>>153119195
Rose playing the rain. I wanted more of Snowman and Spades Slick duking it out but that wasn't entirely plot necessary.

>>153119224
Hard to say, but i guess right now i will say how the whole grimdark and horrorterror thing

just wasted potential

>>153119195
>QOTT
God. So many.
Terezi and Karkat relationship pre game per example.
Mostly how the trolls treated each other more in depth and less scatered around. I wish the plot of Act 5 was better paced and more linear and Didnt had that stupid Time Backwards Thing to chat because I think this whole idea of comunication is dumb.
More DaveJade and JadeJohn interactions. most of my grip of the story is how it was writed and executed than the story itself. So this too. If hussie wasnt such a hipster ironic joykill the comic would be so much cooler. I would cry and yelp way more at the happenings.

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>>153119195
>Qott
The prophecy, bros...

>>153119278(me)
WHERE IS THE SEGMENT OF KARKAR AND TEREZI making out hussie? I NEED DAAT.

>>153119224
Wanted to see rose o
play the rain too.

And DENIZENS! I would have been upset we skipped over those if I hadn't known the comic had gone to shit. I mourned already, I just stuck with it to the ending the same way one might visit a grave out of routine vs sadness.

>>153119224
ugh yeah +1 for playing the rain. was egbert the only personal quest we saw play out in full? unless i'm forgetting any (likely).
the planet quests / denziens were such a stupidly cool idea for exploring a character and i wish we got to see them used more. :/

>>153119195
>Qott: Which plot thread did Hussie drop that pissed you off the most?
Meenah and Karkat for Meenah and (vriska).
I wanted more meenahkat fuel

>>153119278
i love homestuck pre act 6 but so many issues OF act 6 are preseant in everything before it, its a fundemental issue.

Like. Jade getting sidelined. Or the weird communication the trolls do with the humans which completely gimps their relationships with each other for most of the story. Or, how after the kids start talking to their patron troll, they just stop talking to each other for the most part.

How the whole team dynamic utterly falls apart between the beta kids and is never ever put back together.

how we never see a group chat between all 4 kids. THATS A HUGE MISSED OPPORTUNITY.

>>153119317
Yes Jade getting just forgotten for a huge portion of the story. In act 5 and act 6 (I think a good part of ending of act 4 too?) is really annoying for me too :[
SADZ, That is what happens when you dont plan stuff ahead in the most simple character arc driven way.

>>153119307
>>153119309
It really sucks we never got to see any of the conversations with each Denizen, watching the kids try and rationalize their existence in the game ultimately making their decision would have been a really good existential for all of them.
Plus with how each Denizen was modeled after some mythological creature it would have been amazing to see them all rendered properly.

>>153119309
the whole point was that the quests were stupid and didnt matter at all. All of it was just in service of paradox space's self propagation.

>>153119289
Were your expectations subverted when that went nowhere?

>>153119344
the problem is jade existed as the mysterious mary sue who knew everything and was pretty and stuff.

and then you meet her and she just IS perfect.

And then all at once her whole world falls apart and you see her confronted with a real test of character, where the perfect girl has to navigate the world now that she isnt perfect, aaaaaand now shes in a ship for 3 years doing nothing active.

And then we see her again aaaaand shes mind controlled.

Hussie had no plan with her, made her to perfect, made her the strongest being in the story up until that point and then had to write her out completly

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Reminder, Hussie's a hack and the pilot is never going to be greenlit.

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>>153119424
>she just IS perfect
Damn right.

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total jade love

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Oh.

Gaining a legal degree just to clear Nepeta’s name in her real crimes (the law should be changed to include the justification of cuteness)

>>153119436
i mean im glad shes cute and perfect i love jade

but it means she gets totally screwed

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>>153119444
>come get signings from a guy who has literally two lines in this shitty pilot
Lmao Hussie will do anything to rebuild his reputation except make something good

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>>153119460
>but it means she gets totally screwed
Damn right she's getting screwed.

>>153119474
jade after john is done with her

>>153119436
Sex with phone pop up Jade

>>153119464
Free from viz shackles

https://old.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1seh7w2/andrew_hussie_still_working_through_these_odd/

Hussie dropping this giant rant about how he's not a trust fund baby lmao.
The fact that he was raised ex-Catholic explains a lot though.

>>153119464
What did she mean by being free from Viz shackles?

