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kanaya

dog penis

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>>153087199
Because I'm trying to look through my folder for a specific comic about Roxy and Dirk but in Hiveswap where Roxy calls Dirk for advice on taking care of Jude after he has a tantrum in public and his words are so callous she realises she's friends with the kinder version of him she knew in the past, EXCEPT I CAN'T FIND IT.

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>>153087199
>qott
Its social media I can’t doomscroll forever on

>>153087226
Kany---Kanaya said all those things about the Jews to only bounce back and sell out two shows at sofi stadium, the goat

>>153087199
>/hsg/ Homestuck General+Fan Media and MORE!
Why can't you decide how to write a proper subject?

>>153087199
Just write /hsg/ Homestuck General you retard. It doesn't need all that other stuff the general part already covers it.

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>qott
find new fan comics mostly

>QOTT
just to suffer

And because I'm bored and have a bad addiction.

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>>153087285
You make the thread then, All of that is always expected/a subject in these threads anyways

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>>153087199
Why the fuck are Jake and Jane looking at me like that
>Qott
It's easier to talk to people here than elsewhere and I've been hit with another Homestuck phase after years. And I will not ride it out alone.

>>153087199
>Qott: Why are you still here anon?
Because that shitty webcomic mindbroke me into needing to push my agendas about characters and/or their relationships

>>153087255
i want to LOVE you march eridan.

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>>153087199
because I hate myself next question

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>>153087429
Pre-sratch them would've done the nasty so much

>>153087326
Lol, are you the only one who creates these threads?

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>>153087199
To shill for prospitcest of course!!!

Good morning /HSG/ by the way

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>>153087540
One of the only few cuz I'm guessing other anons don't know how to make them or something? Myself, Moonrunes, and at least 2 other anons make them (You can tell who made it if you pay attention kek)

>>153087540
I'm not even sure why they keep getting made. There's literally no other general out there for any series, and most of the hype has died down from the rerelease and pilot.

>>153087732
Because Homestuck fans love to talk about Homestuck and are generally autistic and dedicated creatures. Plus a healthy fan media market and the series stays alive and well.

>>153087732
/hsg/ has been banned for over a decade so to make up for these lost years the general will be around until 2036 at the very minimum

The 8 kids competing with each other to decide if each went to jail, how many of the others would break them out

>>153087815
>>153087840
Just seems like the negative favoritism (banning threads when there were still updates) became positive favoritism (allowing threads to keep going even with no new official material to discuss). This place is obviously petering out and it's like 5 people having the same 3 discussions.

>>153087732
Other properties get by with a similar chan specific culture and basically have generals like i cant sleep. Its just /hsg/ has a historical reason to label itself as a general

>>153087840
>2036
>Hussie died 3 years prior
>Vibri still the head of Homestuck with her lone child (Hussie's)
>Hiveswap Act 3 finally drops a new demo
>Beyond Canon is in it's 5th year of Hiatus
>Fan adventures are all abandoned
>hsg is all but 7 people now

>>153087869
More like 50 but fair enough.

Also. Again fan content.

Prison bound and space days are basically fan comics made for the /HSG/ audience and that keeps discussion alive as well.

I don't wanna glaze this hell hole to much, but it's honestly in pretty good shape. The fact that it runs at all is astounding.

Also it's probobly the last bastion of Homestuck discussion that isn't rabid badgering on Homestuck Twitter.

>>153087732
yes the fuck there are other generals. i saw a tadc general YESTERDAY.

>>153087963
There is tadc, hazbin/helluva, star wars and marvel/dc comics related generals everyday.

>>153087963
You dont see any difference between a currently releasing show and a comic that has been finished for 10 years?

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>>153087984
SAY IT WITH ME, IF COUCH IS ALLOWING US TO PLAY WE STILL IN THE GAME.

>>153088010
*sigh*
What is druski's classpect...

>>153088010
I would not bother if this general died already. Only reason i keep comming here is to see porn and keep up with pbsd updates. But i would gladly let it die if it is to avoid the risky behaviour of the authors exposing, the rumors and the cult mentality already. And the jerks.

