more sense

>>152295321
tom8oy = 8ush
simple as

>>152295283
stealing this for my prospitcest comic

>>152295305
i love art where jade is frowning or looking mad, i love it

>>152295321
shes the type of bitch to not shave

>>152294924
Relationship goals

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>>152295340
me too. wish there were more of her 8ein6 an6ry 8ut i'm too lazy to look for it

>>152295283
imagine r/ose using pink lipstick, i just got a mother/fucking bone/r

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not the hu6est carapacian fan, 8ut Ms. Paint can 6et it. and 8y it, i mean my penis. i love fat (not too fat) 8itches so much

>>152295371
like its a really overlooked part of her.
same with jane desu, even tho, she literally has the biggest overdramatic freak out of any character.

thats what ill give jadekat even tho its not really my favorite. people allow jade to get mad with that ship instead of being just "a girl" that the boys date. (davejade)

not prospitcest tho cause all the art is based

>>152294656
This is Korpus from Prisounebound
Heres the sauce, made by the creator of Prisounebound himself
>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139502470

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>>152295321
Does this look like the room of a woman that makes an active effort to shave her pussy?

>>152295407
he...he draws porn.....

im so happy i cant even put iot into words

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i dislike redrom jadekat, just doesn't work at ALL 8ut whatever, it's still cute even if it's crin6e

>>152295393
that would indeed 8e pretty 8ased. wish i had a picture like that t8h

>>152295422
He draws all kinds of porn, his loli and shota are his best works imo

>>152295377
>bisecting a zombie with a gun
Weird flex but ok

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wow i sure do have a lot of jadekat downloaded. i should diversify my portfolio. shipfolio. whatever you 6et the point

>>152295432
wait...MOONRUNES???
I TALKED TO MOONRUNES!

OH MY GOD IT MAKES SENSE NOW

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all a 6amer needs is a fat whale 6F to 8e happy and this is the truth

>>152295329
>like come on make an OC atp
I refuse to engage with artist self-insert OCs paired with canon characters, especially in porn. It is the highest form of cringe. I do not want to see real characters uttering the artist's name. Go faceless/anon or canon character or fucking kill yourself.

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damn 8ratty mutant8lood... needs immediate cat correction

should 8e me not him 8ut it's whatever i'm not jealous it's fine he deserves some 6ood pussy (6et it) haha man I'M 6ONNA FUCKIN6 KILL YOU KANKRI IT SHOULD'VE 8EEN ME NOT YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFDDHIUVHIREUHVE YOU STIUDPIUD FUCKIN6 CULL8AIT 6REY NI66ER I'LL FUCJIN6 KILL YOU

>>152295427
be the change you want to see in the worl/d. d/raw it.

>>152295410
If I ever meet hussie I'm asking him to make this canon by gifting him like a box toblerone or something, if june egbert can be real then so can this

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>>152295513
i mean take picrel for example. this? crin6e. if it was some random fa66ot, or, liek you said, some faceless fa66ot, it'd 8e 20% cooler

>>152295537
8ut drawin6 is for NERDS!!! cool 6uys 6et into music and use a minimum of three different 8rass instruments per son6 all at full volume

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i dislike vriska and don't think she deserves happiness, 8ut if it makes john happy then whatever

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a complete crackship. i don't think they've even talked once. it's cute thou6h so whatever

>>152295537
>>152295593
i shall create all the prospitcest ALL OF IT

also also i love to imagine john and jade being extremely bad at showing like attraction. Like idk i just love to imagine John staring at jade intently until jade snaps him out. And jade getting really really touchy cause she doesn't have any real concept of personal space.

hehehe.

>>152295610
i hate vris and everything but if anyone could fix her its john. And honestly thats what i wanna see more than anything. Not to mention vriska could help john improve as well.

>>152295631
john talked to her through jade once

>>152295644
rose**** through rose

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>>152295633
8ased prospitcestCHAD

i, araneafa6 the 4th, officially endorse incestuous relations 8etween a male and female. that is all

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this would've fixed karkar instnatly

karkar 8inks? is that a thin6

i di6ress. marry and reproduce and all that

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its time to heteromaxx this thread.

i hope i can take care of my gamer stem boyfriend in the soon to be future.

