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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:28:11 No.77055576 What's the catch?

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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:29:43 No.77055579 >>77055576
it's made out of plastic.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:33:35 No.77055584 Nothing really. It’s just made with skim milk instead of cream I think. And artificial sweeteners instead of sugar I think.
The catch would probably be that if you made ice cream with natural ingredients, it would be healthier- though more calorically dense than halo top. Though 99% of the time that’s not what you’re comparing it to. Most people would be eating other processed and artificial ice creams.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:49:49 No.77055620 >>77055576
Just get an ice cream machine and mix your own milk and protein powder it has infinitely better macros and is cheaper.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)17:52:42 No.77055630 gives you gyno
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:00:41 No.77055645 >snacks on fake ice cream
>couldve snacked on steak
no catch, just poor life choices you fat fuck.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:08:16 No.77055658 >>77055576
tastes like ass
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:11:40 No.77055669 >>77055620
It costs more in ingredients to make your own as 99.99% of brands in stores use seed oils instead of cream
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:14:22 No.77055672 It’s food for subhumans.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:18:57 No.77055681 >>77055576
it's flavored air
zero substance, not filling, no nutrition, etc.
it's basically a complicated form of just eating raw artificial sweeteners
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)18:45:46 No.77055733 >>77055669
Your first statement and your second statement have nothing to do with each other.
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:27:35 No.77055805 >>77055669
2 gallons of whole milk 7.59
0.24 a cup
Protein powder $53 for 60 scoops
0.89 a scoop
Recipe 3 cups milk 4 scoops makes 3 pints of icecream
3(0.24)+4(0.89)=
0.72+3.56= 4.28
4.28/3 = $1.43 a pint 41g protein 330 calories
Halo top cost 11.99 for 4 pints
$3.00 a pint 15g of protein on average 300 calories
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Anonymous
02/02/26(Mon)19:51:02 No.77055852 >>77055584
they also whip crazy amount of air into these things, so you basically eating half portions for double price.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)00:28:49 No.77056359 >>77055576
It weighs half of a normal pint of ice cream. You're paying extra for them to add air. It basically preys on the psychology of "I want to eat an entire pint of ice cream".
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)10:29:49 No.77057368 >>77055576
I make my own with casein, cocoa, water, xanthan gum and sunflower lecithin - using a Ninja Creami. Comes out to about 140kcals per tub.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)11:00:40 No.77057410 >>77057368
Nice
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)11:05:49 No.77057417 >>77055576
0 sugar = 0 problems.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)11:10:42 No.77057428 >>77057417
For sure
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)11:11:56 No.77057430 >>77055576
Cancer
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)11:14:11 No.77057436 >>77055576
It's too expensive. I make my own low calorie high protein ice cream using the creami with protein powder and skim milk and it's only 250cals for 20g protein for a sweet treat
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)11:25:59 No.77057451 >>77057436
How much does a creami cost
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)11:39:31 No.77057474 >>77057451
I got it for around 23 halo tops. Around $200
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I ignore women
02/03/26(Tue)11:49:34 No.77057488 >>77055576
you're paying for air
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)13:57:20 No.77057671 >>77055576
It doesnt taste nearly as good as actual ice cream. But the macros are great and it mostly hits that desire.
For me theyre like $4, which is a little pricey but its just a treat for every now and again. Typical fat ass spends $4 just on a single energy drink, candy bars at checkout are $2...
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)13:59:38 No.77057675 >>77057474
Seems steep
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)14:07:42 No.77057688 >>77055576
17 dollars per tub
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)14:12:22 No.77057696 >>77055579
So is everything else
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:28:44 No.77057851 >>77055576
i can't find the pistachio flavor anywhere anymore
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:36:52 No.77057865 >>77057675
It's way cheaper in the long term
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:39:42 No.77057870 >>77057865
How often do you eat ice cream made with it?
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)15:43:22 No.77057888 >>77057870
I eat it daily during summer and spring to get my protein in and for a sweet icy treat
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:52:35 No.77058927 >>77057870
I'm eating my recipe daily, it's basically a protein shake with xanthan gum to create the ice cream texture. I'm dieting and having one of my two daily shakes in this form makes you feel so much more satiated.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)22:58:20 No.77058938 >>77055576
$30 a pint
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:08:07 No.77058957 >>77055576
The price.
Its good, though!
Id get a Ninja ice cream maker (expensive too) and make protein ice cream. Im gonna buy one now.
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:10:24 No.77058962 >>77058957
I mean. Why not? Its $219! I owe taxes this year so might as well add on $219 more.
>Somalians need my taxes, man Im SOOOO goddamn angry
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Anonymous
02/03/26(Tue)23:46:08 No.77059041 >>77055669
I LOVE SEED OILS! THEY ARE BASED! SATURATED FATS CAUSE HEART DISEASE.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:32:47 No.77059286 >>77057417
0 calorie sweeteners spike insulin and clog up your kidneys with some sticky protein that builds up over the years and stops you from pissing out extra sugar.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)01:34:24 No.77059295 >>77055576
Buy a fucking ad
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)06:57:00 No.77059754 >>77059286
They don't, but you do you.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)06:57:37 No.77059755 >>77059286
If zero-calorie sweeteners spiked insulin, everyone who drank a diet coke would pass out if they hadn't eaten.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)07:14:45 No.77059768 >>77058927
yes im addicted to them, they are so good, i should probably try to get my macros better or something but im fine with 485 calories 45 grams of protein per pint for how fucking good it is at 1.66 merribux a pint. i add honey use whole milk and vanilla and cinnamon, there are endless combos. halo top tastes like shit and the macros are terrible, a waste of money.
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Anonymous
02/04/26(Wed)17:03:40 No.77060722 >>77055576
It tastes like shit and is giga cope for people who can't just learn to eat less. Real fucking ice cream is so much better even if you can only eat it half or a quarter as often.
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