>>153088064
You can be free to leave and stay in the SD PB discord or something dude, something tells me that you being here is causing you to be in a hollow state of mind

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>>153087199
whiteboard https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87020214-5772-4417

>>153088064
Tell that to moonrunes, he brings half of this on himself

>>153088117
Sadly it is true. and also Desert too but in a diferent way. I keep sticking up because they are good artist and part of me still likes the stories. but I actually fear and get angry and pity at this behaviour. Its also mostly the type of people they enable and let around them in the server, and it sours everything around. Like a endless cycle. Im glad i had a friend to talk with me and got me some fresh perspective but Honestly I'm in a limbo right now. Coming here just for habit but just sour and disapointed. Fault is on me to keep comming back too.

>>153088093
No fucking way lmao.

>>153087429
Holy based.

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>>153087199
>QOTT: I'm here as an agent of the secret discord server that controls the general and hsg fanadventures

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>>153087199
>Qott: Why are you still here anon?
There was a light that used to shine
I breathed it all the time
But no I wait on the edge of mars
And it just don't show

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Swag

>>153089050
I want to fill Vriska's shoes with cum so she feels it squish around between her toes every step she takes

>>153088330
>secret discord server
>secret
Pipe down, you niggers link it each time someone asks and your posts about these two astroturfed fanventures stick out like a sore thumb

what exactly does moonrunes/tridesert even do apart from make the comic, talk about it here sometimes, and draw porn on the side. What possible rumors could there be

>>153089412
do you think vriska would cum if you sucked her toes too much?

>>153089567
no

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>>153089598
would let grub vriska gnaw my clit and nipples until they bleed desu

>>153089598
>imagine raising Vriska knowing how much of a shit she could be as an adult, and tormenting her ceaselessly

>>153089543
Anons just want Moonrunes to be tard wranglers for people over the internet. Which makes people blame their actions on moonrunes.

They also moralfag for loli/shota art even though they ship characters and jerk off to canonically 13 years old in homestuck.

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i took a what kind of horsey you are test
take it if you appreciate dirk
umapoi.moe

sburb but mecha, and at every level upp your mecha upgrades

>>153089725
>this only locks in her being shitty

Its almost yet another 413, another god damn year passes. Yet another year homestuck ages, another year I randomly drop into homestuck threads to see whats new. Because no matter what you can never get away from homestuck of forget about it.
Also the fuck is HS2 even doing. Its nice that it pivoted to being a legit webcomic again with a story. Rather than wtv the fuck it turned into, but god damn the mollasses upd8's kills shit.
AT LEAST they going animations again even if its a simple page. Because fuck me you have the sprite sheets it takes fuck all time to add a little movement to a page. Its not like people were asking for new flashes every month with massive projects a few times a year.

>>153089567
If her toes were that sensitive we would have had word about it

>>153089567
No. But I think she would if you sucked on her tits a lot, an inherited trait from Aranea.

>>153089918
how long have you been a fan?

>>153089700
Ya

>>153090012
Since problem sleuth......
I am too fucking old for this shit, I feel so weird when ever I see random homestuckers cosplaying especially if there is no con happening. Just cant stop looking at them thinking how the fuck is homestuck still popular and with zoomzooms when when will homestuck die yes yes never its a cursed IP

>>153089918
https://voca.ro/15S75tql2wlu

>>153090077
there actualy is going to be hapening a fan meetup in NYC very soon, someanon please give this young man the image with the details....

>>153090101
I'm pretty sure all the tickets might've been sold out by now, At least all the ones for Saturday the 11th.

>>153090101
I seen that image with the 3 american meets this year.

Wonder how many people will show up to the NYC one
>>153090114
>Tickets
what the fuck they're charging money for a meet up thats lame. God damn you cant do anything without spending 20-50$.

>>153090143
wait so back then you could just dress up and go? thats crazy

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>>153087199
>QOTT
I like to look at the cute, funny and/or sexy pictures of troll girls posted here.

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>>153090470
seconded

>>153087199
>QOTT
To talk about Homestuck and fanventures, and hope for the pilot to have been greenlit.

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>>153090470
>cute and funny troll girls

>>153089802
...how is shipping on the same tier as jerking off to teenagers?

>>153090795
FACT: shipping rots your soul.

