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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)05:58:36 No.77054323 H-holy shit..when did Sam get so frickin handsome

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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:01:24 No.77054325 >>77054323
It took him years of blasting all kinds of gear to get the virgin stache kek
Just how shit are his genetics really?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:02:44 No.77054326 >>77054323
how does every single, literally every single, jimfluencer have their own drink brand. I'm assuming this is just one factory bottling the same drink under different labels?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:02:58 No.77054328 Looks like the average factory worker.
t. factory worker
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:12:15 No.77054341 >>77054328
But are you an average factory worker?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:13:07 No.77054342 >>77054341
No.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:17:18 No.77054353 >>77054323
He always had the bone structure, look at his old pictures and his low bodyfat show pictures. He just hides under 30 layers of clothes and 5 caps
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:20:57 No.77054359 >>77054326
They get recruited as "shareholders" and "co-owners" but in reality they're just a marketing outlet and arent in any executive position legally.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)06:27:25 No.77054366 >>77054359
so what's your take if u have co-invested in a start up like this? is it for stocks that will convert to cash when the company is sold?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)07:07:45 No.77054439 >>77054366
sometimes you'll give yourself a salary, sometimes you'll earn commission, sometimes you wait for somebody to buy out your share of the company.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)07:18:43 No.77054462 He’s only 23 years old. Holy shit
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)07:47:24 No.77054508 >>77054323
Brother looks 20 years older than he is. I respect what he's doing but I'm legit scared for his life and well being.
Did he ever talk about what his purpose with lifting heavy weights/beauty is?
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)07:52:15 No.77054518 >>77054323
somehow this guy agemogs him
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)07:53:44 No.77054520 >>77054508
He looks 23 what do you trannies even think a 43 yo looks like lmao
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)07:55:02 No.77054522 >>77054323
OP. You seem to like Sam Sulek a little too much. It's ok you can tell me. I won't judge.
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the
02/02/26(Mon)08:05:48 No.77054552 >>77054326
Drinks are the most low-effort consumable you can make.
>take water
>put stuff in it
>hey i have my own drink now
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)08:05:53 No.77054553 >>77054520
>He looks 23
Can we be real
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:13:21 No.77054682 >>77054323
His heart is giving out already. RIP
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)09:17:43 No.77054691 >>77054325
The dirt 'stache is a powerful aphrodisiac to certain women in America. Shameful but I assume most countries have something like this that's inexplicable to outsiders
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)20:19:34 No.77055916 >>77054328
no it doesnt
t. factory worker
>>77054359
thats what happened with PRIME logan paul and ksi barely had any assets or control over that company
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)20:22:39 No.77055921 >>77054691
yea i have a stache i just have it the same length as my eyebrows and do a 5 o clock shadow everywhere else. I dont like the goattee look for folx with shit cheek coverage, i know you dont want to look like a trend chaser but mustache>goatee 100% of the time
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:01:43 No.77055984 >>77054326
Why wouldn't you. The beverage industry is a money printer.
>can sell them just about anywhere
>insane profit margins
>shelf-stable
>huge distribution infrastructure
Did you know a can of redbull costs less than 15 cents to make? That's including the packaging (the can) itself.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:30:58 No.77056033 >>77055984
Fucking hell, i thought i was getting a steal getting monster zeros at 90c’s a pop
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:31:39 No.77056034 >>77054323
if this was my face at 23 I would just drink and do drugs until they kill me
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:33:57 No.77056038 >>77054323
>>77056034
Considering the sheer amount of growth hormone this guy is using; he looks pretty good. Coaches have guys on 15-23 iu a day; for reference your body makes 1 iu naturally.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)21:38:09 No.77056050 >>77056034
Chr1st m8; he's so progeria-maxxed that the clankers say he's WELL OVER DOUBLED his dermatological age. I would do like ALL the anti-aging drugs, and then some.
>t. clankers say I ack-shilly look 23, but am much older.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:02:59 No.77056088 >>77056034
>Zoinks, Scoob. There's, like, living animatronics in this pizza place!
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)22:58:14 No.77056182 >>77054323
Wow his face is actually lean
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)05:04:31 No.77056876 >>77054522
i want to sex her forehead
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)05:38:24 No.77056910 >>77054520
Dude he looks like he's in his late 30s at best lol
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)05:58:23 No.77056933 >>77054691
>>77055921
for me, it is the toothbrush mustache
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)06:38:21 No.77057016 >>77056933
Aka shabbos goy mustache
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)07:20:38 No.77057071 >>77056910
This is *very* generous as I've seen some really walled late 30s people but never with Chud lines quite *that* bad.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)07:23:33 No.77057079 >>77056050
he looks like he takes meth
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)07:43:39 No.77057120 >>77057079
Most of the 40-something Faces of Meth people are mogging him, as grim as that is. Bro on those real special needs drugs.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)10:31:25 No.77057373 >>77056034
...whos "they" and why would they kill you
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)10:35:04 No.77057377 He became a serious bodybuilder, upped the cardio and dropped the CICO nonsense. No more choccy milk and goyslop preworkouts. It fixed his skin.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)10:54:09 No.77057400 >>77057377
I doubt chocolate milk does that to you unless he has a severe allergy but yeah his diet was utter trash i wonder if he fixed it
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)10:58:57 No.77057406 >>77057377
more like he hit the accutane and got some hardcore dermabrasion laser treatment. need that skin smooth for the 'lympia
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)11:02:01 No.77057413 >>77057377
his skin looks like hell, OP image is literally him shilling his preworkout
I bet you have an excuse for his gay earrings, too
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:31:57 No.77057857 >>77054325
Kek the dirt stache with the bottom of the chin goatee. The facial hair of choice for the bare facers.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)16:51:13 No.77058053 >im owner of product now so make sure you start buying it instead of whatever you used before
KEK
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)17:55:34 No.77058225 He's the Pete Steel of bodybuilding... literally swimming in poon
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)17:57:40 No.77058236 >>77058225
>literally swimming in poon
Not, since he has social skills of a /r9k/ sperg.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)18:12:21 No.77058284 >>77058236
He doesn't need social skills - he's a public figure and has dough.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)20:51:38 No.77058691 >>77058225
>literally swimming in poon
>>77058284
>He doesn't need social skills - he's a public figure and has dough.
Does he pick up grannies at retirement homes by claiming he's only 55?
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