>>77039119
I love how the guy just looks away

>>77039119
His reaction is perfect lmao

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>>77039119
>goblinx returns to the general and still hasn't made any progress
imagine browsing this website for over a decade and still be fat LMBO

>>77039168
big true, makes me kek every time

>>77039119
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life
It's the slow motion unarrestable descent that gets me. I love this woman not in a sexual way but the way you'd love a pet

>>77039334
>>77039339
ya but the react guy is ugly and cringe and give me the ick
he clearly must be dependant on the fatty for his grift, yet he has nothing to show

>>77039168
Based

>>77039397
he immediately covered his belly so we couldn't tell he was overweight

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>all of the far right chuds cower in fear

>>77039413
Holy shit, I forgot about this lardarse. Does anyone have any of the other videos?

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>your average American family

>>77039346
yeah we really don't need an autistic guy breaking down precisely how repulsive what the fat guy is doing is, we can all see how gross it is, there is no value add

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>>77039397
>>77039412

>>77039413
i refuse to believe it wasnt made by a pol, why would he go shirtless i 2nd shot

>>77039334
Crazy how being sufficiently fat removes the genetic sex traits, amorphous blobs.

>>77039472
there's another clip of him from 2024 in a kamala hat I've seen in election meltdown threads from back then

>>77039425
Disgusting.

>>77039425

This will end in multiple homicides, I can already tell

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>zestiest americans

>>77039413
this is a blue board bro you can't post titties like that.

>>77039334
This is something I never understand... it takes a lot of money to maintain that fat. 2 packs of Oreos and half a gallon of milk is like, what, $10? My macro bar is like <$1 for breakfast. Then he orders $150 worth of food to eat alone?

Where do they get this money to spend on food? They're too fat to leave the house and have a real job. That's what always KILLS me when I see a """"homeless"""" person begging for money but they're fat. Nigga you're eating more than I am gtfo of here.

>>77039397
good thing he pulled his shirt over his belly when he landed, would have been embarrassing otherwise

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>>77039779
People pay money to see these monstrosities eat large amounts of slop. It must pay well I guess.

>>77039692

The water is 3 foot 3 inches deep and that obeast sheboon is too retarded just to stand up.

>>77039168
Baaallleeerrrrr

>>77039168
Not posting the one with the new pics. You fail as a stalker, faggot.

>>77039806
Personally Ive probably spent a few hundred dollars paying fat girls to eat

>>77039700
Isn't that first guy the what what in the butt guy from the ancient archives?

>>77039978
>Personally Ive probably spent a few hundred dollars paying fat girls to eat
I don't think anon was referring to your tinder dates.

>>77039428
Stfu esl

>>77039413
if you wouldn't motorboat dem tiddies make an appt with your primary and get your T checked. spoiler: it's low

>>77039425
Am I correct that there were exactly two trannies in that video?

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>>77039425
that house reeks of unwashed asshole, cheese, and hrt

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Has fit really not found out about Tismallah yet?
>fat nigga that ate all of his money away and continued posting from a homeless shelter
I havent seen him posted here

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>>77040107
3. 2x mtf and 1x ftm.

>>77039168
Thank you for your service, king

>>77039991
Thanks for existing doll, please never leave us again

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>>77040131
ty anon <3

>>77040133
Lmfao.

>>77040107
3, the 2 on the couch strike me as MtF trannies(it almost doesn't matter if they are actually women or not, they're poly so therefor just as mentally retarded) then the FtM manlet at the end with the shitty facial hair. You can just fuckin tell.

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>>77039425

>>77039397
Is that a child?

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>>77040107
You know, the real tragedy here is

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>>77040122
Here he is on the floor of the shelter

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>>77040119
Don't forget weed

>>77039779
>eating dollar store goyslop bar for breakfast
ngmi

>>77039991
God damn Jamie is a horrorshow

>>77039425
Tragic victims of modernity

>>77040041
>average sized cal tech alumna

>>77039425
In our country, the last person who called themselves They/Them lived a hundred years ago. During the revolution, our ancestors shot them in the head.

>>77040019
why the fuck is she eating it like that

>>77039334
well at least he used skim milk.

>>77040072
God DAMN have you ever seen a cruise ship shitter? She's gonna wreck that thing. I don't mean she's gonna splatter the porcelain (which she will) I mean she's gonna physically break the toilet.