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a horse man and his fat pussy as 6od intended

they should have 8a8ies to6ether. they'd 8e weird and pro8a8ly retarded 8ut man they would 8e cute i think.

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6reat ship, wron6 quadrant. a tra6ic story in 8 parts

anyways, yeah they're pretty 8ased

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>>152295610
>i dislike vriska and don't think she deserves happiness
Everyone deserves happiness, besides all Vriska needs to get fixed is a dark-haired, glasses-wearing human Page who loves adventure as much as she does and who's into cerulean gals and sassy spider girls

>>152295767
You know spider8reath is the best ship in homestuck because literally every art piece of spider8reath depicts them as destined star crossed lovers, and i eat that shit up something fierce.

>>152295765
i refuse to believe jake is taller than vriska, but overall based take and drawing.

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>>152295765
jake is actually for whatever the fuck this is, and vriska is for death and/or 8ein6 dou8le 6roomed 8y an excellent host and a fish

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here is your state mandated katnep. that is all

>>152295869
I demand more. More big cat and small crab.

>>152295869
offensively fat bitch

>>152295869
when is NTH gonna get off his lazy brazilian ass and draw more katnep?

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well... it's heterosexual, so... whatever. crippled 8itch couldn't HANDLE all that 8ut it's whatever it's chill it's cool little 8uddy deserves a lucky 8r8k hehehehehehehehe

tavros deserved to 6et crippled 8tw that is all i will say on the matter

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its so tiresome i want my matesprit... i dreamt of her nookie tonight... i love her.... i need her

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what's a pastry that's oran6e? that's what this ship should 8e called 8ut i'm too lazy too luck one up so use ur ima6ination

>>152295910
6oddamnit anon this is a 8lue8oard 8ut your 8ased and heterosexual so you 6et a pass

>>152295869
karkat is so short is this that i don't know i hes supposed to be a shota or not

What character would you like to get asmr from?
Note: there will only be asmr nothing else from them

>>152295955
terezi. and make her raspy gremlin

>>152295910
Good thing thats imaginary porn otherwise you'd get banned

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roxy you horny slut lil hal is only 13 you FREAK

hot

>>152295954
anyways i think he's just chi8i

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>>152295949
nooooo you can't ship dirk with jane that's illegal!!

is vast error dead?

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crackship? yummy.

no they would not work i don't think. only an 6reen8looded troll can correct Kankri, 8ut roxy is a 6ood consolation prize

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>>152295808
>every art piece of spider8reath depicts them as destined star crossed lovers
and that's why it's the otp, baybee

>>152294895
there are deltarune boards where?

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void + 8reath

>>152295987
well consider the fact that strilondes and crocker8erts are MEANT for each other. this is a solid and verified fact trust me (i'm a shippin6 expert)

>>152294864
>>152294971
were there any fanfics prereavel that they're cherubs? i just want to see what people would do with them when they still thought they were trolls

>Bard meltdown edition

>>152296039
roxygen is an industry plant ship, this is good art but i have to speak the truth.

FUCK ROXYGEN

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man just 6oes to show how crazily art can improve a ship. i used to HATE this ship 8ut now? it's in my top 10

>>152296066
which 8ard?

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lotta roxy6en on my cumputer. human men are for human women 8tw this is a fact

>>152296069
i suppose. it IS 6rimdorks lite so i can see where you're comin6 from. i just think roxy is such a cutie. she should've 6otten with ARquius thou6h. or just lil hal. would've 8een peak 8ut hussie is a ni66er so you know how it is

>>152296113
whoever wanted roxydan or eriroxy

they werre based and i think thats chill

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this is canon 8tw if you look close you can see hussie's official si6nature on john's hood (trust me, i'm an art expert)

>>152295996
Yes but also not exactly
>Progress on Vast Error is steady-going! We’ve been working throughout the year to create a solid backlog of comic to begin releasing once we’re ready! We’re wrapping up our first backlogged section, continuing to progress on our second section, and in the pre-planning stages of our third section! For your patience, please enjoy a non-spoilerly panel of a future update!
>Vast Error will return in 2026. That’s a promise.

