I'm sober bit man i wish i could drink......

>>77050671
Broz, I was at a work conference last week and a cutie trap was talking to me. It was surreal, I envisioned an entire life with this person. After I got back I crushed a new PR on deadlift. Am I gay now?

>>77050671
Thinking about posting a pic of myself to see if i'm doing thing right.
I bought a bench back in december and have been doing lifts for the past month every other day or so. I started with 20kgs but now i can easily lift 30-35

>>77050824
Do it

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>>77050671
Diet coke
125 days sober today
House arrest is finally coming to an end. Thanks to any anons who gave me advice or kind words over the last few months. Honestly, very happy to finally go to jail and finally move on with my life. My old boss even called me and offered me a job with his new company making twice what I was while I was still a deadbeat alcoholic barely showing up for work. I wouldn’t try to give anyone else advice here since I’ve fucked my life up so badly but if I did anything right, it was mastering my trade and being so much better at it than anyone else that it didn’t matter if I was drunk at work or too hungover to go, they still saw value in me. Anyway see you guys in 6 months to a year, cheers.

>>77050671
>Sunday

>>77050837
Based anon, you are gonna make it.

>>77050671
>want to post on social media to show off my body and maybe bait one of the girls i went to school with into messaging me
>realize that:
>1) nobody gives a shit about me
>2) posting myself is willingly feeding the ai facial recognition surveillance monster

>>77050866
>2) posting myself is willingly feeding the ai facial recognition surveillance monster
>He says while posting on 4chan, a site that was and still is ran by Jeffery Epstein and friends

damn I thought it was saturday. Anyways I received two grades today and they are pretty good, it makes up for the classes I dropped

>>77050789
no you don't

I feel empty

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>>77050671
My cock is a cervix impaler

>>77050958
I want to bury My face in my co worker's ass. But she's insane.

>>77050671
>been with wife 8 years
>sex life always been subpar, everything else great
>wife gets into therapy
>they find out she has more than a touch of the tism
>one of the issues with initiating sex was her being hypersensitive to smells and tastes so the vibe was rarely right
>turns out she just hates kissing and didnt know why, was scared to admit it since kissing is such a big part of romance
>replaced kissing with massage as main foreplay
>wife now gives me full body erotic massages that usually end in sex, couple times a week
>I also get to oil her up and get hands as fuck on her too
>spending money on nice smelling massage oils and fancy pillows and lingerie for her to wear during
>feeling like a fucking sultan with my massage harem girl
Life is awesome. Gym motivation through the roof since im now expected to be thoroughly naked massaged twice a week by my wife.

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>>77050671
So I study finance courses online for a cfp (it's like a license) and I decide screw it, let me take an earlier test to see if I retain anything. I don't remember shit! I wrote so many notes, hell I could probably use my notes as a textbook, and I STILL don't remember shit. I think I'll just speed through everything and pray the review is where the REAL LEARNING happens

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I unadded this girl I strung along for way to long on everything. I was never really into her but I liked the idea of someone being into me. We were like friends kind of? She asked me out at one point and I turned her down. Our friendship eventually came down to telling each other happy birthday every year (we are one day apart). Anyway she finally hit me with a "buddy" on our last exchange a couple months ago, so I think that means I am free

>>77051326
I tried not messaging her last year also but she still sent me a happy birthday. This year I sent her one first (her b day is a day before mine) but she was like you too buddy I'll send you one tomorrow and never did

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>>77050671
A coworker is so similar to my ex that it fucks with my brain. She is like a younger and improved version of her. She is also similar to me in a lot of ways.
>inb4 ask her out bro
I don't shit where I eat, plus she's taken, plus she is way too young for me, plus she is so similar to my ex that it is guaranteed to not work.

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>>77050671
Last week I mentioned that I had a date planned, but she canceled on me because her sis was in the hospital.

So - yesterday we went on our first date. Went waaay better than expected. She looks soo cute without makeup, exercises more than I do, and we're matching when it comes to intelligence. We went for a walk and ended up with 20,000 steps. If it weren't for some random post on /fit/ that recommended spamming PPL three years ago, I don't think I'd have built the confidence to pull a girl like her

>>77051326
Same happened to me, we were mates since school and last time she asked me about a relationship was like 2 years ago when we were early 30s. She was cool, funny great music taste but pretty fat, probably 185 at 5'5 or something so I was always ahah no thanks. She eventually got tired of that and she's now been dating this guy for over a year and we haven't spoken since.
I get no pussy whatsoever and she was like a backup plan for when things got really grim, well they're now and I haven't got a single women around.
I guess it was like the last chance I had of not becoming single forever.

>>77051338
Ask her out bro

was alright, still ignoring this girl i got close with from my friends group, talked about it via text and she went all "oh i'm sorry you feel that way, nuh uh that could've happened with anyone"
her text now lives in my archive lol

anyway, started my cut and want to get below or at 15% bf this time around
so water please

>>77051150
How's it feel to completely fucking win like this?

My wife has gone low-libido with menopause and work stress, and I think about looking for alternatives like this to get her excited. My standard intiator has always been to start making out with her neck, but maybe I should throw in massaging shoulders while she's sitting g at the desk.

How the Hell do i marinade chicken for the airfryer?

>>77050671
Easy weekend. Wife's out of town, snow shut down all of our usual activities, so just hanging with the kids. Fresh off of a relatively good week last week despite being cooped up home with everyone because school closed and wife got wfh'd.

Love my wife and all, but she's one of those types that just takes every spare second of the day and shoves something in there. Nice to have a minute once in a while.