>>153119518
This but also RWBY

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>>153119540
Viz as in Viz Media. Hussie will do anything besides accept blame.

>>153119550
Badass means being a homewrecker....

>>153119464
>two lines
Isnt it only one line, and screaming "FUCK" and nothing else while at that?

>>153119527
I had a feeling his parents where either hippies interessed in witchcraft or ex-protestant agnostics.

>>153119560
He gets a line at the end complaining about getting one line.

>>153119567
He just posted a whole google doc talking about his parents.

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>>153119195
>QOTT
spades slick wanting to kick lord english's ass. no, alpha jack does not count.

>>153119424
I never saw Jade as a perfect girl tho. She always seemes sad and distant me thinks. Always was clear to me she had to force the feeling of being optimistic for her sanity sake and to not make her friends worried about her. Like c'mon she stuffed her own grandpa when as a kid.

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>>153119550
>intriguing is when you punch someone because you were mad about your kid you never met or spent any time with after cheating on your best friend's wife to make them

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I fucking hate homestuck I fucking hate hussie, I fucking hate what it has done to me

>>153119586
yeah i know. not gonna read that btw. I was saying in the past tense, as in my past assumptions.

>>153119624
okay maybe I don't hate homestuck but I do what a troll or a roxy coded gf.

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>>153119559
I know a good way to fix that

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>>153119624
ywah BUT ITS GOT ROSE LALONDE IN IT!!!!!!1!!!

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I love Abby so fucking much by the way.

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>>153119643
ROOOOOOOOOSE ROOOOOOOOSE ROOOOOOOOSE ROSE LALONDE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

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>>153119527
Man a lot suddenly makes sense

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>>153119673
t. kanaya

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can i get warmup ideas

>>153119720
one of the greatest cucks of the narrative, besides karkat

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>>153119737
This but a troll grub of uhhhhhh nepeta

>>153119550
Why are modern Homestuck fans so stupid? What the fuck is it about this comic now that attracts literally the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen?

>>153119527
One of the best things he’s written in years. A tour de force in continuity of one’s existence.

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>>153119707
Ohhh, there's the rub: him whining about him not having control over fan discords.

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>>153119883
>the studio shut down because of THESE guys! See, I was writing things! See!

Fuck off, god damn.

>>153119883
Holy shit still taking digs at Makin and the UHC guy

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>>153119883
>control over fan discords.
Jew like tendencies, come on hussie, you can't groom them all

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>>153119930
Hussie tacitly admitting he's terrible with money and in general stupid as fuck.

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>>153119974
Hussie claiming he's poor but then he has his dad able to send him regularly to trade shows, meet with investors, and basically has money to throw away.

Yeah, okay buddy. I can believe that this shit never made a cent but come the fuck on.

damn already throwing the Js.
i knew there was kiwies in here but i guess their brains where just dormant until hussie showed signs of life again.

>>153120054
Hussie is the one who posted this talking about his color thing.

why i keep comming back to this shithole that gets raided by retards every so often. i dont even hate myself what is wrong with me. i need another place to talk about mspfa.

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I'm kinda second guessing myself to go to Requiem Cafe on Saturday. Idk there still a few day until then. I got an email saying my snararoo grey might be late to arrive before then also....FUCK

Homestuck rapist rep

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>>153120310

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Wololo

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>>153119527

Just read through the whole thing and...wow. A lot of things click into place now. Kinda puts a whole new perspective on the death of the guardians and the lusii being a sort of precondition of the game.

>>153119737
John egbert doing a windy thing pose

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>>153119737
Requesting Dani from Mass Appeal like this if possible

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>>153120760
damn slut

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i still get uncontrollably horny every morning looking at this image btw

>>153119527
I like how Hussie's best takeaway from his life experience was knowing when to walk away
But then he refuses to walk away from Homestuck and constantly makes it worse. I guess him learning management skills from his mid-life crisis time cube dad explains a lot though.

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>>153119640
>someone liked my edit enough to save it
baller

>>153120814
INCREDIBLY based anon.

Rereading Act 2. Since the apple juice was near the birthday box in the closet, wasn't that John's piss? And discs are waterproof unless they're exposed to it for a long time, why didn't Dave just use the towel then take the discs out?