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>>153087199
uninvited ugly green skull monster POV

>>153090812
Shipping is highly satanic

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>>153090835
do NOT be mean to her

>>153088010
Newfag here. I need to bag a Vriska cosplayer at HSNYC as a John. A game plan from old timers would be greatly appreciated. :B

>>153090940
you shall not "bag it" little man. you just cosplay john because like to project the vision of the perfect male that you imagine as yourself. you dont like the character truly.

>>153090940
Hahahhahaha embarrassing

>>153090940
you type like a fucking psychopath

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>>153090940
Hey don't actually. Those Vriskas are MINE you retard MINE.

>>153090940
Literally just cosplay John and hope they're into men, it is, quite literally, that simple.

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>>153090835
>>153090903
caliborn was being too gay so they told her to watch him and his yaois

you guys ever get the sudden feeling of wanting to be a father? i dont like kids. but the idea of hugging my son and telling them that they're doing good makes me smile.

>>153091291
Dad egbert is speaking to you

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>>153089820
I got agnes digital, this impish looking girl
what's she like? would I get along with my moirail dirk?

>>153091201
Nice Marckus tshirt I've got mine in the mail too, HTP sure is great

>>153091467
I'm collecting shit for cosplays of all my literally me characters.

>>153091486
Sorry, this one is slightly better.
https://files.catbox.moe/njwtt5.png

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>>153089820>>153091372

What I got.
Btw Fenomeno is my wife, MY WIFE

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Me and who??

>>153092020
Stop taking your meds and youll find out

>>153092112
I don't take meds anon

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>>153092264
thats why you think you're on 4chan right now, irl you're just talking to a turned off monitor anon

we're part of your subconcious

you gotta wake up anon

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noice

>>153091553
Markus is literally you?
I don't think thats a good thing

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art by me

>>153092521
yttris is such a sweet guy...

>>153092521
very nice anon

>>153092521
Yaoi is bad except when i do it

>>153092411
>you gotta wake up anon
But I am awake anon, I'm not in bed

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>>153087199

to make stupid edits and post fandom nostalgia i guess

BUCKLE UP HOMESTUCK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rulElJITIVY

>>153092521
Gaaaaay
Nice work

>>153092624
>But I am awake anon
...are you sure anon?

>>153092692
Yes Morpheus you bitch shut up

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>>153092706
damn bitch ok, im not taking your ass out of the matrix now

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You know I just cried reading this. My lil guy Kiki getting scared for their life was not something I was expecting to see.

Mallum learns a lot about himself....
https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=893

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So uh no bay area anons got to go to the fan event at the cupsleeve event??

>>153092951
i think i like korpus 5% more now

>>153092951
Oh Hell Naaah They Made Mallum into a Furry. ofc he gawks his eyes in the first furry with kilts he see. perv.

>>153093011
>first furry with kilts he see
we just have to put a kilt on something better

like yttris

or oficus

and boom, mallumboner

>>153092951
If the goal is to kill mallum’s aura its working

>>153093022
i want to delete that message he is not a perv. he is just having a kinship moment...
he is having a equius moment i guess.

>>153087199
I haven't read this since I was probably about 11 and didn't really get what was going on and dropped it at act 3
I remember thinking it was cool but also hearing that the ending was disappointing
is it worth reading from start to finish?

>>153093039
he massacred his own aura in picoseconds anon, i dont know how he'll come back from this

next update he'll casually look up fursuits

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>>153092951
HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A CRUMB OF BEST GIRL??????
IT'S HAPPENING
NELLIE DIALOGUE

>>153093072
let him have this. its all he has

>>153093061

Whether you love it or hate it, it will consume your entire life. Run away while you still can.

>>153093078
we punishing the earth with each megalithic footstep with this one lads

>>153092951
This won't make me hate mallum. Even if he's a furry.

>>153093127
i dont hate him now but...

holy auraloss i cant even try to lie

>>153093146
are you telling me this can save me from my alcoholism

>>153093078
The lard awakens

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>>153093264
SHUT UP

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>>153093244

I'm saying it might replace it with something worse.

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>Reference to the motorbike fanfic(?)
>Reference to the "If Mallum would be an animal it would be a highlander cow" phase
>Ellith in the back enjoying a breeze in the motorbike with Mallum cosplaying as his cown fursona.

Hmmmmm.

did moonrunes do the ask character q&a yet?