>>77052234
Talk about that with her

I WANT TO SEX A WOMAN

>>77052229
Genuinely incredible. Ive also put a huge amount of effort into creating more date nights, no pressure romantic outlets and such. The idea was even if we dont have sex, lets be more intimate in general.
We both researched sensual massage, then, I took an afternoon and completely set up the bedroom for it. Im talking, heated blanket on the bed cranked to 12 for a warm surface, space heater in the room to make it cozy, candles everywhere, room spotless, ordered a massage face pillow. Scented oils, custom sensual playlist. Let her take a long bath and relax. Then, first massage, i told her i will accept nothing in return. Explicitly no sex. No happy endings or anything. No pressure. Just an hour of no strings attached intimate physical attention. She LOVED it. After so many years of anxiety and awkwardness around our sex life this was a very important barrier to break. Then, the next weekend, it was her turn to do it for me. Turns out it got her so revved up from nassaging me we had no choice but to do it. Then each week it escalated.

Its a lot of work but completely worth it. Read some articles on how to properly do an intimate massage. Its a lot more than just a shoulder rub or jumping right to the genitals.

>>77050837
What trade out of curiosity? my record is fucked. Im young and have money to pay for whatever but I have a feeling I'll get instantly rejected from any job, so I'm struggling to land on something. what trade has the least chance of me being filtered? /biz/ is useless for this

I'm the guy from last thread who bought two fleshlights, don't do it they fucking suck, waste of money and a pain in the ass to maintain and store properly, just have normal sex

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>Got the education
>Got the wagie job
>Can only have a few hobbies due to limited money and free time
>No time to go out and meet people so no social life or gf
>I'm supposed to just do this for the next 40 years
So this is life, huh........

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>>77052291
Least chance of being filtered would probably be electrician. The job is so easy women do it. I’m a welder myself, if ypu have steady hands and can focus your attention for more than a minute and a half at a time you can do the job, if you can also read a tape measure and understand basic geometry, you can be top 10%. It’s really that easy

>>77052353
Thanks for the advice anon. I've heard there's shit tons of health risks with welding but ive also heard it's mostly retards not using safety gear. how kwab'd will you get from it if you are using all the right stuff?

>>77052366
My father is an accomplished welder, learned from Alaskan pipeliners in the 70s. Kind of skill that other people see his work and go, holy shit, and then they find out he built that whole trailer with a used stick welder. He did a ton of it through his 30s and 40s, then moved on.

He's 73 now and has absolutely no health issues.

>turning 35 in 2 months
>everyone around me has a SO, moving in together, getting married
>meanwhile i've been single for almost 6 years now, let alone had sex
>tried dating with 3 girls but it went nowhere

its so over isnt it

>>77052387
Embrace the lonely life

>>77052389
i have for the better part of the past years but i long for someone

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>>77050671
Terrible. I had to deconstruct my home gym I've spent years building up because my mother in law didn't want to fucking listen to me 18 months ago and now the house is unliveable and we had to move out. Moved into an apartment yesterday, no room for gym stuff + house stuff. I brought kettlebell and dumbbells with me but no martial arts things.
I've also had a wrist injury since Halloween and have gained about 12 lb's, which I'm fine with because I'll burn it off but because I found out THE FUCKING DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS we have to move out, when I could have known in JULY "not to worry me" all my medical money has gone to moving out. Here's hoping my wrist isn't eternally fucked.
>Possibly tore a tendon or hairline fracture
This is medical opinion from a physician without and MRI
Also mandatory meeting today at work on my day off
>2 days ago coworker got fired then threatened to kill everyone at work
Sorry for the blogpost, thanks for the thread so I can get it off my chest.

>>77052471
>2 days ago coworker got fired then threatened to kill everyone at work
Tell us more

Give it straight to me, can you develop a social life and get a gf past the age of 35 if you were a complete loser till that moment? What drastic changes do you need to do in your life to achieve that?
Is moving to SEA a worse fate than being a forever alone in the West?

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>>77052474
That's all I really know.
The crumbs I have
>Hours dropped
>Talks to high ups about it
>Gets fired
>Escorted off property
>Comes back
>Threatens to kill higher ups, then everyone else
>Circles the location yelling at it
>Cops are called
He was always very nice, I hope whatever is happening in his personal life clears up, that's an exceptional crash out over being fired. I guess if you were barely making it and have no family or backup plan I could understand it, but it's more sad to hear about than funny, other than circling the location, kek.

How am I supposed to not be depressed when all I'm going to see if I walk 30 min in any direction is just suburban houses

>>77052497
Sounds comfy

>>77052491
Damn, sounds like the guy lost his mind.

>Cold as fuck outside
>Always cloudy
>Over foot of snow on the ground
>Nothing to do
>Only girl I've talked to in years lost interest in me
>Lifts have kinda sucked lately
Can't wait for summer bros.

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>>77052366
I’ve met plenty of older guys with health issues because they don’t wear their PPE but I’ve met so many more who are just fine. Main health issues people in this line of work face is alcoholism, pill addiction, and heart disease from fast food. With or without all the safety stuff, if you are intelligent and just wear what’s necessary when it’s necessary you will be fine.

>>77052557
hate summer
hate the weather
hate not sleeping
hate insects

>>77052387
>i've been single for almost 6 years now
>6 years
Get a load of this player.

>>77052592
:( not cool man

>>77052593
I'm at 34 years myself

>>77052387
>>everyone around me has a SO, moving in together, getting married
that was a decade ago

>>77052593
Lil bruv it's been 5 years since I kissed a gril, 12 since I had a fwb and 20 years since I had an actual gf. I will be 36 before spring. Been on dating apps and not a single match or like in weeks.
Besides a permavirgin all my mates married and have families, it's been years since we even spoke.

>>77052683
>>77052643
>>77052636
i want to experience that too though
dont want to grow old and bitter

>>77052683
what did you do in high school that fucked you up? or what did you not do?