>>153119195
>Qott: Which plot thread did Hussie drop that pissed you off the most?
tie between hussie never really explaining how the rage aspect works, which is PRETTY IMPORTANT plotwise and triggers my ocd
and hussie never doing anything with the horrorterrors, which makes propsit dreamers look better by default and also triggers my ocd. seriously the grimdark rose part was so hyped up only to be a wet fart and then we never do anything with horrorterrors again

>>153121030

>tie between hussie never really explaining how the rage aspect works, which is PRETTY IMPORTANT plotwise and triggers my ocd

You could even say the deliberate choice to not explain was ragebait

>>153121200
Are they stupid?

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>>153121192
I hate you
so so much
<3<

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>>153121407

I LOVE THE RAGE ASPECT

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ATTENTION FEMBOY FUCKERS

I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE

https://homestuck.com/seedflap

TONS OF NEW KALIAN FANART FRESH FROM THE OVEN, ALL IN ONE PLACE

I REPEAT

TONS OF NEW KALIAN FANART

>>153121610
HNNNNNNNGH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGZ

>>153119974
>I never got rich off Homestuck
the only way this could be true is if he wasted all the money as soon as it came in

>>153119974
>I definitely wasn't rich before I started it
Kek what a lying rat, he's a trust fund kiddie whose daddy got some nice dough from shit like the color correction patents

>>153121844
He pissed away the kickstarter money on making the game studio do the Collide+A7 work and then opening the whatpumpkin studio in NYC that did fuck all, so it's quite plausible

>>153121919
>He pissed away the kickstarter money on making the game studio do the Collide+A7 work
he used the kickstarter money to do something completely unrelated to the kickstarter goal? isn't that, like, fraud?

>>153121919
>>153121988
iirc he hired that one studio to make the game in 3d and paid them half the kickstarter money upfront. some shit happened and the studio ran off with the money without making the game
so hussie made his own in house studio (what pumpkin) and made hiveswap from scratch

>>153122029
>some shit happened and the studio ran off with the money without making the game
that's what i heard as well, allegedly the studio spent the money he gave them on a completely different project and then said "oops, sorry, we ran out of money before we started on your thing, you'd better give us more"

>>153119452
>her real crimes
What is the charge? Eating a lusus? A succulent Alternian lusus?

>>153122029
the counter claim is that Hussie never actually gave them anything to work with and was basically a flake. That his excuses are that he was sending them "writing" seems to corroborate this.

In general Hussie reads like an absolute fucking retard with an inflated sense of self importance that he's trying to play up for pity points.

>>153119753
>Why are modern Homestuck fans so stupid?
As opposed to famously intelligent Homestuck fans of old?

>>153122096
the curse of genius: you end up either a schizo or a narcissist, and either way you squander your own legacy

>>153122111
>As opposed to famously intelligent Homestuck fans of old?
the levels of tardness oozing out of new gens is too high, oldfags werent as retarded

>>153122043
>>153122096
regardless of it hussie is incompetent or not I still find the studio he tired to be really shady
after months and half a mill upfront all they had to showcase was a 5 minute maya model of joey? even if hussie was hard to contact there should at least be some rough, rough concept sketches. anything to show they were at least trying to get somewhere
even then, if someone paid me to do something and I stop hearing for them I'd try to contact them or just give a refund

>>153119643
oh thats my drawing lol

>>153121816
now we need foodist headcanons

the google dockey is actually a great read
it's a reminder that he's a truly talented writer, and it's a shame that some combination of narcissism, mental illness, and resentment of his own success has left him unable to capitalize on the momentum homestuck gave him, to create the magnum opus that he always said homestuck was just a warmup for

is he still larping as a socialist? it seems like a lot of his issues these days come from surrounding himself with those sorts of people
i can't imagine being friends with zoe quinn is good for anyone's mental health

i still get a homicidal flash of rage whenever i see zoe quinns name. that bitch ruined quite literally everything.

>>153122481
qrd on whoever that is?

>>153122029
>>153122043
what ive heard was that he never sent them a proper design document so they moved on to work on other projects while waiting for it

>>153122538
she is the BPD whore who caused gamergate by cheating on her boyfriend with a bunch of gaming journalists who than proceeded to shill her extremely boring twine "games"
for some reason hussie was in the same social circles as her even though I'm pretty sure she lived on the other side of the country from him

>>153122481
It's been over a decade get over it you fat faggot

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>>153121200
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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>>153121610
FAGGOT!!!

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>>153122965

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I like this guy. He's cute.