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>>153093810
Moon and Tri done that long ago

>>153093838
fuck, where do I go to read it?

>>153093838
She is not actually a lesbian she is the only straight character in the comic besides colsla. Tridesert spoke of this.

>>153093874
https://www.tumblr.com/tridesert
Some are here idk about the rest tho, unless some anons saved them

>>153093874
tridesert.tumblr.com
prisounebound.tumblr.com

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Little gaelic-lookin' boy, so gaelic I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy

>>153092951
Nae lad!
Dinnae go down th'road!

>>153093889
>>153093900
many thanks

>>153093719
Its a shame quati died of cancer

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>it these heads look

>>153094060
Probably wrote "It looks like the guy" but decided "these heads look like the guy" flowed better but forgot to remove the "It".

>>153094049
Smoking 3 packs of cigs everyday since 3 years old does this to a motherfucker. Rest in piss.

>>153093719
>>Reference to the motorbike fanfic(?)
That isn't just a synthwave thing?

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>tfw ye find out yer fookin gaelic

>>153094275
I have no idea. Usually synthwave runs have cars mostly or just the neon lights street visuals. The motorbike being remanecest of a harley-davidson, typical of bikers, was what gave me the hint. I could be just seeing too much into it too lel.

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>do you like hurting other people?

>>153094366
hotlame miameme: wrong number

Mallum getting his biker partner foreshadowing. MallumCody maybies /hj

>>153094366
>>153094455
ok if he dons a hotline miami set of clothes not only will he restore his aura

it would fucking skyrocket

>>153094514
>gets hooked on pain meds for his knee
>spirals
>gets pestertrolled by an unknown handle
>"Do you know who you are?"

>>153094598
slowly liking this idea more and more

just make him psych-out with the bull mask on

>>153094918
He needs to cool off. Holding hate inside is not good.

>>153094918
"These people"

>>153095016
Its the authenticity seal heh

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Sex with Nepeta.

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I like Vriska's new Helltier outfit more than her Thief of Light outfit.

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>>153095715
I also think the red eye with two irises making a sideways 8 looks really cool.

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>>153095724
I still would have preferred if she had her face scarring and robot arm from the 8-ball blowing up though.

>>153095715
>>153095724
i always thought hell tier looked extremely stupid, i dont know whyt, but something about her just being a silhouette with the eye just made me feel its lazy in the way it tries to farm aura, and i think the pony tail is lame.

But i also hate hell tier because i dont know what it is or why its any better than regular god tier. So frankly i wish they just made her an ultimate, and let her trick out her god tier costume, frankly i wish all characters who were god tier did that. Its a shame literally no one does that except dirk, and the way he does it is as weeby, trashy, and lame as possible.

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>>153095724
Sorta like this?

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>>153096040
I get it now.

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>>153096040
Honestly felt like she could use some more.

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goodnight hsg

>>153096238
id edit this but im lazy and odnt know what form of edit id even do

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Waiter! Waiter! More horrifically scarred Vriska or trolls in general please!

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i know this got an announcement on the discord or something is this specstuck shit some industry plant goyslop or is it actually worth my time

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>>153096756
Haven't read it. I'm wary of anything that relies on what newfag fans think would happen before they finished Homestuck as the premise but it might be good.

>>153092465
Sprite sex is underrated

>>153096886
Jane...

>>153092951
its okay mallum. im also a furry.

>>153095715
>>153095724
>>153095747
I want to coat her face with my cum while she smiles like that at me.

>>153093025
>>153093072
>anons are actually using the word aura
unforgivable.

nun huh uuuh. go up and do your chores.

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>>153097249
>erm, wtf are you doing NOT using 2009 slang only anon? are you that retarded?

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>>153097194
should be even closer

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hang and shoot hstwt already, the answers to this show how braindead they are

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Kiki Is so cool. Its the type of character that makes me smile wide everytime they do something funny or adorable.

>>153098219
>whats the point in a story if you cant give things meaning
heres what i want you to do, go to ao3 and write that alternative universe that you call "meaning". done problem solved

>>153098342
no anon, clearly you are hyper transphobic because you can perform the same mental gymnastics as these clearly very intelligent homestuck fans

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>>153098374
anon, im not transphobic. rose is actualy FTM!

as shown in the picrel, rose lalond tries to appear as a cishet female when around her mother, but when alone is show to "cosplay" as being a man. this really shows how rose grew in a tranphobic household because her mother was also afraid to transition at the time and lashed out at any transness. her incounters with june egbbert also displays this..