I am a bit overwhelmed trying my best not to succumb to analysis paralysis or whatever it’s called. In short,
>need to get fit
Been out of shape since I was 22 I’m 30 now. Been meaning to fix it and instead tapered off out of fitness by age 24. Fat as hell, weak as hell. I planned my diet, planned it on what I can afford (luckily cutting).
>need to go back to school
I’m stressed. It’s just a bachelors. I found glow charts from the schools I’m looking it. I have to take part time at least at first. It is going to take me 3-5 years. If I shoot for Cs I may be able to speed run some classes take full time for a semester or two but idk, it’s calculus physics chemistry that kind of stuff.
>money
Nothing I can do about this. See the above those are both a step towards this situation.
>want to quit stimulants
I drink 2-3 cans of monster a day and I use too many zyns. Quit vaping a while ago. I think I could probably manage quitting zyns now actually, I don’t get nearly the same withdrawals when I forget to take one past 8 hours. Caffeine is the real bitch, I prefer to shit before I leave in the morning. It wakes me up, makes me shit. Hate doing it at work.
I look like shit I feel like shit. I’m tired of being held back by what I did to my body. I used to look good. Even my face for fucks sake I was considered hot I never saw it but women apparently did, looking back and comparing it’s night and day. I’m sick of this. I feel like there’s so much in front of me to do and it’s just like, I can’t even do anything to make it happen right now. Like taking trash out? Okay boom I can physically get up and go do that and it will be done. This other stuff? All I can do is small efforts in eating right and exercising and they’ll feel meaningless until a few months in. School? I have to refresh first because I haven’t had classes in 10 years, and even then it’s gonna be so damn slow. 2-3 classes a semester for a total of like 30 classes. 5 years FFS

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>>77052688
>dont want to grow old and bitter

>>77050671
A windhoek draught for me, thanks. Weekend was okay, and by okay I mean I didn't do coke all weekend. Clean for a month now, but fuck me it feels like it's not getting any easier. Getting a bag and ripping fat lines is the only thing on my mind lately, and it's starting to get a bit scary. Has anyone one else here battled with drug addiction? When does it get easier?

>>77052693
The sooner you start, the sooner you finish anon. 2 years ago i was 350lbs and going nowhere in life or my career. Now i'm 190lbs and about to finish my Engineering qualifications in 2 months so i can become a fully qualified engineer in work. It's taken 2 years and i felt the same, but i started and now i am almost finished.

>>77052689
I always had ugly teeth that i never got fixed and got worse with age because I'm terrified of the dentist. When I was younger it didn't matter as much because I was great at sports and had plenty of friends so I had a fair amount of girls that were into me but I was always very self conscious so I just started fucking hookers through my twenties rather than seeking normal relationships, it was fun but eventually my mates grew a brain while I became a loner with bad teeth.

tldr: bad teeth

>>77052724
>tldr: so I just started fucking hookers

>>77052683
ha you can be married at 36 and still no sex ask me how

>>77052734
why would you do that to yourself?

>stop jerking off for a while
>get really horny
>time for sex
>download tinder
>not unattractive, tall too so I get plenty of matches
>rizz up a few ladies
>we make plans
>get terrified of meeting them because I'm afraid of sex and intimacy in general
>ghost them
>feel awful

Well lads, can’t wait to do this again next month. At least I won’t be raped again.

>>77052725
No, that's just symptom not the disease. And desu those were some of the best days of my life, coming Friday/Saturday night me and a couple friends would get drunk and at 1 or 2am we would all go to the brothel and fuck cheap hookers. Wake up all hangover and go to the game. Those were the days.

>>77052734
I don't miss the sex, I could still fuck hookers but going there alone is depressing as shit. I miss having someone to travel, go to nice dinners, music events, summer fairs, comedy shows, someone to talk to about my day.

>>77052759
>again

I think this is the summer I finally kms bros

>>77050809
Post a trap of equivalent cuteness so I can judge properly. But probably.

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Is it not more nobler to accept the fate that life has prepared for you from the beginning than it is to hopelessly strive for a future that does not exist?

>>77050671
Weighed myself after the holidays and I was 240lbs. I told myself I'd get back down to 180lbs by the summer.
I'm down 14lbs after 3 weeks. Running already feels easier, and I'm considering signing up for a 5k race.

>> 77052744
She has a “thyroid thing” and I have a “still saving for a lawyer so I can leave thing” but I have my eye on someone else

>>77052762
When physical closeness dies you stop being friends too and just resent each other

>>77052776
Nah

>>77052789
Yeah ill probably chicken out and continue this hell for a few more years

>>77052787
lmao

>>77052710
I know man. I don’t want another year where I look back and think
>fuck I could have spent 22-25 shredded, dating amazing women, feeling good, having good experiences and memories and being in my career
>fuck I could own a home by now at 30…
I’m sick of it. Fine, in my 30s, no time for pointless fun like random hookups. Fine. I still want to feel good and accomplish shit. This fat fuck, this isn’t me. This isn’t the real me.

>>77051150
Very nice. My wife's pregnant right now and her sex drive is through the roof. Only problem is my dad is now living with us and we're very uncomfortable initiating any sex while he's in the house. And he rarely leaves.

>>77052710
I wish I knew what to expect from classes. It’s been so long. If it’s just
>im teaching you this today
>do this homework by next class
>here’s a weekly quiz
>here’s a mid term
>here’s a final
I could be okay taking 3-4 classes. If I could re discipline myself that just comes down to time management. Maybe a harder class is done part time.

>>77052801
>I’m sick of it. Fine, in my 30s, no time for pointless fun like random hookups. Fine. I still want to feel good and accomplish shit. This fat fuck, this isn’t me. This isn’t the real me.
Good then anon, time to stop being a kid and become an adult. Take control of your life and start living it. Put thots to the side and get your education, progress in your career, hit the gym and get in the best shape of your life. Buy that home. Only you are stopping you.

>>77052776
Fuck anon, I thought you were going to say this is the summer you make it. Head up, king.

>>77052787
I understand them, I'm not resentful and why would I be? They found gfs by mid twenties and gfs eventually grew to wives and offspring, they became well adjusted lads and I'm happy for them. Do I miss the fun times, camaraderie and how close we were from 9 to 27? Absolutely, I miss those times like you wouldn't believe but when they told me to find someone I told them about keeping seeking hookers and seeing the world instead.
The only one I'm somewhat disappointed in is the permavirgin because we could still spend lots of time together but he's a no fun, no risk taking no adventure seeking square that chooses to live an outstandingly boring life.