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>>153121610
>>153122965
>>153122971
>>153122981
>draw a girl
>ACKSHUALLY! ITS A BOY!

>>153123028

its pretty evident its a guy, who tf thinks hes a girl

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>>153123031
not faggots

>>153123028
>drawn with male anatomy (thin hips, wide shoulders, big hands)
>the expression of an insufferable faggot
>uh its a girl actually
Too much femboy porn on your side chief

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>>153123050
cope

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>>153123028
>post a gotcha
>actually a retard

>>153122638
Fuck you nigger

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When will my little white boy show back up?

>>153123405
Got damn I ship it so hard

>>153122638
Me addressing AD 2026 homestuck fans.

>>153123493
based

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>>153123426
Ship who?

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i think my biggest issue with like almost every single take on a june story is that it feels like shes only trans so that the author can write garbage kink-insert trans woman on other woman smut and not to make an actual trans story about john egbert from homestuck
like i'd mind it less if most takes where honest about being self-insert smut but they pretend to be some grander june character exploration or whatever and you can always tell theyre just covering their ass

>>153121610
god the hiveswap act 3 trolls suck

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ult dirk redesign i saw on twitter

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>>153124056
False, it has the best blueblood troll.

>>153124431
Swapping burgundy for orange isn't a bad idea but the design itself doesn't feel very Kamina-ish anymore

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>>153124431

This is the typa shit Dirk scribbles on a napkin while he's supposed to be taking care of Dave and Rose.

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Im the dad btw

>>153122111
We were retarded, but our retardation had SOUL

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>>153125141
You hate him cus you ain't him.

>>153125141
Another fankid with daddy issues never seen that one before
>aw ya im like sollux but way cooler and without those pesky character flaws
Id like a sollux with nuttin’

>>153125291
Fankid?

>>153121919
>Kek what a lying rat, he's a trust fund kiddie whose daddy got some nice dough from shit like the color correction patents
The whole article is discussing why this shit made zero dollars at all.

>>153122446
Yeah, if he just stopped interacting with politically charged 20 year olds, stopped dressing like a clown, and did cool stuff again, that would be sweet. The article reminded me that his shit is fun to read.

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>>153125291
>fankid

>>153124431

Ult dirk becoming bro is like probobly the best thing that could happen to him, 1, he would have real aura, 2, it would be a complete transformation into the thing he fears/hates.

>>153125784
>he also becomes mute and only talks offscreen and as the narrator

>>153125845
god that would be so cringe i need it.

>>153119753
Because the nu-HS fans are zoomers who experienced an incredibly limited ammount of media (books, shows, etc) so anything that has a slight bit of deviation from their frame of reference is considered revolutionary for them.

How come no other web comic ever took off as much as Homestuck did? And why are web comics in general so much less popular than they were 10-20 years ago?

>>153125956
Reminder that back at it's prime, many articles claimed Homestuck was considered a revolution for webcomics (webcomics are more irrelevant than ever in 2026)

>>153125956
Homestuck is pretty unique among webcomics in how it also includes music, animation and even minigame segments in its story. I don't think any other webcomic has has done it so thoroughly.

>>153125956
1. They are popular, things are just atomized. (You) don't see them because your algorithms on your sites deam you unfit to see them. when homestuck took off it was in a smaller more centralized cultural internet, without such things to restrict your viewing abilities.

2. Kids dont fucking read anymore. Getting people into homestuck is a chore because people will just say "its longer than the bible"
and their brains automatically assume a position of surrender or whatever kanaya says. In fact, kids do not watch things anymore either. Kids dont ENJOY things anymore. Fandoms such as these are vehicles for social interaction because kids are more terminally online and lonely than ever.

The reason the term LARPing has picked up is because of an uptick (or perhaps the realization of) how many people pretend to like something in order to be admitted into a community in which they can talk to other people. I.E buying digital circus merch even tho you never watch the show.

3. >>153126024: what this anon said basically, homestuck is unique.

>>153125956
>How come no other web comic ever took off as much as Homestuck did?
Homestuck took off during an era just after the smartphone released when the makeup of the internet was still somewhat niche. It built momentum through solid character voice and a breakneck update schedule. Fandoms in general were also less established.
>And why are web comics in general so much less popular than they were 10-20 years ago?
Social media has become more optimized and the internet has centralized around a few websites. None of which are good for webcomics. Or artistic pursuits in general. Andrew Hussie was able to make rent off ads on his website. The adspace is now more optimized and increased cost of living makes matching homestucks speed even more difficult.