>>153098228
One of these days I'll FINALLY get to reading sburb.exe, it has been rotting in my mspfa backlog long enough already

>>153098467
clearly! 2009 hussie clearly had all of this planned out


now fr, not only are these people reinventing headcanons but claiming they're canon

you guys better watch out with all the complaints here unless you want someone who thinks this place is their safespace to get mad lol

>>153098507
oh no I'm so mad. I will totally get sad and bummed about it and make every anons problem too!!
(sarcasm)

>>153098491
omg someone just fucking said "I could go on a rant about the vapidness of "authorial intent" and how MSPAs are built on retroactively giving past details more context and meaning, but I don't have the energy to."
>but i dont have the energy to
oh my fucking god just shut the fuck up

>>153098507
desu it would be outing themselves as retards

you cant truly believe hussie, in 2009, not only had roxy as a kid planned out but also the plot of the epilogues of making her transition

>>153098467
ouuugh need rose strider boypussy

im not even going to say anything else but that is immensely funny

>>153098539
the comments and quotes of the tweet is cancer

like actual "eat my sloppy headcanon" levels of cancer

>>153098546
same but i want to grab karkat man titties.

>>153098539
I can't believe hussie made that "lord English" guy from the intermission the main villain... What a fucking hack.

>>153098615
why does hussie think he know so much about the comic?

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>>153091291
Same, the only problem with me and having kids though is I'm fucking gay

>>153098835
you could adopt some.

>>153098835
just adopt some silly!

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>>153098539
>>but i dont have the energy to
>oh my fucking god just shut the fuck up


just shoot me

>>153098835
homosexual

>>153098958
>caring about a random twitter users opinion award

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On this fine Easter Sunday, I'd like to remind everyone of how we once used to be a real nation.

We used to have Daverezi.

>>153099172
Karezi, DaveRose, JohnJade, and so on.

I think I enjoy sburb.exe and sburb (1996) way more than homestuck, at least in the way that is writed and for the social cultural references. I feel like homestuck is for a diferent generation and culture spectrum than mine, too hipster and ironic for my taste, and genuinally makes fun of stuff i enjoyed, where in these others mspfas it pays homage to what made homestuck so endearing, writes in a way that is more palatable and passionate for its characters and also are still able to encapsulate the little details and socialcultural storic events of a generation, the late 90s and the mid 2010s per say. At least I feel way more earger to read Sburb.exe and Sburb (1996) on its own in my phone or pc than I ever felt like in homestuck, where I needed to hear audio reading of this so I didnt felt like I was getting dragged to wait to something to happen in the next pages that would made me go "oh ok this is funny and reletable"

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>>153099189

Beta kid incest ships...my Roman empire...

Maybe I shouldn't say that on Easter sorry Jesus.

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>>153098922
>>153098927
It's a lot harder than it seem plus I'm too poor rn, just look into the process and you'll see how much work it is, I even gave up smoking after I learned that it'll affect my ability to adopt, being gay and wanting kids is rough
>>153099080
I know right? It's so surprising a homestuck fan is a fuck ass faggot

>>153098219
I think I'll actually defend this "trans man" reading of mom Lalonde. Not because I think it was ever intended. But because I do think that there was some retroactive attention put into her femininity.

The little girl bedroom in the lab makes me think hussie had ideas to point out what kind of woman mom was. If what I'm not sure. With Roxy it becomes more clear because Roxy is pretty desperate to cling onto those sort of feminine ideas, finding a strong man, having kids. Ect


It doesn't have to be trans (even tho given a lot of the subtext hussie planted, it was probobly a blip of an idea in his mind) but it IS something interesting about gender and Homestuck brings things like that up quite frequently. See: John Egbert weird and unique brand of masculinity

>>153099293
*I enjoy reading on my own* Its what I meant. U StoooPeed.