>>77052792
Get big get swole

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>>77050671
Hi Barkeep, water for me again
>Bout to get paid for another gig
>Realized I've been working for myself for over half a year since my layoff
>Realize that tech sector is absolutely fucked and even if jobs do come back I'm unlikely to be able to continue the track I was on
So there's that, though I'm the happiest I've been in 8 years, just working to make the income more steady and grow it.
On the other hand:
>Over 30
>Keeo bitching about not having a wife
>Girls ghost a lot off apps
>Girls I do go on dates with I don't connect with
>Just broke a girl's heart last night because I didn't feel it on the first date and let her know to her face at the end (respectfully)
>New photos of me being lean are helping me get more girls off apps but they only interact if I'm masculine/sexual
>Get the fuck ghosted out of me when I try to connect with them
>Started approaching women, got the # of a varbie at my gym but now having second doubts since I know I probably can't marry her
I don't know if there's a good way to win but I won't give up, gotta get my shit fixed and hopefully meet the one other woman on the planet that I can love like I loved the woman I left half a decade ago.
Oh and I'm finally at 14% bf and killed my leg work out this morning, WAGMI

>>77052995
how long did it take you to 14%? congrats

>>77053020
Got serious mid-november after getting ghosted by a woman I talked to on hinge for 2 months who ditched me the moment she moved to my city for other dudes after she called me out making a sour face at her BDSM stuff when we were on a facetime.
Starting at abt 196, dexa at 192 showed 19% bf, took a 2 week layup to ham in fasted cardio the first two weeks of jan and dropped from 192 > 186 with no strength loss, sitting at 183 but ultimate goal is 178 at 6'5" (I know, I have cursed fat/skin sag issues from being 300lbs a few years back and want definition before I work back up with a lean bulk).
Biggest thing is doing lyle mcdonald's intermittent bulking since I have 3 rest days between workouts, bulk day before workout day, maint on workout day, then run a deficit + 650kcal fasted cardio and yohimbine the other two days which has let me move numbers up with the HIT workouts but shed fat mass.
Quitting alcohol was probably the biggest boon tho, ngl, don't fall for the bottle jew anons.

>>77053035
>178 at 6'5"
lmao

>>77053035
damn nice
>bulk day cut
that actually worked?

>>77053035
>don't fall for the bottle jew anons
Only way to drop my tism and be a normal person tho

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>>77053085
Seems to be working, I'm also doing keto so if I overdo icecream a little I'll notice a small bump for 1-2 days but it usually drops off and I keep hitting new lows. It's just the day before the workout day and prioritize carbs/fat for the last meal of the day, if I hit over 160g of fat, mostly saturated, I'll be warm af and usually maintain weight or be even lower, called the croissant diet I think.

>>77053100
might look into that then thanks anon!

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TONIGHTS GONNA BE A MOVIE

>>77053180
Don't do it anon, it isn't worth it.

>>77051150
>turning a fake meme diagnosis into a win

nice

>>77053251
>get diagnosis
>adjust lifestyle to compensate for diagnosis
>life immediately measurably improves
Real enough for me.

Havent had the sweet embrace of a womans thighs in decades

>>77050671
I've been thinking about killing myself lately, but then I thought about my dad. I can't do this to him. I can't. Just had a panic attack, and I can't make these thoughts stop. Why can't God put me out of my misery? I really should talk with my dad about these thoughts, but I'm such a pussy.

>>77053380
go lift make dad proud

>>77053380
You can't, it's all riding on you now anon. Him being gone would only put more importance on it.
T. Former suicidebait weeb anon who lost his dad in HS and survived a decade of suicidal depression

>>77053321
average 43 year old anon

>>77053321
>single for nearly 11 years
>been flabby that entire time
>finally decided to stop being a sadcunt and become a sickcunt
>already seeing massive results less than three months in
>less fat, more muscle
>still worry it's too little too late and I'll never get a lass again

>>77053410
>average 43 year old anon
Minus 10 years

>>77053412
Were you really counting the first decade of life as though squeezing out of your mom's gooch really counts?

>>77053411
I feel like its over but good on you for taking actions for your body
>>77053414
You know what i mean lol

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>>77053416
>I feel like its over
For you or for me?

>>77053434
Both of us sadly

>>77053434
Yes

>>77053392
I've been lifting for a couple of months (Three to four months?), just started 5x5 SL four to five weeks ago.
>>77053410
Must've been rough losing your dad in high school. I didn't really understand the first part of your post, but that's because I'm an ESL.

>>77050671
not bad. im nice and sore from yesterdays workout. I got 5lbs of chicken breast cooking up right now for the week. I think im gonna do some shredded bbq chicken sandwiches for dinner tonight. while that cooks im having a beer and popping a zyn.

>>77052283
Yeah, getting regular skin on skin time while explicitly communicating that it's not expected at all to lead anywhere paradoxically tends to get you laid more often than trying to fuck constantly. Plus it's legit really nice in a non-sexual way for you, too, just hanging out in a hot bath together or feeling a woman relax completely under your hands during a massage feels almost as good as sex.

>>77053448
Everything from your father and the responsibilities of your family, ancestors, and bloodline now falls to you.
You may feel bad, and things can feel bad in the moment (unless you live in the 2nd/3rd world then you're fucked) but suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems and giving up and erasing tens of thousands of years of progress on behalf of your ancestors to ultimately produce you is nothing more than a sham and a purely sinful thought put in your head by satan to drag you down.

My high school reunion is this year. I spent the last 10 years trying different things, but ultimately failing every single time. I have nothing to show for it. I feel like a fucking loser right now.
I dont qualify for loan to start a buisness and can't go back to school for the same reason. Currently my only hope is to get a class 3 driving license so I can upgrade my income (from 21$/h to 29$/h) and learn bee keeping as a side hustle.
I got a health problem that makes me stink badly.
And also relationship wise it's been 5 years since my ex. I barely got any crumb of pussy during the relationship. Nothing ever since.
It's like, I really wanna see 2-3 of my high school friends, but besides that right now is the worst time to catch up since I'm at rock bottom in my life and I don't want people to know how I live.