>>153126130
alpha dave jade.....peak....

>>153125956
>How come no other web comic ever took off as much as Homestuck did?
because andrew hussie has both a deranged work ethic and an unbridled genius and those two traits combined into a perfect storm that comes around, at most, once in a generation
the sheer quantity of mostly-high-quality content he produced, and the pace at which he produced it, is totally unmatched
it also drove him completely insane as the google dockey has shown

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>>153122111
Newgens are a uniquely unique brand of stupid

>>153127062
>straight ship fan creating a cartoon about a lesbian couple
????

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>>153118822
I read it and have to thank you for the recommendation, that fic captures the ideal DirkJohn dynamic perfectly. Kinda makes me glad cause now I know I don't have to write one because the perfect DirkJohn fic already exists.

>>153127062
What the fuck is this idiot talking about

>>153127062
i've never seen the owl house so i don't know if this is deranged or not

>>153127062
This is a trvth nvke hussie told me

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*hack* *wheeze*

need....daverezi..*choke*...been...so long...

>>153125956
penny arcade took off didn't it?

>>153126130
>the tiny dick explosion
kino

>>153126130
Wait is this ship actually peak? Did Homestuck 2 lie to me?

>>153128567
>Did Homestuck 2 lie to me?
The answer is ALWAYS yes

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>>153119195
>Qott: Which plot thread did Hussie drop that pissed you off the most?
I wouldn't say it strictly speaking pisses me, but this stupid alpha kid-dead troll shipping shit implied in the comic continues to haunt me like a fucking nightmare.
I think I need to harass Hussie the same way these crazy fangirl bitches did until he tells me what the fuck did he mean by it because otherwise my soul will never be at rest.

An idea for Trisdert or Moonrunes or whoever else: Terezi tries to tease the viewer by sticking her tongue in ice cream, but her tongue goes numb because of it, so she's suddenly completely blind.
>>153119195
>Qott
I don't think Hussie ever did anything with how the halves of what make up sprites are stored in the balls of the black and white thrones, influencing the makeup of the carpacians, or with how this would probably make black and white versions of each sprite, but if these balls were broken or the thrones destroyed, the game would become significantly easier. The W Rose left is another one.

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>>153129544
Gotcha senpai

>>153129544
Once the towers receive the kernels and the prototyping information is sent to rings/scepters, they keep that information. The queens' rings work just fine throughout the Furthest Ring, the troll session, and the post-scratch session. Destroying the towers wouldn't do anything, unless there are still future prototypings to go.

since theres no one talking i did a poll about terrible ships.
https://strawpoll.com/poy9kA6q8gJ

>>153129928
Thanks for clearing that up. I remember Nanasprite said that the prototyping information goes to the orbs on the tops of the thrones, but if it then goes to the scepter and rings, I guess there's no point in breaking those balls. That said, if the prototyping information is stored in the balls of the throne, and then transferred to the ring and scepter, isn't the processed information stored in the balls of those?

>>153130112
imagine not self prototyping yourself

Hello, valued enthusiasts of Homestuck.
What an enjoyable and notable web-based comic experience this is. It contains characters, events, and various narrative developments that many individuals find interesting. I truly enjoy engaging with this webcomic. It has many interesting elements and memorable moments.

Homestuck is great, wouldn’t you say, my fellow enthusiasts? I appreciate its unique style and storytelling. It is certainly something that can be enjoyed by many people.

when I was younger I would daydream about writing the next big webcomic

>>153127264
i'm like 10 hours late but <333333 omg i'm so glad. i've done my duty as a dirkjohn missionary, i can now rest easy. have a fantastic day/night, anon.

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>>153129353

>and never will

>>153130112
>One is from an alternate timeline you don't even remember (so you don't give a shit)
>The other is some deranged catgirl who barely acts like your friend
>And the last one ended up dying
pain

>>153131391
guess he wasnt wrrong

goodnight to all my loved ones hsg! which are all of you.

anyone got that pic of john calling dave a fag?

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>>153132031
Dave wouldn't do that to his moirail.

>>153132473
misreader-kun...

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>>153132628
tee hee

>>153119195
I genuinely expected that we were gonna see all the trolls to eventually god tier instead of only vriska and aradia doing it

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Took terezi with me today

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Very Dangerous

>>153133230
>>153133239
>>153133247
>>153133254


This is really freaking cute!