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>>153099172
>>153099189
>>153099322


Good morning everyone! And yes...how the fandom has fallen. No longer do these ships see the light. But perhaps it is for the best. Grimdorks has some spotlight because it is an obvious early game ship, and gets shit in all the time for it.

I would never want my John jade to be shat on like that.

Anyhow my friends. I hope you are having a fantastic day, and if it isn't, well I hope it gets better!!!!

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>>153099344

Why do I love these images of Homestucks working at wagie cagie jobs?

>>153099430
The average fan doesn’t deserve anything more prestigious, that helps for me

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>>153099422
me is having a pretty awesum day prospitcest anon.

>>153099344
why do you want a kid?

>>153099422
do you wanna see a cool ass jade harley neocity site i found?

>>153098539
What this amounts to then is just sections of the fanbase making shit up and trying to force their bad ideas on the team and unaffiliated fans. Then they become gay and/or trans because they’ve farmed out their view of the world to these social groups and can no longer function as a normal individual like Andrew Hussie in 2009

>>153099523
he says it higher up you absolute lowwblood

>>153099543
Boy do I.

>>153099603
i know. i just want a longer message then "same"

>>153099618
https://dogtierjade.neocities.org/Home
not really jade themed, its like the person IS jade

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>>153099430
It capture a feeling of pain few things can
>>153099523
why wouldn't I? I always dreamt of having kids and a large family, literally for as long as I remember I always thought it was wrong that there's people out there who didn't have a loving family and always wanted to help out with that, idk if it's cause my own family was horrible but I always wanted to adopt
>>153099662
is that explanation good enough? I can always add onto it

It’s seriously therapeutic to know the new fans that were so nasty to me include individuals literally trying to form a gay marriage and their enablers. I have a deep well of relief

(Btw, your demons are encouraging you to soil Easter)

>>153099918
the dirkjohn shippers have gone insane

>>153099737
thats a good answer. yeah i also want to potentially provide a better live to something thats, almost like an younger version of myself. fix the errors and wrongdoings of my family. be supportive of their hobbies, watch tv with them, hug them and say they're doing good especially. i never got that much love as a kid, my father never gave me hugs even in my birthday. i want fix that for my child

>>153098835
>Same, the only problem with me and having kids though is I'm fucking gay

find someone to be a surrogate mother, duh

>>153100032
We're pulling a reverse yiffy

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>>153099940
It's the requirement for being a JohnDirk shipper

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I bet half of these neohsg lgbtq weren't even identifying as such in 2020. They just acted like faggots to me and others and were transformed by doing so like in the Pinocchio donkey scene, leaving them my personal freakshow that God gifts me to know how much better of an adopted son I am

That's a better gift than if they accepted my story of team member ipgd guiding the direction of Homestuck in my direction. Happy Easter

>>153100150
This post somehow more gay than the average HStwt tween

Lovecraft cat saying some nonsense that makes caliborn look downright intellectual

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>>153099947
I know I could be the best damn parent if given the chance, I feel like the shit I went through made me a better person in a weird fucked up sorta way, it's hard to be worse than my dad
>>153100032
this might honestly be easier than adoption, the main problem is I wouldn't want my partner to feel left out so if I do this then I would probably try and get them to get their own surrogate, even then I would still want to adopt afterwards, shit will be expensive either way

who are these semen demons

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Dirkjohnfags NEVER recovered from this

>>153100674
?????? who?

>>153100704
hes just playing hard to get. its dirk after all.

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>>153100704
What's there to recover from? He's genuinely curious, you just need to present a compelling enough case.

>>153101000
theres only 2 types of dirkjohn fans

fujoshis with 0 thoughts in their heads other than "boys kissing"

and artists who analyze every thing in the story and realize the entire narrative may or may not have been purposefully or accidentally made to facilitate this doomed ship.

>>153101136
nta but there is some shit to them being together.

john is the very first acts is shown to be sarcastic with dave which is very rare for him. i really think they can bring out the worse of eachother.

>nearly every single male character in homestuck is bisexual
>all of them are bums or regress into being bums except for the solitary straight guy and the solitary gay guy
What the FUCK did Hussie mean by this?

>>153101352
dont make that anon post "hussie hates men" post.