>>77053541
>I got a health problem that makes me stink badly.
What is this?

>>77050671
oof, gimme some mineral water. Finished a liter of 100 proof bourbon last night, time to make a change. Four red wines a week from now on

>>77053541
>business
Million Dollar Weekend. Buy it off eBay for like $7, best business book ive ever read and its small. Everybody has a weekend, and it forces you to act instead of whatif and ifonly

>>77053541
>health problem
Valter Longo is the final healthpill, never listen to meat clowns or ketards. Always look at how long proponents of each extreme diet actually live.

>>77053541
>got a health problem that makes me stink badly.
It's okay ranjesh, deodorant exists nowadays! You'll be alright.

>>77053545
I'm getting tested this week for hypermethioninemia, which is a metabolic disease that increase methionine in blood. The surplus being expelled through the sweat makes it smellier that it should be.
I personnaly believe I don't have that and the actual cause is bacterial resistance induced by strong antibacterial soaps like Benzalkonium chloride.
But hey, I gotta try everything because I,m getting desparate.

>>77053570
lmao I ain't indian. I don't eat curry, cumin and shower everyday before work. I tried every deodorant and antiperspirant available in store.

>as young kid if someone was deserving I was ready to kick ass
>would fight anyone, kids much older and bigger than me, girls, it didn’t matter
People always learned “oh wow I was wrong, I feel horrible now physically. I got my ass kicked. I shouldn’t have treated him like that, I was wrong he isn’t a pussy.” And they left me alone. Funnily enough it would result in friendships on occasion.
Last time I did it the kid was starting shit, got me in trouble, flat out lied to the teacher then taunted me about it in front of the teacher who did nothing and wouldn’t even allow me to speak and defend myself or explain the truth. It was super unfair, I tried to ignore it he kept going teacher did nothing. Punched the kid out, 1 hit ko. My mom beat the living shit out of me after that one so I stopped. I became a pussy. This just made it so people would fuck with me see they could get away with it and they’d get worse. Something snapped in my adulthood late 20s. Idk what it is, I had enough. Too many fucked up experiences where some fag just has to take jabs at me, people far too comfortable treating me like fodder like an oblivion NPC you can pickpocket for spare gold and the thought of them starving doesn’t even cross your mind. I’ve been blowing up on people. Full blown screaming in peoples faces like a hood trash who was asked to turn down his speaker. Except it’s over shit like being spoken down to for a small negligible mistake or called names. I won’t even let them get a word in I’ll start mocking people and go “WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH” just super childish. I’m a huge guy I tower over most so the implication is there. Which I also think is why I seem to encounter so many dickheads.
It’s getting bad. It’s like I had the epiphany “I do not deserve this. They would lose their shit if I treated them how they’ve treated me.” And I’ve just been running with that. It feels better than taking shit. But this anger reacting is wrong too

>>77053560
Vegans genuinely fucking stink, either their diet does some fucked up shit to their skin bacteria or it attracts the kind of basket cases for whom showering is too much of a task.

>>77053641
it's what they eat
i can go months without showering and not smell bad if i eat the right food
the day/day after i eat some vegan-tier food though, yeah it comes right out of the pores

>>77052693
>want to quit stimulants
they all increase your blood pressure which puts extra strain on all your organs. You are overclocking your system because you are an addict and it will harm your health sooner or later. Not to mention your dick health, its all blood vessels innit?

>>77053641
Takes a while to adapt if youre eating a lot of beans but I'll take farding over dying

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>Got insanely fat, life was going nowhere
>Spent the last 2 years getting into the best shape of my life and improving my career etc
>Been single for years without sex because fat
>Run into old flame from college
>Haven't seen her in like 10 years
>She is with some guy, assume they're dating
>Talk for like 5 minutes, very casual conversation. Keep it friendly and respectful since she is with someone.
>2 weeks go by
>Think nothing of it
>Out the blue she messages me today
>Tells me she broke up with the guy and wants me to go round hers on Saturday to fuck
lmao who knew it was that easy

>>77053541
>21$
>29$

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Can we ever return? I hate the modern world so much.

>>77052772
Yeah :(
I don’t know what to do about it

>>77053769
Don't do it again

>>77053762
No. Time to grow up lil buddy. Those days are gone forever

>>77050837
>>77050789
instead of acting like a child, why not try some basic self control?

>>77053751
?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YACxW_OU4k

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>>77053727
He did it, anon has ascended

>>77053663
literally lowered my bp

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But Heaven knows, I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job and then I found a job
And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now…

>>77053971
oh whoops, didn't mean the ones in the list of that anon
those (energy dranks, nicotine) probably do raise bp

12 year yamazaki, neat please. Went no contact with one of my best friends of over 20 years because he married a girl that he shouldn't have. I was his best man and did my best to support him but she couldn't even show up to their rehearsal because she was 'nervous'. Together for over 15 years and she could never get her mental health issues sorted. Now he's stuck with her in hopes of the woman she could be. After all the times that he's told me he should leave her or how he wasn't happy, I feel like I've lost him. I told myelf and him that I cannot speak to him until I believe he did this because he is truly happy.I miss my brother...

>>77050671
I'm am doomed to wander this earth with nothing but the saking of my own lusts to fulfill me.
Existence was a mistake.

Is single moms all there is now? It seems like that's all I can find. Do I just give in and settle or what?

>>77054086
Younger girls but they're either too acqueiscent to your will or she ends up being great and then she'll have to outlive you and spend the last 10 years of her life alone.
I wouldn't even be doing this shit if all the girls my age weren't either ran through as fuck or ultimately disagreeable and flakey.

I achieved 170kg/374lbs bench with wrist wraps just this past friday so im happy with that. Never expect to get a gf, life goes on.