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>>152296133
8ased ship i 6uess.

my lust for dark skinned women is half of what inspired me to post this. it's ironic in a way

black lalonde propaganda makes 0 sense to me, but whatever lol

like MAYBE roxy could be black, its not the craziest thing but whatever

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john and his lalonde harem, as 6od intended. i'd post lalondecest 8UT i'm heteropostin6 rn and i can't 6o a6ainst my mission. anyways, 8ased8ert doesn't really deserve a lalonde harem (leave some for the rest of us you 6reedy fa66ot), 8ut it's chill

>>152296195
well idk why they do it 8ut it's hot so it's 8ased

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they are cute. CUTE!

that is all the commentary i have for these two. not much to say.

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they did this. it's canon. we all know it. hussie knows it, the fans know it, WE ALL FUCKIN6 KNOW IT HUSSIE YOU CAN'T HIDE THEFUCKIN6 TRUTH FROM ME

>>152296186
what do you NOT lust fo/r?

>>152295996
The creator lost at least a whole flash to a computer memory corruption

>>152296244
hussie really cannot help himself when it comes to dersecest.

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time x time

truly 8eautiful. 8ravo to the HS^2 writers for official canonizin6 this.

>>152296245
8uff men. that is (pretty much) my only limit anon i am a CREATURE of LUST

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should've happend. they would've made each other worse 8ut ooooh it would've 8een HOT AS FUCK to watch

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we should've had [S] pUT HER IN HER PLACE

but noooooooooo hussie just had to 6o the easy route and have vriska rape him for 88 pa6es on screen. it was pretty unecessary, i mean we 6ot the point after the first 8 panel

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poor little 8uddy 8(

all he wanted was to FLY 8ut she just had to 6o and cripple him. this is why 8lue8lood ALL OF THEM, need to 8e raped 8ack to normal. this would fix the hemospectrum

>>152295905
He'll do it but you gotta pay him.

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>>152296205

My favorite picture of John and the Lalondes he deserves. Helps that I paid for it.

MORE!

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after seein6 this ship so much to post it, i'm startin6 to hate vriska less and less. man i need to 6o outside or somethin6. that's how you know it's dire when i STOP hatin6 vriska

i dont like how small vriska is in some these drawings, vriska is like probobly the one of the 3 tallest trolls me thinks.

also johnny is a crazy nickname for egbert

>>152296286
so twinks ar/e still on the table? you're my favorite straggot d/ear

>>152294267
Its incredible how this changes nothing for the fact that the beta strilondes mack on egbert

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>>152296195
Nah, all kids are canonically hyperborean Aryans straight from Agartha
>EB: all of these little pink monkeys are getting way out of line and i have to tend to them.
Not that it's an issue because everyone already knows cherubs' humanized versions are the superior black pick. Just look at Caliborn and his lust for fatties.

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>>152296409
that IS pretty 6ood. okay, i'll post ONE more lalondejohn (johnlonde? lajohnde?). just 8ecause it's that 8ased

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>>152294195
>QOTT
CROSSOVER fics please.
I'm genuinely surprised that there isn't much HS crossover fics at all, the only ones that were done are practically YEARS ago.
Although, I kind of understand why crossover fics with HS is difficult to write, since HS itself is pretty crazy.

I've been writing stuff to improve, so I'm curious on what crossovers that could be interesting.

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>>152296412
time to show my big guns then. vristav time.

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>>152296440
for6ot a8out those CREATURES. men are only fucka8le if they're extra feminine and fa66oty. otherwise they're just moids (ew) and that'd 8e 6ay (which i am fundamentally a6ainst 8ein6)

on a side note, tom8oy jane does THIN6S to me it's weird

>>152296450
i never considered black caliborn/lord english....am i a bad person?

tho if this is true, nooooticing how every villain in homestuck is black.

jack noir hmmm
lord english hmmmm
condese/meenah
i know gamzee is just a juggalo but i refuse hussie didnt inject some blackness into him, hmmmm

also nooooticing how all the trolls with any black traits are all high blood so he couldn't be called out