>>77039425
This is disgusting.
Who would call themselves a "Dr. Pepper enthusiast"?

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>>77040125
I'll never understand how that shit is so popular. It takes less than a minute to throw together a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, plus peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are garbage anyway. why would you even want to eat that at all, much less go out of your way to buy an overpriced pre-made version of it?

>>77040133
what the hell is going on with the raccoon before face?

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>>77040425
Uncrustables are good, fag

>>77040053
Idk what it is but I can’t stand crinkle cut fries they are always so soggy looking. And those ones look extra gross with the greasy ass toppings barf

>>77040533
The sandwiches, like most food items, were better when made fresh with real ingredients by actual lunch ladies at the school instead of being ultra-processed slop supplied by a giant industrial machine (literal and corporate).

Just make the damn sandwich, it only takes a minute and kindergarteners can literally do it. And if you're too much of a child to eat the crust, just rip it off, damn.

>>77039425
The mystery box of genitals in that house must be so confusing

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Poor girl...

>>77039692
imagine being 90% fat and still unable to float
amazing

>>77039312
the only thing that will attack her is her heart

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>>77039122

>>77040155
RIP that kid's asshole

>>77040003
mirin those cheek muscles

>>77039334
This fat spic gets me on my nerves every time i see him on my yt feed because of some fatshamer commenting on him. His name is james bola and this mf eats like the world is going to end. This fucking bitch spends like 200 on trash food on every single video, his voice is the typical voice of a childish effeminate gay spic, literally sounds like a gay kid. He tries to be cute, friendly and shit while downing lile 8 family size pizzas and acts like hes having it with her female best friend. He also does shit like pouring two gallons of milk with m&ms in it (not even blended) and eating it like it were cereal. This mf also uploads several videos a day eating like this. Some fatshaming youtuber investigated his past and this nigger wasnt even fat, he had a successful career, earned a shit ton of money and was fit, i cant remember what happened to him, but apparently he reached a breaking point where he started eating absurd amounts of food, then he started making those retarded mukbang videos, he gained attention from the outrage and now he has an excuse to keep doing it. Its sad and pathetic, theres no way this nigger didnt have a death scare yet, hes fucking massive and he cant even fit in his big ass american car as seen in his videos when he goes to some mcauto or something and orders 200 bucks of mcdonalds trash, he then proceeds to eat the whole fucking thing, he doesnt even add value or comment or something, its just him eating nonstop while panting and speaking short sentences about how delicious the food is. He just does that. He eats. Nothing else.

>>77039312
the video doesn't loop, she just keeps eating doughnuts

>>77040546
crinkle cut fries are based af faggot

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>>77040149
It's more of 1905-1917 Russia. Don't get your hopes up, you are going to get Bronstein, not Hitler.

>>77040133
Is it really the real you? You’ve been sorely missed in these threads.

>>77039565
it decreases testosterone, which decreases willpower, it's a vicious cycle

>>77039425
Aine is a slut!

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>>77039397
reminds me of this for some raisin

>>77039666
We know you can tell, satan

>>77039991
As always, thanks for your service, doll. Never leave us

>>77039994
I thought being a fat fuck was strictly forbidden in russia

>>77040019
I love her focused expression like shes doing something to save planet earth and every human being from extinction

>>77039119
Obesity robs people of their humanity. We should put ozempic in the water supply at this point.

>>77040067
Dude what the fuck

>>77040134
Tragic. She could had been a cutie. She probable has some fucked up disorder, but still...

>>77040155
Yeah, i the papa and mama thing was suspicious. That kid is going to grow fucked up in his mind. Sad.

>>77041958
Dont dare to make fun of my nigga big slime, cracka

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>>77040093
HOLY KEK imagine posting this unironically and not realizing you've just created the funniest piece of standalone content that fph has ever seen

>>77040093
I dont even record my PRs because im embarrassed by them

I just think that if you are at a point where you must shove handfuls of fat into your pants/waistline, you should start making major changes in your life.

>>77040067
Yuck. Where did you find this?

>>77039779
The government

>>77041358

You are a giant fat ass and that’s why you like them :p

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>>77042520
Did somebody say giant fat ass

>>77040093
Thank you, I've had bad seasonal depression this year and this is the hardest I've laughed in months.