>>153101351
john is sarcastic to dave because dave is an asshole. John is actually a lot more sarcastic, bratty, and sassy than you think. He is like that with rose, terezi, and Vriska as well. When he knows someone can take it he doesnt bother holding back his sassy remarks, and he is actually pretty bratty.

its very hot

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>>153101416
when hes bratty i want to put him in his place.
>He is like that with rose, terezi, and Vriska as well
and when hes with karkat he wants to do that.
which is even hotter.

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>>153100704
>the only other viable guy in our little social circle
Silly Dirk, there ARE other options, you just need to get a little bit more freaky

>>153101514
hstwt eternally downplaying johns impetuous, bratty, and sarcastic personality and woobifying him into just a nerdy white person.

honestly hstwt fucking flattens him immensly.

I want the same john who is petty enough to stand in the bathtub for god knows how long to illustrate his point of disapproval.

>>153101577
>very bratty…

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>>153101136
>and artists who analyze every thing in the story and realize the entire narrative may or may not have been purposefully or accidentally made to facilitate this doomed ship.
It doesn't make sense if you just read the comic. I only started shipping it after recently reading the Epilogues (which are just DirkJohn propaganda for those with eyes to see) and thinking about a crossover with another heavily metatextual piece of fiction and realizing that it makes too much sense. They shouldn't be together in the romantic sense but more like cosmically, they would hate domesticity but would stand together at the end of the universe which they kind of have already.

>>153101661
lol that kind of shipping was always interesting to me but also to0 high concept.

Thats like some shit i can hardly grasp or imagine. Only to be expressed through extremely artsy posts such as what you have posted now. Which, i can do and can draw, but still, a little hard to grasp lol.

The closest i can come to describing anything i feel simmilarly is like, spider8reath and how John basically represents Vriskas only salvation. Or something dumb like that.

Either way i will always respect anyone who has the guts to stand up for what they like and try to explain it. So even if its not my thing you go dirkjohn shipper.

>>153100364
Dude I know gays love to violate the image of normal men, but you're just fucking up: my story is that Caliborn was directly inspired by myself and my best friend at the time guided Caliborn in this direction on the team. You're a brain rotted gooner who doesn't know anything and saying it with pride.

>Caliborn was directly inspired by myself
GUY CONFIRMED FOR MASTURBATING TO DAVEKAT

Sharing the couch with lil Oxnard and inviting him to Play Castlevania Symphony of the Night and making him feel in awe and happy. Hell yes. Best Friend. I don't know how fateful it is for the story in the game but he Would love the voice over, the dialogue and the graphics, the whole aesthetic and characters.

>>153101886
Caliborn would never jack off (literally) and if he did it would be to some corpses probably.

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Renity or Aradia in this me thinks

>>153101917
i prefer Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

>>153102160
Kys

>>153102160
He can join as well, but he needs to behave.

>>153102316
Plapping her in every costume with rp

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Something about Rose cosplayers of the early 2010s tickles my brain just right

>>153102428
hmmmm that death note poster tho

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>>153100704
OH SO NOW YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR SMOKING WEED IN A DIMLY LIT BASEMENT HUH?

>>153102617
heheh mallum chud rage.

>>153092495
probably not lol.

>>153102617
And he'd be right, weed is reddit

Terezi crushing Karkat's pelvis with her fat ass.

>>153087199
can someone spoonfeed me what homestuck exactly is and why it is so loved? i tried reading it when i was 14 and read to ascend i believe, if not a bit after meeting the trolls. but i didnt understand a single thing, i tried hard to like it because everyone else did but the plot and humour went over my head. genuinely was too low iq for it. whats it even about?

>>153102734
Four friends and a game they play together.

>>153102734
Kids play a game that end the world, said kids have great and funny dynamics and the lore of the game is really cool. Later aliens are introduced who also played the game and they also have great and funny dynamics and we get fun alien world building and lore. Then after a pivotal moment it just devolves into nothing but gay drama that no sane person should ever give a shit about.

>>153102734
charming webcomic about 4 kids playing a game called sburb that destroys the planet where the gamers are played and put them on a journey where they can make their own world and universe and they also can become gods. its liked because of the dialogue, the music, the artstyle, pop culture references and also the fans to fans interactions that brewed creativity and turned the experience to read the webcomic more fun. also the flash pages are cool as fuck. I don't like it hardcore because i lack the "you had to be there" experience but this explains much. the first 4 acts are solid good.