>>152294267
Describe their new friend group dynamics

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>>152296479

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i may like women in 6uys clothes
and men who look like women
and women with penises

8ut i am NOT a homosexual. that is true, a fact, and it will always 8e a 100% true fact. homosexuality is a sin 8tw trust me (i'm a theolo6y and sexuality expert)

>>152296507
oh yeah don't for6et Feferi, and the Serkets (vriska is ni66er-coded), and Tavros (specifically him and not Rufioh), and the Vantases and the Captors (8lack-coded just trust me), oh and also the Makaras (6amzee is 8lack coded 8ecause he's a stoner), and also the Amporas

>>152296562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM

>>152296562
vriska has 0 melanin
tavros is whatever race bosco is
and captors are pinoy coded.
vantases are white or like hispanic.
amporas are space brits.

>>152296113
>human men are for human women
Seething Lalonde hands wrote this sentence. The Egbert dynasty will have its legacy written in gray.

>>152296495
d/o you think if the bad things tha happened in your child/hood d/idn't happen you woul/d still be straight?

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tavros should've corrected her. that would've made the story 20% cooler 8ut it's whatevs hussie is a 8ad writer, the sky is 8lue, the 6rass is 6reen, water is NOT WET etc. etc.

>>152296479
>>152296539
i don't know how to put into words why i like this

>>152296589
can we make an exception for john and jades baby

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>>152296539

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>>152296611
ok that is all~ lala. this is a good couple in a bubble.

>>152296605
Mmmmmmmmmm sure

>>152294195
i need spider8reath fanfics to read, any recommendations? browsing ao3 is tiring

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Morning hsg

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>>152296507
>i never considered black caliborn/lord english....am i a bad person?
Not really, that version of human caliborn is just a neat if a pretty funny funny idea. Seriously, can you imagine him as an autistic black guy into fatties who also has repressed homosexual tendencies? What an silly concept.

>>152296585
here me out:
>Vriska
ni66er-coded. literally. violent, loud, sadistic, etc. etc. 8UT she doesn't want to 8e. her arc could literally 8e her 8ein6 a 6hetto hood 8itch 8ut not wantin6 to it's LITERALLY her arc.
>tavros
>captors
>amporas
okay fair enou6h

the vantases are still 8lack idc

>>152296592
who knows. i'd pro8a8ly 8e 30% more of a shameless fa66ot thou6h

>>152296664
good morning friend :))))

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they should've vacilated red i'm tellin6 you. it would've worked too. may8e. equius' massive horse dick pro8a8ly would rupture a few of her or6ans 8ut it's fine it'd 8e fine

>>152296678
hmmmm

that reads more like a slav than a black girl

vantas *can* be black, because i would pay for someone to draw actual good black shotas, but like i dont trust homestuck fans not to make karkat ugly if they think hes black

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HATE THIS NIKKI MINAJ RIP OFF 8ITCH, and karkat can definitely do 8etter. man meenah if you don't 6et your 6oofy ass lookin6 self outta here. i'm startin6 to think i just hate all thieves or somethin6. like damn 8itch 6et outta here you have some 6ru8s to 6room or whatever

>>152296697
This is a terrible idea

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Tried asking out this total baddie. She wasn't even uninterested she's just gay.
I totally saw this coming. We could have been gay... together. I'm not even mad its really funny.

>>152296697
equius. woul/d. not. have. a. huge. d/ick. a ve/ry veiny one, but not a big one.

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okay the caffeine is wearin6 off so that's enou6h heteropostin6 for me

>>152296664
6ood mornin6 anon

>>152296733
ur wron6 8tw

>>152296742
it would def be the 3rd largest of all the male trolls, but tavros and gamzee would be bigger. But it being veiny is more important

>>152296742
It would be big but take ages to get fully erect

>>152296742
size 6oes up the hi6her the caste. that's why feferi's futa cock is the 8i66est in all of Homestuck 6oliathan

NEPETA IS A GYPSY AND SHE WOULD STEAL YOUR COPPER

>>152296767
She is a nice girl who does whatever cats do. So she would harvest organs but never steal metal

>>152296665
does cali8orn even have "repressed homosexual tendencies"? he seems pretty strai6ht to me

>>152296767
this is true. she stole all my copper. i use to have 86 dollars in pennies and now they're 6one. around olive8loods never relax

>>152296762
so you'r/e actually telling me that erid/an has a huge cock? haha! you'r/e making me laugh so har/d!