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>>77040155
:(
>>77041857
it's me!
>>77042075
ty anon, i am happy you guys enjoy the content
>>77042559
i hope things start to look up for you in the next coming weeks. happy 2026 anon

>>77040013
>>77040019
>>77040041
Do septum piercings unlock the hidden tier of obesity?

>>77040093
Her shape wear is made from adamantium.

>>77042526
>2D fats are incomparable to the 3D reality

>>77042570
Facially, racially, seismically, one of the ugliest people I have ever seen. Could be worse if hairy.

>>77042088
Not being able to digest your food robs you of it even more you faucian pharma faggot

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>>77042088
>put ozempic in water supply.
So give normal people muscle & bone wastage?

>>77039339
>610g of protein

i kneel

>>77040093
idgaf

good for her, hope she keeps it up

>90% of the videos in the thread are women, most of the half naked
These threads are just fat fetishists jerking off, aren't they?

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>>77042748

>>77041701
that is one hecking chonker, he's the goodest little boy

>>77039983
No, that dude's a flight attendant now.

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>>77042791

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>>77040155
There is a 111% chance that poor child is being molested and will grow up to be a tranny and continue the cycle.

>>77040006
This is extremely sex and I'm tired of pretending it's not

>>77039339
I like how this dude is breaking down all these facts and numbers like we can't can't just see with our eyes how fat this porker is and how much junk food he's eating

>>77039122
>former drug dealer
The skinny druggy to land whale narcotics anonymous pipeline is real.

>>77039425
This video should be featured in the next DSM.

>>77039666
Calm down satan
>>77040107
You were off by 1.
>leo
male (male)
>lyanna
female (male)
>aine
female (male)
>grymm
male (female)
>alyssa
female (female)

>>77040155
Angers me like you would not believe. These "people" are unfit to be parents and I have no doubt that child will be emotionally, verbally and sexually abused.

>>77040149
>ifunny
You must be at least 18 to post here.

>>77039413
This dude is genuinely sad. He is soooo close to "waking up" so to speak. He is already aware his beliefs are built on a foundation of suffering, what he doesn't realize is that he has adopted a belief system that promises prosperity while actually prolonging suffering.

>>77040238
Based ancestors

>>77039168
Im thinking based

>>77043041
Shalom rabbi>>77040134
All are horrible options

>>77043041
Youre such a boomer you haven't picked up that kids havent been on ifunny in 10 years

>>77039425
>Leo: likely migrant engaging in some sort of grift for green card and/or money. (Expensive hobbies lmao)
>Lyanna: tranny
>aine: tranny again
>Grymm: ???? Possibly an FtM tranny but the calves say male. Possibly just a failed manlet.
>Alyssa: mentally ill childless white woman. Disappointed parents somewhere and an extended family that quietly hates her.

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>>77041082
Kekek

Had the same thought
https://www.midnightminxes.com/

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>>77040019
>doesn't eat the crust
hog demon deserves the eternal fire and the ravaging from hordes of foreign animals

>>77042616
im on day 3 of my fast this fugly pig bitch making me hongry with that cake fr

>>77040077
she's not even that fat but god damn that outfit is hideous

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>>77043041

>>77039991
Dad came back with the milk, its a late Christmas miracle

>>77040093
It looks like my 3 month old when he’s learning to roll over

>>77040425
I'm with you anon, making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is literally as low as the bar can go for "making your own food" and they still found a market for turning it into freezer food

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>>77039122

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>there are fags in this thread simping for a fucking tripfag
what a time to be alive

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>>77040093
>poor beast, let me put it out of its misery

>>77043980
>guess the body part
I give up

>>77042803
>What what in the upright seated position with your tray table up

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>>77039312
>>77040887

>>77041701
better to nonhumans than subhumans

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>>77043156

>>77040093
Amazin. Inspiring.
Does this form of workout even have a name yet?

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>>77040093
>so fat I couldn't tell which way it was facing when it laid down
>completely amorphous, zero sexual dimorphism left
>can barely wiggle its fat limbs
Disgusting. Impressively so.