>>153132473
no it's that pic of dave wearing a madonna dress and doing the pose and john says something like "you're such a fag"

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>>153133399
Thanks anon, I pray for the day they release a Roxy Makeship plushie and you can bet your ass I will be taking her everywhere and taking pics.

>>153133230
>>153133239
>>153133247
>>153133254
KINO. I should do the same

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>>153132031

No but I got this

>>153133247
Greedy fuck. She can't eat all dat.

>>153119195
>Qott: Which plot thread did Hussie drop that pissed you off the most?
The other trolls, they imply revival through the dream drops might be possible but only use it to revive vriska twice

>>153129353
>a Jane/Equius patrician
I thought I was the only one who saw the vision, glad to see there's someone else out there for it. Most people throw Equius at Dirk and call it a day.

What are you ninjas doing for Homestuck Day next week?

>>153133821
Jacking off all day to my fav ladies....idk I'll do my usual yearly drawing of Aradia. If we are all down we could do a themed drawstuck?

>>153133842
Never done one and not good at drawing, but I'd be down

>>153133662
this is even better
thank you

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>>153133821
going to the meetup. alone. I'll be that awkward person in the back

>>153133903
NYC or Requiem?

>>153120814
help i dont wanna think about john in this way

>>153133933
nyc

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>>153133772
Don't get me wrong, Dirkquius has *some* value(imo of pitched variety given their interactions), but the fact there's so little Jane x Equius content is a definite proof most people are tasteless fucking philistines who couldn't see a good foreshadowing if it beat the shit out of them. Even the fact that Crocker-tier Jane goes full dominatrix is one of these Janequius things almost nobody seems to have actually noticed. Without that it just feels like a random character development made up on spot by Hussie, but with it in mind? Of course a woman of Equius' dreams would be a hardcore domme who wants to treat her partner like a flesh dildo.
Just imagine that indigo fucker if Crocker-tier Jane got her hands on him.

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Just caught up with Autopraxis, really curious as to why nobody ever seems to talk about it when a lot of it has the same energy of Homestuck before its peak. Dwarf Modus is fucking genius.

Maybe I live under a rock, IDK, there's a lot of wonderful fanventures out there I never hear about and I feel like Homestuck would still be as big as it once was if they were viewed the same as the source material. I'm not even talking about the shitty fan continuations, the ones with new characters and world mechanics are a sheer delight to read and illustrate the gallons of untapped creativity.

I stay away from the main fandom hubs though so maybe that's just my bad, they're still awful no matter how often they claim not to be

>>153134881
Ive talked about it before but the conversation doesnt usually get traction. MSPFA is a really small platform, with horrible discovery, full of dead adventures, it'd be a wonder if the active user base was above like 4 digits a month or even scratched that, so itd be an already niche community recommending even more niche content

>>153123919
All of them.

>>153134881
MSPFA is run by people who are either malicious or fucking retarded, because there's no other logical explanation for letting all these fanventures that are abandoned and on hiatus still fester on the front page like a bunch of putrid corpses they are.
Its' criminal how all nearly all these top "ongoing" adventures barely receive any updates, with some of them having been untouched for half a decade, absolutely choking the life out of actually ongoing adventures that would have immensely benefited from getting more front page exposure.
Seriously, what the fuck is stopping them from auto-shelving adventures without a single update over the course of 6 months and making a subcategory for top adventures on hiatus?

>>153134958
>>153135292
you guys do know mspfa and filegarden are both runned by just one guy right?

>>153135321
Yeah, that doesnt change my point. Its a small community, on a small website, it wouldnt really make any change to the larger scope of things if fan adventures like say sburb.exe, autopraxis, prisounebound or whatever one you like got recommended, its a niche space, most people who already read one likely read the others as well

>>153135321
Are under the impression that running a periodic database check in the background that is essentially
>if (date.current - fanventure.last_update_date > 6 months) {
>>fanventure.status = inactive
>}
And also copypasting the same html+css code already used for top ongoing favorites and top complete favorites to make something like a "top inactive favorites" category on the front page to make the ongoing favorites category actually about ongoing adventures would be some immense feats of webdev knowledge?