>>152296479
Is this twolipt?

>>152294991
i want to fuck girl hussie so bad.

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>>152296794
>does cali8orn even have "repressed homosexual tendencies"?
>IF YOU'RE CONFUSED, BASICALLY THE IDEA IS. YOU PRETEND THEM TO LOOK MORE LIKE GIRLS. TO MAKE IT LESS WEIRD FOR EVERYBODY WHEN THEY DECIDE TO TOUCH EACH OTHER.
>I MEAN. IT IS REPULSIVE TO WITNESS. DO NOT GET ME WRONG.
>BUT YET, IT REMAINS...
> MAGICAL IN ITS FORBIDDENALITY.
In the end davekat is only a thing because he willed it into existence.

>>152296869
We know deep down you do Sarah Z

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man look at this fuckin6 freak of nature. eriferiaradiuxsprite. like the fuck is this 8itch on????

>>152296826
yes. his penis? 6ar6antuan. the fact he can even fit it in his 6ay little pants is a shock to 8e honest.

well, not that 8i6. it's only ~11 inches. you see, caste num8er correlates to penis size

so it's like:
>Karkart
no penis. just 8lank like a ken doll
>Aradia
1 incher
>Tavros
2 incher
>Sollux
3 incher (8ut he has 2 so it's technically 6 inches 8ut whatever)
>Nepetter
5 inches
>Kanaya
6 inch
>Terezi
7 inch
>Vriska
8 incher

etc. etc.

>>152296826
eridan by far has the smallest cock

and tavros having the second biggest cock would dispove hemocaste = cock size. and karkat would be average size but he would think hes extremly small and hate himself.

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I have quirckfag fatigue

>>152294267
roxy and jade would get along quite well and get mocked for the supper bubbly mood they form

john and dirk... huuh that one's gonna be hard

>>152296904
well i have YOU fati6ue

ever consider that? huh??? 8et you didn't

okay sorry anon i'm not tired of you....

how could i ever 6et tired of you anon? *touches you snesuallly*

come here anon, take

oh 6od i can't fuckin6 continue this. i was 6onna do a whole thin6 8ut 6od it's just too 6oofy

>>152296883
i will counter with my own list

boys from largest to smallest

>Gamzee 10+ inches
>tavros 9 inches, almost gamzee's size
>equius 7 inches, very veiny, maybe a flared tip
>karkat, 5.5 inches. Very self concious, hates himself.
>Sollux, 5 inches, but has 2 penises.
>eridan like 3 inches.

girls
>Feferi 10+
>Vriska 8
>aradia 6
>nepeta 5
>Terezi also 5
>kanaya like 4 at best./

>>152296939
i like your list and think it's 8etter than mine

8UT, Nepeta's cock should 8e 5.6 inches; just *SLIGHTLY* 8i66er than karkat's. that's it

>>152296904
picrel is kino. does hsg like psycholonials? i just read it again for the third time while snowed in this weekend and forgot how great it was. i want to see zhen fuck abby with her clowndick

Troll horn size = bulge size
That's the reason Vriska was so obsessed with Tavros btw

>>152296977
have considered it because i like how hussie draws chicks but everything else i have vaguely heard about it makes me consider otherwise

>>152296722
i like meenkat because davekat is for faggots and karkat needs a real woman. also i like pedophile women

>>152296976
nepeta is probobly the loudest fucker she prob sounds super slutty or grunts like an animal

>>152296988
it alll makes sense. then she went to john because he also has a huge cock!

>>152297021
i dont like to imagine shotas with huge cocks especially not the human ones. So i will say john is average.

i give trolls a pass cause i sorta fuck with the weird tentacle dicks so they are allowed to be larger.