>>77043980
>image
I believe I have solved it.
>belly button crevice at the bottom centre
>The appendage at the top of the image is a leg
>The blubber on the left of it is the second ass
>The blubber below is the second stomach/ FUPA

>>77043029
Makes me think of those two stoner girl podcasters who started very skinny and got quite fat

>>77039991
>reply to semendemon9 I'm sorry

What did she mean by this?

>>77040053
The eye rolls into the back of the head with every bite, her brain is not right.

>>77042852
Not so much, even as it is, there is way too much loose stomach hanging over, but the illusion comes from the skirts she is wearing, if she took that off, margarine supreme, illusion gone.

things eternal fat fucks say
>i hate carbs!!
>ew white rice? don't you know brown rice is healthier?
>i'm starting keto
>i'm doing carnivore now
>diet drinks are terrible for you!

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>>77039991

>>77039991
It is kind of fascinating how different bodies choose to offload extreme amounts of fat in the body in different ways. But interesting in a, Cronenberg body horror kind of way.

>>77039397
can ICE start deporting the fat ones?

>>77039878
> sheboon is too retarded just to stand up
While that’s accurate, it’s mostly her being too fat to stand up.

>>77044952
>>77043980
I still can't see it

>>77043980
this image never ceases to confuse me.

>>77045351
you forgot
>om nom nom mhmm yummy!

>>77039641
Thanks Sil.

>>77045458
Kek

>>77040425
You pay the premium becuase youre too stupid/fat/poor to food prep the easiest sandwich on Earth. Though they are pretty good.

>>77039168
you are the hero we need not the one we deserve

>>77039700
All kidding aside I wish I had half of their confidence in my daily life.

>>77040425
If you're gonna do a peanut butter sandwich, do it the fit way
>whole wheat bread
>natural peanut butter
>fresh fruit like strawberries, blueberries, banana, etc
>glass of milk
I have it for a treat sometimes and it's so delicious

>>77046249
>natural peanut butter
yes, make sure not to use le evil robotic peanut butter
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>77046387
Is your peanut butter 100% peanuts?

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>>77045536
Does this help? Basically it is taking an upside-down selfie of itself. The camera is pointed at its abdomen and captures part of the leg.

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>>77043980
Are these toes?

>>77045867
Dont confuse confidence with a lack of self-respect. Those fatasses will debase and make a mockery of themselves to no end for validation

>>77045194
>her

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>>77040137
The bag of chips in question

>>77046619
fair point

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>>77045402
What’s infuriating is that she believes the no bun just burger with cheese or the protein shake or that “healthy salad” gives her extra room for her “treats”. Just like this slob that thinks her workouts means she can eat 10,000 calories a day.

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>>77043980
computer, enhance.
>>77046614
I don't think so.

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>>77042748
>picrel
It's more like >>77044843 , the default /fit/ bodyhorror thread

>>77043980
This picture is so vile I've never noticed the way too on the nose whale pattern blanket

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>>77043980
>Maine coon discord kitten
how do these people even afford to eat like this? no way they're working

>>77044952
I think the "knees" are bent

>>77046584
>>77045536
I think its something like this

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Blogpost coming.
I began to lose weight seriously because I found utterly disgusting the cottage cheese cellulite the women posted itt show with such pride.

Yesterday I weighed myself and reached my goal weight. BMI of 21 and PI of 12,5. Thank you /fph/.

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>>77047445
good work

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>>77040425
I have a fucked up theory that the uncrustables they give out in schools are literally meal replacement packed into one whole sancwich

>>77047489
Hit send too soon, but that they made these specifically to give out to kids they are "concerned" aren't being fed regularly at home to keep them 'alive'. Worked at a school basically filled with drug addicts and homeless children and they gave these away like fucked up hotcakes.

>>77046387
>he doesn't eat robotic PB for cyborg gainz
Never gonna make it

>>77046387
Palm oil is my bet

>>77046387
Best peanut butter comes out of the machine at the store that has a hopper full of peanuts and you push the button and it grinds them into paste right there.
Common stuff in plastic jars is full of HFCS and shitbean oil for no fucking reason.

>>77042777
You disgust me.

>>77039119
Fat and drunk wtf

>>77046399
>>77047525
>>77047532
ah. i suppose this is an issue for those that live in America. i can not relate.