>>77054102
is it because they will see you with the straps and get the ick?

>>77053762
you can still record your friends going about their day at school*

*must have friends

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>she invited me out for coffee
>accept
>conversation going well
>"So my boyfriend...."
Well then

>>77054094
The girl I'm talking to now is 22 and she's a single mom. Seems like a lot of the younger ones are.

>>77054119
if she knowingly showed up for a coffee date, it's either a shit test or you're hotter and she's already one foot out the door on that relationship.

>>77054119
>meet a gym thot in the gym
>literally one of the greatest asses I've ever seen
>dick FORCES me to go introduce myself
>make some random ass small talk just to break the ice
>she's all smiles
>literally breaks the touch barrier herself and highfives me and bumps me with her body in my personal space
>ask if she comes to the gym alot
>"oh all the time'
>cool, we should workout together some time
>for sure!
>don't go back for a week due to schedule
>show up and stretching
>unintentionally see her walking in to the gym
>cool i'll go talk to her later
>finish up warming up and begin to get up off the turf
>she passes right in front of me not acknowledging me at all or even looking at me
>....leaves the gym after legitimately 10mins
So it's obvious she saw me stretching and passed me so this was a weird moment all around. Kinda sucks but I took it personally and gonna ghost her completely now.

>>77054144
She thinks you dodged her, you need to talk to her again, but you'll also need to be more forward. "Work out sometime" is too tepid, she knows why you're talking to her, she was smiling at you, she touched you, you going to pick up the ball big guy?
Have an excuse to talk to her when you go back but I bet she'll be glad you went back to talk to her. Remember... if you pussy out on this, some other guy will.
T. guy who got ghosted by a varbie a month ago but now dating another varbie I ran into at the store because I didn't fuck this one up being tepid.

>>77050809
>See man who looks and acts like a woman
>All external features are feminine
>"Am I gay now?"

Faggot.

>>77054122
Historians will look at this time period we're living in and will wonder how anyone even put up with this.

Feeling down. been out of the gym for a month+, law school has been kicking my ass. And the weather sucks. and I haven't been feeling attracted to my wife. no point in drinking since I'll just feel like shit after

>>77054159
I mean I WAS going to go talk to her, but for real it's like she walked in, did a circuit around the gym and just fucking left. I'm not even being over the top I think that's what she literally did. I had no time to even go and talk to her. This is literally what happened
>get to gym
>change
>while walking to turn to stretch see her walk in and check in at front
>start stretching for like 5 mins
>start standing up
>she passes right in front of me inches away to the point i could have grabbed her
>never looked at me
>.....leaves
Weird. Maybe you're right maybe since i wasn't there for a week she took it as me avoiding her?

>>77053533
>but suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems
Thanks, Anon. I really needed to hear this! It's just sometimes a feel like I'm fucked up. Even though I'm doing great in some aspects of life (career etc), I feel like I lack in other aspects (social life, relationships). Maybe it's time to do something about it.

I will make it

>>77055009
I won't

>>77054140
How would it be a shit test? Drop the information that she has a boyfriend to see how I react?

>>77050671
Had a great week feeling really good and motivated, with complete mental clarity and high energy. Then, I went out on Friday and Saturday, got absolutely wasted, binged on coke and now I feel like shit again. I just hate when I know I'm in a suboptimal state and my body and brain don't function properly and it was all my fault. I literally turned myself into a retard and now it's gonna take another week to fix it again.

>>77055197
Maybe don't drink and do coke

>>77055264
I didn't want to but I am weak and temptation is everywhere. Whenever I want to stay in and focus on building better habits something comes up.

>>77055197
I feel kind of similar but I had fun so it was worth it. I keep behaving like a retard and getting away with it.
But when you're neurotically working hard all day all week it's fine to allow yourself a window to let loose.

>>77054144
>>77054318
>i have scheduling conflicts
>but damn this bitch for thinking she can too

>>77055313
Yes, but as long as I continue to go out on the weekends and need a whole week to recover until my brain works again, I keep myself in a constant state of mental retardation, and I hate that. Whenever I am sober for a few weeks my productivity goes through the roof.

>>77055187
Yyyyeeeep, probably a placeholder boyfriend. Some of these women are terrible.

>>77054318
Instead of thinking negatively, consider a positive bent that maybe she stopped in to check if you were there? But yeah never assume you have more time to "set things up" or "warm her up", you literally have to fucking go for it lest a cretin beats you to her.

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>12 hour night shifts this week
So this is life huh

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Cup of tea if you have it, barkeep
>Get number from qt at the gym when I tell her I want to see her again
>She smiles, exchange numbers, gets my text
>She mentions she'll be out of town all weekend so we can't do anything this past weekend
>Send her a meme and say we'll do something this wednesday and get a heart react
>Don't text her the entire weekend because I don't text (I've been discarded and ghosted too many times, my poor heart)
>Shoot her a text about something funny that happened in the gym this morning, after two days
>Blocked
Dude, I am SOOOO FUCKING TIRED of modern w*men
Trying not to have a roiling misogyny in me but the dating market is fucked. I'm a legit 6'3" that gets tons of dating app likes but these convos never go anywhere, app or cold approach or w/e. God save us all, pray for me as I pray for you all, anons.

>>77055812
>dating app
shiggy diggy

>>77055881
Nah this was irl, but I do get attention off apps, it's like a pit fight though.

>>77055531
i've done that before
unironically might be doing it again soon so that i can avoid being terminally online

>>77055282
coke is straight from the glowies dude
you're better off having gay sex than doing coke

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>>77055012
they almost got me too bro. i'm still here though.

>>77050671
Realized I’d have an extra $150-$230 a month if I quit energy drinks and nicotine. If I can do it I’m going to reward myself with adjustable dumbbells.

>>77055958
I haven't quit noticine for good but I don't smoke anymore after almost 25 years of smoking, and I only use a nicotine spray when I really need to. Personally, I also love how much appetite I have now.