>>152296994
the story is genuinely pretty good. if the gender fagshit is what's turning you off it that's like barely part of the story. i would at least try to get through the first two chapters of it

>>152296935
d/on't go aroun/d fucking other anons without my permission.

I think I'm done with this general for awhile. For people who talk about sex constantly you guys sure do have so little.

>>152297021
john has a neat little 5.5 incher that women are obsessed with anyways. you have to understand that his sex appeal is from his innate charm, not a huge cock

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>>152297007
>and karkat needs a real woman.
That woman's name? Callie Ohpeee.

>>152297047
this, I would rather hangout with the AT fags for a bit

>>152297057
true, honestly might go smaller since he seems like he would be a late bloomer.

>>152297047
its fun
is there anything YOU wanna talkk about

Equius is big strong Russian man or big strong Black man.
There is no other human stuck headcannon.

>>152297073
i don't understand callikat. what you're looking for is clearly uucest, karkat is like diet caliborn. nobody is stopping you from shipping uucest.

>>152296988
>8 trips
i 8elieve you anon. THAT'S why terezi makes fun on karkar for his nu88y horn. small-dicked fa66ot lol. This also implies Feferi's cock is still 6rowin6 and will eventually 6row to 8e fucking MASSIVE, which is always a 6ood thin6. Feferi deserves all the 6ood thin6s in life

>>152297007
fair, 8ut 6od i wish it was literally ANYONE ELSE who fit the description instead of the little 6hetto hood rat meenah. Karanea would 8e 8etter even. OR Karulin. Or Karliterallyanyoneelse

>>152297035
i didn't thou6h.... see how i stopped 8efore i 6ot to that part? i'm a 6ood person

>>152297111
>uucest
just call it cherry limeade like the rest of us

>>152297122
i think karkat x latula is pretty funny, it's like post-karezi cope

I’ve read a 30,000-word essay about classes.
It was an insanely solid analysis, probably the best one I've read so far, aside from the occasional stinkers about capitalism and fascism which felt more like author's personal biases seeping in more than something I really felt was present in Homestuck itself.
Wednesday afternoon well-spent.

>>152297153
fancy ship names are for women and gayfags

>>152297194
PROSPITCEST PROSPITCEST PROISPITCEST

>>152297175
well? you 6onna link it or...??

>>152297194
me when i lie:

>>152297175
don't tell me it was the fucking d3wdr0p classpect brochure, that thing is a complete waste of time. anything that proposes fanclasses can be immediately thrown out. they gave you the framework, why are you adding in your own gay shit?

>>152297110
i headcanon him as native american.because it makes sense in my head.

>>152297175
It's all based on random shit seen in the comic
If you want to go full death of the author you can just make up what it means anyway

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>>152297111
You're absolutely 100% right that callikat parallels uucest and karkat is diet caliborn(which is also the point!), but in a way that imo makes it a happy end.
>they both like romance and could talk about it for hours
>she already seems to be a Vantas fangirl(69 cufflinks)
>she can handle his schizo quadrant vacillation just fine. As a cherub she can naturally handle blackrom, but she will gladly try to entertain his flushed feelings as well.
>a benevolent quasi-deity x the chosen one descended from suffering savior who died for our sins
It's objectively a great couple for a hypothetical "and they lived happily ever after" ending of homestuck.

>>152297496
yeah,

i feel like every karkat romance should have him like see beyond quadrants and have a relationship that encompases all of them.

i think good davekat fics kinda do that,

And callikat could do that even more

>shippers near me

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>>152297570
i wish THIS shipper was near me. 8ut life isn't fair anon, we can't all have what we want in life okay??

wow my taste in women is exactly parallel with my sister that is very concernin6

>>152297700
soemthing somethig frueid.

your fine man just dont bang your damn sister and it should be ok

>>152297735
fair. it just is stran6e to me and raises at least a question or two, since i'm pretty sure i heard somethin6 a8out people su8consciously seekin6 partners similar to their parental fi6ure of the opposite sex, which 8e6s the question of if i su8consciously view my sister as a mother fi6ure. 8ut yeah i find it a little weird

>>152297285
Equius is either Big Russian, Big Black Guy, or Big Native American Apache. There is no other human headcannon.