>>77040006
Would desu

>>77047532
For shelf life and the sickly sweetness we Americans crave. HFCS is toxic even to bacteria and mold. I have an open jar of peanut butter that has been good for over a year because of the HFCS and sneed oil (for texture)
t. Chemist who works in food processing

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>>77040093
>>77044843
Seriously i genuinely cannot tell which way she is facing here

>>77047658
I think it's to the right, judging by the position of the thumbs. like the whale is lying on its left side, facing right
the trouble here is that I had to find the one thing that's not completely fat to even understand what's happening with that sickening body. can't even tell if you're looking at a fupa or ass at first glance

>>77047648
>sneed oil (for texture)
I always figured peanut oil must be more valuable so they extract that and replace it with a shittier, cheaper alternative or something.

>>77043980
Looks like those early AI images that made no sense

>>77047619
I'm from UK, most countries use palm oil though to help the peanut butter from sticking to itself (basically, making it more spreadable). You can buy it without but normally, here most brands are something like 99% nuts 1% palm oil no idea if its worse outside EU.

>>77043080
You don't have a brain though.

>>77046626
Do they really need a bag that big for 4lbs of potato ?

>>77042615
Same with any other woman brother

>>77039334
What does he think "mood" means? He says it like 'Mooooo", which is obviously more appropriate as he's a cow.

>>77039122
No way this isn't an ftm
>>77039425
I remember arguing with someone in 2010 about the slippery slope. I was right.

>>77047447
you know what? this is the best fat aerialist i've seen. not graceful in the slightest but at least she's not making a wagecuck do the moves for her.

>>77047538
no one gives a shit. i got trips (check em) so you WILL respect me. nothing personal, chud

>>77039428
All reaction videos are pointless and gay, as are the people who watch them.
>>77040002
Like this guy. lol

Do you guys and girls enjoy eating healthy all the time? I know it’s doing good for my body but i hate it. i wanna eat donuts all day.

>>77047899
Every few months i break and binge eat 5000 calories if straight goyslop

>>77047899
that stuff doesn't even taste good to me.

>>77040069
Uterbraten

>>77039878
That water is more than three feet deep it looks like at least five feet and second she was only struggling for like a second

>>77040019
Why are we watching this?

>>77040077
Would

>>77048320
She was struggling to lift her head up since before the start of the video, and was submerged for a whole 7, when the video ended with her still flailing. She is so fat that she's essentially one of those people who get stuck upside down in a floating inflatable inner tube, and so incredibly weak in her core and neck that she can't raise her head out of the water even once she managed to fix her orientation after a long pathetic battle.

>>77040110
She can say she's beautiful, but that doesn't make her not fat.

>>77040133
Leave us again, "doll".

>>77040134
There needs to be an option with PANTS.

>>77040149
Fuck off, edgelord. You don't want anyone to be killed.

>>77040238
That's why your country is a 3rd world shithole, assbag.

>>77048357
People were killed in the 30s?

>>77044513
Who are you, Putin? Fuck off. You can't call an entire nation "nonhumans" just because you're a retard.

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>>77045051
And then skinny again.

>>77045351
No, they eat almost nothing but carbs. Are you not watching the videos or what?

>>77045510
ICE are the fat ones.

>>77048363
Hes talking about the cat you sensitive retard

>>77047658
Just wait one second until her foot comes back into view, retard.

>>77048360
Yes. You think no one was killed for ten years? lol

>>77048370
I was talking about the people. He insinuated everyone in Ukraine was "subhuman". Why? That's ignorant. Even if you were to take sides, where CLEARLY Russia is the bad guy, but even if you were Russia, you wouldn't think the country you were trying to absorb is filled with subhumans.
It's just a stupid statement to make no matter who you are. And you'll defend it because you probably think cats are better than groups of humans you dislike, because you're an idiotic bitter incel contrarian.
Fuck you.

>>77048379
I mean probably not that many

>>77048385
Any is too many.

>>77048384
This is 4chan nigger. We clown in this bitch. Take yo sensitive ass back to facebook

>>77048387
Alright superman

>>77039122
>>77039312
Why do they always, without fail, chew with an open mouth?

>>77048320
>That water is more than three feet deep it looks like at least five feet and second she was only struggling for like a second
There's literally a sign right behind her that says 3ft 3in, retard. Even the "deep" end is only 3ft 6in (per the sign).