>>77055812
Stop sending memes and funny stories to girls that you've never been on a date with. Forget that bitch

>>77055373
>placeholder boyfriend
I don't really think so, but I also know I just don't want to believe it. Been in a similar situation before and cucked myself out of it for the very reason that I wanted to believe she wouldn't cheat or jump to a new man... but looking back she almost certainly wanted to. She was cuter than this current woman, too.
Either way, I know what I'm going to do with the situation.

>>77055812
Girls want you to dick them down as soon as possible. They'll never admit it but that's what they want. If you take anytime at all to do it they think you're not interested or with someone else and move on. That is the cold truth so modern women.

>>77055896
It's better than being terminally online I guess. Not good for having a social life though.

>>77056022
>If you take anytime at all to do it they think you're not interested or with someone else and move on
Close. I'd just say they get bored and move on to the next option

>>77054202
I'm looking at it now and wondering the same thing. I'm not sure how it could even be fixed beyond a massive collapse or an even more massive moral restructuring of the West.

>>77050671
>have gym crush
>never makes eye contact, know I have no chance, but she is so fucking hot I get pumped just from having her around
>she disappears
>3 months later
>go train earlier than usual
>see her training with a tall as fuck goofy looking dude
>sad day
>return to regular schedule
>she suddenly starts showing up at my time again
>seeing her de-energizes me now
>and now she's showing up all the time
I'll have some absinthe, boss.

>>77056225
Sex her

>Girl I was talking to seems to have lost interest
>Ignore her almost completely, barely say anything when I see her at the gym
>She texts me out of nowhere saying "Damn you look good"
Is it really that easy?

>>77054039
Did a similar thing with a friend of mine: started getting his life together and then got back together with his ex and all her baggage and I cant stand to be around anymore and watch him drag her down.

>>77056247
I'd love to rape her but I'm not gonna do it

>>77050671
> accidentally leave 265 instead of 245 on bar
> do 3 reps, don't understand why it's so hard
> brocolli heads counting plates, saying "is that 265?" to another

Felt good. The little kids benching 3 plates for reps weren't there to mog me, and I guess these brocollis didn't see them yet.

Is anyone from the midwest or Canadian prairies?

This winter has been so fucking cold and miserable, I'm astonished that people live out here without being forced

>>77050671
water or molly water, surprise me

First day back posting on /fit/ in maybe 18 months? Opened it up occassionally but now I'm back bc I'm getting slopped out of reality.

Probably gonna break up with my girlfriend but not sure when would be a good time. Not sure why I feel reluctant to. Already paid for a bunch of non-refundable valentines day stuff so kinda locked in for now. I felt really insulted since she was telling me about how she'd do threesomes with her ex and random chicks (that sounds fun) but when I asked she said I wasnt that type of guy.

Anywys she's also been hitting me with crazy disrespect that irritates the shit out of me. Maybe she's trying to wear me down until I become complacent like her dad.

Being sober is better than being drunk

>>77056553
not when you want to kill yourself

>>77050671
My house is filthy and I can't bring myself to clean it. It looks like a crazy person lives here and i guess one does.

>>77053981
Why do i smile at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?

The modern world is soul curshing. I hate this shit.

>>77051234
taking notes does not make you learn. you need to learn how to learn. recall, spaced repetition and so on. basic stuff can make you learn much faster and actually retain what you learned

>>77050809
i bet your "pr" was 1 plate.

faggot

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>>77056917
Yes

I hate women, they're vile evil creatures.

I'm losing interest in sex and alcohol again. I may want to do them but when I do I end up wondering why I did. I don't really enjoy them anymore. Anhedonia isn't a good omen.

>>77050671
I really regret how treated my teeth before. Like wtf was I thinking
I didn’t like fully neglect them which is why I still have most of them just missing one tooth that isn’t a wisdom
But i used to smoke drink lots of coffee and eat lots of sweets and it would be hours before they ever saw a brush
It was my love of candy that really fucked my teeth hard
I stopped eating jolly ranchers I lost a tooth but still ate lots of sweets but less often and always brush later
But wasn’t enough so I quit candy not even eating only the less sticky kind and scrubbing them immediately afterwards is enough now not going to touch it ever again.
It is even more fucking apparent after quitting candy smoking and only rarely drinking coffee (brush afterwards) it was completely my fault for ruing my teeth since no new cavities ever since
My mouth feels better now after treatment and proper care

>>77057351
>rarely drinking coffee (brush afterwards)
Isn't that bad to do? I thought the acidic coffee softened your tooth enamel temporarily and brushing right after damaged it

>>77057366
I don’t know it is very to the point of it now being a once of twice a month thing
Not a every morning thing

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Life's stressful and busy but feels so fucking good lads
Wagmi

>>77050671
I only fuck married men.
Originally I liked it because they were low maintenance and weren't ever going to try to move things forward and get serious. Now I've realized that I also get off on it. I'm not attracted to single men as much. Tale as old as time

>>77057351
Same man.
>wisdom teeth removed
Gay
>didn’t take braces seriously
They always broke. The wires would pierce into my gums.
>didn’t use the bite trainer thing retainer
Oops
>forgot to brush them a lot
Oops
>no flossing
Oops
>too much coffee
Oops
>after 25 years started to finally develop pre cavities from energy drinks
Oops
I’m using that special toothpaste you gotta buy online to see if it whitens and fixes my teeth. I dont trust the dental industry. The other thing I’m hopeful for is that South Korean stuff that regrows teeth, they just started human trials on people with medical issues. My teeth are worn down from excessive grinding. I have to think with my teeth being the correct size, fixing tooth placement/straightness and having my wisdom teeth (plenty of space, had a 5th one that was left in it came out no problem oddly it made my teeth straighter), that my breathing and facial attractiveness would improve.

The modern world won, life is pointless now. Just wagie for 50 years and then die, what a fucking joke.