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Kanaya pumping loads into my ass with her alien cock...

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>>153102937

I genuinely don't care about the Alpha Kids, they barely register as characters that exist for me. I can't bring myself to give a shit about basically anything post the fifth act.

>>153102954
Is there a problem?

>>153102877
but i understand how people cannot understand the timeline of events. since the whole time loops and alternate universe where happening and we didnt get much of a guide for it, besides the recaps. i had to rewatch/re read the comic at least 3 times to understand what happened for sure. its not a recommended way to tell a story and write at all.

>>153102937
:T

>>153102937
you mean like this?
https://files.catbox.moe/k4cxws.jpg

jegus fuck can you guys stop being faggots for a single day it's Easter be holy for once you degenerates

>>153102850
>>153102869
>>153102877
thanks. i got the general gist of the four friends playing a game bit but everything else i was a bit like oughh whats happening. i might try and reread it as an adult, even though i didnt really get it i have good memories of laughing at jokes based on it with my school friends.

>>153103099
Ehhhhhh not really.

>>153103122
This
I'm going to the Marvel fandom because they spoke of Jesus once

Homestuck was only good for two years.

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>>153103122
>be holy for once you degenerates
Indeed, on this special day we must celebrate the beautiful love between the troll Jesus and his dancestor, just as our Father who art in Heaven loves both us and his Only-begotten Son

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>>153093719
I thought it was a reference to this

>>153098380
there's a conspiracy to make me want to fuck karkat I just know it

Straight femboy Karkat.

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>>153103408

>>153103325
It’s Easter, so for Homestuck fans it becomes about my favorite form of Divine love: the incomprehensible weight of every sin, and how it merits the most perfectly-tailored kind of eternal punishment, and this requires a special genius who can manufacture everything required for these punishments (its dirty work, not His favorite kind) I hope a special boy can manage to develop this expertise before His day of wrath!

>>153098958
>did we read the same comic
i fucking detest anyone who says this unironically while trying to force their shit headcanons that have no basis in the actual comic

>>153087199
either im bored or when im at social gatherings that i cant leave for social reasons (in this instance an easter party) i find myself coming here, im not sure why here specifically bc i havent read homestuck in nearly 7 years but these threads are sort of comforting, even though i constantly have to check over my shoulders due to all the softcore porn in here...

>>153103507
>"No, you're not allowed to like Homestuck because Homestuck is only for faggots like us and you're wrong if you dislike dog shit pairings like Dave and Karkat."

>>153103408
>>153103426
i like this vibe, its slightly uncomfortable yet fun

>>153103408
>>153103426
What the fuck is his problem?

>>153103507
>claim that the author’s version doesn't exist and you can read it however you want
>actually want to force you to read it the way the mob reads it after you try to enjoy this “liberation” (what are you going to do, say your interpretation is sacred? You didn't believe the author’s was sacred so you'd be a hypocrite, better just give in)
Clever scam Millennials invented to spread their opinions to as many people as they can so they have the power to make demands

Author's Death only applies when I say so.

All homestuck characters are whatever makes my penis big

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>>153103716
Now we're talking anon.

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Hello /HSG/ I am here to present to you the document with all 3 chapters of the prospitcest story i have been writing/drawing for the past couple months.

Note, the second chapter for returning readers has been totally remade, so i highly suggest giving that part a read, as it is why i am posting this fic here at all.

Please give feedback if you do read, and have a wonderful day. Thank you :)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jncIYRohJCgn3GeRHB5Ja-DLbFh39U83VhVBVPhOANM/edit?usp=sharing

Just started reading prisounebound
Mostly cause cause i tend to see the one shot of ren at the balcony, and want to find lewds of her, like this piece >>153088361
Funny thing, since ive known the name of the thing before, and i thought that ren was like the prisons warden, or something
I just reached oficus, but im gonna have to stop for now

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>>153104041
Cool.

>>153104393
what is this abhorrent creature

>>153104393
She should put on cat ears

>>153104393
thanks anon.

There's no trans characters in Homestuck other than caliborn and calliope

>>153103716
i mean, jade can literally make it bigger.

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Except, for a certain character. You know who I'm talking about.