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>>153135492
iirc the creator said that he was just making a v3 of the whole site that implements all of that rather than patching the outdated v2

iirc tho

Something really stupid happened to me recently involving Homestuck and I'm kicking myself for it in hindsight.
>Was visiting local Easter market, find section full of old books and DVDs and whatnot.
>Ended up finding copies of a couple of of the book releases being sold there for an insanely low price compared to what they go for online
>Don't have any cash on me (they didn't take card payments for some fuckin reason) or a bag to carry, go home and get those
>Come back and the books are gone
>mfw

>>153135502
>two more weeks, trust the plan
Meanwhile the github repo hasn't been touched for two years
I'm not saying a new version of the site wouldn't be a good idea because as it is it tends to completely shit itself once you try to use the search page on literally any adventure, but at this rate the new updated look will come out no sooner than hauntswitch and the site will continue to be a pile of shit littered by corpses of inactive adventures pretending to be alive for many years to come.

>>153135738
again, i agree it needs to happen but its one guy on his free time with no team (for some reason...)

currently his fixation is on filegarden being usable

>>153119586
link?

>>153127958
best ship in the entire comic by far

>>153136751
6 nippled dirk....

>>153135750
Because filegarden might make him money (he's an idiot, no file upload service can succeed because rivals will bring you down with CP)

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>>153137139
>might make him money
dont the ads on mspfa make money? >:?

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Please do a troll edit of this band.

>>153136751
Fun fact: hedgehogs lick or chew strongly-smelling things like shit then rub the frothy mixture(including the shit-saliva one) all over themselves in the process called self-anointing.
I have no idea how I know this factoid but somehow seeing the Striderhogs made me remember it and think they'd totally do it.

>>153138477
how DOES john get all the boys and girls?

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>>153137991
Sorry this is kinda shit

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>>153138891
egberizz

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>>153138935
added to ur edit, anon

>>153139093
Nice

>>153139093
>Lock Up Your Hivesplatters! This Is...THE $LIME

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i hate seeing a single post every 30 minutes in this general. please come faster 413 and save us. i miss everyone. even the most annoying.

>>153139386
this thread has seemed particulatly slow, however i think people are just having their time to themselves and not posting on 4chan all day, which i think is fine.

how about you anon? have you been well? I hope so.

>>153139386
Americans are getting off work soon, it'll pick up then

>>153139093
Isn't Alternian written right-to-left?

>>153137632
If oficus were an ugly man noone would care about her even in the abstract. Honestly people probably don’t even talk about her anyways. This is how things should be.

>>153139502
im gonna kill myself i forgot

>>153139365
this is also great btw

>>153139540
id say her ego is what will eventually bring her down a notch or smth

>>153138477
Cant believe the writers tried to convince us this was an "awkward dad bod" baka

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>>153139630
John dad bod...

>>153139762

Damn...John Homestuck looks like THAT??

>>153140403
divorce becomes him

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Jon, busting a massive nut to a nude picture of a HUMAN woman, throws the cum-soaked tissue into the toilet. His cum? Never inside a troll woman.

>>153139386
I remember that fucking robot!
>>153140661
>throws cum in toilet
>think he's making a statement about one(1) type of person
John denies all

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>>153140661

CG: JOHN, BUSTING A MASSIVE NUT TO A NUDE PICTURE OF A HUMAN WOMAN.
CG: THROWS THE CUM-SOAKED TISSUE INTO THE TOILET.
CG: HIS CUM? NEVER INSIDE A TROLL WOMAN.

>>153139762
gray ladies go feral at this sight

>>153134881
The people in here only care about PBSD because the creators show up here and draw porn of the cute girl characters. That's it. If the character isn't cute enough then nobody here will bother. Autopraxis is good but the moment these performative fucks read it and they clock that Jess is trans they'll go "hurrr wait I'm on 4chan I need to be mean to trannies rarghhh wokies ruin everything grrrrr"

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>>153140886
>His cum? Never inside a troll woman.
So true!

>>153141275
pfff the fact this is in bean mode makes it funnier to me

>>153141274
true

>cody aurguments every other week

>>153141307
What’s there to argue about trans identity and cutting are just two forms of self-harm

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>look at r63 art of alpha kids
>"wow not a single one of them is a downgrade I wonder why they feel like a much better concept as a whole than what we go-"
>realize they're literally just beta kids

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just now did i realize how glittery this paint is
if i fuck this up badly i dont go to NYCstuck

>>153141519
dont look at me, im never get into those arguments so im no use deciphering what drives people into combative dialoged about fictional characters

>>153141832
I think that kinda adds to it

>>153141832
Gayzee.....