>>152297235
Nope, it's the one by caligvlasaqvarivm, the chapter dealing with the classes dropped a few days ago. Unlike d3wdr0p there are no fan classes or schizo pairings like Prince vs Sylphs, and if nothing else the author is pretty good at presenting the evidence for the classes having such-and-such flaws and character arcs. For example I didn't really pick up on the Bards' arcs being connected to spirituality/faith, but after reading it it's hard for me to unsee it.

>>152297834
can i have uh a link

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Good afternoon.

Surge as the Thief of Breath, Heather as the Witch of Mind and Okuyasu as the Page of Void.

>>152297879
https://archiveofourown.gay/works/77848091/chapters/205042986
Again, a couple paragraphs are fucking cringe, but overal it's a pretty solid work imo.

>>152297777
my siste/r left a long time ago an/d all i r/emember was that she gave me dor/itos when i was 9

>>152298032
my condolences

no one should be sisterless

it's just not ri6ht

>>152297608
hmm why so much chubby meulin?

>>152297910
aye. susie should be knight of mind. ik its a popular belief that shes a rage or a hope player, but really, she has most qualities of a mind player. like, she is affiliated with justice past ch4 and she brings new ideas into gameplay system like actions for whole crew and "susie's idea", this is also a feat of a knight, bringing new approach (mind) into the game. also she is rad girl, like latula

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>>152298124
why do i post it? it's hot. why is it made? it's hot and 8ased

>>152294442
It’s based on my preference for striderlodes and harleyberts so fuck yeah the beta session would be better >>152296443
>>152296523
But admittedly I don’t have any idea of what their dynamics would be

>>152298136
eh i dont see it.

Rage and hope are all about reality and bending or breaking it. Hope through belief and rage through simply not abiding by the rules that they hate.

like how gamzee subverts death over and over and over.

i lean rage, and i also lean heir. She inherits rage and she naturally uses it, really as much as she says "your choices dont matter" she is the only person who can truly invalidate your will.

So heir of rage works for me

>>152298136
You know, that's really interesting. I thought she'd be a Knight of Rage, but I have a friend who fights that she's a Thief of Mind instead. Always stealing the choices from the player and so on.

>>152298161
understandable.

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>>152298161
Woe skinny meulin upon ye

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>>152298356
anon don't make me draw chu88y meulin doin6 cat thin6s. You're pushin6 me to that

>>152298356
>>152298386
girls.... you both look great.

Big fat cat tits

>>152298450
hm mmmm fat cat, 8i6 tits?

>>152298608
holy shit he's just like me fr

>>152298608
i could fuck the suicidal tendencies out of him. when will jesus give me a suicidal loser to rape

>>152298646
>>152298633

>>152298608
>my life is so good I must cut and kill myself

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>>152298660
cutting is the most white suburban kid thing

>>152298660
Another victory for June Egbert truthers

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>>152298660
need him

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>>152297910
>>152298178
>Susie
>heir
>the second most passive/conduit-like class
>the class of people who would lead nice comfortable lives

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>>152298751
Well o8viously she's a Kni6ht or may8e a Maid. Could 8e a Prince too. I'm not 6ood at classpectin6 so really i have no idea

Noelle is a Muse of Rape tho that's all i know

someone post THAT ship

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>>152298754

>>152298859
now this is a dynamic i wish to see more of

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зaeбaл peзaннoгo джoнa пocтить пидopac бля нaйдy выeбy

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>>152298948
cope, faggot!

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>>152298961

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>>152298892

>>152298974
you're literally russian nigga get outta here

>>152298974
uhhh.... ranch?

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>>152298982
im more than a nigger and a wigger on top of that. a real deal big shot of this thread. i dont wanna see my brother johnny cutting himself like a whiny little bitch... johnny my goat...

>>152298993
ohhhh that's what you were talking about. okay ur based. yeah john would NEVER cut himself. he's just an average dude who likes bad movies and pranks, not some homofaggot who takes a razor to his skin. The only razor a man should ever use is one to shave his hair, not cut himself like a little bitchboy

>>152299009
did you heard of deepl? try it next time. or reverso

>>152299016
i'm gonna go out of my way to translate what someone else said into english just because THEY were too lazy to use a translator. try not being a snarky nigger next time

Deep down we all know only Striders would actually consider cutting but which one is more likely to do it?