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retard alert

>>77048557
her poor boobs :( i wish she'd put on a bra

>>77039425
>Grymm
Oh yeah, it is

>>77048589
lmao I was gonna comment the same

>>77039334
Aren't oreos close to 10 bucks now? That's like 15 to 20 bucks

>>77039320
I cant afford to go to a theme park. Fucking cunt

>>77039425
Anon its actually much worse than that. Death to america.

>>77048557
how can they just lie through their teeth.

>>77040077
Extremely depressing to thing that I would have considered her extremely fat in 2007 but merely "fat" in 2026. What horrors does 2040 have in store for us?

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Shot Show fucking sucked this year

>>77048747
they are not very judicious about what passes through their teeth in either direction

>>77048415
they can't breath through their noses

>>77040019
>scrubs
Kek. Love seeing the single mother 78 IQ CNApigs at the trough

>>77039779
It’s 17 dollars.
6.50 for the Oreos, each, 13.80 with tax, 4.50 for the milk assuming it’s the cheap kind (green cap as opposed to red cap whole milk).

>>77048369
Let's see that Coca-cola gunt Edgar

>>77039334
Oreos get soggy.
Better to dip than to drench.
t. Oreo enjoyer

>>77039425
I know what you’re all thinking. Well they don’t. They are children with arrested development. It’s playing house more than it is a sexual fetish.
Though I imagine, regrettably, sex occurs, it is far less common than you’d think and takes on a performative sense rather than its natural function.

>>77048384
This post convinced me these niggas deserve to be invaded, you your men keep getting kidnapped in vans and women are raped

>>77039425
that kid is going to be so mentally fucked up

>>77040067
local bar has been hosting burlesque shows like this for a while, all the dancers are incredibly fat and/or trannies. Boggles my mind

>>77047899
>i wanna eat donuts all day.
I don't really know how to explain but but stuff like that feels like a mental taste than a physical one.
I can 100% tell you if you gave me a bowl of strawberries in perfect season perfect ripeness etc. and a plate of Strawberry doughnuts said both were 0 calorie and I could eat which ever I wanted, I can tell you with 100% certainty that
>The Strawberries would taste better
>The Strawberries would make me feel better after eating them
>The Strawberries would leave me feeling fuller and more energised
>I would pick the doughnut

I think its that alcohol effect where no one likes the taste we just know its a thing you're supposed to like (I don't actually like it but then I never drank anyway)
You can see the same with pop tarts, when they first entered the market everyone said it tasted like cardboard with frosting.

>>77048557
Imagine her on her wedding day with blonde hair and makeup and thin. I bet she looked like a completely different person. I can kind of envision it.
Now she just doesn't give a fuck. She knows her appeal is all gone so she just fucked her shit up all the way. Piercings coming soon.

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>>77048753
This fucking country disgusts me.

>>77049095
That's weird. I you make the strawberries sound so good. Why would you rather have the doughnut? I imagine as a child I'd choose the doughnut, but I haven't had one in years as an adult. That kind of food doesn't even appeal to me anymore. I don't dislike the taste of them. With a cup of coffee they're good now and then I suppose. But side by side I'm going for the fresh berries every time. I'm glad my tastes matured. I was on the wrong path for years.

>>77049115
I think its just that I know I can eat Strawberries at any time but I know I can't just eat doughnuts at any time, which would ironically lead to me eating more doughnuts than Strawberries.
I do wanna stress quickly, last time I had a doughnut was maybe 5 months ago where I split it half and half with my brother, last time I had a strawberries was Thursday.
I do make the choice to eat clean over processed, my point is more along the lines or just processed food doesn't actually taste good it just looks quite visually appealing and loaded with enough sugar to make it addictive.

>>77039119
Lol NO ONE helps her

>>77039122
>this is the person who tells you "you're on the wrong side of history"

>>77039334
I love me some oreos, but that is like a months worth of cookies for me.

>>77039346
Agreed. He looks like chudjack but with hairy shoulders and possibly AIDS.

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>>77049133
But you can't just eat perfectly ripe, wild summer strawberries at any time. You can get a doughnut at any gas station or most places that sell food.

Where are you that everything is ass-backwards and you're covered on delicious berries and yet pastries are scarce?