>>153141832
you're already cosplaying the comics plot device, if you're not already ashamed

nothing will make you back out then

>>153141927
nta but put respect to gamzee's name.
the whole colletive fandom agrees that hes the tallest troll and got the biggest dick.
if that aint aura i dont know what to tell ya.

The ultimate viewport would be a good add-on for the UHC if it didn't spoil events and character names and break the forward button when reading. I wish it would instead unlock different perspectives for each character based on order of appearance and Act completion. "Act 1: TT'," "Act 5: CG," etc, maybe having their names appear after they're revealed.

A CrowStrider AU add-on that lets you branch the story from where it did would be good too.
>>153134881
There are plenty of pretty good fanventures that don't get a spotlight here either because they're buried by the shortsighted format of MSPFA or don't have enough fan art to post about. I really do wish MSPFA would just have links to read
>the official release of HS and other MSPAs and the latest BC update
>popular complete (popular all time and complete)
>active (popular within the last six months but not complete)
>trending (popular within the last week but not complete)
>latest (last updated)
>popular inactive (popular over six months but incomplete)
>complete (chronologically descending complete)
Some sort of database tagging system for fanventures and characters like VNDB would be good too.

Maybe the general could have links to read the original MSPAs, the latest BC, and some of the more popular MSPFAs here (eg PBSD, sburb.EXE, Mass Appeal, Drinking Problem, Autopraxis, Alabaster, Tricks 'N Treats, Prisonbreak).
>>153137632
The ass isn't big enough for this to be Oficus.

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I want to be close to Oxnard.

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>>153141927
i dont even like gamzee that much i just thought i could pull him off the best

>>153142179
im actually an capricorn so im cursed to be down with the clown

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>>153142179
Aradia the kind of girl to wear nothing but your too big t-shirt and a pair of pajama pants all day if she can get away with it.

>>153142127
>>trending (popular within the last week but not complete)
this would require tracking something about it no? like comments or views

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>>153142240
Aradia the type of girl to wear a mask covering a throated dildo and while also wearing a skirt with no undies. A butt plug and vibrator in each of her holes respectfully

>>153142127
>The ass isn't big enough for this to be Oficus
no she does not. shes flat as a board.

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>breaking the wall by slamming against it
I LOVE WHEN THEY PUNISH THE EARTH WITH EACH MEGALITHIC FOOTSTEP

>>153142418
I need her

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>>153142418
holy fuck

>>153142418
>unstoppable object
Mallum is the immovable force
>OH YA

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>>153142418
FUUUUUUUCK IMMA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

>>153142077
>the whole colletive fandom agrees that hes the tallest troll and got the biggest dick.
>if that aint aura i dont know what to tell ya.

mfw headcanons and fake ass aura, gamzees a bum

>>153142418
jane vs her.
whos the chubbier chub

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

>>153142745
Forgot to edit the copypasta lol

>>153142764
sorry anon, i guess nellies cock now owns your ass

>>153142783
Bet? no fooling? oh my lusus? on skaia?

>>153142814
on skaia anon, nellie is going to fuck your holes bcs you didnt change the copypasta

woe is you

>>153142783
>nellie has big dick energy
If only she went on a diet she would be bigger than junice

Homestuck ruined me. Maybe it’s a good thing the pilot was abysmal dogshit

>>153142814
on jack? on guardian? on gamzee's potions?

>>153142853
ruined? homestuck fucked you?

>>153142838
>she would be bigger than junice
clearly, nellie would have the fattest cock and junice the longest if you wanted to compare

>>153142838
you think she be pounding dmarko behind closed doors

>>153142855
On a post scratch session? On god tier? On future self? On my Denizen?

>>153142877
korpus would have the tightest puss...
im already drooling imagining it.

>>153142872
pretty much

>>153142905
>tightest puss
yttris is right there, he can clearly make his tighter than tight on command with all that training

>>153142853
Homestuck... broke you... (30:01)

>>153142892
on big LORD ENGLISH?

>>153142927
but hes not really fit though.
this is bait for him to take off his shirt

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>>153142077
>got the biggest dick
Second biggest, Tavros has the biggest

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Bumping my project again because it's been weeks. Hi.

>>153142965
Mostly a good pic but imo Eridan should be bigger while Equius and Karkat should be smaller to keep it consistent with their horn sizes