>>77057963
Now you're finally getting it

>cut starts Feb 1st
>get food poisoning, haven't eaten anything since Saturday

Not exactly what I was planning on

>>77058104
You're gonna look fuckin SICK bro

>>77050671
Been virgin for 27 years, got chances as I'm not bad looking but the fucking tism and the fear always get ahold of me. I don't think I want a girlfriend for the sex but to feel loved. I feel like this year is the year

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>>77056800
Ok senpai I will try...

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>>77056984

Any 30s bros feeling lost in life? I have a good paying job with plenty of potential progression in the future. I have a home and disposable income for my hobbies. But I have almost no social life and no gf. It just feels like I'm stuck in a loop or working and sleeping and achieving nothing that matters. Everything feels pointless and empty, like it has no substance or meaning.

>>77058663
>Any 30s bros feeling lost in life?
yes and a lot of us dont have a good job/career on top of no gf and no social life

>>77058663
I'll be 40 in March
>nice house
>2 cars
>very fit
>plenty of money
>truly awesome career doing what I love, doesn't even feel like work
>alone

>>77058771
Got it all backwards, all the good women are gone by the time most people get through college. Rip brother

>>77058771
Sounds great. What's the issue?

>>77058663
Yeah. My life is go to work, go to the gym, go home. I'm just waiting to die at this point

>he didn't meet and date his wife as a teenager
lmao

>>77059028
I went on a date once as a teenager. It was ok.

>>77056288

do you guys still not talk or are you guys cool now? How did you handle it?

>>77057963
Cracks are forming. It may take 10 years and it may take 100, but they'll eventually break. Push on. The people of the future deserve it.

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>>77058771
>2cars
>alone

>>77059327
it's not uncommon to have a brush truck, a car with high mpg for commuting, and a vehicle for fun or hobby (classic/antique, wrangler, sports car, or if you're a fag, a motorcycle)

>>77059327
>>77059341
Yep, I've got my truck for projects and driving around town and my car for long commutes.

>>77058809
>>77058834
The duality of /fit/

>>77058663
>>77058771
god damn its so funny how literally the only positive things so many of you guys post are financial, its literally all you have

>>77058663
>I have a good paying job with plenty of potential progression in the future. I have a home and disposable income for my hobbies. But I have almost no social life and no gf.
so all you have is your good paying job, career progression, a home and disposable income lol

>>77058771
>only things he has to talk about are his nice house, cars, plenty of money and career

its so fuckin sad man

>>77058671
Guys who feel like him prove that career and money are pretty meaningless if it's all you have. It's really uncommon to find someone who only has a job/money and nothing else to be happy, but people who have a gf/wife/social life but not the best job or finances can regularly still be happy.

>>77058671
Yep... I have literally nothing. 34 with a Horrible job, no friends, virgin, living with my parents. To say I'm lost in life is an understatement. It's probably beyond most people's comprehension, even on here, how someone can end up like me. I'm not even lost, because I never knew where to be to begin with.

>>77059482
Do you not have those things anon?

>>77059482
how many times do you have to repeat yourself? woman?

>>77059488
>34
>living with my parents
It's your fault, but at this point, I think it's fair to also blame your parents for enabling you. Did they not kick you out of the house to go socialize and play sports as a kid? Do you have siblings?

>>77059517
im not repeating myself im showing how its common where the only thing they have is career and money but nothing else

>>77059093
You got dates as a teenager?

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>>77058671
I used to be jealous of my friends that got into my industry and capped those unicorn 110k/yr WfH jobs but if they're not suffering from malaise at being chained to a laptop 12 hours a day and being on call, they got promoted into bs manager positions or became specialists where they actually had to work and all they do is work like little drones then get off their long shifts (if they're not salaried and forced to work weekends) to go smoke weed, goon, drink, and play league of legends. Things aren't perfect for me but I'm the happiest I've been in 8 years being out of the professional workforce working for myself.

>>77059488
That's rough dude, I'd ask the normal questions but I myself got laid off just a little over half a year ago. I'm getting by with gigs but I'm sitting here at 30 and unmarried, chances of a home and thus a family seem like a fever dream... what are we living for? I'm usually pretty positive and upbeat but under the surface I can feel the full force of that one Goebbels weimar-era qoute everyday. They robbed an entire generation, going on two, of young men of everything necessary to keep a society stable.

>>77059567
>works for gay industry probably tech that has 110k/year work from home fake gay ass jobs in an industry that has actively ruined the entire world but talks about "robbing an entire generation of young men what is needed to keep society stable"
fucking kill yourself you fucking retard

>>77059578
the decent jobs start at 160k, those and anything down to 60k are all gone under a tidal wave of layoffs and indians now

>>77059567
>I was robbed
You did that to yourself homie

>>77059522
I don't even really remember. It got bad starting in high school and I guess they just never really cared that I didn't have friends and never dated and was always miserable. Unfortunately I'm an only child so my parents life work is producing a complete loser

>>77059594
Such is the life on an only child. Cheer up, pup. Remember this when you have kids.

we keep going. we fight to make meaning. we show up and we take it day by day. we change and we become our destiny.

>>77056225
>>77058663
feel these. without meaning in life the gym doesn't help. keep searching.

>>77059603
I'm a 34 year old virgin. I'm never having children. I'll likely never even have sex.

>>77059341
I've got the family car, the family "truck", father in law's old sedan, and a shitbird land yacht. Still need maybe a Ranchero just because, a conversion van, some kind of 4x4, and fuck if I don't want an old wagon on 37's.

>>77056125
I really don't even think it's ever going to be fixed. The lengths most men will go for a crumb of puh is astonishing, which is also why bringing about any change is impossible.

>>77059594
>>77059603
Being an only child is fucking cursed. Everyday I wish I had an older sibling. I mean it's not perfect, and I see how my parents fight with their siblings (they're in their 60s) but still I feel like a core part of me is missing.

>>77050671
Fucking amazing. Vacation in Thailand and Nam. Sun, amazing food, more sex with wife than we’ve had all winter. ED is fucking GONE.
Fuck Eastern Europe, I’m moving to Bangkok for a few years. I’ll roid and do anything I want.