>>77049143
Despite his cringe nature and hideous costume and fat fuckness, he'd still be correct about you.

>>77049170
He can think what he wants but his past decisions stop him frim doing anything about it

>>77049165
I think there might be a bit of over-interpretation happening. When I say these things, I don't usually mean them quite so literally or simply. If something sounds ambiguous, take it with a grain of salt. I'm talking about an imaginary world with my example to show a drastic contrast it's not meant to be taken at face value (seen as definitive)

>>77040137
>pallet of chips

>>77040546
>greasy ass toppings barf
Lol
>>77048359
If you consider "first world" to include 9462518 genders and play performative pronoun faggotry you're just a dumb gay nigger, anon. Way to out yourself as a leftist virtue signaling retard.

>>77049170
Post your physique, trantifa

>>77049220
There are two genders. Most registered democrats believe this, retard.

>>77048855
its natural function isn't even possible in the majority of the cases in that house. i guess one of the couch """"women""" could technically seed that one """man"""

>>77047899
Your taste buds are not magical fairy biology, immune to obtaining tolerances to substances.

>>77047489
>enriched flour
Ok that's normal for a sandwich, flour is your main ingredient.
>sugar
>basedbean oil
What in the ever loving fuck. That ingredient list is diabolical.

>>77047899
Sometimes I crave crap more than healthy food I like, but I never enjoy eating it more. You don't have to like every healthy thing. There are vegetables I loathe and will never touch. Experiment and find the things you like.

>>77039994
Palpable but unremarkable

>>77040134
She's a 6/10 but I'll make it a 7 for the extra forehead

>>77041376
>Wen u tiddies as separated as u parents

>>77048320

Wipe the cum out of your eyes and watch the video again, faggot. The depth is clearly marked on the side of the pool. Stop making excuses for obeasts, niggers, cunts, and especially obeast nigger cunts.

>>77048557
women love to lie they just aren't good at it.

>>77039122
Imagine putting this online with zero shame. If I were that fat I would be at the gym every day, not making an idiot of myself for views.

>>77048557
That same amount of food being normal portions for most days and then two 3500 calorie binges a week. Fats like to forget those two days.

>>77049492
This is fat people hate, not African American people hate.

>>77040119
Looks fucking scarily like my ex...god damn I could have done so much better

>>77049687
The theme is still hate. This is not a nice place

>>77049687
You spelled nigger wrong.

>>77042803
Why is it such a homo-dominated job?

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>>77039425
>Leo
Ay caramba foo. You're better than this vato

>>77039565
What's even crazier is those people who are so morbidly obese that their faces can't reflect distinct emotions anymore, it's just a blob

>>77040077
would

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>>77049911
What exactly is attractive about this body?

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>>77048971
I was wondering if anybody else noticed there is a child who hopefully just loves trucks more than anything. Praying they get out without being molested or killed in the eventual triple murder/suicide at this house.

We should set up a foster system designed to help kids that were brought up like this. A zero-sexuality system where we teach them about camping and animals or something. "The exact opposite of everything you're doing" is what I would prescribe to these demons dressed as people.

>>77045402
What is it with fats and protein shakes. I knew a fat girl who occasionally jogged and had protein shakes, creatine, and a bunch of other supplements before her jogs

>>77050222
need to fuel the workouts obviously

>>77039119
Earth is a loosh farm and the fats are prime cattle for generating loosh and will reincarnate over and over stuck in a cycle of having their mind wiped and their loosh captured. The /fit/ people will realize the game for what it is and escape the trap of the Demiurge and ascend to the realm of the Pleroma and build a new, eternal Hyperborea.

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>>77048557
This is like all my fat coworkers, I'm skinny but if there's desserts at a company event I will absolutely devour anything in my path and every bloody time they're like wOw YoU cAn JuSt EaT eVeRyThInG and every time I tell them I compensate for it by eating less than usual (and I basically never have candy at home), but that gets conveniently ignored. Yeah I can eat 3k calories in cake every day and stay lean, fucking retards. What's funny is that THEY will eat like one, when it's obvious they pig out at home daily.

>>77048753
Insulin shot show

New thread
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>>77049915
It's not fat.

>>77047899
Lots of healthy food is really good tasting so it's never been a big problem for me

>>77050986
oh, so you're just a retard