>>152299031
who said i use translator? i tell YOU to use it, you illiterate victim of uASSa educational system

>>152299041
Dirk, not even a question

>>152299041
strilonde cutting tier list
dirk
dave
rose
roxy

>>152299049
anon, i fear there may be a misunderstanding here. To reiterate in a way I hope is more clear, I meant I did not want to use a translator to translate a language, in this case, Russian, into English, and would rather the Russian poster use a translator to translate their message into English. I apologize for not making that more clear in my post.

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>>152299041
Dirk, he would be the one to rope John into it too

>>152298751
I didn't account for last part

But I think whole rage is a very active class. And the way it is exerted is usually very active. Susie herself isn't *extremely* active herself. She didn't have much of a goal after she has her fun being a bad guy. And the acts she does usually are pretty small scale.

But we haven't seen her full character arc. So perhaps we will see her come into the role of a knight where she uses her ability to break the rules for others, and fighting *with* it.

But so far she hasn't been as active as one would expect

>>152299094
well you better yield next time

>>152299100
No, I would rather not. My apologies for not making that more clear in my previous post, I had intended to make my stance firm on this matter. Good day to you anon.

>>152299120
YIELD NIGGER YIEEEEEEELD

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>>152299095
i think dirkjohn is fagslop but this is so hot

>>152299142
NO. SIR, I ALREADY STATED IN MY PREVIOUS POST THAT I WOULD RATHER NOT YIELD. I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU RESPECTED MY FIRM STANCE ON THIS MATTER.

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>This thread

Women, not even once

edtwt please leave my general

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>>152299041
Trick question, it's Dave. Dirk gets has more scars but he gets all of them from the fights with his robots which serve as a convenient proxy to present his self-harm tendencies as manly rather than sissy faggot shit.
>I got all these bleeding wounds on my arms but for not idiotic roastie reasons like cutting over having >20 BMI but because I was FIGHTING like a REAL MAN and simply lost because I'm not strong enough just yet.

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>>152299168
that would be shtwt, faggot. and no john cutting himself is based

>>152298859
i need more vriskat for the love of god they are so funny together.

Holy fucking shit I hate my dirty ass family so fucking much, I just wanna piss like a normal fucking person but nOoOoOoOo the fucking tub in there was left 8right green, dirty fucking clothes all over the floor and the toilet wasn't even flushed! If I can clean up then so can everyone else, just damn it all, fuckers despise me yet do shit like this, like I'm a massive fucking faggot but they're actual FAGGOTS, I know this doesn't have anything to do with homestuck but even hussie couldn't fuck me this badly

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>>152299262
the peak of vriskat is when it's vrisrezi and karezi cope

>>152299227
right i got my mental illness acronyms mixed up because people always call it shedtwt and my brain removed the wrong one anyway die

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988twt warrior here

The one who would cut the most would be feferi but I wont explain why.

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>>152299146
I don't care that much for it either, unless it's brojohn but it's excellent for this

>>152299270
>8right green
why the FUCK was the fuckin6 toilet fuckin6 6reen??? what do you put in a 8athtu8 to make it fuckin6 6reen

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>>152299262
>>152298859

Will never stop being weird to me that they're the most prominent trolls and somehow barely interact past A5A1. I know it's like buried by all the other insane writing decision made in late Homestuck, but still, how do you pull that off.

>>152298865
cute...

>>152299217
this anon gets it

>>152299324
I don't fucking know?? And yeah even the toilet had something green in it, nobody is still doing fuck about it too! I'm not since why the fuck would I clean up after someone else, and none of the other fuckers here admitting to anything, these motherfuckers would be dead if killing was legal by now cause how do you fucking do this and not even take out the damn plug?!? The plug was fucking left in!

>>152299308
feferi totally makes sense, she's kind of like john in that regard. spoiled rich kids slitting it up over trivial teenage social issues.

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>988twt warrior
ok you don't have to explain why but at least explain what the hell this means